Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 219 - TV14

Episode Title: The Grand-daddy of Leather Celebrations

Description: You won't believe your eyes! Come with us to the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. Each year more than 300,000 people show up for this celebration of leather.

Transcript:

HI GUYS HOW YA DOIN? IT'S ME, IT'S ART. I'M DRESSED AS A WITCH AND I'M HOLDING A FLASH LIGHT. TO CREATE SOME SORT OF DRAMATIC HALLOWEEN EFFECT. IT'S BECAUSE IT'S OUR 2006 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL. TAKE A LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE. THIS WEEK WE ARE IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR. IT'S ART. WE'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD S# IT TODAY. YOU BUY THOSE HERE? I DID. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SEE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE? ART'S THEME MUSIC WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS, HOW YOU DOING? WE ARE IN SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEEK FOR THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR. THEY'VE ACTUALLY CLOSED THIS ENTIRE STREET JUST FOR BLOCKS AND I'M TOLD ABOUT 400,000 PEOPLE WILL COME HERE TO CELEBRATE LEATHER. SO ACTUALLY I SHOULD ISSUE THIS WARNING, IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, BY MAN ASS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO JUST CHANGE THE CHANNEL. I'M SORRY. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO BUT I DO PROMISE YOU THIS, IT'LL BE INTERESTING AS HELL. THERE ARE A LOT OF FUN PRODUCTS IN THERE, A LOT OF LEATHER, LOT OF CRAZY, I'M TOLD IT'S CALLED GEAR. IT'S NOT A COSTUME, IT'S GEAR. SO, LET'S CHECK OUT SOME GEAR.

I WANT YOU TO DESCRIBE THIS RIGHT NOW. SHOCKING.

IT IS ONE OF THOSE EVENTS WHERE I'M NOT REALLY NEEDED. WE COULD JUST SET UP THE CAMERA AND PEOPLE WOULD BE MORE THAN CONTENT JUST PEOPLE WATCHING. WITHOUT A DOUBT. OH YEAH YOU GOT WAY TOO MUCH CLOTHES ON. YEAH YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE CAUSE THIS IS SOME CRAZY. FOR A GUY LIKE ME, ROAMING INTO THIS, THIS IS JUST A CRAZY SCENE. I JUST ROAMED INTO THIS, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT THIS FOLSOM STREET FAIR IS ALL ABOUT? WELL IT'S A CHANCE TO CELEBRATE KINK HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO. HERE TALK TO US ABOUT THIS OUTFIT.

I USUALLY DO ROPE WORK ON OTHER PEOPLE BUT JUST WANTED TO DO A LITTLE MYSELF. SO IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DEALS WHERE JUST ANYTHING GOES. PRETTY MUCH. WHAT THE THEME HERE? WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE GOING ON? LITTLE BIT OF LEATHER, LITTLE BIT OF JEAN AND A WHOLE LOT OF BEAUTIFUL WHOO (LAUGHS)

WHAT IS THIS A CELEBRATION OF HERE? THE CELEBRATION IS LEATHER FREEDOM. RIGHT. IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING FREE AND BEING WHO YOU ARE. TELL EVERYONE ELSE AS YOU WALK AROUND, SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU SEE AT THIS THING. OH HONEY, MY FRIENDS IN CHICAGO WONT BELIEVE IT. NOAH THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT. YOU HAVE LIKE A CHICAGO FOOD FAIR OR SOMETHING. YEAH IT'S ALL ABOUT BRATWURST, YEAH . THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT TOO. BEER AND PIZZA YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN TO THIS STUFF THOUGH. I ALSO SEE THAT YOU ARE A TOP. YES I AM (LAUGHS)

ALL RIGHT I SEE YOU'VE GOT YOUR GOURD ON. I CERTAINLY DO AND NOBODY IS NOT PROPERLY DRESSED UNLESS THEY DO HAVE THE GOURD ON. IT'S THE ULTIMATE IN CULTURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT. IT IS TOTALLY GREEN, TOTALLY GROWN, NO TWO ARE ALIKE. EACH ONE HAS A DISTINCT PERSONALITY WHICH CAN REFLECT THE PERSONALITY OF THE WEARER. GIMME THE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WELL ISN'T IT OBVIOUS. IT IS. I JUST WANTED THE NEXT BITE OF YOU SAYING WELL IT'S A GOURD. AND ITS ON MY WELL THE NATIVES OF WEST PAPAEU AND NEW GUINEA WEAR WHAT IS CALLED A PHALLOCRYPT OR COTECO OR PENIS SHEATH GOURD AS A MEANS OF CULTURAL AND MALE ENHANCEMENT. TO INCREASE THEIR STATUS IN THE TRIBE AND ALSO FOR IT'S ORNAMENTAL AND SEMI PRACTICAL USES. YOU CAN'T BE AFRAID OF A LITTLE ATTENTION THOUGH. I NOTICE EVERYONE IS STARING RIGHT AT YOUR GOURD. WELL THAT AFTER AWHILE YEAH HEY UP HERE THE EYES. YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A BRAIN. YOU WERE STARING THE WHOLE TIME. WHAT WAS IT ABOUT THAT, THAT CAPTURED YOUR INTEREST. IT'S SO LONG AND COMPLICATED LOOKING YOU KNOW I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT WOULD WORK. IT IS STILL LIKE A PLACE OF BUSINESS. THIS WOULD BE ALL RIGHT TO ROLL OUT THE GOURD ON. OH YES IT GOES WITH ANYTHING. YOU COULD WEAR IT TO WEDDINGS, BRISSES, IT COMPLETES HIM. HE'S COMPLETE. AND IT DOES AND IT NOBLES HIM. LOOK AT HIM. YOU LOOK VERY NOBLE SIR. I FEEL VERY NOBLE I'M NOT SAYING, CLEARLY I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC, I DON'T MIND IF YOUR GAY, THAT'S YOUR DEAL, WHATEVER. I'M JUST SAYING IF YOUR GONNA SEND A T.V. SHOW AN EMAIL AND SAY COME OUT AND CHECK OUT THE FESTIVAL, MAYBE MAYBE JUST MENTION THERE IS GOING TO BE NAKED DUDES EVERYWHERE. THAT'S ALL.

NOW WALK US THROUGH EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE GOING ON RIGHT NOW. BASICALLY I LIKE TO CALL THIS PARTICULAR TIE MY BONDAGE MISSIONARY POSITION. YEAH IT'S SOMETHING THAT I CHANGED TO DO WITH SUSPENSION STUFF. IS THAT MOST SUSPENSIONS DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG, YOU KNOW PEOPLE COULDN'T STAY IN THEM FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME. SO I STARTED TO MAKING ENOUGH CHANGES TO WHERE I COULD KEEP SOMEONE THERE FOR QUITE AWHILE. AND YOUR PRETTY COMFORTABLE? OH YEAH I'M PRETTY COMFORTABLE. THIS IS INTERESTING TO SEE BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN IN CLUBS WHERE THIS IS GOING ON IN A DARK CORNER OR WHATEVER, IT IS FUN TO SEE THIS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET LITERALLY, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET YES INDEED. YOUR GETTING, IS THIS EXCITING? IS THIS WHAT IS THAT FEELING. YEAH I MEAN IT'S SUPER COMFORTABLE AND THEN JUST TO BE BOUND FOR SEX, IT'S REALLY HOT. IN 6TH GRADE I DID A 4H THING, YOU KNOW WITH DID VARIOUS THINGS. THEY HAD US DOING SOME MACRAME , THAT'S WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF. BUT I WASN'T THINKING OF THAT BACK THEN. I SO WANT TO TAKE MACRAME CLASSES TO ROUND OUT MY BONDAGE KNOWLEDGE. I REALLY DO. HERE'S THE THING, WE GOT AN EMAIL THEY SAID COME ON UP, CHECK OUT THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR, RIGHT. THEY DIDN'T TELL US IT WAS SO CRAZY LIKE THIS. I MEAN THERE IS, IT'S PRIMARILY CAUSE WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW, SO I GOTTA TELL PEOPLE HOW IT IS, IT'S PRIMARILY DUDES WITH THEIR ASSES HANGING OUT. YES. WHAT CAN WE FIND AT KINK.COM, WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT. KINK.COM HOW DO I SUM THAT UP?

THE SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OF BONDAGE AND BDSM PLAY WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK RIGHT NOW. I CAN SEE YOUR TIED UP SO UH I'M ALL TIED UP AT THE MOMENT. SHE'S JOINING IN. YEAH I THINK SHE'S GOING TO JOIN IN, YEAH DO YOU HAVE SOME CONCERNS ABOUT JOINING IN? NO NOT AT ALL. IT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. YOU'LL ACTUALLY BE TIED ALSO, HOW WILL THIS WORK? I DON'T KNOW ASK THE MASTER

SO YOU MIGHT BE THINKING HEY ART, THIS REALLY ISN'T A SCARY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, OH YEAH TAKE A LOOK AT THE MACHINERY COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK, UH- HUH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I KNEW I COULD SCARE EM, YOU SEE HOW AFRAID THEY WERE. WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS, OH IT'S OUR 2006 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL SCARY BACKGROUND, RIGHT? IT'S THE HALLOWEEN EDITION, WE PULL THE HALLOWEEN SPRINKLE OF SPICE ON THERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT BUT LETS GET BACK TO THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I AM BEING A ROTTEN LITTLE GIRL, I PUT THIS BETWEEN MY LEGS AND SAY WOULD THIS BE MORE SEXIER THAN ANYTHING ELSE AH HAH. DON'T YOU LIKE IT? WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS. WE'RE IN SAN FRANCISCO. FOR THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR. YOU JUST WELCOMED THEM BACK FROM BREAK WITH THAT. OH I LIKE TO PLAY AROUND AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. WHAT IS THIS DEVICE NEXT TO YOU RIGHT HERE? THIS IS F# # KZILLA. SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME. THIS IS F# CKZILLA. SINCE YOU ARE SO PASSIONATE TELL THEM RIGHT NOW WHY THEY SHOULD COME TO THIS. OH ASS. (LAUGHS)

CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD. FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE. TELL ME ABOUT THIS DEVICE RIGHT HERE. IT FRIGHTENS ME A LITTLE. YEAH LIKE THEY SAID IT'S F# # KZILLA A COUPLE OF ATTACHMENTS. YOU CAN CHANGE THE ATTACHMENTS. AND IT CAN ACTUALLY PICK SOMEONE UP AS WELL. GREAT. WHO COMES IN WITH THIS. WHO COMES IN WITH A HEY LET'S MAKE A CRAZY THIS SUPPOSEDLY IS FROM SHORT CIRCUIT 2 THE MOVIE PARTS OF IT? THE WHOLE THING, THIS ROBOT HAS A NAME, FROM THAT MOVIE SHORT CIRCUIT 2. WE JUST ADDED THESE ATTACHMENTS ON. NOW YOUR CELEBRATING LEATHER TODAY. I SURE AM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? HAVE YOU BEEN TO THIS BEFORE? YEAH I HAVE. SEVERAL YEARS. I LOVE IT. IT'S AWESOME. WE HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THIS CRAZY. WELL YEAH YOU GOT WAY TOO MUCH CLOTHES ON. YEAH (LAUGHS) TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS FOLSOM STREET FAIR. GIMME YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS THING. WELL I FLEW FROM SAN DIEGO SO, (LAUGHS) REALLY? YEAH THERE IS ABOUT 10 OF US THAT FLEW FROM SAN DIEGO. TELL ME WHAT IT IS ABOUT THE LEATHER THAT EVERYONE LOVES SO MUCH. WHAT IS IT ABOUT LEATHER? THIS IS SEXY. YOU GOT IT GOING ON RIGHT HERE. IT'S CLUB KID MEETS GAY LAND.

I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A QUICK FORECAST, THERE IS NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY BUT THERE IS 100% CHANCE OF RAINING MEN. (LAUGHS) WHAT IS THAT LATEX? IT'S LATEX YES. NOW WHAT IS IT, WE TALKED A LOT ABOUT LEATHER. THIS IS ALL A CELEBRATION OF LEATHER. TELL ME ABOUT LATEX. IT'S A CELEBRATION OF KINK IN GENERAL. ALL RIGHT WHERE YOU GUYS FROM? AUSTIN WHOO. WE KNOW AUSTIN HAS SOME CRAZINESS. YEAH BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SOME CRAZINESS TODAY? A LITTLE BIT AUSTIN IS PRETTY WEEK COMPARED TO THIS. WHAT DOES LATEX DO? I KNOW IT SMELLS KIND OF COOL, HUH? IT SMELLS COOL, IT FEELS NICE AND KIND OF CONSTRICTS YOU IN. WE GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT THIS THING. AND IT BASICALLY SAID YOU GOTTA COME TO FOLSOM STREET FAIR THEY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT IT'S A TON OF DUDES WALKING AROUND. WITH EVERYTHING JUST FLYING. YEAH AND IF A PERSON OUT THERE SAYS YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE THAT LATEX SET UP, HOW DO I BUY THAT? WHERE DO THEY GET THAT? WELL I KNOW THERE ARE A COUPLE OF SHOPS HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO THAT SELL THEM. THERE'S LOADS OF SHOPS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. I MEAN THIS IS FROM LONDON.

THESE PEOPLE ARE NICE ENOUGH TO LET US COME IN TO THEIR EVENT AND SHOOT IT AND EVERYTHING, BUT I'M SORRY, WE JUST WALKED BY A BIG CIRCLE OF PEOPLE AND IN THE MIDDLE A BUNCH OF DUDES JUST DECIDED YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS, IT'S TIME. LET'S JUST DO THIS AND UH HOW DO I DESCRIBE THIS?

ON THIS SHOW WE SHOW A LOT OF CRAZINESS, WE'VE SEEN SOME THINGS TODAY THAT WE CAN'T SHOW. ABSOLUTELY AND WE'RE EXCITED. WE SAW THREE GUYS IN A CIRCLE DOWN THERE JUST DECIDED IT'S TIME TO UH REALLY? YEAH TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. OKAY. WHAT AS A WOMAN, WHAT IS THAT, WHAT'S THAT FEELING CAUSE WOMEN DON'T DO THAT? THAT'S A MAN THING, HUH. (LAUGHS) BELIEVE IT OR NOT I'VE SEEN A FEW WOMEN DO IT OVER THE YEARS. BUT I MEAN IT'S FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION HERE. THERE ARE NO HOLDS BARRED AND THAT'S REALLY COOL TO SEE. HOW YOU DOING? OKAY HOW ARE YOU? TALK TO US, TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE LEATHER AND YOU LOVE THIS EVENT WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO SPORT THE LEATHER. IT'S WARM. IN COMPARISON TO WHAT? TO LIKE HOW I'M DRESSED. THIS IS MORE FUN. WELL SOMEONE SENT US AN EMAIL, SEE WE DO ALL CRAZY PARTIES AND FESTIVALS, ALL OVER THE COUNTRY RIGHT. SOMEONE SENT US AN EMAIL THAT SAID YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT FOLSOM STREET. IT'S THE CRAZIEST ONE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU NEED TO TALK TO IS LEN, IT'S HIS FIRST TIME HERE. THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME. UH-HUH PLEASE JUST BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME, WHAT IS IT ABOUT LEATHER AS A MATERIAL. EVERYONE IS CELEBRATING LEATHER TODAY, BUT WHAT IS IT ABOUT THAT MATERIAL. I WOULD SAY IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE SYMBOLISM. I DON'T THINK IT'S THE LEATHER AT ALL, IT'S JUST THE ATTITUDE. LEATHER IS AN ATTITUDE. THAT'S WHAT SOMEONE TOLD US. HE SAID LEATHER IS NOT A MATERIAL, IT'S AN ATTITUDE. THIS IS, THIS SEEMS TO ME THIS IS CLASSIC SAN FRANCISCO. ABSOLUTELY 100% ANYTHING GOES. AND I'M FROM OUR NATIONS CAPITAL, SO THIS IS WOULD YOU WEAR THIS OUTFIT IN D.C.? YEAH I WOULD. WHAT DOES LEATHER SAY? IF LEATHER COULD TALK, WHAT WOULD LEATHER SAY? TOUCH ME.

I'VE BEEN COMING TO FOLSOM FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS, IT'S THE BEST PARTY IN THE WORLD. YOU GUYS HAVE A SHOW BEST PARTY SPOTS. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS IT. ARE YOU A, YOU'RE NOT AN ACTUAL COP RIGHT? UH NO. (LAUGHS) ANYTHING YOU WANT TO FIND YOU CAN FIND HERE ESPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES KINK OR LEATHER, ANYTHING GOES HERE. I THINK THAT IS BECOMING VERY CLEAR. ACTUALLY ANYTHING GOES BUT I DID NOT PISS ON THE GUY THAT SAID I'M A HUMAN URINAL CAUSE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE CITY CODES ON URINATING IN THE STREET. HEY TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE THERE. WELL THESE GUYS ARE MINE. WE JUST PICKED HIM UP ALONG THE STREET OVER THERE BUT JUST TOOK THEM FOR A WALK. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? RIGHT NOW I'M TALKING TO MY VERY GOOD GIRLFRIEND COOKIE. COOKIE? WHY ISN'T COOKIE DOWN HERE IN THIS MAYHEM? THAT IS WHAT I'M ASKING HER. SHE NEEDS TO BE HERE. I MEAN THIS IS WHAT THIS EVENT IS ABOUT, RIGHT BABY? YUP. FREAKING OUT THE FREAKS. HERE IF YOU'RE A FREAK, THAT IS ACTUALLY A COMPLIMENT. IT REALLY IS. DON'T S# IT ON THE SIDEWALK. THIS IS A TRAVEL SHOW. I JUST NEED TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS. OKAY THERE IS A LOT OF NAKEDNESS AROUND HERE AND THERE ARE A LOT OF MAN ASS, BUT YOU KNOW IT COMES TOGETHER TO BE THIS ONE BEAUTIFUL EVENT. AND IT'S AWESOME.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GUYS GONE TO THIS BEFORE? THIS IS MY SECOND MY SECOND. DESCRIBE IT TO EVERYONE. I LIKE TO DO THIS BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WATCH IT. THE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT HERE. ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. LIBERATING, AND FUN. I WAS JUST GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF FREE CONDOMS RIGHT THERE. JUST FOR YOU. DO YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE HOW MANY GLEN TOOK? TRUST ME WE'RE SEEING IT. WHAT WAS THAT? (LAUGHS) IT'S ART! ART! I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU. WHAT'S UP? (LAUGHS) HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO DO. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WATCHING TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO. TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS H-O-T HOT. (LAUGHS) I TALKED TO THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE AND MET THEM IN PERSON, THEY FILLED ME IN. I WAS FILMED BY CHANNEL 7 WITH DAN ASHLEY TOO ABOUT THE 12 GALAXY POPULATIONS THAT BILL CLINTON WAS NOT PAYING ME AS A MOVIE STAR SO IT WAS THE ARACOUS SOCIETY OF FLYING SAUCERS, SPACE VACATIONS, UH, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN WASHINGTON, NOW SENT TO THE PENTAGON KEEPING TOP SECRET UH, BUSH AND CLINTONS GUILTY FOR EMBEZZLEMENT OF THE CIA'S TELEPATHIC INVENTIONS DISAPPEARING INTO THIN AIR AND ALSO YOU HAVE BECOME A SAN FRANCISCO ICON MY FRIEND. YEAH CHARLES SALINGER WHEN I MET HIM HE IDENTIFIED ME AS A MOVIE STAR AND HE MOVED OVER TO ABC WORLD NEWS TO WHAT IS THIS MAKE OUT OF? WHAT MATERIAL ARE YOU CELEBRATING? LATEX. WHY DO YOU LIKE LATEX SO MUCH? IT'S GREAT STUFF. IT JUST LOOKS BEAUTIFUL WHAT IS THE GIST OF YOUR MESSAGE? GIMME THE SHORT VERSION. WELL I TRY TO GET THE IMPEACHMENTS FOR MAY OF NEXT YEAR AND REGAN MADISON'S PUSHING CLINTON'S GUILTY, OF THE 12 GALAXY POPULATIONS AND (INDISCERNIBLE) IS A T.V. STAR AND A MOVIE STAR TOO. PUT IT IN A COUPLE SENTENCES WHAT THIS WHOLE FESTIVAL IS ABOUT. I THINK ITS ABOUT JUST BEING YOURSELF AND ENJOYING THAT AND HAVING OTHER PEOPLE ENJOY IT. I'M NOT SURE I'M FOLLOWING THIS. WELL IT'S ABOUT THE POPULATIONS ON OTHER PLANETS AND THAT I WAS NOT PAID AS A MOVIE STAR TOO WHAT ABOUT THIS PLUTO MAN, THEY'RE SAYING IT'S NOT A PLANET NOW, THEY'RE KILLING ME. WELL I THINK THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE 12 GALAXIES IS LYING ABOUT IT THOSE POPULATIONS ABOUT 5 BILLION ACROSS PLUTO OVER THERE TOO. LAST YEAR I PAINTED ON THE LATEX. OH THIS YEAR A LITTLE BIT EASIER, YEAH WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS FESTIVAL? THIS FESTIVAL IS VERY NICE, NICE CROWDS AND YOU KNOW THEY CAN OBSERVE MY PROTEST AND TALK TO SOME OF THEM AND TELL THEM ABOUT THE POPULATIONS ON OTHER PLANETS TOO. WHAT IS THIS WORD RIGHT HERE? NEXSRUFREKIKOL SOCIETY IS A POPULATION MAYBE ACROSS UH 80,000 GALAXIES OR 900,000 GALAXIES AWAY USING MOSTLY ROCKETS INSTEAD OF MOSTLY CARS WITH SPACE VACATIONS OUTDATING TODAY'S AUTOMOBILE SOCIETIES WATCH THIS. OQUATANGINWAN UH I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS, YEAH I'M PREGNANT SO I'M NOT ALL0WED TO PAINT IT ON. THE KIDS FIRST TRIP. I KNOW. WELL CONGRATULATIONS AND ENJOY YOUR DAY. THIS IS PRETTY CRAZY. IT'S GREAT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK YOU GUYS. OH MAN THAT IS A CREEPY HOUSE, ISN'T IT, OOHHHHH IF YOU TUNE AWAY NOW, I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE YOUR SCARED. HUH? YOU SKEERD. DON'T GO ANYWHERE. MORE HALLOWEEN EDITION RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK.

WELCOME BACK TO OUR HALLOWEEN EDITION, WE'RE JUST ABOUT WINDING THINGS UP HERE BUT WE HAVE A LITTLE MORE, MORE CRAZY OUTFITS IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR YOU GUYS TO ENJOY. WHOOO WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WE ARE JOINED BY SOME REPRESENTATIVES FROM DENMARK. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? GOOD. FINE. TELL THEM WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON HERE TODAY. WHAT IS GOING ON AT THIS FESTIVAL? WE ARE CELEBRATING LEATHER. UH, AND EXHIBIT A. NO, NO, NO THAT ARE THONGS AND LATHER PANTS. CHAPS. AND CHAPS YUP. THAT'S ABOUT IT. IT'S A FESTIVAL, LEATHER FESTIVAL AND THERE ARE A LOT OF GAY MEN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE? WELL ACTUALLY I HAVE LEATHER GOODS HERE, THEY'RE ALL TASTE OF BRAZIL.COM CHECK IT OUT. WHAT ARE THOSE? THEY'RE HOLSTERS, THAT'S HOW YOU WEAR THEM. THEY ARE ADJUSTABLE. THEY'RE GUYS AND GIRLS. WEARING AND ALSO I HAVE UTILITY BELTS YOU ALSO HAVE SOME LEATHER, IT LOOKS LIKE, NO THE LITTLE STARS THERE. THEY'RE ALL HOLSTERS AND UTILITY BELTS. NO ON YOUR CHEST. OH YEAH THIS IS JUST SOMETHING, SOMETHING. (LAUGHS) THERE ARE A LOT OF DUDES HERE AND THEY'RE NOT CHECKING US OUT, JUST PASSING BY. LOOK AT PEOPLE LOVING THE HOLSTERS. THOSE ARE HOLSTERS GUYS. I KNOW YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW BUT WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING YOUR PRODUCT. THIS ONLY HELPS HER CAUSE. IT SHOWS PEOPLE LOVE IT. HOW DO YOU WEAR ONE? LET ME SHOW YOU. YOU GUYS GOING TO PICK UP ANYTHING. YOU GONNA PICK UP A WHIP OR ANYTHING? OH WE DON'T KNOW YET, MAYBE. I LOVE THAT YOU CAME HERE FROM DENMARK ON THE VACATION THING AND YOU STUMBLED ONTO THIS. YEAH EXACTLY WE WERE SO LUCKY AND WE'RE SO SHOCKED. GO LIKE THAT THAT IS KIND OF COOL. GIMME YOUR HAND. AND THAT'S IT. WELL I RECEIVED A CONDOM AND IT'S HANDY FOR GOOD VIBRATIONS.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? WHAT IS GOING ON? I'M WEARING DANCER COSTUME WITH TINY SHORTS. I'M IN THE SAME. IT'S THE NEW THING TO DO. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? WE ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE CITY. OH DO YOU? SO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS. DO YOU GUYS EVER DO AN EVENT THAT IS NOT ALL CRAZY. NO. IT'S GOTTA BE OVER THE TOP. DUDE THAT IS A GREAT HAT. THANK YOU BUT IT'S ACTUALLY MY HAIR. THIS IS AN EXPRESSION WE USE ON THE SHOW. WE GIVE OUT AN AWARD ONCE A YEAR FOR BEST HAT. THIS IS A HAT. AND I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE JUST BEEN NOMINATED. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. DO YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SPEECH HOW IT FEELS TO BE NOMINATED ON ART MANN PRESENTS. IT'S AN HONOR TO BE NOMINATED ON YOUR GREAT TELEVISION SHOW. DO YEAR OLD LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO. NO WE LIVE IN WINE COUNTRY. WHAT IS YOUR THEME TODAY? MY THEME TODAY IS UH OBVIOUSLY UPSIDE DOWN WINGS, FALLEN ANGEL TYPE OF CHICK. YOU KNOW KIND OF NAUGHTY. THIS IS JUST LETTING YOURSELF GO AND HAVE FUN. YEAH HAVING FUN. WEARING WHATEVER YOU WANT, DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT. YEAH EXACTLY. TELL MY T.V. FRIENDS OUT THERE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE SEEN TODAY. WHAT I'VE SEEN I'VE SEEN, OH CAN I SAY SOMETHING? YEAH GO FOR IT.

I'VE SEEN ASSES LOT OF ASS I'VE SEEN MASSES. NICE. AND SOME OTHER I WONT MENTION. YEAH I WATCH YOUR SHOW ON HDNet YOU GOTTA TALK TO ME MAN. ALL RIGHT. LUCKILY I HAVE THE CAMERA, CAUSE IF THIS WERE RADIO, RIGHT NOW, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DESCRIBE THIS. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT. WE'RE DOING A RADIO SHOW RIGHT NOW, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS? FREAKY, LEATHER, NAKED. LET ME JUST STEP OUT OF THE WAY, WORK THAT RUNWAY CAUSE YOU HAVE SOME ATTITUDE AND WE'RE LOVING IT.

LOOK AT THAT, I KNEW THAT WAS INSIDE OF HER. OUR RATINGS JUST WENT THROUGH THE ROOF. YEAH THE RATINGS WENT JUST THROUGH THE ROOF. HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M WONDERFUL HOW ARE YOUR? WHAT ARE YOU, TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU HAVE GOING ON HERE, IT'S MAKING ME STUTTER A LITTLE. WELL IT'S KIND OF UH, A 1950S SLOW BACK TO A PIN UP BUT WITH A LITTLE SPICE GOING ON ALL RIGHT TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU BOUGHT. THAT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE CROP. WELL I WAS WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH THESE SO MUCH THAT IT BROKE. HOW DOES THIS MAKE A GIRL FEEL DRESSING LIKE THIS. I FEEL KIND OF LIKE A CELEBRITY. I MEAN THE SECOND I GOT IN HERE EVERYONE WAS TAKING MY PICTURE HE'S GOT SOME LEATHER WHIPS THAT'S HOT. WE GOT AN EMAIL FROM A VIEWER TELLING US TO COME TO THIS EVENT, HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THIS THING IS OUTRAGEOUS. I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE DRESSED DOWN. (SCREAMS IN DELIGHT) SORRY MOM, MY MOM THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE A REAL JOURNALIST. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

I'LL TELL YOU MY STORY. I WANT TO FIND THE TOURISTS THAT ARE JUST HERE IN TOWN FOR SOME OTHER REASON AND THEY'VE JUST STUMBLED ONTO THIS. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO FIND.

SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE ARE WALKING AWAY FROM THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR FOUR OR FIVE BLOCKS AWAY, AND THE TOURISTS DRIVE BY AND THEY SEE A GANDER OUT THEIR WINDOW AND THEY'RE QUITE SHOCKED TO SEE PEOPLE DRESSED HOW YOU SEE PEOPLE DRESSED HERE AT THE FAIR. IT'S A LOT OF FUN. TELL EVERYONE WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. TRUTHFULLY I THINK I THINK THIS IS ABOUT GETTING F# # KED UP. I JUST LEARNED THIS, I LEARNED THAT THEY'RE RAISING LIKE $250,000 WITH THIS THING EVERY YEAR. DID YOU KNOW THAT? THIS IS A REALLY IMPORTANT FAIR IN SAN FRANCISCO IT RAISES A LOT OF MONEY FOR CHARITY

HAVE YOU BEEN TO THIS BEFORE? I HAVEN'T BEEN BEFORE. WELL GIMME YOUR THOUGHTS, FIRST YEAR. WE SAY WOMEN GETTING WHIPPED, WOMEN GETTING SPANKED, LEATHER, NUDITY, IT WAS AWESOME. THE GUY PLAYING WITH HIS SAC RIGHT BEHIND YOU. PEOPLE JUST HAVING A LOT OF FUN RIGHT BEHIND ME. EXACTLY. YOUR FROM SWITZERLAND? YEAH WHERE IS SHE FROM? SHE'S FROM MEXICO. ALL RIGHT WHAT EVENT DO YOU HAVE IN SWITZERLAND OR MEXICO THAT IS ANYTHING LIKE THIS. NO. I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. CAN WE HAVE SOME CRAZY DANCING RIGHT NOW?

MAXIMUM RESPECT TO YOU FOR WEARING THAT BY THE WAY. THAT TAKES A LOT, I MEAN PLEASE, RIGHT? YOU CAME UP WITH THIS? OH I MADE IT. HE MADE IT. I MADE THIS TOO. THIS IS ALL HIM.

WHY ARE YOU SPANKING EVERYONE? BECAUSE THEY'RE BEING VERY, NAUGHTY HE'S BAD. TWO BEERS AT ONCE, THAT'S BAD. WHY DO I ALWAYS END UP GETTING SPANKED? I'M AFRAID. OW OW THAT'S NOT BAD SO HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO FIND THAT PERFECT AMOUNT RIGHT THERE? HOW LONG DID IT TAKE? I MEAN DID YOU HURT SOME GUYS FIRST? OH NO. I WAS BORN WITH THIS ABILITY. YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE A MESSAGE ABOUT THIS, LIKE TELL THEM WHY THEY SHOULD COME TO THIS. FOLSOM STREET FAIR THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD WE CAN BE FREE AND LEATHER AND NAKED AND IT DOESN'T MATTER. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT FOOLED BY ALL THIS. PEOPLE SAY OH IT'S FOLSOM STREET FAIR YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. I THINK IN SAN FRANCISCO YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. THIS IS TRUE BUT THIS JUST ENHANCES. WHY ARE YOU NOT IN LEATHER? NO I DRESS IN LEATHER THE REST OF THE YEAR. THIS IS MY OUTRAGEOUS OUTFIT. BEND OVER HONEY, (LAUGHS) THAT IS IT. WE ARE DONE. WITH OUR 2006 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL. HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED IT. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE SHOW. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN EMAILING US LIKE CRAZY. THIS SHOW IS ON FIRE MAN. AND I WANT TO REMIND YOU IF YOU GO TO ART MANN.COM YOU CAN ALSO EMAIL US OR YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT THESE CRAZY EVENTS WE DO. WHEN IS THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL? OH WHAT IF I WANT TO GO TO AUSTIN, TEXAS, WHEN SHOULD I GO? IT'S ALL ON THAT WEB SITE. THANKS AGAIN FOR WATCHING.

BAD ARLO THAT'S ONE OF MY BEEFS IS YOU PARK YOUR CAR, THE VALET HAS TONS OF COLOGNE AND YOU GET BACK IN YOUR CAR, THE CAR STINKS LIKE THEIR COLOGNE. IT'S MY CAR, I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THEIR COLOGNE. WHAT SAY YOU ABOUT THAT? WELL PROBABLY THEIR COLOGNE IS MUCH MORE ADVANCED AND CROSSES OTHER GALAXIES YOU KNOW