Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 221 - TV14

Episode Title: Halloween In Hollywood

Description: This is THE biggest Hollywood street party! There are easily 500,000 people in the most elaborate and creative costumes you will ever see. The party goes deep into the night with plenty of freaks and mayhem for your viewing pleasure.

Transcript:

(INDISCERNIBLE YELLING) LET'S GO TALK TO SOME PEOPLE BEFORE I GET BEAT. HAPPY HALLOWEEN

ART'S THEME MUSIC

GIRLS THIS IS VERY EXCITING, THIS IS THE TOP OF OUR SHOW, WE JUST GOT HERE. I WANT TO WELCOME THEM. HOW SHOULD I DESCRIBE THIS TO THEM. WHERE ARE WE GOING TO BE FOR THIS EPISODE. DESCRIBE THIS TO EVERYBODY. WE'RE ON FANTA ISLAND. WE WERE TALKING ALSO IN THIS EPISODE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HALLOWEEN AND HOLLYWOOD WHAT'S YOUR COSTUME. EH, YOUR ART MANN. HALLOWEEN IN HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN. KEITH OH WHAT IS THIS I THINK HEY I THINK TIGER YOU HAVE THAT COSTUME WRONG, THAT'S THE TAIL BUDDY SORRY MY BAD

ANY POSING YOU WANT TO DO SEX IT UP A LITTLE.

TRYING TO DO A BIG BURN I AM A GANGSTA PIMPIN HO.

CAN I EXPLAIN TO EVERYBODY THAT WE RIGHT NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL CELEBRITIES ON YOUR SHOW SO HAVING YOU GUYS DROP BY IS VERY EXCITING FOR ME. KID ROCK, PAM ANDERSON, RIGHT? REALLY THE NEXT BEST THING YEAH. TIN MAN! HEY HOW'S IT GOING. WHAT IS THAT? IT'S MY FURRY DETAIL. I LOVE THE HAIR ON THIS ONE. (LAUGHS) HOW WAS THE WEDDING GUYS? IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ALL FOUR OF THEM ALL FOUR OF THEM WERE AMAZING THEY'RE TELLING ME ABOUT 500,000 PEOPLE ARE ON THE STREET RIGHT NOW, HOW WAS IT GETTING THROUGH THIS AS THE TIN MAN RIGHT HERE. WELL FOR OTHER PEOPLE NOT FOR ME, I SCRATCHED A FEW ELBOWS HERE AND THERE. THE SEX IS GOOD WITH YOU TWO? THE SEX IS GOOD. GOOD? ALWAYS GOT A CASE OF BUD LITE NEXT TO THE BED. I'M A LITTLE BIT INTO THE HOME IMPROVEMENT. THIS IS A LOT OF BENDING HERE. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL WORK. IS THAT YOU? THANKS. YEAH I DID IT MYSELF. AND IF YOU GUYS COULD PLEASE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE NICE HAVING A CELEBRITY POINT OF VIEW ON THIS, TELL THEM ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN EXPERIENCE IN HOLLYWOOD. IT'S CROWDED, SOMEONE JUST STEPPED ON ME, IT'S ALWAYS NICE, YEAH A LOT OF NUDITY, A LOT OF BARE ASSES, A LOT OF DILDOS. YOU KNOW HERE ON THE SHOW WE DO A LOT OF MONTAGES, IS THERE ANY DANCING YOU CAN DO AS THE TIN MAN THAT WOULD CUT SO BEAUTIFULLY IN A MONTAGE OH YEAH I CAN DO A LITTLE BIT OF

THE MAN-O-LANTERN HELLO STARBUCKS. HI YOU GUYS WANT A GRANDE COFFEE MOCHA? LUIGI RIGHT? MARIO. YOU GOT ANYTHING ON UNDER THERE? YES WE DO HAVE LET'S SHARE WITH THE WORLD WHAT IT LIKE TO SPEND HALLOWEEN HERE. (SCREAMS) I LOVE IT WE'RE FROM ORANGE COUNTY. THOSE ARE SOME ENTERTAINERS, THEY KNOW HOW TO JUST STRIKE FAST, THEY'RE OUT, RIGHT ELVIS? GIMME SOME POSING. ELVIS STUFF.

(CHEERS)

OH BATMAN AND ROBIN I ALWAYS SUSPECTED WHAT MAKES HALLOWEEN HERE DIFFERENT FROM ANYWHERE ELSE. TELL THEM. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES HALLOWEEN DIFFERENT OVER HERE, EVERYBODY IS NOT AFRAID TO GET FREAKY I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP RIGHT?

HI MY NAME IS JESSICA DORMAN AND I WOULD LIKE A CLOSE UP ON THIS S# IT. YEAH BABY, WHIP IT OUT. YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THESE COSTUMES, SHOW US RIGHT NOW.

WHAT ARE WE DRESSED AS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A HOT SEXY DRIVE BY SHOOTING. THIS IS A COWBOY SEEING A DRIVE BY SHOOTING AND THIS IS A FIREFIGHTER SAVING THE CRIME, BATMAN TO THE RESCUE AS ALWAYS AND A F# # KING PING PONG CHAMPION. SO WHAT IS THIS COSTUME? STRAIGHT UP BUSINESS MAN, I'M A GHETTO BUSINESS MAN. (LAUGHS) CAN WE GET A WHOLE SHOT OF THE REFEREE OUTFIT

UH OH WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? NOTHING, NOTHING JUST GETTING READY TO FIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? LAWN GRASS? IT'S LABRADOR MAN. LABRADOR MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. NO MAN MY DOG ATE MY S# IT. HEY I BEEN FRAMED MAN

WHO ARE WE FIGHTING? SHE'S GETTING READY FOR A CHAMPION FIGHT. WHO IS SHE FIGHTING? CAUSE WHOA YEAH

THAT, IS THAT REAL? OF COURSE IT IS? OH S# IT I'M F# # KED UP NOW.

HOW WOULD YOU RESPOND TO SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE THAT HAVE BEEN COMING TO US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU HOGGING ALL THE HOT GIRLS. WELL THEY NEED TO SUCK IT UP BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED HALLOWEEN IN HOLLYWOOD? HERE? FIRST TIME, MY FIRST TIME. AND WHAT DO YOU THINK? TELL EVERYONE PLEASE. OH MY GOSH. IT'S CRAZY RIGHT? CRAZY A LOT OF CUTE GUYS. YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, WILL YOU TELL THEM HOW HALLOWEEN IS DIFFERENT HERE IN HOLLYWOOD FROM ANYWHERE ELSE. IT'S OUT OF CONTROL, ALL THE FREAKS COME OUT. I MEAN LIKE THE FREAKIEST FREAKS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE HERE TONIGHT. LION GIRL. SEXY LION. AND WHAT'S THIS OVER HERE (LAUGHS) BE NO MORE I FEEL RUDE BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU GUYS AND I REALLY SHOULD BE LOOKING AT YOU BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BECAUSE STRANGE YOU KNOW GIANT PENIS WILL WALK BY. THERE IS A LOT TO LOOK AT. WHAT ARE YOU? I'M NURSE. CUTIE SASSY NURSE. WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS COSTUME, WHERE'S THAT FROM? IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I PUT TOGETHER FOR BACK TO SCHOOL NIGHT. (LAUGHS)

SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, HEAD TO TOE IN HOLLYWOOD BUDDY. YOU DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH COSTUMES HERE, NOT SOME DUMB LITTLE MASK.

I CAN'T REALLY SPEAK BECAUSE I'M DEAD. GOTCHA LIVING NOWADAYS IS LIKE LIVING IN A DIAMOND. THIS IS ONLY BLOCK ONE AND WE HAVE A DRUNK, IT'S CRAZY. JERRY, JERRY, JERRY WAY TOO DRUNK FOR BLOCK ONE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO EM? NICE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU ALMOST BROUGHT HER TO LIFE. HOW YOU DOING? (GROANS) YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS HOLLYWOOD AND I LOVE IT, NOT ONLY ARE THE COSTUMES GREAT BUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE COSTUMES. LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE A GENIUS. THIS ONE IS CRAZY. (LAUGHS) (CONTINUES TO GROAN) WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU A LITTLE BIT LATER IN THE SHOW, MAYBE BLOCK 3 WHAT DO YOU SAY TAKE A QUICK BREAK. (GROANS) DON'T GO ANYWHERE, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HI HOW ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY HALLOWEEN. CRAZY HOPPING, CRAZY PINK HAIR HOPPING.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS. GIVE US SOME DANCING. TELL ME ABOUT THIS GREAT COSTUME RIGHT HERE. NOTHING I'M JUST YOU KNOW POCAHONTAS. WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW SO TELL THEM WHAT WAS INVOLVED IN THIS BECAUSE THERE IS 500,000 PEOPLE HERE YOUR PROBABLY PARKED ABOUT 3 MILES AWAY DIDN'T YOU? NOT THAT FAR, NO A WHOLE LOT OF ALCOHOL ALCOHOL HELPS YOU WALK WHAT ARE YOU? A CANDY CANE NOW WHAT IS THIS? I'M A CANDY CANE. SHOW THEM THE MAKE UP. JESUS TALK TO US, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS SHOW RIGHT HERE. DUDE, I LOVE THIS MAN IT'S SO AWESOME. AND PEOPLE WANT TO LICK ME AND I'M LIKE WHOA! (LAUGHS) WELL IF YOU WEREN'T DRESSED AS A CANDY CANE. I KNOW BUT YOUR VERY HOT SO THIS IS EXCITING FOR ME TO HAVE THE JESUS ENDORSEMENT I MEAN I'M EXCITED TO HAVE ART MANN HERE. TELL THEM ABOUT HALLOWEEN HERE IN HOLLYWOOD. WHAT IT'S LIKE. IT'S CRAZY, IT'S REALLY AWESOME. EVERYONE IS DECKED OUT LIKE TO THE MAX.

SLINGING ANY WEBS BUDDY, I KEEP SMELLING SOME FUNNY STUFF IN THE AIR. I TELL YOU MAN MY WEB IS ALL OVER THE PARADE. PEOPLE DON'T PLAY HERE, THESE ARE FOR REAL COSTUMES I MADE THIS MYSELF EVERY OTHER WEEKEND IN LOUISIANA IT'S SOME KIND OF FOOD FESTIVAL YEAH ? IS THAT WHERE YOU'VE BEEN? I SPENT A LITTLE TIME IN LOUISIANA, HAD SOME HOT LINKS YOU KNOW (INDISCERNIBLE) LOOK AT SCARY MAN. LET'S JUST BE SILENT FOR SCARY MAN.

NO TALKING THAT'S JUST SCARY MAN. GIVE SCARY MAN SOME LOVE.

GIMME SOME LOVE (LAUGHS) DIDN'T MEAN THAT EXACTLY BUT THAT WILL WORK. TELL US ABOUT THE COSTUMES. I'M SKYLAR CLASS OF 1982 (SCREAMS) (TALKING REALLY FAST) LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT HAT. THIS IS MY HAIR RIGHT HERE. HEY, HEY DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE MY HAIR IS FLYING LUXURIOUS. HEY! I GOT A HUNCH THAT YOU GUYS HAVE SOME DANCE MOVES THAT WOULD GO INTO OUR MONTAGE JUST BEAUTIFULLY

TELL ME ABOUT THESE COSTUMES. IT'S OUR 70S SAN FRANCISCO CASTRO DISTRICT PORN STARS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? WHAT ISN'T GOING ON HERE DEAR. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, SHOW THEM.

CELL PHONE HOLDER. (LAUGHS) IT TOOK ABOUT 3 HOURS TO GET HERE AND THEN 30 MINUTE WALK. FROZE AND NOW WE'RE HERE. AND IT'S CRAZY AND IT'S FUN. CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOUR DRESSED AS? WELL I'M A SOUL FAIRY BUT I HAD TO TAKE MY WINGS OFF BECAUSE THEY DON'T LET ME MOVE AROUND VERY EASILY IT'S PRETTY PACKED IN HERE.

THAT IS LARGE AND SEXY YOU ARE THINKIN YOU GOT TO GET YOU SOME OF THAT. THAT'S RIGHT. (LAUGHS) NONE OF THOSE, NO. THAT'S A LOT OF A LOT OF SHE MAN, I DON'T WANT SHE MAN YOU ARE JUST TOO MUCH SEXY FOR US. I AM. I DON'T THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT. I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME. HOW YOU DOING? GOOD. HOLLYWOOD IS KNOWN FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THAT ARE OVER THE TOP, THAT'S RIGHT IT IS. AND EXHIBIT A, B, AND C. WE ARE THE ROLLER DISCO DIVAS AND THERE IS FIVE OF US, OUR GLAMOROUS GIRL HERE. OH YOUR ON, NICE HAT. THANK YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR COSTUMES, PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. WELL I AM A CAT. RIGHT. I AM A BUTTERFLY. IS THIS THE AUTHENTIC GEAR YOU BORROWED FROM SOMEWHERE OR DO YOU RACE? YOU DROVE HERE LIKE THIS. I DID. WITH THE HELMET ON. TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EXPERIENCE HALLOWEEN HERE. IT'S CRAZY. MY SPACE PAGE. THAT GUY IS A MY SPACE PAGE. MY SPACE PAGE. (LAUGHS)

TELL THEM ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOUR ALL ABOUT. MY NAME IS CAREMELIA I'M FROM THE ISLAND OF THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. I COME FROM THE ISLAND WHERE IT'S A VIRGIN BUT I AIN'T NO VIRGIN HONEY. THAT IS A HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKER. HEY YOU CAN TELL? YES. WITH THE JACKET, YEAH EXACTLY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING OUR SHOW GETTING HALLOWEEN IDEAS I WOULD IMAGINE. I'M NOT FROM HERE SO I DON'T SPEAK SO GOOD. JUST TO EMBARRASS YOU ON TELEVISION, LET'S DO SOME HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKER DANCING. YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN EXPERIENCING THIS TONIGHT, TELL THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHAT IT IS LIKE TO EXPERIENCE HALLOWEEN IN THIS CITY. WEST HOLLYWOOD IS NUTS, ABSOLUTELY NUTS. ARE YOU WITH THIS GUY CAUSE THAT IS SCARY REAL. YEAH I DID IT. OH YOU'RE A MAKE UP ARTIST NO. I'M NOT, I DID IT, I JUST DID IT. WOW, DUDE THAT IS SCARY REAL. I HAD CLOSE ENCOUNTERS WITH A BEAR.

WELL YOU COME SEE MY MOVIE FILM, SIB EXECUTE. DO YOU LIKE ME? I DO. I LIKE YOU, US AND A, US AND A CAUSE I CAN STAY #1 WE HAVE AWARDS FOR BEST PROSTITUTE. WHAT? WORLDS' FIFTH LARGEST GIRLS. (LAUGHS) SO TELL THEM WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET HERE AND WHEN YOU'RE HERE. TRAFFIC IS HORRIBLE. WE WALKED ABOUT A MILD JUST TO GET HERE. HI. TELL US ABOUT THIS COSTUME. I LOVE THIS COSTUME, IT'S A DARK ANGEL (SCREAMS) NOT SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. TELL ME ABOUT THIS. YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT. WE'RE CLUB KIDS. CAN YOU TRANSLATE WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE. OH YOU CAN'T EVEN TRANSLATE THIS. IT'S CRAZY DOWN HERE AND ALL THOSE WHO THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT, COME DOWN HERE. CAN WE HAVE SOME MODELING POSES SO WE CAN REALLY ENJOY THESE COSTUMES. LOOK AT THAT. HELLO GIRLS. HEY, WHAT'S UP? HI PARIS HERE. NICOLE. IT'S VERY EXCITING FOR ME AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT KNOWING YOU GUYS ARE BACK TOGETHER. HOW DID YOU MAKE UP? WELL SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO EAT AGAIN AND IT'S REALLY HOT. IT'S HOT.

I LOST MY SCARECROWS OVER THERE. OH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME. THE SHOES IT'S ALL IN THE SHOES. ALL ABOUT THE GLOVES, KEEP GOING, JUST PICK THOSE LEGS UPS, PICK THOSE LEGS UPS, JUST KEEP IT GOING, KEEP IT GOING.

TELL US ABOUT THE OUTFITS HERE. WE ARE HER GOOD AND BAD ANGELS. I AM THEIR DEVIL, I OWN BOTH OF THEM. HOW YOU DOING? GOOD AND YOU. WHAT ARE WE HERE? I'M A COWGIRL. A VERY SEXY COWGIRL. WHO JUST DROPPED IN, A NURSE. I'M FEELING IT. SOMEONE WANT TO FEEL IT. DOES SOMEONE ELSE WANT TO FEEL IT? OH, WHOOO OSAMA BIN LADEN VOODOO DOLL. HAITIAN VOODOO DOLL. HOW'S THE CROWD BEEN REACTING TO THIS? THEY'VE BEEN THRILLED. THEY'VE BEEN WANTING TO STICK THE PINS IN HIM. TIME TO FEEL IT HOCKEY MAN. (LAUGHS) OH YEAH YEAH HOCKEY MAN IS HIDING HIS FACE A LITTLE. GIMME SOME FREE STYLING ON HALLOWEEN IN HOLLYWOOD HOLLYWOOD IN HOLLYWOOD NOT GIVING A F# # K I'M STILL MR. UNDERSTOOD BUT STILL HE'S B# TCH SLAPPING MEAL BUT I'M LIKE YEAH YOU GOTTA BEEP THAT, YOU GOTTA BEEP THAT OUT. NOT GIVING A F# # K BECAUSE I'M STILL GOING THAT ROUTE, DID YOU HAVE THAT DOUBT IN MY MIND LOOK AT THE CAMERA IT'S STILL DEFINED AS POLITICAL BUT STILL REDESIGNED. TELL THEM HOW THIS, I WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS WO9RKS. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT, WILL THEY JUST LET TRAFFIC BACK IN HERE. IS THAT HOW THIS IS GOING TO COME TO AN END. ACTUALLY THE STREET IS CLOSED DOWN UNTIL 7 TOMORROW MORNING. NO? REALLY. OH BOY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME DRUNKS ON THIS SHOW. OH YES WE ARE. THAT'S WHY I'M TAKING A CAB HOME AND HOPEFULLY HE HASN'T BEEN DRINKING. OH HEY HOW YOU DOING? HOLLYWOOD IN THE HOUSE. WHAT'S HAPPENING BABY ? WHAT IS THAT LATREL? AH MAN LOOKS LIKE WOLF GANGS. THAT IS CRAZY HOW YOU DOING? I'M GOOD. YOUR SCARING ME A LITTLE. WHY AM I SCARING YOU? DO REDNECKS DANCE, WE DO A LOT OF MONTAGES ON THIS SHOW, IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE YOU DANCING. YOU WANT ME TO DANCE?

TELL US ABOUT THIS COSTUME. IT'S NAKED, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? TELL THEM ABOUT THIS I LOVE, I LOVE THIS PLACE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE, I'M HAVING A BLAST. IT'S THE S# IT. OH EXCUSE ME, SORRY. TELL ME ABOUT THE COSTUMES, UM, I THINK I GOT MINE FROM A STRIPPER STORE. RIGHT? IT'S HALLOWEEN WE CAN LOOK SLUTTY TODAY RIGHT? WHERE DO YOU FIND A STRIPPER STORE FOR PEOPLE WATCHING IF THEY WANT TO GO TO A STRIPPER STORE. I THINK IT WAS, I MEAN OBVIOUSLY IN HOLLYWOOD SOMEWHERE. I DON'T REMEMBER, IT'S CALLED FOREPLAY. DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THIS IN JAPAN, PEOPLE IN JAPAN KNOW ABOUT THIS. YEAH. IT'S ON THE MAGAZINE SO THIS IS HUGE? YEAH OUR THEME IS CAMELOT RIGHT? SO THIS IS ALL I HAVE. WHEN YOU CALL HOME, TALK TO MOM, WHAT WILL YOU TELL HER ABOUT THIS. OH, I CAN'T TELL. (LAUGHS) BUT I'VE BEEN TALKING TONS ABOUT THE COSTUMES AND EVERYTHING. I CARE ABOUT WHAT'S IN THE CUP. RUM AND COKE. LET'S SEE SOME CRAZY DANCING. CRAZY DANCING?

WE'RE BLOW POPS. HOW DID WE COME UP WITH THIS? NOW ANNA IS THE BLOW POP QUEEN AND SHE CAME UP WITH IT. WE ALL GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER HERE AND THIS IS HOW WE SPEND OUR DAYS AT SCHOOL, WE TALK ABOUT OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AND THE BEST THING WE CAME UP WITH WAS BLOW YOUR POP. NOT THIS POP BUT BLOW YOUR POP. WE'RE ALL FLAVORS. I'M CHERRY, STRAWBERRY, BLUE RASPBERRY, WATERMELON, GRAPE, AND SOUR APPLE. VERY NICE. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. WE'LL HAVE MORE SWEETNESS WHEN WE COME BACK. THANK YOU VERY MUCH GIRLS. TELL THEM NOT TO GO AWAY. DON'T GO AWAY! BLOW YOUR POP

F# # KED UP. HERE'S THE DEAL THOUGH, THIS IS WHY IT'S BEAUTIFUL WE BUMPED INTO YOU. I WANT TO WELCOME EVERYONE BACK THIS IS BLOCK 3. THERE YOU GO, GO RIGHT IN THE LIVING ROOM. BLOCK 3 THEY KNOW WHAT WE LIKE TO DO IN BLOCK 3 WE LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. TELL THEM ABOUT THIS THING. MAN, THAT'S THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN. BEST HALLOWEEN BEFORE HALLOWEEN IN HOLLYWOOD YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO IN BLOCK 3 OF THE SHOW USUALLY NO. WE FIND THE DRUNK PEOPLE. YOU FOUND ONE RIGHT NOW WE'RE THE FREAKIEST ONES RIGHT HERE. THESE ARE LIKE OUR GROUPIES RIGHT HERE. WE INVITED THEM OVER YOU KNOW BUT WE LOVE YOUR SHOW.

YOU ARE IN HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW. DAMN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND I'M GOING TO WATCH THIS. YEAH I GOT MY 50 INCH PIRATE RIGHT HERE. WHAT'S GOING ON? I NEED A BOTTLE CAP WE ALL WORK IN A VIDEO SHOW AND YOUR CHANNEL IS ON ALL DAY. I'M SORRY YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE COSTUMES YOU BUY AT THE STORE THAT IS PAPER, YOU DON'T SEE THOSE HERE. NO. EVERYONE'S COSTUMES LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD GO RIGHT ONTO A MOVIE SET. YES EXACTLY. WHERE DO YOU GET THIS? I ACTUALLY MADE IT MYSELF. NO. YOU'VE SEEN THE SHOW. YEAH TOWARDS THE END WE LIKE TO TALK TO DRUNK PEOPLE. DO YOU FEEL BASED ON WHAT YOU'VE SEEN SO FAR, WILL WE FIND SOME DRUNK PEOPLE AT THIS EVENT? HELL YEAH (LAUGHS) WHAT UP? HOW'S IT GOING? I JUST WANT TO WARN YOU RIGHT NOW. COME A LITTLE CLOSER RIGHT HERE. I WANT TO WARN YOU THIS IS THE LAST PART OF OUR SHOW AND THIS IS WHERE THE DRUNK PEOPLE SHOW UP. CAN YOU DO ANY LIKE WONDER WOMAN SPIN OR CRAZY WONDER WOMAN DANCE FOR US FOR OUR MONTAGE. YES A QUICK SPIN. QUICK SPIN. YEAH HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? I DON'T KNOW YEAH BRINGIN SEXY BACK, WHO ARE YOU? I'M FRANK, WHO ARE YOU? HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT. I APPRECIATE YOU, DID YOU ALLOW THIS, THE STREET CLOSURE GOVERNOR. YES. EVERY HALLOWEENY. I'M THE DEVIL. YEAH I KNOW THAT. WHAT ARE YOU? I'M A SCHOOL GIRL. I'M A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT. OH. HI EVERYBODY. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? WE FROM WATTS I'M FROM L.A.

HELLO. HI MOM. WHAT'S UP? THAT'S NOT MOM, THAT'S KEITH. HI KEITH. (YELLING) ARE YOU DRUNK? MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB? I'M HOPING TO BE DRUNK MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. WITH THE BOTTLE IS LIKE PART OF RIGHT ARE YOU SAYING MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB NEVER WAS DRUNK AND THEREFORE I GUESS I AM. LOOK AT THIS DUDE I'M GETTING A LITTLE SCARED RIGHT HERE. OH MY GOODNESS. WHAT ARE YOU SIR? I'M A PANTY DRAWER. THIS IS MY MOTHER'S OLD WEDDING GOWN. IS THAT TRUE? YEAH IT'S TRUE. I JUST CUT THE BOTTOM AND I CUT THE TOP. GET A SHOT OF THE PANTY DRAWER. I GOT THE F# # KING EGG GOING OFF FULL GEAR RIGHT HERE. SEE THIS F# # KING (INDISCERNIBLE) RIGHT HERE. I GOT THE VIBRATOR, I GOT THE F# # KING POCKET ROCKET, EVERYTHING IS GOING. NICELY DONE. WE LIKE THAT COSTUME. IT'S GOOD COSTUME YEAH THAT'S CREEPY, SCARY. I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

THAT'S NOT LIKE A REAL CHAINSAW

STARTS UP CHAINSAW.

THAT IS THIS CITY, COSTUMES LIKE THAT, THE CREATIVITY LEVEL IS OFF THE CHARTS. IT IS. THERE OH I'M A FLASHER. LET ME SEE THIS FLASHER. SEE. NICE.

FLAVOR FLAV FUZZY MAN AND HIS SIDE KICK. IT'S MY TEDDY EM I'M SUPER FOB. LET ME SEE. NICE. TELL ME WHAT GOES ON HERE. TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. HE'S MY PROP AND I'M SUPER FOB. WHERE DID YOU JUST COME FROM, NO WHERE (GET INTO CHARACTER) ALL RIGHT I JUST CAME FROM UH, 4 YEAH EXACTLY. SHOWER WITH YOUR

HEY KEITH, SEE IT (WHOO) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

I'M A MARRIED WATER MAN, SEE THE RING. YEAH I SEE THAT, I'M NOT REALLY MARRIED BUT I'M A MARRIED WATER MAN. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PREPARE TO BE THE MARRIED WATERMAN. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT. IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. HABLA ESPANOL? OH, THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE NOW THIS IS R. KELLY I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW TO LET THE LITTLE GIRLS KNOW THERE IS A PARTY AT MY PLACE, NO ONE OVER 18 (LAUGHS) NO GIRLS OVER 18, NO BODY HAIR. I LIKE EM NICE AND SKINNY AND FLAT CHESTED AT R. KELLY'S HOUSE THIS WEEKEND. WHOO.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO ADD TO THIS. MY NAME IS MCNASTY AND I'M FLAT CHESTED LIKE YOU SAID WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT COSTUME? I THINK THAT'S F# # KING DOUGH. TELL THEM WHAT YOU ARE PLEASE? WE'RE THE SECTION OF HOLLYWOOD AND VINE, THE MOST FAMOUS SECTION IN L.A. TELL THEM WHAT YOU ARE. TO TECHNICALLY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A GOLD DIGGER. YEAH THAT'S IT YEAH HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS, WHAT'S THE INSPIRATION? I DON'T KNOW JUST FELT LIKE DIGGING GOLD. YOU HAD TO DECIDE YOUR GOING TO BE THIS A LONG TIME AGO. NO. ACTUALLY NO. IT WAS LIKE WHAT? TWO WEEKS AGO. TWO WEEKS AGO. DO YOU KNOW? AND THIS IS MY LOVELY LADY. HELLO. HELLO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM. I'M A DRUG ADDICT. (LAUGHS) WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF? WHERE DO YOU START? PART OF IT'S MADE, PART OF IT YOU GO TO THE STORE. OH, OH WATCH BEAUTIFUL OH THAT'S CALLED TWP OH OF COURSE. THE WHOLE PACKAGE. DID YOU WIN SOME CONTEST THAT THEY DO HERE? WE DON'T KNOW HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. NO. WE JUST GET ATTENTION. TALK TO US. I'M A GLOVE TROTTER FROM THE 70S. NICE. I CAN SEE BY THE HAT. YES. AND THE SIDE KICK? SLUTTERFLY. DO YOU WANT TO DO SOME SKIPPING OR SOMETHING THAT

NICE.

TELL US HEAD TO TOE ON THIS SORRY THIS IS JUICY AND CARLOS SANTANA BUT THEY HURT AND UH YEAH SLUTTY ALL THE WAY FOR HALLOWEEN AND IT'S WORKING OUT FOR YOU, PEOPLE ARE RESPONDING TO THE SLUTTY NESS A LOT OF HECKLERS, YEAH DUDE THAT'S DISGUSTING. THANK YOU DO WE LIKE SLUTTERFLY? (CHEERS) IS THAT SICK? YEAH KINDA I LIKE IT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU. THE IDEA IS THAT WEREWOLF GOT A HOLD OF MY THROAT. RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. AND HE DIDN'T LET GO? HE DIDN'T LET GO FOR A LONG TIME. THIS IS L.A. RIGHT HERE. WHAT ARE YOU? I'M LINCOLN AND ROSE RIGHT HERE. 99 CENT STORE. C'MON THIS IS L.A. WE CAN'T STOP LOOKING, THAT'S DISGUSTING FOR SURE.

CAUSE THIS IS THE END OF OUR SHOW. WE LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE THAT ARE A LITTLE LOOSENED UP. THAT WOULD BE ME. SO PERFECT RIGHT? RIGHT. SO THANK THEM FOR WATCHING AT HOME. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME YOU MAKE THE MONEY. YOU BRING THE MONEY IN. IT'S ALL GOOD. THANK YOU ALL RIGHT A LITTLE PLUG FOR THE WEB SITE WE LIKE TO DO? A LITTLE WHAT? LITTLE PLUG FOR THE WEBSITE A PLUG? ARTMANN.COM OUR BAND.COM? CLOSE ENOUGH. THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD SITE TOO. BUT WHEN YOUR DONE CHECKING THAT OUT, CHECK OUT ART MANN.COM ART MANN IT'S RIGHT ON THE SCREEN. WELL IT'S ON THE SCREEN, THEY CAN'T SCREW IT UP. I DON'T SEE A F# # KING SCREEN

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR FLAVOR TO APOLOGIZE FOR BLOWING US OFF AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL MY FRIEND. MAN I'M SO SORRY AIN'T NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE THAN RIGHT HERE IT'S CRACKING DOWN HERE. YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE IT ALL BETTER FOR US JUST BY GIVING US WHAT WE WANT BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT RIGHT NOW. FLAVOR FLAV WOW SHOW US THAT CLOCK YEAH THERE'S NOT BATTERIES IN THERE. (LAUGHS)