Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 306

Episode Title: Miami Parties Part Two - Unrated

Description: Models playing volleyball, Carmen Electra, and screaming football fans.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK WE ARE IN FLORIDA, SOUTH BEACH TO BE EXACT FOR THREE THINGS, MODELS PLAYING VOLLEY BALL, CARMEN ELECTRA AND SCREAMING FOOTBALL FANS. WHERE ARE THE COLTS FANS? AT HOME AT THE FARM. (ART'S THEME MUSIC)

HERE IS SOME BASIC MATH FOR YOU. SOUTH BEACH, MIAMI, PLUS THE SUPERBOWL EQUALS WAY TOO MUCH SHOW FOR ONE EPISODE THAT IS WHY YOUR WATCHING MIAMI PARTIES PART TWO AND WE'RE GOING TO START THINGS VERY STRONG WITH SOMETHING CALLED VOLLEYPALOOZA. WHAT IS THIS YOUR SAYING WHAT IS VOLLEYPALOOZA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? THIS IS MODELS PLAYING VOLLEYBALL PLEASE, DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE? THANK YOU. IT'S NOT 60 MINUTES MY FRIENDS. IF YOU LIVE IN SOUTH BEACH RIGHT NOW MAKE SOME NOISE Y'ALL

OH WHAT A SURPRISE ANOTHER EVENT RIGHT HERE IN SOUTH BEACH, THIS ONE IS CALLED VOLLEYPALOOZA YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS, IT'S BASICALLY JUST A BUNCH OF MODELS PLAYING VOLLEYBALL TAKE A LOOK.

AREN'T YOU GUYS AFRAID OF MAYBE SCRAPING YOUR FLAWLESS BODIES? OH NO. C'MON THIS IS ALL FOR FUN.

ANYBODY IS WELCOME, COME WATCH. IT'S FUN. WHAT IF YOU HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT NEXT WEEK AND YOU HAVE A BIG RASPBERRY. THERE'S MAKE UP IT'S OKAY. I LIKE YOUR STYLE. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WATCHING THAT SAY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MODELS AREN'T GOING TO PLAY VOLLEY BALL, THEY'RE GOING TO BE AFRAID OF SCRATCHING THEMSELVES. LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DOING MAN YOU SHOULD SEE WE HAVE ONE OF THESE GIRLS BRUISES ALL UP AND DOWN HER ARMS SHE'S LIKE LET'S GO. LET'S DO THIS YOU KNOW WE GOTTA WIN. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY AS HARD AS WE CAN, WATCH THE GAME, HAVE FUN YOU KNOW

HEY CAN YOU TELL US WHAT THE HELL YOUR DOING RIGHT HERE? THAT'S AWESOME, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE. WELL I'M PUTTING A LITTLE MAKE UP ON HER BELLY, I'M JUST COVERING SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE BELLY RING ANYMORE SO I'M COVERING THE HOLE.

LOOKS NICE A LITTLE MAKE UP. THIS IS GOOD PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE THAT THIS KIND OF STUFF GOES ON. THE BEHIND THE SCENES EXTRAS RIGHT? WELL AS HOT AS YOU ARE, I THINK THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOU NEED A LITTLE HELP. OH I NEED HELP ALL THE TIME, ALL THE TIME.

THIS IS SOUTH BEACH AND WE ARE ON THE BEACH SO IS THAT HAIR GOING TO LOOK A LITTLE, IT'S NATURAL RIGHT? WE'RE OUT HERE IN THE WIND. I JUST TOOK IT DOWN FROM THE PONY TAIL SHE HAD IT IN. SO IT WAS NICE AND CRIMPED AND WAVY SO WE'RE JUST DOING VERY, VERY LIGHT MAKEUP. SHE BARELY HAS ANYTHING ON, I JUST GRABBED HER WHILE SHE WAS EATING LUNCH, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ALL I DID WAS PUT ON LIP GLOSS AND LITTLE BIT OF BLUSH.

CAUSE I HAVE TO SHOW THEM AT HOME, THIS TENDS TO MAKE AN EVENT A LITTLE MORE FUN, DOESN'T IT? THE BEER? YES. VERY FUN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BECAUSE THE WAY WE OPERATE IS WE JUST CAME DOWN HERE FOR SUPERBOWL AND WE'RE JUST WANDERING AROUND AND DISCOVERING ALL THESE THINGS, WHAT IS VOLLEYPALOOZA DO YOU KNOW? VOLLEYPALOOZA IS ALL THE MODELS PLAYING VOLLEY BALL IN A TOURNAMENT. WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING? -I'M NOT A MODEL. OH. LET YOU TELL IT. -I WORK AT URBAN OUTFITTERS. Y'ALL CAME IN MY STORE WHAT IS THIS? SHE'S SAYING SHE'S NOT A MODEL. THAT'S A MODEL. -IT'S MY GIRL RIGHT HERE. AND IS THAT A MODEL? YEAH

OH MY GOD THAT'S CRAZY. JUST LIKE YOU WERE BUGGING HER ABOUT THE HEIGHT MAN. WHAT? AHHH 5'2 WHATEVER. WE TALKED TO CARMEN ELECTRA LAST NIGHT AND SHE IS A SHORTER PERSON. SHE'S VERY SEXY. SHE'S FAMOUS THOUGH. -YOUR JUST GETTING STARTED. WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO DO RIGHT HERE? A LITTLE SHOOT? A LITTLE SHOOT FOR OCEAN DRIVE MAGAZINE.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? -WE'RE LOOKING FOR HER MALE COUNTERPART. (LAUGHS) UH, YEAH ADAM IS VOLUNTEERING. I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE THE MALE COUNTERPART. FORGET IT. WHAT ABOUT LAMONT?

HERE IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. I DON'T WANT TO GET TONS OF EMAIL BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS BUT IT IS INEVITABLE BUT HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE YEARS THAT WE HAVE THE SUPERBOWL IN PLACES LIKE MINNESOTA AND DETROIT. ONE WORD, BOOOOOOO WHERE ARE WE FROM? -NEW YORK BABY, NEW YORK I DON'T SEE ANY JETS DOWN HERE, I DON'T SEE ANY GIANTS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GIANTS BUT WE'RE MARINERS THIS WEEKEND NOT TO MENTION PEYTON. BUT HERE IS WHY I POINT THIS OUT, BECAUSE YOU GUYS PROVE THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T JUST GO TO THE SUPERBOWL IF YOUR TEAM MAKES IT, YOU JUST GO TO THE SUPERBOWL. NAH, YOU GO TO THE SUPERBOWL FOR FESTIVITIES. LIKE YOU ARE HERE YO

YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU GO TO THE SUPERBOWL IN DETROIT, WHOEVER IS IN THE SUPERBOWL THOSE FANS SHOW UP. -EXACTLY. WHEN THE SUPERBOWL IS IN MIAMI, EVERYBODY SHOWS UP. I LIKE HOW RELAXED YOU ARE, I SAID SOME OF THE GUYS THAT ARE PLAYING IN THE FOOTBALL GAME SHOULD TAKE SOME NOTES ON YOU GUYS MAYBE DANCE A LITTLE ON THE SIDELINES RIGHT? TELL US HOW SERIOUS YOU TAKE THIS? NOT VERY SERIOUS. AS SERIOUS AS WALKING DOWN THE RUNWAY DO YOU THINK THAT THIS MAY BE THEY'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE MODELS DOING ALL SPORTS, HAVE MODELS PLAYING FOOTBALL RIGHT? DEFINITELY MAN. YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUS? NO. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE FUN. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. AND I DO SEE THE ONE INGREDIENT WE'RE NOT GOING TO LIE TO ANYBODY I SEE THE ONE INGREDIENT FLOWING AROUND HERE WHICH IS BOOZE WHICH TENDS TO MAKE AN EVENT A LITTLE BETTER. A LITTLE, THAT HELPS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY'D BE AFRAID TO GET THE SCRAPES, THE RASPBERRIES AND STUFF, MODELS AREN'T AFRAID. NOT AT ALL. ARE YOU GUYS MODELS? I AM. I WAS JUST PLAYING MAN, I DON'T KNOW HALF THESE PEOPLE OUT HERE AREN'T EVEN MODELS, I THINK THERE IS A LITTLE CHEATING GOING ON BUT YOU KNOW MY TEAM GOT DOMINATED BUT IT'S ALL GOOD. I AM HERE TO REPORT THIS. WE WERE JUST IN THE SECRET LITTLE VIP AREA AND WE DID SEE SOME MODELS TAKING THE SANDWICHES AND JUST SHOVING THEM DOWN THEIR THROAT. YEAH, YEAH SO WE'RE HERE TO SAY MODELS DO EAT A LOT. MODELS EAT. THOUGHT TO THINK ABOUT VOLLEY BALL, IT GETS YOU ALL FIT SO YOU'VE GOTTA BLEND INTO A TEAM. YEAH DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY

WHAT'S YOUR STORY. HOW COME YOUR NOT PLAYING? OH I'M THEIR BOOKER. YOU HAVE ANY VOLLEYBALL SKILLS? -NOT AT ALL. (LAUGHS)

LIKE I'M OKAY BUT IF I LIVED HERE I WOULD GET GOOD FAST. OH YEAH A LOT OF THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ON HERE ON THE COURTS PLAYING SO IT HELPS. BUT THEY'RE REALLY GOOD, BUT I THINK WE GOT A GOOD GAME GOING ON HERE. WE TALKED TO SOME OF THE OTHER TEAMS AND THEY SEEM LIKE IT'S JUST A BIG PARTY. YOU GUYS SEEM INTENSE, YOU WANT TO WIN. WE WANT TO GO TO CANCUN MAN, WE WANT THE TRIP. THAT'S WHAT YOU WIN? YEAH. WE BEEN PRACTICING ALL WEEK AND WE WANT TO GO TO MEXICO DUDE.

WAIT A MINUTE, WHEN YOU LIVE IN SOUTH BEACH AND YOU WIN A TRIP TO CANCUN, I MEAN IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT GETTING ON A PLANE AND GOING SOMEWHERE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? GETTING AWAY FROM WHERE YOU ARE. CAUSE I MEAN IT'S ALMOST THAT'S A DRAW, THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT REALLY. YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW YOU GET OUT OF THE ZIP CODE AND ALL THAT YOU KNOW RELATIONSHIP RULES AND ALL THAT GOES AWAY AND YOUR I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT, FOR THE RECORD I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO THAT.

I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU. -I LOST THE FIRST ROUND. NO. NO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE VOLLEY BALL. YOU JUST WON THE ART MANN PRESENTS BEST HAT AWARD. THERE YOU GO. SO WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO THANK, GIVE US YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. I WANT TO THANK MY MOM AND MY DAD FOR MAKING ALL OF THIS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE IF THEY DIDN'T GET TOGETHER, I WOULDN'T BE HERE. THANK YOU WHAT ABOUT MANNING VERSUS A TEAM OF MODELS, WHO'S WINNING? I'LL TAKE THE MODELS. -(LAUGHS) ALL RIGHT. CAN WE HAVE A FULL HEAD TURN SO I CAN SEE THE HAT IN ALL IT'S GLORY. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL, I AM SO JEALOUS. TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. -WHAT HAPPENED? THEY WERE JUST A BETTER TEAM ALL AROUND. BUT I DON'T KNOW WE HAD FUN. BUT LOSING HERE IT'S NOT GOING TO DEVASTATE YOU YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T RUIN MY DAY AT ALL. IT'S SUNNY OUT, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, WE'RE STILL GOING TO PARTY THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT, YOU ARE OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT BUT YOUR STILL IN SOUTH BEACH. -EXACTLY.

LOOK WE'RE NOT ESPN I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU WHO WINS THIS THING, WE JUST DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME I'LL TELL YOU THIS IT'S A TEAM WITH A BUNCH OF SEXY PEOPLE, THEY WIN HANDS DOWN. SO LET'S MOVE ON SEE WHAT ELSE WE CAN FIND DOWN HERE SOUTH BEACH!

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, IT'S TIME TO CHECK OUT A LITTLE NIGHT LIFE. WE'RE GOING TO GO INSIDE TWO CLUBS. WE'RE GOING TO GO INSIDE A PLACE CALLED SIN, BUT FIRST LET'S GO INSIDE SNATCH.

WE'RE INSIDE OF A LITTLE PLACE CALLED SNATCH THAT'S THE NAME OF THE CLUB, HOW YOU DOING? AND IT'S ONE OF THESE CLUBS WHERE APPARENTLY ONLY THE SEXIES ARE ALLOWED IN HERE.

JUST STAY ON THEM, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME.

LET'S CHECK OUT SNATCH.

WE'VE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE THAT IT'S CRAZY LIKE THIS BECAUSE THE SUPERBOWL IS HERE, BUT I HAVE A FEELING THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT THE GAME IS HERE DOES IT? NOT AT ALL WE BRING THE HOTNESS NO MATTER WHERE WE ARE. WE GOT THE GIRLS HERE, WE'RE HAVING A BLAST.

TELL US ABOUT SNATCH. SNATCH IS THE HOTTEST CLUB IN MIAMI. WE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, IT'S CRAZY. IT IS BAD ASS GET YOUR BOOTY DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW. YOU GOTTA LOVE SOUTH BEACH THE HOTTEST BABES IN THE NATION.

IT'S JUST HOT TONIGHT BECAUSE WE ARE HERE. I AM ALL THE WAY FROM MINNESOTA THIS MORNING I WAS ICE FISHING IN A BIKINI. I LIKE THIS PLACE SNATCH, I LIKE THE VIBE IN HERE. GREAT MUSIC, AWESOME. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE VIBE

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M FROM MIAMI. -NICE. HOT RIGHT? TELL EVERYONE BECAUSE WE'RE SHOWING THEM SOME NIGHTLIFE HERE AND I KNOW IT'S KIND OF A DIFFERENT NIGHTLIFE BECAUSE THE SUPERBOWL IS IN TOWN BUT IT'S STILL IS JUST AS CRAZY. -BEST NIGHT LIFE EVER. WE JUST DID A SHOW IN VEGAS, COMPARE SOUTH BEACH TO VEGAS. SOUTH BEACH AND VEGAS IS VERY SIMILAR IN THE WHOLE FASHION INDUSTRY YET IT IS SO RISKE IN VEGAS, MORE RISKE THAN MIAMI IS. MIAMI HAS MORE SEXUAL AND VEGAS IS MORE PORN.

CLEARLY YOU GUYS ARE ALL MODELS, DOES MIAMI ATTRACT ALL THE HOT MODELS. -HELL YEAH WHAT IS THIS AREA WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW WHERE THE CLUB IS. THIS IS THE HOTTEST AREA VIP RIGHT NOW. SOMEONE JUST GRABBED MY ASS. OH AND YOU LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THAT GRAB ASS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THE HOT BITCHES BEHIND YOU HERE AT CLUB SNATCH. I THINK THIS PLACE IS CRAZY. IT'S HOT TO HAVE A BOOTY, TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND SHOW HIM.

(LAUGHS) THE GUY AT THE DOOR TOLD US THAT HE DOESN'T LET UGLY PEOPLE IN AND I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST KIDDING, NO. THAT'S TRUE. I'VE HAD THREE FRIENDS BEEN TURNED AWAY.

BUT SOME DAY I WANT TO BE A FULL FLEDGED HO DOG LIKE ART MANN. BUT TO GET ON, IF YOUR GONNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS, YOU GET OFF THE PORCH. AND WE'RE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO COME RELEASE ME SO I CAN ROAM WITH ART. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, ONCE AGAIN I'M CLUELESS. GIMME A LIST OF THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING HOT RIGHT NOW. WELL 1 WE DON'T EVER HAVE TO PAY FOR SUSHI. WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR DRINKS OR CABS OR HOTELS OR BEACH TOWELS OR DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD? UM, EVERYTHING IS FREE. OUR NEXT STOP IS A CLUB CALLED SIN. TAKE A LOOK.

THIS IS A VERY COMPETITIVE MARKET RIGHT HERE FOR CLUBS. THERE ARE A LOT OF CHOICES FOR PEOPLE. TELL ME WHAT SIN HAS THAT MAKES IT UNIQUE. SIN TECHNICALLY IS JUST GOING TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL AS FAR AS ENTERTAINMENT AS FAR AS NIGHTLIFE EXPERIENCE IS CONCERNED. CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE FASHION DOWN HERE IN SOUTH BEACH BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR CLEARLY. THE FASHION IN SOUTH BEACH. WELL YOU DON'T WANT TO WEAR A WHOLE LOT OF CLOTHES WHEN YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT AND HUMID YOU JUST ALMOST FEEL COMFORTABLE NOT WEARING AS MUCH. YOU LOOK COMFORTABLE. (LAUGHS)

I'M A DANCER, I LOVE TO DANCE SO I THINK WHEN YOUR OUT DANCING YOU KNOW YOU GET SWEATY AND TOO HOT HERE IN MIAMI. THIS YOUR LITTLE PIECE OF ITALY WERE STANDING NEXT TO? RIGHT THERE. -WELL YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH ITALY RIGHT? (LAUGHS)

SIN IS THE HOTTEST CLUB ON SOUTH BEACH. I LOVE IT. IT'S THE BEST CLUB IN SOUTH BEACH. YOUR IN SOUTH BEACH WHERE IT'S FRIGGIN HOT BEAUTIFUL GIRLS EVERYWHERE. -ABSOLUTELY GIRLS EVERYWHERE WEARING NOTHING. AWESOME MUSIC, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. WE HAVE A GREAT TIME.

DO YOU LIVE DOWN HERE. -I LIVE DOWN HERE. I FOUND THE SASSIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE CLUB. WHAT MAKES YOU SO SASSY? -SASSY? IT'S CAUSE OF MY BOOBS. I'M KIDDING. WELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE HERE WHERE PEOPLE COME TO VACATION. IT'S THE SH# T WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE NIGHTLIFE HERE THAT IS SO GOOD. I THINK IT IS THE SEXY PEOPLE. I THINK THEY'RE JUST SEXIER PEOPLE DOWN HERE. THANK YOU I KNOW YOUR TALKING ABOUT ME. DEFINITELY DO NOT GO ANYWHERE WHEN WE COME BACK

SCREAMING FOOTBALL FANS. STAY WITH US.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, I LOVE FOOTBALL, I LOVE THIS GAME AND CLEARLY I'M NOT ALONE THERE ARE ENTIRE NETWORKS DEDICATED TO JUST FOOTBALL BUT THERE IS SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT SHOWING YOU GUYS AND IT REALLY HAS ME TICKED OFF. THE FOOTBALL FAN. SO WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THE FOOTBALL FAN. WHY DO WE LIKE THIS FAN SO MUCH? BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO DRINK, YEAH. TAKE A LOOK.

HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ON THE STREETS FOR A LITTLE BIT? WE HAVE. YEAH ARE THERE MORE BEARS FANS OR COLTS FANS. THERE ARE MORE BEARS FANS WE HAVE SEEN, HOWEVER, I'M VERY POSITIVE THAT COME SUPERBOWL SUNDAY THE COLTS FANS WILL COME OUT AND WE'LL BE HERE. IT WILL BE EVEN. 50/50 HOW'S IT GOING? -IT'S GOING GREAT YOUR BUDDY JUST WENT RUNNING, HE SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK OR SOMETHING. NAH HIS GIRLFRIEND IS LOOKING FOR HIM ACTUALLY. I WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY MOMMA, MY COUSIN, MY BROTHERS, MY SISTAS, AND ALL MY LITTLE NIGGAZ OUT THERE IN THE WORLD, I WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY NIGGA JAY, I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO (LAUGHS) (INDISCERNIBLE) THAT MAY BE THE BEST SHOUT OUT WE'VE EVER HAD ON THE SHOW. CHICAGO BEARS. LISTEN. I'M FEELING LIKE CHICAGO HAS COME IN STRONGER FORCE HERE. INVADED SOUTH BEACH AND WE'RE HERE. HOW COME NO ONE SEEMED TO SHOW UP. HEY THE COLTS ARE JUST QUIET. BEARS FANS ARE ALL JUST DRUNK, DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT'S TIME FOR A SONG I WANT TO F# # K LIKE AN ANIMAL MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IF FLAWED. HEY DUDE, TRY TO KEEP SOME PEOPLE WATCHING. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? NOW IT'S NOT SECRET THAT YOU GUYS TEND TO LEARN EXACTLY WHERE TO GO TO FIND THE PARTY WHEN YOUR NOT DOING YOUR THING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PARTY HERE? WELL THE PARTY HERE IS EXCELLENT. I MEAN YOU CAN BEAT IT. I'VE BEEN TO NEW ORLEANS DURING MARDI GRAS, I BEEN TO RIO DE JANEIRO DURING CARNIVAL BUT THIS IS TOPS. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON I APPRECIATE YOUR WORK. -THANK YOU WE'RE DOING I'M VERY, VERY JEALOUS OF YOUR POSITION. GO COLTS, THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA SAY. GO COLTS. WE RESPECT YOU BUT YOUR GOING DOWN DITKA STYLE. YOUR GOING DOWN. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WOMEN IN MIAMI, HOW ABOUT THAT TOPIC. WHAT ABOUT THE WOMEN IN MIAMI? THEY'RE GREAT. THEY'RE ... -TELL ME ABOUT IT. THEY'RE' MOSTLY BRALESS. GO BEARS! (CHEERS) THE RESTAURANTS ALONG THIS STREET IS CLOSED. I DIDN'T TELL THEM THIS. I SHOULD TELL THEM SOME INFORMATION. THE STREET IS CLOSED OFF OCEAN BLVD THE RESTAURANTS HAVE EXPANDED TO ABOUT FIVE TIMES THEIR NORMAL SIZE, IT'S CALLED BANK. YEAH THAT'S MONEY NI THE BANK RIGHT THERE. HEY, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING A LITTLE BIT? -NAH (SCREAMS)

WHAT' UP? WHAT WAS THAT? YEAH I DON'T KNOW MAN. -TELL ME ABOUT MIAMI RIGHT HERE. IT'S SWEET DUDE, I'M FROM THE WEST, WESTERN ILLINOIS AND IT'S 5 DEGREES OUT THERE. AND THIS IS 75 DEGREES. NO MAN, NO MAN. WHAT IS IT ABOUT MIAMI THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE FROM SOUTH AFRICA. THE (INDISCERNIBLE), THE PEOPLE WHY NOT IT'S (INDISCERNIBLE) TO SEE YOU GUYS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WHO ARE YOU WITH SUPPORTING RIGHT HERE. OF FOOTBALL? I DON'T KNOW (LAUGHS) EVERY TIME WE BUMP INTO PEOPLE FROM SOUTH AFRICA IT'S ALWAYS SMILING FACES, WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE? WHAT CAN WE SAY? WE HAPPY PRETTY PEOPLE. SO WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN HERE? I LIVE HERE. AND OH YOUR PERFECT FOR THIS, AN EXPERT, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CITY WHEN THE FOOTBALL FANS COME TO TOWN? WE PARTY WHOOO WHAT IS THAT? -AIN'T NOTHING BUT A SUPERBOWL PARTY THE COLTS GONNA BEAT THEIR ASS. -FORGET ABOUT IT FORGET ABOUT IT. (LAUGHS) MAKE ME A LIST OF THINGS PEOPLE NEED TO BRING TO SOUTH BEACH. UM I.D. YEAH YOU DEFINITELY NEED I.D. HERE, YOU NEED A LOT OF MONEY, AND A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. -NICE. THAT WAS A GREAT LIST. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? -THIS IS OCEAN DRIVE WE'RE IN MIAMI BEACH, NOW SEE THAT GIRL RIGHT THERE, SHE NEEDS TO COME OVER HERE. BECAUSE THAT'S THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU PUT ON THE SHOW. HIGH DEFINITION YOUR IN RIGHT NOW. -YEAH HIGH DEFINITION WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOUTH BEACH RIGHT HERE TELL ME ABOUT SOUTH BEACH. OH SOUTH BEACH THE BEST PLACE TO BE. YOU AIN'T IN SOUTH BEACH YOUR AIN'T NOWHERE RIGHT NOW. HAVE YOU SEEN US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL EVER OR DO WE TALK ABOUT DRUNKS. YOU GUYS JUST HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND TALK TO DRUNK GUYS, THAT'S ALL YOU DO. THANK YOU SO LET'S GET TO THAT. ARE THERE SOME DRUNKS HERE? THERE IS A MILLION DRUNKS HERE. WHERE YOU FROM? -BILOXI MISSISSIPPI -NICE NOW IS THERE ANY NIGHT LIFE THERE IN BILOXI? NIGHT LIFE? OF COURSE. THE CASINOS. HOW DOES IT COMPARE THOUGH TO SOUTH BEACH? WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE CLOTHES. (LAUGHS) THAT'S A HOT BUTT RIGHT? -THAT'S A TRAY BUTT. (LAUGHS) THE BUTT IS SO BIG YOU CAN PUT A TRAY ON IT. STEAMY, VERY STEAMY ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WATCH THE GIRLS ON THE STAGE. IF IT DOESN'T CLAP HE WONT SLAP. COME HERE BILL. GOT TO HAVE THE FAT ASS, IT'S A MUST. LET'S GO COLTS! SO MANY PEOPLE ARE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES THAT COME HERE BUT WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SUPERBOWL -AND YOU DON'T CARE. WE'RE TRYING TO LEARN. I KNOW BUT YOU COME HERE BECAUSE IT'S A BIG PARTY. -YEAH PARTY THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO TELL OUR VIEWERS, IT DOESN'T MATTER SEE MY TEAM DIDN'T MAKE IT AND I DON'T CARE, I MEAN I CARE, BUT WHO CARES IT'S A GOOD PARTY RIGHT? YEAH AT THIS TIME. (RAPPING) WHAT IF THE MIAMI HEAT WON THE SUPERBOWL? I MEANT THAT WOULD BE HUGE. MIAMI HEAT WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP YOU KNOW AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THE COLTS (RAPPING) ADAM SHOW THIS GUY. I HAVE NOT SEEN A GIRL WALK BY THAT YOU HAVEN'T JUMPED ON. OH MY GOD THIS IS IT. WE'RE FROM CHICAGO, THIS IS MY WIFE. I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE TO HER RIGHT NOW.

I NEED A NEW CAR, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO GET FOR ME, I'VE FOUND A CAR THAT SEEMS TO MATCH MY PERSONALITY PERFECTLY. -YEAH WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THIS? WOULD THAT WORK? -IT'S LIKE WHOA. TELL ME THAT'S NOT A RIDE THERE. (FEMALE VOICE) THAT IS A FAT ASS RIDE. -FAT ASS RIDE SEE IT REALLY IS. WHO'S CAR IS THIS YOURS? -HIS FAT AS HELL. BUT WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE? 26. YEAH SEE I HAVE 20S AND THAT'S A THING OF THE PAST NOW. LOOK AT THOSE 20S, THEY'RE 20S. UH NO. 22S? NO. HEY, SHE THINKS THEY'RE 22S. 26. 26! GOOD JOB.

THAT'S IT YOU GUYS, HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW. OH I WANTED TO SQUEEZE THIS IN BEFORE WE GO. I GET A LOT OF EMAIL SAYING ART WHAT'S THE NEXT EPISODE, WELL THAT'S EASY YOU GO TO ARTMANN.COM RIGHT THERE ON THE LEFT IT WILL TELL YOU WHAT THE NEXT EPISODE IS. THERE. JUST ANSWERED ABOUT 25,000 EMAILS. SEE HOW EASY THAT IS. RIGHT. AND THE OTHER ANSWER IS 36. ALL RIGHT SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK.

I RARELY DRINK IF AT ALL. AND I HAD ONE DRINK THAT SOMEONE MADE FOR ME AND I'M NOT GOING TO ACCUSE ANY SPECIFIC PERSON, BUT ADAM OVER HERE WHO WE'LL CALL ADAM FOR LEGAL REASONS TELL ME I BELIEVE I HAVE GHB SO YOU SHOW A LITTLE CLIP OF ME ON GHB RAMBLING ABOUT SOME DUMB PAYPHONE. SEE THE GUY NO THE PAYPHONE, CLEARLY HE IS UP TO NO GOOD BECAUSE NO ONE USES THESE THINGS ANYMORE. SEE YOU CAN TELL FROM THAT I'M NOT MYSELF. SOMEONE SLIPPED ME THIS GHB AND I'M A BIG BOY AND I LIKE TO EAT SO MAYBE MY BODY DILUTED THAT A LITTLE, IF I WAS 98 POUNDS, I'D BE PREGNANT RIGHT NOW. SO UH WITHOUT GETTING TOO SERIOUS, JUST BE CAREFUL, GET YOUR OWN DRINKS.