Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 223 - TV14

Episode Title: The Two Year Anniversary Show

Description: Celebrate with us as we look back at the celebrities, parties, freaks, and fun. Special guests include Hugh Hefner, Jay Leno, and Angie Everhart.

Transcript:

HERE'S THE STORY IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY SHOW AND THEY TOLD ME THAT I NEED TO TALK REALLY FAST CAUSE THERE'S TONS OF STUFF IN THIS HALF HOUR, SO ROLL THE OPEN LET'S DO THIS.

THIS IS VERY EXCITING FOR ME YOU GUYS WELCOME TO THE SHOW. IT'S OUR BIG 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WERE GONNA DO SOME REMINISCING IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR. WERE GONNA LOOK IN AT ALL THE CRAZY THINGS WE'VE DONE OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS. AND TO GET IT STARTED LET'S LOOK BACK AT SOME OF THE CELEBRITIES WE'VE HAD ON THE SHOW TAKE A LOOK. WE'VE BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT THIS SPECIAL PARTY THIS WHOLE SHOW. AND THE ONLY REASON IT'S HAPPENING IS CAUSE OF THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. SO I APPRECIATE IT. YOU GOT IT BUDDY YOU GOT IT I'M JUST TRYING TO SHOW PEOPLE A GOOD TIME IN DENVER. CAN WE JUST, CAN WE SHOW THE FOLKS AT HOME A LITTLE PIECE OF JEWELRY YOU HAVE RIGHT HERE? THAT'S UH. OH NOTHING. DUDE THAT'S SICK, GIVES ME CHILLS. TELL THEM ABOUT THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE HERE AT THE MANSION. WHAT DOES THAT FEEL WHAT'S THAT VIBE. IT'S LIKE A, IT'S LIKE A YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR PANTS RIGHT? YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR PANTS. AND THE BIG QUESTION THAT EVERYONE'S ASKING JAY, WHY, WHY NO CHAPS? CO CHAPS. NO CHAPS. YEAH WELL I YOU KNOW I DID THAT, I DID THE GAY PRIDE PARADE LAST WEEK AND I HAD THEM ON THERE SO I JUST. YOU KNOW I LIKE TO CHANGE OFF. LET'S DO A LITTLE REPLAY TOO WEEMAN, A SECOND AGO IT THINGS WERE LOOKING KINDA MANLY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS GIRL SHOWED UP BEHIND YOU. I JUST I LIKE STARTED TRIPPING. WERE LOOKING AT THE INSTANT REPLAY RIGHT NOW GIVE US A PLAY BY PLAY. WELL WHAT HAPPENED WAS ME AND YOU WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME, MAN TO MAN IT WAS JUST BROS. GOD DANG I WAS JUST TELLING THEM UH WHAT YOU'VE AGREED TO YOU'VE AGREED TO ACTUALLY LET US HANG OUT WITH YOU TODAY, IS THAT COOL? YEAH YOU CAN HANG OUT, YOU CAN HANG OUT AS LONG AS YOU WANT. BE BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER, PAUL TRACY. I'LL BE IN THE PIT LANE IN PROBABLY 20 MINUTES. WE CAN GO INTO PIT LANE. YEAH. YOU SEE STUFF LIKE DO YOU SEE US ON THE HAIRPIN LIKE JUST HANGING OUT? NO I'M NOT, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR YOU ART. I WAS WAVING TO YOU BUDDY. SO TELL THE VIEWERS WHAT CAN THEY EXPECT, THEY COME UP TO THE MANSION FOR A PARTY LIKE THIS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA SEE TONIGHT? IT'S AN ADULT DISNEY LAND BASICALLY YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU WANNA SEE AS A MAN, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR MORE AS A UH, AS A MAN IN THIS ENVIRONMENT. HEY I'M GONNA BE ON TIME SEE I DON'T NEED POKER LESSONS CAUSE I PLAY POKER. SO I'M WINNING THE TOURNAMENT I'M JUST LETTING YOU ALL KNOW. THAT I'M NOT CHEATING I'M LETTING YOU KNOW UP FRONT I'M NOT CHEATING. I WILL WIN THE POKER TOURNAMENT. YOU GUYS ARE READY, I'M READY, AND REMEMBER, I DON NOT CHEAT. WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING DID WE. ALWAYS GUILTY, WHEN YOU COME IN AND SAY YOU DON'T CHEAT, YOUR ALWAYS GUILTY REMEMBER THAT. YOUR GONNA HAVE SEX, THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND WOULD BE, BOW CHICCA BOW BOW. I THINK I'VE HEARD THAT SONG. YEAH I SANG IT AT MY HOUSE FOR 2 DAYS, BOW CHICCA BOW BOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. JUST THE STUFF THAT WONDERS BY WHEN YOUR AT THE MANSION.

NOW TELL ME YOU WERE JUST OUT THERE. WHAT'S THE TRACK LIKE? IT'S BETTER THEN IT WAS THIS MORNING A LITTLE MORE GRIP UH IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN MAN IT'S JUST A BEAUTIFUL TRACK TO BE RACING ON AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN, IT'S SO. YOUR TALKING LIKE A RACE DRIVER I LOVE IT MAN. A LITTLE MORE GRIP. YEAH I WAS PUSHING I WAS CHASING THE SET UP ALL MORNING. ARE YOU A BIG GAMER DO YOU LIKE THIS STUFF? I DO LIKE THIS STUFF BUT I'M A FAN OF THE GAMES THAT GO ON FOR A MONTH AT A TIME. I LIKE SOME OF THAT ONLINE STUFF I'VE SEEN THE SUN COME UP AND I REALIZE I HAVE A MAYBE A PROBLEM. YOU DO HAVE A PROBLEM. WELL I TELL YOU I STOPPED SHOOTING COCAINE A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO. SO ONLINE GAMING IS REALLY THE ONLY THING THAT COMES CLOSE. YOU OBVIOUSLY WHEN YOU WALK AROUND THIS CROWD YOU ATTRACT SOME ATTENTION, FOR A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT REASONS. ONLY WHEN I WEAR NO CLOTHES. BUT HAVE YOU GONE OUT TO WHERE THE MOTOR HOMES ARE AND STUFF AND SEEN THE PARTING THAT GOES ON OUT THERE? I HAVE NOT BEEN OUT THERE, NOT IN MY, NOT IN MY WHITE PANTS.

YOU KNOW UH WE WERE JUST TALKING TO WARREN MOON INSIDE, AND HE WAS TELLING US THAT THE UH THE QUARTER BACK ALRIGHT. IS THE BEST POSITION FOR GETTING THE LADIES. ANY TRUTH TO THAT? UH I THINK THERE IS A LITTLE BIT I MEAN YOU AUTOMATICALLY GOT A LITTLE BIT OF GAME IF YOU'RE THE QUARTER BACK SO. AND IF I WERE TO BE BEHIND YOU ON THE TRACK I WOULD NOT KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO BECAUSE THIS IS KARL MALONE OUT THERE, LOT OF THIS, LOT OF UNPREDICTABLE ACTION. WELL I JUST LIKE MY COACH USED TO TELL ME. ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE. I WAS JUST TALKING TO KARL MALONE HE COULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD YOU ARE OUT THERE. REALLY, THAT GUYS GOOD. UH YEAH IT'S GOOD, IT'S A MERE RUMOR THAT HE'S FAST AND HE'S UM I'M GONNA GET HIM PROBABLY BY THE THIRD LAP.

THIS IS RARE FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE YOU WITHOUT WOMEN AROUND YOU IS IT NOT? WELL WERE BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW BRO. RIGHT IT'S EARLY. YOU MIND SHOWING US YOUR POKER FACE RIGHT NOW.

OH DAMN. THINGS FOR ME TO GET THE CARROT TOP HAT, IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. YOU DON'T WANT THIS. RIGHT BUT HOW DO I GET THAT, WHAT IS THAT? THAT IS UH FROM CARRYING ALL MY HATE MAIL. HOW DO YOU DO THAT HOW DO YOU SET OUT TO JUST CREATE THE SPOT. I THINK I'M GOT THE KID WHO DREAMED IMPOSSIBLE DREAMS AND MANAGED TO MAKE THEM COME TRUE. NOW I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS, WHY IS IT THE PLAYBOY BUNNY, WHY NOT THE PLAYBOY MUSKRAT OR THE PLAYBOY DOG. AND I LOVE THIS ADDITION TO YOUR ACT RIGHT HERE. I MEAN WHY YOU GONNA LEAVE YOUR GIRL ON THE SIDELINE WHEN SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. CAN WE SHOW THE CAMERA THE OUTFIT RIGHT QUICK. WE SAW IT OUT THERE ON STAGE.

THERE HE GOES JASON LOOK.

WHAT OTHER CHANNEL IS GIVING YOU THAT? JASON EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND. WE DO ACTUALLY WORK WITH A GUY LIKE THAT HIS NAME'S BARLOW. HE'S NOT HERE THIS WEEK BUT HE'S JUST LIKE THAT. OH REALLY. NOW IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY SHOW WE HAD HUMPING DOGS. YOU SEE THAT? NOW WERE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE SPORTING EVENTS THAT WE COVER NOW WERE ALL SPORTS FANS HERE SO WE UH, WE SCAM OUR WAY INTO A LOT OF SPORTING EVENTS TAKE A LOOK. NO RULES WE GOT 32 GUYS ON OUR TEAM, WE HAVE OH I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WE HAVE VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS AND THEN WE HAVE BEER DRINKERS. IS IT BASKETBALL OR VOLLEYBALL THAT GETS YOU THE MORE LADIES? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK VOLLEYBALL DOES.

NOW YOUR OBVIOUSLY A VERY ATHLETIC MAN. IT'S NO SECRET YEAH. YEAH CHICKS DIG ME CAUSE I'M ATHLETIC YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT THOSE WHAT ARE THEY CALL THESE. IT'S CALLED CHALK, I GOT CHALKY SKIN. WHAT'S GOING ON MAN A LITTLE DRY UP HERE IN DENVER YOU KNOW. I GOT 3 OF EM, 3 OF EM AND WE WON. WITHOUT MY 3 POINTS GUESS WHAT. WE WOULD HAVE LOST BY 2. TIME FOR A LITTLE GOLF, RIGHT NICOLE THAT'S RIGHT WERE GONNA TEE OFF. COME WITH US SEE WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

SEE THIS IS THE FUN HOLE. IF YOU WERE UH HOPING TO SEE A BUNCH OF GOLF ON THIS UH SHOW. THEY HAVE CHANNELS DEDICATED JUST TO THAT. THIS IS SOME TIGHT RACING.

THIS IS THE 52ND YEAR OF THE TOURNAMENT AND IT'S JUST GETTING BIGGER AND BETTER AND IT'S UH A GREAT THING FOR SAN DIEGO AND A GREAT THING THE CITY LET'S US ALLOW TO HAVE OUT HERE. TELL THEM PLEASE THE RULES OF THE GAME. DRINK RULE NUMBER 1. OH WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAME SHE THOUGHT IT WAS VOLLEYBALL. DRINK AND SHOW YOUR TITS. ALRIGHT YOU GOT TO HAVE 3 ON 3. THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE ON THIS SIDE 3 PEOPLE ON THAT SIDE.

EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT, WHAT SHOULD SHE BE DOING HERE. SHE'S GOT TO CHOKE UP A LITTLE BIT AND HOLD IT CLOSER TO HER MOUTH. AND THEN IT'LL F# # # IN, SHE'LL GET A F# # # IN GREAT HIT.

THIS IS UH THIS IS A BIG SCORE RIGHT HERE, YEAH YOU'RE A SUPER

HERO BUDDY. NOW TELL US WERE WALKING ON THE COURSE AND I'M LOOKING RIGHT HERE AT THIS JUMP YOU GO OFF. WALK US THROUGH THAT GIVE US SOME OF THE STATS ON THAT JUMP . UH WELL WE HAVE PRETTY MUCH A 75 FOOT GAP GOING ABOUT 35 FEET HIGH IN THE AIR WITH REALLY NOT ROOM NOT MUCH ROOM FOR MISTAKES.

MICHAEL SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES THIS FEEL TO GET BEHIND THAT WHEEL AGAIN? IT'S BEEN FEELING GOOD IT'S BEEN REALLY FEELING GOOD AND IT'S REALLY COOL TO BE OUT THERE WITH MY KID. THAT'S AS I MEAN I'M A DAD THERE'S DAD'S OUT THERE THAT'S GOT TO BE JUST YOU CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THAT. YOU REALLY CAN'T YOU KNOW I WAS OUT THERE WITH MY DAD, I RACED AGAINST HIM AND NOW DOING IT WITH MY SON IT'S JUST UH SO COOL. HOW MANY CARS DO YOU HAVE IN THE FIELD WE HAVE 5. HOLY CRAP. YEAH I KNOW WE GOT A, GOT TO GET THEM A NUMBERS YOU KNOW. BUT THAT FINAL LAP IT'S ONE OF YOUR GUYS IN FRONT TELL ME WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? UM YOUR NUMBER 2. THE GUYS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. WELL. GOODBYE YEAH YOU IF HE DOESN'T MOVE OVER HE'S FIRED SO. BUT I WANT YOU TO WALK ME THROUGH IT THE GATE BUSTS OPEN AND THEN WHAT. UH ONLY WAY I CAN EXPLAIN IT IS COMPARING IT TO LIKE FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS IT'S, THE HIGHER THE HORSE GETS THE FUNNER IT IS.

YOU'RE THE WINNER. SO HOW'D YOU DO WHERE ARE WE SITTING RIGHT NOW? UM I'M JUST ADVANCING TO THE FINALS. HELLO. FINALS YEAH.

I CAN TELL YOU, YOU KNOW I CAME OVER HERE A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. AND ANNAPOLIS WAS THAT WENT AROUND THERE THREE DAYS AGO AND WAS LIKE A, IT FELT LIKE MIAMI BEACH WHERE I LIVE, EVERYONE WAS OUT THERE ON THE STREET AND THE SUPER COOL I REALLY LIKED IT.

NOTICE THE UM I NOTICED THE THEY GOT THERE A LITTLE BIG ON THE DOWN LOW THERE, HANG LOW.

IS THAT PART OF THE DEAL, AND I'LL ASK YOU IS THERE ANY DANGER OF GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD BY THAT GIANT UH NOOT SAC? UH OH GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT?

THIS IS WHAT WE KNOW, WE KNOW IT'S 6 MAN VOLLEYBALL. WE KNOW IT ATTRACTS THE BEST CROWD IN THE WORLD THIS IS AMAZING. WE KNOW THERE'S SOME ALCOHOL. THAT'S REALLY ALL WE KNOW WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT. SO WHAT'S YOUR UH THEME HERE. UH WERE SUMMER OF 72.

THAT'S FANTASTIC. WELL I'M A FRENCH MAID I UNFORTUNATELY LOST MY FEATHER DUSTER. WHAT IS THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS THERE. THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS RED BULL ALWAYS. MORNING DAY AND NIGHT. GATORADE, AND. RED BULL AND GATORADE RED BULL AND GATORADE. AND A LITTLE UM GREY GOOSE YOU KNOW YOU GOT THE GREY GOOSE IN THERE. UH EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT WE GET COLLEGE KIDS WE GET PEOPLE OF ALL AGES. WHO'S HERE FOR SOME TURTLE RACING.

(CROWD CHEERING)

TELL THEM WHERE YOUR FROM? I'M FROM SWEDEN. NOW DO YOU HAVE TURTLE RACING IN SWEDEN? NO WE DON'T, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN IN A TURTLE RACE ACTUALLY. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS, OF THE TURTLE RACES. IT'S SEXY. IT'S SEXY? IT'S SEXY. ARE YOU THE ONE IS THIS IS SHE THE ONE WE KEEP SEEING WITH THE KISSING? YEAH. IF EMMA WINS, THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF KISSING TONIGHT. YOU THROW ONE OF THOSE, ONE OF THOSE FEET UP HERE AND SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOUR WEARING? IT'S KIND OF, JUST A LITTLE PUMA RACE BOOT. TELL US THE WHAT KIND OF TRICKS DO YOU DO ON A LONG BOARD TO WIN A CONTEST LIKE THIS. UM, YOU JUST BASICALLY TRY AND STAY ON THE FRONT HALF FOR AS, AS LONG AS YOU CAN YO KNOW THAT SEEMS TO SCORE REALLY WELL AND UH. IT WAS REALLY DIFFICULT WITH THE CONDITIONS OUT THERE IT WASN'T EXACTLY UH THE BEST OF WAVES BUT IT'S OKAY. THIS IS YOUR SONS CAR RIGHT? YEAH THIS IS MICHAEL'S CAR. I SAW THESE GUYS KINDA JUMP TO IT A BIG THERE LIKE HEY THE BOSSES DAD IS COMING YOU SEE THAT? OH YEAH, YEAH RIGHT.

HOWS IT FEEL TO WIN? IT FEELS REALLY GOOD, IT JUST HASN'T HIT ME YET. I TELL YOU UH YOU KNOW HOW TO DRESS, EVERY TIME WE SEE YOU. I TELL YOU THESE ARE LIKE LEATHERS WHEN IT COMES TO MOTORCYCLE WRECK. I TELL YOU SKID DOWN THAT OLD SAND AND IT'LL EAT THE HYDE OFF YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE THESE ON. YOU GUYS DON'T GO ANYWHERE MORE ANNIVERSARY SHOW AFTER THE BREAK.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WE ARE CELEBRATING OUR 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. WE LOVE MOTORIZED STUFF HERE ON THE SHOW WE LOVE IT. SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK RIGHT NOW AT THE MOTORIZED STUFF WE'VE FEATURED OVER THE LAST 2 YEARS. SAY HELLO TO DRAG BOAT RACING.

HORSEPOWER, PROBABLY ABOUT 78OO. TOP SPEED? HOPEFULLY 240. DID YOU JUST SAY 7800. YES. 7 THOUSAND 800 HORSEPOWER THAT IS CORRECT.

WELL BASICALLY WHAT WERE DOING IS WE GOT CROTCH ROCKETS RIGHT HERE, THE FASTEST THING ON 2 WHEELS THE FASTEST BIKE, THINGS YOU CAN BUY AT THE STORE YOU KNOW, 0 TO 60 IN LIKE 2. SOMETHING SECONDS. 170 HORSEPOWER TOP, TOP SPEED OF 170 MILES AN HOUR WITH 120 HORSEPOWER IS WHAT I MEANT EITHER WAY THAT'S STILL FAST. YOU GOT CROTCH ROCKETS WERE DOING FREESTYLE ON EM. DOING ENDO'S ACROBATICS, BURNOUTS. OKAY NOW LOOKING AT YOUR BIKE. IT UH IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN THROUGH HELL. THAT'S A NEW PAINTJOB WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. OH LOOK AT THERE'S SOME MISSING STUFF HERE. YEAH I, I WRECK A LOT, WRECKING'S LEANING AND I'M WELL LEARNED. TELL THE TELL THEM ABOUT THIS BOAT. UH IT'S 44 FEET LONG FORMULA CRUISER. GOES ABOUT 80. WERE IN TEXAS AUSTIN TEXAS THAT IS DEVILS COVE. BELIEVE IT OR NOT WERE IN IT RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU CAN SEE WHY. THIS IS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AND THIS IS ONE OF THE SICKEST DAYTIME PARTIES YOU GUYS WILL EVER SEE.

IT GETS CRAZY, IT'S LIKE SPRING BREAK EVERY WEEKEND. UH WES IS ABOUT TO TELL US WHAT WERE GOING TO BE RIDING IN TODAY. AS THIS THING SITS IT'S 27 FEET LONG. LITTLE OVER 900 HORSEPOWER. GOING TO A DUAL DRIVE JET WHICH IS A PAIR OF JETS ON THE BACK HASN'T REALLY BEEN DONE IN BOATS YET.

I JUST THINK THIS DRIFTING, DO WE KNOW WHO THOUGHT THIS UP? WELL IT ACTUALLY CAME FROM JAPAN, SO IT LIKE THE GUYS WHO ORIGINATED LIKE MAYBE FROM GRIP DRIVING IN THE MOUNTAIN ROADS AND KIND OF DROVE AS FAST AS THEY COULD. AND IT SO HAPPENED THE CAR STARTED SLIDING. SO IT ACTUALLY STARTED PLAYING AROUND WITH LIKE YOU KNOW KEEPING THE CAR SIDEWAYS AND IT ACTUALLY BECAME AN ACTUAL DRIVING TECHNIQUE. YOU SEE THE FRONT OF THIS THING, IT'S LIKE 20 MILES OUT THERE. GIVE ME THE BOAT STATS. 42 FEET LONG, WEIGHS 91 HUNDRED POUNDS. WHAT IF I WANNA GO GET ONE OF THESE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY SHOULD I BRING WITH ME? ABOUT 300 GRAND. HE DID BUY THIS BOAT FOR ME. IF YOUR MOTORING AROUND ON A LAKE ON SOME LITTLE UH LIKE SEA DOO OR SOMETHING. UH TAKE A LOOK AT THE VIEW THIS GUY HAS, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO CUT IN FRONT OF HIM. THAT BIG OLD DOG IS HANGING OUT IN FRONT OF US. THIS IS YOUR BOAT RIGHT? YEAH THIS IS MY BOAT. DUDE. DO YOU EVER PINCH YOURSELF, THIS IS AMAZING. I MEAN THIS IS LAKE OF THE OZARK I MEAN, I MEAN LOOK AROUND IT'S F# # # # # G AWESOME OUT HERE. HOW MUCH WOULD THIS COST IF I WANTED TO GET A BOAT LIKE THAT? THIS IS A MILLION DOLLAR YACHT. OH I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING A BOAT LIKE THAT. ARE YOU PLEASED WITH HOW THIS IS GOING? YEAH I DIDN'T NOW WHAT TO EXPECT IT IS THE FIRST TIME WERE DOING THE MONSTER ENERGY FACTORY FREESTYLE HERE AT THE UH, BEAUTIFUL LAKE ELLSINORE UM DIAMOND STADIUM. A LOT OF FANS, 5 BAD ASS BANDS. AND 12 BAD ASS RIDERS.

ONLY MIKE METZGER DOES A SHOW LIKE THIS. SUPER SICK EVERYBODY WAS TOTALLY GOING OFF. AND NOBODY GOT HURT.

THIS GUY'S ABOUT TO DO A BURN OUT WITH THESE EXPENSIVE TIRES. WHAT'S UP.

YOU PRACTICE THIS UH YOU KNOW SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT'S ETCETERA. TRY TO.

STAY TUNED MY FRIENDS WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. MORE ANNIVERSARY SHOW AFTER THE BREAK.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW HOW YOU GUYS DOING WERE CELEBRATING OUR BIG 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. WERE GONNA LOOK AT CONVENTIONS RIGHT NOW. NOW JUST RELAX DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL I KNOW NORMALLY YOU THINK OF A CONVENTION YOU THINK LAME. BUT WE ARE CHANGING THAT. TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE CONVENTIONS THAT WE FOUND, STARTING WITH THE TATTOO CONVENTION. DUDE WALK US THROUGH SOME OF THIS WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR, YOUR FAVORITES? MY FAVORITE'S MY ARM. THIS IS FROM LIKE CHILDHOOD MAN. OH DUDE IT'S UH, WHAT IS IT. WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE. WHAT'S IT WHAT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT SPOT TO GET A TATTOO? JUST HURTS LIKE. YEAH RIGHT THERE AND RIGHT THERE ID BE A LITTLE NERVOUS GETTING CLOSE TO THE NIPPLE WITH KIND OF THE. IT WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS. MY NIPPLE SWELLED UP LIKE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER DOLLAR THOUGH.

AND UH DESCRIBE FOR EVERYONE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW. IT HURTS. THE NIGHTCLUB AND BAR CONVENTION, THAT'S RIGHT AN ENTIRE CONVENTION DEDICATED TO NIGHTCLUBS AND BARS.

PUSH UP AGAINST THE VOLUME CONTROL VALVE. OH THAT'S AWESOME. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HELP HER.

YEAH SOMEONE'S DONE THAT BEFORE. WE SEEING THE SKILLS HERE. READY. MAD SKILLS. ONCE AGAIN I LOST CONTROL OF THE SHOW COMPLETELY. EROTICA LA. IT'S GOING ON RIGHT OVER HERE. AND I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A WHILE SOMETIMES YOU CAN TELL JUST BY THE NAME OF THINGS. WITHER IT'S PURE GOLD, THAT INSIDE THAT BUILDING, SHOULD BE GOLD.

I'M SUCKING ON IT. RIGHT LIKE A LOLLY POP. IT'S INNOCENT ISN'T IT. IT'S NOTHING IT'S. LIKE A LOLLY POP, THAT'S ALL. WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST MY FRIENDS. LET ME EXPLAIN. WE LEARNED A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE ON THE SHOW. IF THERE'S A COSTUME INVOLVED WITH AN EVENT. THE EVENT IS PURE GOLD. NOW I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND TALK ABOUT IT I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT TAKE A LOOK.

WE ARE IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR.

THE NATIVES OF UH WEST PAPUA NEW GUINEA WEAR WHAT'S CALLED A THALOCRIPT OR COTECCA OR PENIS SHEATH GOURD, AS A MEANS OF CULTURAL AND MALE ENHANCEMENT. WERE AT THE EXOTIC EROTIC BALL.

WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS HERE BUDDY? I'M DOCTOR VIAGRA.

I DON'T KNOW I'M VERY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW I TELL YOU. YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB.

TELL US ABOUT THIS DO DA PARADE CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M LOOKING AT. WELL I THINK WE CAN PROBABLY RENAME THIS PARADE FOR THE HELL OF IT PARADE. YEAH

WERE AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION IT IS A LINGERIE PARTY, SHOW THEM THE LINGERIE. VERY SHEER.

SO HERE WE GO, WERE JUST GONNA LET IT GO A LITTLE BIT HERE. WERE CROSSING THE LINE I THINK.

THIS IS FOR ART ONLY. WERE AT THE GASPARILLA PARADE IS WHY WERE THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS. I GOTTA THANK YOU GUYS CAUSE IT'S ONE THING TO COME TO THE GASPARILLA THING AND DO THE PARADE. BUT TO BE ON THE FLOOR THIS IS PRETTY COOL. WHAT IS THIS CRAZY CANAL THAT WE ARRIVED ON. THIS IS THE HILLSBOROUGH RIVER. OH WE CAME IN ON THAT WITH THE PIRATE SHIP THAT WAS NUTS. OH YEAH THE PIRATE SHIP PICKS THE PIRATES UP OVER AT THE TAMPA UH YACHT CLUB. AND THEN THEY COME OVER HERE THEY DISBARK AND THEY TAKE A BUS OVER TO THE BEGINNING OF THE PARADE. WHAT UP.

WE ARE IN LAS VEGAS NEVADA FOR THE PIMP AND HO BALL. LAS VEGAS BABY.

WHEN I THINK NOW IT'S AN OFFICIAL PIMP AND HOE PARTY YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY AMAZING CAN I GET A LITTLE CLIP. IT'S WORK IS THERE LIKE A COMPETITION FOR THE BEST COSTUME. NO WELL YOU KNOW WHAT IF THERE WERE YOU GUYS WOULD WIN RIGHT HERE. THANKS. WERE ACTUALLY HERE FOR THE AIR SUPPLY CONCERT.

WERE AT A LITTLE EVENT CALLED LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE. A MAGICAL FORREST ADVENTURE. WHAT ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THAT, WELL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS EVENT IS.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS EVENT? WELL, I GUESS A FESTIVAL WOULD BE THE EASIEST WORD TO DESCRIBE IT RIGHT.

CARNAVAL.

YOU HAVE THE BEST COSTUME. WERE KEEPING AUSTIN WEIRD AS S# # # . YOUR COSTUME IS JUST LIKE MINE. BUT LOOK AT THEIRS. YOU KNOW WERE JUST KIND OF GOOFY AND FUN THAT'S CRAZY. LOOK THIS IS DIRTY SANCHEZ AND SAL. I'VE NEVER SEEN A T-SHIRT LIKE THAT. CLOWN HAD A BAD NIGHT LAST NIGHT.

THAT'S A SCARY CLOWN. THAT'S NOT A PROP THAT'S REALLY HIS BALLS. THAT'S FANTASTIC THE JIMMY BUFFET CONCERT GOING ON OVER THERE SOMEWHERE LATER TONIGHT. WERE NOT GONNA SHOW YOU THAT, WERE GONNA SHOW YOU THIS. DRUNK PEOPLE WALL TO WALL PARROT HEADS.

CHEESE BURGERS IN PARADISE.

SEE YOU LIFT UP THE SKIRT.

I TAKE IT YOU DON'T WANNA LITTLE SIP. I DON'T THINK SO. THIS IS BUDDY BEAR. OH GOTCHA WHAT IS THAT THOUGH. OH IT'S FROM A SONG GOD'S OWN DRUNK. WHEN JIMMY GETS ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BROTHERS STILL. BUT HE GETS SO HAMMERED THAT A BEAR COMES DOWN AND HE HAS A PARTY WITH THE BEAR.

LET'S GO TALK TO SOME PEOPLE. BEFORE I GET BEAT. HAPPY HALLOWEEN .

THIS EPISODE WERE TALKING ABOUT UH HALLOWEEN AND HOLLYWOOD. YEAH WHAT'S YOUR COSTUME. UH JUST. YOUR ART MANN. HALLOWEEN. NO I THINK HEY I THINK TIGGER YOU GOT THAT COSTUME WRONG THAT'S THE TAIL BUDDY. MY BAD. TIN MAN.

LET'S SHARE WITH THE WORLD WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SPEND HALLOWEEN HERE. IT'S F# # # ING AWESOME. I LOVE YOU, WERE FROM ORANGE COUNTY. THOSE ARE SOME ENTERTAINERS THEY KNOW HOW JUST TO STRIKE FAST THERE OUT RIGHT ELVIS.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GLOVES JUST KEEP IT ON. JUST STICK THOSE LEGS UP, STICK THOSE LEGS UP JUST. HEY KEITH. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

THAT'S IT IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT WE MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER ANNIVERSARY SHOW COMING UP IN THE FUTURE. HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS. WANNA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, WITHOUT YOU GUYS WATCHING WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS SILLY SHOW. AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU SINCE WERE KINDA TOURING HOLLYWOOD TONIGHT I WANNA SHOW YOU HOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO END A NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD, RIGHT HERE. SHOW THEM THAT SIGN. ROSCOE'S, AND LET ME SHOW YOU EXHIBIT A RIGHT HERE. HELLO. OH MAN, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ON ANY DIET PLAN ALRIGHT. I'M NOT GONNA SAY, IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE YOU SEXY RIGHT. BUT WHAT'S IT GONNA DO IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY. OH, SEE YOU NEXT TIME, NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME I'LL BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SWELLED UP. HEY YOU GUYS WE HAVE A COUPLE SECONDS HERE FOR CREDITS. WANNA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE BIG ANNIVERSARY SHOW. GO TO ARTMANN.COM AS ALWAYS FOR INTERESTING UH INFORMATION ABOUT THE SHOW. I WANNA SHOW YOU ABOUT A GAME WE INVENTED, WE PLAY A LOT WHEN WERE WORKING HERE LATE AT NIGHT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WOMAN UP HERE. THE GAME IS CALLED, IS IT THE SHOES OR THE BOOZE. HERE'S OUR DEAL. YEAH WHAT'S UP. I INVENTED A GAME, HERE ON THE SHOW. WHAT KIND OF GAME ARE WE ON. IT'S CALLED, IS IT THE SHOES OR THE BOOZE. BOTH.

NOW IT'S BOTH.