Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 218 - TV14

Episode Title: The Giant Burning Marionette of Doom and Gloom

Description: This week it's New Mexico for the Burning of Zozobra. Everyone's troubles go up in smoke as they burn this fifty foot tall hideous freak. Viva la Fiesta!

Transcript:

TONS OF PEOPLE HERE IN NEW MEXICO, A LITTLE RAIN THAT WE DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT, AND A GIANT PUPPET THAT IS ABOUT TO BE TORCHED. HE REPRESENTS GLOOM AND DOOM AND HE'S GOING DOWN. GOODBYE PUPPET. ROLL THAT THEME MUSIC, LET'S BURN HIM. (ARTS THEME MUSIC) AHHH, SANTA FE NEW MEXICO, SO BEAUTIFUL. LOCATED IN THE NORTH CENTRAL PART OF THE STATE 289 MILES SOUTH OF DENVER. IT'S NESTLED IN THE FOOTHILLS OF THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS AT 7000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL, IT'S THE HIGHEST CAPITAL CITY IN THE U.S.A. SANTA FE IN SPANISH MEANS HOLY FAITH. LET'S SEE IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD TELL YOU ABOUT SANTA FE. OH YEAH ONE OTHER THING, EVERY YEAR THEY BURN THIS GIANT FREAKISH MARIONETTE OF DOOM AND GLOOM.

DID YOU FEEL IT, DID YOU GET RID OF SOME WORRIES. YEAH YEAH YEAH HEY DID YOU GUYS GET RID OF SOME WORRIES YES HOW DID WE GET LIKE THIS? WERE WE DANCING IN THE MUD. NO WE WERE MUD WRESTLING. GIVE US SOME WORRY FREE HAPPY MUD DANCING. C'MON VIVA LA FIESTA I HAVE TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF. THEY WERE WHITE. (INDISCERNIBLE) YEAH LIVE YOUR LIFE. WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS, YOU JUST SAW WHAT'S COMING UP IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR SO YOU SORT OF UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON, WE JUST GOT HERE THERE ARE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERE ALREADY. WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO THE PEOPLE THAT PUT THIS GIANT PUPPET TOGETHER. HE'S RIGHT THERE. HE'S READY TO BE TORCHED. SO LET'S LEARN HOW HE WAS MADE AND SO FORTH, WHAT'S INVOLVED IN BLOWING HIS BUTT UP AND LET'S TALK TO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST GETTING PRIMED FOR THIS EVENT. AND WHEN I SAY PRIMED, I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, YOU THINK I MEAN LIKE JUST GETTING READY, UH, YOU KNOW STARTING TO GET EXCITED. I DON'T MEAN THAT AT ALL. I MEAN JUST SOME PRELIMINARY DRINKING SO THAT THEY WILL GET READY FOR THE TRUE DRUNKENNESS THAT WE LIKE TO CAPTURE HERE ON THE SHOW. IT'S RAINING. WE DON'T CARE. AND THESE PEOPLE CLEARLY DON'T CARE. THAT PUPPET IS HOPING IT'S GOING TO SAVE IT'S BUTT BUT I'M TOLD NOTHING CAN SAVE ZOZOBRA I HOPE I'M SAYING IT RIGHT BECAUSE THE WAY I'VE BEEN SAYING IT, I ENJOY IT. ZO-ZOBRA

I'M READY FOR SOME FACTS ON THIS THING BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE BIT PUZZLED. OKAY YOU COULD UNDERSTAND THAT RIGHT. OF COURSE, OF COURSE I SHOW UP HERE, I SEE A HUGE CROWD. I SAW A GIANT PUPPET. THEY TELL ME IT'S GOING TO BE LIT ON FIRE. AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CHEER. THAT'S ABOUT ALL I KNOW. THE WORLDS LARGEST MARIONETTE RIGHT. 49 FEET TALL, CONTROLLED BY MANY, MANY GOBLINS BEHIND. LOADED WITH PYRO BEYOND AN AMAZING FIREWORKS SHOW AND WE'LL DISPEL OF GLOOM, OLD MAN GLOOM THIS EFFIGY. IN A COUPLE HOURS. SO GIMME SOME STATS ON WHAT WE'RE GOING TO SEE HERE IN THE WAY OF PYRO. WELL WE HAVE DOWN BELOW WE HAVE THE CAULDRONS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WITCHES CAULDRONS AND THEY'LL HAVE A GREEN GLOW. WE HAVE RED POTS, FLAME POTS THAT COME OUT OF THE MOUTH. WE HAVE GREEN FLAME POTS THAT COME OUT OF THE EYES AND BEHIND US WE HAVE A HUGE FIREWORK SHOW THAT WILL BE PART OF THE EVENT AFTER ZOZOBRA BURNS. AND I HEAR THAT THIS GUY, HE DOESN'T JUST GO DOWN EASILY, I HEAR HE FIGHTS AND HE FIGHTS, HE FIGHTS, HE GROANS HE MOANS. AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DO IT TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE CHILDREN IN OUR COMMUNITY. WE'RE A KIWANIS CLUB AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO WITH THE MONEY. NOW TAKE ME BACK A COUPLE OF WEEKS OR HOWEVER LONG. I IMAGINE THIS TAKES A LITTLE WHILE TO PUT TOGETHER. IT DOES. WE START IT IN MY GARAGE SOMETIME IN JULY AND IT TOOK THAT LONG TO GET THE FRAMEWORK AND THE WOODWORK GOING AND THEN WE MOVED HIM INTO A WAREHOUSE ALMOST TWO WEEKS AGO WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS. YOU KNOW THIS LAS FIESTAS OF SANTA FE WILL BE CELEBRATED FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS AFTER THIS. THIS KICKS IT OFF. THIS IS SO THEY CAN CELEBRATE THEIR WONDERFUL FESTIVAL THAT FIESTA ITSELF FROM WHAT I READ ON THE INTERNET, SEE I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH NICE, NICE IT'S THE OLDEST CELEBRATION OF ITS KIND SO YEAH THE OLDEST CONTINUALLY CELEBRATED FESTIVAL BY EUROPEANS AND NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT. SO WE HAVE NOTHING TOP BE AFRAID OF. WELL NOT NORMALLY BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TOO CLOSE TO THIS STUFF. NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, WE HAVE A BOX I'VE GOT A BOX OF GLOOMS. THESE ARE GLOOMS THAT ALL THE KIDS IN THE STANDS HAVE BEEN WRITING THEIR WORRIES AND THEIR ISSUES DOWN ON AND THIS WILL JOIN THINGS LIKE A WEDDING DRESS THAT IS ALREADY UP IN HIS SKULL A WEDDING VEIL THAT SOMEONE SENT ME WITH THE DIVORCE DOCUMENTS. WE'VE GOT LOTS OF GLOOMY THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO BE BURNED AWAY THIS YEAR. AND THESE ARE JUST SOME MORE GLOOMS THAT CHILDREN HAVE WRITTEN DOWN. YOU KNOW WE WONT READ THEM, WE'LL JUST PUT THEM IN THERE AND THOSE GLOOMS WILL BE ALL GONE BY THE END OF TONIGHT. I WISH I HAD KNOWN ABOUT THAT, WE ACTUALLY HAVE, THERE IS ONE EPISODE MAYBE SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT BUT WE COULD HAVE THROWN THAT EPISODE IN THERE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. HOW DOES THIS RAIN EFFECT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE AND ALL THIS, I SEE BATTERIES WITH CABLES AND STUFF. WELL WE HAVE PREPARED ALL OF OUR EFFECTS TO BE PROTECTED FROM THE RAIN. ZOZOBRA CANNOT ESCAPE EVEN WITH THE RAIN. LET'S FOLLOW HIM UP, HE'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE GLOOM BOX. PLUS WE CAN GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THE CONSTRUCTION OF THIS BAD BOY. WE'RE HERE A LITTLE BIT EARLY AND THAT CROWD IS ALREADY GETTING MASSIVE.

WHAT DO WE DO, WE JUST THROW IT RIGHT UNDER THE SKIRT. LOOK AT THAT, DONE DEAL. 49 FEET TALL, MUSLIN COVERING SHREDDED PAPER COVERING POULTRY KNITTING ON A WOODEN FRAME, LOTS OF TIE WIRE, LOTS OF DUCT TAPE, SPRAY PAINT, AND SOME STAPLES. A LOT OF FLAMMABLE MATERIALS. DON'T FORGET THE FIREWORKS. I SEE HERE IN NEW MEXICO THAT IT'S NOT THE BEST OF DAYS, WEATHER WISE, WILL THAT RAIN STOP THIS. IT NEVER STOPS HIM. NICE. I'M SCARED STANDING NEAR THIS GUY, HE'S CREEPING ME OUT A LITTLE BIT, NOT YOU RAY, THE THING THE MARIONETTE. RAIN OR SHINE WE'RE A GO. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT I SEE STEVE THAT WE TALKED TO EARLIER, HE'S GETTING READY TO PULL THE TRIGGER. THAT MARIONETTE IS GOING UP IN FLAMES RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK.

GOODBYE PUPPET. LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT'S GOING ON? WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK BUT IF ANYONE CHANGES THE CHANNEL NOW, TELL THEM WHAT THEY WOULD MISS. YOU'D MISS THE BURNING OF THAT THING RIGHT THERE. YEAH AND THEY WOULD BE DUMB TOO WOULDN'T THEY? OR GO AROUND WITH KIRK HEADEN AND WATCH THE AGGIES OR SOMETHING. WHAT? WATCH THE AGGIE BURN NO, NO STAY ON TOPIC C'MON WHEN THIS IS OVER, WHEN THIS IS OVER, ALL RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. STAY TUNED MY FRIENDS, WE'LL TORCH THIS FREAK RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK AND WE'LL SEE THIS PLACE TO CRAZY WITH RELIEF WHEN THEIR TROUBLES GO UP IN SMOKE.

THAT WAS AWESOME. SANTA FE NEW MEXICO GET HERE BABY WHOOO WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, TELL ME ABOUT WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE RIGHT UP THERE. WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE THE BURNING OF THAT HUGE THING RIGHT THERE. AND? AND IT'S MY FIRST TIME HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GONNA BE HERE HERE? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BRING YOUR WORRIES WITH YOU AND LEAVE THEM BEHIND, ARE YOU DOING THAT? YES FOR SURE. TIME TO BURN THAT GUY? YES. LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE CAME AND I'M FREEZING AND I'M STILL HERE TO SEE HIM THIS IS SOME SERIOUS RAIN RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT US TRYING TO HANDLE THIS EQUIPMENT. IT'S HARD IN THE RAIN. I CAN'T EVEN TALK MY PHOTO IS SOAKING. WE'LL WERE STILL HERE TO SEE HIM. IT'S A TRADITION EVERY YEAR. THIS YEAR HE DOESN'T HAVE RED HAIR SO I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED BUT WE LIKE WHEN HE BURNS THE RED, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT HE HAS RED HAIR OH (LAUGHS) ARE WE GOING TO FEEL SOMETHING OVERTAKE US AS THEY BURN THAT GIANT PUPPET? DON'T LET DR. GLOOM DO ANYTHING TO YOU BECAUSE WE GOT IT GOING ON YOU KNOW. I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN HAS GONE. ALL OF MY PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN WASHED AWAY. WHOO AN INGENIOUS HAT YOU MADE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU WHAT UP STACHE, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S UP ART MANN, HOW YOU DOIN? TELL ME (LAUGHS) I LIKE YOUR STYLE. TELL ME ABOUT THIS THING. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS I JUST FLEW HERE FROM NEW YORK LIKE AN HOUR AGO. AND I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH IT BURN. THIS IS SOME SERIOUS THEY TOLD ME IF I CAME HERE I COULD PUT ALL MY ALL MY GLOOM INTO THAT THING. I JUST PROJECT IT ONTO IT AND IT BURNS IT AWAY. WE NEED AN EXPERT, WOULD YOU BE CONSIDERED AN EXPERT? AN EXPERT ON WHAT? I'M AN EXPERT ON SOME THINGS. I THINK YOU COULD CALL ME A AMATEUR? AMATEUR. IS BOOZE A PART OF THIS, IT SEEMS LIKE BOOZE IS A PART OF THIS THING. I DRANK A LOT YEAH. I MEAN I DRANK ON THE PLANE, I DRANK YESTERDAY BEFORE I GOT TO THE PLANE TOO WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE AS THEY TORCH THAT MARIONETTE. PRETTY SOON HERE THE LIGHTS ARE GOING TO GO OFF RIGHT. AND SOME PEOPLE DRESS LIKE GHOSTS ARE GOING TO COME OUT, SOME BOY SCOUTS DRESSED UP LIKE GHOSTS ARE GOING TO COME OUT AND DANCE AROUND RIGHT. AND A FIRE DANCER IS GOING TO COME OUT. RIGHT. AND THE CROWD IS GOING TO BE GOING WILD BURN THAT BASTARD. RIGHT NOW. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS DUMB RAIN DO WE? NO. SURE IT'S POURING LIKE CRAZY. YEAH NOW I'M VERY IMPRESSED BECAUSE THIS RAIN NO ONE SEEMS TO GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THE RAIN, RIGHT? IT'S STILL GOING TO BURN. YEAH OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BURN IT'S ZOZOBRA. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE ABOUT TO CHANT. GIMME AN IDEA UH, BURN HIM. BURN HIM. HOW MANY HAVE YOU SEEN BURN? TWO. TWO. AND TAKE US THERE. GIVE US A LITTLE, A LITTLE TEASE AS TO WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE. A SCARY ASS ROAR YOU WONT KNOW TILL YOU SEE IT, IT'S A SURPRISE TO EVERYBODY. TELL THEM RIGHT NOW WHAT YOUR WORRIES ARE THAT YOUR GOING TO LET GO WITH THE BURNING OF THAT PUPPET. I THINK IT'S BETWEEN ME AND THE OLD MAN GLOOM OVER THERE. OH SOME SECRET STUFF? YEAH DO YOU TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THOUGH? DO YOU HAVE SOME WORRIES THAT YOU'VE BROUGHT HERE THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE GO AWAY WITH THE BURNING OF THIS THING. NO. JUST AS LONG AS ASHES DON'T GO ALL OVER US WHEN IT BURNS. THAT'S ALL. ASHES FLY, THE WHOLE THING. YEAH REALLY I'M SERIOUS. WE HEARD IT LIKE BLOWS UP AND EVERYTHING. YEAH AT THE END, IT'S A SURPRISE

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT I HEAR PART 2 WE TAKE TO THE STREETS AND IT'S JUST DRUNK PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. YES THERE IS. (LAUGHS) WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, WE'RE NOT 21. OH I KNOW BUT YOU CERTAINLY HEARD RUMORS. YES, OF COURSE. WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP THIS YEAR? I WASN'T COMING DOWN BUT I KNEW I HAD TO BE HERE BECAUSE IT'S ONCE A YEAR. I HAD TO BE HERE. AND HAVE YOU BROUGHT SOME WORRIES WITH YOU THAT YOU WISH TO SAY GOODBYE TO. YEAH FOR OTHER PEOPLE. FOR WHAT? FOR OTHER PEOPLE YES. OH NICE, LOOK AT YOU. VERY GENEROUS. THANK YOU. TELL US ABOUT ZOZOBRA. ZOZOBRA KICKS ASS. YES. EVEN IF HE'S IN F# # KING FIRE WATER F# # KING GASOLINE. YOU CLEARLY KNOW ABOUT NIGHT LIFE BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR READY TO GO OUT AFTER THIS THING. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE AT THE BAR. (LAUGHS) WHAT BAR ARE WE GOING TO AFTER THIS. DEL CHARRO HOW DID YOU GET THAT SHINER RIGHT THERE? FIGHTING. TONIGHT? NO. YES CAN WE DO A WIDE SHOT OF HOW PEOPLE DRESS UP FOR ZOZOBRA. I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.

YOU GUYS IT IS RAINING LIKE CRAZY WE'RE TRYING TO GET WHAT WE CAN BUT UH, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING THIS IS SOME ACCESS RIGHT HERE. LOOK WHERE I AM. LOOK WHERE THAT GIANT MONSTER IS. IS IT SAFE TO STAND HERE?

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

ZOZOBRA IS ANGRY. HE KNOWS HIS MINUTES ARE NUMBERED. THIS CROWD WANTS TO BURN HIS ASS.

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS CONTINUE)

(FIREWORK EXPLOSIONS)

THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY SICK WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK, WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TALK TO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE ON THE STREET. I GOTTA TAKE COVER DUDE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.

WHEN WE COME BACK, THE SOUL TRAIN STOPS BY RIGHT HERE IN NEW MEXICO. SOME BREAK DANCING.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS HOW YA DOIN? THAT IS WHAT IS LEFT, SHOW EM ARLO. THAT IS WHAT IS LEFT OF ZOZOBRA. HE HAS BEEN BURNT TO A CRISP BUT LOOK. I WANT TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING CAUSE I THINK THIS IS FASCINATING. THE SHOW IS OVER. THAT IS NOW JUST A PARTY. SO WHY AM I STANDING HERE? THAT'S THE QUESTION. DON'T KNOW C'MON LET'S GO TALK TO PEOPLE. WE WERE CLOSE THERE WERE LIKE ASHES FALLING FROM THE SKY. NO, NO, NO THAT WAS LOVE FALLING FROM THE SKY. THAT'S THE DEAL? THAT'S THE DEAL. WE BURNED DOWN ZOZOBRA AND RAIN FALLS, LOVE FALLS WHOO WE GOT MUD AND WE GOT TEQUILA. DID WE GET RID OF SOME WORRIES TODAY? WHAT DID WE GET RID OF. WE BURNED DOWN ALL THE BAD S# IT FROM THE PAST YEAR. WHOOO WHAT DID YOU GET RID OF? WHAT WORRIES DID YOU GET RID OF? OH ALL THE WORRIES ANYTHING BAD THAT HAS HAPPENED, THE RAIN, BUT I KIND OF LIKE THE RAIN, SO IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL GONE. IT'S PERFECT YEAH WHOOO YOU GUYS HOW WAS THAT? THAT WAS AWESOME. IT WAS SO COOL. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE? NO. THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME. WE WERE LIKE RIGHT THERE WHERE WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO BE HANGING OUT. STUFF IS LANDING ON HIS AND EVERYTHING. I KNOW IT WAS FUN.

WHAT UP? FIESTAS CHECK IT OUT BABY! SANTA FE NEW MEXICO GET HERE BABY. TELL THEM HOW IT WENT. IT WAS F# # KING AWESOME MAN. FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN THIS. I JUST SAW YOU BOTH DOING IT, YOUR DOING THE I HAVE NO MORE WORRIES DANCE. EXACTLY. CAN I SEE A LITTLE OF THAT. NO WORRIES. WHAT DID YOU GET RID OF TODAY? DID YOU FEEL IT? I FELT IT ALL AND IT WAS ALL GREAT AND IT WAS ALL COLLECTIVE AND IT F# # KING EXPLODED AND IT WAS GREAT. ASHES FALL FROM THE SKY. OH GOD YEAH I SAW IT, I WAS THERE. I WAS THERE (LAUGHS) DID YOU FEEL IT. DID YOU GET RID OF SOME WORRIES TODAY? OH F# # K YEAH WHAT DID YOU GET RID OF? F- BOMBS? HOMEWORK SORRY, SORRY HOMEWORK OVER THIS WEEKEND IT'S GOING TO BE STRESSFUL BUT TONIGHT I JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT. WHICH ONE OF THESE HOTS IS YOURS? ACTUALLY I'M JUST HERE WITH EM AS FRIENDS. OH REALLY, SO THERE IS STILL TIME MY MAN. THIS IS THE PART NOW, THIS IS JUST STARTING. NOW WE GET GOING SO. ALL RIGHT WELL WE ARE HERE FOR THAT. RIGHT ON GET BACK, SHOW US THAT DANCING, THAT'S CRAZY I HAVE NO WORRIES DANCING RIGHT THERE. LOOK IT SHOW EM. NO WORRIES. I HAVE NONE. THAT GRASS IS WORRYING. NO WORRIES DANCING.

WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S ZOZOBA RIGHT THERE. THAT IS ZOZOBRA. THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY TELL IS TO JUST GIVE THAT A LITTLE TASTES. NO, NO, NO NO? NO ONE. YOU? WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE ME IF I TASTED IT? HMM I'D PROBABLY TELL YOU YOUR CRAZY. SO YOU WONT GIVE ME ANYTHING? I'LL GIVE YOU A PAT ON THE BACK. OH, PAT ON THE BACK THAT'S IT? NO, I DON'T WANT TO PROMOTE EATING MEAT OFF THE GROUND, I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA. THAT'S NOT EVEN MEAT, THAT'S JUST A BONE. YOUR STILL BURNING. SHE'S STILL BURNING. HI. TELL THEM HOW THIS WENT, BECAUSE IT'S HARD MY FIRST TIME HERE WAS AWESOME. NICE HAT. YEAH YEAH. IT WAS RAINING. SO WE HAD TO HAVE A HAT. LISTEN FROM US THINK ABOUT IT FOR US. WE HAVE THIS EXPENSIVE CAMERA RIGHT? THAT RAIN WAS DOGGING US. NO KIDDING. IT'S TIME TO BURN THAT BIG BEAST. AND HE DID. THE RAINS STOPS. WE BURN HIM AND NOW IT'S A HUGE PARTY AND HOW DO YOU FEEL? I FEEL GREAT. PERFECT TIMING. MY WORRY WAS THAT IT WAS GOING TO KEEP RAINING AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE A SHOW. AND YOU BURNED EM IT'S GONE. EVEN ALL THE WORRIES ARE TOTALLY BURNED WITH ZOZOBRA HEY DID YOU GUYS GET RID OF SOME WORRIES YES ALL OF THEM. WHAT DID YOU GET RID OF? WHAT WAS THE BIG THING THAT'S GONE NOW? CHIROPRACTIC (LAUGHS) HOW ABOUT YOU? UM, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOUR WORRIES ARE GONE. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYMORE, IT'S GONE. IT'S TIME TO JUST LET GO AND FEEL FREE AND JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE. YEAH OHHHHHHWWEEEEEE DUDE THAT IS SOME WORRY FREE DANCING, TELL THEM WHY YOUR SO WORRY FREE. BECAUSE IT'S SANTA FE, QUE VIVA!

I WANT TO SEE SOME WORRY FREE DANCING RIGHT NOW. WORRY FREE

OH SOME BREAK DANCING.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? YOU WORRY FREE RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU? HUH? THAT THING WHEN IT BURNS IT GETS RID OF ALL YOUR WORRIES. YES IT DOES. WHAT DID YOU GET RID OF TODAY THAT YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT? THAT'S GONE, WE DON'T CARE IT'S GONE. MY BAD GRADES. YOUR WHAT? MY BAD GRADES. BAD GRADES ARE GONE, WHO CARES. THEY'RE GONE. BUT ISN'T THIS A THURSDAY NIGHT, IF WE STAY UP LATE TONIGHT IT'S NOT GOING TO HELP THOSE GRADES. I KNOW. PLEASE DON'T BE ALARMED THAT THE RAIN STOPPED ON QUE SHOW THEM. DID IT NOT STOP ON CUE? RAIN CAN'T SAVE HIM. YEAH IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY HOW THE RAIN STOPPED.

YOU KNOW WE WERE EXPLAINING TO EVERYONE THAT YOU HAVE NO WORRIES WHEN YOU COME HERE ALTHOUGH YOU'RE A LITTLE WORRIED THAT YOUR COLD. BUT YOU GUYS DON'T CARE RIGHT? HOW DID WE GET LIKE THIS, WERE WE DANCING IN THE MUD? NO WE WERE MUD WRESTLING. A LITTLE BIT. YEAH WE WERE MUD WRESTLING. IT WAS FUN. DID YOU GET RID OF SOME WORRIES TONIGHT? YEAH GIVE US SOME WORRY FREE HAPPY MUD DANCING. C'MON YEAH

NEW ORLEANS IN THE HOUSE, C'MON UNDERWATER KATRINA LIKE HERE WE ARE NEW ORLEANS IS COMING BACK WE'RE WATCHING THE BURNING MAN LIKE AHHHHH WHOA, THAT WAS SCARY. VIVA LA FIESTA. I LIKE THAT HAT, THIS HAT IS BEAUTIFUL THAT IS, TRUST ME, I'M JEALOUS OF THAT THING, THAT'S FANTAS YOU UH SHOULD GROW THAT OUT, GET IT ALL CRAZY. HELL YEAH MAN ALWAYS. YOU HAVE IT KIND OF CONSERVATIVE TONIGHT. CONSERVATIVE YEAH VIVA LA FIESTAS, WHOOOO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME WHAT DID YOU GET RID OF TONIGHT. WHAT WORRY DID YOU HAVE? WHAT UH GLOOM NO WORRIES. I JUST GOT OUT OF A CAR. I DROVE 1200 MILES FROM SANTA CRUZ. I CAN'T HEAR YOU MY PHONE'S DYING. HEY WANT ME TO TALK TO THEM. GIVE US A FEEDBACK, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? OH IT WAS PRETTY RAD. IT'S SICK WE JUST DROVE HERE 1200 MILES. I'VE JUST BEEN VIOLATED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. AND IT BURNED AWAY ALL THE GLOOM. WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS THING. THIS IS THE COOLEST THING. IN THE WORLD DAWG, SEE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE COME TOGETHER WATCH THE THING BURN AND ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT. THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT WE SAW ON THE GROUND EARLIER. IS THAT TURKEY? IT'S TURKEY. HOW IS THAT? IT'S REALLY GOOD. NICE. WHERE DO YOU FIND THAT HERE? THERE'S A BOOTH? NO ACTUALLY I SOLD THAT TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS RIGHT THERE. SEE THAT? SEE THAT GUY RUNNING OVER HERE. THAT'S HIM (LAUGHS) HE LOVES THE TURKEY. THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S DELICIOUS. HMMMM TURKEY. IT'S GOOD. TELL US. TELL US ABOUT IT. IT WAS AWESOME. DID WE GET RID OF SOME WORRIES TODAY? I DID. OH YEAH TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AT ZOZOBRA EATING TURKEY IT'S SO GOOD. THE TURKEY IS WORTH IT. IT'S WORTH IT. I LIKE TO DO THIS EVERY NOW AND THEN. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE SITTING AT HOME RIGHT THEY DON'T HAVE PLANS OF COMING HERE. TALK TO THEM RIGHT NOW. GO RIGHT IN THEIR LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW. TELL THEM TO COME HERE AND WHAT? YOU NEED TO COME TO ZOZOBRA BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST EVENT ON EARTH. YO DOUBLE FISTING THE TURKEY. YEAH NOW WHEN YOU GOT HERE, YOU WERE ALL GLOOMY, THEY BURN THE PUPPET AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. YEAH IT TOOK MY GLOOM AWAY, IT'S AMAZING. DON'T LET HIM TREAT YOU LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT QUE VIVA. IT IS. GIMME SOME OF THAT QUE VIVA. QUE VIVA WHOOOO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT TURKEY IF YOU COULD TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW. IT'S DEFINITELY THE BEST TURKEY EVER.

(LAUGHS) SO IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE? IT WAS AMAZING. MY FIRST TIME HERE. WHERE YOU FROM? I'M FROM PALM BEACH FLORIDA ACTUALLY. AND WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE BURNING OF THE GIANT MARIONETTE? I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING, THESE LITTLE FIRE DANCERS, IT WAS GREAT. YOU DIDN'T SEE IT DID YOU? YEAH I SAW IT. HEY WE'RE LOOKING FOR DRUNK PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND SOME? UM (LAUGHS) HEY WAIT C'MERE JUST TELL THEM. TELL THEM AT HOME WHY THEY SHOULD COME TO THIS. IT'S CULTURE AND IT'S REALLY FUN. I'M FROM SANTA FE. I'VE BEEN COMING FOR THE LAST 18 YEARS OF MY LIFE. RIGHT. HAS IT CHANGED OVER THE YEARS? GOTTEN BIGGER? NOT REALLY, WELL IT'S DEFINITELY GOTTEN BIGGER. THIS IS 60 MINUTES. HEY I'M FROM ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO (LAUGHS). ARE YOU REALLY? I'VE SEEN ALIENS. I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD OF THIS THING. THAT'S WHY WE CAME. (LAUGHS) BUT IT'S FUN TO SHOW PEOPLE. YEAH LOOK AT THOSE FEET BY THE WAY. I KNOW. I HAD TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF HALF THE WAY HERE SO I COULD WALK CAUSE THEY GOT STUCK. YOU MIGHT WANT TO SHOW A LONGER SHOT OF THAT BECAUSE I'M SURE THERE IS A WEBSITE OUT THERE MUDDY FEET .COM OR SOMETHING. THEY WERE WHITE. THEY WERE WHITE. TELL THEM WHY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MUDDY FEET. I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE WITH PEOPLE AND HAVE FUN. AND GET RID OF MY BLUES. ZOZOBRA! YEAH WHOOO YOU HAVE TO COME TO SANTA FE TO DO THIS. YEAH QUE VIVA! WHAT UP DAWG, WHAT'S GOING ON? QUE VIVA. NICE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO YELL BACK? EDUCATE ME A LITTLE BIT. JUST SAY QUE VIVA. BACK TO YOU? TRY THAT AGAIN. QUE VIVA! ZOZOBRA QUE VIVA! DID WE GET RID OF OUR WORRIES? TELL THEM. I DON'T HAVE WORRIES RIGHT NOW, I'M GOOD. NO! DON'T WORRY NO ONE CAN RECOGNIZE YOU VIVA LA FIESTA! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE MANY CHOICES WHEN IT COMES TO HIGH DEFINITION TELEVISION VIEWING AND WE THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING US TONIGHT. FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE GO TO ARTMANN.COM FOR EPISODE GUIDE, EMAIL OPPORTUNITIES AND WHACKY PHOTOS. GO TO ARTMANN.COM

WE JUST SAW THAT, THE BURNING OF THE BIG MARIONETTE. YEAH ZOZOBRA THE BIG MARIONETTE, TELL THEM ABOUT IT. WHO? THE F# # KING ZOZOBRA, YEAH ZOZOBRA, HE'S A PU# # Y. THAT'S WHY HE GOT BURNT. DUDE WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT? WOW WHAT A SHOW. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS REMEMBER LAST EPISODE I WAS JUST COMPLAINING A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE AN UMBRELLA. YOU KNOW OUR TEAM DIDN'T HAVE AN UMBRELLA AND THE OTHER HOST HAD AN UMBRELLA. WE'RE HALFWAY THERE. WE HAVE AN UMBRELLA BUT I STILL HAVE TO HOLD IT MYSELF (LAUGHS) I THINK I GOT A LITTLE FIREWORKS SMOKE. I INHALED TOO MUCH FIREWORKS. YOU GOT A LITTLE SMOKE OUT. A LITTLE SMOKE OUT. A LITTLE CHINESE STYLE SMOKE OUT. (FIREWORKS CRACKLING)