Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 220 - TV14

Episode Title: The Exotic Erotic Ball 2006

Description: It's THE wildest party with absolutely insane costumes, sexy people, and Flavor Flav!!! This is the event that AMP viewers voted #1.

Transcript:

ARE YOU READY TO CELEBRATE HUMAN SEXUALITY AND FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION? I KNOW WE ARE? SO LET'S DO THIS IT'S THE 2006 EXOTIC, EROTIC BALL

ART MANN RIGHT HERE ON HD. EVERYBODY SHOULD EXPERIENCE THIS ONE TIME IN THEIR LIFE. EXOTIC EROTIC IS THE F# # KING GREATEST. YEAH THIS COULD BE OUR LAST EPISODE, SOME OF THE STUFF WE SHOT TODAY. HONEY I KNOW I'M NOT WEARING SOMETHING YOU CAN SHOW ON TELEVISION EVERYWHERE I'M GOING I'M ROCKING WITH MY COCK OUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. HEY DON'T BE A DICK HEAD.

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WELCOME TO THE SHOW HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING, WE'RE IN SAN FRANCISCO I'M SMILING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I HAVE PUT TOGETHER WITH THE HELP OF OUR OUR HUGE STAFF A SHOW THAT IS VERY ENTERTAINING AND FULL OF CRAZY NAKED PEOPLE. YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THIS. WE'RE AT THE 2006 EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL NOW WHY ARE WE BACK. WHY ARE WE DOING WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY A RERUN. WHY ARE WE TRYING TO CAPTURE THAT MAGIC THAT WE DID ONCE BEFORE, YOU KNOW YOU CAN NEVER REALLY GO BACK WELL THE EXOTIC EROTIC BALL MY FRIENDS IS ONE OF THOSE RARE PARTIES THAT DESERVES A SECOND, A THIRD, A FOURTH VISIT HEY YOU CAN GO EVERY YEAR TO THIS THING. IT'S TV GOLD. IT'S CRAZY ENTERTAINING PEOPLE. SO INSTEAD OF WALKING ALONG, THIS IS KIND OF A COOL LITTLE TRACKING SHOT WE'RE DOING RIGHT HERE, SEE THAT? IT'S BEAUTIFUL KEITH HAS GOT SOME CRAZY BACKWARDS WALKING SKILLS. INSTEAD OF DOING THAT, INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. WE ARE AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL ONCE AGAIN WHY DID WE COME BACK HERE, WHY? RIGHT? WHY?

HERE'S WHY WE'RE BACK AN EVENT LIKE THIS YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT YEAR AFTER YEAR BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT IT IS DIFFERENT PEOPLE, DIFFERENT COSTUMES, FLAVOR FLAV IS HERE FLAVOR FLAV WHOOOOOO

I DIDN'T SAY TO DO THAT RIGHT? NO.

HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? WE'RE DOING GREAT. I WAS JUST EXPLAINING TO MY TV FRIENDS THAT THE EXOTIC EROTIC BALL WARRANTS MULTIPLE VISITS. YES. THIS IS MY 7TH TIME. IT'S OUR THIRD. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE MAN? I HAVE A PERSONAL BREATHALYZER. DON'T BLOW THOUGH, I THINK YOUR COOL.

TELL THEM WHY YOU COME YEAR AFTER YEAR. IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT

WE GOT YOU A THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR. YES. I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT IS ABOUT SEX AND NUDITY. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WONDERING BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN YOU PRETTY MUCH GO ALL DAY WITH THAT DOWNSTAIRS. DOES THAT THING GET SORE? YEAH BY THE END OF THE NIGHT. TELL US ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT RIGHT HERE. IT IS JUST MY OWN ORIGINAL, JUST KIDDING. I DON'T KNOW YOU CALL IT ITS JUST A WHATEVER OUTFIT.

JUST WHEN I LOOK DOWN TO TRY AND SEE WHAT YOUR WEARING I FEEL LIKE (LAUGHS) PRETEND YOU'RE A DOCTOR IT'S ALL GOOD. EVERYBODY'S GOT PARTS. I'M NOT A DOCTOR YOU LOOK AMAZING. OH THANK YOU THIS IS YOUR WIFE RIGHT HERE. NOW HOW DOES THIS, I'VE SEEN YOUR WIFE WALK AROUND AND SEEING GUYS STARE AT HER LIKE THIS TELL EVERYONE WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE? SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. TELL EVERYONE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. TALK US THROUGH IT. I'M THE JOAN RIVERS OF THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL OH YOU ARE. UM WELL I DECIDED TO DRESS UP AS A COP THAT'S EXTRA SEXY. LET ME JUST GET OUT OF THE FRAME. STEP BACK AND LET HER JUST BE ALONE. THAT'S TELEVISION NOW HOW DOES THIS WORK? ARE YOU HERE WITH LIKE UH HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND. I'M HERE WITH MY BOYFRIEND. NOW YOU GUYS JUST SPLIT UP AND HAVE FUN, YOU SEEM TO HAVE LOST HIM. NO. I JUST WENT TO THE LADIES ROOM AND YEAH YOU GET LOST EASY BUT HE'S OVER THERE. PROBABLY HIDING. FROM YOUR CAMERA. HE'S PROBABLY A NICE MAN BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A VERY HANDSOME BLACK MAN RIGHT HERE. HE IS HANDSOME SHOULD I TURN AROUND? UH I'M NOT GOING TO STOP YOU (LAUGHS) THAT MUST BE VERY HARD LOOKING LIKE THIS MAKING IT THROUGH THE CROWD THOUGH. HEY I WORK OUT HARD SO I GOTTA WEAR SOMETHING TO SHOW IT OFF. WHAT IS THIS? PIMPING AIN'T EASY I GOTTA GET MY GIRLS YOUNG AND BRING EM ON UP YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING EDUCATE THEM A LITTLE BIT. (LAUGHS) YOU SEE THE ABS, HELLO ABS. THANK YOU TELL ME WHAT IS INVOLVED WITH THAT BECAUSE WHAT I'M DOING ISN'T WORKING OH WHAT'S INVOLVED? I DRINK BEER CONSTANTLY NO YOU DON'T. WHAT IS THAT? HOW MANY SIT-UPS A DAY? A LOT, A LOT 200. 200 YEAH I GUARANTEE YOUR NOT EATING LIKE US.

WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. BUT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL YOU NEED TO KEEP COMING BACK THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SO I'M A VIRGIN SO I'M TRYING TO GET DEVIRGINIZED TONIGHT YOU GONNA WANNA COME BACK BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT TELL EVERYBODY WHAT THIS IS, WHAT IS YOUR COSTUME? MY COSTUME IS THE STAR ANGEL.

CRAZY OH I, I, I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT. AH YOU DIDN'T NOTICE MY BIG STINGER. TELL THEM ABOUT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. IT'S ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY WONDERFUL. PEOPLE ARE FRIENDLY EVERYONE IS LAUGHING, EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN. DO YOU WANT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS EVENT? YEAH UM ALL THE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AWARE OF EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL YOU NEED TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT. YOU NEED TO COME HERE BECAUSE ANYTHING YOU SEE ON THE WEB SITE IS NOTHING WHAT IT'S LIKE IN PERSON. YOU KNOW A LOT OF US HAVE WIVES, ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW THEY SEEM TO BE HOTTER THAN US. THERE IS NO QUESTION. (LAUGHS) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY TO EVERYONE OUT THERE. OH YEAH I LOVE IT HERE. THIS IS A GREAT PLACE I LOVE IT HERE. HE'S MY B# TCH. (LAUGHS) I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. NICE!

OH YEAH THAT'S DANGEROUS. ALL RIGHT WE'RE IN SOME KIND OF TOY ROOM THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF RIGHT? IS THIS A TOY ROOM? HOW YOU DOING? I'M GOOD MAN. COME ON OVER HERE, WE NEED TO JAZZ UP THE SCREEN A LITTLE

EVERYONE'S SCREENS JUST GOT MORE BEAUTIFUL SERIOUSLY. THEY'RE SICK OF SEEING ME, MY GOD. WELL GOOD EVENING. WHAT GOES ON IN THIS ROOM, DO WE KNOW? THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME IN THE ROOM. LET'S ENJOY THIS TOGETHER MY FRIENDS. TELL ME ABOUT THIS ROOM WE'VE JUST ENTERED OUTSIDE OF ANY OF THE OTHER ROOMS HERE, THERE IS A LOT OF MASTURBATION AND A LOT OF GUYS GOING

IT'S A FRIENDLY SITUATION WE SAW THAT GUY. YEAH IT'S BEEN A LOT OF GUYS. IS THAT A COSTUME OR WHAT'S THE DEAL.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO ROLL THE ASS OUT WHAT DO YOU NEED? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK THOUGH, THEY WONT TUNE AWAY RIGHT? NOW WITH THE STUFF WE'RE SHOWING THEM TONIGHT I HOPE NOT. YOU SHOULDN'T DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND.

THIS IS QUITE A SHOW RIGHT HERE. WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DON'T WE? JUST A QUICK ONE, SO WE'RE GOING TO TAKE ONE RIGHT NOW BUT TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK.

I SAID THEY HAVE EVERYTHING HERE. THIS IS SOME KIND OF CONTRAPTION. SHOW US THOSE SKILLS. IS THERE ANY DANGER THAT THAT YOUR GOING TO RUN OUT OF CANDY. ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT? I KNOW DOESN'T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE TO US EITHER BUT IT'S ENTERTAINING. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, INTERESTING FACT FOR YOU, THIS IS THE 27TH YEAR OF THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL AND EVERY YEAR IT JUST GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER, MEANS MORE CRAZY PEOPLE WHICH IRONICALLY ENOUGH IS COMING UP RIGHT NOW. MORE CRAZY PEOPLE. UH OH

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? GOOD QUESTION. TELL THEM I MEAN I KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUS BUT IT'S FUN COMING FROM YOUR LIPS, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DRESSED AS? OF COURSE HUGH HEFFNER AND A PLAYBOY BUNNY, A VERY HOT PLAYBOY BUNNY AT HER FIRST EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL EVER. HEY SHOW OFF YOUR OUTFIT FOR EVERYBODY, WHAT IS THIS? IT'S A HOOKER (GIGGLES) WE BOUGHT ALL THIS TODAY. LOOK HOW AMAZING SHE LOOKS. HOLD ON WATCH THIS YEAH SHE WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT DOES SHE LOOK GOOD OR WHAT? I SAID THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE WEARING AND WE PICKED IT OUT TODAY. I LIKE THIS GUY. HOW GREAT IS THIS THAT YOU HAVE A PARTY LIKE THAT WHERE YOU CAN JUST WEAR THAT. IT'S WONDERFUL YOU CAN JUST DRESS DOWN INSTEAD OF DRESSING UP WHAT DO WE THINK OF ALL THIS? IT'S PRETTY EXCITING YEAH WHAT ABOUT THE BONERS FLOATING AROUND? IT'S FUNNY. SOME OF THEM ARE REAL SMALL SOME OF EM ARE DECENT SHE IS A CUTE GIRL. YOU NEED TO HANG ONTO THAT. OH DEFINITELY MAN THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT HER. GETTING A COUPLE LOOKS FROM THE MEN OR WHAT? AND THE WOMEN YEAH AND THE WOMEN TOO, YOU KNOW YOUR HOT WHEN THE GIRLS PULL HER ASIDE AND THEY GO I WANT A PICTURE WITH YOU. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? HI. WHAT AM I NOW? YOU NOTICE THE P, THE P IS IN THE SHAPE OF A BREAST, WOMEN'S SIDE. HENCE PORN STAR, P STAR I SAID THEY HAVE EVERYTHING HERE, THIS IS SOME KIND OF CONTRAPTION WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS? YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? PLEASE TELL OUR VIEWERS WHAT CAN BE DONE ON THIS DEVICE. ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF. NOW WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT MEANS THAT I COULD BE NUDE IN FILMS YOU CAN AND YOU CAN GET PAID TO BE NUDE IN FILMS AND THEN SOME THIS HAS A WINCH ON IT, YOU CAN TIE EM UP THEIR LEGS THERE AND WINCH EM UP TIE EM THERE, WHATEVER. THERE IS A SOCK THAT GOES ON THE END. WHAT ARE WE DOING? SECOND BIGGEST CELEBRITY HERE RIGHT AFTER PERRY MANN YOU ARE THE MANN I HEAR FLAVOR FLAV IS COMING? YOU KNOW WE WERE THINKING ABOUT BEING FLAVOR FLAV AND DELICIOUS. I WAS JUST WORKING OUT DOC, HAVE YOU DONE ANY EXAMS TONIGHT? LIKE ONE OR TWO.

WE MADE YOUR PRESS RELEASE. WELL I SEE THAT WE MADE THE #1 BEST PARTY IN THE WORLD. PLEASE TELL MY TV FRIENDS OUT THERE WHY THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL IS AN EVENT YOU NEED TO KEEP COMING BACK TO WELL YOU KNOW THERE IS SO MUCH TO SEE. THERE IS SO MUCH TO SMELL. THERE IS SO MUCH TO TOUCH. YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T REALLY DO IT IN ONE BALL, ONE YEAR YOU KNOW FIVE STAGES, THREE ROOMS, YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO COME BACK TELL THEM RIGHT NOW HOW ALL THIS GOT STARTED CAUSE THIS IS CRAZY IT STARTED ON MY PENTHOUSE ON EDDIE STREET IN SAN FRANCISCO THAT'S PERRY MANN I SAID YOU KNOW I HAD A DREAM TOO, NAKED PEOPLE BY THE THOUSANDS RUNNING AROUND SOMETHING EXOTIC AND WE SAID EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL! I'M GOING TO LEAVE THE FRAME AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO SHOW US SOME CRAZY DANCING

HOW IS THE CANDY? IT'S SWEET BABY. GIMME SOMETHING CRAZY YOU WITNESSED. A LOT OF THE GUYS RUNNING AROUND. LOTS OF GUYS RUNNING AROUND WITH THEIR YOU KNOW DID YOU SEE JERK OFF MAN? YEAH I DID. TELL US ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT HERE. YOU LOOK VERY SEXY THANK YOU MY OUTFIT HAS BEEN FROM THE LAST FOUR YEARS, MY OUTFIT HAS BEEN THE WAY IT IS. I LOVE IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON DOWNSTAIRS WITH YOU? WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT CHECKING OUT THE LADIES. WHAT'S YOUR MESSAGE TO HIM? HI. MY PU# # Y HURTS.

YOU ARE A GENIUS. OH THANK YOU IT'S CREATIVE. AT THE VERY LEAST IT'S CREATIVE. TELL EVERYONE WHAT THIS IS, WHAT ARE YOU. I CALL IT A COUPLE THINGS. SHE'S BLOW JOB BETTY AND I'M THE MACK DADDY RIGHT HERE. YOU COULD JUST SAY IT'S A 69 THOUGH, I LOVE IT. YOU SEEN THIS COSTUME WHAT DO YOU THINK? I LIKE IT BUT I LIKE MINE BETTER. YEAH I DO TOO HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS THE IDEA OF THE BLACK COWBOY WELL THE COWBOY I CAN'T GET TOO DEEP BUT BACK IN THE DAY WE WAS CALLED BOYS AND WE DID THE HERD AND EVERYTHING SO WE CALLED THE COWBOY ACTUALLY DONATED BLOOD FOR THIS STUFF TO GET THE TICKETS SO SO I PAID WITH MY BLOOD AND SO IS THIS LADY WITH A DIFFERENT TYPE OF BLOOD. YOU HAVE A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. SORRY BOUT THAT. SO YOU DECIDED TONIGHT A LITTLE HOMAGE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME CARRY THE GUNS IN HERE SO I HAD TO BRING THESE. BUT YOU KNOW I HAVE SOME PROPS, THEY WONT LET ME BRING EM. THAT OUTFIT, WHOA SHE CAN SHOW US THOSE SKILLS.

EVERYBODY SHOULD EXPERIENCE THIS ONE TIME IN THEIR LIFE. THANK YOU I AGREE WITH THAT ACROSS THE COUNTRY EVERYBODY. BUT THEY NEED TO KNOW GOING INTO THIS THAT THEY COULD BE SHOCKED AT TIMES. AGREED. I GOT SOMEBODY. I BROUGHT HER FROM THE MIDWEST TONIGHT AND THEY HAVE BEEN SHOCKED. RIGHT HERE? RIGHT HERE. YOUR INTIMIDATING ME WITH THOSE SEXY EYES, YOUR LIKE STARING INTO MY SOUL. HAVE YOU BEEN TO THIS THING BEFORE? TELL EVERYONE WHY YOU KEEP COMING BACK? CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE WITH MOST PARTIES YOU COULD GO ONCE, YOU KIND OF KNOW WHAT IT IS AND YOUR OUT OF THERE. WHY DO YOU COME BACK TO THIS? THE PEOPLE I GUESS. NOW HOW DID YOU GET YOURSELF A BLACK COWBOY? I CAME TO SAN FRANCISCO HEY AND I'M ALSO A LITTLE PO'D AT THIS FLAVOR FLAV

THAT'S RIGHT. HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP. HE DIDN'T SHOW UP HUH? SO FLAV FLAV WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT RIGHT? YES. I EXPECT FLAV TO APPEAR ON OUR SHOW APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE FOR BLOWING THIS OFF. HERE HE IS ART MANN HERE ON HD. YOU RULE MAN EROTIC STUFF LIKE THIS IN HIGH DEF, PLEASE. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT YOU KNOW?

WE NEED DRUNK PEOPLE. OH I'M SO DRUNK OH YEAH I LOVE THIS, THIS IS HOT.

HDNet I WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME MAN. YOU, RIGHT NOW YOU ARE IN HIGH DEFINITION, REALLY, OH MY GOD WHAT UP DAWG IT WAS AMAZING REALLY GOOD NIGHT BUT I MISSED FLAVOR FLAV. I KNOW I JUST BROUGHT THIS UP, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS I WAS TALKING SOME SMACK TO FLAV WE'RE YOU? I HAVE A FEELING I'LL WAKE UP WITH ONE OF THOSE CLOCKS LIKE SMASHED OVER MY HEAD. JUST MAKE SURE NEW YORK IS NOT AFTER YOU OKAY BUT I AM DISAPPOINTED, ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED THERE? HELL F# # KING NO! IT WAS AMAZING DEFINITELY SOME STRANGE THINGS GOING ON BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. I'M GOING TO SEARCH ALL YEAR FOR MY COSTUME, I'M GOING TO WIN NEXT YEAR THE CONTEST I THINK THE LESS THE BETTER WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK FROM ALL THIS. I THINK WE COULD USE IT. BUT I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK, TAKE A LOOK.

PULL ONE OUT, YOU SEE, SEE IT? I SAY IT'S A GOOD THING HE HAS YOU ON A LEASH. YEAH NICE

PROBABLY SCARED SOME PEOPLE AWAY BUT YOU GUYS WHO STAYED BEHIND CONGRATULATIONS. HERE IS MORE OF THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL 2006 I JUST WELCOMED THEM BACK FROM COMMERCIAL. I WAS TELLING THEM THIS IS A FUN PART OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT'S 2 A.M. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT. ALL NIGHT OKAY I'VE HAD A COUPLE. WELL I SEE SOME STUMBLING GOING ON AND STUFF LIKE THAT, AND WE LIKE THIS, IT'S ENTERTAINING. HERE SHE IS HI MISS EXOTIC/EROTIC 2006 THANK YOU SO MUCH SAN FRANCISCO FOR EVERYTHING. THANK YOU FOR VOTING FOR ME.

NICE HAT. THANKS. MAD HATTER DUDE. (LAUGHS) WE TALKED TO YOU AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW YES SIR. GIVE US A RECAP NOW. NOW DID THE NIGHT GO? YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS LAV DAV LOVIN Y'ALL S# ITTN ON SACRAMENTO, SACRAMENTO S# IT AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON THIS. LOOK AT THAT THE POSING WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT IS THIS COSTUME EXACTLY. THERE IS AN INTERESTING FEATURE ON THE BACK. A LITTLE BUMBLE BEE. WHAT IS THAT, PULL ONE OUT. DO WHAT?

WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE A BEE? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE TOMMY LEE. PULL ONE OUT. I'M A BUMBLE BEE. THIS MAY NOT BE GOOD FOR T.V. BUT WATCH THIS THOUGH. PULL ONE OUT, YOU SEE? (LAUGHS) HEY LOOK AT HER BEAUTIFUL RIGHT? THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO END THE SHOW. OH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAD FUN RIGHT HERE. YEAH WE HAD A GOOD TIME. LAST NIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME I WAS HERE LAST YEAR I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU TAPED IT AND I SAW IT LAST NIGHT, SO HOPEFULLY I CAN SEE MYSELF WELL SOMETIME WITHIN THE NEXT YEAR BEFORE NEXT YEAR'S PARTY AND WISE MOVE NOT DOING ANYTHING EMBARRASSING. YOUR NOT WEARING ANY CRAZY NO, MAYBE I ALREADY PUT MY STUFF BACK ON (LAUGHS) DON'T CHEAT YOURSELF, TREAT YOURSELF (INDISCERNIBLE) EVERY DAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING PIMP STRAIGHT FROM THE MI-SHON DRUG SLANK GANG BANG GET MY PIMP ON REAL GANSTA S# IT RIGHT HERE YEE GIMME ME A LITTLE SOMETHIN ABOUT EXOTIC/EROTIC. EXOTIC/EROTIC THE HOSING WANNA TAKE IT I DON'T GIVE A F# # K, SEE B# TCHES BUCK NAKED HOSES BE TRICKIN, I'M FROM THE MISSION WE SEND EM AND SPIN EM THAT'S WHY I BE PIMPIN YEAH RIGHT LET'S SEE THIS HAT. SHINE THAT HAT. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH THAT'S NICE. LIFE IS TOO SHORT JUST ENJOY AS MUCH YOU CAN. NOTHING IS GUARANTEED. OH THAT'S A GREAT HAT RIGHT THERE. LOOK AT THAT. HELLO JOE. HI MOM IT'S THE END OF OUR SHOW, RIGHT? I SAY THIS IS MY OPINION I SAY SUCCESSFUL NIGHT WHAT DO YOU SAY? IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT IT'S MY FIRST TIME COMING. YOU GUYS ARE TOO SOBER FOR US. SORRY. PEOPLE THAT MISSED IT THIS YEAR, TELL THEM WHAT THEY MISSED. Y'ALL MISSED OUT ON A GOOD TON OF FUN, SERIOUSLY, NO JOKE. I SAY WHAT'S UP? I ROCKED THE MIKE WITH YOU GUYS ELVIS IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, I GOT PILLS FOR EVERYBODY ECSTASY WHAT YOU GUYS GOT? NICE.

UH OH OH HE'S GOT BLUE ON HIS TONGUE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? EVERYBODY IS GETTING THEIR GOOD LUCK RIGHT NOW (INDISCERNIBLE) YOU SMACK THE ASS FOR GOOD LUCK. THAT'S THE ASS OF THE YEAR. (INDISCERNIBLE) WE NEED SOME TIPS NOW. WE NEED SOME TIPS. FOR REAL. THIS GUY IS ON FIRE LOOK AT HIM TELL THEM WHERE ELSE CAN YOU DO THAT? THIS IS THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL AND MY MAN DOWN HERE WALLY, WALLY THIS IS THE ASS OF THE YEAR, RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. WE'RE DONE KING, WHAT DO YOU THINK? SUCCESSFUL NIGHT RIGHT? IT WAS AN AWESOME NIGHT AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL INCREDIBLE EVENING. THIS IS IT. HI. THIS WAS IT, IT WAS A BLAST EVERY WEEK WE'RE AT A DIFFERENT CRAZY EVENT AND WE ACTUALLY HAD A POLL OUR VIEWERS VOTED THIS THE #1 WILDEST PARTY.

THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF TIME. THAT'S IT FROM UP HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO YOU KNOW I WAS KIND OF CALLING FLAV OUT A LITTLE. I FEEL A LITTLE BAD FLAV TALK TO FLAV FOR A SECOND, HEY FLAV, IT'S ART. IF YOU HAD A GOOD EXCUSE FOR BLOWING OFF THE WHOLE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL THING, THEN THAT'S FINE BUT IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE, MAN, DUDE YOU LET US ALL DOWN. WE PUT YOU IN OUR EPISODE GUIDE WE PROMISED FLAVOR FLAV. AND I JUST GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS ISN'T BLACK MAIL IT'S NOT A THREAT, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION I HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE # AND YOUR EMAIL THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING, RIGHT? I DIDN'T SAY I WOULD PUT IT UP ON THE SCREEN OR ANYTHING, I DIDN'T SAY THAT RIGHT? I DIDN'T SAY THAT NEXT WEEK I WOULD DO THAT. NO, I DIDN'T DO THAT AT ALL BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW FLAV, I HAVE THAT INFORMATION, I ACQUIRED IT LAST NIGHT SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONTACT US AT ARTMANN.COM LET US KNOW WHY YOU DECIDED TO BREAK ALL OF OUR HEARTS. YEAH YOU DECIDED THIS WAS A SATURDAY, I'M GONNA BREAK SOME HEARTS. I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING, THANKS TO PERRY MANN FOR UH JUST LETTING US HAVE A GREAT TIME AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL HEY WHAT'S UP I'M THE HOTDOG FIRST TIME EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL 2006 WAS A GREAT TIME, SO MANY WOMEN, SO LITTLE TIME. YOU GET A LOT OF WHAT'S UP DAWG AND THAT KIND OF STUFF TONIGHT YEAH PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOUR NOT A WEINER YOU'RE A WINNER. IS THERE A HOTDOG DANCE OR SOMETHING YOU CAN DO FOR OUR CLOSING CREDITS. (INDISCERNIBLE) THANKS MAN.