Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 302 - TV14

Episode Title: The Adult Entertainment Expo

Description: The title really says it all on this one!

Transcript:

YOU GUYS ARE IN HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW. VEGAS! THAT'S A GYMNAST RIGHT HERE BY THE WAY. HEY GUYS WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WE ARE GOING TO THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO. OH BOY, A LITTLE WARNING FOR YOU, IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THE LATEST IN DILDO TECHNOLOGY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THE SHOW THIS WEEK. ROLL THE THEME. (ART'S THEME MUSIC)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, HOW YOU DOING? HERE IS THE DEAL. WE ARE IN SIN CITY, WE'RE AT THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO AND I WANTED TO START THINGS OFF VERY STRONG. AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT, TELL THEM HOW YOU DO IT. YOUR GONNA START OFF WITH ME JESSE JANE DIGITAL PLAYGROUND AND PLAYBOY TV GIRL AND I GOT SO MUCH AT THIS CONVENTION, IT'S GOING TO BE INSANE. YOUR GONNA SEE DILDOS, PLAY DOLLS, ANY KIND OF VIBRATORS YOU CAN THINK OF, HARNESS, WEIRD THINGS LIKE MACHINES THAT ARE LIKE BAH, BAH, BAH BAH LACTATING TITS ON DOLLS. HOW DOES THAT SEX MACHINE GO AGAIN? BAH, BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH I MEAN CRAZY STUFF. SO WE'RE AT THE RIGHT PLACE. YOUR AT THE RIGHT PLACE I MEAN THIS IS FUN, YOU KNOW I GOTTA SCHOOL YOU ART. OH I'M GETTING SCHOOLED JUST WALKING TO THIS SPOT I GOT SCHOOLED. YEAH SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO CANVASS THIS THING THEN WE'LL COME BACK AND TALK TO YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE I A LITTLE WHILE. SOUNDS GOOD. WISH US LUCK. GOOD LUCK. GET IN THERE. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.

FIRST OF ALL, TELL ME ABOUT THIS SHOW BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING THAT THIS EVEN EXISTS. IT'S PRETTY CRAZY, GETS PRETTY CROWDED, A LOT OF FANS. THERE ARE TWO ELEMENTS TO THIS RIGHT, THERE IS INDUSTRY PEOPLE THAT COME AND THEN LIKE AT NOON OR WHATEVER, THEY LET THE FANS IN. YEAH RIGHT NOW IT'S VERY QUITE BUT ONCE THE FANS COME IN, THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE SWAMPED AND I'M AT THE VIVID BOOTH AND OUR LINE NEVER STOPS. EXPLAIN TO US WHEN THAT FAN COMES UP, WHEN THEY SEE YOU LOOKING AMAZING WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO SAY? THEY'RE LIKE HI AND THEN THEY LIKE ALMOST FORGET MY NAME. WHEN YOUR SIGNING FOR THESE FANS, WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THEY SAY TO YOU THAT ARE KIND OF COMICAL. MOST OF THEM ARE USUALLY REALLY NERVOUS AND WHEN THEY GO TO TAKE A PICTURE THEY'RE LIKE

THIS IS CLEARLY THE BOOTH THIS YEAR, THE CLUB JENNA BOOTH ABSOLUTELY BABY. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS CLUB JENNA ALL ABOUT? IT'S THE BIGGEST PORN COMPANY IN THE INDUSTRY. YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO CAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN BACK ME UP ON THIS, I KNOW IT'S NOT ABOUT JUST THE DAYTIME I KNOW THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME PARTIES. OH YEAH AND JENNA HAS BECOME, SHE HAS BECOME LIKE STALLONE AND SWARTEZENHEGGER ARE TO ACTION SHE IS TO PORN. YUP, ABSOLUTELY. SHE'S AN ICON. SHE'S ON THE TOP. WE WENT TO ONE OF THESE BEFORE, EROTICA L.A. OR SOMETHING, AND THERE WAS SOME CRAZY GADGETS. OH YEAH DO YOU HAVE THAT HERE TOO? I HAVEN'T SEEN TOO MUCH OF THAT I'M SURE IT'S SOMEWHERE IN HERE. YEAH SOMEWHERE. IT WASN'T FOR ME, GLEN WAS WONDERING. IT WASN'T ME.

WHAT IS THIS FEVER STUFF. FEVER IS THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE DRINK. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME WHEN I TAKE THIS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRINK IT AND FIND OUT. TELL US WHAT IS THE LATEST THING YOU HAVE WORKED ON I JUST GOT BACK FROM LONDON, I DID A SHOW OVER THERE CALLED MY BARE LADY NICE. WITH KIRSTEN PRICE. SHE WAS MY ROOMMATE AND I LOVED IT. GETTING NERVOUS HUH, YOUR GETTING NERVOUS WATCHING ME HIT THIS. HI I WANT YOU TO DESCRIBE THIS OUTFIT. THE OUTFIT THAT MAKES ME A LITTLE NERVOUS. ACTUALLY I HAD IT MADE. I TOLD HER HOW TO MAKE IT. I SAID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED AND SHE GAVE ME A COUPLE PIECES OF CLOTH AND THERE YOU GO. IT HAS HORNY GOAT WEED. OH BOY. GINSENG AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF NATURAL HERBS SO IT IS HEALTHY FOR YOU. LIKE A LIQUID VIAGRA. OH GREAT.

CAN YOU SHOW THE FOLKS AT HOME BECAUSE WE LIKE TO DO A KIND OF BEHIND THE SCENES THING CAN YOU SHOW THEM THE ESSENTIAL PART OF THE SIGNING PROCESS BECAUSE I SEE IT RIGHT THERE ON THE DESK. BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR TOUCHING AND WHAT THEY'VE TOUCHED BEFORE SHAKING YOUR HAND. YOU HAVE A PRODUCT IN YOUR HAND, PLEASE TELL OUR VIEWERS ABOUT IT. THIS IS THE VERY FIRST DOMESTICALLY RELEASED ISRAELI PORNO MOVIE. WHAT WAS THE LAST PROJECT YOU DID. MY LAST PROJECT, I HAD TWO, I HAVE ONE MOVIE OUT CALLED REYES CROWNING GLORY AND THEN I HAVE A MOVIE COMING OUT IN ABOUT A WEEK CALLED KILLER DESIRE. WE'VE TALKED TO SOME OF THE BIGGER COMPANIES, YOU GUYS HAVE KIND OF THE NORMAL TITLES, DO I HAVE TO GO TO SOME OF THE SMALLER COMPANIES TO GET THOSE TITLES THAT WE LOVE. WELL SEE WE'RE AT THE TOP OF THE INDUSTRY, AND WE WANNA PROMOTE AS CLASSY OF SEX AS POSSIBLE. SO WE ARE GOING TO HAVE OUR OWN GONZO LINE SO WHEN WE HAVE YOU KNOW CRAZY SEX IT'S GONZO SEX IN A FEATURE FILM. NOW YOU IDENTIFIED THAT SOMETHING WAS MISSING OUT THERE IN THE MARKET. WELL TO ME IT'S DIFFERENT, IT'S COMPELLING, IT HAS AN ENERGY TO IT THAT I DON'T THINK WE'VE HAD IN PORNOGRAPHY FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS IN OUR COUNTRY. THERE IS SOME FUNNY MACHINERY IN THIS ROOM SOMEWHERE. HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THAT. YES. WE'RE GOING TO HEAD THAT WAY.

HOW DO YOU DO IT? I JUST DO IT. WALK US THROUGH THIS OUTFIT. THIS OUTFIT, ENGLAND, REAL LEOPARD FUR. GIMME SOME OF THE COMMENTS THEY'RE SAYING TO YOU WHEN THEY MEET YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING, YOUR PERFECT. WE CAME HERE TO SEE YOU. I DID. WELL WE CAME HERE FOR THE SHOW BUT WE CAME HERE TO KNOW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE BECAUSE WE SAW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE, SO WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU. WHAT IS THIS RIGHT HERE. THAT'S ME. ON THE COVER OF HOT NEWS. I LIKE THE SHARPIE BY THE WAY. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. RIGHT THERE WHEN THEY'RE TAKING THAT SHOT, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT. I WANT THIS SHOT TO LOOK REALLY HOT SO I THINK SEXY. NICE. WHAT IS THE TITLE OF THIS LIST. WE CAN PUT THIS ON THE SCREEN. WELL THE MARRIED COUPLES HAVE THREE CELEBRITIES THAT ARE ON YOUR LIST IF YOU MEET THEM YOU GET TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM AND ITS OKAY. SO IT'S OKAY TO HAVE SEX WITH LIST GO AHEAD GIMME THE LIST. OKAY THREE ART MANN, (LAUGHS) LET'S SEE I MET GENE SIMMONS YESTERDAY GAVE HIM A LITTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK. WHO ELSE IS ON MY LIST, OH AND THE GUITARIST FOR JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS. I AM SO OUT OF PLACE ON THAT LIST. I'M OUT OF PLACE WE SAW A SCARY CONTRAPTION I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS EVEN USED FOR. IT LOOKS LIKE IT CAN DO SOME DAMAGE IS IT A MACHINE? YEAH I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. IT'S FUN. THERE IS A FINE LINE, I DON'T WANT TO COME ACROSS AS A PERVERT. BUT WHEN YOU NOBODY WANTS TO. NO ONE DOES. BUT WHEN YOU WEAR THAT, HOW DO I NOT LOOK AT THAT OUTFIT YOUR WEARING. HOW DO I NOT STARE AT THAT. AT LEAST YOU'LL STOP AND TALK TO ME. AND THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A FEW WORDS IN AND THEN WE CAN GO FROM THERE. RIGHT ON. APPRECIATE IT. IF YOUR JOHNNY PORN, THIS IS YOUR DREAM RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU CAN MEET ALL THESE GUYS. I'M SPEECHLESS WITH YOU GUYS. YOU FRIGHTEN ME A LITTLE BIT. WHY? YOU'RE A LITTLE INTIMIDATING. I'M VERY GENTLE ON THE INSIDE BUT WITH THE TATS AND YOUR VERY SEXUAL, I GET A LITTLE NERVOUS TELL US WHAT YOU ARE UP TO RIGHT HERE. WELL WE'RE BABE BREAST AWARENESS BENEFITS EVERYBODY WHICH YOU KNOW AND WE'RE HERE, OUR WHOLE MISSION IS WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE GUYS INVOLVED IN KEEPING THE BOOBS HEALTHY BECAUSE WHO LIKES THE BOOBS MORE THAN THE GUYS. THANK YOU GIMME SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT MIGHT BE INTERESTING EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW IF LIKE ON CAMERA YOU REALLY LIKE IT OR YOUR FAKING IT. I DON'T FAKE ANYTHING, I DON'T HAVE FAKE BOOBS, I DON'T HAVE FAKE NAILS. WE ARE SELLING BOOBLE BOOBS LET ME SEE THESE. AUTOGRAPHED. THAT'S FANTASTIC. THIS ONE IS AUTOGRAPHED BY KATIE BORNING. WE'RE SIGNING THE BREASTS, HOW HAS THE RESPONSE BEEN WITH THE PEOPLE COMING BY. I ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED FOR FAN HOURS YET AND WE'VE BEEN SELLING QUITE A BIT OF THEM SO I THINK THAT'S REALLY GOOD. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? I JUST BOUGHT FOUR. WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY FOUR MARSHA. CAN YOU SUM THAT UP REALLY QUICK WHAT YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR. YOU KNOW YOU START WAY UP HERE, OKAY AND LITTLE CIRCLES YOU WANT TO DO ALL THE WAY AROUND, YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY CAREFUL, TAKE YOUR TIME AND YOU WORK ALL THE WAY DOWN, ALL THE WAY AROUND, AND JUST GO THROUGH THE WHOLE BREAST REALLY SLOWLY AND ALSO UNDERNEATH THE ARMS TOO. WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR? YOUR LOOKING FOR A LUMP, A BUMP, YOUR LOOKING TO SEE LIKE IF THE SKIN FEELS, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SKIN FEELS LIKE, IF IT FEELS LIKE JUST WEIRD LIKE SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. YES. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK, YOUR GONNA SEE ME TRY TO JUGGLE THESE. OKAY. HERE WE GO. YEAH, YEAH OH FLYING TITS, OH MY GOODNESS. SO AWKWARD AND CLUMSY. WOW I GOT FOUR BREASTS. YOU MAKE ME SHAKY HOLDING ALL THOSE BREASTS. ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE FROM THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO.

WELCOME BACK WE ARE STILL HERE AT THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO. ACTUALLY I HAVE A COUPLE OF FAMILY MEMBERS THAT JUST JUMPED ON THE WHOLE HIGH DEF BANDWAGON. AND THEY'RE LIKE HEY WHAT TIME IS YOUR SHOW ON AND EVERYTHING, AND SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY'RE SEEING THE SHOW SO I WANT TO WELCOME THEM IN AND I'M PRETTY EMBARRASSED BECAUSE THIS IS SOME CRAZY STUFF.

HOW DO YOU BECOME, HOW DO YOU GET TO THIS LEVEL OF SEXINESS. I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE I WANT TO BE THERE. I DON'T KNOW I THINK I WAS JUST BORN LIKE THIS. YOU KNOW AND I LOVE SHOPPING SO THAT'S WHY. YEAH YOU LOOK GREAT LIKE THIS. LOOK AT THIS. THANK YOU THERE'S THE SHOT YOU LIKE THAT SHOT RIGHT THERE. UH-HUH

NOW WHAT'S THAT LIKE TO SEE YOURSELF UP THERE SO HUGE. IT'S PRETTY CRAZY, THEY'RE LIKE HEY YOUR THAT TALL GIRL BUT YOUR SO LITTLE IN PERSON. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SO FAR THAT WE MIGHT HAVE SEEN? I'M ON CONTRACT FOR WEST COAST PRODUCTIONS. I HAVE BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS. WE SAW YOU SIGN SOMETHING, WHAT DID YOU JUST SIGN OVER HERE? A VIBRATOR, PEOPLE HAVE ME SIGN THEIR VIBRATORS. WE'RE IN SEARCH OF SOME WHACKY GADGETS THOUGH THAT WE'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT. THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. I BEEN SEEING A FEW THINGS GOING ON I'M LIKE NOT REALLY MY THING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. BUT IF THE GIRLS LIKE IT, SH# T I LOVE IT. WHAT IS HERE THAT WE SHOULD SEE. WHAT KIND OF DEVICES ARE HERE THAT YOU'VE OBTAINED. OKAY THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF DEVICES THINGS YOU NEVER COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF, YOUR GONNA THINK OF NOW OKAY, THEY HAVE ANY KIND OF VIBRATORS, TOYS, DILDOS, MACHINES, CIVIANS, THINGS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT LIKE

HAVE YOU BEEN IN ANY OF THESE MOVIES? NOT IN THESE I'M IN BOOTY TALK 73. BUT THEY'RE NOT, I'M STILL NEW SO. BOOTY TALK 73, LIKE THAT'S 2 BEFORE 75 (LAUGHS) YOU'VE GOT A GREAT FUTURE BEHIND YOU. I KNOW ISN'T IT WONDERFUL. (LAUGHS) THIS PROMOTION HERE, THIS IS BRILLIANT YEAH THIS IS A WEB SITE THAT IS FOR ANY KIND OF ADULT NEWS, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE INDUSTRY.

WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT LATER YOU WOULD BE KNOWN AS SEX TOY DAVE. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO BE KNOWN AS SEX TOY DAVE UNTIL PEOPLE STARTED CALLING ME THAT A YEAR AGO. YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WHAT IS THIS DEVICE? THIS IS A SPORT SHEET. THIS IS A HARDCORE SPORT SHEET. LOOK AT WHAT I'M LOOKING AT WHILE I'M TALKING TO HIM.

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK HERE I AM SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT GIRL. HE IS AN ENTREPRENEUR RIGHT HERE. HE IS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS BUSINESS AND THAT'S WHAT WHEN I LOOK AT THAT I'M LIKE OH MORE WORK. HOW DO I POLITELY TELL MY BROTHER BECAUSE MY BROTHER WEARS THESE SAME SHORTS RIGHT HERE, SHOW THE SHORTS, NOW YOUR PULLING IT OFF. YOUR BROTHER IS STRAIGHT I'M ASSUMING YEAH ? OKAY WELL THEN TELL HIM YOU SAW A REAL QUEER BOY WEARING THEM AT THE PORN CONVENTION THIS YEAR. TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR PRODUCT. WELL THE PRODUCT IS C# CK BLOCKER CLOTHING AND THIS ACTUALLY STARTED AS CELEBRITY C# CK BLOCKER LIVED AND WORKED IN L.A., FOX WARNER BROTHER STUDIOS. FOR NO BULLS# IT FOR 7 YEARS, NIP/TUCK, THE SHIELD, DREW CAREY, ER ALL THESE. I WAS TIRED OF GETTING CELEBRITY C# CK BLOCKS. EVERY MOVIE PREMIER, T.V. PREMIER, IN THE CLUBS. THIS IS KIND OF FUN BECAUSE SOME OF THE GADGETS WE'RE BRINING TO THE TABLE ITS NOT THE STUFF YOU'LL SEE LIKE ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA AND STUFF. I LIKE GETTING IT FROM YOUR SIDE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK YOU? DO YOU ACTUALLY COME ON SCENE THAT'S THE BIGGEST QUESTION. WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE? I HAVE THE SCREAMING OVATION, IT HAS TWO SCREAMING O VIBRATING C# CK RINGS TWO A PACKETS, TWO WARM LUBE PACKETS AND TWO LUBRICATED CONDOMS. SENSUAL WIPES AND TWO MINTS. THAT IS A BOX OF GOOD TIMES RIGHT THERE.

HELP ME WITH THE TERMINOLOGY. WHAT MAKES AN APPLE BOTTOM? THIS WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING TO YOU? YOU KNOW MOSTLY IT'S JUST HI TARA YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL YOUR INSPIRATIONAL I LOVE YOU, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU. I HAD ONE GUY COME UP TO ME TODAY AND TELL ME HE CAN DIE NOW. WE SAW SOME SEX TOYS THAT I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN SHOW THEM ON T.V. AND I DON'T KNOW IF AFTER WE DO WE'LL STILL HAVE JOBS. YOU COULD PROBABLY SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF THE SEX TOYS ON T.V. BUT I COULD TELL YOU MY FAVORITE SEX TOY IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE POCKET ROCKET. OR THE ANAL EXCITER. WHAT IF YOU SEE A SMALLER BOTTOM. WELL WAIST AND BUTT PROPORTIONATE BUT I PREFER THE GHETTO BOOTY. (LAUGHS)

IF THEY CAN'T CLAP IT, I DON'T WANT TO SLAP IT. (LAUGHS)

YOU JUST, THANK YOU FOR THE QUOTE OF THE SHOW. GIVE IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME. IF THEY CAN'T CLAP IT, I DON'T WANT TO SLAP IT. (LAUGHS)

WHAT IS THAT SHIRT ALL ABOUT? IT'S A WONDERFUL CAUSE. WE'RE A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION THAT IS RAISING AWARENESS ABOUT WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN GENITALLY MUTILATED

TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE LATEST TITLE YOU HAVE HERE. IT'S CALLED MILFS NIGHT OUT. YOU WERE TELLING ME RIGHT BEFORE WE STARTED ROLLING THAT YOU GUYS KIND OF STUMBLED ONTO THIS. YEAH WE WERE IN TOWN, WE HEARD ABOUT IT, WE CAME OVER TO CHECK IT OUT, JUST WAS WALKING AROUND. THIS THING IS HUGE, THEY SAY LIKE 30,000 PEOPLE HERE. REALLY? YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. SEE I'M BRINING SOME FACTS TO THE TABLE. TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS. I'D LOVE TO HEAR THIS JUST WANDERING IN. IT'S PRETTY CRAZY. IT'S JUST CHAOS EVERYWHERE. 18 YEAR OLD SON, NEVER GUESSED THAT. THAT'S CALLED MILF

TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. I SEE BEHIND YOU SOME DANCING. I SEE, TELL ME ABOUT THIS CROWD. WHEN YOU MEET THESE GUYS, WHAT DO THEY SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR CRAZY, THAT'S CLEAR. UM, THEY SAY DIRTY THINGS THEN I SAY DIRTY THINGS THEN BACK.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. I KNOW IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT. THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW. FAMILY SHOW. HI MOM. HI DADDY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? RICHARD MANN RICHARD MANN AKA MR. HORSEC# CK. AKA THE ABOMINABLE BLACK MAN. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS. WELL IT'S A PORN SHOW, I HAVE TO GO AFTER 5 YEARS I'M KIND OF TIRED OF IT. BUT YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA GO, GOTTA MEET THE DISTRIBUTORS, GOTTA MEET THE PRODUCERS, THE BUYERS EVERYBODY. I OWN SOME HORSES, SO THAT'S BIG. SO THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED THE VIDEO. I'M THINKING THIS IS OUR LAST EPISODE, WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT? WELL I HOPE NOT BUT IF IT IS HEY. IF YOUR GONNA GO OUT, GO OUT BIG. YES, EXACTLY. YOU COME TO THIS BEFORE. NO. I HAVEN'T BEEN BEFORE. YOUR THOUGHTS IT'S MORE THAN I CAN IMAGINE.

THE FORMAT IS 16 X 9 FORMAT. WHICH IS NICE THE WIDE SCREEN. WE GOT THE WHOLE THING RIGHT THERE. YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO GET THROWN OFF THE AIR BECAUSE OF THIS EPISODE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH ARE YOU ABLE TO SHOW? YOU GETTING SOME GOOD VIDEO? YEAH WE'VE ALREADY SHOWN TOO MUCH. NO. NO. NO. YOUR NOT GOING TO BE THROWN OFF THE AIR, YOUR ON HDNet. ALL RIGHT YOU GOT MY BACK IF SOMETHING HAPPENS. ABSOLUTELY I'M A LAWYER IN TEXAS. AND YOUR CLOSE TO MARK CUBAN YOU CAN DRIVE OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND SAY HEY DUDE. HE'S ACTUALLY THE BROTHER IN LAW OF A FRIEND OF MINE LAWYER IN PASADENA.

I WRAPPED A GIANT SNAKE AROUND YOU A LONG TIME AGO HERE IN VEGAS. A BIG ALBINO. OUTSIDE LIKE THE HARD ROCK. YES. THIS IS AN ELEPHANT MEMORY. I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS, IT'S SO FUNNY. SUNNY, DO YOU HAVE? IS THERE A NICKNAME, YOU SEEM LIKE BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THIS ENERGY, WELL SUNNY OBVIOUSLY BUT DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF NICK NAME. YES THEY HAVE GIVEN ME A NICKNAME. LET'S ROLL OUT THIS NECK NAME. THE SHIRLEY TEMPLE OF PORN. NICE. YOU ARE THE SNAKE BABE. YES. WHERE IS THE SNAKE TODAY, ACTUALLY I DO HAVE A SMALL SNAKE BACK IN THE BOOTH. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU WHEN THEY MEET YOU. WOW IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU, I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR MOVIES. I LOVE YOU. THEY'VE GIVEN ME GIFTS. IT'S JUST BEEN SO COOL. GET TO THE BIZARRE QUESTIONS THOUGH, THAT'S WHAT I WANT HOW DID YOU DO THAT SCENE WHEN YOUR LEG WAS OVER HERE AND HOW DID THAT REALLY FEEL DEEP INSIDE YOU, DID YOU REALLY COME? YES, I DID. DID YOU SEE MY GOOSEBUMPS. OH YEAH YOU DID WHAT'S HIS STORY. HE'S MY MANAGER. HE'S ALSO REALLY SNAKE BABE.COM. SEE THAT'S WHY I HIRED HIM. HE'S DOING HIS JOB. YOU KNOW WHAT I NOTICE BECAUSE I'M LOOKING THEY HAVE T.V.S DOING A SHOOT OVER HERE. I NOTICE WITH SOME OF THESE OTHER CREWS THEY HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND PAPERWORK AND RIGHT? AND EVEN THEIR AUDIO GUY HAD ALL SORTS OF EQUIPMENT ARE WE DOING SOMETHING WRONG OR ARE THEY DOING SOMETHING WRONG. NO YOU JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE EVENTS WHERE I FEEL VERY RUDE. IT'S VERY CHALLENGING TO DO THIS FIRST OF ALL. I CAN IMAGINE. MY MOM WATCHES THIS FOR ONE, SO I'M VERY EMBARRASSED. ON TOP OF THAT SO SHE WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF I DID THIS WOULD SHE. (LAUGHS) THAT'S THE LEAST OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED TODAY. YEAH I'M SURE.

WE'RE SHOWING PEOPLE SOME OF THE CONVENTION AND SOME OF THESE TOYS, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE TOYS WE CAN SHOW ON T.V. BUT WE'RE SHOWING THEM SOME OF THE CRAZY TOYS BUT GUESS WHAT? END OF THE SHOW, NIGHTLIFE. NIGHTLIFE? YES, BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT YOU GUYS LIKE TO GO TO PARTIES AFTERWARDS AND YOU MAKE THEM ROCK SOLID RIGHT? EXACTLY AND WE GO CRAZY. WE'RE GOING TO GET SOME OF THAT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND WHEN WE COME BACK, NIGHTLIFE AND THE HOTS MIGHT COME WITH US. YOUR GONNA COME WITH US YES.

HEY YOU GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. AN INTERESTING ONE SO FAR. NOW THIS EVENT THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXP0 TAKES PLACE IN LAS VEGAS, THE NIGHTLIFE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD SO IT JUST WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO COME HERE AND NOW SHOW YOU GUYS SOME NIGHTLIFE. FIRST STOP TONIGHT MANDALAY BAY, A LITTLE PLACED CALLED THE RUM JUNGLE UNBELIEVABLE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AROUND. THE BEAUTY OF THIS, YOU GUYS HAVE THE NEW HOTEL CALLED THE HOTEL, RIGHT? THE HOTEL YUP AND WHY GET IN A CAB AND GO ANYWHERE ELSE. YOU HAVE AN AMAZING CLUB RIGHT HERE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL WE'RE PACKED LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. I LOVE LAS VEGAS, WHAT CAN YOU SAY. TALK TO US I'M LIL PRESLEY WHAT I'M LIL PRESLEY WITH THE MADDOX AGENCY. NICE. YOU GET A LOT OF CELEBS IN HERE? GOT A LOT OF CELEBS WE HAD SCREETCH JUST WALKED BY, YOU KNOW A LOT OF THE PORN STARS WITH THE PORNO CONVENTION COMING AROUND A LITTLE LIST, WE'LL PUT IT ON THE SCREEN OF THE THINGS THAT YOU LIKE. GO AHEAD. I LIKE LIME GREEN, SEX, I LIKE UM ICE CREAM, I LIKE HEIDI

WHAT'S UP ARCHITECT MANN. WHOO YOU ARE VERY HAPPY TO BE ON T.V. I LIKE IT. SHOW US THE TATS. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? IT'S A GOTHIC ANGEL. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT THERE. THAT IS F# # KING AWESOME. PEOPLE SWINGING FROM THE FREEKING CEILING. WHOLLY CRAP, DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT? THEY GOT NO CLOTHES ON MAN. HAVE WE HAD ANY RUM TONIGHT? WE HAVE NOT HAD RUM, WE'VE HAD CROWN ROYAL. LOOK SHOW THEM OVER THERE. OH SH# T YEAH IS THAT CRAZY? THAT IS CRAZY. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT.

THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND? YES. NOW IS HE A PORN STAR? NO. I WISH. I'M JUST AS GOOD AS A PORN STAR SO IT'S ALL GOOD. WHAT ARE WE DOING, WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW? DOWN TO PARTY. WE'RE HERE FOR MY FRIENDS 21ST BIRTHDAY. 21ST BIRTHDAY FOR HER. OH YEAH BIRTHDAY GIRL. TELL EVERYONE SOME OF THE THINGS ABOUT THE RUM JUNGLE THAT MAKES IT A GREAT PLACE TO COME. WELL MAN IT'S MY FIRST NIGHT HERE BUT SO FAR THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. DO WE LIKE THE RUM JUNGLE. OH YEAH THE RUM JUNGLE IS OFF THE HOOK. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE, THAT'S AWESOME. THANK YOU THIS IS MY BOY RIGHT HERE. THIS IS MY BOY ADOLPH ADOLPH MY BOY.

YOU ARE CLEAN RIGHT HERE. OH YEAH YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA HAVE A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE AT ALL TIMES MAN. I JUST WANT TO THANK MARK CUBAN FOR HDNet I'M A BIG FAN BRO AND I'M ALSO A LAKER FAN BRO, SORRY. YOU AND I NEED TO GO SHOPPING, YOU COULD HELP ME OUT A LITTLE BIT. OH MAN IT'S REALLY NOT REAL BOSS.

THERE IS NO OTHER CITY WHERE PEOPLE TRAVEL TO IT SO MOTIVATED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. ALWAYS MOTIVATED ALWAYS, ALWAYS 100%. PEOPLE COME HERE AND THEY KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO GAMBLE, THEY'RE GOING TO SPEND MONEY. AND THEY'RE GOING TO GET DRUNK. AND NO MATTER WHERE IT'S AT YOUR GONNA GET F# # KED UP.

OH BOY, RUM JUNGLE WAS GOOD. WHAT AN EPISODE RIGHT THERE, GOT A LITTLE CRAZY HUH? HOPEFULLY WE'LL STILL BE ON THE AIR NEXT WEEK. I COULDN'T DO THAT, WE COULDN'T DO THAT EVERY WEEK HUH? THAT'S JUST TOO CRAZY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, THAT'S AND EVEN WORTH CHECKING OUT. IF YOU LOOK BEHIND US, I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW WHERE WERE GOING TO BUT LOOK AT GLEN SITTING OVER THERE. JUST A LITTLE COLD, IT'S 4 A.M. BUT LOOK AT GLEN OVER HERE DOING AUDIO. YOU ALL RIGHT GLEN? HMM BOY. SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME. HEY IF YOU HAVE IF YOUR WATCHING THIS ON THE FIRST RUN, THEN YOU HAVE A CRAZY OUT OF CONTROL GARAGE WITH LIKE YOU KNOW 20 CARS OR SOMETHING, DROP ME A QUICK EMAIL WE'RE DOING A COOLEST GARAGES SPECIAL. WE'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYS. IT'S ART@ARTMANN.COM SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME.

FAT BURGER, HEY LOOK JACK ASS. JACK ASS. (LAUGHS) ALL RIGHT DUDE NICE KNOWING YOU MAN, SAY HI TO THAT CAB

DO THOSE COME IN CHOCOLATE? YOU KNOW WE CAN WORK ON FINDING A DARKER PAIR FOR HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE THEM A LITTLE DARKER. HE DOESN'T CARE. TRUST ME. I THINK YOU WANT TO SQUEEZE WOW. YOU LIKE THAT. WE'RE TWINS.

WE'RE TWINS. A LOT OF EATING. THAT'S A LOT OF HUNGRY.