Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 321

Episode Title: A Thousand Drunk Santas

Description: It's a hammered holiday adventure with literally one thousand extremely jolly Saint Nicks.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK WE ARE IN RENO, NEVADA FOR A 1000 DRUNK SANTAS

THIS EPISODE RIGHT HERE IS CALLED 1000 DRUNK SANTAS OH NO, WE NAMED IT WRONG I THINK IT'S CLOSER TO 1200 IT'S ABOUT THERE YEAH

SEE HOW IT'S RED AND WHITE? THIS IS FOR THE BIG FAT JOLLY MAN

YOUR MISSING OUT THIS IS CRAZY, IT'S OUT OF CONTROL IT'S OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT? NICE PROFILE

HOW YOU DOING? WELCOME TO THE SHOW RENO, NEVADA SANTA PUB CRAWL DRUNK SANTAS EVERYWHERE OUR JOB IS TO CATCH UP WITH THEM, THEY'VE ALREADY STARTED WITHOUT US, THEY WERE NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR OUR SHOW TO START BUT THEY'RE SANTA'S EVERYWHERE, SANTA'S ON THE PHONE WE SAW SANTA BOOZING UP LOOK AT OUR CREW, OUR CREW IS ALL SANTA'D UP DANELLE IS LOOKING GREAT IN A HIGH END SANTA OUTFIT LAMONT I'M TOLD TONIGHT IS GOING BY THE NAME CHOCOLATE SANTA, IS THAT RIGHT GLEN ? (SPEAKING SPANISH) CHOCOLATE SANTA SPEAKS SPANISH NOW LET'S GO FIND THE FIRST PARTY, C'MON

TELL ME ABOUT THIS THING, FIRST OF ALL HOW DID IT GET STARTED? HOW DO YOU START A CRAZY SANTA CRAWL LIKE THIS (PEOPLE SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE) YOU HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FRIENDS IT STARTED BECAUSE I WAS JUST REALLY PISSED OFF AT WORK AND I WANTED TO MOCK CHRISTMAS AND I BOUGHT 7 SANTA SUITS INCLUDING MYSELF AND I THOUGHT I'LL CONVINCE MY DUMB ASS FRIENDS TO COME OUT AND I CONVINCED 6 OF THEM THE NEXT YEAR THERE WAS 34 PLUS OF THEM AND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN THERE WAS 100 NOW THERE IS PROBABLY 500-1000 PEOPLE WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW SO WE LIKE TO SHOW PEOPLE LIKE THE DIFFERENT RULES IN EACH CITY SO THIS IS LEGAL THIS IS OKAY HERE? IT IS WHEN YOUR US (LAUGHS) WHEN WAS THIS THAT YOU GOT IT STARTED? 2001 2001 I CALLED EVERYBODY ON THE PHONE, NOW IT'S A HUGE PLAN THAT GOES INTO EFFECT EVERY YEAR SO WHAT'S IN THE SACK? -YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

NOW WHY RENO OF ALL THE PLACES? CAUSE YOU CAN DO THIS ANYWHERE? YOU CAN DO IT ANYWHERE BUT ONLY IN RENO COULD YOU HAVE 25 PLUS BARS WITHIN A 1 MILE RADIUS AND THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO CLOSE YOU'LL SEE SANTA'S AT 10 A.M. TRYING TO GET TO THAT 25TH BAR YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT

WE DON'T NEED A PAPER BAG WE GOT THE HAT -STOCKING MAN THAT'S HOW WE DO IT

YOU KNOW THERE IS A CHARITY ELEMENT TO THIS CRAWL WHAT IS THAT, GET THAT OUT HERE OH IT'S FOR THE FOOD BANK OF NORTHERN NEVADA EVERY BAR, WE DON'T GO TO A BAR UNLESS THEY GIVE TO THE CHARITY AND NOBODY PAYS, NONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS PAY, THEY DON'T PAY FOR COVERS THEY JUST PAY FOR THEIR DRINKS AND THE BARS CONTRIBUTE TO THE CHARITY IN ORDER TO BE ON THE LIST IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT I LIKE THIS, WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE RULES OF WHAT YOU HAVE TO WEAR, AS LONG AS IT'S JUST CHRISTMAS ORIENTED AND YOUR IN -THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT SANTA OR A DERIVATIVE THERE OF IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN EXACTLY LIKE THIS WE WOULD NOT DO THIS EVENT IT IS WOMEN EXACTLY LIKE THIS I LOVE THESE WOMEN

I NEED SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION WHILE I CAN STILL FIND PEOPLE THAT ARE CAPABLE OF GIVING IT WE CAN PROBABLY DO THAT FOR ANOTHER 20-30 MINUTES TOPS TELL ME THE STORY OF THIS THING, HOW DID IT GET STARTED? MATTHEW GODDARD THE MAN IN CHARGE DECIDED ONE DAY WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET TOGETHER SOME SANTA SUITS 7 THAT'S IT JUST 7 -WHAT YEAR IS THIS? THIS WAS 2001 WHAT IS THIS SANTA WITH THE MUSTACHE I LIKE THIS -HE'S A PIMP, A PIMP SANTA AND YOU GUYS ARE? -I'M THE QUEEN OF THE NORTH POLE YOU SURE ARE -I AM AND IT'S ALL HISTORY -AND NOW IT'S HUGE WE'RE EXPECTING OVER 1000 PEOPLE THIS YEAR I THINK YOUR THERE -LOOK AT THIS, PEOPLE ARE PETTING MY HAIR FOR NO APPARENT REASON THEY LOVE THE HAT

WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? -YAGER, NO, I DON'T KNOW YOU WANT IT? YOU CAN HAVE IT THOUGH WHATEVER IT IS NO, I'M GOOD WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? YOU BETTER GET ME ONE OF THOSE SHOTS GOLDSCHALGER AND YAGER WE DO WORK

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR UH COSTUME HERE BUDDY UM, IT'S A WOODEN COCK NICE. -WHAT MORE WE'RE KEEPING IT WARM WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MIDNIGHT THING THE BIG UH -OH, WE ALL GO UNDERNEATH THE ARCH WE TAKE A HUGE PICTURE IT'S A LOT OF FUN, LAST YEAR THE COPS WERE A LITTLE UPSET WITH US BUT I HEAR THIS IS ILLEGAL TO DO WELL YEAH WELL THEY SHUT IT DOWN FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS TO GET IN THE PICTURE AND THEN WE HAVE TO RUN OFF

WHAT'S UP? MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU KNOW THE ORIGINAL RAIDER CLAUS HOW Y'ALL DOING OUT THERE? IN SANTA LAND WHERE ARE YOUR SANTA COSTUMES? I AM A POLISH SANTA THAT'S WHAT I DECIDED RAIDER SANTA CAN I BOTHER YOU FOR A SECOND? TAKE A LOOK AT THAT THAT IS SOME DRINKING THAT IS 25 BARS, HEY WE GOT DRINKING TO DO WE GOT A SANTA DOWN, SANTA DOWN! C'MON WE HAD A SANTA DOWN -IS THAT GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS? WHOOO YOU SEEM LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS EVENT THIS IS MY SECOND YEAR WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW, WE LIKE TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW TO YOU KNOW IF IT'S WORTH GOING, WHAT TO DO WHEN THEY GET THERE SO IF A PERSON WERE TO COME TO THIS THING AND PARTICIPATE WHAT DO THEY NEED TO BRING BECAUSE I SEE YOU HAVE GADGETS AND THERE IS A WHOLE SET UP WALKIE TALKIES WELL SEE I HAVE A TENDENCY TO WANDER OFF AND MEET NEW PEOPLE SO MY FRIENDS PUT A LEASH ON ME THIS YEAR

SHE WILL DECIDE IF YOUR NAUGHT OR NICE THOUGH NO, THE GOGGLE DECIDES IF HE'S NAUGHTY OR NICE NAUGHTY YOU ARE NAUGHTY -I AM NAUGHTY! DID WE START EARLY? 4:00 AND WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? WE'RE FROM RIGHT HERE IN RENO SO IF YOU LIVE HERE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS EVENT NOT EVERYONE BUT WE DID I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR THREE YEARS NOW HAVE WE DONE WELL? THIS IS AN EVENT THAT WARRANTS US COMING HERE DOESN'T IT? IT'S F# # KING AWESOME THEY SHOULD BE HERE RIGHT? -OH ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY I JUST WANT TO MEET YOU THAT'S AWESOME LISTEN AS GUYS WHO WATCH THE SHOW YOU GOTTA APPRECIATE THIS LOOK AT JASON WEARING THE FULL ON SANTA WE DON'T GET TO SEE YOU BECAUSE YOUR BEHIND THE CAMERA LOOK AT DANELLE AND LOOK AT LAMONT, LAMONT IS GOING BY THE NAME ...

AND LAMONT TONIGHT IS BEING CALLED, ACCORDING TO HIM, HIS NEW NAME IS CHOCOLATE SANTA CHOCOLATE GRRRRRR

WHAT IS THIS? IT IS PABST BLUE RIBBON NOW IS THIS LEGAL IN RENO TO WALK AROUND WITH THE BOOZE, EVERYTHING IS LEGAL IN RENO DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING NOW, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER -WE'RE GOING TO SHOOTERS RIGHT NOW, CHERRY BOMBS -TO SHOOTERS! WE'RE GOING TO SHOOTERS, TELL ME ABOUT THE BAR WE'RE HEADED FOR RIGHT NOW IT'S F# # KING FUN, GET ON THE BAR AND DANCE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? UH, CARSON CITY AND HOW DO YOU KNOW TO COME TO THIS THING? WHERE DO YOU GET THAT INFORMATION? WELL YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME -WORD OF MOUTH IF YOU WITNESS THIS IN PERSON YOUR GOING OUT AND BUYING SOME RED FAKE FUR AIN'T NOTHING BUT A DOLLAR AND A PROSTITUTE IN F# # KING RENO MAN HAVE YOU COME TO THIS THING BEFORE? FIRST TIME, FIRST TIME, BUT ITS BEEN GREAT AND BRETT BROUGHT US HERE SECOND TIME RIGHT HERE THERE ARE 25 BARS, DID I READ THAT RIGHT? YES. ARE WE GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS? CAUSE IT'S STILL EARLY? AND WE'LL NEVER MISS THIS PLACE AGAIN EVERY YEAR WE'LL BE HERE -WHAT IS INSIDE THAT? OH MAN THIS IS CALLED NUMB NUMB JUICE CAUSE WHEN YOU DRINK IT, YOU GO NUMB YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F# # K IT IS YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? (LAUGHS) THAT'S RIGHT, GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? -A BUSH IS HANGING OUT I CAN'T TUCK IT IN WHAT IS OUR MISSION THOUGH? IS OUR MISSION JUST TO GET REALLY DRUNK? TRY TO GO TO ALL 25 BARS BUT I DON'T THINK ANYBODY CAN DO IT

IS THIS? -IT'S 60 MINUTES 60 MINUTES? IS IT REALLY 60 MINUTES? HEY WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME HERE EVERYONE IS GOING IN THIS CASINO EL DORADO IS NEXT ON THE LIST IF YOU WANT TO SHOT MIDNIGHT UNDERNEATH THE ARCH IS THE GROUP PHOTO OH WE'RE ON THAT, WE HEAR IT COULD BE TROUBLE THOUGH WE HEAR THE POLICE DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT WE BLOCK IT FOR A HALF HOUR AND SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS ALL NIGHT NICE -IT'S ALL GOOD THIS IS WHERE MOST OF THE PEOPLE COME, THEY COME FROM SAN FRANCISCO AND COME TO THIS PLACE THEY COME FROM ALL OVER CALIFORNIA ALL OVER EVERYWHERE ARE YOU AN EXPERT AT THIS, THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST YEAR NO. YEAR #4 WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW, I NEED YOU TO HELP THE VIEWERS OUT, IF A PERSON WERE TO COME TO THIS WHAT WOULD THEY NEED TO BRING, GIVE ME A LIST OF THINGS THAT THEY SHOULD BRING WITH THEM THE PROPER ATTIRE

SANTA, REINDEER SOMETHING CHRISTMASSY OF COURSE, WE HAD AN ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN UH A GOOD POCKET BOOK -RIGHT BECAUSE YOU GOTTA MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY AND

THE ABILITY TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN -YEAH BE READY -IT'S ALL GOOD

TELL THEM ABOUT THE SANTA CRAWL I'M 22 -RIGHT ME TOO AND (SCREAMS) WHAT THE F# # K ? STAND BACK

HO, HO HO

WOW, WILD WOMAN! TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS OUTFIT WELL IT'S IT APPEARS THAT I'VE HAD SOME SPILLAGE I JUST GOT MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA COX OH SANTA COX IS HERE TONIGHT? -I JUST HAD MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH HIM NICE. CONGRATULATIONS

SHE JUST WENT RIGHT AFTER THAT SHE'S A HORNY LITTLE THING AIN'T SHE SHE JUST GRABBED THAT THING -GET THE F# # K OUT OF HERE OH NICE, PRODUCER HIRED!

I AM FLASHER SANTA -I SEE THAT AND I ADDED A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE MIX THIS IS IN MY PACKAGE I HAD TO ADD A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM LAST YEAR FLASHER SANTA CAN NEVER COME BACK THE SAME

IT'S A LITTLE DARK IT'S A DARK SNAKE -IT IS A DARK SNAKE, WELL YOU KNOW I'M DOING WHAT I CAN, IT'S 24 DEGREES OUTSIDE HERE SO YOU KNOW WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP HIM AS LARGE AS HE CAN BE IN THIS COLD SO

BON JOUR!

BUDDY SYSTEM, YEAH IT'S A BUDDY SYSTEM IF YOU LOSE YOUR GROUP, YOU NEED TO JUST GRAB ANOTHER SANTA AND THEY'RE YOUR FRIEND YEAH WE KEEP EACH OTHER SAFE AND WARM

WHERE ARE WE FROM? -WE'RE FROM RENO HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU COME TO THIS DEAL? OH LIKE 5 -REALLY? YEAH I REALLY ENJOY THE PEOPLE WE'VE BEEN MEETING IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS HAPPINESS HERE EVERYONE IS SPREADING THE JOY AND MERRIMENT WELL THAT'S WHAT SANTAS ARE ALL ABOUT RIGHT? YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW SANTA WAS ABOUT THE BOOZING BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK FOR HIM WITH ALL HE HAS TO DO WITHIN ONE NIGHT'S PERIOD YOU KNOW HE'S GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE NIP HERE AND THERE WHERE ARE WE GOING RIGHT NOW? WHAT IS THE NEXT STOP? -HANG ON TIM! WHERE ARE WE GOING?

A LOT OF THOUGHT WENT INTO THIS, LIKE THIS TIM YOU HAVE LAYERS OF CHRISTMAS GOODNESS THAT'S RIGHT, MY DAD HAS BEEN A SANTA CLAUS FOR OVER 20 YEARS -REALLY? YEAH I LOVE THIS -HE'S GOT A GREAT GIG, HE WORKS TWO DAYS A WEEK, FOUR WEEKS A YEAR AND THE REST OF THE TIME IS VACATION SANTA LIFE IS GREAT SANTA! TELL THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS WELL IT'S KIND OF A TIME TO ENJOY WITH YOUR FAMILY AND UH, YOU KNOW BE JOYOUS AND TOLERANT AND ACCEPTING OF ALL THOSE DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR FAMILY LIKE THOSE ONES YOU NORMALLY WOULD NOT ACCEPT CHRISTMAS IT BRINGS YOU ALL TOGETHER GIVE US THE STATS ON THIS, HOW MANY STOPS HAVE YOU GUYS DONE SO FAR 10? 15? 15 I CAN'T TALK THAT'S IMPRESSIVE

YES THAT WAS HOT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING? WILL YOU DO ALL 25 THE TWO OF YOU? WE'RE CERTAINLY TRYING I'M IMPRESSED LET ME ANSWER THE QUESTION WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME? WHAT? I AM THE REINDEER AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY MERRY F# # KING CHRISTMAS

WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS FOR YOU GUYS SO YOU GET A FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HERE WE'RE GOING TO DO THE AMP 360, DO IT JAY THIS GIVES EVERYONE AT HOME A FEEL FOR WHAT IS GOING ON IT'S THE AMP 360 NO ONE ELSE IS DOING THIS, WAIT, WAIT HOLD ON

HERE IT COMES, IT'S COMING AROUND

THERE'S A HAT RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE LOUDNESS YOU SEE (CHEERS) THAT WAS THE AMP 360 NO OTHER SHOW IS DOING THAT

HI, BOB-O WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING TONIGHT I'M BOB-O -THIS IS BOB-O HE NEEDS TO SAY A GOOD THING ABOUT SANTA PUB CRAWL SANTA PUB CRAWL IS JUST AWESOME IT'S A BIG TIME LIKE YOU KNOW IT'S A GREAT TIME FOR -IT'S A GOOD TIME AND RAISE GOOD MONEY FOR THE POOR? MERRY CHRISTMAS -NO IT'S JUST A GREAT TIME FOR EVERYBODY IT'S A GREAT TIME FOR EVERYBODY THEY'RE CRUSHING ME RIGHT NOW, WE'RE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME THERE IS A LOT OF PUSHING -THERE IS BUT IT'S GOOD, IT'S FRIENDLY, IT'S CHRISTMAS

I JUST NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAS HAPPENED THEY WERE STANDING ON THIS, IT IS A ROAD NORMALLY, FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT THERE WERE CARS ON THIS REMEMBER THAT? YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU NEED A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS BROTHER LISTEN THIS IS A ROAD AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED IS THE CLAUSES HAVE TAKEN OVER IT APPEARS THAT WAY MY FRIEND THE SANTA CRAWL IS LEGIT, IT'S OFFICIAL IT IS OFFICIAL YEAH TRAFFIC HAS BEEN IMPEDED -YEAH TRAFFIC IS NO MORE IT'S OFFICIAL RIGHT? RIGHT? I AGREE IT'S FOR REAL WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW RIGHT NOW UH APPARENTLY BUT I THINK THE LAW IS TAKING THE NIGHT OFF TO JUST GIVE IT A GIFT!

HEY YOU KNOW THIS IS... -THE DAYS OF THE SANTA CRAWL PERPETRATING ARE GONE I MEAN HOPEFULLY IT'LL BLOW UP AND IT'LL BRING SOME PEOPLE HERE NEXT YEAR HOPEFULLY PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD WILL COME THEY'LL COME AROUND I SWEAR SANTA YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR PRESENTS THEY'RE HERE NOW, LOOK AT THIS THIS IS A BIG PART OF THE EVENING THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, BASICALLY THE SANTAS JUST TAKE OVER THE STREETS OF RENO SHOW THEM RIGHT HERE JAY, WE'RE GOING TO GO IN THE THICK OF THAT IN A SECOND BUT I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU A WIDE SHOT THE CARS ARE STOPPED WE'VE TAKEN OVER, THE SANTAS HAVE TAKEN OVER SANTAS ARE TAKING OVER AND WE DON'T CARE WE DON'T GIVE A F# # K DUDE -WE COULD BE ARRESTED FOR THIS WHO CARES DUDE IT'S A MAJOR TAKING OVER, PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING OUTTA WHACK AND IT'S CRAZY AND IF YOU WANT TO BE HERE, YOU SHOULD BE HERE AND IF YOUR NOT, THEN YOUR MISSING OUT

I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, YOU HAVE NO SANTA GEAR ON RIGHT NOW I HAD A HAT, I LOST IT, SANTA CRAWL IS SAVAGE I HAD A HAT BUT IT'S GONE HOW'S IT GOING? -IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? -MY BIRTHDAY WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANK YOU WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE STREETS HAVEN'T WE? YES WE HAVE NOW CAN WE GET AWAY WITH DOING THIS IN RENO OR ARE WE GOING TO BE FINED? NO, WE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS PROBABLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE (LAUGHS) BUT EVENTUALLY THE POLICE WILL SAY WE'RE DONE WITH THIS YOU SEE THAT BIG BIRD IN THE SKY THAT IS BOTHERING US RIGHT NOW? HI!, YEAH EVENTUALLY THE COPS WILL COME OUT, LAST YEAR THEY ARRESTED A FEW PEOPLE BUT..UH -REALLY? TELL THEM WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, WHY DO WE DO THIS? RENO, SANTA CLAUS AND UH, TROOPS LOOK AT ALL THE REINDEER, SEE THE REINDEER THIS IS ABOUT REINDEER, SANTA CLAUS AND THE TROOPS HEY THIS IS SANTA CLAUS -OKAY BUT LISTEN YES -I WAS VERY SPECIFIC I NEED A DRUNK SANTA THIS GUY IS SO DRUNK WHAT ARE WE DOING RIGHT NOW? WHAT IS THIS GATHERING? SANTA'S PUB CRAWL -YEAH I KNOW THAT PART BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE IN THE STREET, WE'VE STOPPED TRAFFIC, WE'RE CELEBRATING WE'RE CELEBRATING THE BEST THING EVER FOR KIDS RIGHT NOW BUT THIS GATHERING THIS IS LIKE THE BIG MIDNIGHT GATHERING THE FOOD BANK, ALL TO RAISE MONEY FOR KIDS IT'S A GOOD CAUSE TELL THEM THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS IS UH, ALL ABOUT THINGS ALL ABOUT FAMILY THINGS FIVE YEAR VETERANS HERE SERGEANT SANTA IS HERE, 5 YEAR VETERAN OF THE SANTA CRAWL AJ GO A LITTLE WIDE ON SERGEANT SANTA, I LIKE THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT WENT INTO THAT VERY SEXY YOU LIKE THE MAN IN UNIFORM RIGHT? -ABSOLUTELY WE'VE DONE THE BAR CIRCULATION, WE'VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND DOWNTOWN GOD FOR HOURS AND NOW I'M DISAPPOINTED ARE WE DRUNK? ARE YOU DRUNK? NO. -HE'S WASTED I SEE THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT CELEBRATION IN THE STREET, WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THIS JUST MORE DRINKING ? MORE DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY IT'S GREAT -WE GO ONTO MORE BARS WE HAVE MORE FUN IT'S AN AMAZING NIGHT RENO, I'M IMPRESSED WITH YOU WHY THANK YOU -MOST AWESOME NIGHT EVER I THINK HE MAY HAVE A THEORY ALSO, SHALL WE GO TO HIM WHAT'S THAT? DON'T SECOND THINK ANYTHING JUST DO WHAT YOUR GUT TELLS YOU WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS OVER HERE, WE JUST GOT IT I THINK FROM HIM, WHAT DO YOU UH..WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS? -YEAH WE'RE SPREADING MERRIMENT AND JOY TONIGHT I WOULD SAY SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY, HAVING A GOOD TIME OTHER THAN THAT RIGHT NOW I'M GETTING DRUNK

SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS RIGHT? RIGHT? (SLURRING) (LAUGHS) -I LOVE THE LIGHT LOOK AT THE LIGHT! LET'S GIVE IT UP, WE SHOULD GIVE IT UP FOR THE LIGHT BECAUSE WITHOUT THE LIGHT WE COULDN'T DO THIS THANK YOU LIGHT

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PREGNANT DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT IS? I'M A LITTLE SWOLLEN A LITTLE SWOLLEN YOU LOOK, OH NICE THE REACH AROUND HEY BUDDY YOUR BALLS ARE HANGING OUT!

THESE ARE THE MOST POPULAR BALLS, NO BALLS ARE MORE POPULAR THAN THESE BALLS, LOOK SEE THESE BALLS

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

HEY CAN WE END WITH SOME WHITE SANTA DANCING

WHITE SANTAS DANCING BADLY I THINK THAT'S A WAY TO END STRONG, RIGHT? THANKS MAN, I THINK THIS THING IS OVER, I THINK WE HAD A SOLID SHOW WE'RE IN RENO WE SAW THE SANTA CRAWL PEOPLE IN RENO ARE FANTASTIC SO I RECOMMEND THIS I, I, I HONESTLY EXPECT THAT BECAUSE PEOPLE IN RENO ARE GREAT I LIKE THAT SUN ON MY FACE, DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK SEXY RIGHT THERE? YEAH RIGHT TAKES MORE THAN A LITTLE SUN ON MY FACE TO PULL THAT OFF

ALL RIGHT GUYS, THAT WAS A GOOD SHOW, WE HAD FUN HERE KEEP THOSE EMAILS COMING, WE LIKE HEARING ABOUT THE DIFFERENT EVENTS AROUND THE COUNTRY UH, THAT'S IT RIGHT

I LIKE HOW I JUST COME ACROSS AS KIND OF CLUELESS I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I'M IN A CLIMATE WITH SNOW AND I FEEL AT HOME, I'M FROM NEW ENGLAND, RIGHT THIS IS, I GREW UP WITH THIS STUFF YOU KNOW THIS STUFF IS DYNAMITE, I LOVE IT HMMM SNOW

SO, UH FOR THE CREDITS I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD DO THIS I'M ART MANN AND THIS IS RENT A CAR DONUTS

WE'RE OFF TO ANOTHER ADVENTURE, I HAD THE TURN SIGNAL ON THE WHOLE TIME? OH BROTHER