Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 311

Episode Title: Drunk People Throwing Fish - Unrated

Description: This week we are in Alabama for the bizarre and entertaining Mullet Toss. In this case a Mullet is a fish, not the awesome haircut, although those will be in attendance, too.

Transcript:

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WE ARE IN ALABAMA, RIGHT? (INDISCERNIBLE) ALABAMA WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TELL THEM WHY WE'RE IN ALABAMA THIS WEEK. WE'RE HERE FOR THE MULLET TOSS. THIS IS THE 22ND ANNUAL MULLET TOSS. HDNet T.V.

MULLETS HAPPY MULLET TOSS DAY I CAN'T SEE THE EVENT ITSELF BUT I SEE FISH ON THE HORIZON HERE. WELL YOUR AT THE MULLET TOSS AND YOUR GOING TO SEE FISHES FLYING AROUND.

FIRST TIME EVER WE'RE BRINGING THE SHOW TO YOU FROM ALABAMA, WHAT BROUGHT US HERE? WHAT EVENT MADE US JUST JUMP IN THE CAR AND DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO ALABAMA, LEMME EXPLAIN IT'S THE MULLET TOSS AND THE EASIEST WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS, I THINK IS IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF DRUNK PEOPLE THROWING FISH. SO LET'S GO DOWN THERE AND TALK TO THEM. THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT. THIS WILL BE T.V. GOLD.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS HOW THIS FISH TOSSING WORKS. I'M A VIRGIN HERE. DO YOU KNOW THE RULES OF THE MULLET TOSS. I DO. I DO. YOU ACTUALLY STAND IN A HOOP AND YOU THROW THE FISH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THIS THING. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BY THE END OF THE SHOW WE'LL FIND OUT. I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO DECIDED TO START CHUCKING FISH. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY STARTED THAT CRAP. ANY EXCUSE TO PARTY DOWN HERE. EXACTLY. IT'S LEGAL TO DRINK ON THE BEACH HERE RIGHT? OH YEAH

FIRST TOSSER NOW YOU GOTTA STAY INSIDE THE RING. FIRST TOSSER IN HIGH HEELS OR WHATEVER KIND OF HEELS THOSE ARE CALLED. WAY TO GO SABRINA.

90 FEET 10 INCHES 90 AND 10 INCHES ARE WE IN ALABAMA OR FLORIDA RIGHT NOW? ALABAMA WHERE IS THE LINE? WE'RE ON THE FLORIDA/BAMA LINE WE DON'T CARE -WE DON'T EVEN CARE WE'RE JUST HERE TO PARTY. IT'S ART MANN. ART MANN THIS IS CHICO. OH LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE DOG HERE. ART MANN THIS IS CHICO DOES HE LIKE FISH CAUSE THEY'RE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. -HE LOVES FISH.

117.7 AND A QUARTER.

HOW DID YOU LEARN ABOUT THE MULLET TOSS. HOW DID I LEARN ABOUT IT? YOU CAN'T LIVE IN THIS AREA AND NOW LEARN ABOUT THE MULLET TOSS. ARE YOU GUYS CHUCKING THE FISH? WE MIGHT. -WE MIGHT I MIGHT BE A CONTESTANT. NOW ARE THE FISH THAT THEY'RE THROWING THEY'RE NOT ALIVE ARE THEY? NO. THEY'RE DEAD. I THREW ONE, MY CLAIM TO FAME IS THE FIRST MULLET TOSS I EVER DID WAS 117 1/2 FEET THAT'S A GOOD TOSS -YEAH IT'S ALL RIGHT. IF YOU SHOW THE GROUND, YOU WILL SEE THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET SOME ENTERTAINING T.V. TONIGHT. -OH YEAH NOW ALL THESE BOATS THAT HAVE GATHERED RIGHT HERE, THAT'S JUST TO BE PART OF THE MULLET TOSS. YES. I LOVE IT I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE I'M THROWN IN THESE SITUATIONS THAT YOU GUYS CAN'T REALLY SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE SO STEVE, BECAUSE HE'S AN ARTIST AND HE IS VERY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES IS GOING TO DO A BEAUTIFUL HD 360 RIGHT NOW AND SHOW YOU WHAT'S UP. THIS IS AN ART MANN PRESENTS SPECIAL FEATURE, YOUR OTHER SHOWS WONT DO THIS LOOKING OUT AT THE GULF OF MEXICO TONS OF PEOPLE IN ALABAMA AND OVER HERE MULLET TOSS NOW YOUR LOOKING INTO FLORIDA, NICE! THE AMP 360

WHAT IS THE BIG PRIZE? IF YOU WIN. IF YOU WIN YOU GOT A BAR TAB AND YOU GET A PLAQUE. MY ROOMMATE WON IT TWO YEARS AGO. OH SO IT'S AN HONOR, -NO DOUBT. THE BAMA GIVES YOU A PLAQUE AND ALL THAT AND YOU GET A BAR TAB -YOUR PART OF HISTORY AND YOUR PART OF HISTORY WITH A BAR TAB THAT NIGHT. I THINK THAT'S WHY THAT GUY CARRIES THAT DOG I THINK FOR THIS SPECIFIC REASON. -I THINK SO YEAH -EXACTLY WHY HE DOES IT BUT WE CAN MAKE FUN ALL WE WANT BUT HELLO IT'S WORKING. IT IS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN THE DENTAL FLOSS OUT THERE BUT THERE'S A LOT OF IT AROUND AND WE ENJOY IT. WHAT IS THIS PREDICTION, YOU PREPARED TO TALK SOME SMACK. SHE'S GONNA WIN, SHE'S IN SECOND PLACE RIGHT NOW BUT SHE'S GONNA COME BACK AND SHE'S GONNA BEAT THE GIRL IN FRONT OF HER LET ME UNDERSTAND THIS. YOU'VE ALREADY THROWN ONCE -I HAVE YOUR SITTING IN SECOND -YUP THEY'LL BE A FINAL IN A LITTLE WHILE? -AT 4:30 AT 4:30 WE'LL FIND OUT IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES. -YUP WE'LL SEE. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE OUT THERE. CAUSE YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE FOR THREE HOURS TO ACTUALLY THROW. NOW LISTEN, WE PROMISE NOT TO SHOW THIS TO ANYONE, WHAT IS THE SECRET HOW DID YOU THROW IT THAT FAR. I WAS TOLD IN LINE YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE MULLET AND THEN YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR THUMB UNDER THE GILLS AND THROW IT LIKE THAT -SO YOUR BREAKING HIS BACK TO CREATE MORE OF A ROUND FISH? -YES. AND THEN WHAT ABOUT I DIDN'T QUITE GET THE.. YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR THUMB LIKE IN THE GILLS WHERE THEY BREATHE -RIGHT. STICK YOUR THUMB IN THE GILLS AND THEN -THAT WAY HE'S NOT SLIPPERY. -YUP. WE FOUND IT, YOUR LOOKING AT A LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO THROW A FISH. WHO WANTS TO TELL ME ABOUT TECHNIQUE. TECHNIQUE, IT'S ALL ABOUT IT'S ALL ABOUT BENDING THE FISH IN HALF SO THAT YOU GET IT AS DENSE, LIKE A BALL. AS POSSIBLE. TELL THEM WHAT YOUR GOING TO GET IF YOU WIN -A $500 BAR TAB. THERE IS ALSO A PLAQUE, ISN'T THAT EXCITING. OH YOU GET A TROPHY TOO -SOME DUMB TROPHY -BUT $500 BAR TAB HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO MAYBE A SPIRAL? A SPIRAL? NO. NO. THE FISHES DORSAL FIN DOES NOT WORK AS A VERTICAL STABILIZER. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO MAN? I'M GONNA PUT A TAIL IN THE MOUTH AND SPIN AROUND LIKE A HELICOPTER. YOU HAVE SOMETHING SECRET YOUR GOING TO DO? YEAH I'M USING MY TECHNIQUE FROM LAST YEAR. -GIVE US AN IDEA. THEY GAVE ME AN INSIGHT LAST YEAR, YOU FOLD IT IN HALF AND YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE A COUPLE STEPS AND THEN THROW.

SO TELL THEM AT HOME WHAT THEY SHOULD BRING WITH THEM TO THE MULLET TOSS. BRING WITH YOU LOTS OF BEER, AN ICE CHEST, PEANUTS, A NUT SCRATCHER, AND NO THAT'S IT. NUT SCRATCHER, YOU KNOW -WHAT'S THAT? NUT SCRATCHER, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS? -NO. IT'S A DEVICE THAT YOU SCRATCH YOUR NUTS WITH. WE HAVE ONE MORE MULLET TOSS VIRGIN. AND SHE BROKE THE BACK OF HER FISH, SHE'S ABOUT READY TO TOSS IT. GO AHEAD CAROLYN.

ALL RIGHT BUT AT LEAST SHE KNOWS TO GO GET HER FISH WITHOUT BEING TOLD. THEY REALLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS NUT SCRATCHER, IS THAT LIKE A BACK SCRATCHER KIND OF -KIND OF THE SAME THING BUT YOU DO IT ON YOUR NUTS. FROM WHERE YOU ARE IN LINE, CAN YOU SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE? YEAH WE CAN SEE EM. -NOW TALK SOME SMACK. WHAT ARE THEY DOING WRONG? BAD TECHNIQUE, -TERRIBLE. YEAH HOW WOULD A DRUNK GUY THROW THE FISH? JUST PICK IT UP AND THROW THAT SUCKER MAYBE STUMBLE UP TO THE LINE -YEAH

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DON'T THIS BEFORE? -TWICE DID YOU MAKE ANY ERRORS LAST TIME YOUR GOING TO CORRECT? NO. I WON. SHE'S A TWO YEAR AGO CHAMPION YOU REALLY? -YEAH SO YOUR PART OF HISTORY OF THIS PLACE FOREVER. -I AM. NOW TELL ME ABOUT THAT WINNING TOSS, WAS JUST EVERYTHING PERFECT THAT DAY? IT WAS. SO EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH KNOWS IF YOUR IN THIS WHOLE PART OF THE COUNTRY -BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA GO TIGERS WHOOO

CAN YOU SMELL THE FISH? THE FISH IS ALL OVER ME, I APOLOGIZE. I SMELL THAT FISH, WASH YOUR HANDS. -I DID, IT DOESN'T COME OFF. C'MON YOU GOTTA USE THAT SOAP, DOVE SOAP. DID YOU THROW ANY FISH? -I DID. I ACTUALLY WON THE MULLET TOSS. WHOOOOO SHE'S ON HER OWN MULLET TOSS. I COME ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA I JUST GOT HERE TODAY. HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING ON? I GOT FRIENDS HERE.

WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK WHEN WE COME BACK. WE'LL HAVE MORE FROM THE MULLET TOSS. (CHEERS)

OUR T.V. FRIENDS ARE BACK, WE'RE BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL -HEY -TENNESSEE PEOPLE ONLY COME HERE FOR THE GIRLS. THAT'S WHAT THEY JUST SAID. THEY'RE OUT HERE TO GET SOME SUN, (SLURRING) NO, THEY'RE OUT HERE FOR THE GIRLS. THE SOUTHERN GIRLS, CAUSE YOUR YANKEES. -LOST CONTROL OF THE SHOW AGAIN. YOU SEE HOW THAT HAPPENED? TELL ME ABOUT MULLET TOSS, WHEN DID THIS THING GET STARTED, WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? IT'S MY SECOND ANNUAL MULLET TOSS. -YEAH IT'S THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER -DUH! PEOPLE CANCEL CHRISTMAS TO COME DOWN HERE. CANCEL CHRISTMAS VACATION.

I WAITED TWO HOURS IN LINE, I WAS FIRED UP

AND I FAILED AT THE LAST MINUTE. WHAT I DID SENT IT OUT IN THE CROWD. OH WAIT ARE YOU THE ONE WHO THREW IT AT ME? -THAT'S RIGHT -IS THAT THE GUY WHO ALMOST HIT ME? YES IT IS. IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL, I PROMISE.

JUST SITTING HERE AND THEN THIS GUY GOES HEY MAN, I THINK THIS FISH IS GOING TO HIT YOU (LAUGHS) I LEAN FORWARD LIKE THIS THE SON OF A B# TCH HITS THE BACK OF HIS CHAIR.

UM, 120 QUART ICE CHEST WITH ABOUT 950 WATTS. ZOOM IN ON THAT STEVE.

WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 7 YEARS AND THIS IS THE LAST YEAR, WE'RE GOING TO RETIRE THE BLENDER. NO! -YES! WE'RE GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE. ACTUALLY NEXT YEAR WE'RE GOING TO GET TWO BLENDERS BUT THIS IS THE YEAR WE'RE RETIRING IT THIS YEAR. IT SEEMS LIKE THE FISH TOSS IS A BIG PART OF THIS WHOLE THING BUT GUESS WHAT THIS IS OUR OWN MULLET TOSS. IT'S OUR DRINK TOSS. WE GOT OUR OWN THING GOING. IT BRINGS OUT EVERY WALK OF LIFE HEY THEY JUST, WE JUST GIVE EM AWAY WE'RE GIVEN IT TO EM LIKE THEY AIN'T EVER SEEN IT BEFORE. THAT'S RIGHT -NOW HAVE YOU ACTUALLY THROWN SOME..

SO WE DON'T REALLY CARE MUCH ABOUT THROWING FISH OVER IN THIS PART OF THE BEACH. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE HERE AT THE MULLET TOSS. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. HEY, RIGHT LIKE THIS, I LIKA THIS YOU LIKA YOU LIKA THIS, THIS IS HEY SUCKY TIME VERY NICE. (SCREAMS)

YOU LIKA THAT, AH VERY NICE.

TELL ME ABOUT THIS THING? -MULLET TOSS? OH GOSH EVERY YEAR THE PEOPLE COME OUT AND THEY COMPETE WHO CAN TOSS THE MULLET THE FURTHEST AND THE ONE WHO WINS GETS BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THE TENNESSEE GUYS RIGHT HERE. THEY'RE YANKEES. WAIT! I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS THEY'RE BORDERLINE -YOU'RE A YANKEE YEAH I KNOW.

GIMME A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT YOU'VE CONSUMED TODAY GOOD GOD! CAN I REALLY SAY? I CAN PROBABLY DO IT FOR HER. SHE'S HAD 3 BANANA DAIQUIRIS, 1 UH, 4 YOU'VE HAD 3 BANANA ONES 1 PINA COLADA, SHE'S HAD (SCREAMS) A MARGARITA AND NOW SHE'S DRINKING A STRAWBERRY PINEAPPLE DAIQUIRI. WE HAVE A MULLET AT THE MULLET TOSS. HOW YOU DOIN MY MAN -GOOD NICE TO MEET YOU. SHOW OFF THIS HAT RIGHT HERE. -I'M BIF PIB BIG PIB -WHAT'S YOUR NAME? BIF PIB B-I-F, P-I-B STEVE LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT HERE. CHECK IT OUT THE FUNNEL. I LIKE THAT CAUSE IT'S ORGANIC LIKE THEY DIDN'T JUST START DOING THAT BECAUSE WE WE'RE SHOOTING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT'S A BEER BONG IN THE WILD. TELL US ABOUT THE MULLET TOSS MY MULLET FRIEND MULLET TOSS THE WAY I LIKE TO DESCRIBE MULLET TOSS IS TALLADEGA WITHOUT THE CARS. -NICE. IT IS TALLADEGA WITHOUT THE CARS I'M TELLING YOU. GIMME SOME PLAY BY PLAY ON THIS, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE. LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND DRINK IT TOGETHER. IT'S PROBABLY A GUY VERSUS GIRL THING. SEE WHO CAN DRINK THE QUICKEST, SHE PROBABLY HAS A SPECIAL TECHNIQUE. THEY ARE ADDING MORE. -THEY ARE ADDING MORE BEER. OH MY GOD (LAUGHS) THEY'RE ACTUALLY THROWING THE FISH. THEY'RE THROWING IT ACROSS. THEY'RE THROWING IT FROM ALABAMA IT'S LIKE ALABAMA DON'T WANT THE MULLET NO MORE, FLORIDA YOU TAKE IT. SO IS IT KIND OF F/U TO FLORIDA? AH, I DON'T WANT TO GO THAT FAR AND SAY I DON'T WANT TO GO THAT FAR BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE MIGHT TAKE IT DIFFERENT THROWING A FISH INTO THEIR STATE. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT TAKE IT INSULTING, OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT TAKE IT LIKE HEY, THANK YOU FOR THE FISH. WE'RE HUNGRY. WE'RE HUNGRY THANK YOU FOR THE FISH. YOUR OPTIMISTIC, YOUR SAYING THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FISH. YES, I'M MORE OF A PACIFIST. -RIGHT. I DON'T LIKE TO FIGHT. GUY VERSUS GIRL HE'S CHUGGING IT, SHE'S CHUGGING IT SIPPING IT DOWN OH, -SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BURNT OUT. WE SAY HER CAPPING THAT. SHE TOOK A BREAK, OH LOOKS LIKE HE WON. OH FOAM WAS AN ISSUE. TELL ME ABOUT THE MULLET TOSS. THE MULLET TOSS IT IS A WONDERFUL EVENT WHERE THEY THROW DEAD FISH. ESSENTIAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME A LIST OF THINGS THAT A PERSON MIGHT WANT TO BRING TO THE MULLET TOSS. WE'LL PUT IT ON THE SCREEN AS YOU SAY IT, IT'S PRETTY COOL. A COOLER, A COOLER, A BARF BAG A TOWEL UM MONEY FOR BAIL THAT'D BE AWESOME. YOU GUYS FOUND LOVE AT THE MULLET TOSS. (LAUGHS) THAT IS KING MULLET. -CAN WE SUMMON HIM? LET'S SUMMON HIM. SEXY HUH? -YOU ARE VERY GUILTY.

WE HAVE ONE REQUEST SHE WANTS TO TOSS YOUR MULLET.

WHERE DOES EVERYONE GO? WHAT DO YOU DO NOW HERE? WELL YOU GO BACK TO YOUR CONDO AND GET CHANGED AND COME BACK RIGHT HERE TO FLORABAMA OR I HEAR THE LOCALS GO TO LAVATE, I HAVEN'T FREQUENTED LAVATE MYSELF BUT I HEAR IT'S THE PLACE TO GO. IS THAT YOUR MAN OUT THERE? TALK TO OUR CAMERA OVER HERE. OH SH# T NO. -IS HE PEEING? HE'S PEEING ISN'T HE? HE IS. YOUR PEEING AREN'T YOU? DON'T PEE IN OUR WATER. IS THAT EMBARRASSING TO BE PEEING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. NO. NOT REALLY. HEY, IT'S NOT UNUSUAL FOR US TO DROP A WHOPPING 45 GRAND AT THE BAR.

HE'S DRUNK? -HE'S DRUNK. NO, I'M NOT DRUNK, NO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A LONG TIME, I CAN SPOT A DRUNK THIS GUY HAS THAT, WHAT'D YOU HAVE ONE BEER? YEAH I HAD ONE BEER, ONE BEER DON'T CLASSIFY ME AS DRUNK DOES IT? HE'S HAD ONE BEER AND ABOUT 10 BUSHWHACKERS NICE! AHHHHHH WHAT IS A BUSHWHACKER, TELL THEM. A BUSHWHACKER IS A CHOCOLATY DELIGHT THAT WOULD GET YOU SO MESSED UP, WE HAVE A CHOCOLATY DELIGHT ON OUR STAFF, HELLO, LAMONT (LAUGHS)

WOULD YOU LIKE A CHOCOLATY DELIGHT, I LOVE A CHOCOLATY DELIGHT -BRING IT ON. (LAUGHS) ALL RIGHT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO BE INSIDE. TELL THEM NOT TO GO AWAY YOU GOTTA HELP ME. DONG TO AWAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. -SEE I CAN'T DO THAT PART.

(CHEERS)

WELCOME BACK YOU GUYS, WE'RE AT WHAT IS THIS? FLORABAMA? DAMN RIGHT, DAMN RIGHT -IT'S THE STATE LINE HERE. SO TELL THEM WHAT THEY CAN EXPECT AT NIGHT AT FLORABAMA -NAKED GIRLS -LOOK AROUND GOD DAMN. DRINKS, THAT'S WHAT'S UP. I GOTTA A SUNBURN BUT I RECOVERED FROM IT BUT IT'S THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET.

WHERE ARE YOU GIRLS FROM? -PENSACOLA. ALL RIGHT NOW IS IT A LITTLE BIT MORE LAID BACK HERE ON THE ALABAMA SIDE? YES. IT IS DEFINITELY. THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS TELLING US. THEY SAID FLORIDA IS A LITTLE TOO UPTIGHT. WELL, YEAH IT'S MUCH MORE LAID BACK HERE IN ALABAMA. DO YOU KNOW IF YOU GO OUT IN LIKE VEGAS OR SOMEWHERE EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE DRESSED SORT OF THE SAME. -THAT'S RIGHT. THERE IS A VARIETY HERE. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT, WE DROVE 3-1/2 HOURS TO GET TO SEE THIS. TELL THEM WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SEE FISH FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. THAT WAS REALLY AWESOME. -IT WAS A GOOD TIME. AND YOU HAVE TO REALIZE, LIKE YOU MIGHT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED THAT'S VERY BIZARRE TO BE JUST DRINKING, THROWING FISH ALL DAY. ALL RIGHT YEAH I MEAN LIKE PEOPLE COME TO THE MULLET TOSS AND ARE LIKE A WHAT? -YOU KNOW -THEY DON'T REALLY IT'S CRAZY RIGHT? -YEAH ONLY IN THE SOUTH WOULD THAT HAPPEN. ONLY IN ALABAMA. HEY TELL THEM WHAT THEY'RE MISSING RIGHT NOW. TALK TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY WHOLE LIFE I'M 25 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME AN EMAIL YOU DID NOT COME LAST YEAR, -BUT WE'RE HERE NOW YES YOU ARE HERE NOW. HERE'S THE THING, I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE THIS THERE ARE TOO MANY GOOD THINGS TO DO IN THIS COUNTRY. WE CAN'T BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE. LET'S JUST BE HONEST WITH EVERYONE WATCHING YOUR DOIN' SOME BOOZING UP HERE. -OH YEAH GIVE THEM THE HOURS THAT YOU'VE BEEN BOOZING TODAY AND THAT YOU'LL CONTINUE. OKAY, GOT HERE THURSDAY NIGHT, DRANK THE WHOLE WAY HERE. DRANK ALL DAY FRIDAY AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TODAY RIGHT? OKAY WOKE UP ABOUT 9 AND BEEN DRINKIN ALL DAY LONG WELCOME TO THE MULLET TOSS THIS IS WHERE IT'S ALL HAPPENING THIS I THE PRIDE OF THE SOUTH RIGHT HERE. A LITTLE DRESSIER SANDAL -RIGHT IS THIS A COVER UP? -IT IS. YOU STARTED MULLET TOSS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE DAY, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. YOU GET HERE AND YOU GET IN YOUR SWIMSUIT AND YOU STAY IN YOUR SWIMSUIT TOP ALL DAY LONG THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO? WHERE ARE WE, ARE WE IN ALABAMA OR FLORIDA RIGHT NOW. ACTUALLY, HERE'S THE LINE RIGHT HERE BUDDY. -I'M CONFUSED MYSELF. NOW WE'RE IN ALABAMA. IS THERE A WAY OF TELLING?