Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 314 - TV14

Episode Title: Wisconsin Summerfest

Description: On this week's show, we travel to the Cheese State for some music, bratwurst, beer and fried Twinkies.

Transcript:

HELLO MY FRIENDS THIS WEEK WERE IN THE CHEESE STATE FOR SUMMER FEST THE WORLDS LARGEST MUSIC FESTIVAL. TRANSLATION A WHOLE LOT OF DRUNK PEOPLE

PEOPLE DRINKING ALCOHOL LISTENING TO MUSIC IS A GOOD THING. GOD BLESS SUMMER FEST.

WHY DO THEY CALL THIS THE BADGER STATE A LOT OF BEAVERS? is that it THIS IS THE MOST EMAILED EVENT WE'VE EVER COVERED NICE THE COLOR MATCHES WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS I'M WEARING THIS DOPEY CHEESE HEAD BECAUSE UH WERE IN WISCONSIN THE CHEESE STATE THE BADGER STATE. WHY IS IT CALLED THE BADGER STATE? DO WE KNOW THAT? DON'T GET INTO THAT OH WE'LL PUT IT ON THE SCREEN LATER, LOOKS LIKE I'M SMART TOO LATE FOR THAT HEY COME HERE HELP US OUT A LITTLE BIT. COME HERE MAN, IT'S THINGS THIS THING THAT WERE AT IS CALLED SUMMER FEST WERE GONNA GET SOME INFO ON IT COME HERE SIR WHAT'S GOING ON HOW YOU DOING ART MANN? NICE TO MEET YOU NICE TO MEET YOU T6ELL ME ABOUT THIS WERE JUST STARTING THE SHOW SO YOUR KNOWLEDGE HAS COME AT A PERFECT TIME BEFORE WE GET TO WHAT THIS IS WHY DO THEY CALL IT THE BADGER STATE. NO IDEA ANYONE KNOW WHY IT'S A BADGER STATE, WHY IS IT THE BADGER STATE? NO ONE HAS A CLUE. NOW I DON'T FEEL SO BAD. I KNOW BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH WISCONSIN. WE DON'T CARE ANYWAY YOU KNOW WHY WE DON'T CARE WHY IS THAT CAUSE WE GOT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC SUMMER FEST AND BEER, SO GIVE ME A LIST OF THINGS THAT WERE GONNA FIND HERE, BEER, WOMEN WOMEN, NICE ROCK AND ROLL, SWEAT, SUN, HOPEFULLY SOME SHADE SUMMER FEST DRUNK PEOPLE, BEER AND MUSIC

WE WATCH YA'LL EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT. ART MANN HOW YOU DOING BUDDY DUDE I'M GREAT AND IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BEER IN YOUR HAND. I'VE GOT A COUPLE ACTUALLY I'M KEEPING TRACK OF HOW MANY I'M DRINKING. EVERY NIGHT IT'S ON TWICE WE WATCH THE CENSORED, THEN THE UNCENSORED RIGHT THE DESERT YEAH WE SHOULD EXPLAIN THAT TO PEOPLE CAUSE THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE EMAIL THEY SAY WHAT'S UP HOW COME THERE'S A LITTLE KIDS VERSION. JUST WATCH THE LATER ONE YEAH THE LATER ONE EITHER ONE THAT'S FUN AS A GUY YOU CLEARLY WATCH SOME QUALITY TELEVISION FROM TIME TO TIME. WHAT DOES BEER MEAN TO US TO THE QUALITY OF OUR SHOW. BEER IS VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW IT DISTORTS YOUR VISION AND IT MAKES UGLY GIRLS LOOK PRETTY OR GUYS LIKE ME START BEING ATTRACTIVE TO SOME OF THESE GIRLS. EXACTLY GIVE ME A TASTE OF WHAT MILWAUKEE IS ALL ABOUT MILWAUKEE IS ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME WE WORK HARD BUT WE LIKE TO PLAY HARD TOO

I GOT SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YOU GUYS THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIED TWINKIE THAT EXISTS SOMEWHERE IN MILWAUKEE PEOPLE AT HOME WHY WE SHOULD COME HERE IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE YES OH IT'S THE BEST FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF THE FRIED TWINKIE SOUNDS LIKE A PORN TITLE HOW MANY MUSIC VENUES OVER 30 YOU OUTTA SEE THIS YOU THOUGHT THE FRIED TWINKIE WAS FATTENING, COURSE IT'S THE CHEESE STATE. SURE SHOW MY TV FRIENDS WHAT YOUR EATING RIGHT THERE WHAT IS THAT THAT'S SLIMS IRISH PUB NACHO CHIPS AND EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF MUSIC SO YOU CAN YOU CAN LISTEN TO COUNTRY YOU CAN LISTEN TO OVER AT JOJO'S THEY HAD LIKE YOU KNOW LIKE DISCO WHAT'S ON THERE, BACON CHEESE CHEESE AND NO ONIONS. AND WHAT IT'S ON TOP OF LIKE FRIED POTATOES. RIGHT FRIED POTATOES, FRY EM I'M THE MAN. I NOTICED THAT CHECK OUT I WANNA CHECK THE ACCURACY ON MY HEAD. THAT'S ICE THE COLOR MATCHES BEAUTIFUL YEAH THAT'S IT CHEESE. BUT I DON'T I DON'T DO THE CHEESE THING I'M FROM SAINT LOUIS I'M A RAMS MAN WHOO

THEY CALL THIS THE WORLDS LARGEST MUSIC FESTIVAL OR WHATEVER, IS IT ABOUT THE MUSIC OR IS THAT JUST KIND OF OR IS IT LIKE BACKGROUND MUSIC I THINK IT'S BOTH. I MEAN WHEN YOUR IN MILWAUKEE IT'S ALL ABOUT DRINKING. AND THEN YOU KNOW THE MUSIC COMES ON AS BACKGROUND MUSIC WHEN YOUR HANGING OUT DRINKING SOME BEERS THAT'S ALL WHAT MILWAUKEE'S ALL ABOUT WOULD YOU CONSIDER UH MAYBE YOU'VE GONE TOO SEXY TONIGHT UM YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE YET HAVE YOU THIS IS LIKE TOO MUCH ATTIRE ACTUALLY WHAT DO YOU THINK THE AVERAGE START TIME HAS BEEN FOR ALL THESE DRINKERS HERE TODAY. UH TODAY THEY PROBABLY STARTED DRINKING ABOUT 2 OR 3 MAYBE AT HOME HAD A COUPLE DRINKS AFTER DOING SOME YARD WORK. WHAT TYPES OF THINGS COULD WE EXPECT OUT OF HER WHEN SHE'S DRUNK. OH UM A LOT OF DANCING, KAREN SHOW EM YOUR MOVES. SHOW EM THE DANCE YOU'LL BE DOING LATER AFTER A FEW MORE DRINKS. OH YEAH, OH YEAH

WHAT BRINGS YOU GUYS HERE WHAT IS THE MAIN ATTRACTION CAUSE THEY CALL IT A MUSIC FESTIVAL, ARE YOU HERE FOR MUSIC? YEAH MUSIC, GIRLS WHAT'S THE ORDER GIVE ME THE ORDER GIRLS, MUSIC, I SMELL LIKE BARBECUE KIND OF THING, I ACTUALLY CAN SMELL BEER WERE GOING TO GET SLUSHIES. OKAY, SO THE SLUSHIES ARE TO KEEP YOU FROM PASSING OUT AND DYING YEAH SO HOT. WERE GONNA BE LIKE SCREAMING AND WE NEED LIKE THE ICE TO KEEP US AND THE SUGAR. AND THE WHOLE THING SEE SOMEONE SENT US AN EMAIL AND THEY SAID YOU COME HERE THERE'S MUSIC, BEER, AND FRIED TWINKIES. AMP 360 HERE GOES. SEE FEELS LIKE THERE HERE. THERE HERE YOU GUYS ARE HERE. HEY WASN'T THAT COOL, IF YOUR HOME WATCHING THAT THAT'S COOL IT GIVES YOU AN IDEA WHERE WE ARE

WE WANNA SEE WHITE GUYS DANCING IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT I'M NOT ABOUT TO JOIN IN SO

FOUND A STORE CAUGHT MY EYE, FROGS AND DRAGONS WHAT GOES ON IN A PLACE CALLED FROGS AND DRAGONS WHAT DO YOU HAVE? WELL WE HAVE WOODEN FROGS. THAT'S KIND OF COOL. THAT'S PRETTY COOL. KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING READY. GOING CAMPING

THAT IS A GREAT HAT. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL, HEY SHOW US THAT SHIRT

WHAT'S THE BEER OF CHOICE HERE MILLER LITE NICE OF COURSE RIGHT YEP. 2 IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN UH I CAN'T HANDLE STUFF LIKE THAT I FEEL DIZZY.

LOOK HOW SEXY

HEY. LOOK WHAT I FOUND, DRUNKS IN THE WILD, IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT. WERE GONNA GET UP REAL CLOSE. THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS. I'VE HAD A LOT OF TRAINING SO I CAN DO THIS, THERE A FRIENDLY CREATURE BUT THEY CAN BE OVERLY AGGRESSIVE. THEY CAN HURT YOU I LOVE YOUR SHOW HEY BE CAREFUL WERE VERY CLOSE TO DRUNKS IN THE WILD YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THESE GUYS BEEN AT IT ALL NIGHT LONG. NOT STOP NON STOP I'M GOING CLOSER MAN WISH ME LUCK, I'M GOING IN. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO CLOSE, BE CAREFUL MAN.

YOU GUYS HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH YOUR MOVES. THIS IS SCARY YOU CAN PISS OFF A DRUNK AND IT CAN TURN UGLY LIKE THAT SEE HOW THERE SWINGING THE SHIRTS CARELESSLY. NOW I'VE ONLY JUST STARTED GETTING TO KNOW THESE GUYS BUT I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING VERY DANGEROUS I'M GONNA TRY AND ENTER INTO THEIR WORLD.

YOU (SPEAKING DRUNKEN GIBBERISH) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOME OF THIS DANCING YOUR SEEING. I THINK IT'S FUNNY (SPEAKING DRUNKEN GIBBERISH) HERE'S THE DEAL. ON THIS SHOW WE IT'S KIND OF LIKE CROCODILE HUNTER OH YOU GOT CROCODILES?? BUT WE SEARCHED WE SEARCH FOR DRUNK PEOPLE HEY THEY FOUND ME YOU FOUND ME I'M THE DRUNK GUY YOUR NOT DRUNK WHAT'S UP MAN. JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME AT SUMMER FEST. WHAT I NOTICE ABOUT THIS THING YOU CAN WALK FROM ONE END OF IT TO THE OTHER AND YOUR EARS JUST HEAR ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF MUSIC AND IT'S ALWAYS A GREAT TIME I JUST I CAME HERE FROM CALIFORNIA THEY TOLD ME THIS IS LIKE THE SHIT HERE TELL ME WHAT SUMMER FEST IS ALL ABOUT

THERE'S A LOT OF DRUNK PEOPLE HERE OH YEAH

WE'VE SEEN SOME DRUNK DANCING ID LIKE TO SEE IF YOU ARE CAPABLE I CAN'T DANCE NO NO BUT THE ALCOHOL GIVES YOU SKILLS.

THERE'S THE ZIPPO CAR, WHY DO YOU MAKE A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE A COUPLE OF LIGHTERS WHAT IS ABOUT CHEESE THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH IT'S MADE IN WISCONSIN THAT'S THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT AND IT'S CREAMY AND DELICIOUS IT IS WE HAVE A NEW SEGMENT CALLED WTF I THINK THIS QUALIFIES OH GOSH I HAVE NO CLUE THAT IS A BIG WTF RIGHT THERE YOU KNOW ID LOVE ONE ID RIDE IT WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A WITH A ZIPPO CAR DRIVE IT. TELL THEM WHAT UH WHAT MAKES CHEESE SO SPECIAL CREAMY THE WHOLE IT'S THE HOLES I SWEAR IT'S THE HOLES WHAT ARE THE HOLES WHAT ARE THE HOLES ALL ABOUT IT'S JUST SEXY YOU KNOW NOW LOOK AT ME I'M WEARING MY HARLEY SHOES AND I PUT A DRESS ON CAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT I HAD TO TAKE MY HARLEY CLOTHES OFF. SO THIS IS CLASSIC SUMMER FEST WARDROBE THOUGH IS IT. THIS GUY HAS A VERY SINCERE EXCITEMENT ABOUT CHEESE I LOVE CHEESE WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE CHEESE HEAD YOU SOLD OUT

WE'LL HAVE MUCH MORE FROM THE CHEESE STATE WHEN WE COME BACK. TELL THEM NOT TO GO AWAY NOT TO GO AWAY. MORE CHEESE MORE CHEESE HERE BUDDY PUT THIS ON YEAH, MORE CHEESE TELL THEM WHY YOU LOVE CHEESE IT'S CREAMY AND DELICIOUS

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW IT'S HOT IT'S HUMID HERE THAT ADDS TO THE EXCITEMENT OF IT ALL. WE SAW SUMMER FEST YBY DAY AND THAT WAS KIND OF FUN. BUT I'M A BIG FAN OF THE NIGHT TIME. THE BEAUTY OF ALCOHOL IS IT MAKES A LOT OF PEOPLE WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THEN THEY NORMALLY ARE.

NOW WHAT HOW DOES THE CROWD REACT TO BOTH THE TATS AND YOUR ABILITY HERE WITH THE SODA WELL PRETTY MUCH HAPPY I HOPE YEAH LOTS OF SMILES IS IT NOT TRUE THAT WITH A LITTLE ALCOHOL SOME PEOPLE GET WAY MORE ENTERTAINING. DESCRIBE WHAT WE HAVE HERE WHAT IS THE SCENE I'M LOOKIN AT HEY JUST A WELL I'M A CHEST OUTER SPACE CONNAGE AND JUST ABOUT 21 YEARS OF WORK. WOW SHOW US THE BACK

WOAH THEY BEEN SEEING WHY HERE OH LOTS OF DRINKING LOTS OF FOOD LOTS OF DRINKING WOMEN OF COURSE. LOTS OF BOOBIES EVERYWHERE. COME ON WHY COULD I NOT COME HAVE YOU CONSIDERED UH GOOD COMPLIMENT TO ALL THIS WOULD BE MAYBE A DIDKA MUSTACHE NO MAYBE A MIKE HOMER MUSTACHE STAY HERE ALL NIGHT OR DO WE GO NO NO THERE'S LOTS OF BARS THAT WE NEED TO GO TO THEY CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT MOVE TO THE BARS THE WATER STREET AFTER THIS PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG AFTER THE SHOW WE GO TO WATER STREET WATER STREETS THE PLACE TO GO TELL US WHAT YOUR FRIEND IS UP TO HERE SHE HAS DOUBLE FISTING RIGHT NOW AND THEY HAVE A 2 DRINK LIMIT SO THAT'S PRETTY SHITTY IF YOU ASK ME. CHUGGING GOING ON RIGHT HERE SHIT THIS IS SILLY WHAT'S THE MATTER YOUR NOT GONNA CHUG. I LIKE TO SAVOR MY BEER YOU KNOW I'M A MILWAUKEEAN I DON'T CHUG THIS WE LOVE OUR MILLER LITE BEER YOU KNOW I WILL NOT CHUG THESE GIRLS ARE SILLY, SHE'LL DO IT NO NO WHERE SHE GOING SHE WAS GIVING ME A WHOLE BEER AND THEN SHE BOLTED. HI HI WHAT'S UP WHAT'S UP PART OF OUR HOT DOG SEE YA ZOOM IN ON THAT ON THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE YOU NOTICE I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER MY SHOW I NEVER DO IT'S JUST WHATEVER. IT'S WHATEVER IT'S JUST COME HERE I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME WITH MY DAD THANK YOU MAN WELL YOU'RE HERE THEN YOU KNOW THE DEAL WERE JUST LOOKING FOR DRUNK PEOPLE. OH YEAH I MEAN PARTIES ALL YEAR WHAT IS THE GAME PLAN NOW THAT THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN WHERE DOES EVERYONE GO EVERYONE GOES TO MILLER OASIS CATAMARAN BABY. MILLER LITE, THAT IS WHERE WE GO MILLER OASIS SO THIS IS THE SPOT SO WE'VE DONE WELL.

CAN YOU DO THE GIVE ME THE SOUND EFFECTS. ON THIS

WHAT'S THE MATTER I DON'T KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF LITTLE GIRLS AROUND LIKE YELLING AND SCREAMING AND TELL ME WHERE THE DRUNK PEOPLE ARE AT THE DRUNK PEOPLE? EVERYWHERE WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY TELL THEM BECAUSE WE LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS AND THIS WE LOVE MILWAUKEE

YOU GUYS EVER UH THINK OF MAYBE WORKING OUT YOU LITTLE CHUBS WELL WERE WORKING ON IT WERE BUILDING A LITTLE MORE CAN'T DO EVERYTHING TOO FAST HERE JUST GOTTA GO SLOW MILWAUKEE IS THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNITED STATES NO IT'S EASY TO SAY THAT NOW BACK IT UP. EXPLAIN WHY. BECAUSE I GREW UP HERE, THIS IS HER FIRST SUMMER FEST. YEAH AND I LOVE IT WHAT'S THE DRINK OF CHOICE BEER, BEER HERE BEER PERIOD RIGHT THAT'S IT WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT GIVE ME THE LIST OF THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT MILWAUKEE. THE BEER, THE BRATS, FRENCH FRIES, AND HOT DOGS, HOT DOGS NO WINE COOLERS MILWAUKEE IS ABOUT THE BREWERIES THE PARTYING, THE CHEESE DANCE

YEAH THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM MILWAUKEE TELL EVERYONE BESIDES THE OBVIOUS REASON THEY SHOULD COME, IS RIGHT HERE EXHIBIT A THIS MEXICAN BAND RIGHT HERE THAT'S WHY THEY SHOULD COME SALSA SALSA'S SEXY AND IT'S HOT OUT SO IT'S PERFECT LIKE THE ITS OF THINGS THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BRING WHEN THEY COME HERE BRING YEAH BRING WITH THEM MILLER LITE, THAT'S NUMBER ONE ALCOHOL UM FLIP FLOPS WE NEED FLIP FLOPS BECAUSE HEELS WILL NOT WORK. WE WORE HEELS LAST NIGHT AND WHOO HOT FRIENDS HOT FRIENDS NUMBER 3. 1,2,3. FOLLOW YOUR OWN LIST. HOT BITCHES NICE HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON UH 40 YEARS 40TH ANNIVERSARY WHOO WISCONSIN.

40 YEARS THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS MY FRIENDS AND IT'S ALL ABOUT MUSIC RIGHT? YEAH ALL ABOUT MUSIC IT'S ALL ABOUT BEER

WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT WHAT'S THAT MOVE CALLED HOW DO YOU LEARN ABOUT SUMMER FEST FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU JUST KNOW I MEAN YOU HEAR ABOUT IT FOR YEARS AND YEARS BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOUR EXCITED EVERY SINGLE YEAR. SUMMER FEST YOU CAN JUST GET ALL CRAZY SEXY HUH YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES IT SO SPECIAL CAUSE CLEARLY IT'S JUST IT'S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT WHAT IS THAT EXTRA SOMETHING THAT I'M FEELING WHAT IS THE EXTRA SOMETHING I MEAN ALL. LOOK AT HER, ALL THE BANDS EVERYTHING I MEAN ALL THE PEOPLE BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT SUMMER FEST YOU GOT TO GO TO SUMMER FEST WELL WERE HERE GOOD I'M VERY IMPRESSED THANK YOU THERE'S A LOT OF DRINKING AND THAT IS GOOD DRINKING GIVES ME SUPPORT. THAT'S BUT THAT'S A MILWAUKEE I MEAN YOU GUYS ARE FAMOUS FOR THAT YEAH THAT'S ALL WE MAKE IS BEER. WHAT DOES SUMMER FEST MEAN QUICKLY SUMMER FEST MEANS YOU GO OUT THERE YOU WATCH SOME CONCERTS, YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME

HE IS HE'S ON THE CELL PHONE HE WANTS TO POSE IT OUT LET HIM DO IT

WHAT HAPPENED SHE SNORTED SHE SNORTED WE GOT THAT. WE'LL DO A REPLAY ON THAT

WE GOTTA TAKE A BREAK RIGHT WHEN WE COME BACK WERE GONNA BE AT WATER STREET HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DOWN THERE YEA I'VE BEEN DOWN THERE A COUPLE TIMES IS IT ENTERTAINING OH YEAH ALL THE TIME ALRIGHT WERE TAKING A BREAK WHEN WE COME BACK WATER STREET

HEY HOW ARE YOU.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW WERE IN MILWAUKEE AT SUMMER FEST ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE EPISODES WHERE WERE NOT REALLY LEARNING LIKE ABOUT THE HISTORY OF SUMMER FEST OR IN DEPTH INTERVIEWS WITH THE BANDS HERE AT SUMMER FEST. BUT WERE OH LOOK AT THAT GRILL. BUT WERE PUTTING A TON CAN I BE ON THE NEWS WITH YOU YOUR ON RIGHT NOW WHAT I SAID IS WERE PUTTING A TON OF PEOPLE ON TV AND THERE FUN, EXHIBIT A AND B

I WANT SOME WISCONSIN FACTS, BY ALL MEANS BY ALL MEANS WHY IS IT THE BADGER STATE IT'S CALLED THE BADGER STATE BECAUSE IN THESE LITTLE CREEKS, ON THE SIDE OF THE WOODS THEY HAVE BADGERS FLOATING UP AND THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART MAN THEY WILL THEY WILL THEY'LL BITE YOU MAN HE WORKS FOR MILLER I WORK FOR MILLER THERE'S A LOT OF MILLER HERE THIS IS LIKE A MILLER COMMERCIAL. GIVE ME SOME MORE WISCONSIN FACTS ALRIGHT WISCONSIN FACTS EXIST, WE HEY WISCONSIN LOTS OF PUSSY! PEOPLE DRINK MORE THEN ANYONE EVER, I PROMISE THAT EXCEPT GERMAN PEOPLE CAUSE GERMAN PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, BUT WISCONSIN PEOPLE DRINK SOMEONE EMAILED US AND TOLD US THAT NOT ONLY WILL THERE BE BRATS BEER DRUNK PEOPLE BUT THERE WOULD ALSO BE A FRIED TWINKIE NO THERE'S LIKE 20 FRIED THINGS AT STATE FAIR BUT NOT HERE ABOUT THE CHEESE THAT EVERYONE LIKES IT SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW IT MAKES EVERYONE FAT IT MAKES EVERYONE FAT AROUND HERE EVERYONE'S A FAT ASS HAVEN'T YOU SEEN WISCONSIN A FAT FUCKIN COUNTRY SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE A CIGAR A PHONE I GOT A CIGAR I GOT A PHONE AND I'M ENJOYING MYSELF AT SUMMER FEST HERE ARE THOSE REAL GLASSES OR ARE THOSE THE KIND JUST TO MAKE YOU LOOK SMARTER THESE ARE REAL GLASSES HOW DID THIS GET STARTED? SUMMER FEST GOT STARTED 1972 BY A GOD DAMN UH PERSON WHO BELIEVED THAT PEOPLE GETTING TOGETHER DRINKING ALCOHOL LISTENING TO MUSIC WAS A GOOD THING AND UH IT IS IT REALLY IS PEOPLE DRINKING ALCOHOL, LISTENING TO MUSIC IS A GOOD THING. GOD BLESS SUMMER FEST

TALK TO ME START AT YOUR FEET AND TELL ME ABOUT MILWAUKEE FASHION. I HAVE NO FASHION. SO SO YOU BASICALLY LET THE TOES FLY RIGHT. NICE TAN LEGS RIGHT WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE WALK ME THROUGH YOUR OUTFIT I'M THE JOAN RIVERS OF LIKE THE LATE NIGHT KINDA UM ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU JUST LIKE RANDOM SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN WE'VE JUST BASICALLY TALKED TO DRUNK PEOPLE DO YOU THINK THAT WAS A WISE MOVE ON OUR PART I'M GONNA SAY IT'S A WISE MOVE WHAT'S MORE ENTERTAINING CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT WE'VE LISTENED TO EVERY BAND HERE WE HAD A GOOD TIME NO MATTER THE GOOD BAD WHATEVER WE LISTEN I LOVE YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS SUMMER FEST I NOTICED THERE'S NOT A VARIETY OF DRINKING GOING ON IT'S PRETTY MUCH BEER AND YOU CAN STILL DO A BACK FLIP DRUNK I CAN STILL DO A BACK FLIP DRUNK HOW MANY DRINKS HAVE YOU HAD UH A LOT WE WERE PLAYING FLIP CUP BEFORE HAND FOR LEGAL REASONS I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I HAVE NOTHING HE WANTS TO DO THIS ON HIS OWN I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN I'LL BE TOTALLY COOL DON'T KICK ANYONE IN THE HEAD. IT'S A DRUNK IT'S A DRUNKEN BACK FLIP

THAT'S LIKE SPIDER MAN

I GOTTA 427 DOLLAR TICKET IT'S ALL GOOD THOUGH CAUSE WE CAN NOT WAIT ANOTHER YEAR FOR SUMMER FEST 1,2,3 GO 1,2,3 GO. SUMMER FEST!!

GREAT PEOPLE THERE'S LOTS OF BEER LOTS OF BEER LOTS OF PEOPLE GET SOME CHEESE CURDS THAT'S WHAT WERE GONNA GO GET RIGHT NOW. WHAT'S THE BEST CHEESE UH THAT ONE SAY CHEESE COLBY I DON'T KNOW I HATE EM ALL CHEESE CURDS ARE THE BEST TELL ME WHAT A CHEESE CURD IS I'M ABOUT TO GET ONE A CHEESE CURD IS? JUST SOME DEEP FRIED CHEESE THAT'S ALL IT'S SOME DEEP FRIED CHEESE. GET CHEESE CURDS RIGHT NOW WANNA TELL ME WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT CHEESE CURDS I'M FROM PENNSYLVANIA I DON'T REALLY KNOW CHEESE CURDS ARE LIKE WISCONSIN TRADITION YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHEESE IS IN THAT CHEDDAR HEY DUDE IS THAT CHEESE CURD IT IS YOU WANT SOME WELL TELL ME WHAT IT IS CHEESE CURD MOZZARELLA STICKS AND FRIES WHAT KIND OF CHEESE IS IN THAT WHO KNOWS IT'S GOOD THOUGH IT'S JUST FRIED AND IT'S IT'S FRIED AND CREAMY GOODNESS IT'S GOOD OH YEAH WHAT'S THE BEST CHEESE CHEDDAR CHEESE. GOTTA BE CHEDDAR CHEESE. I JUST HAD SOME KIND OF CHEESE CURD IT WAS DELICIOUS. MOZZARELLA CHEESE GOOD TOO NEXT TIME YOUR IN OFF ROCK ISLAND TRYING TO SHOUT OUT. THAT'S ALL I GOT. NO ITS GOOD I LIKE WHEN IT'S HOT I THINK THE HUMIDITY HELPS PEOPLE YEAH YEAH GETS YOU DRINKING I WANTED A FRIED TWINKIE A FRIED TWINKIE PEOPLE EMAILED OUR SHOW AND TOLD US TO COME HERE TO SUMMER FEST BUT THEY SAID TO GET A FRIED TWINKIE

IS THAT LIKE SOME IS THAT LIKE A BAD INSIDE JOKE OR SOMETHING I HOPE IT IS IT BETTER BE A JOKE YOU GUYS ARE KNOWN FOR DRINKING AND CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T HAD A THING TO DRINK TODAY YEAH NOT AT ALL I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE SINCE I CAN DRINK TO COME HERE IT'S BEEN AWESOME.

OH WERE JUMPING THE CHEESE STATE HAS BEEN VERY GOOD TO US OH GOD I LOVE YOUR SHOW. WERE SAYING GOODBYE RIGHT NOW YOUR PART OF THE CLOSE. WHAT'S IT HDTV YEAH IT'S HDNET IS ART MANN PRESENTS YOUR ON RIGHT NOW HDNET BABY. ART MANN PRESENTS KEEP IT RIGHT HERE ON HDNET LOT OF GREAT SHOWS RIGHT HERE ON HDNET ART MANN PRESENTS

THAT'S IT FROM WISCONSIN THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING. I WANNA THANK EVERYONE FOR HAVING US. WONDERFUL PEOPLE HERE IN MILWAUKEE. WE HAD A BLAST KEEP WATCHING WERE OUT OF HERE. FREAKIN MAYHEM.

HERE'S THE DEAL I PROMISED I'D SHOW YOU GUYS THIS WATER STREET. WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME LEFT CAUSE THAT THING WAS SO FUN OVER THERE. THAT CRAZY SUMMER FEST. BUT UH I GOTTA KEEP MY WORD I'LL SHOW YOU A COUPLE QUICK FLASHES OF THIS. I DIDN'T GET MY DAMN FRIED TWINKIE. BUT MAYBE IN MY QUEST FOR THAT I CAN GET A LITTLE BRAT. SHOULD WE END WITH A BRAT, LOOK WHO'S ALREADY AT THE BRAT STAND LOOK AT GLEN. HEY GLEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING BUDDY. WELL I REALLY WANNA FRIED TWINKIE SO IF YOU WANNA BE ON OUR SHOW AN EASY WAY IS INVITE US OUT MAKE US UP SOME FRIED TWINKIES. I CAN'T EAT THE REST OF THIS . ANY WAY CHEERS THANKS FOR WATCHING ,THERE'S WATER STREET THE WORLDS QUICKEST LOOK AT WATER STREET