Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 304 - TV14

Episode Title: Going to the Super Bowl without Going to the Super Bowl

Description: This week, the show is in Miami for all the parties and crazy events that take place when the biggest game in football comes to town.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK WERE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL WITHOUT GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL. HELLO SOUTH BEACH. WHO WOULDN'T WANNA COME TO MIAMI. HERE WE ARE AT THE CELEBRITY BEACH BOWL GIVE ME ANYTHING.

THE FASHION IN SOUTH BEACH WELL YOU DON'T WANNA WEAR A WHOLE LOT OF CLOTHES WHEN YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE. IT'S SO HOT AND HUMID YOU JUST YOU MUST FEEL COMFORTABLE, NOT WEARING AS MUCH. YOU LOOK COMFORTABLE. AHH SAY HELLO TO FLORIDA, WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS. I'M IN A SMALL VESSEL JUST OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA. WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL, LET ME EXPLAIN. MIAMI IS HOSTING THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR, WE ARE GOING TO SOUTH BEACH AND WE ARE GONNA DO AN ENTIRE SHOW WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING TO THE GAME, CAN IT BE DONE? UH YES INDEED THERE ARE A MILLION EVENTS I ACTUALLY THINK WERE GONNA RUN OUT OF SHOW BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF EVENTS. AND BY THE END OF THE SHOW. WE WILL FIND DRUNK PEOPLE YEAH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A GUARANTEED. WERE GONNA START THINGS OFF WITH SOME CELEBRITY FLAG FOOTBALL AND I HEAR STEVE O IS OVER THERE SO WE MAY GET TO THOSE DRUNK PEOPLE SOONER THEN LATER. COME ON LET'S GO WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL WITHOUT GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL. DO YOU FOLLOW THAT YEAH DEFINITELY WERE NOT ACTUALLY GONNA SEE THE GAME, FOOTBALL BUT WERE NOT GONNA SEE THE GAME WERE JUST SHOWING EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON AROUND THE SUPER BOWL HERE IN MIAMI. NICE. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT OVER THIS HILL UM YEAH NEW FOUND GLORY'S PLAYING. NEW FOUND GLORY, AND ALSO THERE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF CELEBRITY FLAG FOOTBALL YEAH WITH STEVE O. PERFECT TELEVISION RIGHT DEFINITELY. ALRIGHT LET'S GO OVER THERE.

WE HAVE NO CREDENTIALS WE'VE JUST WANDERED IN ONTO THE FIELD FLAG FOOTBALL GAME WE'LL SHOW YOU A LITTLE BIT OF FLAG FOOTBALL WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY CARE WHO WINS DO YOU. YOUR PROBABLY JUST WAITING FOR ME TO GET TO THE NIGHT LIFE

HEY MAN NICE TO MEET YOU I LIKE YOU MAN I'VE IN THE MOOD FOR A BLOW JOB YOU WANT ONE WHAT WERE DOING IS WERE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL. DO YOU FEEL THAT IN THIS CITY THAT IS POSSIBLE. OH DEFINITELY. IS THERE ENOUGH STUFF DO YOU THINK TO COME HERE AND NOT GO TO THE SUPER BOWL ARE YOU KIDDING YEAH A LOT OF PEOPLE DO THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE COME DOWN THEY GET IN THE PARTY ATMOSPHERE BE AROUND THE GAME BE AROUND THE EVENTS GOING ON AND THEN THEY BLOW OFF THE GAME AND LAY IN BED ALL MORNING WATCH IT ON TV. THERES JUST LIKE SO MANY THINGS TO DO HERE IT'S RIDICULOUS I CAN'T NAME EM ALL LIKE THERE'S SO MANY PARTIES TONIGHT, THE NEXT DAY AND AFTER OUR SHOW IS MORE ABOUT MIAMI THEN IT IS ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL ITSELF TALK TO ME ABOUT THE CITY. IT IS NO BETTER CITY TO HOST A SUPER BOWL THEN MIAMI FLORIDA. I MEAN THE WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS WE HAVE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL CULTURES OUT HERE. I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER PLACE THEN I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW THEN IN MIAMI FLORIDA. IT'S TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL AND THEY NEED TO HAVE IT HERE EVERY YEAR. CAN YOU SHARE WITH ME SOME HONESTY OF SOME EXAMPLES OF THE UH THE INFLATED HOTEL PRICES THE EXPENSIVE FOOD I MEAN IT COSTS A LOT TO COME HERE. I JUST GOT INTO TOWN SO I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT UH, YEAH YOU KNOW THEY KNOW WHAT THERE DOING A LOT OF PEOPLE COMING TO TOWN PEOPLE FROM OUT OF TOWN HAVE TO BE HERE AND, YOU KNOW THE PLACE IS PACKED THERE GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY OH IT'S GENIUS. WELL THEY DO HAVE 1 PROBLEM WITH THIS ALL THE PARTIES ARE ON THE SAME NIGHT. YEAH CAUSE I'M FIXING TO GO TO LIKE 4 PARTIES. BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, IF YOU GO YOU SPEND 1 HOUR AT EACH PARTY AND YOU FIND THE BEST ONE THAT YOU LIKE AND THAT'S WHERE YOU SPEND THE REST OF THE EVENING WITH OKAY WE'LL TRY THAT BUT I HAVE A FEELING YOU'LL GET STUCK AT 1. THAT'S SHAQ'S PARTY WHEREVER SHAQ IS AND DWAYNE WADE. THAT'S WHERE YOU WANNA BE. TRYING TO GET A STEVE YOUNG INTERVIEW BUT I'M NOT NEARLY AS HOT AS HER. RIGHT

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE PLAYBOY MANSION EXCEPT IT'S OUTSIDE AND IT COVERS A LOT MORE SQUARE MILES. THAT MAKES IT BETTER BECAUSE YOU GET MORE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE YOU KNOW AND THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MIAMI BEACH THERE'S SO MANY GOOD LOOKIN PEOPLE HERE THERE ALL IN THE SAME FRAME OF MIND TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. HOW DO THEY KEEP ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE OUT CAUSE CLEARLY GUYS LIKE ME HAVE TO SLIP UNDER THE RADAR CAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS SEXY. AND I KNOW WE HAVE THE CAMERA THAT LET'S US INTO SOME PLACES WE NORMALLY COULDN'T GET RIGHT, HOW DO THEY KEEP CAUSE THEY CLEARLY ARE TELLING PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE ME THERE CLEARLY TELLING US HEY MAYBE THIS CITY'S NOT FOR YOU CAUSE IT'S ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE WELL EVERYBODY'S SEXY IN THEIR OWN WAY AND IF YOU FEEL SEXY YOU'LL BE SEXY. THANK YOU MR. MOON I FEEL SEXY SEXY IS A, IS AN ATTITUDE STEVE O RIGHT HERE. LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL. DUDE HEY WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS AS A REFEREE. WELL MY PARENTS ARE BIG GAMBLERS. IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT WITTY AND CHARISMATIC. YOUR DRIPPING WITH SEX WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. MATTER OF FACT I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PUDDLE RIGHT HERE ARE YOU A UH ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN? HEY MAN UM I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR A LOT OF POINTS ON THAT BOARD. EXCEPT THAT ONE TOUCHDOWN I COMPLETELY DISAGREED WITH. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN OUR SHOW BUT WE LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE THAT'S WHAT WE FOCUS IN ON. DRUNK PEOPLE! YEAH DRUNK PEOPLE. (SCREAMING) WELL THEN LET ME CLEAR THE, ALLOW ME TO CLEAR THE AIR. SEE THIS SAYS LIGHT BEER COORS LI. SORRY, HERE HERE WE ARE AT THE CELEBRITY BEACH BOWL SPONSORED BY COORS LIGHT, ALLOW ME TO ADDRESS THE FACT THAT IT SHOULD BE CALLED COORS HEAVY. BECAUSE YOU GOTTA DRINK MORE OF IT YOU GOTTA CARRY MORE OF IT, YOU GOTTA PEE MORE OF IT. IT'S AN ABSOLUTE SCAM. WHAT'S IT WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE OF STEVE O A LOT OF FUN LOT OF FUN, LET'S GO. IF EVER THERE WAS AN INTERCEPTION I WISH I COULD OVER RULE. 20 YEARS I WANNA LOOK BACK AND SAY I WAS A WINNER. I THINK HE COULD HAVE SLEEPY TIME TEA. HE LOOKS A LITTLE WINDED RIGHT NOW WE JUST IN THE SECOND HALF SO. KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

YOU GUYS DID, YOU DO NOTICE THE 2 BEERS RIGHT YOU NOTICE THAT.

DUDE YOU, YOU ARE SO PERFECT FOR OUR SEGMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WE HAVE NOTHING BUT DRUNK PEOPLE ON OUR SHOW. AND YOU ARE THE HERO. I SAW NOTHING. LOOK AT YOU'RE THE BEST DRUNK WE'VE EVER TALKED TO BUT YOU MIGHT BE THE WORST REF I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. WE NEED YOUR HELP WE DESPERATELY NEED YOUR HELP MAN IF YOU COULD DO THIS FOR ME. VERY UNFORTUNATE UM, OFFICIATING. IF I WAS IN CHARGE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. TELL US ABOUT UH PLAYING WITH THOSE CRAZY GUYS OUT THERE PLAYING WITH THE GUYS WAS GOOD, THEY WERE SWEATY AND UH MUSCLEY AND YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR MORE IN MIAMI ON A NICE THURSDAY. DO THIS FOR ME WERE A TRAVEL SHOW WE GIVE PEOPLE A LIST OF THINGS THEY NEED TO BRING WHEN THEY GO PLACES. GIVE ME A LIST OF THINGS PEOPLE NEED TO BRING WITH THEM TO MIAMI. WELL I'LL TELL YOU MIAMI MAKES LAS VEGAS LOOK LIKE SUNDAY SCHOOL. IF YOUR GONNA COME HERE DON'T DO IT FOR YOUR HEALTH. THAT'S A WORLDS SHORTEST LIST. SOMEONE TOLD US TO GO TO THIS SOME CARMEN ELECTRA PARTY. WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT LEATHER AND LACES OOH THAT WOULD BE A HOT PARTY TO GO TO I LOVE CARMEN SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND, SHE'S A GOOD GIRL. LET'S GO TO THAT ONE STEVE YOUNG'S RIGHT HERE LOOK AT THIS. HEY DUDE, HE'S ON THE MOVE. STEVE YOUNG WAS A JERK TO ME, VERY DISRESPECTFUL. LOOK AT THIS PEOPLE THINK YOU GUYS ARE JUST PLAYING OUT HERE YOU WORKED UP A SWEAT YOU NEED 13-14TH MAN CUBAN? CALL ME I'LL PUSH IT UP THE COURT BABY I'LL JUST GIVE IT TO DIRK. I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM. WHERE WE FROM? New York BABY New York I DON'T SEE ANY JETS DOWN HERE, I DON'T SEE GIANTS UNFORTUNATELY WE DON'T BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GIANTS BUT UM. LET'S GO WITH MANNING THIS WEEKEND LET'S GO WITH MANNING, LET'S GO WITH MANNING. WELL HERE'S WHERE I POINT THIS OUT. CAUSE YOU GUYS PROVE THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T JUST GO TO THE SUPER BOWL IF YOUR TEAM MAKES IT YOU JUST GO TO THE SUPER BOWL WE JUST GO TO THE SUPER BOWL FOR THE FESTIVITIES LIKE YOU ARE HERE YO. BALL HIKES HE DROPS BACK. PASS, COMPLETE. OH AND SHE'S DOWN. CROWD GOES WILD. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS DEVIL THING. OKAY LISTEN, TOM BRADY SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL THAT'S THE REASON NO THIS IS BREAKING NEWS I DON'T THINK SPORTS CENTER HAS THIS. YEAH YOU NEED TO NOT HAVE ME ON THERE RIGHT NOW. THAT'S CRAZY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WE HAVE MORE FROM MIAMI AFTER THE BREAK WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS TRUST ME.

OH YOU CAUGHT ME ALMOST THROWING UP. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW I'M IN A TINY VESSEL OFF THE COAST OF MIAMI, IF A BOAT BECOMES A SHIP WHEN IT CAN FIT A BOAT ON IT. WHAT DO YOU CALL A THING THAT CAN FIT ON A BOAT. HUH POS RIGHT, THIS THING'S WAY TOO SMALL TO BE OUT ON THE OPEN OCEAN. I AM NOT A, I'M NOT A BOATER. BUT I DO KNOW THAT TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOUR STORY IS RIGHT HERE MY STORY IS ABOUT LOVE PEACE AND HAPPINESS AND MUSIC AND FOOTBALL BEING HERE IN SOUTH BEACH YEAH THIS IS THE JAM OF THE YEAR MAN YOU KNOW WHAT I WANNA CHECK? HEY GLEN CAN YOU SEE THIS GUY I'M HAVING SOME KIND OF DREAM RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN SEE HIM IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOUR COMING TO ME IN A VISION WELL DIG THIS, ELVIS AIN'T DEAD, JIMMY AIN'T DEAD. A LOT OF TIMES ON THIS SHOW I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU WE FEATURE SOME DRUNK PEOPLE ESPECIALLY BY THE END OF THE SHOW. NO ARE YOU GUYS DRUNK YET. NO NOT YET I WANNA GET DRUNK BUT NOT YET KEEP DRINKING AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN TALK TO YOU GUYS. AHH MAN GOOD ONE GIVE ME A QUICK DESCRIPTION OF MIAMI WHEN THE SUPER BOWL COMES TO TOWN WELL YOU, YOU MARRY PRINCE WITH THE SUPER BOWL AND THESE YOUNG MEN AND THE COACHES HARD AS THEY'VE WORKED TO GET THIS FAR, WHAT ELSE CAN WE SAY IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT LOVE MAN. IT'S JUST A, A BLESSED EXPERIENCE UH THE PLACE TO BE MAN. COME ON GIVE HIM SOME LOVE OVER HERE WERE SHOWING HOW MUCH LOVE IS IN THIS TOWN. LOOT AT THAT LOOK AT THAT OH HELLO I THINK WERE DONE HERE. THINK WERE GONNA MOVE ON TO THE NEXT EVENT, WE ACTUALLY JUST CAUGHT WIN OF SOME KIND OF END ZONE DANCE CONTEST OVER THERE. SO THAT'S WHERE WERE GOING NEXT

SOME HUGE FIELD SET UP RIGHT HERE ON SOUTH BEACH. SHOW EM THE FIELD ADAM. IT'S AN END ZONE CELEBRATION DANCE. WITH CELEBRITY JUDGES, AND THE PRIZE ON THE LINE, 2 TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL. THAT'S HUGE. WHAT'S YOUR PEOPLE DO TO WIN THIS OH MAN LOOK HERE MAN, MY THING IS TO GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS MAN, DANCING LIKE THAT'S MY SPECIALTY. WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING TO THE TABLE TELL THEM WHAT YOUR GONNA BRING. WELL I REALLY CAN'T SAY IT'S JUST GONNA BE LIKE A MONTAGE OF ALL MY MOVES. COULD YOU JUST PLEASE GIVE US A LITTLE TASTE, JUST A LITTLE TASTE. OKAY I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE UPDATE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING JUST UP, UP DATE DANCE THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.

DON'T REALLY WANNA DO IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE OTHER PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU NO I CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW I'D LOVE TO DO IT FOR YOU. THE DANCE FACE I THINK THE DANCE FACE IS A BIG PART OF IT. OKAY YEAH THAT IS. I'M THE MAN, YOU SEE THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. HE THINKS HE GONNA WIN THIS HE THINK HE GONNA BEAT ME. YOU MIGHT WANNA JUST DROP OUT OF THIS THING. WHY IS THAT MAN UH THAT OTHER WINNER BIG GUY'S GONNA WIN. YEP THINK HE'S GONNA WIN YEP. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PUT DOWN A CHEESE BURGER IT'S GONNA DISTRACT HIM. HE'S A DOLPHIN FAN THEY DON'T SCORE TOUCHDOWNS. SO HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT A TOUCHDOWN CELEBRATION IS. LOOK AT THIS THOUGH LOOK THAT'S SEXY.

WHAT YOU CALL THAT THE DIABETES WHAT'S THAT WHAT DANCE IS THAT. THAT'S KRYPTONITE I'M A RAM FAN WE SCORE TOUCHDOWNS ALL THE TIME. BIG GAME TORY HOLT, STEVEN JACKSON, ISAAC BRUTES. MY MAIN MAN, WILT CHAMBERLAIN LET'S GO LET'S GO COME ON. HEY IT'S HIGH DEFINITION I WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT GRILL RIGHT INTO THEIR LIVING ROOM FOR ME, HERE IT COMES! HEY WHY THE LONG FACE HAHAHA. HEY I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU.

PIG POPPA WHO ARE THE JUDGES WHO DO WE HAVE FOR JUDGES TODAY WE GOT DEANGELO HALL, FROM THE ATLANTA, ATLANTA FALCONS, AND WE GOT CHAD JOHNSON, CINCINNATI BENGAL'S, AND WE GOT YOURS TRULY STEVEN DAXTER FOR THE SAINT LOUIS RAMS. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TODAY? I'M LOOKING FOR ATTITUDE, I'M LOOKING FOR ATTITUDE UH I THINK CHAD, CHAD MORE IS MORE THE CHOREOGRAPHER BUT I'M LOOKING FOR ATTITUDE AND DEMEANOR I'M LOOKING FOR STAGE PRESENCE. I'M GONNA LET HIM HANDLE ALL THE CHOREOGRAPHY AND MOVES, BUT I NEED STAGE PRESENCE AND JUST JUST I WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING THAT'S ALL I NEED IF YOUR LOOKING FOR LARGER THEN LIFE, BIG POPPA PUMP MIGHT BE YOUR MAN. I DON'T KNOW WE GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS MY WHOLE THING IS YOU GOTTA HAVE SWAGGER IN EVERYTHING YOU DO. SO WHEN YOU CELEBRATE YOU GOTTA HAVE A CERTAIN SWAGGER ABOUT YOURSELF.

IF I WERE GONNA DO IT I MIGHT BRING THE SEXY I THINK, I'M A HANDSOME MAN. I DON'T KNOW WHO, WHERE'S THE CONTENDERS AT, BEFORE I GO LOOKING FOR SEXY I NEED TO SEE WHO I'M, SEE WHO I'M LOOKING AT SEE WHO I'M JUDGING FIRST.

CAN YOU JUST DESCRIBE TO EVERYONE OUT THERE ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHAT THE NIGHT LIFE IS LIKE HERE IN MIAMI. ONE WORD. UNBELIEVABLE. AND I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 29 YEARS NOW, IF YOUR NOT FOCUSED DON'T MOVE HERE. HEY I THINK HE, HE PRETTY MUCH SUMMED IT UP MAN THAT'S THE REASON I'M MARRIED IS BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN MIAMI FIRST OF ALL YOU CLEARLY ARE SEXIER THEN ANY OF THE CONTESTANTS THANK YOU BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BRING TO THE TABLE THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE UP TO HERE. I DON'T KNOW I THINK I SHOULD START TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES AT THIS POINT. THIS LOOKS KIND OF COOL TO ME. YEAH THAT'S A LITTLE GUILTY THERE THAT DANCE IF I CAN JUST HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR YOU I WOULD SAY JUST BE SEXY CAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE HERE CAN DO. CAUSE ALL DUDES IF IT COMES IN THE CROWD I DO NOT THINK THERE GONNA CHEER FOR ME BECAUSE THERE CONTESTING AGAINST ME. I SAW A COUPLE OF GUYS THINKING ABOUT DROPPING OUT OF THE COMPETITION NOW. BECAUSE THEY SAW SOME OF THE STUFF YOUR DOING HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD RIGHT THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW YOU JUST FELT IT. YEAH I JUST FELT IT, IT WAS COOL. YOU THINK THE MASCOT'S HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU NOW I MEAN YOU WERE YOU WORKED THEM OVER I KNOW I SCARED THEM. THERE CALLING ME BACK. IM REALLY PISSED OFF I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANNA DO IT. 33

WERE GONNA GO TALK TO THE WINNER, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STUDY, STUDY OUR TAPE MAYBE YOU CAN SEE IT SEE WHAT HE BROUGHT, HE HAD A LOT OF THIS STUFF, YOU NEED TO DO THAT WORK THAT IN. WHO YOU BRINGING. I DON'T KNOW MAN, I'M JUST SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW THOUGH. YEAH I KNOW I'M JUST SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW WE SAW SOME UH WE SAW SOME PRETTY GOOD DANCING IN THERE RIGHT, THE MAGIC OF EDITING WILL MAKE IT LOOK GOOD. DEFINITELY, I'M GONNA COMPETITOR, I COMPETE IN EVERYTHING YOU BROUGHT IT MY MAN. YEAH I'M THE WINNER BABY. AND I'M GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL ALL RIGHT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND WERE GONNA DO NIGHT LIFE THIS IS IT FOR THE DAY TIME, THEY WANTED US TO GET TO THE NIGHT LIFE CAUSE YOU KNOW I. BUT WE DO LIKE TO FEATURE THE DRUNK PEOPLE YOU'LL SEE THAT LATER OKAY, OKAY, OKAY THANKS MAN. WERE GONNA TAKE A QUICK BREAK WE'LL HAVE MORE FROM SOUTH BEACH YOU THINK THEY'LL GO AWAY IF I GO INTO BREAK SHOWING YOU WILL THEY GO ANYWHERE? PROBABLY, THEY NEED A BEER AT THIS POINT. TRUST ME THEY LOVE ME NOW FOR BRINGING YOU TO THE TABLE THANK YOU. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, WE'LL SEE YOU INSIDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. KELLY MONACO ON OUR SHOW

YOU GUYS WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT THIS JOB IS JUST ONE HUGE SCAM,

WHAT MAKES SOUTH BEACH SO GREAT IT'S A VERY VERY SEXY CITY IT IS NOW IT'S VERY SEXY UM THE PEOPLE HERE JUST LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IT'S ALWAYS WARM SO PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WEARING LITTLE CLOTHING. AND THEY LIKE TO HAVE FUN I HAVE SEEN A NUMBER OF DJ'S OVER THE YEARS AT ALL THESE DIFFERENT CLUBS, UH I DON'T THINK I NEED TO SAY THIS BUT YOU ARE WAY HOTTER THEN ANY OF THEM. OH BLESS YOU, THAT'S A COOL I MEAN THAT'S A COOL THING TO BE CRAZY SEXY AND HAVE SOME SKILLS WITH THE MUSIC YOU KNOW WHAT IT DEFINITELY IT MAKES ME PRACTICE TWICE AS HARD JUST AS FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO COME OUT BECAUSE OF THE WAY I LOOK AND THERE'S SORT OF A, THERE'S AN INTERNATIONAL FLAIR HERE THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES ABSOLUTELY, YOU GOTS OF UM, GORGEOUS LATINOS AND LATINAS UH HUH WE LIKE THAT DARK BROWN SKIN. I WANNA KNOW ABOUT SOUTH BEACH WHY IS THIS PLACE SO HOT. FOR ONE THE HUMIDITY, RIGHT YEAH IT'S VERY WARM FOR 2 I MEAN THE PEOPLE HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL I MEAN IT'S THE BEACH IT'S SEXY THE MOHITOS THE UH, YOU YEAH ME, THANKS FOR THROWING ME INTO THAT GROUP. WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO GO INTO HERE LEATHER AND LACES WHAT IS THIS PARTY THIS IS THE LEATHER AND LACES PARTY UM I THINK THIS IS BEEN HAPPENING NOW FOR 7 YEARS THIS IS MY 4TH YEAR DOING IT AND UM, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S A LOT OF FUN YOU MIX UM GREAT ATHLETES WITH GREAT HOT WOMEN AND LOTS OF FUN PEOPLE AND YOU JUST GET IN THERE AND DANCE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. THAT'S CLASSIC SOUTH BEACH RIGHT THERE, JUST LOOKING SMOKING HOT. ALL TAN AND BEAUTIFUL

TELL ME ABOUT THE FASHION DOWN HERE IN SOUTH BEACH CAUSE YOU SEEM TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR CLEARLY. THE FASHION IN SOUTH BEACH WELL YOU DON'T WANNA WEAR A WHOLE LOT OF CLOTHES WHEN YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT AND HUMID IT'S JUST YOU MUST FEEL COMFORTABLE NOT WEARING AS MUCH YOU LOOK COMFORTABLE WHAT I FOUND, IT'S VERY HOT HERE. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT CALL THAT UNCOMFORTABLE CAUSE IT'S HUMID AND YOU SWEAT A LITTLE BIT AND MY HAIR PSSH YEAH MINE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME, BUT WHAT I'M SAYING WHAT I'M HERE TO SAY IS THAT ADDS TO IT DOESN'T IT LIKE THAT HEAT, THAT MIAMI HEAT./ WELL IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR IN ANOTHER PLACE BECAUSE LIKE RIGHT NOW EVERY OTHER PLACE IS KIND OF COLD RIGHT NOW SO IT JUST IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL WELCOME I GUESS, YOUR IN MIAMI IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN HERE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON AND I'M A DANCER I LOVE TO DANCE SO I THINK WHEN YOUR OUT DANCING IT GETS SWEATY AND TOO HOT HERE IN MIAMI. WHY IS SOUTH BEACH SO SEXY WHAT MAKES IT SEXY I THINK THE UH SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE HUMIDITY AND I LOVE IT I THINK HUMIDITY EXUDES SEX I MEAN IT JUST GOES HAND AND HAND. WHY DO YOU SMELL SO GOOD CAN WE ELABORATE ON THAT DO I BECAUSE I WAS I THINK I'VE OVER COMPENSATED WITH OILS AND AND UM AND BREATH FRESHENER BECAUSE I HAD CUBAN FOOD TODAY SO I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF GARLIC HAPPENING OUR BOSS IS MARK CUBAN. OH OKAY I'VE MET HIM BEFORE THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT IT'S I BLAME YOU CAUSE YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS I UH, I SAID THIS TO CARMEN ELECTRA SHE ALSO SMELLED VERY GOOD WHY DO YOU SMELL SO GOOD TOO, YOU MIGHT DON'T TELL HER I SAID THIS, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY SMELL BETTER THEN HER OOH THAT'S THAT'S PUSHING IT I DON'T KNOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO A SNIFF TEST LATER. WHAT IS THAT WHAT AM I SMELLING IS THAT HAIR PRODUCT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE I THINK IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF LOTION YEAH I DON'T WEAR PERFUME SO,. NOW HERE'S THE THING I'VE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE TO WATCH ON OUR SHOW. THERE'S A LOT OF CLUBS IN SOUTH BEACH RIGHT. WHAT MAKES THIS ONE UNIQUE WHAT KINDS OF THINGS DO YOU GUYS HAVE I'M SEEING PART OF IT RIGHT HERE ALL THE WILDEST THING YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. MARTIAL ARTISTS AERIALISTS, TUMBLERS, SPINNING CUBE TELL ME WHAT YOUR ABOUT TO DO RIGHT HERE. I'M ABOUT TO PERFORM AN ARIAL SILK ACT. YOU GONNA GO ON THIS THING. YES I CERTAINLY AM, IT'S ABOUT 25 FEET HIGH, LOOK MAN THERE'S 3 FLOORS LOOK STRAIGHT UP THERE LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S CRAZY. HOW IS IT DIFFERENT DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN THIS SETTING IN A CLUB. OH THE VIBE HERE IS GREAT AT THE MOMENT IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT TALK TO ME MAN WHAT'S GOING ON OH WHAT A GREAT TIME HERE AT THE SUPER BOWL PARTY LOOK AT THIS THAT HURTS ME TO LOOK AT THAT THE BEARS THE BEARS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MIAMI WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT MIAMI? MIAMI IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR CHICAGO TELL EVERYONE AT HOME ABOUT SHOCKRA SHOCKRA'S AWESOME IT'S PARTY TIME THIS WEEKEND WHAT BRINGS YOU TO MIAMI I LIVE HERE, MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR HE SAYS HE'S THE GM OF THIS PLACE IT'S GREAT TO SEE ART MANN THE MAN HERE ON HDNET LOVE YOUR SHOW YOU'RE THE BEST THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TELL ME ABOUT CAUSE HERE'S OUT THING. WE DON'T LIKE CLUBS THAT ARE JUST RUN OF THE MILL CLUBS. SOUTH BEACH SEEMS TO HAVE THIS, I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THERE'S GIRLS HANGING FROM THE CEILING. TELL THEM WHAT ELSE THIS PLACE HAS THAT'S KINDA COOL. ENERGY. A LOT OF ENERGY A LOT OF HOT GIRLS IT'S GREAT WE GOT CARMEN ELECTRA HERE TONIGHT WE GOT VICTORIA SILVSTEDT UM, JENNY MCCARLA WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED WHAT ELSE DO I NEED? SNOW QUEEN VODKA.

THAT'S IT. WERE OUT OF TIME DOWN HERE IN FLORIDA, THAT WAS PRETTY FUN WE RAN OUT OF SHOW TOO FAST. WE LEARNED A LOT THIS WEEK WE LEARNED WHEN THE SUPER BOWL COMES TO TOWN IT'S A GOOD TIME SO I RECOMMEND YOU GUYS CHECK THAT OUT. WHENEVER IT COMES TO A CITY NEAR YOU. I'M STUTTERING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE SICK, I GET THE BOMBS WHEN I GO OUT TO SEA LIKE THIS. SO MAYBE WE'LL CUT THIS ACTUALLY IF YOU LOOK AT OUR FRIEND GLEN DOWN HERE. CAN YOU SEE HIM ADAM. HOW YOU FEELING BUDDY

WE'VE REFERRED TO HIM AS LAMONT IN THE PAST, HE'S INFORMED US HIS NEW NAME IS CHOCOLO. I BELIEVE IT'S THE WAY THE FRENCH MIGHT SAY CHOCOLATE. DON'T KNOW IT'S HIS WORDS NOT MINE SEE YOU NEXT TIME KEEP THOSE EMAILS COMING THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SENDING. LOOKS LIKE ADAMS HAVING SOME TROUBLE TOO, WELL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK.

AND WE ACTUALLY HAD A VERY HOT KELLY MONACO SHE TOLD US THAT THE HUMIDITY MAKES HER FEEL KIND LIKE SEX. YOU GET THE SAME THING? YEAH HOT AS STEAMING.

CHICAGO BEARS!! I'M FEELING LIKE CHICAGO HAS COME IN A STRONGER FORCE INVADED SOUTH BEACH, AND WERE HERE. THE COLTS ARE JUST QUIET. BEARS FANS ARE ALL JUST DRUNK DON'T KNOW WHAT THERE TALKING ABOUT