Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 313 - TV14

Episode Title: Crazy Garages

Description: This week we take a look at some out of control dream garages. There will be special celebrity guests and oh so many toys.

Transcript:

HEY. JUST A LITTLE TEASE THIS WEEK CRAZY GARAGES YOUR NEIGHBORS HATE YOU DON'T THEY SO THAT'S HIGH DEF HUH WOW

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS. WE HAVE KIND OF A FUN TOPIC THIS WEEK IT'S CRAZY GARAGES THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE HAS A GARAGE I ASSUME OUT THERE MOST PEOPLE RIGHT SCOTT I, I HAVE A FEW YEAH, WE THOUGHT THIS WELL WE CHECK OUT PEOPLE WITH GARAGES THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT OVER THE TOP BUT UH AKA CRAZY FIRST PLACE IS SCOTTS PLACE. WERE GONNA BE SHOWING YOU A VARIETY OF GARAGES BUT UH WE THOUGHT WE'D START WITH THIS GUY CAUSE THIS GUYS CRAZY AND SO IS HIS GARAGE AND SCOTT JUST TO BE FAIR CAUSE I JUST CALLED YOU CRAZY I DIDN'T WANNA BE RUDE BUT YOU WEREN'T LOOKING AND I LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID YOU WERE CRAZY, I WANTED TO JUSTIFY IT UH THAT'S FINE I AM A LITTLE WACKY AT TIMES LET'S SHOW THEM WHERE WE MET YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME A LITTLE CLIP THE JIMMY BUFFET CONCERT GOING ON OVER THERE SOMEWHERE LATER TONIGHT WERE NOT GONNA SHOW YOU THAT. WERE GONNA SHOW YOU THIS, DRUNK PEOPLE

WHAT GOES ON WITH THIS MACHINE THAT'S AN OCTIBONG SO 8 WE GOT 8 PEOPLE BONGING AT THE SAME TIME

NOW OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A UH A FAN OF THE WHOLE JIMMY BUFFET THING I DO LIKE TO HAVE EVERYTHING TROPICAL HAWAIIAN PALM TREES MY LIFE HERE NOW HAVE YOU TAKEN SOME OF THAT SOME OF THAT CRAZINESS TO YOUR GARAGE NO THIS IS ACTUALLY BECAME KNOWN AS THE TIKI HUT YOU OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE UH SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE THE RESOURCES TO GET SOME OF THIS FUN STUFF BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME TO MAKE THE LOGOS THE WHOLE THING I LOVE THAT I SHARE THIS WITH 3 OF MY REALLY GOOD PALS AND IT JUST GOT KIND OF AN OBSESSION WITH ME. YOU KNOW WHAT BEFORE WE GO INSIDE CAUSE WERE GONNA SPEND THE WHOLE SHOW AT YOUR GARAGE IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU. THAT'S FINE SO BEFORE WE GO INSIDE WERE GONNA WANDER IN THERE AND YOUR GONNA GET MY BOYS HAMMERED HERE I'M SURE BUT WERE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT A GARAGE THAT IS UH IT'S LIKE A FUNCTIONAL GARAGE GUYS GOT PARTS EVERYWHERE. DUST, YEAH THIS IS A FOR REAL GARAGE OLD CRAPPY CARS IN THE CORNER SANFORD AND SON TRUCK THE WHOLE THING SO TAKE A LOOK AT UH AT TERRYS GARAGE TERRY WELCOME TO THE SHOW HI HOW ARE YOU ART. GOOD, MY RECON TELLS ME THAT LURKING BEHIND YOUR HOME IS A CRAZY GARAGE IT'S A CRAZY GARAGE. WE CALL IT THE GARAGEMAHAL SO THIS GARAGE THIS IS UH ACTUALLY THIS ONE ACTUALLY NOT IT'S AN ONLY A 1200 FOOT GARAGE. MY, MY WIFE WHO HAS A BUSINESS DECIDED SHE WAS GONNA OCCUPY HALF OF IT SO THE FRONT HALF IS OCCUPIED BY ALL OF HER BACK STOCK ON THE PRODUCT. OKAY SO THIS IS JUST THE TAIL END OF THAT GARAGE. THAT'S THE TAIL END OF THE SMALL GARAGE AND THIS WAS A PROJECT THAT WE BUILT ABOUT 7 YEAR PERIOD IT'S UH IT'S JUST FINISHING UP I NEED TO BLOW IT APART AND PAINT IT BUT IT'S BASICALLY IT'S ALL THERE IT'S A RACE CAR FOR THE STREET WHAT'S THAT A CHEVY UH NOVA 2 OR SOMETHING 63 NOVA 2 THANK YOU UM AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I WAS THE UH EDITOR OF A PRETTY PROMINENT MAGAZINE SUPER CHEVY MAGAZINE FOR 14 YEARS. WE BUILT THIS IN THE MAGAZINE IT WAS A 49 THOUSAND ORIGINAL MODEL CAR. BOUGHT FROM THE 3RD OWNER UM IT'S BASICALLY LOOKING STOCK FROM THE OUTSIDE ENTIRELY BUT IF YOU GO UNDERNEATH IT IT'S GOT AN AFTERMARKET MOTOR IT'S GOT TUBE SUSPENSION. THE OLD UH 55 FIRST SERIES PICK UP TRUCK WAS IN A FIRE HERE LOCALLY AND I PICKED IT UP FOR A SONG. AND BASICALLY BOUGHT IT BECAUSE THE FRONT BUMPER WAS THE GRILL WHAT WAS THE SONG THE THEME TO SANFORD AND SON

THIS IS MY JUNKYARD IT'S LIKE I SAID I'M SO JEALOUS YOU HAVE NO IDEA THIS IS, THIS IS A DREAM RIGHT HERE THOUGHT HERE'S THE UH AS I SAY THE GARAGE MAHAL OH SWEET

WELL THIS IS A 96 Z28 CAMERO CONVERTIBLE 6 SPEED, WITH A FULL GRANITILLY FRONT CLIP A UH PRO CHARGER BASICALLY BUILT TO ENJOY THE SUN HERE IN CALIFORNIA BUT TO UH TO GET IT ON IT MOVES. OH GEESE EVERYWHERE I LOOK THERE'S SOMETHING BURIED BENEATH THE BARBIE JEEP OVER THERE WHAT IS THAT CAR. WELL THAT'S A UH THAT'S A 65 NOVA WAGON IF YOU TAKE A LOOK OVER HERE YOU'LL FIND A 1970 AMX FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE THAT UNDERSTAND WHAT AN AMX WAS IT'S A OBVIOUSLY AMERICAN MOTORS ATTEMPT TO HAVE A PERFORMANCE CAR. WHAT ABOUT THIS FLEET HERE. WELL YOU KNOW THIS IS A PASSION THAT KIND OF OVERCAME ME OR KIND OF RESURRECTED PASSION AND SO I JUST STARTED COLLECTING AND MY COLLECTION IS A MAST TO INCLUDE SOME UH SOME PRETTY RARE BIKES LOW MILEAGE MOST OF THESE ARE LOW MILEAGE BIKES NONE OF THESE ARE STREET WORTHY NONE OF THESE ARE RIDDEN ON THE STREET I DON'T RIDE THEM I RIDE A SCOOTER I RIDE A LITTLE SCOOTER. WE SAW THAT UP FRONT. NOW WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE. THIS IS MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION ID HAVE TO SAY. UM BASICALLY WHAT THIS IS IS A 1963 NOVA CONVERTIBLE SUPER SPORT IT'S SORT OF THIS IS A TIME MACHINE RIGHT HERE THIS CLEAN LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST GRABBED IT OUT OF THE SHOW ROOM. EVERY NUT AND BOLT ON THIS CAR THIS CAR WAS TOTALLY COMPLETELY TAKEN APART RIGHT DOWN TO BEING ACID STRIPPED THIS CAR HERE IS A WHAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST POPULAR CHEVY OUT THERE TODAY IS THE EARLY CAMEROS IN FACT THEY REPRODUCED THE BODIES NOW MOTORS BEING BUILT RIGHT NOW WITH A SUPER CHARGER. SEE I LIKE THIS CAUSE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE THIS WOULD BE THEIR DREAM GARAGE TO HAVE THIS KIND OF SPACE BUT TO YOU YOU WOULD PROBABLY WANT OH I, I TELL MY WIFE ALL THE TIME AND MY MY SAYING THAT I'VE SAID RECENTLY IS MONTANA 500 ACRES BUILD A HOUSE AND A SHOP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND I CAN SEE PEOPLE COMING. WELL APPRECIATE YOU UH LETTING US IN HERE LET US NOSE AROUND. WE CAN FIRE THE TAHOE UP DOES THE TAHOE DO A BURNOUT THE TAHOE WILL DO A BURNOUT WILL IT REALLY IT'LL ABSOLUTELY DO A BURN OUT. DUDE THANK YOU YOUR WELCOME MAN THANK YOU LET'S END THIS THING PROPER

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE CRAZY GARAGES AND CRAZY PEOPLE. SEE YOU GUYS AFTER THE BREAK. OH I LOVE THAT SMELL, MMM

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WERE LOOKING AT CRAZY GARAGES THIS IS SCOTT ME AGAIN WE ARE IN YOUR GARAGE OF COURSE THIS IS MY SECOND HOME. NOW WERE GONNA SEE SOME MORE OF YOUR GARAGE CAUSE WE GO THROUGH THE SHOW HERE BUT RIGHT NOW VERY SPECIAL TREAT A SPECIAL LOOK INSIDE FABIO'S GARAGE. BECAUSE YOU KNOW SERIOUSLY YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S BREWING IN THERE RIGHT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW THANK YOU FABIO'S GARAGE HEY BUDDY. OH MAN THEY LOOK MEAN TOO DON'T THEY. OH FABIO A LITTLE HEADS UP FOR YOU GET SOME SCARIER DOGS THIS IS NOT REALLY INTIMIDATING. THIS IS KIND OF COOL. THIS IS DEEP INSIDE RIGHT HERE OKAY THAT'S FABIO'S HOUSE AND YOU MIGHT BE THINKING ART, FABIO ISN'T THAT THE ROMANCE COVER GUY WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CHEST YEAH IT IS THAT GUY BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BEFORE THE END OF THIS SHOW YOUR GONNA LOOK AT FABIO IN A DIFFERENT WAY THIS GUYS A ROCK STAR THIS GUYS LIVING LARGE UP HERE AND HE'S LET US COME BY WITH THE CAMERA AND SHOW YOU GUYS JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON HERE WHICH WELL, NOT EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON HERE. IS YOUR HEART BEATING, THIS IS COOL HUH. LOOK AT THE ARSENAL OF TOYS THAT JUST SLOWLY COMES INTO VIEW. OH NOTHING JUST A BENTLEY PORSCHE, I'VE JUST BEEN LET INTO THE, THE FABIO COMPOUND. I'M OUT OF BREATH CAUSE I JUST WALKED UP THAT. I'M JUST GONNA GO UP TO THE FRONT DOOR I DON'T KNOW

GOOD TO SEE YOU MAN HOW YOU DOING WHAT'S GOING ON. IT'S FABIO HEY GUYS HOW YOU DOING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FABIO IN HIGH DEF COME IN

YOUR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT THEY CAN SEE HOUSES ANYWHERE EXACTLY BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S THE HOUSE IS NICE TO LIVE IN BUT YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE THAT MY REAL LIFE MY REAL HOME IT'S THE GARAGE

I DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE I'M TEASING YOU OR ANYTHING BUDDY BUT I LIKE THAT FACT THAT YOUR CAR IS DIRTY THAT YOU HAVE THIS CAR AND IT'S ALL DIRTY NOT ONLY THAT BUT ALL MY CARS THERE OUTSIDE AND ALL MY BIKES ARE COVERED IN THE GARAGE MY BIKES ARE PERFECTLY CLEAN YOU KNOW NOT EVEN A LITTLE DUST HOW MANY BIKES YOU HAVE FABIO ABOUT 160

ACTUALLY IT'S TOO BAD YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T SHOOT TOMORROW BECAUSE I HAVE 4 MORE COMING TODAY TONIGHT OH DO YOU BRAND NEW ONES OH YEAH YOU ALSO THE TRAILER GOT IT'S FULL OF BIKES BUT WHAT, WHAT DO THE LIKE LET'S TAKE FOR EXAMPLE THE 4 NEW ONES WHAT DO THEY HAVE THAT NONE OF THESE HAVE WELL YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE UH A DIFFERENT I GOT UH A BRAND NEW DUCATI AND UH LIMITED EDITION THEY ONLY MAKE 200 FOR THE WORLD. AND I HAD TO HAVE THAT ONE. DO YOU THINK FI THERE WERE FOR EXAMPLE IF THERE WAS A MISSES FABIO HANGING OUT AT THE PAD HERE YOU THINK THAT THIS WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO HAPPEN OH TOTALLY, OTHER WISE, OTHERWISE SHE WOULD BE OUT WE THINK MAYBE THAT'S WHY THERE'S NOT A MISSES FABIO RIGHT NOW PROBABLY DEFINITELY SHE HAS TO RIDE AS WELL SO I CAN SHARE YOU KNOW I CAN YOU KNOW ALL THESE BIKES AND I CAN I CAN HAVE FUN WITH HER DOES SHE HAVE TO BE GOOD OR JUST HAVE AN INTEREST IN RIDING SHE HAS TO BE A REAL GOOD LET'S GO DEEPER INTO THIS I NOTICED YOU HAVE AN ADDITION TO YOUR GARAGE HERE THE GARAGE JUST WASN'T BIG ENOUGH

DUDE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WELL YOU KNOW I THINK YOU KNOW HEY IS IT SICK HE CAN'T EVEN IT'S A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE BUT WHAT HOW I'M SPEECHLESS AND THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO CAUSE IN CASE YOUR THINKING WELL WHAT IS FABIO RUNNING SOME KIND OF LIKE YOU KNOW ILLEGAL MOTORCYCLE OPERATION NO LOOK THEY HAVE LICENSE PLATES ON THEM OH YEAH YOU RIDE THESE THINGS OH YEAH ISN'T IT KIND OF COOL WHEN YOU DO THE MOTORCYCLE THING CAUSE YOUR YEAH WITH THE HELMETS AND THE YOU KNOW NOBODY KNOWS IT'S GREAT PLUS YOU KNOW LOVE MOTORCYCLES I'VE BEEN A MOTORCYCLE ENTHUSIAST SINCE I WAS A KID BEEN RIDING SINCE I WAS A KID AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN AND YOU KNOW I'M A FREE SPIRIT WHAT WAS YOUR GARAGE LIKE AS A KID YOU GREW UP IN ITALY RIGHT LET ME TELL YOU I USED TO GO EVERY TIME I WAS OFF SCHOOL I USED TO GO TO THE BIGGEST DEALER IN MILAN AND I USED TO STARE THE WINDOWS FOR HOURS AND I WAS ALWAYS YOU KNOW ONE DAY I WANNA HAVE AS MANY MOTORCYCLES AS THIS PLACE MORE MOTORCYCLES OR WOMEN HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFETIME I THINK IT WELL YOU KNOW I DEFINITELY LOVE WOMEN FIRST THAT'S MY YOU KNOW. WOMEN DEFINITELY COME FIRST BUT LET'S DO THE MATH ON IT AND MOTORCYCLES UH YOU KNOW DEFINITELY SECOND CAUSE SOME GUYS LIKE I HAVE A GUY IN MY STREET BUT NO OFFENCE BUDDY BUT HE'S INTO THE MOTORCYCLES. HE HAS 2. BUT HE HAS SIGNS UP HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I'M INTO MOTORCYCLES I GOT THE SIGNS YOU HAVE NO DECORATIONS YOU DON'T WASTE TIMES PUTTING A SIGN ON THE WALL THAT'S NOT WHAT A GARAGE IS ABOUT RIGHT EXACTLY DO YOU EVER RIDE THAT ONE WAY OVER THERE OH YEAH WAY IN THE BACK YOU KNOW I SWITCH THEM AROUND OKAY SO TO YOU THE GARAGE IS DON'T WORRY ABOUT PAINT IT'S JUST A SHELTER/ RIGHT JUST TO YOU KNOW PROTECT THE BIKES FROM THE RAIN AND THE SUN AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU SEE ALL MY CARS THEY OUT THERE, YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE. THEY GET RUST THEY GET I DON'T CARE BUT MY BIKE HAVE TO BE PERFECTLY IN THE GARAGE. WHERE ARE THE NEW ONES GONNA GO CAN YOU SHOW ME EXACTLY WHERE THOSE 4 FIT I'M MAKING SPACES HERE YOU SEE I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ONE OUT AND A COUPLE OVER THERE OUT. AND UH THERE GONNA GO ALL INTO THE GARAGE PAINT THIS PICTURE FOR ME. ALRIGHT SO YOU BRING A POTENTIAL MISSES FABIO HOME YOU JUST MET HER SHE HEY COME BY MAYBE WE'LL MAKE YOU DINNER WHATEVER YOUR MOVE IS UH SOMEHOW SHE GETS A LITTLE GLIMPSE OF THIS WHAT ARE THE COMMENTS A LADY MIGHT MAKE WHEN SHE SEES THIS GARAGE WELL YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE UH DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH MOTORCYCLES OR IS LIKE I THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM OR YOU KNOW AND I WAS LIKE LISTEN THERE'S 365 DAYS IN A YEAR RIGHT, I GOT 100 WELL BY TONIGHT I'M GONNA HAVE 165 BIKES BUT THIS IS A LIMITED EDITION DIRT BIKE FROM ITALY THIS IS ABOUT 12,000 DOLLAR DIRT BIKE WHAT KIND OF BIKE IS THAT IT'S CALLED A VERGAMAIT IT'S A VERY IT'S VERY UNIQUE THEY IT'S ALL HAND BUILT CAN ANYONE HOLD A MATCH TO THIS COLLECTION ANYONE OUT THERE NOT AS NEW NO THERE'S GUYS THAT HAVE A LOT OF MOTORCYCLES BUT UH A LOT OF UM OLD BIKES AS FAR AS NEW BIKES I GOT EM ALL SO ARE WE JUST SURROUNDED LIKE I THINK MY OLDEST BIKE IS UH IS A 98 MY OLDEST YOUR OLDEST BIKE'S A 98

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WHAT IS THE FAVORITE THEY ALL SO GOOD TODAY YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE THIS WHY I WANT TO HAVE THEM ALL YOU DO SEE THAT THERE ARE MORE RIGHT HERE AND I'M GUESSING THAT THIS CONTAINER RIGHT HERE OPEN UP

EVEN MORE THERE FAMILY MEMBERS EVER COME BY AND SEE THE PLACE OH MY FATHER EVERY TIME I'M SLEEP ING HE GOES IN THE GARAGE AND TAKES A PICTURE LIKE I DON'T KNOW RIGHT HE DOES DO YOU EVER ACTUALLY GET RID OF A BIKE SOMETIME RARELY. MY FRIEND TIM YOU KNOW TOLD ME TODAY OH FABI YOU SHOULD SELL A FEW BIKES AND I GO YOU KNOW IT'S PART OF THE COLLECTION HEY NOBODIES PERFECT RIGHT. WELL I LIKE THIS CAUSE WE'VE DECIDED JUST IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES I THINK WE MADE SOME PROGRESS CAUSE YOU DO RECOGNIZE THAT THIS IS NOT NORMAL RIGHT WHAT'S NORMAL

WHAT DO YOU DRIVE AROUND IN THE MOST THE STREET BIKES YEAH STREET BIKES AND MY TRUCK I LOVE MY TRUCK YOU KNOW COMING FROM EUROPE, YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE THERE INTO EUROPEAN CAR. I LOVE AMERICAN CAR S I'M A TRUCK GUY LOVE MY TRUCK WHAT'S THE FASTEST OH I SEE YOU HAVE SOME RACE BIKE IN THERE WHAT'S THE FASTEST LIKE STREET BIKE YOU HAVE IN THERE OH IT'S THE DUCATIS HONDAS YOU KNOW YAMAHA'S SUZUKI I GOT EM ALL WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE WHAT'S WITH THESE GUYS WHY ARE THEY ON DISPLAY HERE OH I LOVE THIS BIKE YOU DONE SOME STUFF WITH KTM YEAH I DID UH AND ALSO I GREW UP WITH KTM BECAUSE THERE EUROPEAN RIGHT I RISK SOUNDING LIKE AN ASS RIGHT HERE BUT LIKE IS THERE A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS ONE THAT ONE, THAT ONE TOTALLY THAT ONE IS THE 525 4 STROKE THERE'S A 380 2 STROKE THE FRAME IS DIFFERENT POWER BAND IS DIFFERENT I KNOW WOMEN DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT GUYS TOTALLY GET IT

YOU DO I MEAN YOU PINCH YOURSELF RIGHT EVERY NOW AND THEN TO HAVE THAT MANY BIKES LIKE THAT'S A GARAGE RIGHT THERE I YOU KNOW IT'S I LOVE IT I LOVE MY GARAGE I THINK I HAVE ONE OF THE BEST GARAGE YOU KNOW

NOW UH I DON'T FEEL BAD SAYING THIS CAUSE I SAID IT IN FRONT OF HIM FABIO CLEARLY HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE MOTORCYCLES. YEAH LITTLE BIT ID SAY QUITE A PROBLEM HELLO FABIO GET A NEW HOBBY THAT'S CRAZY RIGHT REALLY CRAZY ALRIGHT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WERE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT SCOTT'S PROBLEM IS RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS HOW YO UNDOING THIS IS SCOTT WERE IN HIS GARAGE FOR THIS ENTIRE EPISODE SCOTT WHAT IS THE FASCINATION WITH GARAGES OR IS THERE EVEN ONE THAT WE MANUFACTURED A FASCINATION WITH THIS EPISODE. I AM A CAR GUY I LOVE CARS I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT CARS WE AVE CARS YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME PLACE TO PUT THEM SO AND IT'S KIND OF IT'S KIND OF FUN BUT IT'S FUN IN THIS EPISODE TO LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES GARAGES TOO RIGHT OH I LOVE IT DRIVEN DOWN AN ALLEY AND LOOKED AT PEOPLES GARAGES AND SEE WHAT THEY KEEP IN THEIR GARAGE THAT'S ONE OF MY BEST THINGS FAVORITE THINGS TO DO NOW WE SHOULD MAKE IT CLEAR THAT NOT EVERYONE HAS AN OCTI BONG IN THEIR GARAGE I WOULD THINK NOT THERE'S VERY FEW OF US THAT DO OCTI BONG GETTING LOWERED FROM THE CEILING CANCER WE DON'T KNOW ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CANCER BUT THE OCTIBONG UP AND DOWN NO PROBLEMS. WHAT UH WHAT'S GOING ON HERE THAT CARS MADE OUT OF WOOD I LOVE THAT THAT A WOODY THAT'S A FORD WOODY SKATEBOARD COLLECTION RIGHT THERE SKATEBOARD COLLECTION

FOR THIS SHOW WE'VE SEEN DIFFERENT CLUBS AND THING THIS IS BETTER THEN MOST OF THE CLUBS WE'VE BEEN TO. THANK YOU SOME PEOPLE WILL HAVE COLLECTABLES LIKE THIS AND THEY'LL REALLY BABY THE ALL THIS IS ALL WE DRIVE EVERY CAR EVERY DAY WE HAVE HUGE PARTIES UH SUPER BOWL WE FILL THIS WHOLE THING WITH ASTROTURF AND YOUR NOT WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE SCRATCHING YOUR STUFF WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE PEOPLE THAT WORRY ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT SCREW THEM NICE SCOTT I APPRECIATE YOU UH ONCE AGAIN SHOWING US AROUND. HERE'S WHAT WERE DOING NOW, YOU KNOW HOW THIS TV THING WORKS NOW AS MY CO-HOST. WERE GONNA GO TO TEXAS WERE GONNA CHECK OUT A GUY YOU KNOW WHAT A 928 IS YEAH I HAD ONE ONCE WELL THIS GUY THAT'S ALL HE COLLECTS THANK YOU SO WERE GONNA SEE JAMES IN TEXAS RIGHT NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COLLECTION YOU ARE LOOKING AT A 6 CAR GARAGE I BELIEVE RIGHT OUTSIDE AUSTIN TEXAS AND UH YOUR GONNA LIKE THIS GUY CAUSE THIS GUY CLEARLY IS A FAN OF 1 PARTICULAR CAR ART WHAT'S GOING ON GOOD TO SEE YOU NOW INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOUR PASSION IS CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE IT. YEAH EXACTLY I KEEP IT HIDDEN MY NAME IS JAMES MORRISON AND MY PASSION ARE PORSCHE 928S

WELL THIS WHOLE SPECIAL IS ABOUT COOL GARAGES AND AS I LOOK AROUND I SEE THAT YOU'RE A FAN OF TOYS I SEE RC AIRPLANES I SEE RC CARS. WHICH ONE OF THESE DO YOU PLAY WITH THE MOST WELL IT JUST DEPENDS ON THE WEATHER AND THE DAY OBVIOUSLY THIS ONE GOES TO THE TRACK SO IT KIND OF GETS THE HARDEST PLAY, THIS ONE IS THE NEWEST ONE IT'S A 94 928 GTS I'M SEEING YOUR LIPS MOVING AND I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO YOU BUT I'M STILL JUST BLOWN AWAY THAT I'M STANDING HERE STARING AT ALL THE SAME CAR A GARAGE FULL OF 928'S IT'S CRAZY UH THEN YOU HAVE A 92 928 GTS IT'S THE ONLY 1992 GTS IN THE UNITES STATES. IT'S REALLY GREAT IT'S UNIQUE WITH THE UH EURO PLATES AND EVERYTHING ON IT THE 88 MAKES THE NICEST SOUND SO IF I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING TO GET INTO TROUBLE BY MAKING A LOT OF NOISE THE 88 S4 IS PRETTY GOOD IS THERE ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO THE UH COLORS YOU'VE CHOSEN FOR EACH YEAR. NO NOT AT ALL JUST THE COLORS THAT HAPPENED TO BE AVAILABLE AND THE CONDITIONS OF THE CAR THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR AT THE TIME AND I DECIDED TO HAVE A 928S WITH THE REAR LIP SPOILER AND IT'S GOT A FRONT KIND OF LIP SPOILER TOO THAT'S COMPARABLE TO THAT I REMEMBER THE S4 I LEARNED ABOUT UH EDDIE MURPHY WAS ON THE LETTERMAN SHOW AND HE WS TALKING ABOUT WHAT CAR HE HAD AND HE SAID HE HAD THIS S4 SO I HAD TO GO SEE WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT SO THAT'S HOW I GOT EXPOSED TO THE S4

YOU KNOW AND I CHECKED SOMETHING OUT BECAUSE WE DID FABIO'S GARAGE AND SOMETHING I FOUND VERY IMPRESSIVE WAS THE FACT THAT FABIO HAD LICENSE PLATES ON MANY OF THOSE CRAZY MOTORCYCLES OF HIS. YOU I SEE THAT THESE ARE ALL REGISTERED THESE ARE ALL READY TO GO RIGHT NOW THESE ARE ALL STREET CARS YEAH I DRIVE EM, ALL KEEPING THEM REGISTERED UH LICENSED GASSED OILED IT IT'S ALMOST A FULL TIME JOB I OFTEN HAVE WANTED AND DREAMED OF HAVING 18 OR 20 CARS I'VE GOT A BIG LIST OF CARS THAT I'D LIKE TO ADD TO THE COLLECTION AND I I ALWAYS THINK WELL EVEN IF I HAD THE GARAGE SPACE TO PUT EM, KEEPING UP WITH THEM WOULD BE JUST UNMANAGEABLE I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY ELSE THAT HAS THIS NUMBER OF 928S NOT NOT IN YOU KNOW DRIVABLE NICE CONDITION THERE ALL READY TO GO YEAH, I KNOW PEOPLE WITH 928S THEY HAVE A FAIR NUMBER OF THEM AND YOU KNOW 4 OF THEM ARE PARTS CARS AND THERE IN VARIOUS STATES OF DISREPAIR IN THEIR YARD YOU KNOW BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THAT HAS A GARAGE THAT'S SET UP QUITE LIKE THIS PEOPLE OUT THERE THERE WATCHING THE SHOW RIGHT NOW THERE CLEARLY FANS OF GARAGES CAN YOU GO SMALLER THE A 6 CAR I MEAN 6 CAR REALLY IS KIND OF PERFECT HUH FOR ME 6 IS NOT ENOUGH I HAVE A HANGER ACROSS THE STREET THAT I CAN PROBABLY PARK ANOTHER 8 OR 10 CARS IN IF I HAD TO. SO I HAVE A 0 CAR GARAGE CAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH JUNK IN THE GARAGE RIGHT BUT IT'S MOTORCYCLES AND GO CARTS AND THIS KIND OF STUFF THAT'S GOOD STUFF YOU GOTTA HAVE THAT I USED TO RACE MOTORCYCLES BACK IN THE EARLY 90S AND BROKE MY BACK, LATE 80S EARLY 90S BROKE MY BACK IN 1990 RACING MOTOCROSS AND UH WENT WITHOUT SPORTS CARS FOR A FEW YEARS UNTIL 96 I BOUGHT THE 88 S4 SO ARE THERE MODIFICATIONS TO THESE CARS THAT ALLOW YOU TO HAND CONTROL WISE UH THE RACE CAR HAS KIND OF A SEMI PERMANENT HAND CONTROL IN IT UM SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHERE THE HAND CONTROLS ARE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT THE REST OF THE CARS I USE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF HAND CONTROL AND THIS IS ONE OF THE PROBLEMS WITH THEM AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THE HAND CONTROLS ARE AT SO IT'S NOT IN THAT CAR BUT I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE HAND CONTROL AND I'VE USED THESE [PARTICULAR HAND CONTROLS ON THE RACE TRACK BEFORE BUT IT'S NOT A I DON'T RECOMMEND IT BUT THEY WORK YOU HAVE 2 BARS. AND UH THEY THERE JUST ALUMINUM RODS SPUN ALUMINUM RODS WITH CLAWS ON ONE END THAT GRIP THE PEDDLES AND THE HANDLE ON THE OTHER END AND THEN THE RELEASE LEVER ON THE OTHER END SO YOU CAN TAKE EM OFF AND YOU JUST CLAMP ONE TO THE BRAKE AND ONE TO THE GAS AND THEY KIND OF SIT IN YOUR LAP LIKE THIS WHEN YOUR DRIVING ACTUALLY LIKE THIS WHEN YOUR DRIVING SO YOU HAVE ONE HANDLE UP ONE HANDLE HORIZONTAL SO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE YOUR GRABBING WITHOUT LOOKING AND THEY JUST KIND OF SIT THERE BUT WHEN YOUR ON A RACE TRACK AND YOUR FLYING AROUND THERE KIND OF DOING THIS SO IT'S LIKE WOAH AND IT'S SOMETIMES YOU REACH DOWN TO GRAB THE BREAK PEDDLE AND IT'S NOT WHERE YOU LEFT IT LAST YEAR ALMOST EXACTLY A YEAR AGO IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD THIS CAR ON THE RACE TRACK AND WAS JUST TRYING TO FEEL HOW HOW FAR I CAN TAKE IT AND PUSH THE ENVELOPE A LITTLE FURTHER AND A LITTLE FURTHER WE'LL I STEPPED OVER THE LINE AND WENT OFF THE TRACK AT A REALLY HIGH RATE OF SPEED AND IT WAS SO IMPRESSIVE THAT THE GUY THAT WAS BEHIND ME FOUND ME IN THE PADDOCK LATER THAT AFTERNOON AND HE SAID DUDE I WAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU WHEN YOU WENT OFF THE TRACK YOU WERE FLYING AND I DON'T KNOW HOW FAST I WAS GOING BUT I WENT A LONG LONG WAYS THROUGH THE GRASS BEFORE IT FINALLY CAME TO A STOP CAN WE TAKE A LITTLE SPIN IN ONE OF THESE OR SOMETHING I THINK WE DEFINITELY SHOULD CAUSE I SEE YOU LIVE IN KIND OF A QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD LET'S CHANGE THAT YEAH WELL I HAVE BEFORE TRUST ME THE RACE CARS BEEN UP AND DOWN THESE STREETS A LOT OF TIMES AND I LOVE THIS GUY YEAH LET'S GO FOR A SPIN OK

ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS

SCOTT SHAKE MY HAND MY FRIEND I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SHAKE YOUR HAND I APPRECIATE YOU FOR SENDING US AN EMAIL INVITING US OUT TO YOUR GARAGE THAT WAS FANTASTIC I THINK WE HAD FUN YOU GUYS AT HOME RIGHT WE HAD FUN CHECKING OUT SOME GARAGES. ALSO BROUGHT A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOU IT'S THE ART MANN PRESENTS KANGAROO SCHROTUM. THANK YOU YOU LIKE THAT LIKE IT LIKE I LIKE TO SAY CAUSE IT'S A LITTLE TAGLINE I HAVE SAYS ART MANN PRESENTS ON IT IT DOES UH YOU READY FOR THIS,. YOU WONT SEE DAN RATHER PUTTING HIS NAME ON A SAC THANK YOU AVAILABLE AT ARTMANN.COM I REALLY DON'T THINK I REALLY DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GET RICH OFF THOSE BUT I THINK IT'S FUN TO HAVE IN THERE SO THERE YOU GO IT'S UH. IT'S AN ACTUAL SCHROTUM I DON'T KNOW IF YOU YOU SMELL IT YOU CAN TELL OH IT'S A REAL SCHROTUM YEAH THAT'S THE REAL DEAL I WANNA THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING THIS AND UH WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

THAT'S PRIMARILY PUSHUPS IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT THERE YEAH YOU DO PUSH UPS YOU WORK OUT YOU KNOW DIRT BIKE IS GOOD IT'S AN EXCELLENT WORK OUT WORK THE ENTIRE BODY YEAH A LOT OF HAVE SAID RIDDING YOU LOOK A LOT YOU LOOK A LOT STRONGER SO WHAT'S UP BUDDY HE WANTS TO PLAY TOO THERE HE GOES LOOK

OH THERE HE GOES JASON LOOK

EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND WE DO ACTUALLY WORK WITH A GUY LIKE THAT HIS NAMES BARLOW HE'S NOT HERE THIS WEEK BUT MAN HE'S JUST LIKE THAT WHAT OTHER CHANNEL IS GIVING YOU THAT