Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 308 - TV14

Episode Title: Golf and Lingerie

Description: This week it's a unique golf event and an out of control lingerie party at the Playboy Mansion.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK GOLF AND LINGERIE.

ITS PLAYBOY GOLF, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO. HAS ANYONE'S SEEN WARREN'S GOLF CLUBS? I LOVE ART MANN.

(ART'S THEME MUSIC)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, HOW YOU DOIN? HERE IS WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT. IT IS GOLF AND LINGERIE NOW BEFORE YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL, DON'T WORRY. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT USUAL BORING GOLF. TONIGHT IT'S PLAYBOY GOLF THE WONDERFUL FOLKS AT PLAYBOY HAVE COMBINED PLAYMATES, GOLF AND ALCOHOL TO JUST FORM THIS UNBELIEVABLE SPORT, SO WE'LL BE COVERING THAT AND LATER ON THE SHOW WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION FOR..OH NOTHING, JUST A PAJAMA PARTY.

THE LOGO ACTUALLY SAYS IT ALL BECAUSE GOLF COMBINED WITH PLAYMATES. THAT'S IT WE GOT PLAYMATES HERE, OUR BEAUTIFUL GIRLS OF GOLF AND CELEBRITIES NFL PLAYERS, ACTORS ALL OVER THE PLACE. THEY COME HERE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

NOW HOW DOES THIS, I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE MYSELF A BUNCH OF EMAILS RIGHT HERE. HOW DOES IT WORK IF THERE IS A GUY WATCHING RIGHT NOW OR A WOMAN WATCHING RIGHT NOW AND THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO DO THIS. CAN THEY DO THIS. ABSOLUTELY. IT'S ALL ABOUT PLAYBOY AND HAVING A GREAT TIME. THEY CAN GO TO PLAYBOYGOLF.COM THERE IS A WHOLE REGISTRATION PROCESS THERE. THEY CAN PLAY IN A LOCAL EVENT. WE HAVE 25 OF THEM ACROSS THE U.S. AND CANADA AND THEY BECOME PART OF OUR FAMILY. THEY COME HERE, SEMIFINALS IN LAS VEGAS AND THEN THEY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO COME OUT HERE AND HAVE THIS FUN.

WE JUST SAW A GUY SWING RIGHT HERE AND MY QUESTION FOR YOU WAS GOING TO BE HOW DO YOU CONCENTRATE WITH ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HERE AND THEN WE SAW HIM SWING AND CLEARLY HE DOESN'T CONCENTRATE. NO. THEY WERE SWINGING OFF BEER CANS EARLIER. SO IS THERE A SCORE. IS THERE LIKE, THERE ARE NO OFFICIALS IN GOLF IS THERE? NO. THERE IS A SCORE SOME PLAY COMPETITIVELY AND SOME ARE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHAT HOLE IS THIS DO WE KNOW? -HOLE 2. AND ARE THERE 18 IN GOLF? -YES THERE ARE. ARE YOU A GOLFER? -I AM. NOW HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE THAT HAS SOME REAL TRUE GOLF SKILLS HERE TODAY OR NOT AT ALL. A COUPLE PEOPLE THAT CAME THROUGH THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE WAY TOO SERIOUS FOR THIS TOURNAMENT. AND I SEE BOOZE. -YUP. SHOW OFF THE BOOZE FOR THE FOLKS AT HOME. NOT THE BOOBS (LAUGHS) THE BOOZE. (LAUGHS)

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE TO? ANYWHERE. IS IT THAT BAD? -YES. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE HEAT, I'M IN THE DESERT (LAUGHS) MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT'S IN THE CUP? WHAT'S IN THE CUP, IT'S ACTUALLY PART SPECIAL CONCOCTION. SO UH... -THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

AS WOMEN WE LIKE THE GOLFER, WHAT DO WE LIKE? DESCRIBE THE GOLFER. AHHH I EITHER THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY COOL. ONE OF THEM GAVE ME A GATORADE AS GOLFERS? OH THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS DUDE. YEAH THE BIG DUDES HMMMM YUMMY. LET ME ADMIRE THEM REAL QUICK. WHAT'S IN THE MYSTERY CUP? THIS IS A BLOODY MARY. -NICE.

NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS LIKE A JOSE CLINIC ON THIS HOLE. BECAUSE I SAW YOU HELPING THAT LAST GUY. YEAH IT WAS A YOUNG FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO HAS GREAT HAND SPEED AND A LOT OF STRENGTH AND HIS TECHNIQUE WAS A LITTLE BAD SO I KIND OF GAVE HIM A FEW TIPS AND I TELL YA IT WORKED A TON.

PEOPLE GO TO MY SITE JUST TO FIND PICTURES OF YOU. -REALLY? WE SHOULD TAKE MORE PICTURES. WE SEE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH THE CONCENTRATION ON SOME OF THESE HOLES. YOU HAVE SOME ALCOHOL INVOLVED, YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, BUT WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST TO KIND OF FIGHT THOSE THINGS. WELL COME OUT HER BLINDFOLDED, JUST DON'T DRINK AND TRY TO HIT THE GOLF BALL.

I DON'T DRINK. I SEE A LOT OF GUYS DRINKING REAL EARLY AND I WANT THEM TO DRINK A LOT SO WE CAN WIN. (LAUGHS) OUR TEAM WILL WIN BY DEFAULT. THEY'LL ALL BE DRUNK. YOU DO THIS EVERY YEAR. -I DO. AND A BUNCH OF GUYS GETTING HAMMERED ON THE GOLF COURSE AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, IT'S T.V. GOLD RIGHT? AND NOW WE HAVE LIKE 3 DJ'S YOU KNOW THERE IS A HUT OF ALCOHOL PRETTY MUCH EVERY COURSE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. IT'S LIKE 5 GIRLS TO A GUY.

AS I LOOK AROUND I SEE THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS WITH NO CLUBS. EXPLAIN THAT. THESE GUYS ARE JUST BASICALLY GOING ON EVERY HOLE TO MEET GIRLS. IT'S ALMOST LIKE THAT WHAT IS THAT SPEED DATING ONLY ITS LIKE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT AND LIKE THERE IS A GOLF CART RIGHT THERE. NO CLUBS. WE ARE NOT GOLFING. -THIS IS CRAZY BY THE WAY YOU REALIZE THIS IS NUTS. -IT IS. A BAR AT EVERY HOLE. BEAUTIFUL WOMEN EVERYWHERE SOMEONE PLEASE JUST AGREE WITH ME THIS IS NUTS. VERY NUTS. ESPECIALLY THE BUGS. WHOLLY, YOUR LIKE AN ACTION HERO (LAUGHS)

TO LOOK LIKE THIS WHAT IS INVOLVED BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR WORKING OUT LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. YES, I DO WORK OUT. I EAT GOOD AND I WORK OUT. I DO MUAY THAI BOXING AND SPINNING. I REPRESENT FROM CANADA (LAUGHS) YOU SEEM LIKE YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE CRAZY, A LITTLE MORE OF TALK TO ME AS A FITNESS PERSON, WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF WITH THIS STUFF. THIS ACTUALLY IS ALL NATURAL. IT IS NOT AN ENERGY DRINK. IT HAS HORNY GOAT WEED IN IT. SO IT'S SUPPOSED TO STIMULATE YOU. CANADIAN. DID YOU GET A SHOT OF THIS CANADIAN RIGHT HERE? WHAT'S THAT LITTLE NOISE YOU JUST DID. -AHHHHH (LAUGHS) JOSE YOUR GONNA LOVE THIS BUDDY. HORNY GOAT WEED. (LAUGHS) YOUR IN CANADA, YOUR NOT GETTING THIS TAN IN CANADA. WHERE DO YOU GET THAT? TANNING BED. (LAUGHS) I NEED MY SUNSHINE, I NEED MY SUNSHINE, I CAN'T HELP IT. THIS IS, -ALCOHOLIC NONALCOHOLIC. IT HAS HORNY GOAT WEED. JOSE YOU REALIZE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A LITTLE CRAZY RIGHT? ACTUALLY SHE IS VERY CONSERVATIVE. I'M AMAZED. I'LL GET PERSONAL HERE, I THINK YOUR ATTRACTED TO HER BECAUSE SHE IS VERY SHY. YOUR IN THE PUBLIC EYE, AND SHE -I'M THE SHY ONE. NO BUT SHE'S SHY THOUGH SHE KEEPS ACTING ALL SHY. I'M SHY AND SHE'S SHY BUT WE'RE MAKING HER NERVOUS. THAT'S WHY SHE'S DRINKING. YOUR DRIVING HER TO DRINK. IT'S NOT US I SWEAR. WE ARE NOT GOLFING. I'M A FOURSOME OR AN EIGHT SOME AND NO ONE IS GOLFING. IS THAT YOUR FIRST EIGHT SOME. YES. IT IS. I HAVE HAD THREESOMES BUT NOT EIGHT SOMES. ON THAT NOTE, WE'LL TAKE A BREAK. -WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE'RE JUST BASICALLY ROAMING THE GOLF COURSE. BOTHERING PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE GOLFING THEY DON'T SEEM TO CARE. IT'S NOT A VERY SERIOUS GAME TODAY.

YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE A HOLE I NOTICED. -I KNOW, WELL (LAUGHS) THAT'S THE CRAZY ONE BY THE WAY IS SHE CRAZY? -I'VE SEEN A LITTLE CRAZY COME OUT OF HER BEFORE. AND I'M NOT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SCIENTIST TO FIGURE OUT THE CRAZY ONE. SHE STOPPED THE CART RIGHT NEXT TO THE BEER. WE ACTUALLY DROVE 8 HOLES TO FIND THAT TUB OF BEER. ARE YOU GOING TO THE PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT? IF I CAN MAKE IT. I NEED HELP WITH THIS. -I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SURVIVE THIS WHOLE THING. BY THE POOL TONIGHT. I HAVE A RUNWAY WHICH I HAVE TO SHAVE OFF TO GET PAINTED. (LAUGHS) -DOES THAT GO ON FILM. HERE'S MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU BECAUSE IT'S A LINGERIE/PAJAMA PARTY SO DO YOU THINK THAT THE GUYS SHOULD HAVE THE PAJAMAS ON? WELL LINGERIE. OH TOTALLY. I MEAN WHY GO WITH YOU KNOW PAJAMAS WHEN YOU CAN GO WITH A THONG? THE CAMERA MAN IS REALLY LIKING THIS. (LAUGHS) IT'S A HAPPY EVENT. THERE IS THE BRAZILIAN AND THERE IS THE RUNWAY, AND THERE IS THE PEACOCK. SHE IS GOING WITH THE PEACOCK. WE HAVE THE LANDING RUNWAY, TO TAXI YOU IN. I USED TO DO THAT IN THE NAVY. (LAUGHS) MY MOM JUST GOT A HIGH DEF T.V., SHE WATCHES THE SHOW. HEY MOM. HI MOM. SHOW ME THAT BELLY BUTTON. THAT THING IS CRAZY. I CAN FIT A QUARTER IN IT.

IT'S AN INNY/OUTY (LAUGHS)

WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW, WE LIKE DOING LITTLE LISTS FOR PEOPLE. CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIST OF THINGS THAT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE HERE TODAY TO MAKE GOLF MORE EXCITING. I THINK THE #1 THING IS YOU HAVE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL PLAYMATES AND A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL GOLF GIRLS AND LITTLE SKIRTS ALWAYS MAKES THE GAME BETTER. #2 KATIE. WE'VE ALSO PARTICIPATED IN PLAYING A LITTLE BIT OF GOLF OURSELVES AND ME AND KAREN ARE NOT GOLFERS BUT SINCE WE'RE PARTICIPATING WE'RE MAKING IT MORE FUN. CAN I ADD TO YOUR LIST BECAUSE I THINK THIS HELPS A LOT. YOU NEED BOOZE. -THAT WAS MY THIRD ON THE LIST. ALCOHOL. HOW DO YOU END UP HERE WEARING THIS OUTFIT ON THE GOLF COURSE. I AUDITIONED IN ATLANTA AND EVER SINCE THEN, I BEEN GOING EVERYWHERE WITH PLAYBOY GOLF. THIS MAN IS EVERYWHERE THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. WHY IS THAT? UH, I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU. I'M JUST FOLLOWING YOU, I'M CASING YOU OUT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU GO AND EVERYWHERE YOU GO IS ALWAYS GOOD LOOKING GIRLS AROUND. IS THAT THE SECRET TO BEING SEXY WE JUST ABANDON THE BUN ALL TOGETHER. YEAH JUST EAT THE MEAT.

YOU HAVE THIS FIGURED OUT SO CAN YOU PLEASE SHARE SOME OF THE SECRETS WITH EVERYONE AT HOME. WELL IT'S DEFINITELY A TECHNIQUE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA GET A GOOD CREW, GOOD GROUP OF GUYS, GOOD GROUP OF GIRLS. I DON'T MEAN TO BASH THE GAME, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE IT. BUT IT'S NO FOOTBALL. I LOVE THAT. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FOOTBALL. THAT IS THE SPORT OF ALL SPORTS, MOST POPULAR SPORT IN AMERICA. WE SAY THIS MAN IN MIAMI. THIS MAN CAN STILL THROW THAT THING, THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S SOMETHING YOU NEVER FORGET. IT'S LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE, YOU CAN STILL THROW IT FOREVER BUT I JUST CAN MOVE THESE LEGS LIKE I USED TO. MY JOB IS TO HOLD THE MIKE, YOU GUYS DO ALL THE TALKING. I'M KATO, I LIVE IN THE POOL HOUSE. (LAUGHS) YOU SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT SAY OH YEAH I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO PLAY THE PROS, I THINK I'M AS GOOD AS THESE GUYS. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THEM? WHAT IS IT LIKE TO GET HIT? -I SAY WATCH THE GAME FROM THE SIDELINE. IF YOU EVER GET A CHANCE, WATCH THE GAME FROM THE SIDELINE, SEE THE SPEED OF THE GAME, THE COLLISIONS THAT HAPPEN OUT THERE AND I THINK YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT PLAYING IN THE NFL. I'M A GRASS EXPERT MYSELF. SO I'M INTO ANALYZING GRASS. CAN YOU PUT THAT INTO WORDS WHAT IF FEELS LIKE GOING OUT THERE KNOWING I'M THE QUARTERBACK I'M ABOUT TO TAKE HITS. YOU KNOW THE MOST EXCITING PART AND THE THING I MISS MOST ABOUT THE GAME EVEN TODAY AFTER I RETIRED IS COMING OUT OF THAT LOCKER ROOM FOR THAT OPENING INTRODUCTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE BUTTERFLIES ARE FLOWING AT THEIR HIGHEST POINT

SO I SEE THAT YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR OWN SCORE SO THERE IS REALLY NO OFFICIATING HERE. WELL WE'RE PLAYING WITH THE PRESIDENT OF PLAYBOY SO IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO SAY MUCH YOU KNOW I THINK WHATEVER HE SAYS GOES. TALK TO ME ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE MANSION. NOW ARE YOU GOING TO BE WEARING PAJAMAS? I'M GOING TO BE WEARING SOME SORT OF PAJAMAS YES. BUT PLEASE HELP ME BE MORE SPECIFIC. I CLEARLY, YOU LOOK AT ME YOU SEE A MAN THAT STRUGGLES. I'M WEARING MORE OF SPORTY TYPE OF PAJAMAS, MORE OF THE SWEATS AND LONG SLEEVED TYPE OF T SHIRT TYPE PAJAMAS, NOT THE BRADY BUNCH PAJAMAS YOU KNOW THE PLAIDS AND THE BAGGY THINGS, THE FLANNEL PAJAMAS NO NOTHING LIKE THAT NOTHING WITH LITTLE MOTORCYCLES ON IT OR ANYTHING. -NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU SEE AT PLAYBOY WE PLAY A LOT OF GOLF. YOU MEAN THERE'S GUYS AT PLAYBOY WHO CAME HER TO PLAY GOLF. YOU SEE WE SAW MR. MOON THE QUARTERBACK THAT'S CHARISMA RIGHT THERE. -I KNOW, YOUR TELLIN ME. ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO THE ATHLETE OR DO YOU PREFER THE GOOFY GUYS. I PREFER ATHLETES FOR SURE. WORK IT.

NICE.

WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK THOUGH, TELL THEM NOT TO GO AWAY. DON'T GO AWAY CAUSE WE'RE COMING RIGHT BACK. WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING TO ME, THE MAGIC OF T.V. AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION LINGERIE PARTY. OHHH I'M THERE, DID YOU SEE ME LAST YEAR?

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS WHERE I THINK MY JOB IS AMAZING. IT IS AMAZING THAT THE PEOPLE AT PLAYBOY LET US HAVE THIS KIND OF ACCESS. YOU WONT SEE OTHER CAMERAS HERE BECAUSE WHEN OTHER PEOPLE CALL THEY GO UH, SORRY KICKING IT WITH BYRON ALLEN, WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR YOU TONIGHT. WE CALL AND JUST DRIVE UP HERE PARK RIGHT UP HERE WITH ALL THESE CARS EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE THERE, IT'S A T BIRD WE WONT TALK ABOUT THAT ONE. BUT IT'S A LINGERIE PARTY AND THIS IS JUST GOING TO BE, I'M STANDING HERE IN MY PRINCE ROBE TALKING ABOUT IT OR DO YOU WANT TO GO INSIDE AND SEE IT. LOOK WHO IS OVER HERE NEXT TO GLEN, SPECIAL GUEST TONIGHT, MY SISTER'S KID. THE BRAIN. YEAH UNCLE OF THE YEAR, BRINGING MY NEPHEW TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION CAN WE SEE THIS WHOLE OUTFIT HERE? JEN TALK TO US ABOUT THIS PARTY. YOU'VE SEEN A NUMBER OF LINGERIE OUTFITS. I HAVE AND I'VE WORN QUITE A FEW AND TOOK OFF A COUPLE. I'LL JUST REMIND OUR VIEWERS WE'RE NOT EVEN INSIDE YET. NO. (LAUGHS) WE'RE OUTSIDE. YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME A LITTLE SPEECHLESS. YOU ARE OVER THE TOP SEXY AND YOU MAKE IT TOUGH FOR GUYS. YOU MAKE ME SPEECHLESS. -THANK YOU WE'RE GOING INSIDE.

FOOTBALL HAS IT'S BENEFITS. IT HAS A LOT OF BENEFITS AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. THIS IS ONE OF THE PERKS. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF ALL THIS. THIS IS FANTASTIC. I MEAN BUTTS, BRAS, TITS AND JAWS I MEAN I WAS TRYING TO TELL THE PEOPLE AT HOME, THIS THING TRULY HAS GROWN HASN'T IT. IT HAS GROWN A LOT. IT GETS BIGGER AND BETTER EVERY YEAR AND EVEN YOUR OUTFIT HAS GOTTEN BETTER. YOU LOOK OH NO, TAKE A LOOK I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE BACK RIGHT NOW. ART MANN IS THE MAN. HERE IS THE DEAL, I ACTUALLY BORROWED THIS FROM PRINCE YES, I CAN TELL BECAUSE ITS KIND OF LONG FOR YOU. HERE IS THE BEAUTY OF IT, PRINCE DOESN'T REALIZE HE LOANED IT TO ME OH, I UNDERSTAND. I'VE DONE THINGS LIKE THAT BEFORE TOO. SHOULD WE TALK TO SOME OF THE KIDS OUT THERE BECAUSE CLEARLY YOUR LOVE OF SPORTS GOT YOU HERE TODAY -YES IT DID. SO WE CAN TELL SOME OF THE YOUNG PEOPLE, LOOK IN ORDER FOR YOU TO EXPERIENCE LIFE LIKE THIS EXHIBIT A SCHOOL SHOULD BE A PRIORITY BECAUSE WITHOUT SCHOOL THERE IS NO ATHLETICS, WITHOUT ATHLETICS NO TITS AND ASS. OKAY.

THERE IS SOMETHING SORT OF COOL ABOUT JUST BEING HERE HUH? LIKE WHEN YOU FIRST COME UP THAT DRIVEWAY. OH DEFINITELY. IT'S SO NEAT AND I'M SURE ACTUALLY WE JUST PERFORMED. WE'RE THE SACRAMENTO KINGS DANCE TEAM. SO WE JUST PERFORMED AND WE GOT TO CHANGE AND COME OUT -WE GOT SOME OF THAT THAT WAS US. WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. AND YOU CHANGED. LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S A LOT OF WORK HUH? -YEAH. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DON'T HAVE THAT. YOU GOTTA WORK OUT ART. I LIKE TO EAT TOO MUCH AND WHAT DO YOU EAT? JUST STUFF. I JUST LIKE TO EAT. AND HOW DO WE DECIDE WHAT TO GO WITH HERE? I'M STUTTERING A LITTLE BIT YOU GUYS ARE BEAUTIFUL. (LAUGHS) WE KNOW IT'S HARD THERE ARE 11 OF US HERE SO WE HAD TO COORDINATE TO MAKE SURE NOBODY WORE THE SAME THING YOU KNOW TELL ME WILL THIS HAVE LIKE AN AFTER PARTY THAT WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT I DON'T KNOW I'M HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME (LAUGHS) ARE YOU GOING TO THE GROTTO, THE WORLD FAMOUS GROTTO? OH OF COURSE. IT'S STEAMY IN THERE SO WE CAN'T SHOOT, IT GETS ALL FOGGY. IT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT. IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE A COUPLE OF SECONDS. WELL IT'S SEXY AND HOT. THERE IS NOTHING THERE. TALK TO ME NOW CERTAINLY AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT SOME CRAZINESS GOES ON. WELL ITS JUST LIKE HERE, HEF STARTED IT ALL AND I JUST KEEP THE BALL ROLLING. YOU KNOW THESE ARE THE GIRLS FROM THE HBO CAT HOUSE SHOW SHOOTING OUR 5TH SEASON NOW AND WE DECIDED TO COME DOWN HERE AND PARTY AND BE STUPID. NOW TELL ME, YOU WERE COMMENTING ON MY ROBE I LOVE THIS ROBE I WAS JUST TELLING HIM I WAS JUST IN MINNESOTA AND JUST SANG WITH PRINCE ON HIS ALBUM, ON HIS RECORD. DO WE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MIGHT SAY ON THE ROBE BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA. IT'S UM, ALIEN. -IT'S ALIEN (LAUGHS) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PARTY TONIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS PLAYBOY GOLF DEAL IS GREAT. IT GIVES AN OPPORTUNITY TO EVERYBODY TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN AND LAUGHS AND THE GIRLS ARE JUST WAITING TO GET NAKED AND GET IN THAT GROTTO. I ACTUALLY BORROWED THIS FROM PRINCE AND HE DOES NOT REALIZE THAT I BORROWED IT. SO YOU STOLE IT. I DIDN'T IT WAS ACTUALLY GLEN'S COUSIN. GLEN THAT WORKS WITH US. IT WAS HIS COUSIN. HE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW. THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. (LAUGHS) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU GONNA GET NAKED WITH THEM? I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT. OKAY GIRLS TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF. -NO, I'M GOOD. CLEARLY YOU HAVE PUT SOME WORK INTO BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL ATHLETE. -YEAH DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LIFTED UP THAT WEIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME, THAT IT WOULD LEAD TO THIS TO THE MANSION. NO. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW I WASN'T GOING TO TRY AND THINK ABOUT IT EITHER MAN, I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE MY TIME AND JUST CONCENTRATE ON FOOTBALL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THE SYMBOL ON THE BACK? THIS IS HOW THE SYMBOL IS PRONOUNCED. AHHHK NOW THAT YOU'VE ARRIVED AT THE MANSION, GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I MEAN IT'S MY FIRST TIME HERE. IT'S JUST GREAT YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE HERE ARE NICE AND THE GIRLS ARE LOVELY. YOU HAVE BEEN ON OUR SHOW BEFORE. OH, MANY TIMES. AND OUR EDITOR, HOW DO I PUT THIS? HE ENJOYS YOUR SPECIAL SKILL. YES. THERE IT IS. WHY DO I NOT SEE YOUR ENTIRE TEAM HERE, THAT'S WHAT I'M SURPRISED. IS THIS JUST I SAW THE GUYS LIKE SEAN PHILLIPS, SAN DIEGO CHARGERS, KURT MORRISON, OAKLAND RAIDERS YOU KNOW GUYS LIKE THAT. NICE PAJAMAS. I SEE YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF ROBE ACTION. WHERE'S THE BOXERS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M LETTING IT FLY UNDER HERE. HEY I THOUGHT YOU'D BE WEARING A THONG. I DID IT.

WHO HAS MORE GAME WITH THE LADIES, TIGHT ENDS? QUARTERBACKS? I SAY THE TIGHT ENDS ATTRACT THEM THE MOST BUT I THINK QUARTERBACKS ATTRACT THEM THE MOST BUT THE TIGHT ENDS HAVE GOT THEIR WAY WITH THEM.

HI ART HOW ARE YOU? -HELLO I'M GREAT. DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM THE GOLF COURSE? -YES. I'VE RETURNED FROM THE GOLF COURSE. NOW TELL US WHAT YOUR WEARING HERE. A LITTLE BIT OF SOME OF THIS A LITTLE BIT OF GLITTER.

NOW YOU GUYS THERE ARE A LOT OF JUST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HERE THAT DON'T HAPPEN TO BE PLAYMATES. DO THEY COME UP TO YOU GUYS AND KIND OF CHECK YOU OUT AND ADMIRE THAT YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. THEY ASK FOR PICTURES, WELL MOSTLY FOR HER BECAUSE SHE HAS LIKE THE WHOLE OUTFIT ON. AND THEY ALSO WANT TO KNOW HOW DO YOU BECOME A PLAYMATE, YOU KNOW HOW DO WE COME TO MORE PARTIES. THIS GUY IS HAVING SOME FUN. -HE'S HAVING THE BEST TIME OF HIS LIFE I THINK. (LAUGHS) HE SHOULD THOUGH WE LOVE HIM. WHEN YOUR THIS HOT DO YOU REALIZE IT? LIKE DO YOU STILL FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE SOME WEAK SPOTS. LIKE YOU THINK YOU NEED LIKE WELL THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. -EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE, YOU SEE THE FLAWS LIKE WELL THERE'S THIS, I WANT TO CHANGE THIS. GIVE ME ONE FLAW RIGHT NOW. I WANT LIKE TIGHTER ABS. TELL ME ABOUT THE SCENERY HERE AT THE MANSION. THE SCENERY HERE IS YOU KNOW WHAT IT INCREDIBLE, LOOK AT THIS GIRL, HEY, HEY C'MERE, C'MERE GIMME A FLAW. -WELL I HAVE A WHOLE BAD SIDE THIS ENTIRE SIDE IS BAD. SO IF WE COULD FIX ALL OF THIS.

NOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU. -WE'RE READY TO GO INTO THE GROTTO.

WE JUST SAW SOME SEEMINGLY CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE DECIDE TO JUST TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND GO SWIMMING. -EXACTLY. CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE COME HERE. OH ANYTHING HAPPENS IN PLAYBOY MANSION. BEING A PLAYMATE HAS IT'S PRIVILEGES DOESN'T IT. IT HAS IT'S UP SIDES, YES. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. -YOU DO. LOOK HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO A HALL OF FAME QUARTERBACK RIGHT NOW. I KNOW. HEY. (LAUGHS) -NICE. I BORROWED IT FROM PRINCE. HOW COOL IS THAT? PRINCE DOESN'T REALIZE I BORROWED IT. (LAUGHS) YOU STOLE IT. -I DIDN'T STEAL IT. AT THIS POINT WE MIGHT BE HEARING A COUPLE SIRENS OR SOMETHING MAYBE. YOUR CLOSE. ACTUALLY AT THIS POINT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW YOU PUT THIS ON EBAY. OH LIKE WHEN WE'RE DONE. NOT BECAUSE I WORE IT BUT BECAUSE IT'S PRINCE. SO THINK OF WHAT IT WOULD COST TO GET OUT OF JAIL AND TIMES THAT BY 2 AND THEN YOU'LL BE OKAY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? -GOOD HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD, WHOA YOUR VERY SOBER. I AM. -I FOUND ONE LITTLE SECRET TO THE MANSION THAT I'M GOING TO REVEAL TO EVERYONE. -UH OH NO. NO IT'S OKAY. THE OPEN BAR SEEMS TO ADD TO THE GOOD TIMES. OH YEAH DEFINITELY. JUST NAKED PEOPLE COMING OUT NONSTOP.

I SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. THE MANSION IS JUST GETTING YOU INTO THE MOOD HUH? I GUESS SO YEAH, YEAH NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE GONE IN THERE BUT I DID SO, WHATEVER, IT WAS FUN.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE? YEAH IT IS. IT IS MY FIRST TIME HERE. TELL EVERYONE PLEASE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO COME HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT IS UNREAL. IT IS AMAZING. IT IS SO MUCH FUN. EVERYBODY IS AWESOME. IT'S GREAT. IT'S ALL SMILES. THERE ARE NO FIGHTS HERE. IT'S ALL SMILES. NO. IT'S ALL SMILES. IT'S ALL GOOD TIMES. WHOO THIS IS NOTHING BUT SMILING FACES HERE. NOTHING BUT SMILING FACES. IT'S THE PLAYBOY MANSION ART, COME ON.

THERE IS A MAGIC TO THE MANSION. IT MAKES PEOPLE DO THINGS THAT THEY WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO. LIKE TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF? -YEAH. DID YOU SEE THE GREAT ONE? WHO IS THE GREAT ONE? HEFFNER. I HAVEN'T. ACTUALLY I MET HIM A LONG TIME AGO. SO I KNOW HIM. THAT MAN JUST LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. YES. AND HE'S REALLY, REALLY SWEET. HE REALLY IS. THIS IS, I THINK THIS WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO END THIS EPISODE WITH YOU THE GREAT DIANA BROOK, I THINK WOULD BE A GREAT CLOSE TO OUR SHOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? I THINK THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. ALL RIGHT. I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING. WE ENDED WITH A VERY SEXY PLAYMATE RIGHT HERE DEANNA BROOKS. YOU WANT TO LOOK HER UP ON HER WEBSITE, OH AND I WANT TO TELL THEM THIS BECAUSE WE GET A LOT OF EMAILS ON THIS. I APPRECIATE YOU BEING WITH ME WHILE I DO ALL THIS BUSINESS BUT BECAUSE I GET A LOT OF EMAILS. IF YOU WATCH THE LATER SHOW, YOU'LL SEE LIKE THING THAT ARE ALL CRAZY AS THEY HAPPEN. IF YOU WATCH THE EARLIER SHOW, IT IS SORT OF LIKE IN CASE THE T.V. IS ON IN BEST BUY OR SOMETHING, SO IT'S SORT OF LIKE THE GENERAL AUDIENCE THING. A LITTLE BUSINESS BUT SEE BY DOING THAT WHILE DEANNA IS HERE, IT'S ALMOST INTERESTING (LAUGHS) THANKS YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU SEXY. OH MY GOD I GOT A KISS FROM DEANNA AND A HUG. I LOVE THIS GIRL.

GET A SHOT OF MY NEPHEW RIGHT NOW.

THERE WASN'T A LOT OF CONTENT HERE. WE DIDN'T TELL YOU THE HISTORY OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, HOW HEFFNER GOT IS START OR ANY OF THAT, IT'S BASICALLY JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN DANCING AND WHATEVER ELSE WE DO RIGHT? I SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD. THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS LIKE RIGHT? I HOPE AL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE ENJOYED THIS. I THINK THIS WAS A KIND OF AN EPIC SHOW RIGHT HERE. SO THANKS FOR WATCHING, HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT. AND YOU KNOW DAN RATHER, I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE WATCHING BUDDY, NOT BAD HUH? NOT A BAD SHOW YOU JUST SAW HUH?