The Best of Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 102

Episode Title: The Wildest Holiday Celebrations

Description: Celebrate with us this week as we look at everything from New Year's in Vegas to Halloween in Hollywood.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK IT'S THE WILDEST HOLLIDAY CELEBRATION IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE ART MANN IS HERE

(ART'S THEME MUSIC) AHH ISN'T THIS NICE, WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE WILDEST HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS TONIGHT NOW WHEN YOU THINK OF THE HOLIDAYS YOU THINK OF GETTING TOGETHER WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND SO FORTH PROBABLY EATING WHAT WE THINK OF T.V. GOLD JUST BEAUTIFUL STUFF, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME WELL I'LL SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I'M NOT LYING WE'RE GOING TO GO TO VEGAS FOR NEW YEAR'S IT'S JUST NONSTOP SCREAMING AND DRUNK PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WE'RE CELEBRATING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR WE'RE IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, THEY'VE CLOSED THE STREET, THE VEGAS STRIP IS ACTUALLY CLOSED TO TRAFFIC, IT'S ONLY DRUNK PEOPLE TONIGHT EXHIBIT A, LET'S DO THIS

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WENT TO A CLUB TONIGHT NO! WHO DOES THAT?

ENGLAND, ENGLAND, ENGLAND -WHAT IS IN THAT? AH BOOZE BABY SHOW THAT BOTTLE AGAIN 2%, 2% HAPPY 2007, PEACE OUT I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING THIS CAUSE I COULD WATCH THIS ALL NIGHT MYSELF

HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE NOW, THAT'S IT

THIS IS IT (SCREAMS)

THIS IS NICE YOU AND I ARE SPENDING THE FIRST MOMENTS OF 2007 TOGETHER YEAH WHOOOO

THIS IS THE CLOSEST... LOOK AT ME I'M F# # KED UP DUDE I'M F# # KED DUDE WE ALSO ON THE SAME CHANNEL HAVE A SHOW CALLED DAN RATHER REPORTS I JUST HOPE THAT THERE WASN'T A MIX UP IN THE GUIDE AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WATCHING DAN RATHER BECAUSE THEY'RE CLEARLY NOT HOW'S YOUR 2007 GOING BUDDY? IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU TOO DAWG, IT'S GOING GOOD, I'M F# # KED UP ME AND MY HOMIES N SH# T SMOKING SOME SNOOP DOG ARE WE GOING TO STAY OUT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP? ABSOLUTELY HELP ME WITH THE LINGO A LITTLE BIT WHAT'S THIS SNOOP DOG OH THAT'S THE BOMB, THAT'S THE BOMB (STUTTERS) NO DOUBT ABOUT IT WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? -CALIFORNIA NOW WHY..I'VE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE THIS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY CHOICES FOR NEW YEARS WHY DO YOU COME TO VEGAS? -IT'S THE SPOT YOU DON'T HOPE TO RUN FOR OFFICE SOME DAY DO YOU? HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR OFFICE AND YOUR GOING TO PLAY THIS BACK THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOUR GOING TO PLAY THIS BACK AND HE'S GOING TO GET SHUT OFF, HE'S GOING TO GET DIVORCED BECAUSE THAT'S A REPUBLICAN RIGHT THERE OH HE'S GOING TO GET DIVORCED.

THIS SPECIAL IS CALLED THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR THAT WOULDN'T HURT HIS CAREER IT COULD BE WORSE, WE COULD BE THEM WHO'S HOTTER ME OR HER? THAT'S A HANDS DOWN RIGHT HERE BUDDY SHE'S MINE, YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER -I'M NOT HIS WE'VE HAD LOTS OF SCREAMING THIS WHOLE EPISODE TONS OF THAT RIGHT BUT WE NEED SOME SEXY AND I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE ONES JUST FOR THIS WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT GOING ON A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE MIGHT BE STUDYING TELEVISION AT SCHOOL, MAYBE SOME COMMUNICATIONS MAJORS RIGHT? -I DON'T LIKE COMMUNICATIONS MAJORS I JUST WANT TO TELL THEM THAT IF THEY'RE STUDYING TELEVISION AND THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT T.V. GOLD IS THIS GUY IS T.V. GOLD T.V. GOLD HOT...HOT I LIKE TOM BRADY AND WHEN YOU HAVE THESE TWO INGREDIENTS YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL SHOW

MORE IMPORTANTLY ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT I NEED FROM YOU WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW I NEED A LIST OF THINGS THAT THE PEOPLE NEED TO BRING WITH THEM WHEN THEY COME TO THIS BIG CELEBRATION MONEY, LOTS OF MONEY BLACK F# # KING CHIPS WE NEED LOTS OF BLACK CHIPS MARIJUANA -CONDOMS, MARIJUANA AND CONDOMS GIVE US AN AUSTRALIAN EXPRESSION FOR DRUNK MAGGOT A MAGGOT -THEY'RE NOT A DRUNK LIKE IF YOUR DRUNK YOU'RE A MAGGOT -F# # K WIT, YEAH EXACTLY AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE OYE, OYE, OYE I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU -WHAT? YOU MISSED IT, YOU MISSED EVERYTHING THE NEW YEARS THE BIG CELEBRATION WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE MISSED IT? -WE WERE HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HEADING DOWN THERE NOW THERE'S NO PARKING. I THINK VEGAS SHOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS WE AS WELL AS THE FIREWORKS I LOVE YOU, YOUR VERY HOT, YOU JUST MADE OUR SHOW SEXIER LOOK AT THAT. SO YOUR THINKING WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE, WE JUST SHOWED IN SANELY DRUNK PEOPLE PARTYING IN THE STREETS, OH WAIT, WE HAVE A LOT MORE OF THAT LET'S GO TO DALLAS FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY WE'RE GOING TO SEE HOW TEXAS DOES ST PATRICK'S DAY

ART MANN, THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW ON HDNet (SCREAMS)

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE IRISH IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIRLS THE BLONDE IRISH GIRLS. ST. PADDY'S DAY IN DALLAS ITS WHAT WE LIVE FOR I AM SO IRISH I CAN DRINK MORE THAN ANYONE

YOU CAN'T SEE IT FROM DOWN HERE BUT FROM WHERE KEITH IS STANDING RIGHT NOW HE CAN SEE JUST A SEA OF GREEN DRUNK PEOPLE AND I LOVE IT THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP ART TELL ME THE TRUE MEANING OF ST. PATRICK'S DAY RIGHT NOW WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU? GET DRUNK, I DON'T KNOW IRISH GOLD MONEY, LUCK YOU KNOW. -WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF ST. PATRICK'S DAY, WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT? GOOD SEX -IS IT YES! SET GO, GO, GO WE STARTED WITH A PARADE, PEOPLE WERE DRINKING AT THE PARADE THIS MORNING. I WAS THERE, IT WAS MY BREAKFAST, I'VE THROWN AWAY HALF OF MY CUPS AND I'M GOING TO THROW AWAY THESE AND I MAY GET SOME MORE IT'S COMING OUT YOUR NOSE (LAUGHS) IT WAS AWESOME OH IS THIS, THIS MIGHT BE GOOD IS THIS HOW TO KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY BEERS YOU'VE HAD NO ACTUALLY I DON'T HAVE ANY PLASTIC CUPS AT HOME.

I'M HERE REPRESENTING UTAH WHOA, I LOVE YOU

HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY -THANK YOU VERY MUCH ARE YOU GUYS FROM HERE? -NO, WE'RE NOT I'M FROM TENNESSEE DUDE, THAT WAS U TARDED THANK YOU, THANK YOU THAT WAS AWESOME I LOVED IT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND DALLAS FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY ABSOLUTELY IN SOME OF THESE CITIES THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH OVER CROWDING AND A LOT OF TRAFFIC I AGREE THERE EGO MY PANTS ARE YOU GOING TO FILL ME IN THE SUN IS GOING DOWN THEY'RE GOING TO CLOSE THIS THING WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN LOOK AT WHILE WE'RE CHIT CHATTING LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE I SEE BREASTS I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE OR DISRESPECTFUL -NO WORRIES DID YOU WET YOURSELF. -NO, I DID NOT BUT I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT THAT SUMS UP -I LOVE IT BRING IT ON KISS, PLEASE I KNOW HER THAT'S HOSPITALITY RIGHT THERE HUH? I THINK SOMEONE WOULD COME AND JUST PULL THE PLUG ON THIS WHOLE SILLY SHOW IF WE DID NOT FEATURE MARDI GRAS

YEAH MISSOURI BABY! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE DRINKING THAT IS DONE HERE, IS IT WORTHY, IS IT IRISH QUALITY DRINKING THAT GOES ON AROUND HERE WELL WE'RE STARTING OFF, I'LL TELL YOU IN ABOUT 5 HOURS' TIME WHEN I'M POURIN EM. NOW SOMETHING TERRIBLE JUST HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE, TELL EVERYONE AT HOME WHAT JUST HAPPENED I JUST DROPPED MY DRINK

ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE A GOOD TIME AND LIKE PRECUM I DON'T KNOW IF PRECUM LOOKS LIKE THIS BUT IT KIND OF DOES

TELL ME ABOUT THAT DRINK YOU HAVE HAND GRENADE THE BEST DRINK THEY GOT ON BOURBON STREET -WHAT'S IN THAT? A WHOLE BUNCH OF ALCOHOL THAT'S ALL I KNOW NO ONE CARES -NO, NO ONE CARES A BUNCH OF BOOZE HOW MANY OF THOSE HAVE YOU HAD? BEADS FLYING (LAUGHS) WHERE ARE YOU FROM? -WE'RE FROM HERE WE'RE FROM NEW ORLEANS BORN AND RAISED I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO EXPLAIN THIS WHAT IS THIS FEELING THAT'S HERE BECAUSE THERE IS LIKE A HAPPINESS WHEN YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE IT'S NEW ORLEANS -SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR LOOKING AT BOURBON STREET, IT GOES LIKE 7 BLOCKS THAT WAY, AND THEN BEHIND ME IT GOES LIKE 7 BLOCKS THAT WAY UNBELIEVABLE ESPECIALLY BOURBON STREET PEOPLE COME HERE WITH ONE PURPOSE, WHAT IS IT? TO GET DRUNK -EAT SEAFOOD THAT'S A HUGE ASS BEER -YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT IS ITS AWESOME ! WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO PEOPLE AND WE SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOVING THIS HAND GRENADE RIGHT HERE. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S IN THAT WELL IT'S A SECRET RECIPE BUT ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS IT HAS GRAIN ALCOHOL IN IT SO IT'LL DEFINITELY PUT YOU UNDER I GUESS IS THE WORD STAND BY WHAT IS THIS MEDALLION RIGHT HERE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE LIKE I WAS SAYING EARLIER, YOU GET THE BEADS, YOU GET THE GIRLS, YOU WANT SOME BEADS ASK THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS? WELL I DO IT IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT PLACES AND I DRESS UP IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT STUFF BUT THIS SEEMS TO GET THE FUNNEST RESPONSE THAT'S 100% REPUBLICAN GUARANTEED ART JUST BECAUSE I LOOK GOOD DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT AN INSULT TO CALL SOMEONE A REPUBLICAN IS IT? NO, IT'S NOT. HA HA THIS KIND OF SUMS UP THE MARDI GRAS THING RIGHT? ANYTHING GOES, HAVE SOME FUN, LOTS OF SMILES AS LONG AS YOUR NOT HURTING ANYBODY AND HAVING A GOOD TIME LIKE I SAID THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME WE'RE ON LIKE T.V. AND SH# T YEAH! YEAH! TELL US ABOUT THE NECKLACE IT COST $10.00 ITS BUD LIGHT YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM BETWEEN BUDWEISER AND BUD LIGHT SO YOU COULD PUT A FISH IN THERE, MAYBE SOME GRAVEL I GUESS SO YOU HAVE TO BE 21 TO BUY IT BUT AS LONG AS THERE IS ONE AROUND IT'S ALL RIGHT I THINK WE DID A GOOD JOB HERE TONIGHT WITH... -WE DID, WE DID WE SHOWED THEM SOME PARADE, A LITTLE BIT OF PARADE A LOT OF DRUNK PEOPLE HE CAN'T CHUG ALL THAT, HE'LL DROP DEAD CARNIVAL THAT'S A HOLIDAY RIGHT? I MEAN WE CAN INCLUDE CARNIVAL, GOOD. ALL RIGHT WE HAVE OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION WE CAN INCLUDE CARNIVAL TAKE A LOOK ALTHOUGH HIS ONE IS IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, IT'S GOOD, IT'S CRAZY, IT'S SEXY, YOU'LL LIKE IT I'M BRAZILIAN I MUST WEAR THE BRAZIL COLORS (SPEAKING SPANISH) WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? YOU TELL ME, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND LOOK AT THESE COSTUMES GOING BY US RIGHT THERE CARNIVAL! PUT THAT AWAY FOR A SECOND, YOUR SCARING EVERYBODY I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW YOU TUCK IT IN I WAS TOLD THAT THIS IS THE PARTY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR FOR AUSTIN I THINK IT IS YES.

THIS IS WHAT CARNIVAL IS ALL ABOUT RIGHT HERE IT'S WHAT CARNIVAL IS ALL ABOUT

LOOK AT YOUR OUTFIT I KNOW THEY'RE FALLING OFF. I OFFICIALLY AWARD THESE TWO THE BEST COSTUMES

YOUR COSTUME IS JUST LIKE MINE, NOW LOOK AT THEIRS YOU KNOW WE'RE JUST KIND OF GOOFY AND FUN, THAT'S CRAZY THIS IS DIRTY SANCHEZ HIMSELF HELLO DIRTY HOW ARE YOU SIR, GOOD TO SEE YOU QUE PASO AMIGO, HOLA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO JUST LET IT FLY FEELS AWESOME. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WHAT DO YOU THINK? -I THINK IT'S GREAT, I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THIS A CONTINUAL TRADITION EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE SURE WE REPRESENT AUSTIN AWESOME! AUSTIN! THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT BABY YOU KNOW HALLOWEEN CAN BE PRETTY WILD WE'RE GOING TO PROVE THAT WITH AN EVENT CALLED THE EXOTIC EROTIC BALL PARTY ON! WE MADE YOUR PRESS RELEASE I SEE THAT WE MADE THE #1 BEST PARTY IN THE WORLD PLEASE TELL MY T.V. FRIENDS OUT THERE WHY THE EXOTIC/EROTIC IS AN EVENT THAT YOU NEED TO KEEP COMING BACK TO WELL YOU KNOW THERE IS SO MUCH TO SEE AND SO MUCH TO SMELL AND SO MUCH TO TOUCH

TELL ME WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE? WE HAVE ADULT NOVELTIES USUALLY A LOT OF DILDOS ARE MADE FOR GIRLS EXCITING THEM, WATCHING, THE GUY GETS TO WATCH THIS TIME THE GIRL GETS TO WATCH THE GUY OH GOTCHA

I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU WONT SEE A MIC LIKE THIS ON CNN MY FRIENDS

WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS, TELL OUR VIEWERS WHAT THE COSTUME IS NATURAL YOUR DRESSED AS NAKED MAN -NO, NATURAL NATURAL MAN YOU WERE NAKED ONCE I WAS AND I QUICKLY LEARNED IT WASN'T A WAY TO GO FOR ME (LAUGHS) HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ABLE TO JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THIS I MEAN SERIOUSLY TELL THEM WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO JUST BE FREE. TO BE MY SELF? YEAH (LAUGHS) IT FEELS GREAT RIGHT? -IT'S JUST FUN IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO EVERYWHERE YOU LIKE THAT MIC? -THAT'S NICE A LOT OF PEOPLE, MYSELF INCLUDED DON'T HAVE THE BALLS, NO PUN INTENDED TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS HOW DOES IT NICE SHOT BY THE WAY HOW DOES IT FEEL, TELL THEM OUT THERE HOW IT FEELS TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS IT'S VERY LIBERATING, VERY LIBERATING WE'RE GOING TO GO ALL NIGHT NAKED LIKE, LOOK AT THIS I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE HUMAN BODY I AGREE. -WE'VE BEEN PAINTING IT FOR CENTURIES RIGHT. WE JUST GO OUT AND HAVE A NICE TIME, A LOT OF NICE PEOPLE OUT HERE COME OUT AND MEET A LOT OF FOLKS LIKE YOU GUYS AND HAVE A GREAT TIME THIS IS WHAT I LIKE BECAUSE TRUST ME I'VE BEEN TO A LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTIES, YOU WILL NOT FIND A PARTY LIKE THIS WHERE IT'S JUST OKAY TO LET IF FLY YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PARTY LIKE THIS

IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE WE'VE DONE A LOT OF CRAZY PARTIES AND USUALLY THE WOMEN GO AHEAD AND GET NAKED BUT WHAT I NOTICE ABOUT THIS PARTY IS A LOT OF GUYS WALKING AROUND HERE.. OH MY GOSH I WAS HERE EARLIER AND THERE'S ALL THESE BIG, BIG GUYS WALKING AROUND WITH THESE LITTLE NEEDLE PENISES ABOUT THIS BIG, MAKES ME FEEL REALLY GOOD.

GOD BLESS AMERICA, LAND THAT I LOVE STAND BESIDE THEM AND GUIDE THEM EVERYDAY I LOOK, LOOK, LOOK VERY HAPPY I DON'T KNOW I'M VERY NERVOUS I TELL YA WE'VE SEEN YOU PRETTY MUCH GO ALL DAY WITH THAT DOWNSTAIRS DOES THAT THING GET SORE? YEAH BY THE END OF THE NIGHT (LAUGHS) TELL US ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT RIGHT HERE. IT IS JUST MY OWN ORIGINAL, JUST KIDDING I DON'T KNOW YOU CALL IT ITS JUST A WHATEVER IT'S A WHATEVER OUTFIT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, WALK US THROUGH IT I'M THE JOAN RIVERS OF THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL WELL I DECIDED TO DRESS UP AS A COP THAT'S EXTRA SEXY LET ME JUST GET OUT OF THE FRAME, HERE STEP BACK FIRST AND LET HER JUST BE ALONE, LOOK IT. THAT'S TELEVISION EVERYONE SCREENS JUST GOT MORE BEAUTIFUL PLEASE SERIOUSLY THEY'RE SICK OF SEEING ME, MY GOD WELL GOOD EVENING WHAT GOES ON IN THIS ROOM DO WE KNOW? THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME IN THE ROOM LET'S ENJOY THIS TOGETHER MY FRIENDS. WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS? OF COURSE HUGH HEFFNER AND A PLAYBOY BUNNY A VERY HOT PLAYBOY BUNNY AT HER FIRST EXOTIC EROTIC BALL EVER SHOW OFF YOUR OUTFIT FOR EVERYBODY, WHAT IS THIS? IT'S A HOOKER WE BOUGHT ALL THIS TODAY, LOOK HOW AMAZING SHE LOOKS. LOOK HOLD ON WATCH THIS YEAH SHE WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT DOESN'T SHE LOOK GOOD OR WHAT, I SAID THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE WEARING WE PICKED IT OUT TODAY AND WE'RE HERE HOW GREAT IS THIS TO HAVE A PARTY LIKE THAT WHERE YOU CAN JUST WEAR THAT IT'S WONDERFUL YOU CAN JUST DRESS DOWN INSTEAD OF DRESSING UP TELL US ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT RIGHT HERE, YOU LOOK VERY SEXY THANK YOU MY OUTFIT HAS BEEN FROM THE LAST FOUR YEARS MY OUTFIT HAS BEEN THE WAY IT IS, I LOVE IT THANK YOU VERY MUCH DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON DOWNSTAIRS WITH YOU ? WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT, CHECKING OUT THE LADIES WHAT'S YOUR MESSAGE TO HIM? -HI MY PU# # Y HURTS

WHAT ARE YOU? I CALL IT A COUPLE THINGS, SHE'S BLOW JOB BETTY AND I'M THE MACK DADDY RIGHT HERE YOU CAN JUST SAY IT'S A 69 THOUGH I LOVE IT HAVE YOU SEEN HIS COSTUME? WHAT DO YOU THINK? I LIKE IT, BUT I LIKE MINE BETTER YEAH I DO TOO OUR NEXT HOLIDAY, MEMORIAL DAY WHAT MAKES THAT SO WILD AND CRAZY GO OUT TO LAKE TRAVIS IN TEXAS YOU'LL SEE PUT THE KIDS TO BED RIGHT NOW, THEY CANNOT SEE THIS THIS IS PERFECT, THIS PLACE WE'RE HEADED RIGHT HERE IT'S CALLED DEVILS COVE RIGHT? -YES, DEVILS COVE AND TELL THEM PLEASE WHAT HAPPENS IN DEVIL'S COVE (SCREAMS) IT GETS CRAZY HOW MANY BOATS ARE WE SEEING THERE, 100-200? BUT IT'S LIKE SPRING BREAK EVERY WEEKEND OH SO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND EVERY WEEKEND EVEN IF IT'S CLOUDY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT POURING, WE'RE OUT NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT WE NEED TO SEE GOOD OLD FASHIONED YOU KNOW BOOZING UP THAT'S RIGHT BABY BRIAN MAY, TAKE IT AWAY LET'S TELL THEM WHAT'S UP IT'S LIKE 150 DEGREES THE SHORTS AREN'T WORKING FOR THIS GUY, A LITTLE TOO SHORT (LAUGHS) WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? -IT'S A BOX OF WINE WE TOOK OF THE BOX SO NOW IT'S JUST A BAG OF WINE, GOOD STUFF THOUGH

NICE! (SCREAMS) GOT ANOTHER CUSTOMER, RIGHT IN THE FACE.

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING YET TODAY HAVE YOU? THIS IS MY FIRST ONE (LAUGHS) (SCREAMS)

HE'S THROWING UP

ARE YOU LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME OR IS THIS JUST SOMETHING THAT THE LAKE BRINGS OUT OF YOU UH, THE LAKE ALWAYS BRINGS IT OUT IN YOU REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE HOLIDAY IS BUT YEAH PRETTY WILD

WHY IS THIS CALLED DEVIL'S COVE? IT'S CALLED DEVIL'S COVE BECAUSE THERE'S GIRLS LIKE US IN DEVIL'S COVE WATCH OUT YOUR HORNS ARE COMING OUT

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I GOT TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES OVER HERE AND I THINK THEY WANT JELLO SHOTS AND F# # KING BEER ALL OVER THEM. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET FREAKY

C'MON LET'S HEAR IT (CHEERS) WE'RE OFF TO HOLLYWOOD, HALLOWEEN IN HOLLYWOOD. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SEE SOMEONE DRESSED AS A PANTY DRAWER TALKING ABOUT HALLOWEEN IN HOLLYWOOD YEAH WHAT'S YOUR COSTUME? YOUR ART MANN HALLOWEEN IN HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN KEITH WHOA WHAT IS THIS? HEY I THINK TIGGER YOU HAVE THIS COSTUME WRONG, THAT'S THE TAIL BUDDY SORRY MY BAD TELL ME ABOUT THE COSTUMES, I THINK I GOT MINE FROM A STRIPPER STORE RIGHT. IT'S HALLOWEEN, WE CAN LOOK SLUTTY TODAY RIGHT? WHERE DO YOU FIND A STRIPPER STORE FOR PEOPLE WATCHING IF THEY WANT TO GO TO A STRIPPER STORE I THINK I WAS OBVIOUSLY IN HOLLYWOOD SOMEWHERE, I DON'T REMEMBER. IT'S CALLED FOREPLAY DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THIS IN JAPAN, PEOPLE IN JAPAN KNOW ABOUT THIS YEAH ON THE MAGAZINE. -OH SO THIS IS HUGE YEAH HUGE YOU ARE IN HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S..IM GOING TO GO HOME AND I'M GOIN GOT WATCH THIS I GOT MY 50 INCH PIONEER, WHAT'S GOING ON? I NEED A BOTTLE CAP OPENER WE ALL WORK IN A VIDEO STORE AND YOUR CHANNEL IS ON ALL DAY I'M SORRY YOU DON'T SEE THOSE LITTLE COSTUMES YOU BUY AT THE STORE AND IT'S LIKE PAPER AND EVERYTHING, YOU DON'T SEE THOSE HERE, EVERYONE'S COSTUME LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD GO RIGHT ONTO A MOVIE SET YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY -WHERE DO YOU GET THIS? I ACTUALLY MADE IT MYSELF -NOOOOO NOW YOU'VE SEEN THE SHOW YEAH TOWARDS THE END WE LIKE TO TALK TO DRUNK PEOPLE DO YOU FEEL BASED ON WHAT YOU'VE SEEN SO FAR, WILL WE FIND SOME DRUNK PEOPLE AT THIS EVENT HELL YEAH! (LAUGHS) I'M THE DEVIL -YEAH I KNOW THAT WHAT ARE YOU? -I'M A SCHOOL GIRL I'M A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT LOOK AT THIS DUDE, I'M GETTING A LITTLE SCARED RIGHT HERE OH MY GOODNESS WHAT ARE YOU SIR? I'M THE PANTY DRAWER IT WAS MY MOTHER'S OLD WEDDING GOWN IS THAT TRUE, YEAH IT'S TRUE THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL -I JUST CUT IT UP I CUT THE BOTTOM AND I CUT THE TOP GET A SHOT OF THE PANTY DRAWER I GOT THE F# # KING EGG RIGHT HERE GOING ON FULL GEAR RIGHT HERE SEE THIS VIBRATOR IN MY HAND I GOT THE F# # KING POCKET ROCKET EVERYTHING IS GOING

NICELY DONE. WE LIKE THAT COSTUME RIGHT? GOOD COSTUME, YEAH DUDE THAT'S CREEPY SCARY, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE

THAT'S NOT LIKE A REAL CHAINSAW IS IT? (MOTOR STARTS)

SHOWER WITH YOUR CLOTHES

HEY KEITH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

I'M A MARRIED WATERMAN SEE THE RING -YEAH I SEE THAT THAT'S BEAUTIFUL HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT? HABLA ESPANOL? OH, THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE TELL THEM WHAT YOU ARE. SO TECHNICALLY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A GOLD DIGGER YEAH THAT'S IT, YEAH GOLD DIGGER? HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS, WHAT WAS THE INSPIRATION? I DON'T KNOW JUST FELT LIKE DIGGING GOLD. YOU HAD TO DECIDED YOU WERE GOING TO BE THIS A LONG TIME AGO NO. ACTUALLY NO. -GET OUT IT WAS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO DUDE THAT'S DISGUSTING THANK YOU DO WE LIKE SLUTTER FLY YES, (CHEERS) IS THAT SICK? -YEAH KIND OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU? THE IDEA IS A WEREWOLF GOT A HOLD OF MY THROAT THERE YOU GO AND HE DIDN'T LET GO -HE DIDN'T LET GO FOR A LONG TIME THIS IS L.A. RIGHT HERE WHAT ARE YOU? I'M LINCOLN AND ROSE RIGHT HERE, 99 CENT STORE WE LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE THAT AREA LITTLE LOOSENED UP THAT WOULD BE ME -SO PERFECT RIGHT? RIGHT. ALL RIGHT SO THANK THEM FOR WATCHING AT HOME THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME YOU MAKE THE MONEY, YOU BRING THE MONEY IN IT'S ALL GOOD THANK YOU ALL RIGHT A LITTLE PLUG FOR THE WEBSITE, ARTMANN.COM RBAND DOT COM? -CLOSE ENOUGH THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD SITE TOO BUT WHEN YOUR DONE CHECKING THAT OUT CHECK OUT ARTMANN.COM IT'S RIGHT ON THE SCREEN. -WHAT IS IT? IT'S ON THE SCREEN THEY CAN'T SCREW IT UP I DON'T SEE A F# # KING SCREEN

THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK, WE HAD FUN WE CELEBRATED SOME HOLIDAYS TOGETHER IT WAS GOOD KEEP THOSE EMAILS COMING, DON'T FORGET ARTMANN.COM IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN ORDER AN OFFICIAL ARTMANN PRESENTS KANGAROO SCROTUM OH YOU WONT SEE RATHER PUT HIS NAME ON A SACK SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT IS THIS COSTUME EXACTLY THERE IS THIS INTERESTING FEATURE ON THE BACK I'M A LITTLE BUMBLE BEE WHAT IS THAT? PULL ONE OUT. DO WHAT?

LIFE IS TOO SHORT JUST ENJOY AS MUCH YOU CAN NOTHING IS GUARANTEED

WHAT DO YOU THINK? (LAUGHS)