Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 222 - TV14

Episode Title: Wild Dune Madness

Description: This week it's the Glamis Sand Dunes on a holiday weekend for some trucks, quads, motorcycles, drunk people, and drag racing.

Transcript:

YOU THINK WHEN SOMEONE CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE WHEEL THEY KNEW IT WOULD COME TO ALL THIS? HELL NO.

HOLY CRAP! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EASY DUDE, THERE IS GOING TO BE STUFF EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK YEAH, YEAH THE USUAL STUFF, JUST LET THE PARTY FIND US. UH, NOT GLEN MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND THE PARTY

ART'S THEME MUSIC

WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS. I'M VERY EXCITED, I LOVE THIS KIND OF STUFF BEHIND ME GLAMIS SAND DUNES THEY GO ON FOREVER, WE'LL LEARN MORE ABOUT THESE AS THE SHOW GOES ON THIS PLACE HAS A NICKNAME, IT'S THE PLACE WHERE ART MAN GOT KILLED NO WAIT THAT'S GOING TO BE THE NICKNAME VERY SOON. RIGHT NOW IT'S THE SAND TOY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

YEAH SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO TRAVEL AROUND THIS PLACE, SEE WHAT GOES ON HERE ON A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOOZE. C'MON LET'S GO MEET SOME PEOPLE AND ENJOY SOME SAND TOYS.

SO FIRST STOP WAS THE GLAMIS BEACH STORE. WE WENT IN THERE AND GOT SOME RECON. THEY TOLD US AROUND THIS TIME OF DAY EVEN THOUGH IT'S STILL MORNING, IF WE HEAD OUT TO A PLACE CALLED OLDS HILL, WHICH IS 2 MILES OFF ROAD IN THE SAND WHERE I BELIEVE THE CRAZY PEOPLE ARE. SO C'MON LET'S GO OUT TO OLDS HILL.

TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS AREA WHERE WE'RE AT RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW WE'RE AT OLDSMOBILE HILL COMPETITION HILL AND PEOP0LE ARE JUST GETTING CRAZY OUT HERE DOING RACING A BUNCH OF HOT CHICKS OUT HERE

I'M JUST WALKING AROUND HER SMILING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF ALL THIS. IF YOU LOOK, THERE IS JUST MOVEMENT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ON A MOTORIZED DEVICE.

SEE I LOVED MOTORIZED STUFF SO I'M LOVING THIS, I LIKE THE SMELL OF IT. RIGHT. I LIKE HAVING TO YELL TO YOU BECAUSE IT'S EVERYWHERE BUT WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS GIANT HILL JUST SCREAMING BACK AND FORTH UP THE HILL IT'S THERE. WE HAVE TO CLIMB IT REAL FAST, THAT'S ALL IT IS MAN. HOW COME YOUR ALL MELLOW BECAUSE ME IN THIS ENVIRONMENT, I'M LIKE THIS, I DON'T WANT TO GET RUN OVER YEAH WELL WE COME EVERY YEAR WE'RE OUT HERE. EVERY THANKSGIVING, EVERY NEW YEARS EVERY HALLOWEEN. I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A BIG BABY, BUT ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS? VERY DANGEROUS, YOU'LL GET KILLED BUT YOU ONLY DIE ONCE. HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE OUT HERE RIGHT NOW?

25,000, 30,000 EASY TALK TO US, TELL US ABOUT THIS MACHINE RIGHT HERE. IT'S AN 04 YMZ 450 IT WAS ALL BUILT UP BY A FRIEND OF MINE, JOHN BERG FROM THE PRO SHOP GIMME A TOTAL BANK ON THIS UH, MY WIFE'S GONNA LISTEN TO IT AND I'M GONNA BE DIVORCED WHEN I GET HOME SHE'S ALREADY WATCHING WHY ARE YOU SUCH A GREAT WIFE, YOU LET YOUR MAN SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON A TOY I TOLERATE HIS SPENDING, HE TOLERATES MINE. THIS IS A CELEBRATION OF GASOLINE DEFINITELY WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS, GIMME A WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE ON THIS EVENT RIGHT HERE. IT'S A LOT OF TROUBLE, AT NIGHT A LOT OF NAKED WOMEN THAT'S WHY I STAY HOME IN THE TRAILER

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE IN THIS SAME BOAT IN A COUPLE MINUTES I'M SURE. WHAT DO YOU DO ONCE YOU GET STUCK OUT HERE? I GOTTA BUDDY UP HERE THAT IS GOING TO PULL ME OUT

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? JUST TOO MUCH GAS? IT'S TOO MANY PEOPLE STOPPING. IF YOU HAVE MOMENTUM YOU KNOW YOU KEEP GOING BUT ONCE SOMEONE STOPS, ALL THESE QUADS WILL STOP IN FRONT YOU, YOU JUST PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO GOTTA BURY IT. YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE IF YOUR GOING TO BE STUCK SOMEWHERE, AT LEAST YOU HAVE PLENTY TO LOOK AT. THERE YOU GO.

TO HELP YOU GUYS TRULY UNDERSTAND WHAT OLDS HILL IS ALL ABOUT I THOUGHT MAYBE HAVING ADAM DO A 360 WOULD REALLY JUST KIND OF HELP YOU GET THE FEEL OF THIS. SO ADAMS LET'S WALK THEM AROUND A LITTLE LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO MUCH IN THE SHOT YOU GO SOLO THERE IT IS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE MAYHEM GOES ON FOREVER IT'S ENDLESS

HOLD ON, HOLD ON WE GOT POLE DANCING RIGHT OVER HERE. LET'S DO THIS

WE'VE SEEN A LOT OF CRAZY THINGS ON OUR SHOW BUT WE'VE NEVER SEEN A GOLF CART WITH A STRIPPER POLE. YEAH YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW WE ROLL HERE. WE GOTTA COME BIG. EVERY TIME WE COME WE GO A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. WE STARTED OFF WITH A LITTLE CART, GOT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER, A LITTLE BIT BIGGER AND PUT A BIG STEREO IN IT. THEN WE TRIED TO ALWAYS TOP IT SO THIS TIME WE DECIDED HEY WHAT BETTER THAN A STRIPPER POLE. I THINK THE CROWD WAS LIKING IT.

ARE YOU DOING THE DRAGS, THE SAND DRAGS IN A LITTLE BIT IN THIS THING? HEY I BRING THE GIRLS MAN, THAT'S UP TO THE OTHER GUYS TO BRING THE FAST CARS.

YOU GOTTA BRING THIS GIRL DOWN BECAUSE THE GUYS THEY WANT TO DO ALL THE COOL STUFF WITH THE CARS AND STUFF SO THE GIRLS IN THE BACKGROUND, SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING COOL SO SHE SPENT ALL WEEK DOING SOMETHING TO LIKE A GIRLY THING YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA MATCH THE CART IT'S SORT OF A THANKSGIVING THEME TOTALLY THANKSGIVING THEME, I MEAN WHAT ELSE DO YOU WEAR ON THANKSGIVING, FUR. I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE LIKING THIS AS MUCH AS I AM ONE OF THE REASONS I LIKE AN EVENT LIKE THIS IS ON THIS SHOW I LIKE TO SHOW YOU GUYS THINGS I THINK YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE FOUND ON YOUR OWN OR HAVE EVER SEEN. I THINK THIS QUALIFIES BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MOTORIZED DEVICE AND YOUR NOT INTO THIS WHOLE SCENE YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS EXISTED THEN. THIS IS SICK RIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

WHAT I WAS TELLING THEM IS THIS IS COOL BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WATCHING AROUND THE COUNTRY THAT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS EXISTED. CRAZY STUFF, CRAZY STUFF. THESE BIKES ARE JUST INSANE, HAVING A GOOD TIME. TELL THEM WHAT THIS IS LIKE TO COME HERE HAVE FUN WITH THESE PEOPLE. IT'S HOT. IT'S BAD ASS. IT'S LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE YOU FEEL LIKE A ROCK STAR. BEING IN THAT WORLD HOW DO YOU LEARN ABOUT GLAMIS. WHEN DOES IT BECOME CLEAR TO YOU THAT YOU NEED TO COME HERE. WHEN YOU WATCH SOMETHING THAT PRESENTS IT. I MEAN ANYTHING YOU SEE IS JUST GLAMIS IT'S CRAZY, YOU JUST LOVE IT. JUST LOVE IT. WHEN YOU SEE THE BAJA 500 YOU JUST WANT TO GET OUT HERE AND YOU WANT TO BE ON SOMETHING A MOTORCYCLE, A DIRT BIKE, IN A CAR, WHATEVER YOU CAN EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A HOT GIRL WEARING FUR IN FRONT OF ME, I STILL HAVE TO ASK THE QUESTION HERE, THE GUY QUESTION, HOW THE HELL DOES THIS THING GO UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT? IT'S GOT DIESEL AIR BAGS ON IT. IT'S ALL OPERATED ON REMOTE CONTROLS AND EVERYTHING YOU CAN GO UP, DOWN, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT. ENOUGH TECH TALK, LET'S SHOW OFF THIS TATTOO. NICE. SOME LADIES OUT HERE? WHAT'S THE DEAL ON THAT? OH THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES OUT HERE. A LOT OF HOT ONES AT THAT. WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW OKAY? AND WE LIKE TO GIVE PEOPLE A LIST SO THAT IF THEY WANT TO DO THIS EVENT THEMSELVES THEY KNOW WHAT TO BRING. CAN YOU GIVE THEM A LIST OF SOME OF THE ESSENTIALS. A LOT OF BEER. A LOT OF FOOD, AND A LOT OF GAS TO BURN IN YOUR MOTORCYCLE PRETTY MUCH. I DON'T THINK, I'M AN HONEST GUY, I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE THIS SAND. THIS IS CRAZY. YEAH IT'S PRETTY CRAZY, YOU GET THE BIG PADDLE GOING RIGHT? THE TWO WHEELERS ARE A LITTLE DIFFICULT OUT HERE BUT YOU'VE GOTTA YOU JUST GOTTA GO BALLS OUT. ONCE YOU HIT THE SAND YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO ANYTHING ELSE. NOTHING LIKE RIDING THE SIDE OF THAT DUNE AND JUST HAULING ASS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE ALSO BROUGHT THE HOT GIRL. OF COURSE YOU GOTTA BRING YOU LADY WITH YOU TOO YOU KNOW CAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF DUDES OUT HERE SO YOU'VE ALWAYS GOTTA BRING YOU LADY WITH YOU. GIVE US THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE OF THIS WHOLE THING. I CAN'T BLOCK THE SUN FOR YOU CAUSE YOU LOOK NICER IN THE SUN. (LAUGHS) IT'S WILD. TELL THEM ABOUT OLDS HILL. OLDSMOBILE IS CRAZY. THERE IS ALL KINDS OF DRUNK CHICKS OUT HERE AND THEY SHOW THEIR BOOBS NICE. YES. THERE IS A LOT OF LOOKING AROUND, HALF OF IT IS JUST PROTECT YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. WHAT'S UP?

(LAUGHS) THAT'S A MACHINE RIGHT THERE. WHAT'S UP DUDE? (LAUGHS) SO YOUR LOOKING AROUND LIKE CRAZY TO PROTECT YOUR LIFE BUT ALSO THERE IS JUST SO MUCH TO LOOK AT IT'S ABSOLUTELY NUTS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. I PROMISE YOU GUYS THIS, WHEN WE COME BACK, THERE WILL BE MORE TO LOOK AT

WE ARE STILL HERE IN GLAMIS. WHO'S IN CHARGE OVER HERE.

THAT'S PROMOTION RIGHT THERE. WHO'S COMPANY IS THAT? MINE. IS THAT YOU? WHAT'S THE STORY HERE. TELL ME WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT. WELL THIS RIGHT HERE IS A NEW COMPANY I'M STARTING OUT WILD RACING. ARE YOU RACING UP THAT HILL? YOU DO THAT? YUP THAT'S A LITTLE CRAZY ISN'T IT? NO. I'M GOING TO TRY THE WALL, IT'S CRAZIER THERE. WE'RE REACHING A LOT OF PEOPLE RIGHT HERE THAT AREN'T INTO THIS, YOU KNOW THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE MACHINES IN THEIR GARAGE LIKE THIS. TELL THEM ABOUT AN EVENT LIKE THIS. IT'S CRAZY. YOU HAVE TO GET OUT HERE. SERIOUSLY THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON, CAN'T KEEP UP. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE ME WATCHING, THAT AREN'T VERY BRAVE, EXPLAIN TO ME THAT FEELING OF JUST GASSING IT AND GOING UP THAT HILL YOU JUST WANT TO GET UP IT AS FAST AS YOU CAN WITHOUT STALLING. I AGREE WITH THAT, THAT IT IS REALLY HARD TO SHOW THEM IN A T.V. SHOW THEY GOTTA JUST BE HERE AND BE ABLE TO LOOK AROUND 360 DEGREES CAUSE IT'S CRAZY RIGHT? (YELLING) DO YOU HAVE ANY FEAR? NO. WHEN YOU GET OVER AFRAID OF DYING YOUR GOOD. YOUR CRAZY. WE GOTTA TICKET ON THE WAY IN. I WAS SCARED TO DEATH WHAT ARE YOU? I WEAR THIS MOTORCYCLE STUFF SO THAT I MAYBE GET SOME STREET CRED YOU KNOW

TELL US ABOUT THIS THING MAN IT'S BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THAT. NICE SUN, BUNCH OF GIRLS RACING UP AND DOWN THE HILL. WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE THE HOTTEST QUAD RIDER WE SAW TODAY. WELL THANK YOU THE AWARD GOES TO YOU. WE HAVE A SHOW CALLED DAN RATHER REPORTS ON THE NETWORK RIGHT AND SOMETIMES THERE IS A LITTLE PRESSURE ON ME TO BRING SOME CONTENT TO THE TABLE. DO YOU KNOW SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT GLAMIS FOR US SO WE CAN HAVE SOME CONTENT? NOT MUCH. ME NEITHER. WE'RE SCREWED. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE, YOU MIGHT RIDE LIKE A GUY BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL. THANK YOU. I DO IT THE OPPOSITE WAY TELL THEM THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE SEEN. I SEEN A BOAT WITH A, A 4 WHEEL DRIVE BOAT OUT HERE WITH A MOTOR DRIVING AROUND UP AND DOWN THE DUNES. HOW YOU GUYS DOING? WE'RE DOING GOOD. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? DO YOU HAVE A MOTORIZED DEVICE? FOR WHAT? OH EVERYONE HERE SEEMS TO HAVE SOME KIND OF CRAZY MACHINE. ACTUALLY WE CAME IN OUR SILVERADO AND WE LET OUR QUADS AT HOME. IT GETS A LITTLE TOO CRAZY BUT WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME OUT HERE. IT IS THAT'S THE KEY WORD I THINK IS CRAZY. CRAZY YOU THINK WHEN SOMEONE CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE WHEEL, THEY KNEW IT WOULD COME TO ALL THIS? HELL NO. EVERYONE THAT IS CRAZY IS ON SOMETHING WITH A MOTOR OR IN SOMETHING WITH A MOTOR THAT'S RIGHT IF YOUR NOT ON SOMETHING YOUR NOT HERE AT GLAMIS. HERE IS WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU. WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW I LIKE TO BRING SOMETHING TO THE TABLE. WE COME UP WITH THESE LITTLE LISTS OF THINGS PEOPLE NEED TO BRING. RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO TELL THEM A LIST OF THINGS TO BRING TO GLAMIS. A LIST OF THINGS TO BRING TO GLAMIS IS YOUR ICE CHEST, YOUR CHAIRS, YOUR BOOZE, YOUR WATER BOTTLES AND A TRASH BAG TO CLEAN UP WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO.

NO MENTION IN THERE OF ANYTHING MOTORIZED. OH OF COURSE IF YOU HAVE A 4X4, SAND RAIL, DUNE BUGGY, A DIRT BIKE, EVEN IF YOU HAVE A 4X4 VEHICLE THAT'S ALWAYS BEST. THAT'S WHAT WERE IN HOW ABOUT GOGGLES, CAN I ADD GOGGLES TO YOUR LIST OH OF COURSE GOGGLES CAUSE IT GETS SANDY OH YEAH TELL THEM ABOUT THIS PLACE, GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION. THIS PLACE IS FUN. YOU HAVE TO BRING OUT YOUR FAMILY. IT'S A GOOD PLACE FOR PEOPLE THAT INTERACT. IT'S A GOOD PLACE THAT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER AND IF YOU WANT TO GET A LITTLE CRAZY AND DRINK A LITTLE BEER, IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO BRING PEOPLE. YOU LIKE GUYS THAT ARE A LITTLE CRAZY DON'T YOU? EXACTLY. ARE YOU CRAZY?

YOU WANNA SEE THE BIG DOG? THAT'S THE BIG DOG. THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU BRING TO THE DESERT WHAT UP DAWG? (CHEERS)

OH MY GOD HOLY CRAP DUDE! DID YOU SEE THAT? OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS MOTORIZED STUFF. WHOO THAT WAS AWESOME. WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE? THAT'S INCREDIBLE IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S EVER GOING TO END. HOLY, AS A PASSENGER WHAT DO YOU THINK? I JUST S# IT MY PANTS. (LAUGHS) YOU GOT SOME FRIGGIN AIR. WAS THAT CRAZY OR WHAT? THAT WAS SICK. WOW. BRAND NEW CAR MAN. GIMME THE STATS ON THIS REAL QUICK. UH ALL STAR CHASSIS 2007, LS 2 SEQUENTIAL S4 TRANSMISSION, PRETTY MUCH THAT'S IT. SUMS IT UP. I WANT TO KNOW THIS. WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT DO WE? ABOUT 90,000 SITTING HERE. OH MY GOD

WE'RE THINKING OF HEADING TO THOSE SAND DRAGS, TELL THEM ABOUT WHAT THE SAND DRAGS ARE ALL ABOUT OH TITTIES AND ASS BABY. CAN I SAY THAT? YOU JUST DID.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SICK. LOOK AT US, LOOK WHERE WE ARE. IT'S THE SAND DRAGS.

MIDDLE OF THE DESERT PEOPLE JUST LINED UP IN A BEAUTIFUL LINE IT'S A QUARTER MILE OF NO RULE HAPPEN FOOT TO THE FLOOR SAND FLYING MAYHEM. SO CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET THIS CRAP ON THE OTHER NETWORKS. YEAH AND IF I CAN JUST CALL OUT MY FRIEND MR. RATHER, DAN RATHER DOESN'T HAVE THIS, SORRY DAN. ART MANN PRESENTS HAS THIS KIND OF REDNECK BEHAVIOR LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT, I'M GOING TO LEAVE THE FRAME.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SICK. ADAM SHOW THEM. PEOPLE ARE LINED UP HERE FOR A QUARTER MILE FOR THIS VERY LOOSE, VERY IMPROMPTU FORM OF DRAG RACING.

YOU KNOW NORMALLY YOU GO TO A RACE OR SOMETHING THERE IS A GIANT RETAINING WALL MUCH CARE HAS BEEN TAKEN TO MAKE SURE THAT THE CROWD IS SAFE THERE IS NONE OF THAT HERE. IF THERE IS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM THEY'RE TAKING ABOUT 50-60 CAR LOADS OF PEOPLE WITH EM. AND WE LIKE THAT, US, WHEN A NECK IS RED, WE LIKE THE DANGER.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I'M LOOKING AT HERE. IT'S LIKE A QUARTER MILE THIS IS JUST A WIDE OPEN TRACK, IT'S JUST THE SAND DRAGS ABOUT EVERY AFTERNOON AT 4 O'CLOCK EVERYBODY SHOWS UP HERE TO SHOW OFF WHAT THEY GOT AND YOU KNOW EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE WE GET TO COME OUT HERE AND JUMP THE CAR LONG AND HARD AND EVERYBODY SEEMS TO LIKE IT. IT'S FUN TO WATCH.

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME OUT. I'M VERY CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT HERE. IT'S A F# # KING PARTY. CAN I NOT THROW THE F BOMB IN THERE OH YOU JUST THREW ONE OUT THERE. SORRY. I DON'T KNOW PEOPLE ARE GOING BUCK WILD. YEAH IT'S CRAZY IT'S LIKE SAND DRAGS, DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS I'M NOT TAKING MY TRUCK OVER THERE. I ALREADY MESSED MY TRUCK UP. WHERE'S YOUR TRUCK? THAT ONE'S MINE. TAKE IT OUT THERE IT SAYS BAD ASS ON THE BACK. I KNOW I TOOK IT OUT ALREADY I ALREADY WRECKED IT BUT I HAVE NO MORE BUMPER IN THE FRONT. TELL ME ABOUT THIS. TELL ME ABOUT WHAT I'M SEEING CAUSE IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND. YOUR WATCHING EVERYTHING MAN FROM ANY F# # KING P.A. ALL THAT RIGHT HERE ALL THE TIME. YOU THINK GUYS LIKE THAT, A CHICK THE DRIVES A HOT TRUCK. YOU HAVE NO IDEA (LAUGHS) PIMPING IT OUT HERE. NOW ARE YOU IS IT MORE ABOUT THE PARTY OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY WATCHING THE SAND DRAGS. UM A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. IT'S THE PARTY IS HERE AND YOU HAVE YOUR ENTERTAINMENT TOO WE'VE DONE THINGS ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE WE'VE DONE UH SPRING BREAK IN DAYTONA FOR EXAMPLE PEOPLE DRIVING ON THE BEACH AND EVERYTHING RIGHT. I COMPARE THIS TO THAT BECAUSE IT'S JUST MAYHEM. THERE ARE PEOPLE DRIVING EVERYWHERE I'M SURPRISED NO ONE HAS GOTTEN KILLED YET. I'M SURE THEY HAVE. THAT'S INEVITABLE HUH? YEAH YOU CAN'T HELP THAT PEOPLE ARE SO DRUNK OUT OF THEIR MINDS AND STUFF OUT HERE. NO RULES RIGHT ANYONE CAN RUN OUT THERE. YEAH ANYBODY CAN GO OUT THERE WITH ANY CREATION YOU HAVE YOU CAN COME OUT HERE AND RIDE IT, RACE IT WITH ANYTHING YOU WANT WHAT IS YOUR VEHICLE OF CHOICE OUT HERE? THE SAND RAILS LIKE THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. BUT WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DRIVING IN ALL DAY. I GOTTA A QUAD RIGHT HERE. NICE. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU DONE THIS? THIS IS LIKE MY 4TH YEAR OUT HERE. TELL ME THE CRAZIEST DEAL YOU'VE SEEN OUT HERE. UM I SAW ON OLDS HILL, SOME GIRL FELL OUT OF THE BACK OF A TRUCK AND GOT RAN OVER AND GOT HER LEGS RIPPED OFF. I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING MAYBE LIKE LIKE SEX I KNOW! THAT'S (LAUGHS) THE SEX YEAH THAT HAPPENS TOO OKAY SEX DOES HAPPEN. I SAW SOME UH GUY NAILING A CHICK IN THE SAND LOT YESTERDAY SO, NICE. THAT'S THE SEXUAL PART OF IT. HEY TELL THEM NOT TO TUNE AWAY RIGHT NOW. WHAT? THE VIEWERS OUT THERE WE GOTTA TAKE A BREAK, TELL THEM NOT TO GO ANYWHERE. DON'T GO ANYWHERE (LAUGHS) MORE FROM GLAMIS

WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY THE WILD DUNE MADNESS CONTINUES IN CASE YOU JUST JOINED US WANTED TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE RECAP FIRST OF ALL IF YOUR OUT SHOPPING FOR A HELMET I RECOMMEND THIS LITTLE NUMBER. AND YOU ALSO MISSED THIS SICK JUMP IN A 90,000 DOLLAR BUGGY. ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ACTION, LET'S DO THIS. TELL ME ABOUT THIS MACHINE RIGHT HERE. JUST ME AND MY BUDDY. MY VOICE IS HOARSE. THERE IS MY BUDDY RIGHT THERE WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME MAN.

THIS THING GETS A LITTLE BIT OF ATTENTION. OH YEAH IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME YOU KNOW LOOK AT YOU THE PIMP IN THE BACK WITH THE HOT GIRL I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT MAN BUT WE LIKE CADILLAC SO WE LIKE TO MAKE CADILLAC'S DO A GOOD THING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SO THERE IT IS. AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM TAKING THIS THING OUT THERE AND JUST HAMMERING IT HELL NO. I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME. I BROUGHT IT ON A TRAILER SO AS LONG AS I GET IT BACK ON THE TRAILER I'M GOOD.

WHAT'S UP MAN? NOT MUCH. HANGING OUT AT GLAMIS HAVING FUN. THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME BEING EXPOSED TO ALL THIS REALLY? YEAH TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY MISSED OUT ON THIS YEAR. WHAT THEY MISSED OUT ON? LOTS OF WILD, INSANE DRIVING, INSANE TRUCKS INSANE RAILS, JUST A LOT OF INSANITY YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GETTING ADDICTED, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE DRAGS THIS LONG I'M LOCAL. I LIKE TO KNOW WHEN PEOPLE FIRST LEARN ABOUT AN EVENT LIKE THIS, WHEN WERE YOU EXPOSED TO THIS MAYHEM OUT HERE. ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD. BEEN HERE EVERY YEAR EVER SINCE. IT'S IN THE BLOOD. AND THIS IS THE TIME, WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW, SO WE LIKE TO TELL THEM WHAT'S UP IF THEY ARE GOING TO COME HERE, IT'S THANKSGIVING WEEKEND. THANKSGIVING WEEKEND I LIKE THAT SMELL IN THE AIR. HIGH OCTANE FUEL BURNING. LOOK AT THAT BIG GUY.

S# IT! I NOTICE THERE IS NO FENCE HERE. AT A LOT OF SPORTING EVENTS THERE IS A FENCE OF SOME KIND USUALLY. USUALLY, WE TEND TO PUSH THE LIMITS THOUGH. WE LIKE THE EDGE AND LIKE TO JUMP OFF. I'VE SEEN PEOPLE GET TAKEN OUT. MORE CRAZY PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE RIGHT NOW. WE'RE LOOKING FOR DRUNK PEOPLE. OH I'M NOT DRUNK. WHERE CAN WE FIND EM. LOOK ALL AROUND. (LAUGHS) WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS ALL DAY. ALL RIGHT. WE'VE BEEN RIGHT HERE. THERE IT IS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? THAT'S A POS. GOT THE KEG FOR THE GAS TANK. AWESOME THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WATCHING AROUND THE COUNTRY. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SPORT. THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. THEY'RE MISSING A LOT TELL THEM, HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS? HOW DO YOU START OUT? JUST COME OUT HERE. GRAB YOUR TRUCK, GRAB WHATEVER YOU CAN. THEY'LL BE KILLED OUT HERE. NAH, NAH. PARK IN THE BACK. (LAUGHS) TELL THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHAT THEY MISSED OUT ON THIS YEAR THANKSGIVING WEEKEND AT GLAMIS. WELL YOU MISSED OUT ON SOME BEER, SOME GIRLS, AND SOME FAST RAILS. RIDING DIRTY. WHAT IS THAT, WHAT HAPPENED THERE? BROKE BOTH BONES IN HALF OUT HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN DID YOU DO THAT? ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO AND YOU SAID YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S THANKSGIVING WEEKEND F# # K YEAH WE'RE OUT HERE HAVING A GOOD TIME. MAKE US A LIST OF WHAT WE NEED TO BRING TO GLAMIS. GO. WHO'S DOING IT? GOGGLES, BEER, HEAD SOCK, BABY WIPES (SCREAMS) EVERYONE TOLD US THIS PLACE IS CRAZY NOW WE'VE FOUND THE DAMN HOT TUB DAMN RIGHT! THAT'S THE TRUTH IT IS CRAZY. I'M NOT HARASSING YOU GUYS BUT WHERE ARE THE GIRLS AT? I DON'T KNOW THEY'RE COMING. WE'RE GETTING THEM RIGHT NOW. (INDISCERNIBLE) GET THE FINE PRINT DUDE.

THAT'S A LOT OF FINE PRINT. GIVE US THE GIST OF THAT HEY IT'S LIKE IT SAYS WELL SERVICED AND OILED. HOW IS THIS ALL GOING TO END HERE. DO THEY JUST CLEAR EVERYONE OUT? USUALLY AT THE END. EVERYONE STARTS LEAVING AS SOON AS IT GETS DARK. WE'RE ALMOST DONE RIGHT HERE. I WANT YOU TO TALK TO PEOPLE OUT THERE WELL I JUST WANT TO THANK GOD AND I WANT TO THANK MY SPONSORS YOU KNOW FOR THE TRUCK AND EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY BACK IN ORANGE COUNTY BECAUSE THEY BUILT THE TRUCK FOR ME. THAT'S MY TRUCK RIGHT THERE. THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. THAT'S SWEET. WHAT THE HELL AM I STANDING ON? HOW HAVE WE BUILT THIS? IT'S A TRAILER. IT'S JUST A TRAILER. WE PUT OUR HOT TUB FROM THE HOUSE ON IT. C'MON! YEAH THE SHOCKER RIGHT THERE BAM YEAH YOU CAN TALK TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW. YOU GOT A MESSAGE TO THE LADIES RIGHT THERE. OH YEAH ALL THE LADIES YOU GUYS WANT A PIECE OF THIS YOU LOVE IT? YOU LOVE IT. CAN WE DIE EASILY RIGHT HERE. YEAH BUT WHEN WE GO DOWN WE GO DOWN HARD BROTHER. WE GO DOWN FAST. MAKE IT QUICK. MAKE IT MEAN. MAKE IT FUN. YEAH

YOU BE CAREFUL, YOUR GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED. I KNOW BELIEVE ME. I KNOW I WILL. GIMME A WOMEN'S PERSPECTIVE ON ALL THIS WE'VE SEEN TODAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT? EVERYTHING IS FINE. A LITTLE CRAZY HUH? YEAH

WELL THAT'S IT FOR THE SAND DRAGS WE GOTTA GO FIND OUR TRUCK CAUSE THE LIGHT IS IN THERE I DON'T KNOW CAUSE IT'S A LITTLE DARK. HELLO. A LOT OF THIS WONT MAKE SENSE TO YOU GUYS BECAUSE BEING HERE IT DOESN'T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE. IT'S JUST MAYHEM EVERYWHERE AND WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE SLICE OF IT AND BOUNCE AROUND AND FIND IT AND IT'S A LITTLE CRAZY YOU KNOW. THAT'S ALL. I'M NOT MAKING EXCUSES. I'M JUST TELLING YOU IT'S CRAZY. SO TO THE TRUCK FOR THE LIGHTS AND WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF SHOW LEFT FOR YOU. WE'RE GOING TO GO DOWN THERE ARE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND. WHAT UP? BUNCH OF PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND DOWN THERE, IT'S LIKE LITTLE PLACES TO BUY STUFF AND EVERYTHING.

WHAT IS THIS. WE'RE IN YET ANOTHER AREA TODAY. WHERE ARE WE NOW. THIS IS VENDORS ALLEY WHERE YOU CAN GET T SHIRTS, SNOW CONES, SEXY UNDERWEAR PERFECT. JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YOU KNOW C'MON HELP KARINA OUT RIGHT HERE YEAH

YEAH LOOK AT THAT SUCTION

(LAUGHS) WHOA (CHEERS)