The Best of Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 104

Episode Title: The Drunkest of the Drunks

Description: This week we have more drunk people per minute than any show on any network.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK THE DRUNKEST OF THE DRUNK HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK IN HIGH DEF? OH YEAH (CHEERS) DRUNK PEOPLE! (CHEERS) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK IN HIGH DEF? NO I HAVE NOT (ARTS THEME MUSIC)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS, I AM SO EXCITED WE MAY HAVE PUT TOGETHER MY FAVORITE EPISODE TONIGHT YOU SEE AS WE TRAVEL AROUND ON THIS SHOW TO ALL THESE DIFFERENT EVENTS WE RUN INTO PEOPLE THAT ARE DRUNK THERE'S SOME DRINKING THAT GOES ON AND TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO FEATURE JUST THOSE PEOPLE, NO ONE ELSE AND TO TRY TO MAKE SOME SENSE OUT OF THEM WE'VE ORGANIZED THEM INTO CATEGORIES SO WE'RE GOING TO START WITH DRINKING TECHNIQUES, TAKE A LOOK GOOD OLD FASHIONED BOOZING UP -THAT'S RIGHT BABY LET'S DO IT BRIAN BAY TAKE IT AWAY

OH

DRINK AND SUCK

(CHEERS)

SHOW ME HOW YOU WORK THIS

OH NICE, OH SH# T

(LAUGHS) HOW'S IT WORK? -STICK YOUR TONGUE ON THE END OF IT OPEN YOUR THROAT WIDE AND LET IT GO DOWN I MEANT THE SOFTBALL THING OVER HERE OH I, I .. IT'S THE BOX OF WINE WE TOOK OFF THE BOX SO NOW IT'S A BAG OF WINE

WE GOT ANOTHER CUSTOMER

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW UH-OH HE'S POUNDING THAT THING

HEY LADIES GET OVER HERE WE'RE TAKING JELLO SHOTS

WE'VE GOT BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS AND URINE TRANSFUSIONS

HOW IS THAT? -AWESOME (CHEERS)

TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I GOT TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES OVER HERE AND I THINK THEY WANT JELLO SHOTS AND F# # KING BEER ALL OVER THEM AND RUB IT OFF WITH MY TONGUE

(CHEERS) DRINKING + ATHLETIC ACTIVITY = T.V. GOLD EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON, WHAT SHOULD SHE BE DOING HERE? ACTUALLY SHE'S DOING A GREAT JOB SHE HAS TO CHOKE UP A LITTLE BIT AND HOLD IT CLOSER TO HER MOUTH AND THEN SHE'LL GET A F# # KING GREAT HIT THIS IS WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO WITH THE F# # KING BAT

DON'T YOU THINK THAT MORE SPORTS SHOULD JOIN FORCES WITH ALCOHOL? I HAVE NOT SEWED YET FOR THIS EVENT

HEY THE KING I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE BALL TWICE (LAUGHS)

GIMME SOME OF YOUR GYMNASTICS -WHOA (WHISTLE BLOWS) LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL HEY WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS AS A REFEREE? WELL MY PARENTS ARE BIG GAMBLERS OHHHHHH!

SLO-MO (OHHHH)

WHOOO DO YOU HAVE AN EVENT LIKE THIS IN THE MIDWEST WHERE THEY COMBINE ALCOHOL WITH A SPORT CAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL ABSOLUTELY NOT NO MORE -OH OKAY THROUGH THE CONES NICE

(LAUGHS) 6 A.M. THAT'S WHEN JACK WOKE UP HUH? YEAH -READY 1, 2 1, 2, 3

DON'T SPILL THE JACK

C'MON GIRLS YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT (LAUGHS) JACKASS, HEY LOOK JACK ASS ALL RIGHT DUDE, NICE KNOWING YOU MAN, SAY HI TO THAT CAB NAKED PEOPLE COMING OUT NONSTOP

AND YOU CAN STILL DO A BACK FLIP DRUNK? I CAN STILL DO A BACK FLIP DRUNK HOW MANY DRINKS HAVE YOU HAD? A LOT WE WERE PLAYING FOOT CUP BEFOREHAND FOR LEGAL REASONS I JUST WANT TO SAY I HAVE NOTHING, HE WANTS TO DO THIS ON HIS OWN I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN, I'LL BE TOTALLY COOL DON'T KICK ANYONE IN THE HEAD IT'S A DRUNKEN BACK FLIP YEAH !

DRINKING AROUND THE WORLD AKA DRUNK FOREIGNERS (INDISCERNIBLE) WHAT? (INDISCERNIBLE) YOU TRAVEL AROUND YOU'VE SEEN SOME CRAZY STUFF YEAH WE SEEN THE CRAZY STUFF EVER TELL MY VIEWERS RIGHT HERE WE DONE EVERYTHING, WE SHARE THE SAME GIRLS, WE SHARE THE SAME BOOZE IS THIS TRUE? -YEAH IRISH QUALITY DRINKING THAT GOES ON HERE? WELL WE'RE STARTIN OFF, I'LL TELL YOU IN ABOUT 5 HOURS TIME WHEN I'M POOR IS THAT A RODEO STAR RIGHT THERE? PRETTY MUCH HE'S A RODEO STAR -SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A VIETNAMESE ENGLAND! ENGLAND! -HEY, WHAT IS IN THAT? WHAT IS IN THERE AH BOOZE BABY HOW DO WE SAY DRUNK IN GERMAN ICH BE BIZOFFEN THAT'S THE NASTY WORD FOR IT BIZOFFEN SIGA SAKA SIGA SAKA OYE, OYE, OYE I LOVE DIS COSTUME ES A DARK ANGEL I I'M FROM (INDISCERNIBLE) (CHEERS) NOT SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED? IF YOUR DRUNK YOU'RE A MAGGOT YOU'RE A F# # K WIT

AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE OYE, OYE, OYE THERE'S NOTHING IN THAT WITH THE VODKA ? WELL A BIT OF COKE BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT

TELL THEM WHERE ELSE CAN YOU DO THAT THIS IS THE EXOTIC EROTIC AND MY MAN DOWN HERE WALLY, WALLY, THIS IS THE ASS OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE

DRUNK DANCING GIMME SOME MOVES, YOU GOT THE DANCE FLOOR SHOW US A LITTLE MARDI GRAS DANCE AS WE GO OUT RIGHT HERE MARDI GRAS DANCE (LAUGHS) PLEASE SHOW THEM SOME AUSTIN TEXAS STREET DANCING RIGHT HERE

THE ALCOHOL GIVES YOU SKILLS

HEY GIVE US SOME WHITE GUY DANCING

OH MY GOSH, ONE OF A KIND TELL THEM I TOLD THEM THERE'S NOT TOO MANY PARTIES YOU WOULD GO TO MORE THAN ONCE ONE OF A KIND UH, UH, UH ONE OF A KIND YO I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT ENDING THERE BUT I AGREE WITH WHAT YOUR

OH BRING IT THAT'S HOW HE DO WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO A LITTLE SERENADE FOR YOU

CAN YOU THREE DANCE TOGETHER IT WOULD BE A GREAT SHOT FOR US

I GOT A HUNCH THAT YOU GUYS HAVE SOME DANCE MOVES THAT WOULD GO INTO OUR MONTAGE JUST BEAUTIFULLY

AUSTIN, WHAT BETTER TOWN TO CELEBRATE PLEASE, WAIT, WAIT CLOWN GO CLOWN, GO CLOWN THAT'S CRAZY I HAVE NO WORRIES DANCING RIGHT THERE LOOK IT WATCH SHOW EM, NO WORRIES I HAVE NONE NO WORRIES DANCING

DRUNK NOISES

WHO'S YOUR MAN RIGHT HERE? WHEN HE'S SOBER

WHAT'S UP?

HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?

I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE ENDING ON THAT

YAGER MEISTER

HE'S THROWING UP

A DRUNKEN WARDROBE, HELLO NOW WHAT DOES THAT REPRESENT THE TRADING OF SHORTS WE ACTUALLY WANTED TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT HE COULD FIT INTO THEM RIGHT AND CLEARLY HE DOES NOT (LAUGHS) YOU'VE BEEN TO THIS BEFORE? I HAVEN'T BEEN BEFORE WELL GIMME YOUR THOUGHTS AT FIRST YEAR WE SAW WOMEN GETTING WHIPPED WOMEN GETTING SPANKED, LEATHER, NUDITY IT WAS AWESOME THE GUY PLAYING WITH HIS SAC RIGHT BEHIND YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST HAVING A LOT OF FUN RIGHT BEHIND ME EXACTLY! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HAT -WELL I SELL BEER FOR GOSH SAKES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO YOU KNOW THESE BOOBS LACTATE BUT THEY DON'T GET SUCKED DRY I HOPE THAT'S DIET UH, IT IS DIET SIR HEY, IT'S A LITTLE COLD OUT HERE ISN'T IT? NO ARE YOU COLD? -I'M CHILLY HOW DID WE DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR? UH, OOPS SORRY I GOT THIS FOR FREE AT A MODELING GIG I DID LAST WEEK SO I THOUGHT I WOULD WEAR IT LET ME STEP BACK, GIVE US THE FULL ACTION RIGHT HERE, IT'S ALL YOU RIGHT NOW

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WHEN I WAS SAYING THE FULL ACTION I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I JUST MEAN LIKE THE MODELING STUFF (LAUGHS) IN SOME OF THESE CITIES THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH OVER CROWDING AND A LOT OF TRAFFIC -I AGREE THERE GO MY PANTS IT'S OKAY, ITS OKAY TURN AROUND YOU KNOW HOW TO WEAR IT TOO, LOOK AT THAT

IT'S ONE THING TO PICK THE RIGHT CLOTHES BUT IT'S THE PRESENTATION THERE SHE GOES I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE OUTFITS YOU GUYS HAVE ON DOESN'T SHE LOOK HOT, SHE LOOKS SO GOOD DO YOU FIND THE LADIES ARE DIGGING THIS OUTFIT MY BROTHER I GOTTA FIND MY MAMA

SOMETIMES THE WORD DRUNK JUST ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH

WE'LL BE BACK -WITH WITH -ART -MORE ART -MORE ART MORE ART -MANN MANN PRESENTS -PRESENTS -ADIOS ADIOS HAPPY NEW YEAR AND A MERRY F# # KING EVE YOUR WATCHING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR YOUR DRUNKING..WATCHING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR

WELCOME BACK WE'RE WATCHING THE OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT MY CO-HOST BRAD AND I BRAD TELL THEM WHERE WE'RE AT SO FAR

HE IS AN AUTO AUCTIONEER GIMME SOME OF THAT FAST TALKING AUCTION TALK (MUMBLING) THE NEXT CAR IS PULLING UP IT'S A BEAUTIFUL 57 CHEVY GIVE IT TO ME (MUMBLING) YEAH YEAH I LOVE INDIANA, I LOVE THIS PLACE SHE'S KICKING HIS FEET KEEP IT REAL MY MAN WE'LL BE BACK DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING WHAT'S UP? RYAN SECREST NICE TO MEET YOU AMERICAN IDOL -OH BULLSH# T DING DONG IS LOOSE MAN YEAH I CAN'T GIVE EM AWAY THOUGH I WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU STARTED TODAY? I STARTED AT 8 A.M. THIS MORNING YOU WANT TO TALK TO TOM BRADY? -TOM BRADY YEAH

I LOVE THIS GUY PIMP AND HO WAS F# # KING COOL I HAD A GOOD F# # KING TIME I SAW MORE TITTIES AND MORE ASS THAN I NORMALLY SEE AND I'M A CRAPS DEALER, I SEE A LOT OF TITTIE AND ASS

TIME FOR DRUNKEN TECHNOLOGY I'M SPINNING

HERE YOU GO YOU BRING YOUR LIQUOR IN A BACKPACK WELL THAT'S GENIUS -AND YOU DRINK IT ANYTIME YOU WANT TWO LITERS OF RUM, JUST RUM STEVE LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT HERE

I LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT'S ORGANIC, THEY DIDN'T JUST START DOING THAT BECAUSE WE WERE SHOOTING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT'S A BEER BONG IN THE WILD SIPPING IT DOWN OH SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BURNT OUT -SHE TOOK A BREAK OH LOOKS LIKE HE WON I THINK FOAM WAS AN ISSUE GOT THE SHOT INTO FOUR OUNCES OF NIGHT OWL ENERGY MIX PUSH UP AGAINST THE VOLUME CONTROL VALVE BOOM YOU GOT INSTANT SHOTS SHE CAN TAKE IT OH, PRETTY GOOD TIME WITH HERS -OH WAIT, WAIT HUGE ASS BEER! THAT'S A HUGE ASS BEER! YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT IS GO, GO, GO WHOOO

IT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR NOSE (LAUGHS) KNOW WHAT THIS IS? -IT'S A VAGINA I KNOW BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS HERE, IT'S A DRINK I KNOW 6-8 INCHES DON'T WORRY

C'MON LET'S HEAR IT FOR THAT TELL ME WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE UH, I WISH I COULD I GOT A MARGARITA SQUIRT GUN RIGHT HERE AND A BEER ON MY HAND RIGHT HERE

WHAT GOES ON WITH THIS MACHINE -THAT'S AN OCTABONG SO 8 WE GOT 8 PEOPLE BONGING AT THE SAME TIME NICE DAZED AND CONFUSED GIMME A LIST OF THINGS PEOPLE NEED TO BRING WITH THEM TO MIAMI WELL I'LL TELL YA MIAMI MAKES LAS VEGAS LOOK LIKE SUNDAY SCHOOL IF YOUR GOING TO COME HERE DON'T DO IT FOR YOUR HEALTH THE WORLD'S SHORTEST LIST DO WE HAVE A BAND LATE NIGHT AUSTIN MARIJUANA WHAT? OH, AHH YOUR SCARING ME YEAH MISSOURI BABY NOW SOMETHING TERRIBLE JUST HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE, TELL EVERYONE AT HOME WHAT JUST HAPPENED I JUST DROPPED MY DRINK THAT'S AUSTIN, RIGHT THERE BABY, THAT'S WEIRD THAT'S AUSTIN IN A NUTSHELL HUH? I WISH WE WEREN'T ON T.V. WE COULD GO SMOKE SOME WEED (LAUGHS)

HEY ARE YOU RYAN SECRIST ? I BELIEVE YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT DRUNK WHICH I LOVE OH, YOU GOT QUESTIONS TO ASK ME? NO, I JUST POINT THINGS OUT, NO QUESTIONS HERE BUBBLES DAMN! I LOVE EM THEY'RE AWESOME IT'S TIME FOR A SONG WHAT? I WANNA F# # K LIKE AN ANIMAL MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IF FLAWED HEY DUDE TRY TO KEEP SOME PEOPLE WATCHING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF THE MIAMI HEAT WON THE SUPERBOWL THAT WOULD BE HUGE MIAMI HEAT WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP YOU KNOW AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THE CODES IS THAT YOUR MAN OUT THERE? TALK TO OUR CAMERA OVER THERE IS HE PEEING, HE'S PEEING ISN'T HE YOUR PEEING AREN'T YOU? DON'T PEE IN OUR WATER! IS THAT EMBARRASSING TO BE PEEING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION? NO, NOT REALLY IF YOU LIKE THE HUMAN ASS, COME TO THIS EVENT WAIT, WAIT, HUMAN ASS? OR FEMALE ASS? WELL NO BECAUSE WE HAVE MALE AND FEMALE VIEWERS OUR LAST CATEGORY RANDOM DRUNK PEOPLE

HEY DUDE WHAT'S UP MAN! -HEY WHAT'S UP MAN? JOE MCKNIGHT, JOE MCKNIGHT YOU WENT TO USC I TELL YOU THIS ONCE YOU MAKE A BAD.. WHAT TIME DID WE START DRINKING TODAY GIRLS? ONLY LIKE 3, 3 THAT'S IT WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? 3, YEAH -YOU NAME IT WE DID IT

HAVE YOU BEEN MOONING TODAY? F# # K YEAH I BEEN MOONING ALL DAY LONG DUDE ART MANN

THIS GUY IS HAVING SOME FUN. HE'S HAVING THE BEST TIME OF HIS LIFE I THINK HE SHOULD WE LOVE RAY SHE LOVES ME TELL ME ABOUT THE SCENERY HERE AT THE MANSION THE SCENERY HERE IS, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S INCREDIBLE I WANT SOME UH, WISCONSIN FACTS, GIMME SOME FACTS BY ALL MEANS THE BADGER STATE WHY IS IT CALLED THAT? IT'S CALLED THE BADGER STATE BECAUSE IN THESE LITTLE CREEKS ON THE SIDE OF THE WOODS THEY HAVE BADGERS FLOATING UP AND THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART MAN, THEY WILL THEY WILL THEY'LL BITE YOU MAN WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M FROM MIAMI -NICE HOT RIGHT? TELL EVERYONE BECAUSE WE'RE SHOWING THEM SOME NIGHT LIFE HERE AND I KNOW IT'S KIND OF A DIFFERENT NIGHT LIFE BECAUSE SUPERBOWL IS IN TOWN BUT IT STILL IS JUST AS CRAZY WITHOUT THE GAME IT'S THE BEST NIGHT LIFE EVER HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? I WAS AT A HYPNOTIST SHOW, ALL RIGHT GO AHEAD FIRST TIME HERE IN PARKER, IT'S MY FIRST TIME HERE, WE'RE FROM TUCSON, ARIZONA AND WE LOVE IT PARTY 2005 GET F# # KED UP WHOO YOUR GETTING CRAZY CLOSE TO THOSE GUYS AT HOME GO RUN IN THAT LIVING ROOM AGAIN MY HOME BOY IS RIGHT HERE WHAT'S UP? HE'S FROM ORANGE COUNTY, FROM ORANGE COUNTY DUDE THEY'RE FLASHING US, LOOK THEY'RE RIGHT THERE THAT'S HER YEAH (LAUGHS) YO DOUBLE FISTING THE TURKEY

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT TURKEY IF YOU COULD TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW? IT'S DEFINITELY THE BEST TURKEY EVER

ARE YOU GUYS BIG FANS OF THE SUICIDE RACE, THE BULL RIDING WHAT IS IT? THE BULL RIDING BULL RIDING YOU DAMN RIGHT MAN BODACIOUS AND HIS SONS WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT THE BULLS? HE STOMPED THE HELL OUT OF THEM COWBOYS (LAUGHS) THIS IS DIRTY SANCHEZ HIMSELF

HELLO DIRTY HOW ARE YOU SIR, GOOD TO SEE YOU WHAT TIME DID WE START TODAY CAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE YOU GOT A LITTLE BUZZ GOING (INDISCERNIBLE) IS TODAY TODAY? WHAT? THAT'S SPANISH YOU KNOW YOU GUYS SEEN THE PRESIDENT ON TEXAS ALL THE MEXICANS RUN OVER HIGH DEFINITION STUFF -YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOUR IN HIGH DEF RIGHT NOW HOW YOU DOING? HERE YOU GO

YOU KNOW WHAT THERE'S A LOT OF MORE PEOPLE THAT ARE WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE AND WAY MORE CUTE THAN I AM WILL EVER BE WELCOME TO THE GREATEST FREAK SHOW ON EARTH COME ONE COME ALL

GO TO YOUR RIGHT, THIS GUY CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SEEING THAT'S HOT HUH? (LAUGHS) HE CANNOT BELIEVE IT ADAM SHOW THIS GUY I HAVE NOT SEEN A GIRL WALK BY THAT YOU HAVEN'T JUMPED ON OH MY GOD THIS IS IT WE'RE FROM CHICAGO, THIS IS MY WIFE I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE TO HER RIGHT NOW DADDY ALWAYS SAID..

YOU MIGHT HAVE MADE OUR HIGHLIGHTS SHOW WITH THAT QUOTE RIGHT THERE

GIMME SOME MORE WISCONSIN FACTS, ALL RIGHT WISCONSIN FACTS EXIST WE, HEY! WISCONSIN -LOTS OF PU# # Y WISCONSIN PEOPLE DRINK MORE THAN ANYONE EVER I PROMISE THAT EXCEPT GERMAN PEOPLE BECAUSE GERMAN PEOPLE ARE CRAZY BUT WISCONSIN PEOPLE DRINK

I DIDN'T SAY TO DO THAT RIGHT? NO. HERE I GO, HERE I GO CHECKIN OUT ONE TIME WILL IT'S ALL CRACKIN DOWN TO SEE ME THE MAN WITH THE GOLD GRILL

WELL WE'RE AWKWARDLY CLOSE TOGETHER YOU KNOW WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? YOU GOTTA HAVE A QUESTION THAT'S JASON, THAT'S NOT YOUR MOM I WAS JUST THINKING WITH THE BALD HEAD HERE WE GO, TONIGHT WE RIDE FOLKS WE DON'T RIDE BAD, WE DON'T RIDE GOOD BUT WE RIDE ALL NIGHT LONG PIMP AND HO'S RIDE ON

NOT SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT I LIKED IT TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON BACK HERE, OH YOUR FROM AMERICAN IDOL NO, NOT AMERICAN IDOL (LAUGHS) WHAT IS THIS? ALL RIGHT YOU SPEND 2 DOLLARS AND THERE IS A BIG CLAW LIKE AN ARCADE ROOM

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING AT ALL RIGHT? THURSDAY HAD A LITTLE BETTER WEATHER OH YOU WENT TO BOTH SHOWS? MAYBE YOUR THE DESIGNATED DRIVER IS HE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER? F# # K NO -NO GIMME SOME ALABAMA SLANG WHEN YOU'VE HAD A LOT TO DRINK WHAT DO YOU GUYS CALL IT? ROLL TIDE I THINK THE MULLET TOSS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE -CHARLIE'S GOT SMALL BALLS WHAT WOULD ALABAMA BE WITHOUT THE MULLET TOSS ? THE ALABAMA WOULD BE NOTHING I THINK THE LOBSTER, TANK THE LOBSTER TANK THE LOBSTER TANK IS WHERE IT HAPPENS WE USUALLY END THE SHOW WITH DRUNK PEOPLE BUT TODAY WE COULDN'T FIND ANYONE SO WELL I'M AS DRUNK AS THEY COME (LAUGHS) GIMME THIS THIS GUY'S COMFORTABLE I LIKE IT THIS IS CALLED THE WRAP UP WHERE WE KIND OF RECAP -I'M SORRY I'M DRUNK SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE

LOOK AT THAT BUT SOME DAY I WANT TO BE A FULL FLEDGED HO DOG LIKE ART MANN BUT TO GET ON IT, IF YOUR GONNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS YOU GET OFF THE PORCH AND WE'RE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME RELEASE ME SO I CAN RUN WITH ART HOW DID THIS GET STARTED SUMMERFEST GOT STARTED IN 1972 BY A GOD DAMN PERSON WHO BELIEVED THAT PEOPLE GETTING TOGETHER DRINKING ALCOHOL IS AN AMUSING WAS A GOOD THING AND UH, IT IS, IT REALLY IS PEOPLE DRINKING ALCOHOL LISTENING TO MUSIC IS A GOOD THING GOD BLESS SUMMERFEST WHOOOO THIS IS THE END OF OUR SHOW WE LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE THAT ARE A LITTLE LOOSENED UP THAT WOULD BE ME SO PERFECT, RIGHT? -RIGHT ALL RIGHT THANK THEM FOR WATCHING AT HOME THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME YOU MAKE THE MONEY YOU BRING THE MONEY IN IT'S ALL GOOD THANK YOU ALL RIGHT A LITTLE PLUG FOR THE WEBSITE THAT WE LIKE TO DO A LITTLE WHAT? -PLUG FOR THE WEBSITE A PLUG? ARTMANN.COM ARTBAND DOT COM? -CLOSE ENOUGH THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD SITE TOO BUT WHEN YOUR DONE CHECKING THAT OUT, CHECK OUT IT'S ON THE SCREEN THEY CAN'T SCREW IT UP I DON'T SEE A F# # KING SCREEN

THAT IS IT WE ARE OUT OF TIME, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT SORRY IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, KEEP ON TRYING MAYBE NEXT YEAR ALSO FOR LEGAL REASONS I HAVE TO SAY THIS WE HAVE NO WAY OF PROVING WHETHER OR NOT SOMEONE THAT WAS FEATURED WAS ACTUALLY DRUNK BUT THE ODDS ARE REALLY GOOD BUT MAYBE THERE WAS ONE IN THERE CAUSE IF I SAY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW RIGHT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH PERSON YOUR NOT A LAWYER, WHY AM I EVEN ASKING YOU? WE'RE SO SCREWED HE'S HOLDING A REFLECTOR AND I'M ASKING HIM FOR LEGAL ADVICE WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK, GO TO ARTMANN.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION TELL THEM AT HOME ABOUT THE NECKLACE IT COST 10 DOLLARS IT'S BUD LIGHT YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM BETWEEN BUDWEISER AND BUD LIGHT CHECK IT OUT -THE GUY WILL DROP DEAD IS IT THE BOOZE OR THE SHOES IT'S THE BOOZE NO, IT'S DEFINITELY THE SHOES