Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 215

Episode Title: The Manhattan Beach Six Man

Description: This is a volleyball tournament that you have to see to believe. Crazy costumes, fun people, and a great location make this one of the best sporting events on the planet.

Transcript:

ON THIS SHOW WE GO TO A LOT OF CRAZY EVENTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY YOU KNOW . I THINK WE HAVE CHOSEN WISELY. ARE THERE ENOUGH DRUNK PEOPLE HERE TO QUALIFY FOR A GOOD CRAZY EVENT? THIS IS ONE OF THE TOP 5 RANDOM EVENTS IN AMERICA.

(CHEERS) THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL SCENT THOUGH, THE BLUE SKI THE BROWN SAND, THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES.

ART'S THEME MUSIC HEY YOU GUY'S WHAT'S UP, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WE'RE IN MANHATTAN BEACH. I'M VERY EXCITED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BRING YOU GUYS SOME PURE ENTERTAINMENT. SOME T.V. GOLD AS WE LIKE TO SAY. ARLO SHOW THEM OVER THERE. NOW TAKE A LOOK AROUND. WALL TO WALL PEOPLE PLAYING SIX MAN BEACH VOLLEY BALL, ANYTHING GOES, CRAZY COSTUMES. I SEE HALF NAKED PEOPLE. I ACTUALLY SEE A LOT OF DRUNK PEOPLE. WHICH AGAIN, BACK TO THE T.V. GOLD THING. I MEAN THAT'S MONEY IN THE BANK. SO LET'S GO DOWN THERE AND TALK TO EVERYBODY. C'MON LET'S GO. WHAT'S YOUR UH, THEME HERE. WE'RE SUMMER OF 72. LOOK AT THESE GUYS. (LAUGHS) THAT'S FANTASTIC. WELL I'M A FRENCH MAID. I UNFORTUNATELY LOST MY FEATHER DUSTER BUT I LOST A LOT OF TIPS TOO DURING PLAY BUT YOUR PLAYING THOUGH, RIGHT, YOU'RE A TEAM. YEAH. SO FAR WE'RE 3-0, OUR GAMES HAVE LASTED ABOUT 10 MINUTES. HOW DID THIS GET STARTED? WELL CHARLIE SAKELY THAT GUY, HE IS AN ICON HERE IN MANHATTAN BEACH, HE STARTED IT I THINK PROBABLY GOD, I DON'T KNOW EARLY 60S. GIVE US SOME INFORMATION ON THIS, WHAT IS THE BIG PRIZE IF WE WIN THIS WHOLE THING. PRIDE. (LAUGHS) NOW THE RULES ARE PRETTY SIMPLE SIX PEOPLE OUT THERE AT A TIME ON EACH TEAM. YEP. SIX ON A SIDE AND YOU KNOW THE WHOLE FORMATION IS A SIX- MAN. LIKE TRUE ATHLETES WHEN YOU COME OUT HERE AND IT'S HOT ARE YOU GUYS JUST DRINKING LIKE GATORADE AND WATER? ARROWHEAD WATER. YOU ALWAYS KEEP YOUR WATER BOTTLE FULL DEFINITELY. BUT WHAT'S IN THERE EXACTLY. YOU ALWAYS KEEP YOUR WATER BOTTLE FULL. ALWAYS. NO MATTER WHAT? THAT WOULDN'T BE BOOZE WOULD IT? YOU MUST HYDRATE. WELL YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM, A PIRATE TEAM OF SORTS. PIRATE HOOKERS. THE PIRATE HOOKERS. YOU WHOLE TEAM IS ASSEMBLED OVER THERE. YEAH WHERE DID THEY SEND YOU OFF TO? A BEER RUN? THESE ARE ACTUALLY ALL MY FRIENDS RIGHT HERE PLAYING ON THIS COURT, SO. LOOK AT THE ACTION, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? HISTORY WASN'T MY BEST SUBJECT BUT I DON'T REMEMBER LIKE THE PIRATE HOOKERS? YOU DON'T? NO. WENCHES MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. NO I LIKE IT THOUGH. HOOKERS SOUNDS A LITTLE SASSIER DID YOU GUYS JUST WIN? OR ARE YOU READY TO PLAY HERE. WE'RE WINNING. WE'RE WINNERS. WHAT'S YOUR RECORD TODAY? 2 WINS 1 TIE. WHAT'S INSIDE THAT, IT'S A SECRET PIRATE CONCOCTION. NO ONE'S TELLING WHAT THEY'RE DRINKING NO DEAL, WE BEAT THEM ONE GAME, THEY BEAT US ONE GAME. NO DEAL HAD NO DEAL. THE SEXY SLAP THAT ASS TEAM WE BEAT THEM TWO GAMES TOO. THEY WEREN'T TOO SEXY. NO. YOU SPANKED EM. DO WE NEED TO LIMBER UP OR SOMETHING? WHAT DO WE DO TO PREP, I'M NOT A VOLLEYBALL GUY. WELL WE WATCH THE OTHER GAMES FIRST, THAT'S HOW WE PREP. WHAT DO WE DO, DO WE JUST DRINK WATER AND GATORADE? OR WHAT'S THE STORY? IT'S CALLED HATORADE. (CHEERS)

FIRST OF ALL LUKE YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ON THE BIGGEST TEAM HERE. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR TEAM? I THOUGHT THERE WERE SOME RULES ABOUT THAT. NO RULES AND WE GOT 32 GUYS ON OUR TEAM. WE HAVE, OH SORRY ABOUT THAT. WE HAVE VOLLEY BALL PLAYERS AND THEN WE HAVE BEER DRINKERS. RIGHT. US VOLLEY BALL PLAYERS WE PLAY THEN WE GO TO THE BAR AND THE BEER DRINKERS DRINK. THIS IS GOOD FOR THE KIDS OUT THERE. RIGHT. RIGHT. IT MOTIVATES THEM A LITTLE I THINK. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. MOTIVATE THE KIDS. IS IT BASKETBALL OR VOLLEYBALL THAT GET'S YOU MORE LADIES. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK VOLLEY BALL DOES. HOW IS YOUR UH, YOUR VOLLEYBALL GAME? IT'S OKAY, I PLAY FOR FUN ALL THE TIME. SO, YOU KNOW WE UH, WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN COMING OUT THERE. THIS IS A GOOD LOOKIN MAN RIGHT THERE HUH? YEAH DEFINITELY. (LAUGHS) AND I KNOW YOUR SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR VOLLEYBALL BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THERE ARE SOME DRUNK PEOPLE HERE. IT IS AWESOME. YEAH IT'S A GREAT TIME. VOLLEYBALL IS FUN, WE'RE OUT ON THE BEACH IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY. YOU GUYS HAVE THE BIGGEST TEAM HERE. NOW THERE ARE NO RULES ABOUT HOW MEMBERS ON YOUR TEAM YOU CAN HAVE? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, WE GOT TEAM 2-6 IT'S MOSTLY SAN DIEGO PEOPLE JUDD BUSCHLER UH, FORMER ARIZONA WILDCAT. NBA CHAMPION RECRUITED ME AND LUKE WALTON TO COME ON HIS TEAM. YOU KNOW WE'RE MORE OF LIKE THE CELEBRITIES JUST KIND OF LIKE KEEPING IT LOW PROFILE. BUT WE'RE NOT VERY GOOD. OTHER GUYS ARE THE DOMINANT PLAYERS. WHAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS ON THE VOLLEYBALL SAND. LOOKING AT ALL THE WOMEN WALKING BY, THAT'S MY WEAKNESS. HOW GUILTY IS THIS TEAM NOW? WHAT ARE THOSE OUTFITS ALL ABOUT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING, THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING NOT TO PLAY. I CAN'T BE OUT. GIMME YOUR COMMENTS QUICKLY ON THE TEAM YOU GUYS ARE CURRENTLY PLAYING. THEY'RE TERRIBLE. (LAUGHS)

IT'S OUR FIRST SIX MAN, WE'RE REALLY EXCITED. WE'RE TEXAS GIRLS JUST HERE FOR THE WEEKEND. SEE THIS IS GOOD. CAUSE IT'S NO SECRET TEXAS HAS GOT SOME CRAZINESS. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS EVENT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS LIKE SPRING BREAK. CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS? YEAH THAT'S HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE IT. HOW'S IT LIKE CHRISTMAS? IT'S MY PRESENTS. OH. (LAUGHS) I'M TOLD THIS IS THE SCHEDULE. I'M TOLD THE DRINKING STARTED AT 8, I'M TOLD IT GOES UNTIL 8. UM, I WAS TOLD IT STARTS AT 7:30 AND GOES TILL LIKE 3. SO THAT'S WHO YOU WENT WITH? SO, WE'RE ON A DIFFERENT SCHEDULE. WHAT'S YOUR THEME OF YOUR TEAM HERE? DISCO? I AM THE SWEETNESS. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT. NO, TELL ME. WEAKNESS FOR SWEETNESS. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING JUST SMILING KNOWING I WAS GONNA COME AND SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS, OKAY. HER NAME IS SUMMER AND SHE IS BEYOND BEAUTIFUL. YOU GUYS ACTUALLY PLAY OR JUST CHEER THEM ON. NO, I'M THE SPONSOR OF THE TEAM. SO WHAT'S THE RATING ON THE EVENT NOW? WELL, IT'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST A 9/10. YEAH BUT I HAVE NOW SOWED YET FOR THIS EVENT. HEY THE KING I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE BALL TWICE. HE DIDN'T EVEN RESPOND. SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ALCOHOL WILL DO THAT, IT MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO THE BALL. TWICE HE WAS LIKE (NOISE) WE FOCUS ON DRUNK PEOPLE, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU AND THAT'S WHY WE SAW YOU GUYS, WE THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD INTERVIEW, WHAT DO YOU THINK? SCORE. AND WHY IS YOUR BIG GUN ON THE BENCH HERE. I HAVE ZERO COORDINATION WHATSOEVER. THEY JUST DRESS ME UP AND I SHOW UP.

GIMME SOME MOVES, YOU GOT THE DANCE FLOOR.

WE COULD JUST GO EASY ON THOSE VIEWERS.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VOLLEYBALL SKILLS LOUIS. MY VOLLEYBALL SKILLS ARE BEST ON AN OBSERVATION STANDPOINT. WHAT IS YOUR THEME HERE LADIES? STAYIN ALIVE (SINGING STAYIN ALIVE) IT'S MIDDAY AND THERE ARE CLEARLY PLENTY OF DRUNK PEOPLE. I'VE BEEN DRUNK FOR HOURS. LIKE I SAID I'M IMPRESSED. MIDDAY I MEAN WHAT'S MIDDAY I MEAN I WAS DRUNK AT, YEAH WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF MIDDAY. WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF MIDDAY, I'VE BEEN DRUNK SINCE I WOKE UP. AND WHAT ARE WE DRINKING TODAY? JUST GATORADE AND WATER? YEAH. WE'VE TALKED TO SOME OTHER TEAMS YOU HAVE A SLIGHT ADVANTAGE, THERE IS SOME DRINKING GOING ON. WELL OR ADVANTAGE IS PLAYING WITH THESE BOOTS BECAUSE WE GET EXTRA HEIGHT OFF OF THESE BOOTS. LOOK AT THAT BOOT SHOT ARLO. (CHEERS) YOU GUYS GOOD LUCK ENJOY IT, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TONS MORE OF THIS ACTION BECAUSE IT IS ENDLESS. RIGHT ON

(CHEERS) WELCOME BACK YOU GUYS THERE IS ONLY ONE PLACE WE COULD BE RIGHT NOW, IT'S MANHATTAN BEACH. WITH A BIG SIX-MAN TOURNAMENT THAT GOES ON EVERY YEAR. THE BEERS, THAT'S NOT GATORADE, THAT'S BEER. IT'S WATER BABY.

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS ENDLESS SO TRUST ME WE'LL BE HERE FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW. WANT A SIP OF BEER, IT'S ALL OVER MY FACE. WE'RE NOT, WE'RE NOT ON YET, THIS IS OUR COURT RIGHT HERE, SO WHEN THIS GAME FINISHES UP WE'LL BE ON.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TEAM. TEAM BODY GLOVE AND BEACH PIZZA. WE'RE DRESSED AS SUPERHEROES. GOT UH, 22 OR 23 OF US. RIGHT. WE TOOK 3RD PLACE THE PAST TWO YEARS. THERE IS A LOT OF SUPERHEROES, HOW DID YOU GET STUCK WITH WONDER WOMAN. I'M THE ONLY ONE CRAZY ENOUGH TO DRESS AS A GIRL. PRETTY MUCH. YOU GUYS ARE IN TROUBLE HERE MAN, NO. NOT IN TROUBLE AT ALL. THEY'RE FREAKIN SUPERHEROES. THEY'RE HORRIBLE. YOU GUYS ALL HAVE SKILLS WHAT'S THE VOLLEYBALL BACKGROUND. UH, THERE IS 10 OF US THAT PLAY ON THE AVP. UH, FOUR OF US THAT DON'T QUALIFY THE REST OF US PLAY QUALIFIERS. ARE YOU NERVOUS FACING THE SUPERHEROES TODAY. DORKS!, DORKS!, DORKS! DORKS!, DORKS!, DORKS! ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE'S GOT A F# # # KN HELMET ON GOD DAMN IT. THAT'S RIGHT, I WEAR PROTECTION. I'M NEVER SCARED. CAN YOU DO ANYTHING, LIKE AS WONDER WOMAN, IS THERE A DANCE YOU CAN DO SOME SORT OF WONDER WOMAN UH NICE. WHAT'S GOING ON NOW WITH THE MUSIC? WE'RE ABOUT TO SING THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL SUPERHERO SONGS, GREATEST AMERICAN HERO. (SINGING GREATEST AMERICAN HERO) WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. THIS IS YOUR THEME? THIS IS ROLLER BOUNCE BABY. WE ARE WEAKNESS FOR SWEETNESS. IT'S A 70S MOVIE ALL ABOUT ROLLER SKATING. THIS IS WHAT WE KNOW. WE KNOW IT'S SIX-MAN VOLLEYBALL. WE KNOW IT ATTRACTS THE BEST CROWD IN THE WORLD, THIS IS AMAZING. WE KNOW THERE IS SOME ALCOHOL. THAT'S REALLY ALL WE KNOW, LIKE DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON? YOU KNOW EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT. GIMME SOME 70S LINGO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO HERE. YOUR GONNA WE ARE GOING TO ROCKET AND WE ARE GONNA HAND JIBE. HUSTLE, RIGHT. BOOGIE DOWN. YOU HAVE VOLLEYBALL SKILLS. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME. I KNOW HOW TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL. DO YOU, WHAT DO YOU SEE OUT HERE, LIKE HOW FAR FROM YOU IS SOME OF THIS TALENT? THERE IS ACTUALLY A LOT OF TALENT HERE AND EVERYBODY FROM COLLEGE, ALL THE PROS PLAY IN THIS TOURNAMENT. DON'T YOU THINK THAT MORE SPORTS SHOULD JOIN FORCES WITH ALCOHOL? SUCH AS THIS BEACH VOLLEYBALL HAS DONE TODAY? OH ABSOLUTELY AND I LOVE HOW BRILLIANT THE COPS ARE AT ORGANIZING EVERYTHING. THE COPS HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC TODAY, SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY FOR CALIFORNIA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OH,

WHAT IS THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS RIGHT THERE. THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS, RED BULL ALWAYS, MORNING DAY AND NIGHT, GATORADE, AND RED BULL AND GATORADE. AND A LITTLE UM GREY GOOSE, YOU KNOW YOU GOT THE GREY GOOSE IN THERE. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING A TEAM TOGETHER FOR NEXT YEAR, CAN YOU BE ON MY TEAM PLEASE. YEAH I'LL BE STARTING FOR YOU. WHAT ACCENT WORKS BETTER WITH THE LADIES THE SPANISH ITALIAN. ITALIAN IT IS OVER. THEY ALWAYS ASK YOU WHERE YOU FROM, I WILL SAY FROM A COUNTRY THAT SPEAKS SPANISH THEY DON'T LIKE US, IF WE SAY ITALIAN, THEY LOVE US.

WHOLLY CRAP ARLO. LOOK AT IT. THERE IS STUFF EVERYWHERE. WHAT'S UP MAN, ARE YOU PLAYING TODAY? OH YEAH. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? WE'VE BEATEN EVERYBODY WE PLAYED AGAINST. SOME PEOPLE ARE HERE FOR THE BOOZE, AND SOME PEOPLE ARE HERE TO WIN. WHAT TYPE OF TEAM ARE YOUR? OKAY LOOK. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DO BOTH. THANK YOU. THERE ARE JUST SO MANY HOW WOMEN AROUND HERE. THIS IS MY IDEA OF A GOOD TENT IT COMES WITH A POLE.

HEY, CAN MAGNUM PLAY VOLLEYBALL? HELL YEAH YOU HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE THIS IN MICHIGAN. OH, NO. NOT AT ALL. YEAR OLD IT'S ROCKING IT'S THE S# IT. OH WAIT, YOUR PROBABLY GOING TO BLEEP THAT BUT UH, IT'S ROCKIN IT'S THE ISH. LOOK AT THAT, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BOTTOMS RIGHT THERE? UH, TOO MUCH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU DONE, HAVE YOU BEEN KNOCKED OUT. DONE I WAS ON TEAM NASCAR. NICE. WE'RE THE BURN OUTS AND UH, GREAT TIME. HE WAS WAITING ON YOU, HE TOLD US. HERE COMES THE ASS DROPPING. SPECIAL GUEST THIS WEEK, GIANT WHITE ASS. ART MANN YOU'RE THE GREATEST. WHAT UP DUDE? YOU SEE HOW LAZY WE'RE BEING AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE'RE JUST STOPPING IT'S VERY COVERT DUDE, YOUR LIKE UH, VERY YOU KNOW SUBTLE, THERE IS NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND AND THEN LIKE IN A WEEK WE'LL SEE THIS MAYHEM ON THE ART MANN SHOW ON HDNet. NICE. IT'LL BE CRAZY. THIS GUY PLAYED FOR THE U.S. NATIONAL TEAM RIGHT HERE. TELL US DRAGON, TELL US ABOUT THE EVENT. GIMME SOME, SOME INSIDE SCOOP ON THIS. WHAT'S UP? JUST CHILLIN. JUST CHILLIN. IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE BEST EVENT OF THE YEAR. YOU CLEARLY ARE A PRO DON'T LOOK IN THE COOLER. YOU'VE SEEN US DO THIS. A MILLION TIMES. GIVE THEM THE LIST OF WHAT YOU NEED TO BRING FOR THE SIX MAN TOURNAMENT. GIMME THE LIST. WOMEN, THEN YOU NEED THE COOLER FILLED WITH VARIOUS ADULT BEVERAGES WHICH AREN'T EXACTLY LEGAL SO YOU NEED SOME OPAQUE CUPS, SOMETHING THAT IS NOT VERY OBVIOUS, MAYBE A VOLLEY BALL OR TWO, A CHAIR AND UMBRELLA AND YOUR ALL SET FOR THE DAY. YOUR TALKING TO PEOPLE RIGHT NOW THAT DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS EVENT. TELL THEM ABOUT THIS EVENT IS WHERE YOU LIKE COME DOWN TO THE BEACH, YOU PLAY SOME BALL AND YOU JUST GET WASTED WHILE YOU PLAY SO LIKE AS THE GAMES GO ON, YOU JUST HAVE MORE AND MORE FUN. CAUSE YOUR GETTING MORE TRASHED YOU KNOW. (CHEERS) DOPAMINE THE BEST THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY EVER BUY. WHAT IS IT? IT'S THE NEWEST EXTREME SPORTS BRAND YOU'VE GIVEN ME THIS ENERGY DRINK AT A BRILLIANT TIME. CAUSE WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK RIGHT, BUT WE HAVE YET ANOTHER BLOCK OF CRAZY DRUNK PEOPLE AT THE SIX- MAN VOLLEYBALL THING BUT THANKS TO YOU GUYS I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH. ENJOY. HAVE YOUR WHOLE CREW GRAB SOME. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

TELL THEM WHAT THEY'RE MISSING RIGHT NOW. I WISH I COULD TELL THEM, I KINDA DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM THIS, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THE SECRET OUT. IT'S LIKE MARDI GRAS ON THE BEACH EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN, IT'S GIRLS IN SKIMPY BIKINIS HAVING FUN DRINKING HAVING A GOOD TIME. THERE'S NOTHING REALLY MORE THAN THAT. TEAM HIGHER MAINTENANCE. IS THAT YOUR TEAM?. WE'RE LOSING OUR VOICES FROM CHEERING TOO LOUD. ALL RIGHT BUT HOW HAVE YOU DONE TODAY? YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM. WE DID, WE DID REALLY WELL. WE HAD THE BEST CHEERS HERE. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TEAM. WE SAW YOU GUYS PLAYING EARLIER. WE'RE GLAM ROCK. IT'S GLAM ROCK, WALKER TEXAS RANGER IS OUR TEAM. YEAH, WE'RE WALKER TEXAS RANGER WE WENT 4-4. WHAT IS THIS, ARE THERE SOME SECRETS TO THIS BALL, I MEAN HOW DO YOU TREAT THIS THING, WHAT DO YOU HIT THAT WITH MOSTLY. KINDNESS, WITH LOVE EXACTLY. AND THERE'S LIKE I NOTICE THERE ARE LIKE THREE LITTLE STEPS TO GET THAT OVER THE NET. GIMME THE THREE THINGS. THREE STEPS BUMP, SET, SPIKE. YEAH. WE'VE BEEN ASKING PEOPLE ABOUT THIS, SUPPOSEDLY THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF TEAMS, TEAMS THAT WANT TO WIN AND TEAMS THAT WANT TO DRINK. YEAH BUT WE'RE LEARNING TODAY THAT THERE IS NO REAL LINE THERE. NO. OF COURSE THERE IS NO REAL LINE. YOU WANNA DRINK. YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST TEAM THAT'S DRINKING. YOU CAN'T WIN YOU CAN'T BE THE DRUNKEST TEAM AND YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST TEAM, YOU HAVE TO BE THE BEST DRUNKEST TEAM. RIGHT. OR ELSE YEAH WHO ANYONE COULD COME HERE AND WIN SOBER. LIKE YOU, YOU COULD COME HERE AND WIN SOBER. YOU BEEN HERE AT THE BEACH (INDISCERNIBLE) YEAH I JUST MOVED HERE FROM THE MIDWEST, IT'S AWESOME HERE. TELL THEM HOW CALIFORNIA COMPARES TO THE MIDWEST. WELL UM, PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY THE ENVIRONMENT THEY STAY IN AND I DON'T KNOW PEOPLE ARE JUST OUT HERE LIKE HAVING FUN. NO, I'M NOT IN GEAR BUT WE ARE SNOW WHITE AND THE 27 DWARVES. WE MADE IT TO TOMORROW. MATT FURBRINGER CAME INTO MY TENT, TALKED TO ME, TOLD ME I'M A PHYSICAL SPECIMEN NICE. RIGHT HERE. SO WE MADE IT TO TOMORROW, COME OUT AND WATCH. WE WERE 6-2. WE KNOCKED EVERYBODY ELSE OUT. DID YOU HAVE AN EVENT LIKE THIS IN THE MIDWEST WHERE THEY COMBINE ALCOHOL WITH A SPORT CAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL. ABSOLUTELY NOW. AND YOU GET TO ENJOY THE ENVIRONMENT WHICH IS EVEN MORE BETTER THAN ALL THE PEOPLE HERE. WHO CARES ABOUT THEM? WE GET SOME CLEAVAGE DROPPING BY. YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET ALL KINDS OF STUFF HERE, DOES IT MATTER? WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? WHEN YOU ENTER INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, YOU'RE THE PURE ATHLETE YOU WANT TO WIN. THERE IS NOT GOOFING AROUND. I HAVE NOT TOUCHED ONE DROP OF ALCOHOL TODAY IF THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION. YOU AND I ARE ALONE. YES SIR. YOU GOTTA BE A BIG GUY TO WEAR THAT CAUSE IF I WORE THAT, PEOPLE WOULD JUST MOCK ME. NO, THEY WOULDN'T YOUR AWESOME THOUGH. BUT THEY'RE AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU'RE A BIG BOY. DO YOU GET DISTRACTED IN THE DAYTIME THOUGH. THERE IS SO MUCH ASS OUT HERE, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. HOW YOU DOIN DARLIN? LET'S GO INTO THE LIVING ROOMS. HELLO, HERE WE COME. TELL THEM WHAT THEY'RE MISSING RIGHT NOW. GET RIGHT IN THERE. HERMOSA BEACH, MANHATTAN BEACH. THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT. WHAT ARE OUR COMMENTS ON THE PHYSICAL SPECIMEN. HE'S GOT IT GOING ON. HE'S GOT IT GOING ON. I LIKE THE, HE'S GOT PIMP STATUS RIGHT HERE. IF YOU GOT BLING ON MANHATTAN BEACH SIX-MAN YOU GOT IT GOING ON. GIMME SOME MODELING STUFF NOW. SEX IT UP. (LAUGHS) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BOOBIES RIGHT HERE. OH THEY'RE SEXY. THEY'RE SEXY YEAH. (LAUGHS) I NEED TO COVER MYSELF UP NOW. NO THANK YOU. NO THANK YOU. WHAT HAPPENED? JUST DRANK TOO MANY BEERS. TOO MANY BEERS? I WAS REALLY TRASHED AND I COULDN'T GET THE BALL OVER THE NET. AND WE'VE DONE MULTIPLE JELLO SHOTS WITH OUR TONGUES. WE'RE VERY SKILLED. APPARENTLY MY TONGUE RULES.

THAT IS A THAT UH, GET'S ALL THE GELATIN AND YOU EAT JELLO SHOTS.

DID YOU GROW THE MUSTACHE JUST FOR THE TEAM. JUST FOR THE TOURNAMENT, I GREAT THE MUSTACHE JUST FOR THE TOURNAMENT. ABSOLUTELY YES. T.V. PRODUCING 101 PURE GOLD RIGHT THERE. YEAH WHO'S IN CONTROL? TEMPERATURES ARE RISING. TEAM CHAKRA IS RISING. DUDE I UH, HELPED YOU GUYS GET READY FOR YOUR BIG MATCH. I REMEMBER THAT. I REMEMBER THAT. HOW DID THE MATCH END UP, WE GOT PULLED AWAY, IT'S ALL CRAZY HERE. YOU KNOW NORMALLY WE HAVE A GOOD COMPETITION IN POOL PLAY BUT TODAY WE ROLLED OVER EVERYBODY. DID YOU REALLY? I THINK THE MOST ANYONE SCORED WAS 5 POINTS ON US. SO GIVE THEM A LIST AT HOME OF THE THINGS THEY NEED TO BRING TO THE SIX MAN. ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, SUN SCREEN, SUNSCREEN, ALCOHOL, ATTITUDE, ATTITUDE AND YOUR ABS. AND CHAPS. AND CHAPS. BUT YET YOUR DECK IS A LITTLE STACKED THOUGH YOU HAVE TO ADMIT. OUR DECKS A LITTLE STACKED. WE'RE NOT AS STACKED AS A COUPLE OTHER TEAMS BUT YOU KNOW LAST TWO YEARS WE FINISHED 3RD BUT HIS YEAR HONESTLY OUR GOAL IS TO TAKE HOME THE GOLD. WHAT IS THAT. WE'RE HERE TO WIN THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT. SILVER WANTS THE GOLD. SILVER WANTS THE GOLD. LOOK AT THAT BAM. WE'RE ALL MOMS, WE'RE OLD. HOT MOMS! HOT MOMS! BLUE 32 I THINK SO. THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU CAN SPANK ME.

GENTLE, GENTLE READY. WHAT'S UP, HOW'D YOU GUYS DO? UH, UNDEFEATED, OF COURSE. THE WINGS PREVAIL MY FRIEND. HERE'S WHAT I LIKE CAUSE YOU ROLLED UP YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF SURFER A LITTLE SAYING I KNOW YOU GET A LOT OF CHICKS BUT GUESS WHAT HE TURNED YOU AROUND. CAUSE YOU, YOU LIKE THE SILVER ABSO F# # # ING LUTLEY (GROWLS) C'MON SILVER (LAUGHS) LOOK AT SILVER. OH, YOU GETTING YOUR SILVER GOO ALL OVER HERE. I THINK REALLY IT'S THAT SONG THAT IS A DRIVING FORCE BEHIND YOU GUYS. YOU KNOW I REALLY THINK SO TOO. I THINK THAT THE FACT THAT YOU JOINED US FOR THAT SONG, PROPELLED US TO AN UNDEFEATED RECORD. SHOW HIM YOU'RE GOING DOWN BROTHER. CAN YOU HEAR ME? HULKAMANIA. DID WE PLAY THE VOLLEYBALL YEAH I PLAYED. HOW'D YOU DO? WE BAGELED 2/3 NICE, THAT'S UH NOTHING ACES. YEAH. HAVE WE HEARD FROM TOM SELLECK? DO WE KNOW IF HE LIKES THE TEAM. TOM SELLECK LOVES US. HE LOVES US. WE WERE GOING TO GET A CAMEO FROM HIM THIS YEAR BUT WE'RE WORKING ON IT. HIS AGENT STILL DOESN'T ALLOW HIM TO GO TO THE (INDISCERNIBLE) TOM WATCHES OUR SHOW. TALK TO HIM. TOM, PLEASE IF YOU WOULD SEE THE FIRE THAT THOMAS MAGNUM HAS, IT IS UNBELIEVABLE TOM. WHAT ARE WE DRINKING HERE. WHAT IS THIS? APPLE JUICE? WATER. FOAMY WATER THAT IS YELLOW. COLORED WATER. WHAT, SO WHAT BEVERAGE DO YOU GO WITH ON A HOT DAY LIKE TODAY. I ACTUALLY HAVE GATORADE. THAT'S THE BEST. THAT'S THE BEST DRINK YOU CAN DRINK. DO YOU MIX IT WITH ANYTHING CAUSE MAYBE YOU WANT TO GET A COUPLE OF DIFFERENT THINGS GOING. (LAUGHS) LIKE IS IT GREY GOOSE AND GATORADE WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? ON THIS SHOW WE DON'T KNOW OF EVERY COOL EVENT IN THE WORLD, NO ABSOLUTELY NOT. HOW DID WE LEARN TO COME DOWN HERE. OH, I SENT AN EMAIL TO ART AT ARTMANN, ARTMANN PRESENTS OR ART MANN, ART MANN.COM AND TOLD THEM ABOUT THE EVENT AND HE SENT ME AN EMAIL BACK AND SAID ABSOLUTELY WE'LL BE THERE. I SAID TWO WORDS FOR YOU. DONE DEAL. DONE DEAL. NOW DO YOU FEEL THAT MAYBE YOU HAVE A LITTLE BUZZ GOING RIGHT NOW? NO. CAUSE WE DO AN AWARD FOR THE, CAUSE ON OUR SHOW WE'RE VERY DRUNK PERSON FRIENDLY. AND WE DO AN AWARD FOR DRUNK PEOPLE AND YOU ARE VERY FRIENDLY, HAPPY, CUTE DRUNK PERSON AND I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU AN AWARD RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU ACCEPT THAT? I'D ACCEPT IT. NO. CAN YOU GIVE A SPEECH. DO YOU THANK SOMEONE? (LAUGHS) CAUSE LOOK AT, NO YOUR FANTASTIC. DUDE I'M VERY IMPRESSED. I LIKE, THIS REMINDS ME OF A RECENT SHOW WE DID A THING WHERE EVERY TIME A TRAIN GOES BY, PEOPLE WOULD WHIP OUT THE BUTT FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, RIGHT. THAT'S A TYPICAL CALIFORNIA EVENT. SAME THING HERE. THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY TO COMBINE ALCOHOL WITH A SPORT SUCH AS BEACH VOLLEYBALL AND I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL. ABSOLUTELY THIS IS THE BIGGEST I'VE EVER SEEN THIS. THE EVENT KEEPS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER. IT'S GREAT BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS COOL, THERE'S NO FIGHTING, THERE'S NO PROBLEMS AND EVERYBODY COMES DOWN TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT THERE IS A LOT OF A LOT OF MORE PEOPLE THAT ARE WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE, WAY MORE CUTE THAN I AM. THAN I WILL EVER BE. NO. WILL EVER BE. (LAUGHS) YOU JUST GOT TWO WRONG IN A ROW. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS RIGHT NOW, AND I'M NOT JUST KISSING ASS BECAUSE I GOT LIKE A SPEEDING TICKET I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF OR ANYTHING. THE COPS DOWN HERE ARE AMAZING. THEY'RE ON THE PERIMETER. IT'S KIND OF A HEY WE'LL STAY OUT HERE AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS IN THERE. THEY YOU KNOW THEY'VE DONE A GREAT JOB WITH IT BECAUSE A FEW YEARS AGO THEY GOT DOWN ON A REALLY HARD, CRACKDOWN ON IT AND THE LAST FEW YEARS THEY'RE LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, KEEP IT COOL, KEEP IT IN CUPS, DON'T LET DON'T WALK DOWN WITH A 12 PACK AND EVERYTHING'S FINE. I'D LIKE TO END STRONG. ASK ME ANY QUESTION. THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. THIS IS THE END OF OUR SHOW RIGHT HERE. NOW WHAT COULD WE SAY TO THEM OUT THERE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES, WE ONLY HAVE LIKE A MINUTE LEFT. OKAY. WHAT MESSAGE WOULD WE GIVE TO THEM, SO WHAT? ON YOUR RIGHT NOW. SO WHAT? TO END THE SHOW TO END STRONG FOR US. YOU WANT TO RALLY? IS THAT LINGO? GO THAT MEANS GIVE THIS TO HIM. (LAUGHS) NICE. TOO DRUNK TO CATCH. ARE YOU SINGLE. UH, YES. CAUSE ARLO IS SINGLE. OH HEY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? CREATIVE GUY, VERY SMOOTH LOOKING. RIGHT. (SINGING NEIL DIAMOND'S SWEET CAROLINE) IT'S A BIG GET ALONG HERE, WHAT IS THAT?