Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 214

Episode Title: The Top Ten Wildest Parties

Description: We count down the ten craziest events as voted by you the viewers. Tune in and see which party you guys selected as the ultimate good time. Pirates, pimps, and Playmates all show up in this best of the best episode.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK WERE COUNTING DOWN THE TOP 10 WILDEST PARTIES FOLKS HOWS IT GOING, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I AM VERY EXCITED THIS WEEK. YOU SEE WE ARE COUNTING DOWN THE TOP 10 WILDEST PARTIES, AS VOTED BY YOU GUYS RIGHT THERE ON ARTMANN.COM. WHO WILL BE THE GRAND CHAMPION OF GOOD TIMES? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT. LETS START THINGS OUT WITH NUMBER 10. THE GASPARILLA PIRATE FESTIVAL. THIS THINGS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 1904 IN TAMPA FLORIDA. AND EACH YEAR, ABOUT 400,000 PEOPLE SHOW UP TO WATCH THE INVASION. GASPARILLA IS A WONDERFUL, IT'S A TAMPA TRADITION. HO TAKE FUN AND THERE ARE PIRATES. THEY COME IN AND THEY INVADE TAMPA. THEY TAKE OVER THE CITY. THEN WE CAN DRINK AND WE CAN PARTY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. (SCREAMING) IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BEADS ISN'T IT? IT IS, ALL ABOUT THE BEADS

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 7 YEARS SO I KNOW IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR THAT LONG. NICE. (SCREAMING) YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED REAL FAST. IT'S NOT A GREAT IDEA TO HAVE SOMETHING THAT THEY WANT AROUND YOUR NECK WHEN YOU GET TOO CLOSE TO THEM. UH WHY DO YOU THINK WE STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. (SCREAMING) THE GASPARILLA PARADE IS WHY WE ARE THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS. I GOT TO THANK YOU GUYS. IT IS ONE THING TO COME TO THE GASPARILLA THING TO DO THE PARADE BUT TO BE ON THE FLOAT IS PRETTY COOL WHAT IS THIS CRAZY CANAL THAT WE ARRIVED ON? THIS IS THE HILLSBOROUGH RIVER AND PEOPLE LOVE TO COME OUT HERE ON THEIR BOATS TO ENJOY GASPARILLA. WE CAME IN ON THAT WITH THE PIRATE SHIP. IT WAS NUTS. OH YEAH, THE PIRATE SHIP PICKS UP THE PIRATES OVER AT THE TAMPA YACHT CLUB AND THEN THE COME OVER HERE. THEY DISBARGE AND THEN THEY TAKE A BUS OVER TO THE BEGINNING OF THE PARADE. WHAT UP?

GASPARILLA BABY.WHOOOOO. WHOLY CRAP! TELL ME ABOUT THE PARADE. DO YOU KNOW ANY HISTORY ABOUT THIS THING? AH, NOT REALLY. WE COME EVERY YEAR THOUGH. WE KNOW THAT MUCH. NEXT UP IS THE LARGEST INDOOR CARNIVAL CELEBRATION IN NORTH AMERICA. NUMBER 9, THE BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL IN AUSTIN TEXAS I'M BRAZILIAN, I MUST WEAR THE BRAZIL COLORS. COMO SO BARZILALA WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? YOU TELL ME. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND. LOOK AT THESE COSTUMES, GOING BY US RIGHT HERE. I KNOW. HI, CARNIVAL! ID PUT THAT AWAY FOR A SECOND YOUR SCARING EVERYBODY. I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU TUCK IT IN. YEAH I WAS TOLD THAT THIS WAS THE PARTY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR FOR AUSTIN. I THINK IT IS YES. LAUGHING THIS IS WHAT CARNIVAL'S ALL ABOUT RIGHT HERE. YES IT IS. THIS IS WHAT CARNIVAL'S ALL ABOUT. ARE THOSE SOME ESSENTIALS, GIVE US THE LIST OF THINGS TO BRING TO CARNIVAL RIGHT NOW, THERE IT GOES. LIPSTICK, LIPSTICK, PEOPLE, MONEY, GIRLS MONEY, CAMERA CAMERA, LOVE CAMERAS LIP GLOSS SHEER IS A MUST. YES. THAT'S IT. SHEER IS A MUST. YEAH. LOOK AT YOUR OUTFIT. I KNOW THERE FALLING OFF. I OFFICIALLY AWARD THESE 2 THE BEST COSTUMES. YES YOUR COSTUME IS JUST LIKE MINE, BUT LOOK AT THEIRS, YOU KNOW WERE JUST KIND OF GOOFY AND FUN, THAT'S CRAZY. THIS IS DIRTY SANCHEZ HIMSELF HELLO DIRTY. HOW ARE YOU SIR GOOD TO SEE YA. A LOT OF BEER. QUE PASO AMIGO HOLA. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO JUST UH, LET IT FLY. IT FEELS AWESOME. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. WHAT DO YOU THINK? I THINK IT'S GREAT I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE THIS A CONTINUAL TRADITION. EVERYONE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT WE REPRESENT AUSTIN PROPERLY. HOW ARE WE DOING TONIGHT? (EVERYONE TALKING THE SAME TIME) THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT BABY IT'S TIME FOR SIN CITY TO CHECK IN. AT NUMBER 8, THE PIMP AND HO BALL. THIS THING COULD BE LAME AND IT WOULD JUST MAKE THE LIST JUST BASED ON THAT TITLE. OH MY GOD, WE ARE IN LAS VEGAS NEVADA FOR THE PIMP AND HO BALL. RIGHT NOW WE DOING THE GUYS, REAL BIG TITANIC GIGANTIC AT THE PIMP AND HO PARTY AT THE NEW ORLEANS HOTEL, LIVE AND DIRECT. LAS VEGAS NEVADA. IF YOU AIN'T HERE YOU MUST BE A SQUARE. AND YOU CAN JUST, YOU CAN LOOK AT ANY DIRECTION AND YOU SEE LIKE CRAZY COSTUMES WHAT'S UP MY MAN. PIMPIN' PIMPIN' WHERE ARE THE HO'S AT? THERE ALL OVER. ALL OVER WHAT DOES THIS SAY? GANGSTA GIRL HEY. I'M THE GANGSTA. HOW DO WE DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR? UM, OOPS SORRY I GOT THIS FOR FREE AT A, MODELING I DID LAST WEEK SO I THOUGHT ID BORROW IT. TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND. YEAH LET ME STEP BACK. GO AHEAD GIVE US THE FULL ACTION RIGHT HERE, IT'S ALL YOU RIGHT NOW. WHOO. THAT WAS WHAT, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT BUT. WHOO. THIS NEXT ONE, IS BASICALLY A SOFTBALL TOURNAMENT ON THE BEACH RIGHT? BUT FOR SOME REASON IT GETS ABSOLUTELY NUTS. THE OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT IN SAN DIEGO (LOUDSPEAKER) ANNOUNCING TEAMS. GIVE ME THE LAY OF THE LAND, WHAT AM I LOOKING OUT AT RIGHT HERE. WE'LL YOUR LOOKING AT THE WORLD FAMOUS FIESTA ISLAND IN SAN COURTS ABOUT 1400 TEAMS PLAY IN THIS.

TELL THEM PLEASE, THE RULES OF THE GAME DRINK. RULE #1. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAME. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS VOLLEYBALL. DRINK AND SHOW YOUR TITS. ALL RIGHT YOU GOTTA HAVE 3 ON 3. THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE ON THIS SIDE, 3 PEOPLE ON THAT SIDE. YOU SHOW YOUR TITS THAT'S ALL, THERE'S NO RULES WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR TEAM? HITTER IN THE SHITTER LET GO OF OUR EARS WE KNOW WHAT WERE DOING.

OUR TEAM IS CALLED THE FAT BOYS AND KILLER BLACKS PLAYING IN THE BUFF. THE ELVES. THREE DICKS IN THE SAND SWINGING WOOD. EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT SHOULD SHE BE DOING HERE. WELL ACTUALLY SHE'S DOING A GREAT JOB. SHE'S GOT TO CHOKE UP A LITTLE BIT AND HOLD IT CLOSER TO HER MOUTH. AND THEN IT WILL FUCKING. AND SHE'LL GET A FUCKING GREAT HIT. THIS IS WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO WITH THE FUCKING BAT. YEAH. SO WHAT'S THE DEAL, THE WOMEN WHEN THEY PLAY THEY CAN USE A GLOVE BUT THE GUYS HAVE TO GO BAREHANDED. YEAH GUYS CAN'T, YEAH. AND THAT'S WHERE THE BOOZE COMES IN. EXACTLY. (CHANTING) DID WE START DRINKING THIS MORNING. UM. YOU, YOU'RE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER, IS HE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER. FUCK NO. NO. IT'S ONE THING TO DRESS, BUT TURN AROUND, YOU KNOW HOW TO WEAR IT TOO. LOOK AT THAT

OH SHE SAID NO, NO, NO THERE'S NO WAY DOWN. NOW WHY ARE YOU GUYS SLIDING DOWN THE HILL HERE, WHAT'S THIS? WE'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 7 AM. HELLO! (CHANTING AND SCREAMING) DON'T GO AWAY WE'LL HAVE MORE OF THE TOP 10 WILDEST PARTIES RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK. DANG!

HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING? WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW WE ARE COUNTING DOWN THE TOP 10 WILDEST PARTIES, AS VOTED BY YOU GUYS. SO THANK YOU FOR VOTING. OTHER WISE UH, YOU KNOW HOW THE HECK WOULD WE CHOOSE? WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ORDER TO PUT THESE IN. ALRIGHT, WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO TO THE INDY 500, THE FRIDAY BEFORE THE RACE? YOU WOULD WITNESS NUMBER 6. INDY CARB DAY. OH BOY THIS THING IS NUTS. THIS IS A TRAVEL SHOW, WE LIKE TO GIVE PEOPLE A LITTLE TIPS. SO THE DAY TO COME TO PARTY IS THE DAY BEFORE THE RACE RIGHT? THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME RACING, WELL THAT'S SUNDAY. YEAH. WHAT TIME DID WE START DRINKING TODAY UH GIRLS? I'VE ONLY LIKE 3, 3 THAT'S IT, 3. WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE YEAH! WHAT TIME DID WE START DRINKING? YESTERDAY 8 O CLOCK, LAST NIGHT YA'LL I'M TRYING TO GET A GOOD LIST FOR PEOPLE AT HOME FOR WHAT THEY NEED TO BRING TO THE INDY 500, COULD YOU GIVE THEM A LIST RIGHT NOW. BEER ROLLING COOLER. WHEELS. WHEELS.

BEER. LOTS OF ICE. LOTS OF BEER. YOU GOTTA KEEP COLD BEER RIGHT HERE. YOU GOTTA A LITTLE BUZZ GOING YET? NO, NOT YET, NOT YET. I'M ALMOST THERE BUT I'M THINKING ABOUT IT, I'M NOT THERE YET. I WANNA, I WANNA CONGRATULATE YOU. I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU. NO ME FIRST. NO ME FIRST. YOU'VE JUST BEEN NOMINATED. NAH, NOMINATED WHAT. FOR NEXT YEARS AWARD SHOW. AND WHAT'S THAT, WHAT'S THE, BUBBLES, DAMN I LOVE EM, THERE AWESOME. YOU MIGHT, YOU MIGHT BE HAMMERED RIGHT NOW. I, CONGRATULATIONS I'M HAMMERED HEY GIVE US, GIVE US SOME WHITE GUY DANCING. HEY, ARE YOU RYAN SEACREST? SEACREST?

TELL THEM ABOUT INDIANAPOLIS. OH WE LOVE INDIANAPOLIS, WERE ALL FROM INDIANAPOLIS. WE GREW UP HERE IN SPEEDWAY. I'M TALKING ABOUT FRIENDLY PEOPLE, PEOPLE THAT LOVE RACING

WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?

HEY WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? I'M NOT SURE. HEY WHAT UP. WHAT UP!

WERE YOU MODELING RIGHT NOW FOR US, GO.

NOW DON'T START THINKING THAT JUST ALL THESE EVENTS ARE JUST DRUNK PEOPLE AND, AND NUDITY. BECAUSE THERE, THERE NOT RIGHT? THEY ARE, NUMBER 5, LAKE OF THE OZARKS. EVERYWHERE WE TURN, THERE JUST ANOTHER ROW OF DEBAUCHERY. IT'S JUST ROW AFTER ROW HERE. SEE LOOK AT, ANYWHERE YOU LOOK.

WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS? WHAT'S GOING ON. WERE GOING WILD, LAKE OF THE OZARKS BABY. LAKE OF THE OZARKS. WE WANT TO SHOW HER BOOBS, CAN WE?

ALL RIGHT MAN, TELL ME WHAT IS, WHAT'S YOUR STORY. OH I'M JUST A CHOREOGRAPHER AN ARTIST UH SIGNED WITH TRACK BOYS. IS THAT HOW YOU END UP ON THE SICKEST BOAT, IN THIS LITTLE LAKE? YEAH ACTUALLY I MEAN J.E. WERE REAL TIGHT WERE ABOUT TO, WORKING TOGETHER. WHO DO YOU KNOW TO GET INVITED ON HERE, UH, WE DON'T KNOW I GUESS YOU JUST HAVE TO BE HOT.

HOW DOES THIS MEMO GO OUT WHERE ALL THE CRAZY HOT GIRLS END UP ON THE SAME BOAT? OH THERE'S, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE CRAZY HOT GIRLS THAT. HOW DID YOU, HOW DID YOU? THERE'S HOT GIRLS THERE'S CRAZY WOMEN EVERYWHERE THIS IS YOUR BOAT RIGHT? YEAH THIS IS MY BOAT. DO YOU EVER PINCH YOURSELF, THIS IS AMAZING. YEAH, I MEAN THIS IS LAKE OF THE OZARK I MEAN, I MEAN LOOK AROUND IT'S FUCKING AWESOME OUT HERE

IS THAT YOUR BOAT OVER THERE? YEAH, THAT'S MY COUSIN'S BOAT YEAH. UH WHAT'S GOING ON MAN. I DON'T KNOW MAN, PARTY. GETTING NAKED AND GETTING DRUNK. CARLO, LOOK AT HER. GET NAKED, RIGHT THERE. YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS SAYING I'M A LITTLE WORRIED CAUSE MY MOM WATCHES THIS SHOW. I THINK THAT SHE SHOULD BE WORRIED THAT HER MOM SEES THE SHOW. I LOVE NOT HAVING TAN LINES. I CAN, I CAN TELL. THE WHOLE POINT OF IT. TAN LINES SUCK. IS THIS TYPICAL OF MISSOURI, IS THIS THE ATTITUDE RIGHT HERE WHERE JUST LIKE, IT'S FREE IT'S SMILING FACES. IT SHOULD BE THE ATTITUDE, NAKEDNESS SHOULD BE THE ATTITUDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE WITH, I SEE THE NIPPLE THERE. I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL WHY NOT. THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, THIS ONE'S MINE.

THIS NEXT ONE ON THE LIST IS FANTASTIC. NUMBER 4. JIMMY BUFFET, PARKING LOT. THAT'S RIGHT, GET ALONG WITH THAT CONCERT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PARKING LOT.

ALL RIGHT WHO'S THE IN, I NEED TO TALK TO THE INVENTOR TELL ME, START TO FINISH HOW'D YOU DREAM THIS THING UP? WELL I'M A BUFFET FAN SO THAT SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELF. HOW IS THAT DOES IT TASTE ANY DIFFERENT? NO IT WAS, IT WAS KINDA GOOD. WANT TO TRY IT OUT? HE WILL. IT'LL DISPENSE A SHOT FOR YOU. OKAY. SHOW HER HOW THIS WORKS. HERE HE COMES, SEE YOU LIFT UP THE SKIRT. I TAKE IT YOU DON'T WANT A LITTLE SIP? I DON'T THINK SO, YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S NOT MY STYLE WHAT CAN I TELL YA. HEADS FOR LIFE. I'LL EAT HAMBURGERS FOR LIFE. CHEESE, CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE LOOK AT THAT, HEY YOU GUYS SEEN THE CHEESEBURGERS. CHEESEBURGER. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW, HE'S GOT. WE GOT THE BEER BONG. 2, 2 TUBES SO 2 GUYS GOTTA GO. RIGHT. YOU THROW A COUPLE GOLDFISH IN THERE. OH THAT'S GENIUS. BUT WHY THE GOLDFISH THOUGH? WHY NOT. YOU'RE A BUFFET. THAT MAKE SENSE? WHY NOT! I HAVE 3 GOLDFISH RIGHT NOW, I HAVE 3 GOLDFISH IN MY STOMACH. WHAT DID THESE GOLDFISH DO TO YOU THOUGH? NOT A GOD DAMN THING. HEY LETS SEND THOSE GOLDFISH FOR A RIDE, LETS DO THIS. WHAT'S UP MAN. OH NO! (LAUGHING) GIVE ME SOME, GIVE ME SOME TERMS, LIKE A BUFFET HEAD WE KNOW THAT. WHAT ELSE IS THERE. IT'S A CULT. A PARROT HEAD RIGHT. YES, LOST SALT SHAKER. AND THIS IS THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE PARROT HEADS? THIS IS. OFFICIAL. I THINK THE BOOBS ARE HEARING SOME MUSIC, THEY WERE DANCING THERE. THERE DANCING, HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN. THEY CERTAINLY DO. IT'S ART MANN, HOW YOU DOING MAN. HOW YOU GUYS DOING? DOING GOOD. OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND. I KNOW THIS GUY SCOONER WITH A PERSONALIZED PLATE IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT PARROT HEAD. THOUGHT THE GUY WAS ALL CONSERVATIVE. AFTER WATCHING THAT, THAT GUY'S CRAZY. DO NOT GO AWAY, THE TOP 3 WILDEST PARTIES ARE COMING UP RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK. MAYBE I'LL LEARN MORE ABOUT MY OTHER FRIENDS.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS WERE COUNTING DOWN THE WILDEST PARTIES AND WERE DOWN TO JUST 3. IT'S TIME TO HEAD UP TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR NUMBER 3. THE BAY TO BREAKERS RACE. IT TESTED POSITIVE FOR DPE BY THE WAY. DRUNK PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. WELCOME TO THE GREATEST FREAK SHOW ON EARTH. COME ONE COME ALL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. A LOT OF WEEKS THIS IS TRUE. ESPECIALLY TRUE THIS WEEK. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ME HERE. YOU COULD JUST SET UP THE CAMERA AND WATCH THESE GUYS. I'M BROADCASTING HERE LIVE, FROM SAN FRANCISCO BABY. GET YOU SOME! DON'T STOP BELIEVING DUFF MAN IS THRUSTING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PORTO POTTIES WHAT'S YOUR PLAN RIGHT NOW. PLAN IS TO FIND A LIQUOR STORE. KEEP THE DRINKING GOING ON. OUR FLOAT IS A MODEL OF UTILITARIAN DESIGN. BEER, ICE, NOTHING EXTRA.

YOU CLEARLY ARE A SKILLED BAR TENDER, WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? UH WERE DRINKING THE FINEST 6.99 CHAMPAIGN MONEY CAN BUY. AT SOME OF THESE EVENTS I HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK QUESTIONS. AT THIS EVENT WATCH WHAT I DO. (SCREAMING) ARE WE MIXING IT WITH STUFF, WHAT ARE WE DOING? GU GU GULUNGA. GU GU GULUNGA, IT'S IN THE HOLE. PARTY FOWL, YEAH REF'S. REF'S RULE THE REAL STORY IS. HEY IS THERE ANY MORE BEER? HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY LETS HEAR IT FOR DUKE. (CHANTING AND SCREAMING) YOU GUYS LIKE LACROSSE? (ALL TALKING AT THE SAME TIME) THEY PLAY IT ON THE GROUND, THEY PLAY IT ON THE GROUND RIGHT? I DON'T THINK SO. THEY PLAY. THAT'S ALL I WANT TO KNOW. AS LONG AS I HAVE A PLACE TO SIT YEAH. (CHANTING)

50 CENT, 50 CENT.

WE'LL HOIST THE GENTLEMAN INTO THE AIR AND WE WILL PUMP HIM FULL OF BEER. INVERTED. YES INVERTED. HE'S A 255 POUNDER, AND HE'S A BIG DO. OH SHIT, YOU FUCKING FAIRY, GOD DAMNIT.

HOWS IT GOING. I'M THE NEXT BARYSHNIKOV, OR BILLY ELLIOT IF YOU WOULD LIKE. SHOW ME SOME DANCING RIGHT NOW. WATCH THIS, GIVE HIM SOME ROOM

WELL DONE. THIS IS, THIS IS AN OUTFIT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A FUCKING SILVER BULLET. COORS LIGHT SILVER BULLET ALRIGHT. YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK. THANK YOU. GOTTA WORK FOR MY CONCERT.

OUR NEXT WILD PARTY ON THE LIST TAKES US TO AUSTIN TEXAS ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE TRAVIS. IT'S TIME FOR NUMBER 2. DEVILS COVE. THIS IS PERFECT, THIS PLACE WERE HEADED RIGHT HERE IS CALLED DEVILS COVE RIGHT? YES IT'S DEVILS COVE. AND TELL THEM PLEASE WHAT HAPPENS IN DEVILS COVE. IT GETS CRAZY. AND HOW MANY BOATS WILL WE SEE IN THERE 100, 200, 300? HUNDREDS BUT IT'S LIKE SPRING BREAK EVERY WEEKEND. OH SO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SPECIAL MEMORIAL WEEKEND. EVERY WEEKEND EVEN IF IT'S CLOUDY. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT POURING, WERE OUT. NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT, WE NEED TO SEE GOOD OLD FASHION YOU KNOW BOOZING UP. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, THAT'S HOW WE GONNA DO IT. RYAN MAY, TAKE IT AWAY, HERE YOU GO BABY. OH. LETS TELL THEM WHAT'S UP, IT'S LIKE 150 DEGREES. 150 DEGREES. OH THE SHORTS AREN'T WORKING FOR THIS GUY THOUGH, A LITTLE TOO SHORT. WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? IT'S A BOX OF WINE, WE TOOK OFF THE BOX THOUGH, NOW IT'S JUST A BAG OF WINE. IT'S GOOD STUFF THOUGH. (CHANTING) NICE. (SCREAMS) GOT ANOTHER CUSTOMER. OH RIGHT IN THE FACE.

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING YET TODAY, HAVE YOU? THIS, THIS IS MY FIRST ONE, RIGHT HERE.

HOW ARE YA FELLAS. HE'S THROWING UP. ARE YOU LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, OR IS THIS JUST SOMETHING THAT THE LAKE JUST BRINGS OUT OF YOU? UH THE LAKE ALWAYS BRINGS IT OUT OF YOU, REGARDLESS WHAT THE HOLIDAY IS BUT YEAH, PRETTY WILD. WHY IS THIS CALLED DEVILS COVE? IT'S CALLED DEVILS COVE BECAUSE THERE'S GIRLS LIKE US ON IT, DEVILS COVE. WATCH OUT YOUR HORNS ARE COMING OUT.

YOU SEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I GOT 2 BEAUTIFUL LADIES OVER HERE. AND I THINK THEY WANT JELL-O SHOTS AND FUCKING BEER ALL OVER THEM. AND YOU CAN WALK IT OFF, WITH MY TONGUE.

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AUSTIN BABY. THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AUSTIN. THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AUSTIN BABY.

IT'S TIME MY FRIENDS, YOU VOTED FOR THIS AS THE ULTIMATE GOOD TIME, SPENCER DRUM ROLL. NUMBER 1. THE EXOTIC EROTIC BALL. LOOK AT THAT THING, YOU KNOW THEY CALL IT A CELEBRATION OF HUMAN SEXUALITY AND FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. UH HUH, LET YOU TELL IT. I CALL IT A PERFECT EXCUSE TO HAVE THE BEST PARTY OF THE YEAR. TELL ME WHAT, WHAT DO YOU GOT HERE? WE HAVE ADULT NOVELTIES. USUALLY A LOT OF DIDLO'S ARE MADE FOR GIRLS. EXCITING THEM WATCHING THE GUY GETS TO WATCH. THIS TIME THE GIRL GETS TO WATCH THE GUY. OH GOD. THERE. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU WONT SEE A MIKE ON CNN MY FRIENDS.

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS, TELL OUR VIEWERS WHAT THE COSTUME IS. NATURAL. YOUR DRESSED AS NAKED MAN. NO NATURAL. NATURAL MAN. YOU WERE NAKED ONCE. I WAS AND THEN I QUICKLY LEARNED IT WASN'T A WAY TO GO FOR ME. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ABLE TO WALK AROUND LIKE, LIKE THIS. I MEAN SERIOUSLY TELL THEM WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE FREE. TO BE MYSELF. IT FEELS GREAT RIGHT? IT'S JUST FUN, IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO EVERYWHERE. YOU LIKE THAT MIKE? THAT'S NICE. WHAT ARE WE DRESSED AS YOU 2. OH I'M KINDA 80'S THROWBACK. RIGHT. OF COURSE ONE OF THE THINGS YOU THREW BACK WAS THE BRA. YEAH IT YOU KNOW IT SHRANK IN THE WASH. THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE, MYSELF INCLUDED. DON'T HAVE THE BALLS, NO PUN INTENDED TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS HOW DOES IT UH. NICE SHOT BY THE WAY. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO TELL THEM HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS? IT'S VERY LIBERATING, VERY LIBERATING YEAH. AND HOW, WERE GONNA GO ALL NIGHT NAKED LIKE, LOOK AT THIS. I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN THE HUMAN BODY. I AGREE. YOU KNOW, I MEAN THEY'VE BEEN PAINTING IT FOR CENTURIES RIGHT SEE NOW WE JUST GO OUT AND HAVE A NICE TIME A LOT OF NICE PEOPLE OUT HERE. COME OUT AND MEET A LOT OF FOLKS LIKE YOU GUYS AND HAVE A GREAT TIME. THIS IS WHAT I LIKE, CAUSE YOU WILL NOT, TRUST ME I'VE BEEN TO A LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTIES. YOU WILL NOT FIND A PARTY LIKE THIS, WHERE IT'S JUST OKAY JUST TO LET IT FLY. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PARTY LIKE THIS

IT'S INTERESTING CAUSE WE THOUGHT A LOT OF CRAZY PARTIES, AND USUALLY THE WOMEN GO AHEAD AND GET NAKED. WHAT I NOTICED ABOUT THIS PARTY A LOT OF GUYS WALKING AROUND HERE. OH MY GOD, I WAS HERE EARLIER AND THERE WAS ALL THESE BIG, BIG GUYS WALKING AROUND, WITH THESE LITTLE NEEDLE PENISES ABOUT THIS BIG. MAKES ME FEEL REALLY GOOD. GOD BLESS AMERICA, LAND THAT I LOVE, STAND BESIDE THEM AND BY THEM, EVERY DAY I LOOK, LOOK VERY HAPPY. I DON'T KNOW I'M VERY NERVOUS. YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB

WELL THAT'S IT, I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR VOTING. AND UH I KNOW, I GUARANTEE I'M GONNA GET AN EMAIL FROM SOME DIGLET THAT'S GONNA SAY, HEY MAN UH YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE THIS NUMBER 1. NO YOU GUYS VOTED, SO VOTE NEXT TIME DIGS. I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR VOTING AND THE REST OF YOU FOR WATCHING EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE. AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, RIGHT HERE.

GLENN CAN THROW, BETTER THEN THAT DONOVAN MCNABB. I JUST WISH I COULD RUN AS GOOD AS SOME OF THOSE GUYS. BUT WATCH THIS THROW. I'M GONNA GO OUT THIS WAY, THE BALLS JUST GONNA BE THERE. READY?