Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 319 - TV14

Episode Title: A Night of Debauchery

Description: The Exotic Erotic Ball is featured in this half hour of high quality television. If you are frightened by freaks, weirdness, and nudity, then this episode is not for you.

Transcript:

WE JUST STARTED OUR SHOW SO WE HAVE TO SAY WELCOME TO EVERYBODY WELCOME!

AND I THINK THEY PICKED A GOOD WEEK TO WATCH OUR SHOW I'M ON T.V. WITH HOT CHICKS AND ART MANN I COULD DIE NOW MARK CUBAN IS OUR BOSS, ON THIS EPISODE HE GOES THAT'S WHY I PAY THOSE IDIOTS EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL

(ART'S THEME MUSIC)

OH, THAT'S CREEPY HOLY SH# T IT'S HOT IN HERE BUT IT'S WORTH IT FOR THIS PLACE, YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THE TITS FROM UP HERE HOLY SH# T !

WELCOME TO THE SHOW WE'RE AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL AND I'M GOING TO HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS EPISODE. THERE WILL BE MAYHEM THERE WILL BE LOTS OF THINGS THAT YOU WONT SEE ON ANY OTHER CHANNEL (LAUGHS) OH BOY LOOK AT THESE OUTFITS, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS GET UP IS ABOUT, I'M NOT EXOTIC, I'M NOT EROTIC BUT I AM HAVING A BALL

OH, AND BY THE WAY SOMETIMES PEOPLE WILL SAY HEY TELL US WHEN SOME OF THAT STUFF IS, THIS EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL I BELIEVE IS EVERY OCTOBER BUT IF YOU GO TO EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL.COM YOU LIKE THAT, THAT'S ON THE INTERNET, YOU CAN GET ALL THE INFORMATION YOU WANT WE'RE NOT ABOUT INFO, WE'RE ABOUT SHOWING YOU STUPID PEOPLE I MEAN STUPID AS A GOOD THING

WE'RE JUST CHECKING IN, WE'RE GETTING OUR SPECIAL PASSES THAT ALLOW US TO SHOOT AND SO FORTH, SO YOU ARE LIKE A PR PERSON -I AM AND I WANTED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT DOWN IN LOS ANGELES AND THAT AREA YOU'LL SEE LIKE A PUBLICIST UNIFORM, IT'S ALWAYS BLACK -A PINSTRIPE HERE AND THERE NOT MUCH WHERE AS YOU HAVE A COLLAR AND THEN YOU HAVE UH IT IS ALL IN BLACK THOUGH I'M NOT EVEN NEEDED HERE, WE CAN BASICALLY PUT THE CAMERA ON THE STICKS THAT'S LINGO FOR TRIPOD, T.V. TALK AND YOU CAN JUST WATCH PEOPLE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT -HI THIS IS A CLASSIC OUTFIT FOR THIS BALL WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE BUDDY? SOME HAPPY SNAKE HERE YOUR OUTFIT WHILE TO ME MAKES ME STUTTER AND MY FOREHEAD GET A LITTLE WARM SOME OF THE THINGS I SAW JUST ON THE WAY OVER TO THIS ROOM ARE FAR MORE OUTRAGEOUS -THEY ARE SOME PEOPLE JUST WALKING AROUND NAKED YUP, NAKED

IT'S THE TRUTH, I HAVE A FETISH WE SAW A REGULAR CHARACTER ON THE SHOW, HE'S ACTUALLY HERE VERY EXCITING, LATER IN THE SHOW WE'LL FEATURE JOM -JOM? JERK OFF MAN I SAW THAT GUY LAST YEAR HE'S GOT HIS OWN BOOTH THIS YEAR HE'S OUT OF CONTROL -HE'S GOT HIS OWN BOOTH BUT MORE POWER TO HIM, THAT'S AWESOME

WE DID LIKE AN ONLINE POLL FOR THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS EVENT AND THIS THING WON WHAT IS THIS WHOLE ROOM CALLED? THIS IS THE EXPO ROOM SO THERE ARE VARIOUS TOYS AND THINGS YEAH VENDORS WITH TOYS AND THINGS TO SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE NOW THIS WOULD BE INTERESTING IF SOMEONE WERE TO SIT ON THAT NOT KNOWING WHAT'S HAPPENING THEY'D GET AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE BLACK SURPRISE THERE IS SO MUCH TO LOOK AT EVERYWHERE I TURN HOW YOU DOING? -I'M GOOD HOW ARE YOU? HOW DOES THIS FEEL? -AWESOME THIS IS ABOUT JUST TRUST RIGHT, JUST LET IT GO IT'S CALLED ULTIMATE CONTROL THIS IS THE MONKEY ROCKER, A LOT OF FUN FOR ONE OR WE HAVE THE MONKEY ROCKER TANGO WHICH IS BRAND NEW AND A LOT OF FUN FOR TWO PLEASE SHOW THE MONKEY ROCKER TANGO, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON OVER THERE

ULTIMATE CONTROL THIS IS THE ONE RIGHT HERE I LIKE HOW HE JUST LEAVES HERE THERE WE'RE MOVING ONTO THE BALL IT'S A WOMEN IN A STEEL BALL

HOW ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS? -I DON'T KNOW

IT'S JUST THERE MAN, IT'S JUST THERE YOU TWISTED, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT FOR YOU RIGHT? I AM TWISTED (LAUGHS) CAN YOU TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS ARE DOING? WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE IS CALLED THE PLEASURE WRAP BY CASANOVA WEAR AT CASANOVA WEAR.COM AND HERE IS THE FUN, HERE'S THE FUN

YOU ARE A MADMAN LIKE THOSE GUYS WORK AT THAT BOOTH, YOUR JUST WALKING BY THE BOOTH BUT YOU WANT INSIDE THE BALL (LAUGHS) I KINDA DO I KNOW SHE DOES WE JUST SAW HER GETTING STRAPPED UP THEY'RE MARKETING THE BALL HOW DOES IT FEEL IN THERE LOVELY! DO YOU GUYS LIVE TOGETHER? -WE DO WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAVE THAT IN THE HOUSE HOW DO YOU DISGUISE THAT FROM MOM AND DAD COMING OVER WE WOULDN'T DISGUISE IT -JUST LEAVE THAT OUT? YEAH HAVE YOU BEEN INSIDE THE BALL? -YES I HAVE BEEN WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE IN THERE? -OH IT FEELS AMAZING YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE UP ALL CONTROL ACTUALLY YOU DO IT FEELS LIKE YOUR OFF THE GROUND THOUGH, IT'S GREAT FIRST FOOT IN I'M GOING TO WARN YOU, YOUR STOCKINGS MAY GET TORN OKAY -SO NO GUARANTEE ON THE STOCKINGS SIT YOUR BUTT ALL THE WAY DOWN WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW ARM IN, HEAD IN NOW GET COMFORTABLE

WATCH YOUR BUTT

THAT IS FANTASTIC BECAUSE OF YOU, WATCHING YOUR SPECIAL LAST YEAR I AM HERE TONIGHT NOW THIS IS GOOD, I NEED A TESTIMONIAL HERE SEEING THIS ALL IN PERSON WHOOO, OH MY IT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH, A LITTLE TOO OVERWHELMING BUT WE DO OUR BEST HERE, BUT IT'S HARD TO SHOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS CRAZY PLACE YOU GUYS ARE NOT SPECTATORS -NO THEY LIKE FULL CONTACT (LAUGHS)

OH THAT'S FANTASTIC

I'M GOING TO THROW UP JUST WATCHING SO YOU DECIDED TO COME HERE AND YOU DIDN'T JUST COME DRESSED LIKE A DORK LIKE ME YOU ARE IN, YOU HAVE I TRIED, I TRIED MY BEST THIS IS THE BEST PART RIGHT HERE WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE SEEN THIS YEAR? I'VE SEEN A COUPLE OF WOMEN ON DOG COLLARS WITH 6 FOOT LEASHES BUT I HAVEN'T VENTURED TOO FAR YET, SO WE JUST SAW A WOMEN CLIMB INTO A STEEL BALL AND GET HOISTED INTO THE AIR

ON THE SHOW, HERE'S WHAT GOES ON, ON THIS SHOW WE COVER A LOT OF FUN, OUTRAGEOUS EVENTS AND IT SEEMS LIKE WE KEEP SEEING A LOT OF THE SAME PEOPLE THAT WE HAVE SOME LIKE CHARACTERS AT THIS POINT AND ONE OF THEM IS JERK OFF MAN WE'VE SEEN HIM LIKE AT THREE DIFFERENT EVENTS I'VE SEEN HIM MANY TIMES, I'VE KNOWN HIM 10 YEARS ALMOST THIS GUY IS AMAZING, HE DOESN'T CARE EVERYWHERE WE LOOK WE JUST SEE OUTRAGEOUS COSTUMES AND PEOPLE WITH THE CONFIDENCE TO JUST LET IT FLY F# # K IT (LAUGHS) I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO CLIMB INSIDE YOUR HEAD WHEN YOUR ROAMING THROUGH HERE, WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? FLATTERED, I AM JUST ABSOLUTELY FLATTERED EVERYBODY IS JUST TAKING PICTURES OF ME AND I JUST FEEL BEAUTIFUL ARE WE OKAY WITH THE OUTFIT? -OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT HERE WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? COSMOS -YOUR SUPPOSED TO DOWN IT! -OKAY I DOWNED MY ALREADY, SHE'S A LIAR THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY WONDERING IS THERE ALCOHOL AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL YES. THERE IS YOU ARE THE REASON THIS BALL IS CALLED WHAT IT IS EXOTIC

TELL THEM ABOUT THIS EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL, WHAT MAKES IT SO SPECIAL WELL WHAT MAKES IT SO SPECIAL IS THAT IT'S HOT AND SEXY AND EVERYBODY CAN COME OUT IN THEIR FUN COSTUMES AND BE WHO THEY WANT TO BE, EXPRESS THEIR PERSONALITY AND SHOW US WHAT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SHE WANTS IT OUT (SCREAMS) NOW IS ANYTHING HERE AT ALL SHOCKING TO YOU? YES. -SO YOU EVEN GET SHOCKED? YES. WE HAD A BIG SHOCKING THING YESTERDAY A GUY HAD FORCEGIRPS IN HIM AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'S LIKE THAT YUP YEAH WE CAN'T GET TOO GRAPHIC HERE WE SAW A WOMAN CLIMB IN A STEEL BALL I'VE BEEN SEEING PEOPLE GET WAX POURED ON THEM SO NOW I SEE A HORSE CROP, I'M NERVOUS YES, IT'S A RIDING CROP YOU WILL SEE YOUR FANS HERE, YOU WILL SEE OH YEAH WHAT WILL THEY SAY TO YOU WHEN THEY SEE YOU? OH, THEY'RE SO EXCITED THEY WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT MOVIE WAS THEIR FAVORITE OR WHAT'S GOING ON DO YOU HAVE A VIRTUAL MOVIE GOING OUT AND WHAT IS YOUR ROLE IN THIS, I SEE YOU BROUGHT MANY SEXY PEOPLE WITH YOU YES, I AM THE RING MASTER OF PORNOGRAPHY I SUPPOSE THIS IS GLEN AND I FEEL THE AUDIO TONIGHT IS NOT UP TO PAR BECAUSE HE'S DISTRACTED, CAN WE MAYBE TAKE CARE OF HIM RIGHT IN THE OLD TUCCHUS -SURE GO AHEAD -HERE YOU GO GLEN -A LITTLE LOWER

(LAUGHS)

THERE ARE SO MANY AREAS HERE TO CHECK OUT THIS IS THE MAIN ROOM HERE VARIOUS ACTS ON STAGE, IT'S VERY LOUD WHAT UP? -THAT'S AWESOME THANK YOU -WHAT RE YOU DRINKING? PINA COLADAS, VIRGIN OF COURSE WHY IS THAT? BECAUSE I'M A VIRGIN YOUR HUSBAND IS A RELIGIOUS MAN -YES HE IS HE IS A DIRTY LITTLE POPE THAT'S NICE ONLY FOR LITTLE BOYS

WHAT DO WE THINK OF ALL THIS? YOU KNOW IT'S WILD AND CRAZY BUT IT'S A GOOD TIME LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT WHAT YOUR WEARING

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON? LOOK AT THIS YOU GUYS ARE DOING SOME CRAZY STUFF

THERE HE IS BIG V YEAH, BIG V YOU KNOW (LAUGHS) VIAGRA MAN WELL THEY CLEARLY HAVE ALREADY MET YOU DUDE SAY HI TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE GOOD EVENING FOLKS HOW'S IT GOING? HEY...

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS? I THINK IT'S A GIANT CRAZY MESS AND I LIKE IT YOU SEE MRS. CLAUS RIGHT HERE? MRS. CLAUS, NOPE I GOT SOMETHING FOR HER I'LL GIVE HER A LITTLE STOCKING WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING ON DOWN HERE? A CUPCAKE? IT IS A CUPCAKE E-NIT

DUDE HOW DID YOU DREAM THIS UP, WHEN DOES THIS POP INTO YOUR BRAIN? I MEAN..ALL RIGHT WHEN I'M OUT ON THE F# # KING GOLF COURSE SWINGING AWAY I'M LIKE MAN I WISH I HAD SOME VAGINA TO WIPE MY SWEAT OFF JUST LIKE OH YEAH ACTUALLY SINCE I TOUR A LOT, IT'S HOT DURING THE SUMMERTIME AND IT'S LIKE ON THE FAST BECAUSE I TOURED WITH OZZY AS YOU KNOW SO IT'S 120 DEGREES IN PHOENIX YOU NEED A LITTLE VAGINA TO WIPE THE SWEAT OFF I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SEEING RIGHT THERE, THAT'S CRAZY

IS THAT BETTER? TAKE A LOOK RIGHT THERE, YOU GOT ONE OUT JUST ONE OUT SHE'S GOT ONE OUT SAN FRANCISCO STEPPED IT UP WHOOO I LOVE VAGINA!

YOU CANNOT DO, YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOU CAN AT YOUR EVENT ANYWHERE ELSE, PERIOD IT'S DEFINITELY THE PEOPLE, YOUR RIGHT IT'S DEFINITELY THE PEOPLE AND I REALLY DON'T TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THIS SEE I'VE SEEN ALL THOSE ARMY COMMERCIALS I SAY WE SHOULD JUST GO WITH THIS, PEOPLE WILL BE SIGNING UP EXACTLY -BE ALL YOU CAN BE

WE BUMPED INTO QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY THAT HAVE LEARNED ABOUT THIS EVENT FROM WATCHING OUR SHOW AND THEY DECIDED TO TAKE MY ADVICE WHICH IS EXPERIENCE THIS IN PERSON AND IT'S FUN TO SEE THEIR REACTION TO WHAT'S DIFFERENT BECAUSE WE SHOW THEM WHAT WE CAN ON THIS SHOW BUT UNTIL YOU COME HERE, YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT REALLY GOES ON YEAH IT'S A LIVE THING, IT'S ALL ABOUT THERE IS NO OTHER WORD, IT'S SILLY WE'RE ALL ABOUT THE LIVE EXPERIENCE IS THERE AN AFTER PARTY OR IS THIS IT, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH AFTER PARTY IS IN MY PANTS

WE'RE DOING A PARTY CALLED GOODBYE TO BUSH PARTY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE EVERYBODY, MALE AND FEMALES SHAVED GENITALIA SHAVE THEIR BUSH WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE PARTY? -GOOD BYE TO BUSH EVERYBODY SHAVES THEIR BUSH ALL THE, ACTUALLY IT'S GREG PITRONELLI MY LAWYER FRIEND CAME UP WITH IT I CAME UP WITH THE NAME, HE CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT AND WATCH FOR IT, ALL OF THE ADULT INDUSTRY WHICH IS VERY DEMOCRATIC IS GETTING BEHIND THIS IN A BIG WAY

I GOT THE BEST CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN THE HOUSE YOU WANT TO COME SEE ME, DOUGH BOY I WANT TO MAKE YOU (HOOOOO) I MAKE YOU THE BEST CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES THAT'S THE MAGIC SHE BITES SO SOFT YET SO FIRM THAT'S HOW GOOD IT IS -THAT IS MAGIC THIS IS THE BEST PARTY IN TOWN, I TELL YOU BABY YOU WONT BE AT A BETTER PARTY, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN EVERYTHING IS #1 THAT IS SOME BLING RIGHT THERE -OH HE GOT BLING IT'S REALLY HARD TO EXPLAIN THIS, I'M GLAD BECAUSE IF I WERE IN RADIO, I DON'T THINK I COULD DO IT, LUCKILY WITH T.V. I CAN JUST SHOW THEM PICTURES WHAT'S UP BUDDY? HELL OF A GOOD TIME

HE IS BONE HEAD -THAT'S BONEHEAD I KNOW HIM FROM THE GHETTO, I KNOW HIS ASS HOW WE DOING SAN FRANCISCO? LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I SAID THE MOVING ARTS DANCE COMPANY (CHEERS)

DANNY YOU GOTTA HELP ME, I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU ON THE RADIO FOR YEARS YOU AND I WE'RE REAL TIGHT IF WE WERE REAL TIGHT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WORN THAT SHIRT, C'MON WELL LOOK, I CAN'T WEAR THAT, I WOULD LOOK EQUALLY GUILTY IF I HAD THAT ON YEAH BUT I PLAN TO BE GUILTY BECAUSE IF THERE IS A GOD IN THE HEAVENS I'M GOING TO BE GUILTY TONIGHT EXOTIC/EROTIC DANCE CONTEST, THOSE GIRLS ARE VYING FOR $10,000 IN CASH AND PRIZES EVERY YEAR IT GETS WILDER AND WILDER, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN ON STAGE, CHECK THIS SH# T OUT

LOOKING GOOD RIGHT HERE -YEAH CHECK THIS OUT GET OVER HERE YEAH SHE IS MISS EXOTIC/EROTIC 2007 AND I'M OBVIOUSLY THE MR. EXOTIC/EROTIC 2007 YOUR VERY THOROUGH, YOUR PAINTED UH, HEAD TO TOE WITH THE STRIPES SO I CAN EAT TIGER NOW SHE WON THE CONTEST TONIGHT, THAT'S AWESOME. THAT'S SO GREAT YOU GUYS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ARE OUT THERE, THAT AREN'T HERE DESCRIBE THIS FREAKIN EVENT BECAUSE IT'S VERY HARD TO PUT INTO WORDS OKAY, IF YOU TOOK A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, AND YOU DRUG IT DOWN TO ALICE IN WONDERLAND'S HOLE WHERE THE RABBIT IS ALWAYS RUNNING LATE AND YOU TWISTED EVERYTHING UP ON MUSHROOMS LIKE THE SONG FROM THE BAND YOU'VE GOT KIND OF THIS MUCH OF THIS EVENT, IT'S THAT CRAZY I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT I WENT TO A PARTY AND I DRESSED LIKE SOME KIND OF COMMANDO AND I FELT KIND OF BAD ASS, YOU FEEL LIKE THE ANIMAL IN YOU COMING OUT ONCE YOU GET ALL THAT ON YOU? I FEEL A LITTLE BIT MORE, FEISTIER I COULD SAY

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB IN MY LIFE, EVER, EVER CAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. TO ME, AND I DON'T MEAN TO COMPARE WOMEN TO ANY KIND OF UH, UH SUSTENANCE LIKE FOOD BUT TO ME GOING TO A STRIP CLUB AND SEEING NAKED WOMEN YOUR NOT SLEEPING WITH IS LIKE ORDERING A FILLET MIGNON AND THEN NOT EATING IT. IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME BUT I HAVE HAD THE BEST TIME HERE TONIGHT AND THERE IS SOME FILET MIGNON AND I'M GOING TO GO SEE IF I CAN GET SOME SILVERWARE

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE ACCESS WE HAVE AT THIS THING, IT'S MOSTLY BEEN THIS GUY BRIAN IS HE THE MAN? THIS IS BRIAN, BRIAN IS THE MAN

HOW THE HELL WHEN YOU GET HOME, DO YOU GET THIS OFF? IS THERE JUST AN ACID BATH? I GO DOWN TO THE HARDWARE STORE AND BUY SOME ACID NO, ACTUALLY IT'S JUST BABY OIL AND A SCRUB BRUSH

WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN TONIGHT? I'VE SEEN A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING AND A WHOLE LOT OF A LOT AND A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN I WANT TO AT SOME POINTS BUT HEY IT'S ALL GOOD YOU WERE AT THE MOONING OF THE TRAINS WHEN WE WERE THERE OH YOU GUYS WERE DOWN FOR THAT? -YEAH YOU GO TO ALL THE BEST PARTIES IT'S NOT A BAD GIG I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY DID THEY COME IN SECOND? #1 DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING ON ME NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING

NOTHING ON ME, SHE HAD NOTHING ON ME

WE JUST DON'T CARE, WE DON'T HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD WHEN WE COME TO THIS THING DO WE? NOPE -LET IT FLY YEAH ART MANN YOU DO IT BIG, I LOVE YOUR SHOW HASTA HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING THAT SHOCKED YOU GUYS TONIGHT? SHOCKED ME? LIKE YOU JUST WENT OH, THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS? NOT AT THIS POINT HUH? IT'S 420 IN THE LAND OF THE PIB FROM MODO LOVE ART MAN IN HD -POLICE TALK RIGHT THERE WITH THE 420 -THAT'S RIGHT BRO, LOVE ART MANN ON THE HDTV WE SAW YOU LAST YEAR, THAT'S WHAT BROUGHT US HERE THIS YEAR OKAY THIS IS GOOD. WERE WE LYING? NO OH HELL NO STRAIGHT UP BEST PARTY OF THE YEAR, YOU HAVE TO BE HERE

SHE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT ANDY FROM SAN DIEGO TELL US WHAT THIS COSTUME IS, WHAT ARE YOU? DOWN FOR THE COUNT, SAN DIEGO STANCE BABY BA BA BUOY (LAUGHS) THAT'S OUR FIRST BA BA BUOY, IT'S ABOUT TIME PUT ME ON CAMERA SAYING BA BA BUOY LOTS OF RESPECT I WAS TRYING TO BE YOUR DRUNKEST PERSON OF THE NIGHT WAIT, WAIT WILL YOU JOIN ME FOR A SECOND HERE THEY WERE IMPLANTED RIGHT HERE IN THE GUMS AND I THINK THAT LIKE AHHHHH I THINK THEY'RE COOL AND SCARY HDTV HUH? YES, WE'RE IN HIGH DEF RIGHT NOW

WHAT IT DO GIRLS! ALL RIGHT PLEASE EXPLAIN THE COSTUME OKAY I'M HANDY COCK, YOU REMEMBER HANDY MAN, I'M LIKE THE BIZARRO OF HANDY MAN, I'M HANDY COCK CHECK IT

YOU GOT A GOOD VIEW OF THAT HE'S GOT A GOOD SHOT OF THAT, I THINK WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH ALL RIGHT SEE I THINK WE DID A GOOD JOB TONIGHT, I THINK WE NEED A LITTLE CLOSE HERE I THINK YOUR LIKE OVERDRESSED -YEAH YOU GOTTA TAKE SOME OF THAT SH# T OFF I DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU WHAT IS YOUR SUPER POWER? I JUST WORST THAN PETER NORTH HE'S THE DECORATOR I'M LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT'S THAT SH# T HOME IMPROVEMENT THAT HOME SH# T WHERE YOU JUST I BUILD OVERALL TYPES OF SH# T YOU KNOW GIZ EVERYWHERE I CAN'T STOP I'M TAKING MY CHAIR AND MY PUMPKIN BALLS AND MY LAMP SHADE BACK UP A LITTLE WHAT ARE THE PUMPKIN BALLS? THEY'RE MY PUMPKIN BALLS, I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE THEM IN THERE BECAUSE THEY'LL DISCARD THEM PUNKIN BALLS ARE REALLY IMPORTANT FOR HALLOWEEN I'M HANDY COCK, CAN YOU SHOW A BREAST FOR THE CAMERA CAN I GRAB THE HANDYCOCK WE'RE GETTING THROWN OFF THE AIR, THIS IS IT, THIS IS OUR FINAL EPISODE SERIOUSLY RIGHT? THEY CAN KEEP US ON THE AIR AFTER ALL THIS WHAT DO YOU DO WITH..I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE PUMPKIN BALLS PUMPKIN BALLS, GREAT PUMPKIN BALLS, YOU EVER HEARD OF THEM? NO. SORRY. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT? YOU BANG THEM AGAINST THE WALL WE'RE DONE HERE, WE'RE DOING A LITTLE CLOSE WE'RE SAYING GOOD BYE TO MY T.V. FRIENDS OH, HI, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU THEY SPENT A HALF HOUR WITH US THIS WEEK PARDON? MY T.V. FRIENDS THEY SPEND A HALF OUR WITH US DID YOU GUYS ENJOY IT? -I THINK IT WAS COOL YEAH I HAD A LOT OF FUN I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE PUMPKIN BALLS, I'M FROM NEW ENGLAND, WE DON'T DO THE PUMPKIN BALLS THE PUMPKIN BALLS ARE HANGING, OKAY, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT I GOT THEM, IT'S ALL RIGHT OH, HANG LOW WITH THE PUMPKIN BALLS RIGHT? -YEAH THEY'RE HANGING DUDE I F# # KING SAVED THEM FROM THE BIG HALLOWEEN BALL DUDE YOU KNOW HAVE A GOOD NIGHT THANKS FOR WATCHING YOU GUYS. I KNOW I'VE SAID IT A MILLION TIMES BUT THIS ONE REALLY HAS TO BE EXPERIENCED IN PERSON JUST TO SEE THE DEPTH OF IT, THE EXTENT OF IT SO WHAT YOUR SAYING IS I NEED TO HAVE SOME PUMPKIN BALLS FOR MYSELF ONLY ON HALLOWEEN MAN -OKAY (LAUGHS) YOU AIN'T GOT PUNKIN BALLS ON HALLOWEEN YOUR F# # KED (LAUGHS) AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PUMPKIN BALLS? I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST OUT OF IT OH MAN DO I GOTTA HIT HIM WITH THE PUMPKIN BALLS OR NOT? DON'T TOUCH MY PUMPKIN BALLS! -SORRY YOU GUYS KNOW THE DEAL, GO TO THE WEBSITE FOR MORE INFO WE ALSO HAD THOSE ART MANN PRESENTS KANGAROO SACS THEY'RE ON OUR WEBSITE IF YOU WANT TO BUY THOSE SOME EXCITING OTHER THINGS COMING UP KEEP IT TUNED RIGHT HERE TO HDNet WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE MANY CHOICES WHEN IT COMES OT HIGH DEFINITION TELEVISION VIEWING AND WE THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING THIS ONE I LIKE THAT LITTLE TAG LINE I JUST MADE UP IT'S KIND OF LIKE AN AIRLINES THING YOU ARE IN HIGH DEF RIGHT NOW, HOW DOES IT FEEL? AWESOME WE CAN WATCH OURSELVES ON OUR 52 INCH PLASMA ON T.V. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, LOOK AT THAT

GLEN YOU WANT TO REPRESENT GLEN WORKS UP A SWEAT WHAT UP NASH?

YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME OUT HERE? YEAH ALWAYS DUDE -THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE I CANNOT BELIEVE SOME OF THE THINGS I SEE LIKE GUYS JUST WALKING AROUND -NAKED YEAH -IT'S INSANE YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO SPANK SOMEONE'S FRONT YOU CRAZY IT'S FOR THE BUTT ONLY AHHHHH SHE'S HITTING ME IN THE TWIG AND BERRIES I'M A BIG BABY