The Best of Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 101

Episode Title: The Wildest Sporting Events

Description: This week it's the craziest of all the sports that we could find. You'll see everything from the Indy 500 to some drunken softball game.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK THE WILDEST SPORTING EVENTS

YOU ARE ON ART MANN PRESENTS -OH SWEEPING THE NATION

(ART'S THEME MUSIC)

HOW YOU GUYS DOING? WELCOME TO THE SHOW ART MANN HERE, WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL THIS WEEK WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT THE WILDEST SPORTING EVENTS WE COVERED OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS AND WE'RE GOING TO START STRONG THE GENIUS' AT PLAYBOY CAME UP WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED PLAYBOY GOLF, THEY'VE COMBINED PLAYMATES, GOLF AND DRINKING TAKE A LOOK SORRY IF YOU WERE HOPING TO SEE A BUNCH OF GOLF ON THIS SHOW THEY'VE CHANNELS DEDICATED JUST TO THAT THIS IS SOME TIGHT RACING

TELL US ABOUT YOUR WHAT IS THIS HOLE WHAT NUMBER ARE WE? THIS IS THE 13TH HOLE -LUCKY #13 SPONSORED BY MONSTER

WHAT HAPPENED WE CAUGHT THAT WHOLE THING ON TAPE JUST EXPLAIN

WHAT WENT WRONG, WHAT WENT TERRIBY WRONG IT ALL STARTED WHEN I GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING WHAT ARE WE DOING? -WE'RE GETTING IN THE POOL SEE THIS IS THE FUN HOLE -C'MON LETS GO I'M NOT DRESSED CAN WE SHOW THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT LITTLE PIECE OF JEWLERY YOU HAVE RIGHT HERE OH NOTHING DAM THAT'S SICK, IT GIVES ME CHILLS

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH PLAYBOY GOLF

IT'S TIME FOR THE OTL TOURNAMENT I DON'T KNOW THIS IS THE WHACKIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN OTL RULES! OTL, SAN DIEGO !

SOFTBALL WHAT? WE JUST LIKE TO DRINK YOU SHOW YOUR TITS THAT'S ALL IT'S ABOUT DEBAUCHERY, ALCOHOL, HAVING FUN

THIS IS THE 52ND YEAR OF THE TOURNAMENT AND IT'S JUST GETTING BIGGER AND BETTER AND IT'S A GREAT THING FOR SAN DIEGO AND A GREAT THING THE CITY LET'S US HAVE OUT HERE

TELL THEM PLEASE THE RULES OF THE GAME DRINK, RULE #1 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAME, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS VOLLEY BALL DRINK AND SHOW YOUR TITS YOU GOTTA HAVE 3 ON 3 THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE ON THIS SIDE, THREE PEOPLE ON THAT SIDE

WHAT SHOULD SHE BE DOING HERE? SHE'S GOT TO CHOKE UP A LITLTE BUT AND HOLD IT CLOSER TO HER MOUTH AND THEN SHE'LL GET A GREAT HIT

TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE LONG BEACH GRAD PRIX LOT OF DIFFERENT EVENTS THAT GO ON AROUND THE LONG BEACH GRAND PRIX. THIS IS SOME KIND OF CELEBRITY RACE WE'VE LIED TO A COUPLE PEOPLE TO GET IN HERE BUT WE'RE IN NOW SO LET'S TALK TO SOME CELEBRITIES

NOW TELL ME YOU WERE JUST OUT THERE, WHAT'S THE TRACK LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN IT WAS THIS MORNING, A LITLTE MORE GRIP, IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN, MAN, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL TRACK TO BE RACING ON AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN YOUR TALKING LIKE A RACE DRIVER -I LOVE IT MAN YEAH I WAS CHASING THE SET UP ALL MORNING NO, NO... IF I WERE TO BE BEHIND YOU ON THE TRACK, I WOULD NOT KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO BECAUSE THIS IS KARL MALONE OUT THERE A LOT OF THIS A LOT OF UNPREDICTABLE ACTION. I JUST LIKE MY COACHES USED TO TELL ME ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE I WAS JUST TALKING TO KARL MALONE. HE COULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD YOU ARE OUT THERE. REALLY? THAT WAS A SPIT TAKE THAT WAS GOOD. THE NEXT SPORT WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE SHOW TITLE WE'VE HAD SO FAR IT'S DRUNK PEOPLE THROWING FISH. CAN'T DO THAT ON ANY OTHER CHANNEL. TELL THEM WHY WE'RE IN ALABAMA THIS WEEK WE'RE HERE FOR THE MULLET TOSS THIS IS A 22ND ANNUAL MULLET TOSS 1 17 7-1/4

HOW DID YOU LEARN ABOUT THE MULLET TOSS HOW DID I LEARN ABOUT IT? YOU CAN'T LIVE IN THIS AREA AND NOT LEARN ABOUT THE MULLETT TOSS ARE YOU GUYS CHUCKING THE FISH? -WE MIGHT I MIGHT BE A CONTESTANT. WE PROMISE NOT TO SHOW THIS TO ANYONE, WHAT IS THE SECRET, HOW DID YOU GET TO THROW IT THAT FAR? I WAS TOLD IN LINE YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE MULLET AND THEN YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR THUMB UNDER THE GILLS AND THROW IT LIKE THAT SO YOUR BREAKING HIS BACK TO CREATE MORE OF A ROUND FISH AND THEN I DIDN'T QUITE GET THE FINGER YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR THUMB IN THE GILLS LIKE WHERE THEY BREATHE RIGHT? THAT WAY IT'S NOT SLIPPERY WE FOUND IT YOUR LOOKING AT A LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO THROW A FISH WHO WANTS TO TELL ME ABOUT TECHNIQUE IT'S ALL ABOUT BENDING THE FISH IN HALF SO THAT YOU GET IT AS DENSE, LIKE A BALL TELL THEM WHAT YOUR GOING TO GET IF YOU WIN. $500 BAR TAB THERE IS ALSO A PLAQUE, ISNT THAT THE EXCITING PART? OH YOU GET A TROPHY TOO -YEAH SOME DUMB TROPHY BUT A $500 BAR TAB WE HAVE ONE MORE MULLET TOSS VIRGIN AND SHE BROKE THE BACK OF HER FISH, SHE'S ABOUT READY TO TOSS IT GO AHEAD CAROLYN

ALL RIGHT BUT AT LEAST SHE KNOWS TO GO GET HER FISH WITHOUT BEING TOLD. WE HAVE A MULLET AT THE MULLET TOSS HOW YOU DOING MY MAN? -NICE TO MEET YOU SHOW OFF THIS HAT RIGHT HERE. I'M BIF PIB WHAT'S YOUR NAME? BIF PIB B-I-F-P-I-B LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT HERE. (LAUGHS) I LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT'S ORGANIC THEY DIDN'T JUST START DOING THAT BECAUSE WE WERE SHOOTING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THAT'S A BEER BONG IN THE WILD TELL US ABOUT THE MULLET TOSS MY MULLET FRIEND MULLET TOSS THE WAY I LIKE TO DESCRIBE MULLET TOSS IS TALLADEGA WIHTOUT THE CARS NICE. IT IS TALLADEGA WITHOUT THE CARS I'M TELLING YOU IT'S AMAZING TO ME THAT PEOPLE HAVE COME UP WITH THIS NEXT EVENT TURTLES RACE, PEOPLE DRINK. GENIUS. TURTLE RAING IS SO SICK BROTHER THERE'S TURTLES, THEY'RE RACING THERE'S A BUNCH OF CHICKS BENDING OVER AND GETTING THEIR SKIRTS LIFTED UP TURTLE RACING IS CRAZY. -IT'S TURTLE TIME MY FRIEND

EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT WE GET COLLEGE KIDS, WE GET PEOPLE OF ALL AGES

TELL THEM WHERE YOUR FROM? I'M FROM SWEDEN, MALMA DO YOU HAVE TURTLE RACING IN SWEDEN? NO. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN AT A TURTLE RACE ACTUALLY TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS, THE TURTLE RACES SEXY. IT'S SEXY. IT'S SEXY IS SHE THE ONE WE KEEP SEEIGN WITH THE KISSING? YEAH. IF EMMA WINS, THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF KISSING TONIGHT YOU SEE THE THEME HERE AND THEN ALL THE THINGS WE COVER SEEM TO HAVE THE SPORT GOING ON AND THE BOOZING GOING ON SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD CONTINUE THAT FINE TRADITION. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AT VOLLEY BALL AND BOOZING A LOT OF CRAZY EVENTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY YOU KNOW I THINK WE'VE CHOSEN WISELY ARE THERE ENOUGH DRINK PEOPLE HERE TO QUALIFY FOR A GOOD CRAZY EVENT. THIS IS ONE OF THE TOP 5 RANDOM EVENTS IN AMERICA

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL SCENE THOUGH THE BLUE SKY THE BROWN SAND, THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES THIS IS WHAT WE KNOW, IT'S 6 MAN VOLLEYBALL WE KNOW IT ATTRACST THE BEST CROWD IN THE WORLD, THIS IS AMAZING, WE KNOW THERE IS SOME ALCOHOL THAT'S REALLY ALL WE KNOW -YOU KNOW EVERYTING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT

WELL I'M A FRENCH MAID I UNFORTUNATELY LOST MY FEATHER DUSTER BUT I LOST A LOT OF TIPS TOO DURING PLAY THERE ARE NO RULES AND WE GOT 32 GUYS ON OUR TEAM WE HAVE..OH SORRY ABOUT THAT WE HAVE VOLLEY BALL PLAYERS AND THEN WE HAVE BEER DRINKERS TEAM HIGHER MAINTENANCE WE'RE LOSIGN OUR VOICES FROM CHEERING TOO LOUD HOW HAVE YOU DONE TODAY? YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM WE DID REALLY WELL WE HAD THE BEST CHEERS HERE WE'VE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE ABOUT THIS, SUPPOSEDLY THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF TEAMS, TEAMS THAT WANT TO WIN AND TEAMS THAT WANT TO DRINK, BUT WE'RE LEARNING TODAY THT THERE IS NO REAL LINE THERE NO, OF COURSE THERE IS NO REAL LINE YOU WANT TO DRINK, YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST TEAM THAT IS DRINKING TELL THEM WHAT THEY'RE MISSING RIGHT NOW? HERMOSA BEACH/MANHATTAN BEACH THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT WHAT HAPPENED? -JUST DRANK TOO MANY BEERS I WAS REALLY TRASHED AND I COULDN'T GET THE BALL OVER THE NET NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES PLAYING BASKETBALL

YOUR OBVIOUSLY A VERY ATHLETIC MAN REALLY? CHICKS DIG ME BECAUSE I'M ATHLETIC YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? LOOK AT THOSE, WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE? IT'S CALLED CHALK, I GOT CALKY SKIN WHAT'S GOING ON MAN? A LITTLE DRY UP HERE IN DENVER.

THERE ARE TWO TEAMS DENVER, AND THE NUGGETS, DON'T ASK ME WHO REALLY WE'RE DENVER PLAYING THE NUGGETS AND OBVIOUSLY WE'RE HERE IN DENVER YOU JUST LOST YEAH WE WERE ROBBED, I DIDN'T LOSE WE WERE ROBBED I GOT THREE OF EM AND WE WON WITHOUT MY 3 POINTS GUESS WHAT, WE WOULD HAVE LOST BY 2 SO DONALD FASION CAME TO PLAY HIS TEAM OF COURSE WE PLAYED AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PARTY LET'S WATCH YOU WALK AWAY, WE'RE OUT WANT TO GO TO SOUTH BEACH WITH US RIGHT NOW? HUH? IT'S MAGIC, LET'S GO. WE WENT TO THE SUPERBOWL AND WE CHECKED OUT ALL THE THINGS THAT GO ON AROUND THE SUPERBOWL WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL WITHOUT GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL, DO YOU FOLLOW THAT? YEAH DEFINITELY WE'ER NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE THE GAME, ALTHOUGH I LOVE FOOTBALL WE'RE NOT GOING TO SEE THE GAME, WE'RE JUST GOING TO SEE EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON AROUND THE SUPERBOWL HERE IN MIAMI NICE. YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT OVER THIS HILL? YEAH NEW FOUND GLORY IS PLAYING NEW FOUND GLORY AND ALSO THERE IS SOME KIND OF CELEBRITY FLAG FOOTBALL YEAH STEVE-O -PERFECT TELEVISION RIGHT? DEFINITELY, ALL RIGHT LET'S GO OVER THERE

HEY MAN, I LIKE YOU I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A BLOW JOB DUDE, DO YOU WANT ONE? (LAUGHS) WHAT WE'RE DOING IS WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL DO YOU FEEL THAT IN THIS CITY THAT'S POSSIBLE? OH DEFINITELY OUR SHOW IS MORE ABOUT MIAMI THAN IT IS ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL ITSELF SO TALK TI ME ABOUT THE CITY IT IS NO BETTER CITY TO HOST A SUPERBOWL THAN MIAMI FLORIDA, I MEAN THE WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS. WE HAVE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL COACHES DOWN HERE I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER PLACE I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW THAN MIAMI FLORIDA, IT'S JUST TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL AND THEY NEED TO HAVE IT HERE EVERY YEAR I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN OUR SHOW BUT WE LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE, THAT'S WHAT WE FOCUS ON DRUNK PEOPLE ! (SCREAMS) BOY THEN LET ME..ALLOW ME TO CLEAR THE AIR SEE THIS SAYS LIGHT BEER, COORS HOLD ON WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE OF STEVE-O A LOT OF FUN, LET'S GO COMO ESTAS MIAMI

IF EVER THERE WAS AN INTERCEPTION THAT I WISH I COULD OVERRULE

20 YEARS I WANT TO LOOK BACK AND SAY I WAS A WINNER I THINK HE HAD SOME SLEEPYTIME TEA

SOME HUGE FIELD SET UP RIGHT HERE ON SOUTH BEACH, SHOW EM THE FILED ADAM IT'S AN ENDZONE CELEBRATION DANCE WITH CELEBRITY JUDGES AND THE PRIZE ON THE LINE TWO TICKEST TO THE SUPERBOWL THAT'S HUGE. WHAT'S YOUR PEOPLE DO TO WIN THIS THING? OH MAN LOOK HERE MAN MY THING IS TO GO IN AND DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO YOU KNOW I BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS, THAT'S MY SPECALITY WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING TO THE TABLE? TELL THEM WHAT YOUR GOING TO BRING? I REALLY CAN'T SAY IT'S JUST GOING TO BE LIKE A MONTAGE OF ALL MY MOVES CAN YOU JUST PLEASE GIVE US A LITTLE TASTE, JUST A LITTLE TASTE OK I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE UPDATE, JUST UPDATE DANCE I'M SAYING THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.

BUG BUBBA WHO ARE THE JUDGES WE GOT DEANGELO HALL FROM THE ATLANTA FALCONS AND WE GOT CHAD JOHNSON, CINCINATTI BENGALS AND WE GOT YOURS TRULY STEPHEN BAXTER FOR THE ST. LOUIS RAMS WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR. I'M LOOKING FOR ATTITUDE I'M LOOKING FOR ATTITUDE, I THINK CHAD BOY IS MORE THE CHOREOGRAPHER BUT I'M LOOKING FOR ATTITUDE AND DEMEANOR, I'M LOOKING FOR STAGE PRESENCE

FIRST OF ALL, YOU CLEARLY ARE SEXIER THAN ANY OF THE OTHER CONTESTANTS BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? -ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BRING TO THE TABLE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE UP TO HERE? I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I SHOULD START TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES AT THIS POINT THAT LOOKS KIND OF COOL TO ME YEAH THAT'S A LITTLE GUILTY RIGHT THERE THAT DANCE IF I COULD JUST HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR YOU I WOULD SAY JUST BE SEXY BECAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE HERE CAN DO IF IT COMES IN THE CROWD I DO NOT THINK THEY'RE GOING TO CHEER FOR ME BECAUSE THEY'RE CONTESTING AGAINST ME

TELL ME ABOUT THE FASHION DOWN HERE IN SOUTH BEACH BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR CLEARLY THE FASHION IN SOUTH BEACH, WELL YOU DON'T WANT TO WEAR A WHOLE LOT OF CLOTHES WHEN YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT AND HUMID, YOU JUST ALMOST FEEL COMFORTABLE NOT WEARING AS MUCH YOU LOOK COMFORTABLE WHY IS SOUTH BEACH SO SEXY, WHAT MAKES IT SEXY I THINK SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE HUMIDITY AND I LOVE IT I THINK HUMIDITY EXUDES SEX, I MEAN HMM IT JUST GOES HAND IN HAND WHY DO YOU SMELL SO GOOD? CAN WE ELABORATE ON THAT? DO I BECAUSE I THINK I'VE OVER COMPENSATED WITH OILS AND YOU SMELL VERY GOOD AND BREATH FRESHENER BECAUSE I HAD CUBAN FOOD TODAY SO I FEEL LIKE THERE IS A LOT OF GARLIC HAPPENING BUT OUR BOSS IS MARK CUBAN -OH OKAY I'VE MET HIM BEFORE -I BLAME YOU BECAUSE YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS

OH, WHAT A SURPRISE ANOTHER EVENT RIGHT HERE IN SOUTH BEACH THIS ONE IS CALLED VOLLEYPALOOSA YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS, IT'S BASICALLY JUST A BUNCH OF MODELS PLAYING VOLLEYBALL, TAKE A LOOK

ARENT YOU GUYS AFRAID OF MAYBE SCRAPING YOUR FLAWLESS BODIES OH NO. C'MON THIS IS ALL FOR FUN ANYBODY IS WELCOME COME WATCH IT'S FUN WHAT IF YOU HAVE A PHOTOSHOOT NEXT WEEK AND YOU HAVE A BIG RASPBERRY THERE IS MAKE UP IT'S OKAY -I LIKE YOUR STYLE I LIKE HOW RELAXED YOU ARE, I THINK SOME OF THE GUYS THAT ARE PLAYING IN THE FOOTBALL GAME SHOULD TAKE SOME NOTES ON YOU GUYS, MAYBE DANCE A LITTLE ON THE SIDELINES, RIGHT? TELL US HOW SERIOUS DO YOU TAKE THIS? NOT VERY SERIOUS, IT'S ALL FOR FUN AS SERIOUS AS WALKING DOWN THE RUNWAY DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE THEY'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE MODELS DOING ALL SPORTS, MODELS PLAYING FOOTBALL RIGHT? DEFINITELY MAN. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED THEY WERE JUST A BETTER TEAM ALL AROUND I DON'T KNOW WE HAD FUN BUT LOSING HERE LIKE IT'S NOT GOING TO DEVASTATE YOU YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T RUIN MY DAY AT ALL, IT'S SUNNY OUT, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WE'RE STILL GOING TO PARTY, SO THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT, YOUR ARE OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT BUT YOUR STILL IN SOUTH BEACH -EXACTLY

OHHH I LIKE THIS NEXT ONE, WE HEAD UP TO WASHINGTON STATE TO CHECK OUT THE MOST INSANE PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN JUST RUNNING THESE HORSES OVER A CLIFF TAKE A LOOK, SUICIDE RACE THERE IS A GIANT HILL OVER THERE THESE GUYS RACE DOWN IT, IT'S CALLED THE WORLD FAMOUS SUICIDE RACE ONCE YOU HEAR THE NAME, YOU HAVE TO SEE WHAT IT IS RIGHT?

YOU ARE NO STRANGER TO RUNNING INTO THIS ARENA #1 WHAT IS THAT FEELING OH THAT'S A FEELING TOO THAT IS INDESCRIBALBE BEUCASE TO ME IT'S EQUIVILENT TO WINNING THE INDY, A LOT OF THESE LOCALS ROUND HERE COMPARE IT TO AND IT'S TOUGH I SPENT A LOT OF YEARS, I BEEN RACING IN IT SINCE 1975 (SCREAMS)

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN? IT FEELS REALLY GOOD, IT JUST HASN'T HIT ME YET TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TONIGHT THIS GUY I GOT A LINE REAL GOOD AND HE SHOT OUT THERE AND WE GOT OUT THERE TO THE EDGE AND I AINT KIDDIGN IT FELT LIKE I WAS ON ONE OF THOSE FLYING SQUIRRELS HE JUST TUCKED HIS WHOLE LEGS WAY OUT THERE AND HE WAS AIRBORN FOR ABOUT 30 FEET AND HE CAUGHT RIGHT UP TO EVERYTHING. NOW WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT SOME EXTREME SPORTS, MAYBE SOME BMX, SOME FREESTYLE MOTORCROSS THE WHOLE THING, IT WAS ALL GOING ON RIGHT ON THE BEACH IN CALIFORNIA WE ARE IN HUNTINGTON BEACH THIS PLACE IS THE ORIGINAL SURF CITY SO WE'RE HERE FOR A BIG SURFING EVENT BUT THIS IS CALIFORNIA SO SURFING IS COOL BUT IT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH SO WHAT ELSE ARE WE GOING TO HAVE? HOW ABOUT SOME FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS

THIS IS A BIG SCORE RIGHT HERE, YOU'RE A SUPERHERO BUDDY

NOW TELL US WE'RE WALKING ON THE COURSE AND I'M LOOKNIG RIGHT HERE AT THIS JUMP YOU GO OFF, WALK US THORUGH THAT, GIMME SOME OF THE STATS ON THAT JUMP WELL WE HAVE PRETTY MUCH A 75 FOOT GAP GOING ABOUT 35 FEET HIGH IN THE AIR WITH REALLY NOT MUCH ROOM FOR MISTAKES

SO HOW DID YOU DO? WHERE ARE WE SITTING RIGHT NOW? I JUST ADAVNCED TO THE FINAL HELLO!

TELL US WHAT KIND OF TRICKS DO YOU DO ON A LONG BOARD TO WIN A CONTEST LIKE THIS YOU JUST BASICALLY TRY AND STAY ON THE FRONT HALF FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN YOU KNOW THAT SEEMS TO SCORE REALLY WELL AND IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT WITH THE CONDITIONS OUT THERE IT WASN'T EXACTLY THE BEST OF WAVES BUT IT'S OKAY I LOVE THE MOTORSPORTS, ITS TIME TO LOOK AT A VERY SPECIAL MOTOR SPORT, IT'S A BUNCH OF REDNECKS RACING THROUGH MUD. SWAMP BUGGY RACING

YEAH!

SO IF YOUR WONDERING WHAT THE SIPPY HOLE IS, THAT IS THE SIPPY HOLE SHE'S ACTUALLY STUCK IN IT RIGHT NOW AND WITH THIS FORM OF RACING, YOU KNOW WITH OTHER RACING YOU DRAW OUT THE YELLOW FLAG AND THE OTHER COMPETITORS GO SLOW IF YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RACE COURSE

THERE AINT NO YELLOW FLAGS HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THE FLAG MAN, I SEE GREEN AND I SEE CHECKERED. I LOVE THAT SHIRT YUP JOHN BEER SEE HERE ANYTIME THERE'S RACING THEY'RE'S GOT TO BE BOOZE GOTTA HAVE EVERYTHING ELSE C'MON DOWN. WHAT YOUR LOOKING AT IS THE JEEP CLASS MAKING THEY'RE WAY OUT INTO THE SWAMP THE MILE O MUD. HERE COMES THE SIPPY HOLE IN 3, 2, UHHH THE SIPPY HOLE WHAT IS THE REDNECK SATURATION RIGHT NOW? 100% REDNECK HEAVEN PROBABLY 99% THAT IS 100% REDNECK -THAT IS AS HARDCORE AS YOU CAN GET RIGHT THERE.

YOU'RE THE BIG FEATURE WINNER RIGHT? -YES SIR. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. OH YEAH WE'RE GETTING READY TO GET WET ONE MORE TIME.

I GOT A LITTLE TRAVEL TIP FOR YOU, IF YOUR GOING TO GO TO THE INDY 500 YOU GOTTA GO THE FRIDAY BEFORE TO CARVE DAY THIS ACCESS RIGHT HERE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL, LOOK AT LAKE OF THE OZARKS IT WE'RE RIGHT HERE, INDY CARS. MICHAEL SEROIUSLY HOW DOES THIS FEEL TO GET BEHIND THAT WHEEL AGAIN? IT'S BEEN FEELING GOOD, REALLY FEELING GOOD AND IT'S REALLY COOL TO BE OUT THERE WITH MY KID. I CAN'T TELL YOU I CAME OVER HERE A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO INDYAPOLIS WAS DEAD. WENT AROUND THERE THREE DAYS AGO AND WAS LIKE IT FELT LIKE MIAMI BEACH, WHEN I LEAVE EVERYONE WAS OUT THERE IT WAS SUPER COOL, I REALLY LIKE IT TELL EVERYONE WATCHING IF THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT MAYBE GOING INTO THIS, MAYBE IT'S A YOUNG GUY OUT THERE WANTS TO BE A RACE DRIVER, DO CHICKS DIG THIS OR WHAT? OH, THEY LOVE IT

CAN YOU THROW ONE OF THOSE FEET UP HERE AND SHOW THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHAT YOUR WEARING? IT'S KIND OF JUST A LITTLE PUMA RACE BOOT, IT'S GOT MY SIGNATURE HERE, MY FLAG HERE AND THEN OBVIOULSY MY RACE NUMBER HERE WHAT TIME DO YOU THINK THE BOOZING STARTED OUT THERE OH, I SAW SOME PEOPLE DRINKING WHEN I DRIVE IN AND I DRIVE IN AT 8 IN THE MORNING SO THEY'RE DEFINITELY UNDER THE INFLUENCE BUT THEY'RE DEFINATLY HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH IT WHAT TIME DID WE START DRINKING TODAY GIRLS? THREE THAT'S IT HOW ABOUT THAT ONE, 3 YEAH YOU NAME IT WE DID IT (SCREAMS)

CAN WE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MARIO RIGHT HERE THIS IS YOUR SON'S CAR RIGHT? YEAH THIS IS MICHAELS CAR I SAW THESE KIND OF JUMP TO A LITTLE BIT LIKE HEY THE BOSSES DAD IS COMING, DID YOU SEE THAT? OH YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT OUR LAST SPORT OF THE NIGHT GOING OUT TO THE SAND AND JUST HAVING A BLAST I'M JUST WALKING AROUND HERE SMILING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF ALL THIS IF YOU LOOK THERE'S JUST MOVEMENT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ON A MOTORIZED DEVICE

SEE I LOVE MOTORIZED STUFF SO I'M LOVING THIS I LIKE THE SMELL OF IT, I LIKE HAVING TO YELL TO YOU BECAUSE IT'S EVERYWHERE BUT WHAT IS THE PONIT OF THIS GIANT HILL JUST SCREAMING BACK AND FORTH UP THE HILL IT'S THERE WE GOT TO CLIMB IT REAL FAST, THAT'S ALL IT IS CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE HOTTEST QUAD RIDER WE SAW TODAY WELL THANK YOU THE AWARD GOES TO YOU WE HAVE A SHOW CALLED DAN RATHER REPORTS ON THE NETWORK RIGHT AND SOMETIMES THERE'S A LITTLE PRESSURE ON ME TO BRING SOME CONTENT TO THE TABLE DO YOU KNOW SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT GLAMIS FOR US SO WE CAN HAVE SOME CONTENT? NOT MUCH. -YEAH ME NEITHER WE'RE SCREWED

OH MY GOD, HOLY CRAP DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS MOTORIZED STUFF. THAT WAS AWESOME WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE? IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S EVER GOING TO END AS A PASSENGER WHAT DO YOU THINK? I SH# T MY PANTS.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I'M LOOKNIG AT HERE. THIS IS A QUARTER MILE TRACK IT'S JUST A WIDE OPEN TRACK, SAND DRAGS EVERY AFTERNOON AT 4 O'CLOCK EVERYBODY SHOWS UP HERE TO SHOW OFF WHAT THEY GOT. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WE GET TO COME OUT HERE AND JUMP THE CAR LONG AND HARD AND EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE IT I'M VERY CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT HERE? IT'S A F# # KING PARTY. CAN I THROW THE F BOMB IN THERE? YOU JUST THREW ONE OUT THERE -SORRY

THAT'S IT FOLKS WE'RE DONE THIS WEEK, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING THE SAME THINGS WE ENJOY, MAN WE SEEM TO BE FOCUSING ON DRUNK PEOPLE, IT'S BECOMING LIKE THE THING WHATEVER? RIGHT. THEY'RE ENTERTAINING DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

THANKS FOR WATCHING TELL ME ABOUT THIS MACHINE, THERE IS NO SNOW, WE'RE IN VEGAS, WE'RE IN A PARKING LOT HOW DO YOU DO IT? BASICALLY JUST COME INTO IT SAVING POWER AND JUST POP OFF THE TOP OF THE RAMP LIKE DOING A WHEELIE ON A DIRTBIKE.

GIMME SOME STATS FOR SOME OF THE GUYS WATCHING LIKE RUN DOWN THE STATS ON YOUR MACHINE THIS SLED RIGHT HERE IS A 440 PRO XR MADE BY POLARIS SNOWMOBILES BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS BONE STOCK UNDER THE HOOD, NO TWEAKING OR ANYTHING IT'S ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED IT

GET A SHOT OF THIS, HUGE BALLS ON THIS GUY