Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 317 - TV14

Episode Title: Lovefest

Description: This week we are in San Francisco for a massive celebration of music, dance, and love.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK WERE IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR LOVE FEST

I'M LOOKING AROUND AND WHAT DO I SEE TV GOLD WELCOME TO THE SHOW WERE IN SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEEK IT'S CALLED LOVE FEST I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S ABOUT OR WHAT IT MEANS BUT WERE HERE TO FIND OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN ALONG THE WAY COME ON LET'S FIND SOMEONE WHO HAS SOME INFO ABOUT LOVE FEST WELCOME

WHAT IS LOVE FEST WHAT IS THIS ABOUT THIS IS ABOUT PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT THE WHOLE PLUR IDEA BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER THROUGH DANCE MUSIC SO THIS IS YOUR FLOAT BASICALLY NOW WALK ME THROUGH GIVE ME SOME OF THE TINGS THAT ARE ON THAT FLOAT BASICALLY SAIL SYSTEM WISE, WHAT'S TAKE IT SAIL SYSTEM WISE THERE IS SAILS SO WE GOT MAYBE 32 CABINETS ON THERE LOUDER'S BIGGER PROBABLY ONE OF THE BIGGER SYSTEMS OUT THERE ANYTHING GOES HERE HUH SAN FRANCISCO IS THE BEST I THINK YOU SEEN SOME EXAMPLES IF ANYTHING ELSE GUYS NAKED RIGHT HERE LIKE THAT'S SAN FRANCISCO LIKE WHATEVER WE KNOW WE'LL SEE HIM THERE WE GO THIS IS WHAT MY RECON TELLS ME THAT THIS IS NOT A PARADE WHERE PEOPLE SET UP CHAIRS AND WATCH OH NO THIS IS ABOUT PARTICIPATING BEING INVOLVED THERE ARE NO OBSERVERS IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING A PART OF THE PARADE IT'S A MOVING PARADE WHERE NO SPECTATORS YOUR INVOLVED TRYING TO CONDUCT A PROFESSIONAL INTERVIEW THERE AND UH A GUYS TUGGING HIS HAAG IT'S JUST KINDA FUNNY ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO WILL THAT HAPPEN YOU WONT SEE THAT DAN RATHER DOESN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE KIND THAT KIND OF SILLINESS AS YOUR GOING THROUGH THE PARADE DESCRIBE FOR THEM WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN WHAT DO THE PEOPLE DO THAT WATCH THE PARADE YEAH I MEAN PRETTY MUCH AS LONG AS UH NO ONE GETS KILLED YOU HAVE TO HAVE 2 PEOPLE IN THE FRONT TO MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS NI THE WAY LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL COLOR UP HERE WHAT'S UP LADIES WELL I'LL JUST BE ABLE TO FEEL THE LOVE IF I GET CLOSER YOU'LL STILL DEFINITELY SEE IT TOO

CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE FLOAT HERE THIS IS THE SUMMER CLUB FLOAT SPONSORED BY SCION AND HEINEKEN IT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL IT'S THE MILE HIGH CLUB YOU ARE BECOMING A SAN FRANCISCO ICON THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING RUDE BUT I DON'T WANNA DAP YOU UP YOUR VERY BUSY HAPPY TO BE HERE AT THIS PARADE YOUR ENCOURAGED TO KINDA TAKE PART ARE YOU TEMPTED TO TAKE OFF THE CLOTHES GET GREASED UP AND START A YOU KNOW PLAYING WITH YOURSELF WANNA PLAY

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS IT'S A LOVE IT'S LOVE FEST MAN WE WERE JUST WALKING BACK FROM BREAKFAST HAD NO IDEA BUT IT'S KINDA COOL WILL YOU SEE ON OTHER PLANETS WILL YOU SEE A GUY WALKING AROUND TOTALLY NAKED JUST UH JUST UH YOU KNOW TUGGING ON HIMSELF I THINK UH HE TRIED TO EXPOSE THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A SCANDAL FORMER PRESIDENTS HAD ABOUT A THOUSAND WIFE'S EACH HAVING ORGIES WITH THEIR 2ND WIVES 1000 WIVES EACH AND UH LYING ABOUT IT UH STEELING SEX LIFE LIKE BANK ROBBERIES INVOLVEMENT IN 12 KILLINGS GUILTY AND STEALING MY MONEY IS THAT MOVIE STAR AND THAT TV STAR

WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW I LIKE TO GIVE PEOPLE TIPS THERE AREA LOT OF GUYS THAT WATCH THE SHOW THAT ARE SINGLE MEN THEY WANNA KNOW WHAT PLANET HAS THE HOTTEST WOMEN THE SEXIEST WOMEN PROBABLY ACROSS THE SOLAR SYSTEM SATURN AND JUPITER UH PROBABLY HAVE MORE SEXIER OF UH FINER WOMEN OVER THERE

ALRIGHT NOW I UNDER STAND WHY WERE HERE

FEELING THE LOVE YEAH

WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW TELL OUR VIEWERS WHAT DO YOU DO HERE WHAT'S THE TECHNIQUE

IT'S A CAMEL PACK RIGHT SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 2 LITERS YES AND WHAT'S IN THERE VODKA AND RED BULL SOMETIMES ON THE SHOW OCCASIONALLY WE WILL FEATURE A DRUNK PERSON OR 2 YOUR THERE E ARE WE CLOSE OR ARE WERE ALREADY THERE HUH YOUR THERE I KNOW IT'S 12 40 IN THE AFTERNOON BUT WERE GOOD TO GO SEE IF A FLOAT HAS GOOD MUSIC PEOPLE GATHER RIGHT THERE SHOW ME SOME PETER DANCING THIS IS PETER DANCING

DO YOU HAVE A PLAN IF YOU WERE TO RUN OUT DO YOU HAVE A REFUELING PLAN AT CIVIC CENTER THEY SELL ALCOHOL SO YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING YOUR ALCOHOL IN HENCE THE DISGUISE

HOWS IT GOING SO FAR IT'S FLOWING SLOWLY BUT SURELY ITS FLOWING WHERE ARE WE GOING WHERE IS ALL THIS HEADING WE ARE GOING TO THE END OF MARKET STREET IS THERE, IS THERE DRINKING DOWN THERE AND DANCING DOWN THERE WHATEVER YOU WANT COME ON BABY THERE'S DRINKING ALL DOWN THE MARKET ARE YOU FEELING THE LOVE I'M FEELING SO MUCH LOVE TODAY JUST CAME UP FROM CHICAGO YOU GOTTA SHOW THEM THE LICENSE PLATE MUNCH BOX LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS US RIGHT HERE WE GOT DYSFUNCTION GROUP DYSFUNCTION GROUP HOW DID YOU GET THE MEMO THAT THIS WAS THE PLACE TO COME TODAY I WENT TO THE FIRST ONE LIKE 4 YEARS AGO AND I'VE BEEN GOING EVER SENSE I LOVE IT TELL THEM ABOUT THE FLOAT LIKE GIVE THEM SOME STATISTICS ON IT LIKE POWER WATTS WE GOT ABOUT 100 THOUSAND WATTS OF POWER UH WERE PUSHING ABOUT 18 18'S YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ALL MINOR SOUND LOCAL OUT OF BERKLEY

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

OH IT'S A TIKI PIMP CAR WELL IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING OUT ALRIGHT IT DOES WHEN YOU GET MY AGE IT TAKES SOMETHING SPECIAL TO GET SOME PUSSY YOU KNOW HAVE TO WORK REAL HARD EXPLAIN IT WHAT IS THIS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE DRESSED IN COSTUME SPARKLES ITS THE FESTIVAL OF LOVE WOOH NEVER KNEW YOU WOULD FIND ALL THE SAME PEOPLE IN ONCE PLACE EACH FLOAT AHS A BIG JUST A GANG OF PEOPLE I'M FROM FLORIDA SO I DIDN'T THINK THERE WERE THIS MANY CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE UH WELCOME TO SAN FRANCISCO

NICE RIDE BUDDY HEY I'M THE TIKI PIMP MAN AND I'M FRESH FROM THE PLAYA WE JUST SAW THIS GUY WALK OVER TO THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN BLUE NEXT THING I KNOW THERE RIDING ON THERE WITH HIM

WHAT HAS HAPPENED IS ALL THE FLOATS PULLED IN HERE AND THEY PARKED AROUND THIS LITTLE CENTER GREEN AREA AROUND CITY HALL SO AROUND HERE ALL THAT SAME MUSIC IS READILY AVAILABLE LOOK AT HER RIGHT THERE THAT'S LOVE I'M FEELING LOVE

THIS WILL GIVE YOU GUYS AN IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT SEE THAT'S ONE OF THE FLOATS PARKED OUT RIGHT THERE THAT'S A LITTLE PARTY RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MOBILE CLUB AND THEN RIGHT OVER THERE ANOTHER FLOAT THEY BASICALLY JUST STOP AND LET THE PARTY COMMENCE

I'M SMELLING ALL SORTS OF THINGS I SMELL A WONDERFUL LIKE BARBEQUE CHICKENS IN THE AIR THERE'S THIS OTHER STRONG THIS STRONG SMELL I KEEP GETTING WHICH IT REMINDS ME WHEN I WAS A KID AND MY BROTHERS FRIEND DAVE WOULD COME OVER HE WOULD REEK OF THE SAME SMELL HE'D BE ALL RED EYED AND HAPPY AND I WOULD SMELL THIS THAT SAME SMELL

YOU EVER SEEN UH WITH BAT MAN WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS COMMISSIONER GORDON WILL THROW THE BAT SYMBOL IN THE SKY AND THAT LET'S BATMAN KNOW HEY I GOTTA SHOW UP THERE'S A REASON TO SHOW UP NOW WE HAVE A SIMILAR THING AND IF YOU CAN FIND A CAMERA SHOT WHEN WE SEE INFLATABLE BOOZE WE KNOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO SHOW UP CAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S FIRE THERE'S SOME LIKE 25 FLOATS WITH ALL DIFFERENT MUSIC AROUND HERE HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHERE TO HANG OUT AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME RIGHT BEHIND THE BEST MUSIC YOU KNOW YOU REALLY DID PEDAL THIS THING HELL YEAH LOOK IT TAKES 3 PEOPLE AND THAT'S A UH BACK SEAT OUT OF A NEW CHARGER POLICE CAR

SO IT HAS RAINS AND THE RAINS TURN THE HEAD OH TURNS THAT WHEEL YOU GOT IT SEE JUST LIKE THAT THIS IS MY FIRST ONE MY BUDDY TOLD ME THAT THIS WAS GONNA BE TOP 5 PARTIES THAT I'VE EVER BEEN TO

I'M GONNA SAY NUMBER 1 WHAT IS IT ABOUT IT GIVE ME SOME SPECIFIC THINGS ABOUT IT IT'S ORGANIZED CHAOS I MEAN IT IS IT'S AMAZING YOU GOTTA TELL ME ABOUT THOSE LOBES RIGHT THERE MAN THOSE ARE CRAZY HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO WEDGE THAT THING IN THERE LIKE 6 YEARS SLOWLY WORK UP TO IT NOW UH SOME OF THE CHICKS KINDA DIG THAT RIGHT I DON'T KNOW YOU GOTTA ASK THEM MAN HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHICH PLACE TO HANG OUT AT LOOK AROUND MAN THAT'S THE BEST PART PINK ELEPHANT WHERE'S THAT OVER THERE PINK ELEPHANT ON OUR WAY

SO HERE'S HOW HIS LOVE FEST THING WORKS THE PARADE ENDS HERE IN FRONT OF CITY HALL AND IT'S JUST A GIANT FESTIVAL BUT IT'S SO AMAZING WHAT I'M SEEING RIGHT NOW WITH MY EYES IS SO AMAZING THAT I THOUGH IT'S A PERFECT SPOT TO GIVE YOU GUYS OUR FAMOUS AMP 360 BUT KEEP IN MIND BRETT IS STANDING ON A FREAKIN BUS VERY DANGEROUS GO AHEAD BRETT AMP 360 GIVES YOU AN IDEA OF THE DEPTH OF PEOPLE MOST OF THEM JUST ARRIVING AS THE PARADE PULLS IN THERE'S CITY HALL LOOKING BEAUTIFUL WE DID IT NOT OTHER SHOW DOES THAT AMP 360

WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS A PINK MAMMOTH OR WHATEVER IT SAYS WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DON'T KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG FUZZY PINK ELEPHANT I KNOW BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN A BIG ASS PINK ELEPHANT IS BIG ASS PINK PARTY HOW DO YOU DECIDE YOU KNOW THIS MORNING YOU KNEW YOU WERE COMING TO LOVE FEST HOW DO YOU DECIDE ACTUALLY THIS MORNING I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS COMING TO LOVE FEST I REALLY DIDN'T WELL YOU ARENT JUST DRESSED LIKE THIS NO I ACTUALLY WEAR MY CANDY EVERY DAY I DRESS LIKE ITS BASICALLY ON A DAILY BASIS THIS MICROPHONE SHOULD BE PINK WHAT THIS MICROPHONE SHOULD BE PINK YEAH THIS IS WHAT WE DO WE TRAVEL AROUND FROM PARTY TO PARTY YOU KNOW THE PARTY'S GETTING GOOD WHEN THERE'S A PILE OF VOMIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AREA THERE OH YEAH YOU KNOW IT'S A GOOD PARTY THEN WHERE YOU FROM I'M ORIGINALLY FROM INDIANA SLASH TENNESSEE SLASH COLORADO SLASH CALIFORNIA

OKAY ANY OF THOSE PLACES DO THEY DO WHAT THEY DO HERE NO THEY DO NOT ENOUGH TALKING SHE'S A PRODUCER

NOW HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS YOU KNOW YOUR COMING TO LOVE FEST HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS IT'S VERY NATURAL IT'S IT WAS ALWAYS THERE JUST THE OPPORTUNITY TO NOT GET ARRESTED AND DO IT DUD E WHO ARE YOU TEXTING RIGHT NOW MY FRIEND MARK AND WHAT ARE YOU TELLING MARK TO GET HIS ASS DOWN HERE HE'S ALREADY HERE I'M TRYING TO FIND HIM WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW WERE AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL WERE OUT SIDE OF CITY HALL AND IT'S PUMPING SO ALL THESE PARTIES THAT WE'VE SEEN IT'S JUST THERE ON THE CITY STREETS RIGHT NOW THEY ARE AND THERE IN THE PARK AND THERE IN THE PARK EVERYONE'S SMILING I LIKE THIS CITY THEY DON'T CARE THEY CLOSE THE STREETS WERE HAVING A PARTY WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM SAN FRANCISCO TELL THE PEOPLE WATCHING ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY TELL THEM WHY THEY NEED TO CHECK OUT LOVE FEST WELL JUST A GREAT TIME

I AM THE MAYOR SUPPORT HERE ITS FANTASTIC HERE I WAS HOPPING THIS YEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE AS FAR AS MAGIC BUT EVERY YEAR YOU HAVE THE BEST SUNLIGHT THE BEST SUN SHINE OF SAN FRANCISCO AND I HAS TO DO WITH THE SPIRIT AND THE FEELING OF THIS CITY WE ARE DOING A STORY HERE ON THE LOVE FEST AND I LIKE WHAT I SEE BECAUSE THAT IS SOME LOVE RIGHT THERE OH AND THAT GIRL KNOWS HOW TO KISS LOOK AT THAT YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN MAYOR ARE YOU PROUD OF THE PEOPLE THEY SEEM VERY WELL BEHAVED THIS YEAR WELL YOU KNOW THERE WELL BEHAVED BUT T HERE MISBEHAVED IN A PROPER WAY YOU WANT SOME OF THAT IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW COME TO THE LOVE FEST YOUR SITTING HERE BY YOURSELF YOU COULD BE WITH HER OH OH WHAT'S THIS HAND DOING HE'S GRAB ASSING I LIKE IT NOW OUR RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF WE HAD TONGUE AND GRAB ASSING

YOU WATCHING WHAT IS GOING ON HERE LOOK AT HER ASS IS HANGING OUT LOOK YOU GOTTA PAN THAT WAY THEY DON'T WANNA SEE US DO YOU HAVE IS THERE A LOVE TYPE OF FESTIVAL IN JAPAN OH HELL NO THERE IS NAKED PARTY IN JAPAN AND ALL THE GUYS JUST NAKED AND THEY RUN AND THEY COMPETE BUT I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE SO MUCH

WELCOME TO USA

I WAS JUST WATCHING YOU, YOU HAVE THAT MAGIC THING WHERE YOU GET PEOPLE GOING WELL THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKIN POINT RIGHT LOOK AT LOOK LET'S CHECK BACK IN HER SEE HOW THIS IS GOING

THAT'S CRAZY RIGHT THERE I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLE SITTING THEIR FINGERS IN OTHER PEOPLES BUTTS IN PUBLIC THOUGH SO YOUR NOT A OKAY JUST FOR THE RECORD YOUR NOT A FAN OF THE FINGER UP THE BUTT IN PUBLIC LOOK WHAT'S STILL GOING ON RIGHT HERE THROUGH IT'S VERY DEPRESSING AND I HATE MY LIFE IT'S JUST YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT LOVE OKAY SHE JUST DID THAT, SHE TOTALLY JUST DID THAT YOU MAY ACT LIKE YOUR DISGUSTED BUY YOUR STILL STANDING I CAN'T HELP BUT LOOK YOU'RE A STRANGER YOU CAN'T HELP BUT WATCH IT'S LIKE BRITTANY SPEARS HAVE A STARING PROBLEM JUST LIKE TUNNEL VISION YOU GUYS ARE VERY NICE TO LET US BOTHER YOU BUT I GOTTA SAY YOU ARE SEXY AS HELL TOGETHER AND SHE CAN KISS HUH YEAH SHE CAN AND I LIKE THE MOVE I DON'T KNOW IF MY WIFE WOULDN'T GET AWAY WITH THE SLOWLY SLIDING THE PANTS DOWN THAT'S VERY HOT LIKE IN PUBLIC YOU GUYS ARE IN AN INTERSECTION RIGHT NOW DO YOU SEE WHERE YOU ARE I DIDN'T REALIZE WERE I WAS FOR A SECOND READ THIS READ THIS READ THAT IS THIS WHAT LOVE FEST IS ALL ABOUT JUST NOT CARING DOING YOUR THING I THINK SO IT'S ABOUT JUST OPENING UP AND SHARING AND THEN YOU KNOW YOU FIND THAT RIGHT SET OF LIPS THAT MAKE YOU GO MM

I'M JUST GONNA STEP OUT OF THE FRAME R RIGHT NOW CLEARLY I DON'T BELONG HERE HERE I GO I'M OUT IT'S ALL YOU GUYS HEY ITS LOVE FEST CAN WE SEE SOME LOVE RIGHT HERE NICE NICE GENTLE LOVE TOO ALRIGHT TELL US ABOUT THE LOVE FEST RIGHT HERE UH THIS IS THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD TIME LOVING IT I'M LOVING IT RIGHT NOW IT'S COOL I'M HERE WITH MY LADY RIGHT HERE I'M FROM MEXICO TIJUANA

YOU CAME HERE FROM MEXICO JUST FOR THIS YEAH

AND WHAT ARE WE DRINKING TODAY HEINEKEN

BEER COMING OUT I'M SEEING TOO MUCH LIKE

TELL PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY ABOUT THIS THING LIKE IS THIS IS IT A PRETTY GOOD PARTY LOVE FEST IS LIKE A REUNION WHERE PEOPLE COME TO GATHER AND PARTY WITH TECHNO MUSIC AND IT'S INSANE AND I'M LOVING IT AND WE TRY TO DRESS UP ALL CRAZY I DID MY HAIR AND MAKEUP YOU LOOK VERY CUTE ARE YOU GOT SOMETHING GOING ON WITH THE LEGS YES YES

WHAT ARE YOU GOING RIGHT ON YOURSELF I GOT ATTACKED BY THESE WOMEN AND THEY JUST TATTED ME OUT WHAT DOES IT SAY WHAT DOES IT SAY SEXY PAPI

HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS THE FUZZY BUNGEE GUYS I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M LOOKING AT THE GIRL WITH THE TAPE OVER HER NIPPLES LIKE THE DUCT TAPE NICE WITH THE DUCT TAPE

IS THIS WHAT THE THIS IS WHAT THE LOVE FEST IS ALL ABOUT HUH WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE AT THE LOVE FEST IT DOESN'T MATTER

WE'VE SEEN NAKED GUYS BUT NOT EVEN LIKE CUTE GUYS LIKE OLD MEN BUT THERE FLAUNTING NIT YOU KNOW WE SAW THAT WE SAW THE GUY JUST WENT BY ON ROLLER BLADES AND JUST A WEEN HANGING OUT WHATEVER YEAH YEAH BUT THERE TOO SMALL THEY NEED BIGGER ONES THAT'S COOSH TALK COOSH TALK YEP THAT'S OUR LITTLE LANGUAGE I LIKE YOUR LANGUAGE HE NEEDS A HUG LOVE FEST ACTIVITY

LOOK AT YOU YOUR NOT CRAZY WHAT'S UP WITH YOU I'M WEARING RED I DIDN'T KNOW I DIDN'T WHAT YOU GOT UNDER THAT I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO NOT MUCH I KNOW I'M NOT VERY SEXY THOUGH YOU YOU IF I HAD THE BODY I WOULD HAVE THAT OUTFIT ON NO NO IF YOU HAD THE BODY YOU'D BE A WOMAN THEN YOU'D LOOK SILLY YOU MY FRIEND HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT CAUSE YOU KNEW AT THE LOVE FEST RIGHT WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WEAR REALLY EXACTLY YOUR GONNA WEAR THE PIMP DADDY LOVE FIT OUTFIT WHAT ELSE TO WEAR THEN LOVE FEST PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS AND OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY OH MAN GET YOUR BUTT TO SAN FRANCISCO WHAT'S UP WITH YOU PEOPLE THIS IS THE MAGICAL CITY WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM I DON'T KNOW BUT NOT TOO MANY OF YOU CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH ROOM LEFT THIS IS BIZARRE TO ME THAT I FEEL LIKE WERE IN JUST SOME CRAZY GIANT OUTDOOR CLUB WHERE LAST CALL IS WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN TRUE SINCE THIS FESTIVAL IS ABOUT IT'S ABOUT MUSIC AND DANCING RIGHT DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT'S VERY SPECIAL THAT YOU DO SOME DANCE MOVE THAT IS YOURS THAT YOU OWN OKAY I WANT YOU TO DO IT WITH ME I'LL TRY BUT I'M NOT VERY COORDINATED

I CAN'T DO THAT YES YOU CAN COME ON ART I DON'T EVEN MOVE LIKE THAT I DON'T I WAS IN AN ACCIDENT AS A CHILD OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE I DON'T HAVE I DON'T HAVE THAT WELL YOU CAN MAKE BELIEVE LET'S SEE I'M NOT A DANCER I'M AWKWARD

SOME DAY I HOPE TO BE ABLE TO MOVE LIKE YOU MOVE WHAT IS YOUR INSPIRATION I'M ITALIAN EXPLAIN TO THE VIEWERS HOW IT WORKS YOU EMAILED AND SAID YOU NEED TO COVER LOVE FEST YES I DID AND WHAT DID WE DO YOU GUYS CAME HERE AND WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU KNOW WE ALSO I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE CAUSE WE CAN'T [PLEASE EVERYONE RIGHT RIGHT SOME DUDE INVITED US TO HIS WEDDING HE SAID IT WAS GONNA BE CRAZY IT WAS THIS WEEKEND WELL NO I WOULD HAVE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A COOL SHOW THOUGH BUT I JUST WE COULDN'T DO BOTH AND SO WE DID THIS HEY YOU DID A GOOD JOB YOU DID IT AH YEAH DUDE WHAT OTHER KIND OF DANCING DO YOU FIND YOURSELF DOING WHEN YOU HEAR THE MUSIC HERE AT LOVE FEST

WAIT A SECOND JUST HOLD ON A SECOND ARE YOU DRUNK I AM I AM WOULD YOU LIKE TO AS A SERVICE TO YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW HOW DRUNK YOU ARE BECAUSE I HAVE A BREATHALYZER WITH ME THIS IS IMPRESSIVE I SEE YOU GOT A STACK GOING YEAH YOU KNOW I'M IRISH I CAN'T HELP IT

2 PEOPLE LIKE TO PARTY MEXICAN AND IRISH WE LEARNED ON THE SHOW THAT SOME PEOPLE DO THAT TO KEEP TRACK TO KEEP TRACK OF HOW MUCH THEIR DRINKING AND OTHER PEOPLE DO IT CAUSE THEY NEED PLASTIC AT HOME WHICH ONE IS IT I RECYCLE

1, 1 THOUSAND 2, 1 THOUSAND 3, 1 THOUSAND 4, 1 THOUSAND WHAT DO WE GOT WHAT'S THE VERDICT DOC

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HOLY CRAP YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

I'M ITALIAN

HAVE YOU SEEN AN ANGRY PERSON CAUSE NO BUT I WAS LIKE DUDE, YEAH I KNOW MY BAD I LOVE YOU AND I WAS JUST LIKE EVERYBODY HERE LOVES EVERYBODY CAN YOU DESCRIBE FOR US THE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT PLEASE THEY SUCK

WHAT DO YOU GOT WELL THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND SNOW AND THIS IS AND I'M TOFIE AND WE WERE HERE AND WE WERE WALKING AROUND WAIT CAN YOU BACK UP A LITTLE WHAT'S UP MAN WHAT DID YOU JUST SAW I SAID HER NAME WAS SNOW SHE'S RED AND I'M TOFIE OKAY ALRIGHT I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE I WAS HEARING IT RIGHT I WANT TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS CAUSE YOU UH YOUR PRETTY MUCH BROKE OUR BREATHALYZER WERE JUST GONNA GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK YOUR GONNA BEAT THAT GUT I DON'T THINK SO EITHER LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S EVEN STANDING UP YOU KNOW THAT'S PRETTY INCREDIBLE THERE IT IS HOW LONG, I'LL COUNT FOR YOU 4 SECONDS 1, 1 THOUSAND 2, 1 THOUSAND 3, 1 THOUSAND 4, 1 THOUSAND

YEAH YOU CAN NOT DRIVE RIGHT NOW BUT THAT GUY HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HE IS THE CHAMPION I'M 1.2 NO .12 THAT'S NOTHING EVEN IF YOU IF YOU ARE OUT THERE WATCHING AND YOU ARE VERY DRUNK LIKE MY FRIEND HERE GO TO ARTMANN.COM FOR EPISODE INFORMATION ETCETERA AND IT'S A GOOD TIME THANKS FOR WATCHING WEE OUT OF HERE ART MANN HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

YOU KNEW WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR WE WERE LOOKING FOR THE WHOLE PARTY PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DRIVE THIS IS A CITY WITH A LOT OF CABS

DON'T DRIVE UNTIL MAYBE THURSDAY