Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 315 - TV14

Episode Title: The Boston Celtics Dancers Auditions

Description: This week we are in Beantown with the Celtics as they choose next season's dance team.

Transcript:

AHH LOOK AT THAT YOUR LOOKING AT MY FAVORITE CITY IN THE WORLD, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS THAT'S WHERE WE ARE THIS WEEK, I'M SORRY DON'T SEND ME ANGRY EMAILS, I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS THAT'S WHY I LOVE THIS CITY SO MUCH WE'VE BEEN INVITED HERE BY THE BOSTON CELTICS TO WATCH AS THEY NARROW DOWN 47 GIRLS DOWN TO 20 FOR THE NEXT BOSTON CELTIC DANCE TEAM THIS IS A SHOW RIGHT? DRAMA, WE MIGHT GET SOME TEARS UH, YOU'LL SEE SOME CRAZY TALENTED DANCERS, I LIKE THIS IT HAS IT ALL, C'MON LET'S GO I LOVE NEW ENGLAND, GIMME SOME CHOWDER

(ART'S THEME MUSIC)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO WHISPER A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE WE HAVE GREAT ACCESS WE'RE RIGHT HERE THE CELTIC DANCER AUDITIONS, NOW WHY ARE WE HERE?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY THEY INVITED US, YEAH WE'RE GETTING TO THAT POINT IN OUR SHOW WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY INVITE US PLACES AND SO THE CELTICS INVITED US HERE TO COVER THIS I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW THAT OUR BOSS HAPPENS TO OWN A TEAM SO I'M HOPING HE'S OKAY WITH THIS, RIGHT? DID WE TALK TO MARK ABOUT THIS? DOES MARK KNOW WE'RE INSIDE THE CELTICS ENEMY LINES ? -OF COURSE UNBELIEVABLE ACCESS WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK STAGE I GUESS TONIGHT THEY WILL ACTUALLY NARROW THIS DOWN TO THE FINAL TEAM

I JUST WANT TO EXPLAIN THE GEOGRAPHY OF ALL THIS THIS IS A CLUB, THIS IS AVALON IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM FENWAY PARK

WHAT ARE WE ACCOMPLISHING TONIGHT WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN AND WE START THE SHOW TONIGHT TONIGHT WE ARE HAVING THE FINAL AUDITION WHICH IS COMPRISED OF 46 DANCERS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION AND WE'RE RUNNING IT LIKE A PAGEANT, IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR NORMAL AUDITION WHERE THEY JUST GO DO A ROUTINE AND THEY'RE JUDGED, WE'RE DOING AND OPENING NUMBER, WE'RE DOING A SWIMSUIT NUMBER, SOLOS, IT'S THE GIRLS THAT WE WILL BE TALKING TO, THEY WILL BE VERY NERVOUS THEN, THIS IS GOOD DRAMA FOR TELEVISION IT IS VERY DRAMATIC, THEY'RE EXTREMELY NERVOUS BECAUSE LAST YEAR THE GIRLS WERE GOOD, THIS YEAR THE GIRLS ARE GREAT AND IT'S GOING TO BE VERY COMPETITIVE AND THEY KNOW IT WHAT MAKES A GIRL GREAT, LIKE WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? IT'S HER CHARISMA IT'S THE WAY SHE CONNECTS AND THE WAY SHE PROJECTS TO HER AUDIENCE YOU CAN HAVE A GIRL WHO CAN KICK BEHIND HER HEAD AND HAVE THE BEST TURNS BUT IF SHE IS NOT CONNECTING AND GIVING THAT EXTRA YOU KNOW ENERGY THEN... NEXT TONIGHT CAN WE EXPECT ANY CELEBRITIES ANYTHING WE KNOW OF I BELIEVE SO, WE HAVE A CELEBRITY JUDGING PANEL WE HAVE SOME RADIO HOSTS, WE HAVE A GIRL WHO WAS ACTUALLY WITH P. DIDDY ON MTV MAKING THE BAND YOU DON'T MIND IF WE'RE IN YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BIT, IN YOUR FACE WATCHING YOU DO YOUR WORK -NOT AT ALL OKAY COOL THEY CONTACTED US, YOU GUYS CONTACTED US, JUST VERIFY THAT, HEATHER CONTACTED US HEATHER OUR PR DIRECTOR SHE CONTACTED YOU GUYS WE WERE INVITED -THAT'S RIGHT

WE'RE HERE IN THE DAY JUST DOING A REHEARSAL FOR THE BIG THING TONIGHT BUT ARE YOU BEING JUDGED EVERY STEP OF THE WAY DO YOU THINK? I MEAN NOT TECHNICALLY THEY DON'T TELL US WE'RE BEING JUDGED, THEY'RE REHEARSALS WE JUST LEARNED A LOT OF THIS STUFF IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS THERE'S NO GIRLS AROUND RIGHT NOW SO MAYBE YOU COULD TELL US IS THERE ANY LITTLE BATTLES GOING ON? I DON'T THINK SO -IT'S FAIRLY FRIENDLY? YEAH EVERYONE HAS BEEN PRETTY NICE I'M REALLY GOOD AT THE HAIR FLICK, I CAN TEACH IT TO YOU IF YOU LIKE? LET'S GIVE THIS A SHOT, I'D LIKE TO SEE THE HAIR FLICK WELL THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT ONES YOU CAN DO THE MELT UP BEFORE WE GET TOO FAR IN THIS YOU REALIZE I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF HAIR IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU CAN WORK IT

HENCE THE FACE SEE NOW YOUR GOING TO LEAD WITH YOUR HEAD SO YOUR HEAD COMES FIRST THEN THE REST OF YOUR BODY FALLS..GO!

OH THAT WAS HOT A LITTLE NERVOUS I'M HERE TO HELP I WANT TO TEACH YOU A DANCE, CAN YOU PICK UP DANCES PRETTY QUICK? I THINK SO I'M GUESSING YOU CAN, THIS IS THE HAPPY DANCE AND THIS WILL JUST GET RID OF ANY PROBLEMS YOU MIGHT BE HAVING ANY TENSION, ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S MY HAPPY DANCE AND IF YOU MAKE THE TEAM AND YOU WANT TO INCORPORATE THAT, YOU CAN TAKE THAT I'LL BE SURE TO SUGGEST THAT TO MARINA

HOW DO YOU DO IT? MY ROUTINE ? WELL I DO A LOT OF YOGA ACTUALLY, I TEACH YOGA TO KIDS AT A CAMP DURING THE SUMMER SO I DO THAT EVERYDAY AND I DO A SOCCER TRAINING REGIMEN I WORK OUT WITH A SOCCER TEAM SO AND THAT'S KIND OF SILLY (LAUGHS)

YOU GOTTA PLAY UP THE GREEN SOME MORE YOU THINK? TEAL'S NOT DOING IT FOR ME? NO, NO, I'M JUST SAYING GREEN IS GOOD WITH THE HAIR AND EVERYTHING IT IS MY COLOR AND I'VE TALKED TO THE JUDGES AND THEY SAID THAT EFFECTS THEM

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO CHANGE -(LAUGHS) REHEARSAL DAY LIKE THIS HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS WE PROBABLY DO THE WHOLE SHOW, TODAY WE'RE RUNNING IT 3 TIMES BUT OVER THE COURSE OF THE PAST FEW DAYS WE'VE LITERALLY BEEN DANCING ALL DAY, WE GET HERE AT 8 IN THE MORNING OR 7 IN THE MORNING YESTERDAY AND ALL THE WAY THROUGH TILL 11 LAST NIGHT SO THE SOCCER TRAINING IS PAYING OFF THERE YOU GO I GIVE YOU FIVE STARS FOR PLAYING UP THE GREEN YEAH YOU GOTTA -NO, IT'S SMART THEY VISUALIZE IT

I SEE THAT WE'RE DONE HERE WITH THE REHEARSAL SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX NOW WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK, WE HAVE TO CAB IT BACK BECAUSE THERE'S A RED SOX GAME SO WE DIDN'T WANT TO DRIVE AND GET STUCK IN PARKING I'M PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP BUT WE'RE NOT RUNNING ON A WHOLE LOT OF SLEEP TO BE HONEST WITH YOU GIMME THE STATS, WE'RE GOING FROM HOW MANY GIRLS DOWN TO HOW MANY? WE'VE GOT 46 DANCERS AND WE'RE GOING TO HOPEFULLY 20 WE'LL SEE. THIS IS A VERY TOUGH PART BECAUSE YOU KNOW WORKING WITH THESE GIRLS FOR THREE DAYS AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TAKE ALL OF THEM BUT YOU KNOW AT THE END OF THE DAY ONLY 20 ARE GOING TO BE CHOSEN SO IT'S REALLY TOUGH, IT'S AN EMOTIONAL TIME FOR ME AFTER YOU FINISH TALKING TO THE GOOFY T.V. GUY YOUR DONE UNTIL TONIGHT YES, BUT IT'S A LITTLE STRESSFUL GOING HOME AND TAKING A SHOWER GETTING READY BECAUSE THIS IS IT YOU HAVE ONE MORE TIME TO DO IT, WE'VE DONE OUR RUN THROUGHS, WE'VE DONE THE REHEARSALS AND YOU HAVE ONE MORE SHOT TO MAKE THE TEAM WHY ARE YOU SO CALM? WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? I GUESS BECAUSE I WAS A CELTICS DANCER LAST YEAR SO YOU'RE A VET -YES NEXT UP THE NIGHTTIME VERSION IS FOR REAL WE'RE GOING TO PICK THE WINNERS

A LITTLE T.V. MAGIC RIGHT HERE AT WORK, THE SUN IS GOING DOWN NOW WE'RE AT AVALON AND WE'RE BACK HERE FOR THE REAL DEAL, IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO SELECT 20 GIRLS TO BE THE CELTIC DANCERS NOW WHY DID WE COME SO EARLY THOUGH TO GET SOME FUN IN HERE, WE HAVE UNBELIEVABLE ACCESS BECAUSE OF COURSE WE WERE INVITED BY THE CELTICS I KEEP SAYING AND SO WE'RE GOING TO GO INS9IDE AND GET THEM DOING THEIR HAIR AND DOING..HOPEFULLY WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF SOME TRICKS MAYBE THAT DANCERS DO, I DON'T KNOW BUT WE'RE HERE EARLY TO ENJOY OUR WONDERFUL ACCESS, LET'S GO BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE CELTIC DANCER AUDITIONS C'MON

WE JUST SAW YOU ON THE PHONE AND IT LOOKED LIKE THERE IS SOME DRAMA, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? UM, I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT OUT LOUD BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY GET IN TROUBLE WE WONT TELL ANYONE, BY THE TIME THIS AIRS THE CONTEST WILL BE OVER RIGHT. OKAY. I LEFT MY NUMBERS AT HOME, LIKE THE CONTESTANT NUMBERS THAT WE HAVE TO PUT ON OURSELVES SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE THESE SLICK NUMBERS AND YOU'LL HAVE LIKE A SHARPIE WITH A PIZZA BOX THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT IS GOING TO END UP HAPPENING ACTUALLY WILL WE SEE SOME TEARS TONIGHT? DO YOU THINK? OH GOD, OF COURSE LOOK AT THEM, DID YOU SEE THEM, THEY LOOK SO FRAGILE (LAUGHS) DO WE HAVE A BACK UP PLAN ON THIS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE NUMBERS? I'M GONG TO GO TRY AND FIND MARINA'S HELPER AND SAY LIKE THEY ACCIDENTALLY GOT THROWN AWAY BUT THIS LOOKS REALLY BAD, BECAUSE.. I TOLD YOU THAT! AND YOU MADE ME SAY IT JUST BECAUSE A DANCER WAS ON THE TEAM LAST SEASON DOESN'T MEAN IT'S AN AUTOMATIC, NO, NO SHE'S GOT A HEAD START YOU KNOW MAYBE -SHE'S GOT AN ADVANTAGE THE HOME TEAM ADVANTAGE SHE'S GOT THE EXPERIENCE BUT SHE STILL HAS TO PROVE HERSELF THAT'S WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THESE DANCERS, EVERY YEAR YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF THAT'S TOUGH WHAT'S THE LATEST? I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY I FOUND A 3 -DID YOU REALLY? OH YOUR SUCH A JERK, I GOT EXCITED I THOUGHT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING WELL IT'S A 3 IN MY BAG I HAVE ANOTHER PAIR OF BOOBS AM I ALLOWED TO SAY BOOBS ON T.V.? YEAH BUT I GOTTA, I'M NOT JUST GONNA LET YOU SLIDE ON THAT, I GOTTA SEE THIS

SHE'S GETTING ANOTHER PAIR OF BOOBS OUT OF HER BAG HERE SHE COMES SEE...

SEE I GOT THE PERSONALITY PART DOWN AND THEN VICTORIA'S SECRET GOT MY BACK ON THE REST OF IT COMPLIMENTS OF JACQUELYN JACQUELYN I'M SHOWING YOUR ART WORK THIS IS CRAZY TOUCH IT THEY'RE STICKY SO THEY DON'T FALL OFF AND WHAT IS THE..IT'S OBVIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE THE BOOBS SEEM LARGER IT ACTUALLY JUST MAKES THEM, IT MAKES THEM SEEM MORE LIKE THERE IS MORE CLEAVAGE THEY JUST LOOK FAKER AND WE DON'T CARE, THE JUDGES SEE THAT YOU HAVE THE BOOBS IN A BOX. WELL THEY WONT I MEAN THEY'LL SEE THIS BUT NO BUT THEY KNOW, LIKE THEY KNOW ALL THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE, I ACTUALLY HAVE PREPARATION H ON MY STOMACH RIGHT NOW WHAT DOES THAT DO? IT MAKES YOUR SKIN TIGHTER SO NOTHING GIGGLES I WOULD NEED A HUGE TUBE OF THAT THIS LOOKS LIKE THE ORIGINAL -LET ME TAKE A LOOK THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE I MEAN I DON'T MEAN TO BE SO HARSH BUT IT'S AWFUL, LOOK CLOSELY IT'S A STRIPED PIECE OF PAPER WRITTEN WITH A SHARPIE EVERY MOMENT I STAY HERE, AN INTERESTING FACT COMES OUT IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'VE DONE BESIDES THE PREPARATION H? AND THE BOOBS IN A BOX LAUREN HAS BUT GLUE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BUTT GLUE, WHERE IS THIS? BUT GLUE ACTUALLY STICKS YOUR BATHING SUIT TO YOUR BUTTOCKS SO YOU DON'T.. -GET A WEDGE RIGHT, CAUSE THAT IS NOT TOO ATTRACTIVE WHEN YOUR WALKING BACK SO THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, AND THAT'S WHAT YOURS LOOKS LIKE YEAH OKAY, WE CAN'T FIND HER

UM, -HOPEFULLY THERE HASN'T BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT NO, I THINK SHE'S HERE, SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE PRACTICING OR SOMETHING JUST IMAGINE IF YOU WERE TO TAKE THE LICENSE PLATE OFF YOUR CAR AND THEN PUT LIKE ONE DONE IN A SHARPIE (LAUGHS) IT WOULDN'T LOOK THE SAME IT'S NOT THAT BAD, I'M JUST TRYING TO CALM YOU DOWN SO..OH -WHAT? (LAUGHS) WAY OUT RIGHT HERE, LOOK IT FROM FAR AWAY A LITTLE FARTHER, YEAH SEE KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING AN INJURY THIS IS GOOD TELEVISION RIGHT HERE YEAH? -WHAT HAS HAPPENED? IT'S RUG BURN -RIGHT FROM JUST THE FIRST DAY OF REHEARSALS WE HAD REHEARSAL ON CARPET FOR LIKE 15 HOURS SO THAT'S JUST ONE AND THEN I JUST FINISHED I WANT A TIGHT SHOT OF THE FESTERING WOUNDS IT'S NICE AND INFECTED TOO WILL YOU PLEASE COME ON TELEVISION WITH THIS HAIR DO RIGHT NOW WITH THIS HAIR DOO? THAT'S SO MEAN NO, YOU LOOK VERY SEXY YOU COULD START A NEW THING ARE THERE PARTS OF THE COMPETITION WHERE YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT? YES, WE ARE ABLE TO CHOOSE OUR OPENING NUMBER WHICH IS THE SCHOOL GIRL, AS WELL AS OUR SOLO COSTUMES I SAY SLIDE GREEN IN WHENEVER YOU CAN, THAT GETS THE JUDGES THINKING RIGHT. SHE DID A LOT OF PAGEANTS, THESE ARE ALL PAGEANT TRICKS SO I HEARD OF A PAGEANT TRICK, YOU PUT LIKE HAIR REMOVER STUFF IN SOMEONE'S GEL OR SOMETHING THAT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF PAGEANT THAT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF PAGEANT TRICK YEAH OURS ARE A LITTLE BIT MORE ON HOW TO ENHANCE YOURSELF SO YOU CAN WIN THE RIGHT WAY YOU KNOW I JUST HEARD THIS, IF YOU WIN, OR IF YOU LOSE, HOW WILL YOU CELEBRATE TOMORROW? YOU WANT THE REAL ANSWER, I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW I HAVE A 8 A.M. CONFERENCE CALL WHAT DO YOU DO? -I WORK FOR I DO IT RECRUITING AND HR PROJECT MANAGEMENT STUFF THAT'S CRAZY -YOU KNOW THEY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE BUTT GLUE ABOUT WHAT? THE BUTT GLUE OH, BUTT GLUE -SHE'S HORRIFIED SHE'S LIKE WHAT DID YOU GET ME TO DO WE LEARNED ABOUT VARIOUS LITTLE SECRETS DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS YOU DO WITH A COMPETITION LIKE THIS? SECRETS? I HAVE MY LITTLE FAKE EYELASHES ON HOW DO THOSE GET INSTALLED ON THERE? WELL, YOU HAVE A LITTLE EYELASH GLUE AND YOU PUT IT ON YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE TOP LID, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE IT AND WHAT ABOUT THE REMOVAL OF THAT, PAINFUL? NO, NOT AT ALL ACTUALLY IT FEELS GOOD, YOU JUST LIKE OH IT'S A BIG RELIEF THE BUTT GLUE IS..I DO PAGEANTS I COMPETE IN THE MISS MASSACHUSETTS SYSTEM AND WHEN YOU TURN AROUND IN SWIMSUIT, YOU TEND TO RIDE AND TO RELIEVE THIS SOME REALLY SMART PERSON WHO IS PROBABLY MAKING A FORTUNE OFF OF THIS GLUE, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO GET IT? IF IT'S CALLED BUTT GLUE, I'LL NEED TO SEE IT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WE'RE GOING TO WAIT HERE BECAUSE SHE'S GETTING THE BUTT GLUE AND I'VE SEEN SOME STRANGE PRODUCTS OVER THE YEARS, BUT NEVER BUTT GLUE APPARENTLY IT'S FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY, IT'S GENTLE ROLL ON BODY ADHESIVE THAT WASHES OFF WITH WATER BUT WE USE BABY WIPES BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COME OFF WITH WATER BUTT GLUE, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED GIRLS SO THE REAL NAME IS IT STAYS BUT MORE KNOWN AS BUTT GLUE AND IT REALLY WORKS HOW'S THE COMFORT HAVING SOME GLUE RIGHT THERE ON THE CABOOSE, -I'M REALLY USED TO IT BY NOW, IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ANY IF THAT'S.. -IF THERE'S ANY DANGER THOUGH IT SEEMS TO ME IF YOUR WANDERING AROUND YOU COULD STAND UP AND HAVE YOU KNOW WRAPPERS YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, YOU SHOULD TAKE A BABY WIPE AND GET IT OFF BECAUSE IT'LL STICK TO YOUR SWEAT PANTS AND WHATEVER YOUR WEARING AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN YOU GUYS ARE ATHLETES, THIS IS CRAZY THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY OH, WE ARE ATHLETES YOU SAW ME BEFORE WITHOUT MY MAKE UP ON SO WE'RE GOING IN THE STEPS -WE'RE GETTING CLOSER YEAH THE ROLLERS ARE WORKING TOO RIGHT BEFORE PERFORMANCE THE TRICK BEHIND THAT IS YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM OUT RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO THEN YOU STILL HAVE THE VOLUME IF NOT YOUR HAIR WILL FALL FLAT -WE'RE GOING TO SPRAY THE CRAP OUT OF THAT WE'RE GOING TO SPRAY, WE'RE GOING TO FLIP, TEASE WHAT ARE WE LISTENING TO? I WAS LISTENING TO ZEPPELIN OH NICE, A LITTLE OLD SCHOOL -TRYING TO GET MY MIND OFF IT I THINK EVERYONE IS LISTENING TO THEIR SOLO MUSIC ARE YOU CLEARING THE MIND COMPLETELY OR ARE YOU TRYING TO -WHAT SONG DID YOU HAVE THERE I DID HAVE THAT'S THE WAY ON A LITTLE SLOW ONE -BUT IT WASN'T WORKING TOTALLY FOR YOU THOUGH HUH? NO, BECAUSE YOU GUYS JUST CAME OVER AND MADE ME STRESS WHAT ARE WE DOING? -NO, MORE SECRETS WE'RE BUILDING HER ABS WITH BRONZING CREAM SO ARE WE DRAWING THEM ON THERE? SHE ALREADY IS YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT? -YOU JUST KIND OF GO IN THAT, YOU ENHANCE WHAT SHE HAS SO ARE WE SHADING THEM? -YEAH EXACTLY THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO PUT IT, SHADING WHAT ARE WE USING? -WHAT IS THIS PRODUCT? NAKED GLOW THIS IS HERS AND THIS EVEN HAS AN SPF IN IT

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO WAIT A MINUTE BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR YOU? WELL THAT'S KIND OF THE SAME IT'S MY SOLO SONG, SO SO YOUR GOING THROUGH THE ROUTINE IN YOUR HEAD PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT JUST BE CAREFUL BECAUSE SHE GOING TO TRY AND THROW SOME PREPARATION H AND SOME BOOB IN A BOX AT YA I HAVE CHICKEN CUTLETS AND YOU HAVE TO CHOREOGRAPH THAT WHOLE THING YOURSELF WHAT'S YOUR BIG MOVE IN THERE THAT'S YOUR KILLER MOVE MY SIGNATURE MOVE? -PROBABLY THE SNAKE

WHAT IS IT LIKE WHEN IS THE PAIN, DESCRIBE IT FOR US WELL MY WHOLE LEG IS SHAKING AND I CAN'T REALLY WALK ON THE LEFT BUT IT'S FROM DOING THAT SPLIT IN THE MIDDLE LIKE ON THE FLOOR YOU KNOW A COUPLE TOO MANY TIMES MAYBE SO WHAT WILL YOU DO, HOW WILL YOU FIGHT THROUGH THIS? SMILE AND UH, PRETEND IT DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER ME UNTIL I CRAWL OFF STAGE LET ME SEE IS THAT BRONZER? -YEAH IT'S LIKE RIGHT THERE ON MY KNEES BUT THEY CAN'T TELL RIGHT? ESPECIALLY IF I MOVE I'VE SEEN THE WAY YOU GUYS DANCE, THEY'RE NOT SEEING THAT BRONZER, TRUST ME IS THERE A TEAM DOCTOR? I WOULD LOVE THE CELTICS TEAM DOCTOR, MAYBE THEY COULD FIX ME THIS IS EXCITING, NOW WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE THEM DO THEIR ROUTINES ON STAGE WE'RE GOING TO NARROW THIS DOWN TO 20

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE GIRLS YOU KNOW FIRST THING I'M GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR IS TALENT, FAR BEYOND ANYTHING ELSE I'M GOING TO PICK THE BEST DANCERS AND THEN YOU KNOW HOW HOT THEY LOOK IN BATHING SUITS AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT, OH MY GOD IS THERE A PERSONALITY THING THAT ENTERS INTO IT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PERSONALITY WE'RE GOING TO SEE IN THE BIKINIS BUT YOU NEVER KNOW SOME OF THESE GIRLS THEY HAVE CRAZY CHARISMA I LOVE THAT, THAT'S MY FAVORITE THINGS I WOULD SAY PERSONALITY, I WOULD SAY DANCE FIRST AND THEN PERSONALITY AND THEN YOU KNOW LOOKS AT THE VERY END WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE 20 OF THESE LADIES WILL STILL BE ON THIS STAGE AND THOSE 20 WILL BE REPRESENTING YOUR BOSTON CELTICS AS THIS YEAR'S DANCE TEAM

-THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE 46 LADIES VYING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE YOUR BOSTON CELTICS DANCE SQUAD 2007 SO TELL EVERYONE WHAT'S GOING ON TONIGHT, TELL US WHAT THIS DANCE TEAM IS ALL ABOUT WELL YOU KNOW IT'S IT'S A BREAK FROM THE CELTICS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS TELL EVERYONE THE FEELING NOW TO BE DONE, YOUR REALLY JUST WAITING FOR THE VERDICT BUT YOUR DONE AT LEAST I'M DONE, I'M ANXIOUS WE ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR OUR WHOLE EPISODE TO FIND OUT, WE'RE GOING TO NAME THE NEW TEAM RIGHT HERE YES, AND IT'S ALL GOING TO BE GOOD, EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS TEAM, ESPECIALLY ME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN A LOT OF NOISE HERE ARE ALL 46 LADIES WONDERFUL JOB, GREAT JOB, THESE ARE YOU BOSTON CELTIC DANCERS GIVE IT UP

CONGRATULATIONS, -THANKS HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW -FROM CURLERS TO THIS I FEEL GREAT THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU WHAT WILL YOU DO, LIKE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW, YOU GONNA GO PASS OUT SOMEWHERE, DO YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE NO, I WANT TO CELEBRATE -AND THEN PASS OUT AND THEN PASS OUT YEAH AND GET A LOT OF SLEEP THIS WEEKEND, THAT'S THE PLAN YOU ARE NOT AS SEXY AS THEM -NO, NOT QUITE I GOT SOME DECENT MOVES BUT NOT THAT MUCH BUT THIS IS A HUGE SUCCESS, WHAT DO YOU SAY YEAH ABSOLUTELY I MEAN IT'S A FUN EVENT EVERY SINGLE YEAR TWO YEARS IN THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN LAST YEAR YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A GREAT ADDITION THAT WE'VE HAD FROM LAST YEAR WITH THE CELTICS DANCERS SO WHAT YOU GUYS DO IS AMAZING I WAS WATCHING IT'S CRAZY, IT'S ROCK STAR CRAZY ATHLETES THE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH EVERY MUSCLE IT'S NUTS -THANK YOU, THANK YOU I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON CAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL BUT YOU ARE A CONFIDENT LITTLE THING AREN'T YOU? I WAS VERY NERVOUS -THEY SAY SO MUCH OF IT IS CHARISMA, I THINK THAT COMING OUT OF YOU IS WHAT THEY LOVE I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF AND THAT'S WHAT HELPS ME GET THROUGH AND I JUST LOVE TO DANCE SO I GUESS IT SHOWS WE WATCHED YOU DANCING AND YOUR VERY GOOD AT IT THANK YOU WATCH THIS, I LEARNED ONE THING -LET ME SEE IT, LET ME SEE IT WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE ? THAT'S CALLED A BOOTY POP -I LEARNED THAT HOW DID I DO? -UM LET'S HOPE HE DOES BETTER IN HIS SOLO CHOREOGRAPHY I'M REALLY EXCITED, I CAN'T CRY RIGHT NOW, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO CRY BUT I DEFINITELY DIDN'T I MIGHT HAVE CRIED IF I DIDN'T MAKE IT BUT I MADE IT SO HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR BEFORE YOU WERE CALLED? UM, I THINK IT WAS LIKE 8 OR 9 MAYBE AND WHILE YOUR STANDING THERE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING I CAN'T SMILE ANYMORE, I CAN'T SMILE ANYMORE, MY LIPS LIKE QUIVERING AND I'M LIKE OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD ARE YOU CRYING? I WAS YES, YES VERY HAPPY, VERY RELIEVED YES IS THERE SOME CRAZY ROLLER COASTER THIS WHOLE NIGHT WELL I WAS CALLED LAST, DID YOU SEE THAT? WHEN THEY DO SAY YOUR NAME DOES LIKE SOMETHING HAPPEN LIKE DO YOU FEEL LIKE A RUSH OR WHEN THEY SAID MY NUMBER THIS TIME, I THINK MY HEART FELL INTO MY STOMACH AND THEN IT BOUNCED A COUPLE TIMES HOW DOES IT FEEL? -THAT WAS TOO MUCH LAST YEAR I WAS CALLED TWICE, LIKE I WAS THE SECOND NUMBER CALLED MY MOM WAS LIKE WHATEVER, MY MOM IS SITTING RIGHT THERE YOU HAVE GOOSEBUMPS -I DO THAT'S AWESOME I WAS FREAKING OUT LIKE MY MOM WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WHY HAVEN'T THEY CALLED YOUR NUMBER, YOU LIKE #16 I WAS LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU DID IT, IT'S OVER -IT IS OVER WHAT DO WE THINK OF THIS TEAM RIGHT HERE, I THINK THEY'RE SLAMMING, I THINK THEY'RE SO SMOKING GREAT DANCERS, BEAUTIFUL LOOK, SO PASSIONATE, I'M SO EXCITED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW HEATHER IS THE ONE THAT MADE THIS HAPPEN, SHE ACTUALLY INVITED US HERE, FOR SOME OF THE EVENTS WE HAVE TO KIND OF, I DON'T WANT TO SAY BEG BUT I'M A LITTLE AFRAID BECAUSE I DID LOOSE THEM A COUPLE TIMES DURING THE NIGHT SO I'M AFRAID YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING THAT I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO NO, NO, WE AREN'T GOING TO GET YOU FIRED, WE DID LEARN ABOUT BOOBS IN A BOX AND SOME THINGS I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT BUT IT WAS ALL VERY CLASSY AND THESE GIRLS ARE ATHLETES AND THIS WAS VERY COOL I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE SHOW TO SEE IT THEN WELL CONGRATULATIONS -THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU GAVE US GREAT ENTERTAINMENT FOR THIS HALF HOUR YOU KNOW I WAS HOPING THAT IF I DIDN'T GET A JOB WITH THEM, I WAS GOING TO GET A JOB WITH YOU WE'VE DONE HAIR FLICKS, WE'VE SHAPED BOOBS, WE CAN HANG YOU TAUGHT US A LOT OF THINGS ON THIS EPISODE YES, I DID THANKS THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING THIS WAS A SHOW RIGHT HERE, THIS WAS FUN THE SHOW IS OVER BUT I'M STILL IN MY STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS SO I'M GOING TO WANDER AROUND A LITTLE BIT BEFORE I HEAD BACK TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BUT I WILL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK, THANKS FOR WATCHING AND SEE YOU LATER THE BOSTON CELTIC DANCE TEAM, WHOOOO SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK THEY ARE AWESOME

WHAT IS THIS CALLED? A CONFERENCE BIKE, NICE. A LITTLE TRAVEL TIP FOR YOU IN BOSTON TAKE THE CONFERENCE BIKE BOSTON! WHOOO

I'M USED TO THAT STRANGE LOOK WHAT CAN YOU DO? NOTHING. -I CAN DO THIS OH, WOW, THAT'S SCARY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? -SOMETHING CRAZY