Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 309

Episode Title: South by Southwest Music Festival

Description: This week it's Austin, Texas, for the South by Southwest Music Festival. It's a week long party in a city known for its music and good times.

Transcript:

SEE YOUR UNIVERSE IS MISSING OUT BUDDY. CAUSE RIGHT HERE HIGH DEF, HELLO. ROCK AND ROLL. KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST ROCKS!

(SCREAMS) -THANK YOU ROLL THE THEME MUSIC WE GOT A SHOW RIGHT HERE. (ART'S THEME MUSIC)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, ID LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A LITTLE FRIEND OF MINE. HER NAME IS AUSTIN, TEXAS. HELLO AUSTIN, TEXAS. YOU KNOW WHY WERE VISITING WITH HER THIS WEEK, THERE IS A MASSIVE MUSIC FESTIVAL HERE. IT BRINGS IN PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, ALL OVER THE WORLD. PEOPLE THAT SHARE ONE THING, THEY LOVE TO PARTY. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. THERE ARE CONFERENCES. THERE IS SOME SORT OF EXHIBIT WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT MUSIC, THEY TALK ABOUT XLR CABLES, THINGS LIKE THIS WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU ANY OF THAT, WE'RE BASICALLY JUST GOING TO TRACK DOWN THE DRUNK PEOPLE AND TALK TO THEM.

SO WHAT'S YOUR STORY, ARE YOU THE GUY THAT WE SEE THAT IS FAMOUS IN NEW YORK YOU MEAN THE THIRD RATED TOURIST ATTRACTION IN NEW YORK CITY YEAH THAT'S ME. IS THIS AUSTIN PIMP WEAR? WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THE OUTFIT. THIS IS NASHVILLE PIMP WEAR. NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. BUT YOU'VE ACTUALLY TURNED THIS INTO A CAREER. I'VE SEEN YOU IN ADS AND STUFF. YEAH I'VE GOT LIKE A CHEVY COMMERCIAL OUT RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT A PEPSI COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW, JUST SIGNED A CLOTHING DEAL. WE GOT THE NAKED COWBOY REALITY SHOW FILMING HERE I GOT TWO RECORD DEALS. WE'RE PLAYING AT THE WAVE AND SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE ON 6TH STREET TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT.

(APPLAUSE) SO YOU GUYS ARE FROM NASHVILLE. WHAT ARE YOU HERE DOING? PLAYING SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST ALL OVER. WE GOT LIKE 7 OR 8 SHOWS HERE THIS IS GOOD THAT YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE -I'LL SAY A SHOW LIKE THIS, LIKE WE'RE TYING TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT THIS BIG MUSIC FESTIVAL, IT WARRANTS DOING A WHOLE SHOW ON RIGHT? WELL CLEARLY IT DOES, IT WARRANTED YOU. YOU LEFT YOUR HOME STATE I LEFT THE BUSIEST INTERSECTION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO BE HERE. TELL EVERYONE WHAT ITS LIKE AS A BAND TO COME DOWN TO THIS FESTIVAL. ITS FUN AS HELL, IT'S LIKE INDIE ROCK MARDI GRAS. SO WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS BIG FESTIVAL. I COME EVERY YEAR. THIS IS MY THIRD YEAR IN A ROW IF YOUR DOING THE MUSIC BUSINESS, YOU HAVE TO COME TO SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST ARE YOU SPONSORED BY FOL. I HAVE MY OWN UNDERWEAR LINE COMING OUT IN WALMART AND TARGET IT'S CALLED NAKED COWBOY. ACTUALLY THE NAME BRAND IS CALLED SKID MARX. THEY'RE FOR MEN WHO NEED A CONSTANT REMINDER TO WHIP OUT THEIR BALLS OF STEEL. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS CITY, THEY'VE CLOSED DOWN, WHAT IS THIS? 6TH STREET. YEAH 6TH STREET IS BLOCKED OFF. EVERYBODY CAN MINGLE WITH EACH OTHER. I MEAN IT'S JUST GREAT MUSIC BUSINESS ENERGY. GIMME SOME SPECIFICS ON THIS. I CAME FROM CHICAGO MY BABY WENT TO COLLEGE MY OLDEST ONE GOT MARRIED. WHAT THE HELL, HERE I AM. PLEASE TELL MY T.V. FRIENDS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT CAUSE YOU CLEARLY HAVE THIS THING FIGURED OUT. HEY, TELL YOU WHAT, THIS MUSIC FESTIVAL RIGHT NOW IS JUST ANOTHER GOOD EXCUSE TO ENJOY AUSTIN, TEXAS. SUM UP THE MUSIC FESTIVAL FOR EVERYONE. WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. -NICE LET ME LEAVE THE FRAME IF YOUR GOING TO DANCE. GO!

I'M SORT OF THE JOAN RIVERS OF THE DRUNK WORLD. START AT THE FEET AND WALK ME THROUGH THIS OUTFIT BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS THING DIALED IN RIGHT HERE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE. OKAY WELL HERE THESE SHOES ARE VERY NICE. I'M ONLY WEARING THEM BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MY PUMPS AND THEY WERE TOO TIGHT AND THEY HURT MY FEET. THEN THE BARE LEGS. HEY, IT'S BECAUSE I BARELY MAKE IT. WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO COME UP WITH A SONG AND GET A BAND TOGETHER, I WAS ABLE TO MEET YOU. I KNOW, I WAS REALLY ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SONG AND DANCE. CAUSE I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOME MAD MOVES. -THANK YOU

YOU KNOW, THIS IS YOUR AREA? -YEAH THIS IS MY THING. I'VE DONE IT FOR FOUR YEARS IN A ROW NOW SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST AND NOW OUR SHOW HAS TURNED INTO LIKE IT OR NOT, -OR NOT IT'S TURNED INTO JUST TRAVELING AROUND TALKING TO DRUNK PEOPLE. RIGHT. SORRY I'M SOBER. -IT'S FINE. BUT I WANT TO KNOW HAVE WE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE FOR THAT. -YES. I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO BE ABLE TO JUST DO YOUR THING. YEAH BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS SO CLONED INTO SHOWING A SIDE THAT WE'RE ALL TRAINED FROM OUR YOUTH AND WE HAVE TO BE PURITAN AND BADA BADA BA AND SO SUPERFICIAL. WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IS NOT ONLY DO YOU GET THE DRUNK PEOPLE, BUT THEIR MUSICIANS SO THEY'RE TYPICALLY NOT BATHED. YOU'RE AN ENTIRE SHOW. I HAVE A FEELING WE JUST SCRATCHED THE SURFACE RIGHT HERE. (LAUGHS) WHAT IS THIS GUY YOU TRAVEL WITH BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I SEE ON HDNet A LOT OF DIFFERENT SHOWS THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY THAN US. WHY DO YOU TRAVEL WITH STOOL GUY. WHAT IS THE STORY WITH THAT OKAY, THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR. THIS IS MY PRODUCTION COORDINATOR AND MAIN CAMERA MAN FOR BOTH TRUE MUSIC AND DEADLINE IN L.A. THAT CHAIR WE JUST HAPPENED TO COME UPON AND HE'S CARRYING IT AND I MADE HIM CARRY MY PURSE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A DWEEB ON YOUR SHOW. RIGHT. SO INSTEAD HE LOOKS LIKE ONE FOR EVERYONE PASSING BY. WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON? YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE A LITTLE ANGRY EARLIER. THE THING IS THIS IS BULLS# HIT. THIS BIG CELEBRATION OH WE LOVE MUSIC, WE LOVE IT. AS SOON AS ALL THE MUSIC PEOPLE GO, IF YOU STAND ON THE STREET WITH A COP THAT IS CALLED SOLICITING AND THE POLICE RUN YOU OFF. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SNAGS ON YOUR NAIL BECAUSE THAT HURTS WHEN YOU TOUCH YOU WHOS. WHAT IS A YOU WHO? WHAT IS YOUR STYLE OF MUSIC? WELL I CAN'T REALLY SAY I WAS INFLUENCED A LITTLE BIT BY I THINK JOHN LENNON. AND I THINK I WAS INFLUENCED A BIT BY PINK FLOYD AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF AND A CONGLOMERATION OF THAT WHOLE THING IS COMING OUT. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, I WIPE THAT SLEEP FROM MY EYES.

AND SO THERE IS A SPECIAL TREAT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. LET'S DO IT. BUT WHILE THEY'RE WATCHING SOME WONDERFUL HDNet PROMO BRILLIANT. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT CAGE FIGHTING? IT'S AWESOME AND THOSE GIRLS IN BIKINI'S GRRRRR! SO THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THAT AND YOU AND I ARE GOING TO GET SOME BARBECUE. IS THAT WHAT IS HAPPENING? YES. TEXAS BARBECUE. -MY TREAT. BY THE WAY OF COURSE IT IS. BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU SEE GREAT FUN HAPPENING, WHY? WE'RE ON 6TH STREET AND IT'S NIGHTTIME. YOU ARE ON ART MANN PRESENTS, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T GET IT IN YOUR UNIVERSE BUT THIS IS HIGH DEFINITION AND YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THAT. BEING FROM A PLACE, I TRUST YOU HAVE HIGHER TECHNOLOGY THAN US HERE. NOT NECESSARILY, NO. BUT WHAT ABOUT 1080I DEFINITION. YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT. I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. YOU UH, YOUR GALAXY, YOUR UNIVERSE IS MISSING OUT BUDDY, BECAUSE RIGHT HERE, HIGH DEF. HELLO. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR STORY IS. ARE YOU GUYS IN A BAND? WELL WE ARE IN A BAND NOW, AGENT T RIGHT HERE. HELPED BRING ME HERE FORM THE BIG SMALL. I'M ACTUALLY FROM A VERY SMALL UNIVERSE. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? A VERY, VERY SMALL UNIVERSE THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. THAT'S A GOOD GUESS BECAUSE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. (SCREAMS) OKAY HELP US OUT, WHAT IS THIS GUY OVER HERE. THIS GUY IS A F# # KING FREAK OVER HERE. HE'S PLAYING A SHOW TONIGHT. I ASKED HIM WHERE HE'S FROM AND HE SAID HE'S FROM SOME SMALL TOWN. TELL ME ABOUT THIS MAN. OR UH BEING. WELL SEVERAL YEARS AGO, MY ASSOCIATE DR. JAMES CRAMER AND I WERE DOING SOME RESEARCH WITH SOUND WAVES BROADCAST INTO SPACE. DURING THAT TIME WE STARTED RECEIVING BROADCAST BOUNCING BACK, OUR SAME SIGNALS COMING BACK AND THE ONE THING THAT WE NOTICE THAT WAS COMING BACK THE ONE THING THAT WE NOTICE THAT KEPT COMING BACK WAS ROCK MUSIC. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GROUP? IN THE AGENCY? I PLAY THE BASS LINES ACTUALLY ON KEYBOARD, ON SYNTHESIZER. DO CHICKS DIG THIS GUY? -OH YEAH ALL THE CHICKS LOVE THIS GUY. OH KEITH, HE'S OPENING THE KIT. WHAT'S IN THE KIT? -THAT'S TOP SECRET. I SEE I CAN TELL BY THE LIPSTICK THAT CHICKS DIG YOU THOUGH MY FRIEND. DOES THAT MEAN THAT MY LIPSTICK LOOKS GOOD THEN? WHAT? ON YOUR CHEEK SOMEONE KISSED YOU. IT FELT GOOD. IT FELT VERY NICE.

EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE BECAUSE I SEE NO CARS ON THE STREET AND THAT IS A GOOD THING. WE'RE AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST LIKE EVERYBODY IS RUNNING AROUND IT'S LIKE EVERYBODY CAN BE EVERYBODY. THIS IS THE COOLEST SH# T EVER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WELL I'M HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME PROMOTING MY BAND MINI TRAVEL AND THESE ARE MY GUYS RIGHT HERE. WHAT'S UP GUYS. -WE'RE HER GUYS. (LAUGHS) WILL THERE BE SOME DRINKING TONIGHT. HELL YEAH THERE WILL BE SOME DRINKING. -LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME, C'MON NOW. WALK US THROUGH THIS. TELL US ABOUT THIS MACHINE FIRST. THIS IS A BICYCLE. YOU PUSH ONE FOOT AND THEN THE OTHER FOOT COMES AROUND. AND IT'S TALLER BUT IT IS A BICYCLE. IT GOES LIKE THIS. -HERE WE GO.

WHAT DO WE HAVE GOING ON? -IT'S A FIXED GEAR. OH SINGLE SPEED. -YEAH YOU CAN RIDE FORWARDS AND BACKWARDS OF COURSE CAN YOU DO SOME TRICK RIDING ON THAT. SURE MAN. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RIDE. HE'LL BREAK HIS ASS. (LAUGHS) CHICKS DIG THE BIKE HUH? OKAY YOUR ABOUT TO SEE SOME BLOOD. I HOPE YOU GUYS AREN'T SQUEAMISH. GET CLOSE BECAUSE YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE TEARING OF THE FLESH ON THIS ONE. DID YOU SEE THE ALIEN GUY? -NO, WE DIDN'T SEE HIM. THAT'S A GIMMICK RIGHT THERE. THAT COULD WORK. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THINGS BUT MAYBE AN ALIEN SUIT. IT'S EMOTION MUSIC.

THAT'S AWESOME (LAUGHS) MY NAME IS KENT, I HAVE A 14 INCH DICK, I'M FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. I REPRESENT MATTHEW SANTOS, MATTHEW SANTOS.COM MY SPACE/MATTHEW SANTOS IS IT TRUE THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY COME TO SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST AND NEVER GO INSIDE. YOU CAN JUST STAY OUTDOORS AND BE ENTERTAINED. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. -YEAH WE'RE DOING THAT FOR NOW. MAYBE TOMORROW WE'LL GO INSIDE BUT FOR NIGHT, YEAH WE GOT THE DRINK IN HERE. WHAT IS THAT NOW? THAT'S GATORADE. -NO IT'S BEER GATORADE WITH A -THAT IS BOOZE WITH A KICK SHOW THEM THAT SIGN THERE KEITH. BECAUSE HERE IS THE STORY, WHEN YOU COME TO AUSTIN, NO OFFENSE IF YOU HAVE A BUSINESS ON 5TH OR 7TH BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO WASTE ANY TIME THERE. YOU COME RIGHT HERE TO 6TH STREET YOU HEARD ME SAY THIS BEFORE BUT EXHIBIT A. FUN PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS. YOU ARE CONSIDERED, IN OUR WORLD, YOU ARE CONSIDERED AN EXPERT ON MUSIC NOW. YES. BECAUSE YOUR FROM AUSTIN, TELL PEOPLE AT HOME ABOUT THIS FESTIVAL, WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. I'LL PRETEND NOT TO SO YOU'LL GIVE THE ANSWER. I DON'T KNOW TO ME IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUZACK. THE MUSICA (LAUGHS) WILL WE BRING QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT TO OUR VIEWERS JUST BY HANGING OUT ON THE STREETS THOUGH. ABSOLUTELY -NICE. HE WAS PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN GUY BEFORE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT THAT. WE SAW THE ALIEN, THAT GUYS GETTING ALL THE PUBLICITY. -THE DUDE WAS TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME. I WAS LIKE WHOA BUDDY WITH THE BLUE LIGHT AND SH# T YEAH BUT IT'S UNCLEAR WHETHER OR NOT THAT GUYS IS EVEN MALE OF FEMALE SO YOU SHOULD HAVE MAYBE JUST ROLLED WITH IT. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A DUDE. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW, YOU HAVE A SHOW YOUR GOING TO, WHAT'S THE PLAN. PEOPLE ARE PASSING STUFF OUT TO US SO HOPEFULLY IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF FUN THIS WEEKEND. A LOT OF YOUNG GUYS IN IRAQ. IS THERE ANY CELEBRATION. IS THERE ANY LIKE UH, A CHANCE TO UNWIND WE HAVE NEAR BEAR, NONALCOHOLIC BEER. THEY LET US GO TO KANTAR AND SH# T WHICH IS OFF SAUDI ARABIA AND WE GET LIKE FOUR DAYS TO GO, YOU CAN DRINK BEER THERE, LIKE ACTUAL BEER. GIMME AN EXAMPLE OF SOME GOOD TIMES THERE. LIKE WE WENT DOWNTOWN AND WE GOT TO SEE LIKE ALL THE COUNTRY OF KANTAR, WE GET TO GO DOWN THERE AND MEET THE PEOPLE AND STUFF. WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO LIKE TALK TO THE FEMALES BECAUSE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET BEAT UP FOR THAT. LIKE THE DADS OR WHATEVER -BUT JUST DRINK WITH PEOPLE, GET HAMMERED, LEARN ABOUT THE LAND. RIGHT, WE WENT DOWN, I BOUGHT A HOOKAH. YOU KNOW THEY HAD HOOKAHS DOWN THERE AND SH# T IT WAS GREAT. THAT'S PRETTY COOL. -EAT LITTLE KIDS CANDY AND STUFF. IT'S PRETTY COOL. I FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE WE BROUGHT SOMETHING TO THE TABLE. BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT STORY.

WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO COME DOWN HERE FOR THIS FESTIVAL. BECAUSE MY FRIEND HERE. AND THIS OTHER WHORE, SHE'S MY OTHER FRIEND. I LIKE THAT YOU ARE WATCHING US NI 1080I. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO. I THINK I'M 1080, YEAH I'M 1080I MAN YEAH I'M GOOD MAN. -THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE ROLL ON THIS CHANNEL. I JUST WANT TO GIVE AN EXAMPLE, HEY KEITH, KEITH IS MY FRIEND. -HI KEITH. KEITH IS MY FRIEND BUT I'VE NEVER DONE THIS RIGHT HERE TO KEITH. YOU'RE A F# # KING LIAR. I HAVEN'T, GLEN'S MY FRIEND. YOUR IN F# # KING AUSTIN, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER TOUCHED A GIRLS BOOBS NO. NO. A GIRL BUT I'M SAYING NOT MY FRIENDS AND YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS. I LIKE THAT RELATIONSHIP. SO YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED HIS PENIS? -NO. I HAVEN'T. THANK GOD! SO WHEN YOU SEE THAT HDNet IN THE CORNER OVER THERE, THAT'S 1080I WE DON'T GOOF AROUND. WE KNOW WE'RE THE SH# T MAN. WE SAW THE CARNIVAL ONE, THAT WAS F# # KING HILARIOUS.

YOU GUYS KEEP PROVING TO US THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE LOOK INSTANT ENTERTAINMENT, RIGHT? IS THIS CITY GREAT? I LOVE AUSTIN, TEXAS. MY FIRST TIME HERE I'M FROM LOUISIANA. THIS IS GOOD. SHE'S FROM VERMONT BY THE WAY I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS -UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT. I'M MOVING TO BOSTON, I WENT TO BU I SHOULD BE WEARING MY SWEATSHIRT. TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS, ABOUT THIS BIG MUSIC FESTIVAL. IS IT ABOUT THE DUMB SEMINARS? NO. HELL, NO. WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT JUST HANGING OUT IN THE FRAME LIKE THIS BECAUSE A LOT OF THE SHOW I'M IN THE FRAME MY MYSELF. OH NO, YOU SHOULD BE WITH A PRETTY GIRL. -EXACTLY. THANK YOU FOR JUST SAYING THAT. MOST OF THEM ARE BLONDE WITH LONG HAIR BUT I'M BROWN WITH SHORT HAIR. THERE IS A GOOD VIBE HERE. -YEAH I THINK ITS MOSTLY ABOUT PEOPLE WANTING TO GET LAID. ARE YOU ARTISTIC MR. ART? -I'M VERY CREATIVE. I THINK YOU SUMMED IT UP THOUGH. THAT IS WHAT MUSIC IS ABOUT. -SHE DID SUM IT UP. -IT'S ALL ABOUT SEX. SHE SUMMED IT UP, IT'S ABOUT GETTING LAID. WHAT'S YOUR STORY. I'M FROM FAR WEST TEXAS. I'M FROM EL PASO. -RIGHT. AND WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE RIGHT NOW. THIS WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I GO TO UT BUT I LOVE SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST OF COURSE. WHERE DO YOU GET THAT INFORMATION, THAT SPECIAL BULLETIN THAT TELLS YOU LOOK, 6TH STREET AFTER DARK, GO THERE. OH I WENT TO COLLEGE HERE SO I KNOW, I WENT TO UT YEAH. WE'RE ALL ABOUT JUST PEOPLE ON THE STREET, MUSIC, EVERYPLACE HAS A BAND. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT AUSTIN IS THE BEST F# # KING CITY IN THE F# # KING WORLD. DON'T TELL ME, TELL THEM. AUSTIN IS THE BEST F# # KING CITY IN THE WORLD, SO YOUR GOING TO EXPERIENCE THE GREATEST TIME EVER.

AND THERE IS DRINKING. -YEAH THERE IS A LOT OF DRINKING. WE'RE NOT DRUNK YET THOUGH. -NO. NOT YET. -IT'S EARLY. WE'LL COME BACK TO YOU GUYS. OKAY YEAH. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND WHEN WE COME BACK THESE TWO WILL BE HAMMERED. (LAUGHS)

SEE YOU GUYS.

YOUR JUST IN TIME, WE JUST CAME BACK FROM A COMMERCIAL BREAK. -HI. LOOK HOW EXCITED YOU GUYS ARE. TELL THEM WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT HERE. WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO WITNESS? WE'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE CHAOS THAT IS SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IN A FEW MINUTES YOUNG LOVE THE BIGGEST BAND COMING TO SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST AND HE'S AMAZING NICE PLUG. THAT'S NICE. -YOUNG LOVE.

BRING THAT GRILL INTO THEIR LIVING ROOMS RIGHT NOW. NICE! WE JUST CAME BACK FROM MIAMI, LAST CALL WAS 4 A.M. WHAT IS AUSTIN'S LAST CALL.

BUT I WAS ENTITLED TO (INDISCERNIBLE) I'M OUT OF CANTON OHIO, JESSE JAMES ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE A MIDWEST MOVEMENT GOING ON. WE GOT THE NEW LINE DANCE GOING ON, THAT'S MY DANCE. THE NEW LINE DANCE EVERYBODY IS DOING TO THE LEFT, THAT'S MY DANCE. IS IT REALLY? -YEAH WHAT HAPPENS NOW? WELL NOW EVERYBODY STARTS POURING OUT INTO THE STREET YOU KNOW SO THERE IS SOME ROOM TO WALK AROUND RIGHT NOW. YOU JUST WAIT LIKE AN HOUR OR SO PEOPLE START COMING OUT, PEOPLE THAT THEY'RE FEELING DRINKS AND THEN THEY CAN'T GET NO MORE DRINKS. COULD YOU MAKE ME A SUCCESSFUL ARTIST? IF YOU GOT SOME TALENT. (LAUGHS) PLEASE SHOW THEM SOME AUSTIN, TEXAS STREET DANCING RIGHT HERE. OH SH# T! HE'S CRAZY

I LIKE WHAT I SEE (RAPPING) AND SHE INVITED ME TO LEAVE WITH THREE OF HER FRIENDS (INDISCERNIBLE) WE FIVE D AND HEY I'M IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, BEEN UNIQUE GAME TO EACH AND I GOT THAT RECIPE FOR THE PARTY. AUSTIN IS COOL, (INDISCERNIBLE) COOLER AND KEEP IT REAL. SHOW ME HOW YOU WORK THIS STUFF. CHASING IT, OH NICE.

(LAUGHS)

NOW WHAT BRINGS YOU TWO VERY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADIES TO THIS THING. I WANTED TO GET DRUNK. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. -6TH STREET RIGHT? AN ABUNDANCE OF MUSIC AND BOOZE IN AUSTIN. THAT'S RIGHT. THE BEST MUSIC AND THE BEST BOOZE. I WANT A LIST FROM YOU OF THE REASONS PEOPLE SHOULD COME TO AUSTIN, A LIST.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? -AUSTIN, BORN AND RAISED. OH BOTH OF YOU? -OF COURSE. AGAIN, ON OUR SHOW, NOW YOU ARE EXPERTS SO TELL US PLEASE WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION TO THIS THING. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET A HOTEL WITHIN 20 MILES OF THIS CITY RIGHT NOW. IT'S THE MUSIC. -THE MUSIC? IT'S GOTTA BE. AND THAT IT'S IN AUSTIN. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE WE LOOKING FOR? EVERYTHING. IT DOESN'T MATTER. SOMETHING TO HAVE SEX TO. IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL OF IT. (LAUGHS) AUSTIN IS VERY LOVING ISN'T IT? -WE ARE VERY LOVING COMMUNITY AREN'T WE? DOES CANADA HAVE A MUSIC FESTIVAL. YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS ONLY LIVING THERE FOR A FEW WEEKS. BUT I KNOW THAT THEY DO SO YOUR NOT READY TO SPEAK ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. NO. I CAN'T REPRESENT THEM YET, BUT GIMME SOME TIME MAN. WHAT DO WE LIKE ABOUT THIS THING BESIDES THE OBVIOUS ONE WHICH IS THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND THE AMAZING FOOD. AND THE AMAZING MUSIC. ALL THE MUSIC, ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COME TO AUSTIN TO SUPPORT IT. THERE'S EVERY REASON IN THE WORLD TO COME HERE YOU HAVE THE MOST AMAZING MUSIC. YOUR GOING TO MEET INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. WE DO LISTS ON THIS SHOW. WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW. GIVE THEM A LIST OF THINGS THEY NEED TO BRING WITH THEM TO THIS BIG MUSIC FESTIVAL. OH MY GOODNESS, OKAY #1 A SHOWER -A BAR OF SOAP BECAUSE I'VE SMELLED MANY SMELLY PEOPLE TONIGHT. AND WE COULD BENEFIT FROM THAT. DEODORANT DO WE HAVE A MANN LATE NIGHT AUSTIN MARIJUANA. WHAT? OH. AHH SCARED ME. TELL US ABOUT THE AUSTIN FASHION BECAUSE YOU LOOK HOT. I DO LOOK HOT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. WHITE SHORTS WITH THE BUTTERSCOTCH SKIN COLOR YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING A

SWAFF -SWAVARSKI CRYSTALS OKAY.

THAT'S AUSTIN RIGHT THERE BABY THAT'S WEIRD. -THAT'S AUSTIN IN A NUTSHELL THAT'S AUSTIN IN A NUTSHELL. THERE IS NO DANGER OF AUSTIN LOSING IT'S WEIRD. NO. GIVE PEOPLE A LIST OF WHAT THEY NEED TO BRING WITH THEM TO THIS BIG MUSIC FESTIVAL.

I WOULD JUST SAY BRING THE F# # KING ENERGY TO AUSTIN BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC AND AUSTIN IS THE LIVE MUSIC CAPITAL OF THE WORLD AND YOU KNOW THIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE IN TEXAS. I WISH WE WEREN'T ON T.V. WE GO SMOKE SOME WEED. NO. NO. (LAUGHS)

TELL EVERYONE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT. AUSTIN, TEXAS. CAPITAL CITY MAN. I SEE WITH THE PERSONALITIES IT'S CLEAR THAT ANYTHING GOES IN AUSTIN. IT'S TRUE IS IT THE SAME WITH THE OUTFITS? -NO. I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET LAID. WHAT'S YOUR CONNECTION TO ALL THIS I PLAY IN A BAND LIKE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET SIGNED WHEN YOU'RE HERE? ARE YOU JUST ENJOYING IT. WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE WE DON'T HAVE TO WORK DAY JOBS ANYMORE HE GAVE YOU AN AWARD. YOU HAVE THE BEST OUTFIT WE'VE SEEN TONIGHT. OH, WHERE'S MY CERTIFICATE? THERE IT IS. -OH.

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA WE'RE STARVING WE'RE AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST AND BUY OUR CD, BUY ALL OUR SH# T AND WE'RE SO HUNGRY THE LAST TIME WE HAD A STEAK, WE CUT IT OUT OF A MAGAZINE. I'M TRYING TO LEARN A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE ANYTHING GOES PERSONALITY WISE HERE, CLEARLY. -ABSOLUTELY. WHAT ABOUT THE WAY WE DRESS AT NIGHT? IS THERE ANY RULES? THERE ARE NO RULES. WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OUR SHOW IS ALMOST DONE. IT'S LIKE 2 O'CLOCK PEOPLE ARE GETTING BOOTED OUT ONTO THE STREETS NOW. WILL IT JUST END? I'M NOT TIRED. ARE YOU TIRED? NO WAY, AT TEXAS STATE THE PARTY JUST STARTS AT 2 ARE YOU TIRED? I SHOWED HIM SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST TONIGHT HE LEARNED ONE THING IT'S ABOUT DIDN'T HE? -DRINKING. I KNOW WE JUST DID A THING IN NEW ORLEANS AND THERE IS ALL SORTS OF DRINKS THEY'RE FAMOUS FOR THERE. IS THERE A DRINK THAT PEOPLE ARE CONSUMING HERE? OR JUST ANYTHING? OBJITO. -THAT'S THE BIG AUSTIN DRINK? THE BOJITO A BOJITO, LONG ISLAND ICE TEA WE LIKE THOSE DOUBLE WHISKEY AND COKE. I MEAN THIS STREET CLEARLY BECOMES SORT OF A ZONE OF DEBAUCHERY OBVIOUSLY. -WHAT AGE DO YOU DISCOVER THIS? ARE YOU EXPOSED TO THIS. LIKE 16, VERY YOUNG, VERY YOUNG. (SCREAMS) WHO IS YOUR MAN RIGHT HERE? WHEN HE'S SOBER. YEAH ONLY WHEN I'M SOBER.

(SINGING) DOESN'T NASHVILLE OR SOMEWHERE CALL THEMSELVES THE MUSIC CAPITAL. ATX FOR SURE! SORRY NASHVILLE. -SORRY NASHVILLE, SUCKS TO SUCK. SUCKS TO SUCK WE SAW THE (INDISCERNIBLE) THERE, WE'VE JUST SEE I GOT A AUTOGRAPH. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AUSTIN, TEXAS. TEXAS, DO I THINK OF -WHAT'S YOUR OPINION. AUSTIN IS A GREAT CITY OF MUSIC. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED IS YOU JUST ENCOUNTERED ALL TIME HIGHS FROM SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA MAN. WHAT IS YOUR STYLE OF MUSIC THAT YOU ALL PLAY? POP STYLE, WE NAMED IT -YOU'VE INVENTED A NEW GENRE. YES, YES, YES, I'M GUESSING, WHAT STYLE OF MUSIC DO YOU GUYS PLAY? COUNTRY/WESTERN. -OH, I WAS CLOSE. THAT'S WHY YOU (LAUGHS) WE CAN DO A REPLAY ON THAT, WE HAVE THE REPLAY OF UGLY GUYS THAT WANT TO TRY AND SAY THEY BANGED PRETTY GIRLS. AND THEY DON'T. ARE WE WITH A BAND? OUR STORY IS ALL WE'RE DOING IS HAVING UNICORNS F# # K DOLPHINS. WHAT? WHAT! WHERE DID YOU PULL THAT FROM? OH, THAT'S GREAT I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. CLEARLY THE BARS HAVE EMPTIED OUT. HONEY WE GOT THREE MORE DAYS. -NICE. NOW EXPLAIN WHAT I'M SEEING. -ILL EXPLAIN IT.

TELL ME ABOUT THIS MUSIC, THIS ROCKET MUSIC. ROCKET MUSIC IS KIND OF A NEW TAKE ON GLAM POP. AND LAUREN IS THE SINGER, DO YOU WANT TO ANSWER? PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEND ME EMAILS, IN NEED THIS EXPLAINED. ROCKSOFF.COM WHAT DID THE POTATO CHIP SAY TO THE BATTERY? WHAT? IF YOUR EVEREADY, I'M FREE TO LAY. FRITO LAY HERE YOU GOT IT. HERE IN AUSTIN, FRITO-LAY SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IT'S THE WAY TO GO THE ONLY WAY TO GO FOR MUSIC, FOR MOVIES -HEY, HEY, HEY TOO MUCH TALKING, LEAVE THEM LAUGHING. RIGHT? (LAUGHS)

COME BACK NEXT WEEK, WE'LL HAVE MORE CRAZINESS FOR YOU.

WHAT IS THAT? OH THIS? IT'S DESIGN FASHION, SEE. SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SHOW OFF YOUR ASSETS. SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND ALSO WHEN I GOT INTO THE BARS I'M SO EASY JUST TO UH, OH NICE, INCOGNITO. -HEY, I KNOW HOW TO WORK IT. WHY DO YOU THINK ALL THE GUYS AND ALL THE WOMEN LOVE ME. (RAPPING)