Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 312

Episode Title: Burlesque World Championships

Description: This week we are in Las Vegas to check out the annual gathering of burlesque dancers from around the world.

Transcript:

TELL ME WHAT WERE ABOUT TO SEE WHAT ARE WE THIS IS UH EXOTIC WORLD IT'S UH BUNCH OF LADIES BURLESQUE DANCING WE'VE BEEN TELLING THEM IT'S THE LIKE THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS YEP THAT'S WHAT IT IS UH OH THIS WEEK WERE GETTING A LITTLE NAUGHTY. IT'S THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. WE WILL STILL TALK TO DRUNK PEOPLE LIKE WE DO ON EVERY SHOW. HOW DOES THAT FEEL THOUGH TO BE IN HIGH DEF. IT'S PRETTY SWEET. NICE HOW YOU DOING WELCOME TO THE SHOW LIKE THAT LITTLE MOVE WE STARTED WITH. HERES THE STORY WERE IN VEGAS, IT'S THE UH BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS I MAKE NO PROMISES WE COMING TO THIS STUFF JUST LIKE YOU GUYS WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. THERE'S REALLY NO OTHER CITY YOU COULD HAVE THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP HELLO LADIES, WERE ON OUR WAY TO THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN THERE AMAZING SOME OF THE COSTUMES AND ALL THE TALENT THAT'S NEXT DOOR. SO FROM WHERE YOU 2 HAVE BEEN STANDING YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN SOME GOOD ENTERTAINMENT INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE COSTUMES AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND GREAT GREAT DANCERS WE, WE'VE SEEN IT ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME LOLA MONTINENT. TELL US WHAT WERE GONNA SEE WITH YOUR ACT. OKAY TONIGHT WHAT I'M DOING IS GEISHA AND IT'S BURLESQUE TELL US WHAT WERE SEEING HERE CAN YOU TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT'S GOING ON YEAH THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND JULIETTE LESMUSE ONE OF THE GREATEST PERFORMERS EVER HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE BURLESQUE TO SOMEONE WHO LIKE ME. GOING INTO IT TONIGHT DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE BURLESQUE OKAY BURLESQUE IS STRIP TEASE SO YOUR ALWAYS GOING TO BE TAKING SOMETHING OFF AND YOUR NEVER GONNA SEE A LOT OF NUDITY IT'S NOT GONNA BE RAUNCHY IT WILL BE FUNNY IN BODY AND SASSY DEPENDING ON THE PERFORMER BUT IT WILL NEVER BE STRIPPER SO IT'S AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE NUDITY THERE'S UM ALWAYS PASTIES AND IT'S ALWAYS VERY TASTEFUL ANYWAY SHE'S GETTING READY TO DO HER THIS IS ONE OF HER MOST FAMOUS ROUTINES YOU JUST GOTTA WATCH IT IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY IF THIS IS JUST A CREATIVE PLATFORM WHERE ANYTHING GOES YOU REALLY CAN JUST MIX ANYTHING TOGETHER YEAH THERE, THERE'S TRADITIONAL BURLESQUE NEIL BURLESQUE, THERE'S PERFORMANCE ART AND THEN THERE'S PEOPLE THAT JUST YOU KNOW THEY LIVE TO BE CREATIVE AND THIS IS HOW THEY EXPRESS THEMSELVES. THERE'S A VERY SPECIFIC SKILL TO WHAT YOUR DOING ISN'T THERE. WELL YOU KNOW WE PRACTICE AND WE PRACTICE GOOD LUCK OUT THERE WERE GONNA SEE YOU PERFORM YOUR THING RIGHT NOW I THINK RIGHT

GOING INTO THIS I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT BURLESQUE AT ALL I HAD NO IDEA I MEAN THE VARIETY THAT YOU SEE BACK HERE

YOU ARE JUST A TRUE FAN OF BURLESQUE IT'S KIND OF FUN TO WHITENESS IT IS YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY MY MOM IS ACTUALLY HERE AND THIS IS HER 6TH MISS EXOTIC WORLD AND IT'S SO FUNNY CAUSE EVERY YEAR SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE WEEPY AND LIKE OH I'M SO PROUD NOW YOU DESCRIBE THAT NUMBER WITH THE ROPE HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THAT TO ME THAT SONG AND THE WHOLE STRUGGLE THING I DON'T KNOW IT JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY SHE PERFORMS THAT NUMBER I FEEL LIKE SHE JUST POURS IT ALL OUT SHE GOES CRAZY. SHE'S 100% VULNERABLE SORRY I'M RAMBLING HERE BTU UM YEAH SHE'S JUST TOTALLY VULNERABLE SHE KICKS ASS AND IN THE END SHE WINS. ITS GOOD WHEN WE BRING SOME CONTENT TO THE TABLE AND YOU HAVE INFORMATION INSIDE THAT BRAIN DON'T YOU I DO I'M A SUPER BURLESQUE NERD I MEAN I KIND OF CAME TO IT FROM A REAL NERDY HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE WHICH IS ACTUALLY NOT UNCOMMON THERE ARE ACTUALLY ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO PERFORMED ON THURSDAY HAS A PHD IN BERLES WE HAVE ACTUALLY THERE ARE 2 THAT I KNOW OF A DOCTOR OF BURLESQUE YES A DOCTOR OF BURLESQUE MANY PEOPLE THINK IT'S STRIPPING BUT IT'S SO VERY DIFFERENT THEN THAT YEAH WELL IT IS, THERE IS JUST A LITTLE FINE LINE BUT I MEAN STRIPPING CAME FROM BURLESQUE AND BURLESQUE STARTED IN THE LATE 1800S AND I CAN GIVE YOU THIS WHOLE PBS SPEAL RIGHT NOW. BUT I'LL KEEP IT IN A NUTSHELL THE BIG DIFFERENCE IS BURLESQUE IS ABOUT THE TEASE STRIPPING IS ABOUT THE STRIP. YOU KNOW ONE OF THE THINGS THAT'S REALLY UNIQUE ABOUT BURLESQUE AS AN ART FORM IS THAT IN THE MODERN DAY LIKE IN THE 21ST CENTURY MOST OF THESE WOMEN COME TO IT IN A VERY DIFFERENT WAY THEN MOST OTHER LIKE EROTIC ART WHICH IS BASICALLY THAT THERE THERE OWN PRODUCERS THEY MAKE UP THEIR PERSONAS AND THEIR OWN NAMES THEY PICK THEIR MUSIC AND THEIR ROUTINE SO IT'S R REALLY EXPRESSIVE

I PICKED UP ON SOMETHING ELSE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW TONIGHT THERE'S ALSO FUN TO THIS LIKE IT'S ALL EVERYONE'S SMILING IT'S WITH AN ABSOLUTE SENSE OF HUMOR, AND YOU CAN TELL EVERY SINGLE PERFORMER TONIGHT WHICH ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST. UM THEY ALL HAVE THERE'S THIS LITTLE TWIST TO EVERY NUMBER

WE ARE IN THE PIKABO REVIEW FROM PHILADELPHIA WE SAW THIS THERE ARE ABOUT 13 OF US THE GIRLS OF THE PIKABO REVIEW

TELL US ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS DO UP THERE. WE INCORPORATE TECHNICAL DANCING WITH BURLESQUE AND STRIPTEASE YES WE HAVE SINGERS WE HAVE ACTORS WE HAVE FUNNY PEOPLE WE HAVE IT ALL

IS IT A IS IT A PERFORMANCE AN ACT WHAT DO WE CALL THIS IT'S LIKE AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE MOVES YOU KNOW THROW OUR LITTLE PASTIES SOME GLITTER LOTS OF HUMOR BECAUSE YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T GET NAKED BUT WE LOVE DOING IT ANYWAY

WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK VERY EXCITING HERE AS YOU CAN TELL BE BACK WITH MORE FROM THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS WONT SEE THIS ON ESPN MY FRIENDS

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WERE STILL HERE AT THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, BASICALLY WE HEARD ABOUT THIS AND UH WE SAID WE HAVE TO COME TO THIS SOMEONE SENT US AN EMAIL AND THEY SAID UH YOU GOTTA GO TO VEGAS AND CHECK OUT THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS THAT'S REALLY ALL WE NEEDED TO HEARa

TELL US WHAT YOU WON HERE WHAT'S THIS UH WELL BASICALLY IT'S AN AWARD FOR BEING ONE OF THE LEGENDS AND UH JUST AN HONOR FOR BEING ONE OF THE LEGENDS HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN BURLESQUE SINCE 1954 NOOOOO YEAH WAHTS UP MAN HEY LET ME INTRODUCE OURSELVES ALRIGHT GO FOR IT THIS IS MY BROTHER ROD AND THIS IS MY BROTHER DIRK WE ARE OF COURSE THE LANCE BROTHERS IT SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT BURLESQUE THAT PEOPLE ENJOY IS THAT IT DOESN'T CHANGE A LOT THERE'S STILL CLASSIC LIKE STYLE TO IT NO IT DOESN'T CHANGE UH THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES IS THE WOMEN,. TELL ME ABOUT BURLESQUE BABE IT'S GIRLS AND WERE HERE FOR THE CHICKS ABSOLUTELY NOW WERE YOU HERE SPECTATING TONIGHT OR PERFORMING SPECTATING AND WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE SHOW IT WAS VERY VERY WELL PUT TOGETHER IT WAS QUITE AMAZING DO THE LADIES RESPOND BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY SEE UH IMPECCABLE TASTE WITH THE STYLE BABE LET US MOM WAS A COSMETOLOGIST AND SHE GAVE SURREALLY IMPORTANT LESSONS EARLY IN LIFE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HAIR NOW WHAT WHAT ARE YOU WHAT'S THAT CALLED A THOSE ARE PASTIES OH LOOK SHE'S GOT SKILLS THAT IS THE BEAUTIFUL SHANG HI PRO FROM SEATTLE WASHINGTON I'M GETTING HYPNOTIZED YES

AND SHE MAKES HER OWN PASTIES AND COSTUMES WHOLE THING WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THE AWARD. BEST DEBUT BEST DEBUT CONGRATULATIONS THANK YOU IS THIS A LOT OF PRACTICE DO YOU JUST LEARN ONE DAY THAT YOU HAVE THAT SKILL IT ACTUALLY TOOK ME ABOUT 3 MONTHS TO LEARN HOW TO DO THIS. YEAH IT TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME WHAT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT THING THERE WITH YOU AND OH SHOULDER ISOLATIONS YOU CAN'T LIKE THE SHOULDER ISOLATION IS THE HARDEST PART. YOU CAN'T DO IT UNLESS YOU'VE GOT LIKE THE SHOULDER THING THE PRACTICE THE SHOULDER FLEXIBILITY AND THEN EVENTUALLY YOU CAN DO IT THIS WAY

DESCRIBE CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR ACT

LOVE IT ALL ABOUT LOVE ALL FOR LOVE ALL FOR LOVE CAN YOU TELL US UH JUST IN A NUTSHELL JUST WHAT BURLESQUE IS ALL ABOUT BURLESQUE OH HERES MY ESSAY ANSWER BURLESQUE IS FEMININE ENERGY AND CREATIVITY AND IT'S EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY WITH MOXY AND BRAVADO AND GLITTER AND RHINESTONES AND BOOBIES

WHAT'S THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING. HOLY CRAP OH MY GOODNESS SHE'S, SHE'S SO FANTASTIC TODAY ISN'T IT

TELL EVERY ONE DESCRIBE YOUR ACT FOR THEM I DID A FAN DANCE IN THE AIR IN A BIG HOOP

IS THERE SOME TRIAL AND ERROR INVOLVED IN LEARNING THAT ARE THERE SOME BRUISES SOME CUTS YOU WANNA SEE SOME

NOW WHEN YOUR UP THERE AND YOUR LOOKING DOWN YOU SEE ALL THOSE FACES WHAT IS THAT LIKE WHAT ARE YOU IT'S AMAZING JUST EVERYBODY'S SO HAPPY YOU KNOW IT'S JUST IT'S THE HAPPIEST PLACE TO BE REALLY THIS IS THE BIG UH THE CHAMPIONSHIPS TONIGHT BUT IS THERE A LOT OF EMPHASIS ON WHO WINS OR IS IT MORE ABOUT JUST BEING HERE MAKING THE APPEARANCE IT'S A LOT OF COMMUNITY SO IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW IT'S KIND OF LIKE SUMMER CAMP TO SEE EVERYBODY LIKE HEY HOPE YOU DOING

TELL US ABOUT YOUR ACT THIS ONE OR THE ONE WE NORMALLY DO IT'S CALLED I WANNA BE LOVED BY YOU IT'S ORIGINALLY BY MARILYN MONROE AND UH WE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A REALLY NICE NUMBER TO BE ABLE TO GIVE OUT TO THE AUDIENCE OF EXOTIC WORLD BECAUSE THEY WERE SO GOOD TO US LAST YEAR WHEN WE WON SO. WE FIGURED WE WOULD GIVE A LITTLE LOVE BACK

TELL ME FROM HEAD TO TOE HERE WAHTS GOING ON OH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF THE RAMENT OF ROYALTY I GUESS UH MACHINE DAZZLE DESIGN FROM NEW YORK. MADE MY CROWN TALK TO THEM RIGHT NOW ABOUT BURLESQUE WELL I WOULD SAY THAT BURLESQUE IS WELL IT WAS THE FOR RUNNER TO WHAT WE WOULD CALL S TRIPPING NOW DAYS BUT NOW I WOULD PERSONALLY CALL IT MORE KITCHY EXPLAIN WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT BURLESQUE IS ALL ABOUT IT BASICALLY IS MEANT TO BE A VARIETY SHOW IT'S WHAT EVER THE HELL YOU WANT WERE ABOUT A LITTLE BIT OF THE TEASE WERE A LITTLE MORE ABOUT PUTTING OURSELVES OUT ON STAGE AS WERE FABULOUS DON'T YOU WISH YOU KNEW US BETTER ARE THERE ANY CHALLENGES TO NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES I MEAN YOU CLEARLY ARE ALMOST NAKED RIGHT HERE EXCEPT FOR YES I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO BE NAKEDER WE GIVE OUT AWARDS ONCE A YEAR WE GIVE OUT AN AWARD FOR BEST HAT YOUR HAT IS BEAUTIFUL THIS ISN'T A HAT NO IT'S AN ORGANIC HAT YEAH IT'S ORGANIC THIS IS AS ORGANIC AS A PETROLEUM PRODUCT CAN GET BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR WINNING BEST HAT I JUST WANNA THANK EVERYBODY OUT THERE IN TV LAND FOR BESTOWING UPON ME THE CROWN OF BEST HAT

WHERE DO YOU BEGIN IF YOU CAUSE THIS IS A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO BE NUTS, WHERE DO YOU BEGIN LIKE WHAT'S YOUR INSPIRATION FOR THIS UM IT'S JUST THE INSANITY OF DAILY LIFE YEAH I'M JUST THROWING IT ON THERE DESCRIBE YOU'RE ACT WHAT DO YOU DO I DO SINGING BURLESQUE STRIP TEASE BROADWAY KIND OF ALL IN ONE AND ALSO CIRCUS ACTS I GREW UP IN THE CIRCUS SO TELL US ABOUT YOUR ACT TONIGHT. WELL IT WAS ABOUT SORT OF A TRIBUTE SLASH MOCKERY OF THE VOYAGE TO MISS EXOTIC WORLD AND THE CRAZINESS THAT ENSUES THE ENTIRE WEEKEND.

WE ENJOY PLAYING TO OUR AUDIENCE SO IF WERE PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE THAT'S SEEN A WHOLE LOT OF BURLESQUE AT MISS EXOTIC WORLD WE TRY TO GEAR IT TOWARDS THAT IF WERE PLAYING TO A ROOM FULL OF VIRGINS WE TRY TO GEAR IT TOWARDS THAT TELL US WHAT AWARD YOU WON TONIGHT I WON 2ND RUNNER UP FOR WHAT'S THE CATEGORY MISS OH FOR MISS EXOTIC WORLD YEAH

CAN YOU TALK TO THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT HAVEN'T BEEN EXPOSED TO BURLESQUE TALK TO THEM RIGHT NOW THEY, THEY'VE NEGLECTED BURLESQUE DON'T BE SCARED YOU NEED TITTIES AND IT'S NOT STRIPPING JUST FOR THE RECORD IT'S, IT'S THEATRICAL ART IT'S DANCE IT'S MOVEMENT IT'S CHARACTER IT'S, AMAZING I MEAN WERE TAKING OFF OUR CLOTHES ON STAGE SO IT'S STRIPPING UM IT'S STRIPPING IN IT'S FINEST FORM IN THE WAY THAT THERE'S A WINK AND A NOD THERE'S A TEASE

SKARCH S K A R C H. IT'S A COMBINATION OF SKANK AND MARCH CAUSE YOU KNOW MARCH IS A SKANKY MONTH IT IS IT DOESN'T WORK SO MUCH FOR SKOON OR SKULY IF YOU HAD TO SUM IT UP WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IT'S LIKE SMURF IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW

WHAT THE HECK

THESE ARE AS A PHOTOGRAPHER THESE ARE EASY SUBJECTS THEY KIND OF DO THEY JUST DO ALL THE MAGIC FOR YOU DON'T THEY THERE'S NOTHING TO THIS NO THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO IT TELL THE VIEWERS WERE TAKING A QUICK BREAK BUT WE'LL BE BACK TELL THEM NOT TO GO ANYWHERE THEY'LL LISTEN TO YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S BAD FOR YOU WERE TAKING A QUICK BREAK WHEN WE COME BACK MORE BURLESQUE RIGHT ON

THIS IS GOOD HEY WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW THE PARTYING CONTINUES HOW YOU DOING MAN WERE ROLLING RIGHT NOW. LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING WHOA WHAT WAS THAT. THIS WE'VE BEEN CALLING THIS SHOW THE BURLESQUE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS RIGHT WE'LL MISS EXOTIC WORLD COMPETITION 2007 BUT HERES THE DEAL I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE WE ARE EXPOSING A LOT OF PEOPLE TO BURLESQUE FOR THE FIRST TIME A LOT OF OUR VIEWERS DON'T KNOW AND THEY ARE EXPOSING THEMSELVES TO YOU YES THEY ARE AND WE WATCHED YOU YOU ARE VERY FUNNY AHH THAT'S MY JOB I AM AN MC

IT LOOKS LIKE UH THE BIG BURLESQUE CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE OVER BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE PARTY IS JUST GETTING STARTED RIGHT HERE A BUNCH OF BURLESQUE PERFORMERS ENJOYING THEMSELVES

TONIGHT SHOW IS LIKE UH THE CREAM OF THE CROP IT'S THE BEST ENTERTAINERS NATION WIDE, THE CRE ME DE LE CRE ME THE MAJOR DE MAJOR THE BEST OF THE BEST INTERNATIONALLY OF BURLESQUE PERFORMERS tonight I SAW YOUR ACT UNBELIEVABLE WELL THANK YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS LIKE HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH GIVE ME THE PROCESS CAUSE LIKE YOU DO EVERYTHING RIGHT YOU GUYS DECIDE ON THE LIGHTING THE MUSIC THE CHOREOGRAPHY YEAH WELL LIKE A LOT OF THE TIME THIS NUMBER THIS PARTICULAR NUMBER IT WAS THE MUSIC YOU KNOW TOTALLY ECLIPSE BONNALY TYLER YOU HEAR THE FIRST CHORD AND YOU KNOW YOU KNOW IT HAS TO BE DONE

DO YOU HAVE ANY PERSONALLY FAVORITES CAUSE THERE ARE VARIOUS STYLES IT SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN GO OLD SCHOOL YOU CAN GO YOU CAN GO THERE GOES FROM TRADITIONAL TO PERFORMANCE ART THE ONE WITH THE ROPE THAT WAS CRAZY. JULIETTE IS MY FAVORITE SHE WON LAST YEAR SHE CAME OUT OF A BALLOON AND I KEPT THE BALLOON SHE WAS IN NOW WHAT DID YOU THINK OF OF HIS PERFORMANCE TONIGHT YEAH BRAVO THAT'S WHAT I THINK TOO,. NOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME NOW I CLEARLY HAVE BEEN CONVERTED I CLEARLY ENJOY THIS NOW WELL YOU WILL BE HERE NEXT YEAR DOING YOUR OWN STYLE OF BOY LESQUE THINKING OF SOMETHING YES YOU'LL BE THE WEATHER MAN SEXY WEATHER MAN GIVING THE WEATHER AND YOU CAN HAVE HAZY AND WE GOT SOME STORMY WEATHER COMING LIKE THAT WHAT ARE SOME OF THE ELEMENTS OF THE PERFORMANCE THAT REALLY STRIKE YOU ACROBATIC DEVOTCHED

I LIKE THE COMEDY ELEMENT. HEY YOUR ROPE GUY. THAT'S THE ROPE ENGENEER WELL DONE MAN NOW I SAW THAT ACT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN SCREW THAT UP BY DOING THAT'S NO EASY TASK THAT ROPE HAS TO BE PERFECT YEAH IT REALLY HAS TO BE TIGHT YOU SE THE SHOW YES HAVE YOU SEEN BURLESQUE BEFORE LIKE THAT NO SEE I LIKE THIS THIS IS WHAT WE NEED FOR OUR SHOW GIMMIE YOUR FEEDBACK YOUR IMPRESSIONS OF THE THING WELL A THERE'S A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL' WOMEN IN ONE PLACE THAT'S ALWAYS A PLUS AND THE ALL DRESSED UP YOU CAN SEE THERE ALL DOLLED UP AND BEAUTIFUL AND THEN THEY ALL COME UP THE BARS TOO WHICH IS NICE ABUSE IT GIVES US GUYS OUT HERE A LITTLE CHANCE TO GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH THEM YOU ALL SEEM TO BE PRETTY TIGHT YOUR A LOT OF FRIENDSHIPS HERE OH TOTALLY IT'S A REUNION WERE ALL HERE AND WE COME BACK EACH YEAR AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER AN EVENT LIKE THIS AND PEOPLE SAY WERE ALL FAMILY OR WHATEVER BUT IT'S NO BS HERE YOU GUYS ARE ALL REALLY TIGHT HERE RIGHT THIS IS LIKE A TIGHT COMMUNITY BFF YEAH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER RIGHT HERE WHAT ABOUT ROPE GUY WHY YOU GOTTA CUT HIM OUT OF THE DEAL PROBABLY BFF OKAY BUT AS A FIRST TIME VIEWER OF THE BURLESQUE YOU WEREN'T SURPRISED AT ALL AT WHAT YOU SAW. I WAS REALLY SURPRISED SOME WEIRD STUFF THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF BUT YOU MEAN WEIRD IN A GOOD WAY OH YEAH THERE'S JUST WELL WEIRD SOME WEIRD GOOD SOME WEIRD BAD CRAZY COSTUMES EVERYWHERE. SOME STUFF YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GOING INTO THIS GOING INTO IT BUT NOW I SEE THAT IT'S CRAZY FUN WELCOME, WELCOME CAN I BE A BFF NOW YES I'M ALRIGHT I'M ONLY SLIGHTLY ANNOYING SMALL DOSES IS THE KEY WITH ME MAYBE JUST A BF I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE SECOND F OKAY WELL THAT GIVES US AN OUT NOT HAVING A SECOND F SO YOU HAVE WHAT WAS YOUR PART IN THE BURLESQUE THING TONIGHT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PART IN IT ACTUALLY DID YOU WANT TO YEAH I'M A STAND YOU ENJOY IT YEAH DO YOU ENJOY IT I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME. WERE YOU GUYS ON STAGE TONIGHT YES WE WON BEST DUO WE WERE SPY VS SPY WERE THE HEAVENLY SPIES LOOKING AT WERE LOOKING AT TAPE OF YOU RIGHT NOW

BEST FRIENDS RIPPED EACH OTHER APART HUH WE HAD A GIRL FIGHT ACCIDENTALLY SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE ON STAGE TONIGHT I REMEMBER THE SLAPPING BATTLE YEAH OKAY. HOW DO YOU START CAUSE YOU GUYS DO EVERYTHING FROM THE LIGHTING TO THE COSTUMES TO THE CHOREOGRAPHY I MEAN YOU DO EVERYTHING HOW DO YOU EVEN START COMING UP WITH THIS THING WE USUALLY START WITH THE CONCEPT WERE THE HEAVENLY SPIES SO WE ALREADY HAVE A SPY THEME GOING SO WE DID A THROWBACK COMIC STRIP JUST FOR THE FEEL OF IT ALL THE VINTAGE FEEL OF IT ALL FOR EXOTIC WORLD SO SPY VS SPY WAS AN EASY IDEA CAUSE IT'S MAD MAGAZINE IT'S FROM THAT ERA THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THAT HOW CAN YOU SAY IT'S AWESOME IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT BEFORE BECAUSE I SAID THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME SEEING IT SO YOU HAVE SEEN IT YEAH TONIGHT YEAH WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE ACT I THINK I LIKE THE MONKEY THING THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY AND THE TITANIC AND THE ROPE THE GIRL WITH THE ROPE ALSO WAS VERY FUN TO WATCH CAUSE SHE GAVE IT HER ALL SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND AND I LIKED THAT SHE POURED IT OUT SEE YOU DIDN'T THINK I REALLY SAW IT YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ME HUH UI SAW IT I WATCHED IT YOUR PRETTY QUICK THANK YOU WE WERE HOPING TO FIND SOME DRUNK PEOPLE DOWN HERE I'M DRUNK GO TO YOUR RIGHT THIS GUY CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SEEING THAT'S HOT HUH

HE CANNOT BELIEVE IT TELL ME WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE UH I WISH I COULD I THINK IT IS JUNGLE JUICE WITH SOME ORANGE STUFF IN THERE IT'S A FOOTBALL FULL O BOOZE THAT'S WHAT IT IS BUDDY IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THOSE 2 HUH I KNOW I WANNA PICTURE WITH THEM TOO

SAD NEWS FOR YOU WERE OUT OF TIME THIS IS THE END OF OUR SHOW AWW THAT SUCKS I'M REALLY SAD ABOUT THAT IT'S ALWAYS SAD. YOU KNOW LAST WEEK WE HAD DRUNK PEOPLE THROWING FISH. SO OUR SHOW HAS QUITE A VARIETY WEEK AFTER WEEK WOW YOU GUYS HAVE STEPPED IT UP OR GONE DOWN I DON'T KNOW I THINK WE STEPPED IT UP THROWING FISH TO BURLESQUE DANCING I IT'S UP TO YOU I DON'T KNOW I THINK WE STEPPED IT UP I LIKE TO THINK WE STEPPED IT UP WEEK AFTER WEEK AND THAT'S WHY NEXT WEEK WERE GONNA STEP IT UP AGAIN AGAIN ALRIGHT WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK GOOD LUCK TO YOU. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT FISH THROWING SO THANK YOU AND I'M GLAD YOUR WATCHING AND I'M GLAD YOU'VE BEEN EMAILING US TELLING US ABOUT EVENTS LIKE THIS WE DID TONIGHT THIS WAS A VIEWER EMAIL SO UH KEEP THOSE EMAILS COMING WE HAVE A WHOLE HALF HOUR WHERE WERE JUST GONNA ANSWER EMAILS THAT'S KIND OF FUN IT'S LIKE A UH SOUNDS LIKE A BORING SHOW BUT IT'S GONNA BE FUN SO SEE YOU NEXT TIME THANKS FOR WATCHING

WERE INTRODUCING A SEGMENT THIS WEEK CALLED WTF UH WTF GIANT SHIRT WE WITNESSED YOU UH WE HAD KIND OF AN IMPROMPTU TO PHOTO SHOOT WITH YOU WHAT IS YOUR INSPIRATION CAUSE YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON UPSTAIRS I DON'T HAVE AN INSPIRATION I JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT'S ALL THERE IS NO SPEAKER HERE

THANKS A LOT GLEN THERE'S NO SPEAKER HERE