Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 301

Episode Title: The Drunkest Night of the Year - Unrated

Description: This week it's time to celebrate New Year's with tons of drunk people.

Transcript:

(SCREAMS) WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WE'RE CELEBRATING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR. WE'RE IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA THEY'VE CLOSED THE STREET. THE VEGAS STRIP IS ACTUALLY CLOSED TO TRAFFIC, IT'S ONLY DRUNK PEOPLE TONIGHT

EXHIBIT A. LET'S DO THIS.

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY WENT TO A CLUB TONIGHT. WHO DOES THAT?

IS THAT THE REAL COUNTDOWN THERE DUDE? HAPPY NEW YEAR

YOUR WATCHING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR. YOUR (SLUR) YOUR WATCHING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR.

ART'S THEME MUSIC

WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS C'MON WITH ME, C'MON. WE ARE CELEBRATING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR IT IS NEW YEAR'S WE HAVE CHOSEN LAS VEGAS TO CELEBRATE THIS NIGHT NOW ALL OVER TOWN THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF PARTIES AT DIFFERENT CLUBS WE ALWAYS SHOOT IN CLUBS, WE THOUGHT THE ONLY WAY TO CELEBRATE NEW YEARS WOULD BE RIGHT HERE RIGHT? F# # K YEAH LAS VEGAS WHOOOO ON THE STREETS TELL THEM WHAT'S GOING ON. THEY'VE CLOSED THE STREET. OH WE'RE FROM L.A. AND WE (LAUGHS) WE'RE DRUNK AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE NAME IS THIS SHOW IS? THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR. THE DRUNKEST WHOOOOO

OAKSEN B# TCH, WHOOOO, OAKSEN 2006 TO O7 B# TCH

GOT ANY RESOLUTIONS? HMMMM, NO NOT REALLY THEY NEVER WORK. NEVER MIND.

WHAT'S THIS LIKE? AWESOME, IT'S SO AWESOME, WE'RE COMING BACK NEXT YEAR. TELL ME ABOUT THIS EVENT. OH THIS IS A BIG EVENT EVERY YEAR EVERYBODY FROM VEGAS COMES OUT, EVERYBODY FROM EVERY SECT STREETS ARE CLOSED. NO CARS. NO COPS. ARE YOU A LITTLE OVERDRESSED FOR THIS. I MEAN YOU LOOK GREAT NO. NO. I'M PRETTY WARM, I'M REALLY, REALLY WARM. LET'S JUST REMIND PEOPLE OF ONE THING, IT IS VEGAS EXACTLY LAS VEGAS HEY ADAM, CAN WE GET WIDE ENOUGH TO SHOW WHAT THEY'RE WEARING BECAUSE THEY LOOK HOT. YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT WITH THIS OUTFIT RIGHT HERE. (CHEERS) THE BIG QUESTION, WHAT IS IN THE CUP? COKE. MCDONALDS BIG GULP (LAUGHS) COCA-COLA. MCDONALDS DOESN'T MAKE A BIG GULP. IS THERE A BONFIRE SOMEWHERE BECAUSE I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING SOME LIKE LITTLE AROMA IN THE AIR. WHAT IS THAT? OH THAT'S THE FIREWORKS OR SOMEBODY GETTING HIGH OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW I THINK IT'S B ON THAT. THROW A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION AT US RIGHT NOW. HI EVERYBODY, I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU GUYS BUT I'M HAVING FUN HERE, I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK. NO. NO. NO. THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE A PROMISE YOU MAKING TO KEEP FOR NEXT YEAR NEXT YEAR, STAY FOCUSED THAT'S A GOOD RESOLUTION FOR YOU BUDDY. YOUR IN HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW. HIGH DEFINITION YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT'S ALL GOOD ME DRESEL, HAKIM AND THIS BAD BOY IN VEGAS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN JUST CHILLIN. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S VEGAS RIGHT THERE.

THE NAME OF OUR SHOW IS THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR HAVE WE NAMED THE SHOW PROPERLY? AH GIVE US ABOUT ANOTHER HOUR. I AGREE COMPLETELY ANOTHER HOUR. HAPPY NEW YEAR SHE WORKING THAT'S NICE. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN SOME OF THE STATS YOU KNOW JUST TO BRING A LITTLE CONTENT TO THE TABLE BUT IT ENDS UP JUST SCREAMING WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY (DROWNED OUT BY SCREAMING) HAPPY NEW YEAR (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) I LIKE YOUR STYLE. WE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE YELLING, WE GOT PLENTY OF THAT. YOU'RE VERY COOL ABOUT THIS WHOLE NEW YEAR'S THING RIGHT. RIGHT. TALK TO US ABOUT IT. BORN AND RAISED IN VEGAS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. I'M FROM NORTH MALL. THIS IS OLD HAT FOR YOU. IT'S NOTHING

YOUR LOOKING AT SOME REALLY BAD VIDEO QUALITY RIGHT? THE REASON WHY, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING ADAM FLIP ON THE LIGHT, WATCH THIS. EVERY TIME WE TURN ON THE LIGHT ABSOLUTE MAYHEM.

NO INTERESTING BITES ABOUT VEGAS. NO NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS WHAT UP VEGAS? HEY WHERE YOU FROM? I'M FROM CHILE CHILE. TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU THINK OF I THINK THIS IS A BERRY NICE COUNTRY. NEW YEAR'S (SCREAMS)

EVERY TIME WE TURN ON THE LIGHT THERE'S YELLING.

WATCH THIS, HEY! TURTLE TESTICLES! (SCREAMS) IT'S JUST AN EXPERIMENT HAPPY NEW YEAR AND A (INDISCERNIBLE) F# # KING EVE. YOUR WATCHING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR YOUR DRUNKING, YOUR WATCHING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR MAKE A LIST OF WHAT YOU BRING TO AN EVENT LIKE THIS. THE THING YOU BRING TO THIS EVENT JIMMY HATS, 40S, SMILES. THAT'S HOW YOU ROLL. PEOPLE OUT THERE THEY'RE PLANNING FOR NEXT YEAR. THEY CAN GO TO A MILLION DIFFERENT PLACES FOR NEW YEARS. OKAY, WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO GO ANYWHERE ELSE FOR NEW YEAR'S. VEGAS IS WHERE IT'S AT. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ANYWHERE ELSE FOR NEW YEARS VEGAS IS WHERE IT'S AT, VEGAS, THIS IS WHAT WE DO.

WHAT IT DO, WHAT IT DO MAKE A LIST RIGHT NOW WHAT THEY NEED TO BRING TO THIS EVENT. MARIJUANA, BOOBS, TASSELS, BRING EITHER BOOBS OR CREDIT CARDS.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS? IT'S VERY AMAZING. VERY GOOD. (SCREAMS) HE SPIT ON THE MIC. LOOK AT OVER HERE. LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE. (SCREAMS) HAPPY NEW YEAR RUN DOWN YOUR LIST OF NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR US (DRUNKEN SLURRING) F# # KED UP AND JUST A F# # KING PARTY IT UP IN 2007 IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PLEASE SHOW THEM THIS CONTAINER. A BUCKET. I HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR FOR THIS. (SCREAMS) THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT WAS IN THAT? BEER? WHAT DO YOU GOT? I GOT MY BOTTLE OF DOM PERIGNON WHY YOU HIDING THAT, IT'S LEGAL. THIS IS VEGAS. PERIGNON THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. THEY JUST FIND THE BIGGEST CONTAINERS THAT THEY CAN COME UP WITH FOR THE ALCOHOLICS YEAH, ALCOHOLICS ON THE STRIP YEAH WHAT IS THAT? DOM PERIGNON HOW MUCH? $150 A BOTTLE. IT'S A SPECIAL WE'RE DOING CALLED THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR. I JUST GOT HIT IN THE BALLS. I'M FROM TENNESSEE. TENNESSEE? NOW HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT VEGAS WAS THE SPOT. I JUST DID. 2007 BABY. (SCREAMS) WELL WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON. WE'VE GOT A DRUNK MAN HERE. EXACTLY. ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. (SCREAMS) HAPPY NEW YEAR I WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU STARTED TODAY I STARTED AT 8 A.M. THIS MORNING YEAH HAPPY NEW YEAR (SCREAMS) IF YOU GUYS LIKE SCREAMING, NONSTOP, THE SHOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE. THEN YOU ARE LOVING THIS EPISODE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE SCREAMING AND BASICALLY NOTHING REALLY BRINGING TO THE TABLE BUT SOME REAL INTERESTING LOOKING PEOPLE. AND THEY'RE HAPPY AND THEIR DRUNK SO WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T GO AWAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW UH OH HE'S POUNDING THAT THING. THAT WAS A NICE HAT. OH THAT HAT IS GREAT!

SHOW US YOUR SHIRT.

OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. OH NICE. HAPPY NEW YEAR I LIKE YOUR BACKPACK. THANK YOU ME TOO. ENGLAND, ENGLAND, ENGLAND WHAT IS IN THAT? WHAT IS IN THAT? BOOZE BABY. LOVE THAT BOTTLE. 2% WHOOOOO HAPPY 2007 PEACE OUT I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING THIS CAUSE I COULD WATCH THIS ALL NIGHT MYSELF.

DESCRIBE THIS PARTY TO EVERYBODY. I LOVE YOU. (LAUGHS) IT NEVER ENDS. BECAUSE IT'S VEGAS, RIGHT. IT'S VEGAS EXACTLY HI. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING NOW. THIS SEEMS TO BE A WALKING PARTY, EVERYONE IS ON THE MOVE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY 15 MINUTES THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON. MY NAME IS JULIAN AND I COME FROM FRANCE TO DO THE NEW YEAR HERE BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST PLACE (SCREAMS IN FRENCH) GOD BLESS AMERICA AND FRANCE THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE? IS IT NOT? THIS IS A VERY HAPPY PLACE. EVERYONE HERE SEEMS NICE AND CALM. I HEARD THIS IS A NUMBER I GOT 1600 POLICE HERE TONIGHT NO! THAT'S A LOT OF POLICE I AM A HARD HITTING REPORTER HERE HELLO DALLAS HOME OF CHECK THIS OUT, HOME OF MARK CUBAN, A BRILLIANT PIONEER PERFECT BASKETBALL TEAM THE WORLDS BEST. THANK YOU I WAS TELLING THEM THIS EARLIER. MY T.V. FRIENDS. THERE ARE PARTIES ALL OVER TOWN. WE KNOW THIS BUT THOSE ARE IN CLUBS WE SEE THAT ALL THE TIME. THE PARTY IS ON THE STREET THANK YOU ALL RIGHT WHAT'S OUR GAME PLAN HERE? JUST MOM AND DAUGHTER JUST HANGING OUT FOR THE NEW YEAR THIS WOULD BE CALLED A COOL MOM? YEAH WHY ARE WE NOT DRINKING? GET US A DRINK YEAH WHERE THE F# # K IS THE BOOZE CART AT. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW WHERE ARE WE FROM? SACRAMENTO. WHOOOO

I'M TELLING YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET FADED AND WHAT WE ON? THIS IS ART MANN. HEY THAT'S ART MANN RIGHT HERE. THE STREETS ARE ALL CLOSED. HOW DID YOU GET DOWN HERE? (ALL TALKING) WE WALKED HELLAFAR, HELLAFAR. IS THAT THE REAL COUNTDOWN RIGHT THERE DUDE? YEAH IS THAT REAL? MY CLOCK IS OFF (SCREAMS) THAT'S NOT REAL, IT'S A BOGUS COUNTDOWN. YOU GOTTA CLOCK? YEAH I GOT ONE. HEY OH I GOTTA CHECK WHAT TIME IT IS IT'S 11:58 BARBARY COAST OVER THERE JUST HAD SOME BUNK COUNTDOWN. I NEED A QUESTION I NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY MORE MINUTES WE HAVE BUDDY IT'S NEW YEARS. HOW MAN MORE? IT'S NOT IT, IT'S ABOUT IT WE'RE COUNTING DOWN. 5, 4, 3, ISN'T IT THE COUNTDOWN? (SCREAMS) LET'S SEE IF THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH THE CIGAR KNOWS.

WE NEED SOMEONE WITH A CLOCK. RIGHT HERE. NO. NO PROBLEM 11:59 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (SCREAMS) CHEERS HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE? THAT'S IT.

THIS IS IT. (SCREAMS) IS IT THE NEW YEAR? IS IT THE NEW YEAR? IT'S THE NEW YEAR LOOK ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STRIP HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR (SCREAMS)

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? ARKANSAS. REALLY? HOW DID YOU KNOW VEGAS WOULD BE LIKE THIS? WE DIDN'T (LAUGHS) WHERE YOU FROM? OKLAHOMA. WHAT DO THINK OF ALL THIS? I THINK IT'S CRAZY. (LAUGHS) ABSOLUTE CRAZINESS. YOU COME DOWN HERE, YOU CAN'T BE AFRAID OF A YOU KNOW SOME CLOSENESS. THIS IS NICE. YOU AND I ARE SPENDING THE FIRST MOMENTS OF 2007 TOGETHER. YEAH WHOOOO

THIS IS THE CLOSENESS THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. UH OH

LOOK AT ME I'M F# # KED UP DUDE I F# # K UP DUDE. WE ALSO ON THE SAME CHANNEL WE HAVE A SHOW CALLED DAN RATHER REPORTS I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEONE, THERE WASN'T A MIX UP IN THE GUIDE AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WATCHING DAN RATHER CAUSE THEY'RE CLEARLY NOT. HOW'S YOUR 2007 GOING BUDDY. HAPPY NEW YEAR OH IT'S GOING. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO DAWG. IT'S GOING GOOD. I'M F# # KED UP ME AND MY HOMIES AND SH# T SMOKING SOME SNOOP DOGG. ARE WE GOING TO STAY OUT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP? ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY I CAN'T TALK ANYMORE, I'M LOSING MY VOICE. HAPPY NEW YEAR! (SCREAMS) HELP ME WITH THE LINGO A LITTLE BIT. WHAT IS THIS SNOOP DOGG ALL ABOUT? OH THAT'S THAT BOMB, THAT'S THAT BOMB. THERE AIN'T NOT DOUBT ABOUT IT. WHERE ARE WE FROM? WE ARE FROM VIRGINIA. REALLY? YES. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN VIRGINIA? ANY PARTIES THAT WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT. NO. NOT LIKE THIS. WELL, D.C.'S AWESOME. D.C IS GOOD. I WANT TO SAY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE IN PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA HAPPY NEW YEAR! GIVE THEM A LIST OF THE THINGS YOU BROUGHT FROM VIRGINIA TO VEGAS. THE ESSENTIALS. (LAUGHS) MY RUM. I BROUGHT THE RUM. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED RIGHT THERE. WHAT IS THE DRINK OF CHOICE. VODKA FOR MY U.K. FRIENDS. VODKA. THERE IS NOTHING IN THAT WITH THE VODKA. WELL IT'S BE THE COKE BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT. (LAUGHS) ALL RIGHT CHEERS HAPPY NEW YEAR! (SCREAMS) NOW WE INVENTED THIS GAME AN EPISODE AGO AND IT'S SWEEPING THE NATION TAKE A LOOK AT HER SHOES REAL QUICK. IF WE CAN JUST WATCH HER WALK. THE GAME IS CALLED IS IT THE BOOZE OR THE SHOES. I WANT TO KNOW IS IT THE BOOZE OR THE SHOES. IT'S THE SHOES. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHOES BABY.

TELL THEM ABOUT THIS THING. WE'RE INTO THE NEW YEAR NOW. LAS VEGAS NEW YEARS 2007 TEAM BALLER. NIKKI/SONNY REPRESENTING. THROW IT UP.

HAPPY NEW YEAR BABY (PURRS) THAT'S FANTASTIC. (SCREAMS) (SINGING IN SWEDISH)

ART: MOMMY!, MOMMY! WHERE YOU FROM? LOS ANGELES. TELL THEM ABOUT THIS. WHY SHOULD PEOPLE TRAVEL TO VEGAS, CAUSE THEY CAN GO ANYWHERE FOR NEW YEARS. BECAUSE VEGAS IS THE SH# T MAN! SORRY NO BAD WORDS. IT'S TOO LATE. WE'RE GOING TO DO A 360. WE LIKE TO DO THIS WATCH THIS. STAY WITH ME. LET ME SHOW YOU. THERE ARE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. IT'S A SEA OF PEOPLE. AS I TRAVEL AROUND. BIG BALLER. WHAT IS IT NI# # A OUR WHOLE SHOW MAKES NO SENSE BUT WHO CARES. TIME OUT. TIME OUT. LET'S BRING THE GRILL FRONT AND CENTER

HAPPY NEW YEAR CLOSER. INTO THE LIVING ROOM.

SOME PIMPING DOGGY. WHY ARE YOU SO CALM? WE'VE JUST BEEN, WE'VE BEEN SCREAMING AND CHAMPAGNE. I KNOW. I'M CHILLIN, I'M GOOD. HEY THIS IS THAT NEW T.V. RIGHT HERE. (YELLING) ARRIBA MEXICO CITY.

DID WE MAKE ANY RESOLUTIONS? NO. I NEVER KEEP THEM SO WHY BOTHER. SCREW THAT. HOW ABOUT A VEGAS STYLE GET ALONG THANKS DUDE. HAPPY NEW YEAR

ART: JUST MAYHEM. TAKE A LOOK. TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. I'M CALLING THIS THING THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR OH YEAH YEAH SO WE NEED SOME DRUNKS. I'M DRUNK. NO. HE IS DRUNK. (LAUGHS)

I'M DRUNK. I'M DRUNK. I WANTED TO SHOW YOU GUYS IF YOUR WONDERING YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT VENEZUELAN WOMEN LOOK LIKE, THAT.

HAPPY NEW YEAR (LAUGHS)

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. MUCH MORE SCREAMING AFTER THE BREAK.

GIMME THAT SH# T BABY, WHOO

(SCREAMS) HAPPY NEW YEAR WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, WE'RE STILL IN VEGAS AND WE HAVE ABOUT 8 MORE MINUTES OF YELLING BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TRY TO ASK A QUESTION, IT JUST TURNS INTO YELLING SO (SCREAMS) IF YOU CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM, VEGAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR (SCREAMS) HAPPY NEW YEAR WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? WERE LOCAL. WE'RE FROM LAS VEGAS YEAH WHERE ARE WE GOING? WE DRESSED UP PURE AND WE CELEBRATED NEW YEAR'S 15 MINUTES AGO. TELL EVERYONE. WHAT Y'ALL WANT TO KNOW? JUST TELL THEM HAPPY NEW YEAR. HAPPY 2007 HOW WAS THAT EXPERIENCE CELEBRATING NEW YEARS IN THE CLUB VERSUS OUT HERE. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS 15 MINUTES EARLY RIGHT. THAT'S WRONG. BRITANY YOU SUCK. THANK YOU OH! I HAVE A FEELING THAT WHEN THE DUST SETTLES HERE YOUR GOING TO SEE PEOPLE ON THE GROUND. RIGHT? EVERYBODY LOADED. EVERYBODY FADED. WE HAD QUITE A NIGHT. DID YOU? I HAD QUITE A NIGHT MYSELF TOO WE DID LOTS OF SCREAMING. REALLY? I SCREAM PRETTY LOUD. HAPPY NEW YEAR (LAUGHS) THANKS BUDDY WAY TO STEP IT UP. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? CALIFORNIA ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE THIS, CAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY CHOICES FOR NEW YEAR'S WHY DO YOU COME TO VEGAS? IT'S THE SPOT HAPPY NEW YEAR ART! (SCREAMS)

IS THAT MICROPHONE EVEN ON? IS THAT ON? THAT MICROPHONE. NO. WE JUST BRING THE CAMERA TO TALK TO HOT GIRLS. YOUR ONTO US. (LAUGHS)

YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME AMP BASIC MATH? PEOPLE PLUS BOOZE EQUALS WHAT? PARTYING. T.V. GOLD. YOUR NOT GONNA HAVE TO RUN FOR OFFICE SOME DAY DUDE? I DON'T KNOW. HE'S GONNA RUN FOR OFFICE AND YOUR GOING TO PLAY THIS BACK? THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING. YOUR GONNA PLAY THIS BACK AND HE'S GONNA GET SHUT OFF HE'S GONNA GET DIVORCED CAUSE THAT'S A REPUBLICAN RIGHT THERE. OH HE'S GONNA GET DIVORCED

THIS SPECIAL IS CALLED THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR SO THAT WOULDN'T HURT HIS CAREER. (INDISCERNIBLE) WHO'S HOTTER ME OR HER? THAT'S A HANDS DOWN RIGHT HERE BUDDY. SHE'S MINE, YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER. I'M NOT HIS. WE'VE HAD LOTS OF SCREAMING THIS WHOLE EPISODE TONS OF THAT RIGHT? BUT WE NEED SOME, SOME SEXY. AND I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE ONES JUST FOR THAT. WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT GOING ON. TOM BRADY IF YOU MARRY ME I'LL MAKE YOU A VERY HAPPY MAN. THIS IS IN HIGH DEF AND WE KNOW BRADY WATCHES IT. WHAT TIME IS IS RIGHT NOW? HELL IF I KNOW. 2, 3, WHATEVER. WE HAVE SOME ROOM TO BREATHE. WE CAN DO SOME MODELING SHOTS. LET'S SEE THIS ADAM.

VERY RIGHT? WANT TO TALK TO TOM BRADY. TOM BRADY YEAH ALL RIGHT. WE DON'T DO TRASHY GIRLS. I LOVE THIS GUY. VERY SEXY, VERY VEGAS WITH THE OUTFITS. THAT'S FANTASTIC. YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT IN CINCINNATI YOU CAN'T WHERE IT ANYWHERE. HERE IN VEGAS. VEGAS! WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS. YEAH WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WHEN THERE IS A CAMERA THOUGH BECAUSE THEN IT GOES EVERYWHERE. LET IT GO (LAUGHS) A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE MIGHT BE STUDYING TELEVISION IN SCHOOL, MAYBE SOME COMMUNICATIONS MAJORS RIGHT? I DON'T LIKE COMMUNICATION MAJORS. WHATEVER. I JUST WANT TO TELL THEM THAT IF THEY'RE STUDYING TELEVISION AND THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT T.V. GOLD IS? THIS GUY YOU ARE T.V. GOLD. T.V. GOLD. HOT. HOT. I LIKE TOM BRADY. AND WHEN YOU HAVE THESE TWO INGREDIENTS. YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL SHOW. I'M FROM (INDISCERNIBLE) CALIFORNIA NICE. WHERE IS THAT. IT'S IN BETWEEN SACRAMENTO AND SAN FRANCISCO. THAT IS A GREAT HAT. LOOK AT THAT HAT. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

WHOOO DRUNK GUY: A F# # KING IDIOT. MORE IMPORTANTLY. MORE IMPORTANTLY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. HERE IS WHAT I NEED FROM YOU. WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW. I NEED A LIST OF THINGS THAT THE PEOPLE NEED TO BRING WITH THEM WHEN THEY COME TO THIS BIG CELEBRATION. (SCREAMS) BLACK F# # KING CHIPS. WE NEED LOST OF THEM. BLACK CHIPS. MARIJUANA. CONDOMS AND CONDOMS. DO THE AUSSIES LIKE TO DRINK? DO WE LIKE TO DRINK WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? YOUR FROM NEW ZEALAND RIGHT? YES. NOW THERE'S SOME DRINKING GOING ON THERE. SHE'S OUR SOBER DRIVE AND WE LOVE HER FOR IT. WE LOVE HER FOR IT. WHAT IS THIS? HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. GERMANY STRAIGHT UP BABY, (SPEAKING GERMAN) (SPEAKING GERMAN.) HOW DO WE SAY DRUNK IN GERMAN? ISH WILL BETRUNKEN. BETRUNKEN WHAT IS IT? THAT'S THE NASTY WORD FOR IT BETRUNKEN. (SPEAKING GERMAN) WE GOT A GERMAN WORD FOR DRUNK. GIVE US AN AUSTRALIAN EXPRESSION FOR DRUNKEN. MAGGOT. MAGGOT? NO NOT A DRUNK. WHEN YOUR ACTUALLY DRUNK. IF YOUR DRUNK YOU'RE A MAGGOT. YOU'RE A F# # K WIT YEAH EXACTLY. AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE OYE OYE

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? MOSCOW, RUSSIA. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH OTHER? SINCE BEFORE THIS KISS. CAN YOU GIVE ME A RUSSIAN WORD FOR DRUNK UH, (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) THAT WASN'T A WORD. YES. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL DRUNK PEOPLE. OH GOTCHA

WHAT' JUST THE WORD FOR DRUNK ONE WORD. BEYANNI NICE. YES. BUT IN SPANISH IT IS FEMALE OR FEMININE OR MASCULINE BORRACHO IS EVERYBODY THEN BORRACHA IS A FEMALE DRUNK OUR SHOW IS CALLED THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR AND I SEE THAT YOUR EMPTY RIGHT HERE. (SCREAMS) IS THIS THE DRUNKEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR IN VEGAS? WHOOOO WE HAD A HALF HOUR WITH LOTS OF SCREAMING. I THINK THAT'S GOOD. WE REALLY SHOWED THEM A SLICE OF THIS. THAT'S HOW IT IS OUT HERE, GREASY. AREN'T THEY, ISN'T SHE HOT? (CROWD CHANTING TAKE IT OFF) THIS SHOW BOY YOU KNOW I'M TALKING BOUT FROM THAT GOOD (INDISCERNIBLE) YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING MACKIN HAS (INDISCERNIBLE) (INDISCERNIBLE RAPPING) NEVER REALLY CALL FOR YEARS ALL OF YOUR B# TCHES SLAP YOUR KIDS, UNDERSTAND ME. THIS IS THE LIFE I LIVE, I DON'T GIVE A F# # K MAN CAUSE I BEEN IN (INDISCERNIBLE) (INDISCERNIBLE) I DON'T GIVE A F# # K IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME (INDISCERNIBLE) IS MY GAME WHEN I'M FEELING TIGHT, I DON'T GIVE A F# # K MAN IF YOU GUYS WATCH THE SHOW A LOT YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IT'S TIME TO PLAY A LITTLE SOMETHING WE CALL. KEEP WALKING SO WE CAN SHOW THEM. IT'S CALLED IS IT THE BOOZE OR THE SHOES. IT'S THE BOOZE (LAUGHS) IT'S DEFINITELY THE SHOES. I CALL THE BOOZE I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU. WHAT? YOU MISSED IT. YOU MISSED EVERYTHING. WHAT DID WE MISS? THE NEW YEARS THE BIG CELEBRATION. DID I? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE MISSED OUT. WE WERE HERE. OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HEADING DOWN THERE NOW. NO. THERE IS NO PARKING. WE'VE BEEN HERE. I KNOW I THINK VEGAS SHOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS. YOUR THE MAN. I LOVE YOU. WE SAW THE FIREWORKS. I LOVE YOU. YOUR VERY HOT. YOU JUST MADE OUR SHOW SEXIER. LOOK AT THAT. THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW AGAIN I APOLOGIZE FOR SO MUCH SCREAMING. WE HAD A LOT OF JUST PEOPLE JUST SCREAMING. A LOT OF DRUNK PEOPLE. (SILENT SCREAM) BUT WE'RE GOING TO BRING SOME CONTENT TO THE TABLE RIGHT NOW SO BRACE YOURSELF. LET'S SEE. BE PREPARED TO DO SOME WALKING WHEN YOU COME CELEBRATE NEW YEARS IN VEGAS. OKAY LET'S GO. EXACTLY. WANNA SEE SEXY. SHOW HIM SEXY. OH WOW. THIS IS VEGAS THOUGH YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO. WE SHOULD GET A PLUG. WE'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF FUN STUFF ON THE WEBSITE WHERE WE SHOW LIKE AN EPISODE GUIDE. WE SHOW PLACES WHERE WE'RE GOING TO BE IN THE FUTURE. VEGAS. BEAUTY BAR. WE SHOW UPCOMING EVENTS. WHAT'S UP MAN? (SCREAMS) IT'S CALLED ART MANN.COM ART MANN! GO TO THE BEAUTY BAR. YEAH YOU SHOULD GO TO THE BEAUTY BAR. BEAUTY BAR IS WHERE IT'S AT. I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME. WE THOUGHT SINCE WE'RE ALREADY AWAKE ANYWAY AND IT WAS ALMOST TIME FOR SUNRISE, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD DRIVE OUT TO THE DESERT SHOW YOU GUYS A DESERT SUNRISE. THIS IS THE BEST WE COULD FIND. WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND AND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN IT STARTED COMING UP SO WE HAD TO TAKE THIS. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. IF YOU WANT TO WITNESS THE DRUNKEST DAY OF THE YEAR, I WOULD SAY VEGAS IS A GOOD SPOT. ALL RIGHT. IT'S 27 DEGREES OUT HERE SO I'M GOING TO UH JOIN GLEN OVER THERE WHO I BELIEVE IS DOING AUDIO. YOU DOING AUDIO BUDDY? HOW'S THE AUDIO? NICE. CAR'S RUNNING, HEAT'S ON ALL RIGHT WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

THANKS FOR WATCHING.