Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 217 - TV14

Episode Title: The Erotic Circus

Description: Ride along as we travel to the Pimp and Ho Ball in Las Vegas. This year's theme is the erotic circus. This is the costume party that makes most others seem very boring. The people and costumes are colorful, sexy, and entertaining.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK WE'RE IN LAS VEGAS FOR THE PIMP N HO BALL. THIS YEAR'S THEME THE EROTIC CIRCUS. KEITH IS STANDING A MILE AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE I'M SPITTING LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT. FROM THIS DAMN GRILL. ART'S THEME MUSIC

HELLO, WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS. WE'RE IN LAS VEGAS. THE PARTY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD FOR PROBABLY ONE OF THE SEXIEST COSTUME BALLS EVER IT'S CALLED THE PIMP N HO BALL GUYS ARE DRESSED LIKE THIS WOMEN ARE DRESSED LIKE HO'S. I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING. YOU GO TO A CLUB YOUR GONNA SEE THAT BUT NO THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THAT I MEAN LIKE REAL HO'S LIKE CRAZY OUTFITS JUST THE PEOPLE WATCHING ALONE MAKE THIS THING BEAUTIFUL AND IT'S SO BIG THAT THEY HAVE TO HAVE IT IN AN ARENA. THIS IS THE ORLEANS ARENA, PEOPLE ARE JUST ARRIVING LET'S MAKE OUR WAY INSIDE, WE'LL GET PEOPLE JUST AS THEY ARE COMING IN.

F# # KING PIMP AND HO'S 2006 WHAT'S UP? I'M JOAN RIVERS OF THE PIMP AND HO WORLD.

THE MOTORIZED WALKWAY IS MY TERRITORY YEAH BABY

DUDE A BIG QUESTION FOR YOU, WHAT IS THAT?

THIS IS MY MONEY MAKER. YOU A PIMP NOT REALLY NO. GOT MY GIRL RIGHT HERE. I WAS THINKING IF YOU'RE A REAL PIMP IT WOULD BE KIND OF FUNNY JUST COME AND LAY LOW. IS THAT YOUR HO? DAMN! THIS IS MY ANGELICA. HOW YOU DOIN? TURNIN A LITTLE TRICK YOU KNOW WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER THE GRILL OR THE SPEECH IMPEDIMENT THAT COMES WITH THE GRILL. THE GRILL. I PREFER THE FEATHER BOA PERSONALLY. THAT IS A WONDERFUL HO YOU HAVE HERE MAN. OH DUDE SHE'S TASTY. HOW DO FEEL ABOUT THIS GRILL I GOT GOING? THE GRILL, OH S# IT. I LOVE THE PINK BOA. YEAH? WELL HOW ABOUT THIS OH HE'S GOT THE GRILL.

THAT'S VINCE NEIL, HOPEFULLY LATER ON IN THE SHOW I'LL GET THESE DAMN TEETH OUT OF MY MOUTH AND WE CAN HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH HIM. YOU GOT SUNGLASSES ON? (LAUGHS) YOU GOT A LITTLE SPIT COMING OUT HERE. YEAH DISGUSTING IT WAS. I LIKE THIS PIMP APPROACH, TELL THEM ABOUT IT. MY APPROACH IS SIMPLY KEEP IT REAL. HE MIGHT BE A REAL PIMP JUST COMING INTO THIS THINKING IT'S LIKE A CONVENTION OR SOMETHING. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SEEING WALKING BY HERE. A LOT OF HO'S MAN. YEAH

I HAD A LITTLE INCIDENT EARLIER WITH SOME UH, SOME SPIT COMING OUT ON THE BOTTOM A LITTLE EMBARRASSING WITH A HOT GIRL TALKING TO ME AND THE WHOLE THING. YOU GOTTA TALK TO MY DENTIST, HE PUT A LITTLE BREATHER HOLE IN THERE. AH I GOTTA TALK TO MY GUY CHECK THIS OUT VELVET TEETH.COM GO CHECK THAT OUT.

I'M FROM MIAMI. MIAMI? NOW HOW DO YOU LEARN ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS? FROM ME. YOU KNOW I'M FROM L.A. I'M JUST HOMEGROWN AND I SAY GIRL IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO. WE KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING. LET THE GRILL SHINE RIGHT THERE. WHAT'S UP?

I NEED YOU TO SEX IT UP RIGHT NOW. C'MON HO'S UH HUH ANYBODY ELSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF OHHH. TELL ME ABOUT THIS OUTFIT, WHERE DO YOU GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT? SOMETHING LIKE MY OUTFIT OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS. SHOW THEM AT HOME HOW GREAT YOU LOOK. OH MY GOD. KEEP THAT PIMP HAND STRONG, LET ME GET OUT OF THE SHOT. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DRINKING? I'M DRINKING SEX VODKA. THAT'S GOOD. I LIKE AN EVENT THAT HAS SOME A-D'S. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? WHEN PEOPLE ARRIVE, THEY'RE ALREADY DRUNK. I JUST TOOK OUT MY GRILL. WE GONNA COOK? WE GONNA COOK? ON THIS GRILL YOU COULD COOK YEAH. THROW A BURGER ON THAT THING YEAH VERY NICE. VERY NICE. DO WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON TONIGHT? CAN YOU GIVE ME THE ITINERARY? GETTING DRUNK. VINCE NEIL I THINK. VINCE NEIL, TOMMY LEE. TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS EVENT. IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE PIMP AND HO, WHAT COULD THEY EXPECT? IT'S EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND THEN MORE YOU GOT EVERYTHING, YOU GOT ASIAN, YOU GET ASIAN, AND YOU GET ASIAN. AND UM ASIAN GIRLS TOO YEAH CAUSE I WAS THINKING THAT, IF YOU ARE A DUDE THAT LOVES ASIAN GIRLS THERE IS LIKE YES, YES, YES THAT IS A HAT. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL HEY WHO NEEDS A HAT WHEN YOU'VE GOT HAIR LIKE THIS. DO YOU HAVE A DANCE MOVE THAT YOUR FAMOUS FOR? SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT? (LAUGHS)

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT THE WHOLE PINK THING? IS THAT I'VE BEEN DOING THE PINK THING FOR YEARS, THIS IS YOUR DEAL. THAT'S BEEN MY ROCKET, YOU KNOW YOU GOT YOU KNOW GREEN FOR THE HONEY MONEY FOR THE HONEY, I'VE BEEN DOING PINK CAUSE IT'S ALL PINK INSIDE AND NOW ALL THE SUDDEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS TRYING ON MY STYLE. I'M ACTUALLY EXPENSIVE, IT'S JEWISH PU# # Y. (LAUGHS) GIMME A DESCRIPTION OF THIS PIMP. HEY I'M JUST A SQUIRREL TRYING TO BUST A NUT TONIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT CAN I SAY? WHAT IS THIS LIKE? THIS IS OFF THE HOOK MAN. YOU GOTTA BE DOWN HERE TO SEE IT. THIS GOES UNTIL 4 A.M. I WANT TO TELL THEM AT HOME 4 A.M. YOU FOLKS THAT WATCH THIS SHOW TO SEE THE DRUNKS, TONIGHT YOU WILL SEE THE DRUNKS. WAIT TILL 4 A.M. IT'S ON. WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE ACTUAL PARTY. I WANT TO SHOW YOU GUYS THIS THING. THIS IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE INSIDE THE ORLEANS HOTEL IT'S CALLED THE ORLEANS ARENA. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. WE'RE GOING TO GO DOWN THERE AND GET IN IT A LITTLE BIT. THAT IS HOW YOU THROW A PARTY. YOU REQUIRE THE GUYS TO DRESS KIND OF FUN AND YOU REQUIRE THE WOMEN TO DRESS LIKE HO'S.

VINCE IT'S NO SECRET, YOU DON'T MAKE IT A SECRET YOU KNOW HOW TO PARTY. I DO. I TRY. YOU KNOW HE DOES PUT ON THE BEST STUFF AROUND. IT'S AMAZING CAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN YOU GET SOME CRAZY GUYS OUT HERE YOU GOT GREAT MUSIC AND YOU GET THESE DANCERS THAT JUST DON'T STOP. VINCE NEIL. (APPLAUSE)

THIS IS RARE FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE YOU WITHOUT WOMEN AROUND YOU, IS IT NOT? WELL WE'RE BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW BRO. IT'S EARLY (LAUGHS)

(INDISCERNIBLE) GIMME A LITTLE LAY OF THE LAND HERE. WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO DO? YOU? I'M JUST GOING TO GO OUT AND I'M GOING TO SING UH LIKE YOU KNOW THREE ROCK SONGS NICE.

(SCREAMS) (APPLAUSE)

(SINGING GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS)

TELL ME ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE PIMP AND HO, HOW DID THIS START? THIS ALL, THIS IS ALL THE BRAIN CHILD OF MY PARTNER DAMIEN SANDERS. IT STARTED IN HIS HOUSE AND THEN HIM AND I GOT TOGETHER AND WE BROUGHT IT INTO AN ARENAS. AND NOW HERE WE ARE.

YOU'RE A HANDSOME MAN BUT YOUR VERY DISTRACTING NOW. I WILL NOT LOOK AT JOHN ANYMORE (LAUGHS) PIMP AND HO 2006. HERE WE GO AGAIN. BUT TAKE US OUT OF THE FRAME, LOOK AT THAT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MORE CRAZY PEOPLE AFTER THE BREAK I PROMISE. (SCREAMS)

TELL THEM AT HOME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. NO VIDEO. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? THAT MEANS THIS IS EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE. WE'RE TAKING A QUICK BREAK BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE THIS IS EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE PIMP AND HO. THAT'S HOW YOU DO. THAT'S GREAT DAWG. THAT IS HOW I DO.

I HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T EXPECT US TO BE LIKE 60 MINUTES AND HAVE LIKE ALL SORTS OF CONTENT, TELL LIKE A STORY. HI WHAT'S UP. I CAN'T KEEP AWAY FROM THAT.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. WE'RE STILL AT THE PIMP AND HO BALL THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF PEOPLE TO TALK TO.

JOHN HUNTINGTON ACTUALLY GAVE YOU ALL THE CREDIT. DID HE? HE SAID YOU DRUMMED THIS UP. RIGHT ON. YOU LOOK SURPRISED. YOU ARE NO STRANGER TO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE PARTYING. IT'S PRETTY AMAZING YEAH PLAYING FOR 10,000 PEOPLE, I THINK THAT'S EVERY KIDS DREAM ISN'T IT? TAKE US BACK TO THAT HOUSE PARTY THAT HOUSE PARTY 14 YEARS AGO WHEN THIS ALL STARTED WAS PRETTY AWESOME CAUSE IT WAS ABOUT ONLY 30-40 PEOPLE AND WHEN WE ALL DRESSED UP LIKE PIMPS AND HO'S I MEAN A LOT NASTIER THAN THIS. AND WE KNEW WE HAD SOMETHING BIG. IT KIND OF ESCALATED AND ESCALATED YEAR AFTER YEAR AND BIGGER, NIGHT CLUBS, ARENAS TO THIS KIND OF THING. I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT, I JUST HAVE TO APOLOGIZE BUT EVERY TIME YOU TALK TO SOMEONE THERE IS SO MUCH WEIRDNESS GOING ON HERE THAT YOU GET DISTRACTED. THERE IS A LOT OF SHE'S DANCING LIKE A MANIAC RIGHT HERE. YEAH THERE IS A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, HALF NAKED WOMEN AROUND HERE. IT'S ABSOLUTELY GENIUS TO REQUIRE THE WOMEN TO DRESS AS HO'S. YEAH I GET A LOT OF COMPLIMENTS ON THAT ONE. AND THE GIRL RIGHT THERE WITH THE MAKE UP ON, THAT GIRL IS FLEXIBLE. YEAH SHE DOES SOME CONTORTION TYPE MOVES. YES, I'VE SEEN THOSE CLOSE UP.

WHY DOES THE PIMP AND HO GET TO HAVE YOU GUYS SHOW UP? WHY? WHAT IS THE INGREDIENT? CAUSE WE CAN DRESS SLUTTY. THE MUSIC, EVERYTHING. THE OUTFITS, RIGHT? THE OUTFITS.

WHERE'S KEITH GOING? LOOK AT THIS.

SO, YOU KNOW YOUR COMING TO THE PIMP AND HO BALL WHAT DO YOU DIFFERENT THAT YOU WOULDN'T JUST DO TO GO OUT IN VEGAS ANYWAY? MAKE IT A LITTLE BUT SHORTER, A LITTLE BIT TIGHTER. WHERE DO YOU GET THIS? THIS CLEARLY IS NOT AN OUTFIT THAT'S LIKE UNDERWEAR. VICTORIA'S SECRET. TELL ME ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE GOING? I SEE YOU HAVE A TIE ON WHICH IS VERY NICE, YOUR VERY FORMAL. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT RIGHT NOW. TRYING TO BE A NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL. NO MORE TALKING FOR ME A WHOLE HALF HOUR OF THEM DANCING.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? SAN DIEGO TELL US ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT. HEY BABY I JUST WORK FOR THIS MAN. HOW DOES THIS GET ON YOUR RADAR, THIS EVENT RIGHT HERE. ACTUALLY MY FRIEND IS THE DJ. IS THAT WHY YOUR WITH THE BAND HERE, GET YOU INTO COOL THINGS. OH YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S WITH THE BAND BECAUSE I TOOK HER TO VEGAS ON HER BIRTHDAY AND WE WON $3000 SO YOU CAN RETIRE. YEAH (LAUGHS)

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL GIMME A PLAY BY PLAY ON THIS. OH SURE THIS IS OH HE'S GOT HER UP, OH HE'S GOT HER ALL OVER THE PLACE.

THE EROTIC CIRCUS, YOU WENT FULL TILT WITH IT. OH LOOK AT THAT GRILL.

LOOK AT THESE GIRLS GOING CRAZY OVER HERE. Y'ALL WANT TO BE IN THE KING PIMP VIDEO.

OH, OH, OH YOU JUST GOT SPANKED, DID YOU DESERVE IT? I F# # KING SPANK THAT. OH SHE'S A BAD GIRL. SHE'S A BAD GIRL. HOW STRONG IS YOUR PIMP HAND? MY PIMP HAND ISN'T STRONG. MY PIMP HAND IS STEADY BABY. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? I KNOW HER. THAT'S SUPER HOT. I WAS LICKING HER NIPPLES 5 MINUTES AGO. WHAT'S THIS NECKLACE HERE. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY GET WHIPPED AND THEY GOTTA BE. WHAT UP BATCHELOR. WHAT'S UP? SHE'S ABOUT TO WHIP YOUR ASS. HARDER, HARDER HE IS INITIATED NOW

I LIKE YOUR PIMP STYLE TONIGHT MY FRIEND. IT'S MORE LIKE AUTHENTIC. I'M JOAN RIVERS OF THE PIMP AND HO WORLD. WALK ME THROUGH YOUR OUTFIT PLEASE. WELL THIS WAS A T-SHIRT BEFORE BUT WE KIND OF HAD A CAT FIGHT ON OUR WAY DOWN. I THINK IT'S A LONG WAY FROM BEING A T-SHIRT.

IT'S BEEN A ROUGH RIDE. IT'S A LITTLE DAMAGED. THAT TEE SHIRT IS SCREAMING RIGHT NOW. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M FROM L.A. NOW HOW DO YOU KNOW TO COME TO THIS TONIGHT. WELL I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS. IT'S BEEN, IT'S ALWAYS EXCITING EVERY YEAR. WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE GOING ON? I HAVE THE FISH NETS AND LITTLE THONG AND UM, SUPPOSED TO BE A BIKINI.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT, YOU WON OUR BEST HAT COMPETITION.

WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BOY HERE? IS IT THE HAT?

I'M FLATTERED. IT GOT ME LAID LAST YEAR. THAT'S WHAT I'M WONDERING. CAN I SAY THAT? HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED AT ALL SINCE WINNING OUR BEST HAT AWARD? DRAMATICALLY AND THAT'S WHY I'M BACK THIS YEAR. TELL THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHY THEY SHOULD COME. HEY! ALL OF YOU BITCHES IN UTAH ARE MISSING OUT.

I LIKE YOUR STYLE. YOU DANCE LIKE ME, YOU JUST CHILL, LET IT COME TO YOU. THAT'S HOW YOU GOTTA DO IT. THIS IS MY PIMP RIGHT HERE. HELLO BEST PARTY OF MY LIFE. GOOD PARTY, GREAT PARTY. FOUR YEARS IN A ROW BABY, COME BACK REALLY? HAS IT CHANGED OVER THE YEARS? YOU KNOW WHAT THE MUSIC THIS YEAR IS BETTER. I LIKE THIS. YOU HAVE KIND OF A DIFFERENT THING GOING, THIS IS NOT REALLY A HO THERE'S A GROUP OF US. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS OUTFIT RIGHT HERE? I'M LOOKING FOR A HOT PIMP IS THAT YOU? I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE YOU. NO? I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU. I'M A LOT OF WOMAN THE TWO OF YOU, THAT'S A LOT OF WOMAN. (LAUGHS) WE'RE ACTUALLY FLOWER GIRLS. THAT'S NOT A HO. WHAT'S THAT SAY? I WANNA OH, GET ALONG. IT'S JUST REALLY PEOPLE WATCHING EPISODE. CAUSE THE STORY IS SIMPLE, THE GUYS ARE DRESSED LIKE PIMPS, WOMEN ARE DRESSED LIKE HO'S AS IT GETS LATER PEOPLE ARE MORE AND MORE DRUNK, WHAT ELSE REALLY CAN I BRING TO THE TABLE. WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK. TALK TO THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE THINKING ABOUT CHANGING THE CHANNEL. TELL THESE MOTHER F# # KERS QUIT PLAYING WITH THE GAME, STAY TUNED YOU UNDERSTAND ME, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON IT'S REAL BIG AND OH BOY, CHURCH. SEE YOU AT 2-2 (LAUGHS)

WHAT IS THAT?

WELCOME BACK YOU GUYS BY THE WAY. THIS IS THE LAST BLOCK OF OUR SHOW OKAY? NOW IN THEORY THIS BLOCK SHOULD HAVE THE MOST DRUNK PEOPLE. BECAUSE IT'S HE END OF THE NIGHT. SO THAT'S WHAT I'M WONDERING. C'MON DRUNK PEOPLE. HAVE WE STARTED OFF BLOCK THREE PROPERLY WITH A COUPLE OF DRUNKS ART YOUR NOT DRUNK? I'M NOT DRUNK BECAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES. YOUR GONNA GET DRUNK AFTERWARDS. ARE YOU DRUNK? YEAH A LITTLE BIT LOOK AT THIS. SHE'S DRUNK. NICE. THERE YOU GO. THAT'S GOOD, SHE'S LEANING AGAINST HIM ALREADY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT OUTFIT? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN CALL THAT AN OUTFIT. OH, I DIDN'T SEE THE FRONT. JESUS. OH I REMEMBER HIM. I REMEMBER HIM. SINCE YOU ARE INDEED A PIMP, TALK TO ME ABOUT THE HO'S THAT YOU SEE TONIGHT. WELL HO'S ARE HO'S.

HEY YOU GOTTA SHOW OFF THAT BELT BUCKLE. THAT IS A BELT BUCKLE.

IS THAT A RODEO STAR RIGHT THERE? PRETTY MUCH. HE'S A RODEO STAR. SABER HORSE RIDE UP VIETNAMESE. (LAUGHS)

ANOTHER MAN THAT HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO DANCE PROPERLY YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MAN, IT'S PIMPING, IT'S IN MY BLOOD. JUST LEAN AGAINST THE WALL, LET THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN COME TO YOU.

CAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE, THEY HAVEN'T GONE TO THIS YET. TALK TO THEM. IT WAS SEXUAL. I WANT TO SEE SOME CLASSIC WHITE GUY DANCING.

OH YEAH BROTHER. WHAT TIME IS IT? DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? IT IS 3:35 RIGHT NOW. 3:35 THE EVENT IS ALMOST OVER. TELL SOMEONE OUT THERE WHAT THEY MISSED TONIGHT. GO. YOU MISSED A LOT. YOU SEE THE ASS, IF YOU GO AROUND YOU'LL SEE GIRLS ASSES ALL OVER THE PLACE. YOU PARTY AT ALL? YEAH

IS THAT YOUR HO RIGHT THERE? THAT'S MY HO RIGHT THERE MAN. I CAN SEE HER, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. IT WAS VERY FUN. WE HAD A VERY NICE TIME. THE MAN ABOUT TOWN.

YOU GOTTA GREAT FUTURE BEHIND YOU. I WANT TO PUT MY GRILL IN FOR YOU GUYS. AH YOU GOTTA DO THAT S# IT. WE SEE YOU ON T.V. ALL THE TIME GIVE PEOPLE A LIST OF THE THINGS TO BRING WITH THEM TO PIMP AND HO. MONEY, A FUN LADY, A FINE LADY THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. TELL ME ABOUT THIS. WHAT'S THIS FOR. OH THIS IS A LEASH FOR ME AND MY GIRL. NOTHING BUT JUST A LEASH, I GOT HER PULLING ALL NIGHT.

WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW, WE LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE OUT. GIVE THEM A LIST OF THINGS THEY NEED TO BRING TO PIMP AND HO. GO. LOT OF WOMEN ALL THE TIME RIGHT? LOT OF MUSIC A SUIT. OF COURSE. SEXY CLOTHES. A SMILE. KEEP IT MINIMAL. ACCESSORIES BLING, BLING AND THAT'S REALLY IT. MONEY. YOU HAVE A CAT WALK SKILLS? SEX IT UP A LITTLE THERE WE GO, OH COMING RIGHT INTO THE LIVING ROOM WITH THAT. HERE WE GO, TONIGHT WE RIDE FOLKS. WE DON'T RIDE BAD, WE DON'T RIDE GOOD BUT WE RIDE ALL NIGHT LONG.

PIMP AND HO RIDE ON I'M NOT SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT I LIKED IT. WHAT UP HUSTLER? THIS IS THE PARTY TO BE AT EVERY YEAR, EVERY YEAR. OF ALL THE PLACE YOU COULD BE YOU'RE HERE? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT SAME THING APPLIES TO YOU MY FRIEND. (LAUGHS) FIVE US AN EXAMPLE OF HOW RELAXED YOUR ARE MAYBE SOME DRUNK DANCING? DRUNK DANCING. RIGHT THERE RIGHT. HEY PIMPS AND HO'S OH MY GOSH ONE OF A KIND TELLING YOU, I'M TELLING YOUR.

UH, UH, UH ONE OF A KIND YO. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT ENDING THERE BUT I AGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

OH HE'S DOING IT. C'MON DUDE. ONE OF A KIND. WE COME FROM BOSTON, WHAT'S UP? I AM FROM MASSACHUSETTS. YO I LOVE YOUR STYLE. I LOVE YOUR STYLE. PEOPLE IN MASSACHUSETTS KNOW HOW TO DRINK. WE KNOW HOW TO HANG. WE KNOW HOW TO HANG. AND Y'ALL LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL REPRESENT THE EAST COAST. WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO GET TO THIS LEVEL. GIMME THE COMMITMENT THAT'S INVOLVED. A COUPLE PUSH UPS A DAY. PILATES. WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS.

THAT IS ROCK HARD. DID YOU SEE THAT?

THAT'S A PIMP. IS THAT ART? ART HEY WHAT'S GOING ON BROTHER? OH S# IT YO. WHAT'S UP? ALL I HAVE TO SAY LAS VEGAS NOT READY CHI TOWN FULL EFFECT RIGHT HERE. IN THE HOUSE. MONTRE AL. Y'ALL THE BEST SAY SOMETHING SEXY IN FRENCH. (SPEAKING FRENCH)

OH YOU LITTLE MINX.

A LOT OF TIMES ON THIS SHOW WE END WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE DRUNK. I'M NOT DRUNK BABY. I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I'M EXPLAINING. BUT YOU HAVE COME UP WITH ANOTHER WAY TO END THE SHOW. YES. WITH A TRICK IF YOU WILL. A STUNT. WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS OUTFIT? THAT IS BRILLIANT. I LIKE THAT. HI. HOW YOU DOING? I AM AWESOME. THIS IS CALLED THE WRAP UP. WE DO WHOOOO WHERE WE KIND OF RECAP. I'M SORRY, I'M DRUNK. DON'T HA HA. DUDE HELP US OUT WE GOTTA PROMOTE THE WEBSITE ON THE WAY OUT. PROMOTE THE WEBSITE, WHICH WEBSITE. ARTMANN.COM WE LIKE PEOPLE TO GO THERE. THEY GOTTA EPISODE GUIDE ON THERE. THEY GOT THE EMAIL. PEOPLE CAN TELL US ABOUT COOL EVENTS LIKE THE PIMP AND HO PIMP AND HO WAS F# # KING COOL. I HAD A GOOD F# # KING TIME. I SAW MORE TITTIES AND MORE ASS THAN I NORMALLY SEE AND I'M A CRAPS DEALER. I SEE A LOT OF TITTIE AND ASS. BUT THIS IS HDNet YOUR IN HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW. OKAY. RIGHT THERE BOOM. ME TOO HIGH DEF. AND ALL THIS TONIGHT WAS HIGH DEFINITION. HIGH DEF WONDERFUL. THEY CAN'T GET THIS ANYWHERE ELSE. ONLY WHERE? WHAT CHANNEL? ON HIGH DEF. HDNet HDNet WE USUALLY END THE SHOW WITH DRUNK PEOPLE BUT TODAY WE COULDN'T FIND ANYONE SO WELL I'M AS DRUNK AS THEY COME. (LAUGHS) GIMME THIS, THIS GUYS COMFORTABLE I LIKE IT.

THANKS BRIAN. WE DON'T HAVE ANY REAL NEWS. (LAUGHS) THAT'S BEAUTIFUL BRIAN IS T.V. GOLD. MONEY IN THE BANK. COMFORTABLE IN HIS OWN SKIN, YOU KNOW YEAH HE'S HAMMERED BUT HE'S NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST HIS DEAL. HE KNOWS IT. WHAT WAS IT ABOUT KEITH'S ASS RIGHT THERE THAT YOU COULDN'T RESIST. IT'S SO F# # KING PLUMP AND JUICY AND JUST BAM CAN YOU TURN AROUND AGAIN SO I CAN JUST GRAB IT. IT'S HARD WHEN HE'S SHOOTING. JUST GO GET IT. JUST GO GET IT. I'LL GRAB YOUR CROTCH I SWEAR TO GOD. OH LOOK AT THAT. DANGEROUS. SAY HI TO MARK CUBAN OUR BOSS. WHAT'S UP MARK CUBAN? MARK CUBAN'S YOUR BOSS? YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT MARK CUBAN'S DECISION TO UH CALL ME UP, ASK ME TO DO THIS SHOW WOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT DECISION? HE'S BRILLIANT MAN. I LOVE THAT GUY MARK CUBAN.