Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 318

Episode Title: A Halloween House Party

Description: In this episode we accept a viewer's invite to a wild Halloween house party. You won't believe the transformation from suburban home to massive outdoor club.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK IT'S A HALLOWEEN HOUSE PARTY HALLOWEEN HOUSE PARTY ART MANN PRESENTS IN THE HOUSE

(YELLING) MR. KING YOUR IN HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW WAIT I'M IN HIGH DEF, LOOK AT THAT

(ART'S THEME MUSIC)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, WE ARE IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD AND YOUR THINKING A COUPLE OF THINGS RIGHT NOW, YOUR THINKING WHY ARE YOU IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD ? AND UH, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO HIRE A PROFESSIONAL MAKE UP ARTIST ON THE SHOW HEY, IT'S MILITARY, IT'S MY COSTUME IT'S SUPPOSED TO KIND OF BE LIKE I DID IT OUT IN THE FIELD GIVE EM A LITTLE WIDER SHOT OF MY COSTUME, I'M VERY MILITARY SO HERE IS THE RECON ON THIS THIS GUY SENDS US AN EMAIL, SAYS HE HAS A CRAZY HALLOWEEN HOUSE PARTY I'M VERY SKEPTICAL AT FIRST HE SENDS ME PICTURES, NOW WE'RE HERE

TALK TO ME, I NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DOING THIS? WHERE THE HELL ARE WE WE'RE IN MISSION VIEJO, SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY THIS IS PARTY #4 I WENT INTO THE COSTUME PLACE TO TRY TO GET A DEAL AND THEY HAD A SOMBRERO WITH ONE OF THESE IN A BAG AND THE NAME OF THE COSTUME WAS JUST MEXICAN MAN (BLOWS WHISTLE)

WE'LL GET SEROUS JUST FOR A SECOND AND THEN WE'LL LEAVE THAT BEHIND BUT YOU DO THIS, THIS IS ALL FOR CHARITY RIGHT? THIS IS, EVERY DOLLAR OF THIS GOES TOWARDS EITHER HELLVIEW ACRES OR THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL OF OAKLAND (WHISTLE BLOWS) THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU BECAUSE YOU SEND AN EMAIL AND YOU SAID YOU GOTTA COME TO THIS HOUSE PARTY DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE FACT THAT IT'S AT A HOUSE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, IT'S CRAZY, THEY'RE SEXY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE SO FAR I'D SAY YOUR IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE OH YEAH AND THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG (WHISTLE BLOWS) YOU HAVE THE INGREDIENTS, YOU HAVE FUN PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE OPEN BAR WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? WHAT ELSE IS LEFT? I MEAN YOU GOT PAM ANDERSON RIGHT HERE TOO CAN YOU GIVE US SOME SLOW MOTION RUNNING, CAN YOU SLOW DOWN AND POSE THAT'S DAVID HASSELHOFF THE HOFF

WHAT ARE WE DOING? OH WE'RE DRINKING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE LIKE THAT IT MAKES THE SHOW A LITTLE MORE ENTERTAINING WHEN YOU DRINK

(SLURRING)COME SEE US IN VEGAS UM MY PARTNER SIEGFRIED HE IS SOMEWHERE SIEGFRIED IS HERE ALSO? -WHAT MAKE UP DARLING? IT IS NOT MAKE UP, I LOVE YOU ALL SAY HELLO TO PAW PAW IT IS A PAW PAW EAT OUT OF MY HAND HE DRINK BEER WHAT IS BACK HERE OH THE WHOLE PARTY OKAY WE JUST WALKED UP -DID YOU REALLY? OH YOU GOTTA CHECK IT OUT WE WENT THROUGH A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD I WAS ACTUALLY TO BE HONEST BECAUSE JOHN SENT US AN EMAIL I WAS FEELING LIKE UH- OH MAYBE WE WERE GETTING DOGGED HERE AND THEN I WALK UP THE DRIVEWAY, GOOD NEWS, IT'S LEGIT HUH? WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE PARTY, I BELIEVE WE'RE IN THE GUYS DRIVEWAY STILL IT'S FANTASTIC WE'RE GOING IN THERE RIGHT NOW -YOU HAVE TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR COSTUMES, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS? WELL WE ARE THE BEAVER FEVER WE ARE A GREAT TEAM OF ATHLETICS AND WE'RE THE BASH BROTHERS, I AM BUSH AND THIS IS FUR AND UH, WE EAT IT, LOTS OF TIMES

I AM ONE INCH.. WHERE IS THE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF ALCOHOL BECAUSE THAT TENDS TO BE ENTERTAINING ACTUALLY OVER THERE BY THE POOL. BY THE POOL YEAH, PERFECT DO YOU HAVE A ROUTINE THAT YOU CAN DO BECAUSE WE CAN ADD MUSIC IN POST WE CAN THROW OUT A WHIPLASH, OH LET'S DO STRETCHING I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT I'M SEEING TOO MUCH I TELL YA THAT'S MY BROTHER I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ADMIT IT BUT IT IS, THAT'S MY BROTHER I'M GOING TO PUT $100 HE FALLS FIRST

I HEARD A RUMOR THAT THERE MAY BE CELEBRITIES HERE BUT THEY WOULD BE IN DISGUISE YES. ACTUALLY I'M LOOKING FOR SECURITY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WARREN G JUST CALLED ME AND HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BUT HE'S NOT ON THE GUEST LIST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER HERE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN THIS IS A GREAT PARTY WHAT IS THIS COSTUME? THIS COSTUME IS A KNIGHT TO REMEMBER I'M A KNIGHT -I FEEL VIOLATED PERSONALLY TO REMEMBER ALL RIGHT BUZZ, IS GETTING A LITTLE BUZZ HUH? A LITTLE BUZZ, I'M JUST KEEPING THE BUZZ UP KEEPING IT UP BABY WHOO EXCUSE ME..MOVE YOUR WEINER, I FEEL VIOLATED OKAY BUT MY VIRGIN EYES THE DISPLAY OF AFFECTION RIGHT THERE IT WAS VERY INAPPROPRIATE WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ROBIN RIGHT HERE ROBIN HERE HE IS A SIDEKICK, HE IS NOT A MAIN CHARACTER LIKE I AM, SIDEKICK, I MEAN BUZZ ALDREN F# # KING TOY STORY THIS IS F# # KING DC COMIC NONSTOP KID GO, GO POWER RANGERS HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO HIS ALLEGATION THAT YOUR JUST A SIDEKICK, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A SIDEKICK IT'S ALL GOOD CHECK THIS OUT RIGHT HERE DUDE THIS IS THE MOOSE TOW GET IT SON YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS OH NICE IT'S DOG DOG (INDISCERNIBLE) NO EYES I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN COMPETE WITH THE WHAT IS THAT AGAIN, A MOOSE TOE A MOOSE TOE RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE BREAK A LAW THE DOG COME TO PENETRATE YOU (LAUGHS) I THINK YOU SCARED THE PEOPLE INTO BEHAVING RIGHT THERE THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT RUNNING OF THE BULLS, OLE! (SPEAKING SPANISH)

WE SAW YOUR TEAMMATES TELL ME HOW YOU DRESS THIS THING UP BECAUSE THIS IS GOOD, I LIKE THIS THIS IS ME, I'M THE VISION I'M THE VISION, I MAKE IT HAPPEN, I SAID GIMME THE MONEY AND I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN

THEY HAD FUN NAMES ON THE BACK OH NICE HOW SEXY ARE YOU? DO YOU LIKE A MAN IN SKATES? THAT'S HOT RIGHT THERE

WHOA HELLO I LOVE BEAVER I LOVE IT THERE IS SOMETHING I ENJOY ABOUT SEEING AN ANGRY DRUNKEN ROBIN OUT FRONT, A BURGER KING GUY BOOZING IT UP TELL ME ABOUT YOUR COSTUMES I'M A BRIDE AND I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED FOR REAL (LAUGHS) I'M SINGLE I'M JUST FOLLOWING THE BEAVER I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME BEAVER FEVER NICE BOX DICK IN A BOX RIGHT THERE THAT'S A DICK IN A BOX RIGHT THERE OH BOY, UH OH IT'S A GUN SHOW OH LOOK AT THIS GIVE US SOME MATT FOLEY HEY SHUT YOUR YAPPER I'M 35, I'M DIVORCED, I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

WHOA! THIS IS NOT BAD, I KEEP REMINDING MY T.V. FRIENDS THAT WE'RE AT A HOUSE RIGHT NOW RIGHT. HOUSE PARTY OH, SH# T -THE POPE JUST SWORE THE POPE JUST DROPPED AN S BOMB THAT WAS HER YES, YES, PUT IT ON I GOTTA GO GET ANOTHER DRINK, THANKS ART

DO YOU HAVE BEAVER FEVER? I'M A BEAVER FEVER FAN OH BEAVER FEVER BEAVER FEVER OOOOH

WEAR A LITTLE TUTU I MEAN F# # KING (INDISCERNIBLE) AMAZING AND DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST ROLLED OUT FOR YOU THAT WAS LIKE THE MODEL SHOT HE GAVE YOU I DIDN'T EVEN FLEX MY LEGS FOR THAT ONE, I DIDN'T EVEN FLEX MY LEGS ALL RIGHT TAKE 2

WHAT WENT WRONG MIKE? WHAT WENT WRONG IS A LITTLE POT IN THE AQUAFINA BOTTLE YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES I'M FROM NEW ENGLAND I LOVE YOUR TOM THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT

SO TELL ME ART MANN (INDISCERNIBLE) THEY LOVE JAY OH IT'S CREEPY THEY'RE NOT QUITE AS SEXY AS THEM BUT THEY ARE TOGETHER RIGHT NOW, A MAGICAL MOMENT HELLO HOW ARE YOU? -I'M GOOD HOW ARE YOU? IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS TOGETHER WELL YOU KNOW WE TRY NOT TO PART TOO MUCH YOU LIKE MY GRILL? I KNOW I LOVE IT, IT COST ME A LOT OF MONEY DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? MAGIC IT IS ALL AROUND US, YOU SEE IT IN EVERYTHING EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT EVERYDAY THIS IS MAGIC HERE -NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WE STAY TOGETHER IT IS BEAUTIFUL WHAT KIND OF PIRATE THINGS WILL YOU DO TONIGHT, PIRATES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR DEBAUCHERY YOU COULD PUT YOUR HAND IN MY BOOTY OH.... LIKE THAT? I THOUGHT SO -I LIKE THE GRILL TOO CAN YOU SHOW THEM THE GRILL? (LAUGHS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WATCHING THAT PROBABLY WANT TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL SKIN LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET? WE FLY TO BRAZIL -DON'T TELL THE SECRET DON'T TELL THE SECRET THERE ARE NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO CAN HAVE SKIN LIKE THIS TELL US ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT HERE OH MAN THIS IS UH, REPRESENTING THE RED ARMY THE RED ARMY I BOUGHT THIS IN CHINA I FLEW TO BEIJING JUST FOR THIS COSTUME

BUZZ, HOW'S THAT BUZZ GOING? ITS STILL GOING, NEVER GOES DOWN, WHOOO I EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM YOU THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT HERE BUZZ, I WANT TO SEE A DRUNK BUZZ LIGHT YEAR WE'RE GOING TO FLY INTO THAT POOL IN ABOUT AN HOUR YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? -HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOG? AM I THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER? OR WHAT? HEY KING, UH, IT'S GOOD TO BE KING HUH? IT'S GOOD TO BE KING HEY IS SHE GOING TO ENERGIZE ME ALL NIGHT BABY YOU CAN ENERGIZE ME ALL NIGHT, C'MERE ENERGIZE ME BABY THERE YOU GO, PUMP, PUMP, PUMP

THIS IS THE TIME OF THE NIGHT I SORT OF ENJOY WHEN YOU SEE SOME STUMBLES, I LIKE THE STUMBLES OUT OF A BAR I THINK NEXT YEAR YOU KNOW WHAT I MIGHT DRESS AS, CAUSE YOU LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE I MIGHT DRESS AS WARREN G NEXT YEAR YOU GOT TO DO IT HANNAHS ARE ENDANGERED HOW COME? CAUSE PEOPLE KILL THEM FOR THEIR BLUBBER THAT'S WHALES NO, THAT'S THE KOALA (LAUGHS) A BIT OF A (INDIAN CHANT)

I'M THE SUN, I AM THE SUN

THE SUN IS GETTING ALL CRAZY LOOK AT THAT YOUR DRESSED AS HOT GIRL OR WHAT? TRYING TO BE A HOT GIRL, A PINK HOT GIRL PRESENT THAT GRILL, I LIKE SHOWING THAT GRILL IN HIGH DEF OH THAT'S BEAUTIFUL

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS? BEING THE SEXY ENERGIZER BUNNY I DON'T KNOW I'M JUST VERY CREATIVE I GUESS GENIUS -PRETTY MUCH I'M A DRUNKEN PRIEST SLASH RAPPER AND THE CROWD HAS BEEN RESPONDING QUITE WELL TO THIS? OH YEAH ACTUALLY THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S ANNOYING BECAUSE I KEEP BANGING ON THE DRUM A LOT

THE PENGUIN LOOKS PISSED THIS IS MY BROTHER JOSH THIS IS MY SISTER (RAPPING) OH ONE QUINTESSA POUR INTO THE CANTA SAC OF NORTHERN LIGHTS I GET MY SH# T FROM SANTA GIVE YOU NOSE BLEEDS LIKE YOUR SITTIN IN THE BLEACHERS PRESSED UP DENIM NO BADGES ON MY SNEAKERS SO PRESTIGIOUS, THIS BOY NEED JESUS, I'M SO CONCEITED THE SWAGGER STRATEGIC A STREET SOLDIER WITH TEXTBOOK ETIQUETTE AND FORCED TO BE RECKONED WITH NOW LISTEN TO THE RECORD SKIP

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT AT THE BAR RIGHT NOW SO SOME BARTENDER GAVE ME TWO OF THESE JUGS FULL OF ALCOHOL I'M GOING TO GET F# # KED UP RIGHT NOW BUZZ VERY BUZZ IT WAS THE GREATEST NIGHT EVER OF THE BUZZ NIGHT WHAT IS IN THE JUG? I THINK IT'S LIKE VODKA AND ORANGE JUICE AND SOME OTHER ALCOHOL BUT THE GIRL JUST GAVE ME WHATEVER SHE HAD HEY, HEY, WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS THING RIGHT HERE YOU GOTTA USC LINEBACKER RIGHT HERE YOU GOTTA UCLA LINEBACKER RIGHT HERE TELL ME THE MOTHER F# # KERS SOFT AS A FEATHER (INDISCERNIBLE) TELL ME HE IS SOFT AS A FEATHER WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE BIT OF THAT? THIS HEY EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME BECAUSE OF THIS

WHOOOO SOME F# # KING KRONE JUICE RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? SOME IVY JUICE -HOLD UP 5 AND O AGAINST THIS GUY YOUR ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST GAME AND UCLA WON THE LAST GAME HELICOPTER!

RIGHT INTO THEIR LIVING ROOM RIGHT INTO THEIR LIVING ROOM IN HIGH DEF I'M RELAXED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KNOW IF THERE IS ANY KIND OF TROUBLE LOOK WHO WE HAVE ON OUR SIDE RIGHT HERE WHAT IS THAT? POWER RANGER DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL KICKS YOU CAN DO BECAUSE SHE HAS WATCH THIS POWER RANGERS AND THEN THEY KICK OH I CAN KICK PRETTY HIGH DO IT I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE HAS HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL NIGHT AND THEY'RE JUST READY TO CALL IT A NIGHT

SHE.. SHE..IS LOVING THAT, SHE IS LOVING THAT SHE IS WORKING THAT BUNNY COSTUME DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? -WHAT? I'M TOM SELLECK THREE MAN AND A BABY I GOT A QUESTION FOR ALL OF Y'ALL HOLD ON TOM I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T SEEN -NOW HE'S TOM SELLECK

NO. JUST CAUSE HE HAS A STACHE DOESN'T MAKE HIM TOM SELLECK ALL I KNOW IS THAT ALL THE FOREST GUMPS I WAS WITH YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE INTRODUCED THEM TOO

THIS WOULD BE THE FEATHER OF FOREST GUMP

WHAT DO YOU HAVE? -IT'S A BOX OF CHOCOLATES WHAT? IT'S A BOX OF CHOCOLATES -THAT'S DISGUSTING YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO GET DESCRIBE THIS PART OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE I'M ENTERTAINED THIS PART OF THE NIGHT IS INDESCRIBABLE BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE MY CAR IS

GO AHEAD NO ICE IN PARADISE YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS AMAZING I'VE BEEN EVERY YEAR AND IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER SO I LOVE IT THE FREE BOOZE HELPS UH, MAYBE THIS MUCH I LIKE IT JUST TELL THEM WHAT YOU THINK 1080P..(LAUGHS) I LOVE HIGH DEFINITION TELL ME WHAT THIS COSTUME IS RIGHT HERE MAN, I AM A ONE NIGHT STAND GENIUS CONDOMS, A DOLLAR IT'S COOL DAWG DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? I DON'T KNOW EITHER (KISSING SOUND) IS THIS A MICROPHONE, OH DUDE DON'T TOUCH THE MIC WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? I THINK THIS IS A TRAVEL PRACTICE FROM THE 1800S I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MAN IS FROM (INDIAN CHANTING) I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S FUNNY WHAT'S FUNNY TO ME IS BUZZ LIGHT YEAR IS A LITTLE BIT DRUNK BUZZ LIGHT YEAR IS ALWAYS DRUNK NO MATTER WHAT WE DO WE'RE ALWAYS HERE AT (SLURRING) WHERE I WAS GETTING DRUNK BUZZ IS ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE HIS BUZZ ON YOU LIKE THE FAST FOOD? I LOVE FAST FOOD BECAUSE I THINK OF HALLOWEEN BRINGS OUT LIKE THE IT DOES WHAT BURGER KING TRIES TO DO AS A BIG CORPORATION WE LIKE TO GIVE OUT FREE FRIES, SCREW THE CANDY BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE PUT DRUGS IN CANDY AND STUFF MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE OUT DICK IN THE BOX DICK IN THE BOX, THERE HE IS WHATEVER THIS IS, I'M GOING TO DRINK IT RIGHT NOW

SAY GOODBYE TO COCKTAIL MIXER OH MY GOD, THIS IS NASTY I THINK THAT'S JUST THE SUGAR YOUR SUPPOSED TO PUT IN THERE SOMEBODY GIMME SOME VODKA, SOMETHING THE WORST THING ABOUT ANY KIND OF HALLOWEEN PARTY IS WHEN PEOPLE SAY WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? DID ANYONE SAY THAT TO YOU? -NO, THEY SAY DICK IN THE BOX DONE DEAL, SUCCESSFUL NIGHT WOW -THESE ARE MY STAFF OUR RATINGS ARE GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW (NOT REALLY) THEY WERE STUCK WITH JUST THE IDIOT WITH THE BAD MAKE UP TALKING TO THEM NOW THEY HAVE FOUR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND I'M ACTUALLY OUT OF THE FRAME WHICH IS PERFECT WE'RE NOT DRIVING THOUGH RIGHT? -SOBER MAN ARE YOU SERIOUS DUDE? -I'M HAMMERED RIGHT NOW HOW ARE WE POSSIBLY DRIVING WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT IS THIS ? WHAT IS HE? -HE IS STEALING OUR THUNDER WHAT IS HE THOUGH? CAN YOU TELL? I HAVE NO IDEA YEAH SHE'S LIKE THE STAR OF OUR WHOLE SHOW? I DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M PAC MAN JONES AND THIS IS THE HOT BODY NEXT TO ME I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, ART TAKE OVER THAT'S AWESOME WHAT ARE YOU, I'M LARA CROFT, I THINK SHE'S A BAD ASS, I THINK SHE'S AMAZING, I TOOK HALF MY COSTUME OFF THOUGH BECAUSE IT WAS FALLING I WAS HOPING FOR MAYBE SOME FUN WATCHING PEOPLE NEGOTIATE THE STEEP DRIVEWAY (LAUGHS) IF YOU WAIT LONG ENOUGH, SOMEONE WILL FALL STRAIGHT DOWN WALK WITH ME, -OH LOOK WE JUST MISSED ONE OH CAUSE HE'S ON ROLLER SKATES (LAUGHS) THAT WAS AMBITIOUS TO TRY THAT ON THE SKATES YOU HAVE TO ADMIT MUFF (SLURRING) -ART REPEATS HIMSELF YOU GUYS TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME ALL MY T.V. FRIENDS OUT THERE HOW WE KNOW THE PARTY IS OFFICIALLY OVER BECAUSE THE BLUES JUST WALKED IN POLICE JUST CAME, PEOPLE ARE TALKING A LITTLE SOFTER COME HERE, WE'RE WHISPERING NOW -WHAT'S UP? PROBLEM WITH THE HOUSE PARTY IS WHAT? COPS CAME BRO, WHAT ELSE? WE'RE NEXT TO OTHER HOUSES, WE GOT TO BE QUIET NOW IT'S KIND OF WEIRD BECAUSE WE'RE LIKE ELEVATED AGAINST EVERYONE ELSE ON THE STREET AND APPARENTLY WE'RE NEXT TO SOME HOUSES AND THEY COMPLAINED WE'RE OUT OF TIME BUT I WAS THINKING OF HAVING A SERIOUS MOMENT WITH THOSE GUYS THINK IT'S INAPPROPRIATE -WHICH GUYS? THE T.V. VIEWERS, HERE'S THE THING, I HAD SOME CRAZINESS AT MY HOUSE THIS WEEK WHERE LIKE WE HAD TO LEAVE AND THE WHOLE DEAL WITH THE FIRE AND THESE FIREFIGHTERS CAME IN AND THEY KICKED THAT FIRE'S ASS I JUST WANT TO GIVE THEM A LITTLE THANK YOU WE HAVE A LITTLE TIME LEFT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT A NEW THING WE'RE DOING ON THE WEBSITE, IT'S KIND OF COOL WHEN YOU GO THERE YOU CAN SEE A LITTLE CLIP A LITTLE PREVIEW OF THE NEXT EPISODE YEAH EXCITING, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ON THE TUESDAY BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS A LITTLE PREVIEW RIGHT ON THE WEBSITE, NO ONE ELSE IS DOING THAT THEY'LL DO IT NOW. RATHER WILL SEE THAT AND SAY HEY I WANT TO DO WHAT ART MANN DOES, THAT'S GOOD, LET'S DO THAT BUT JUST REMEMBER WE DID IT FIRST, ALL RIGHT WE'RE SO AMAZING NOW WATCH THIS JOSE, YOUR GOING TO STOP AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE THE FRAME, OHHHH THAT WAS SLICK, SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK, THANKS FOR WATCHING

GET A SHOT OF GLEN RIGHT THERE, GLEN HARD AT WORK AS USUAL HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING AUDIO BUT IT'S ALL LIKE ON AUTO RIGHT, SO I'M IN EFFECT I'M DOING MORE AUDIO THAN GLEN RIGHT NOW DUDE I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT HEY I LOVE THIS DUDE, I LOVE BEING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA I SHOULD BE A MOVIE STAR YOU GUYS MUST THINK LIKE WE'RE RETARDED NO, NO WAIT TIME OUT ARE YOU JUST LIKE IN CALIFORNIA OR WHAT? NO, WE GO ALL OVER THE PLACE, WE'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE