Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 213

Episode Title: The Butt Train

Description: This week we check out a wild annual party in Laguna Niguel, California, where every time a train goes by, thousands of people run over to the track to moon it. You need to see this one to believe it.

Transcript:

YOUR IN HIGH, YOU ARE DRUNK IN HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK IN HIGH DEFINITION BEFORE? NO I HAVE NOT.

MOONCHAIN BABY

WE'RE ON HDNet RIGHT NOW THIS IS HIGH DEFINITION RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR. HIGH DEF ASS SHOWING YEAH! AS A SPECTATOR, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME. HOW DO YOU KNOW THE TRAIN'S COMING. THE TRAIN HONKS! JUST MOOOOOON IN! WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT. I THINK THAT SUMS IT UP. IT'S A CELEBRATION OF ALL THINGS BUTT.

GREETINGS MY FRIENDS, GREETINGS FROM CALIFORNIA. WHAT A SICK EVENT WE HAVE FOR YOU THIS WEEK. YOU LIKE BUTTS? HUH? YOU LIKE FANNIES, YOU LIKE THE BUMS, WELL YOU PICKED THE RIGHT SHOW TONIGHT. THERE IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF THEM AND I'M TOLD THIS REALLY ISN'T NUDITY, RIGHT? I'M TOLD THAT THE VERTICAL SMILE IS LEGAL TO SHOW ON T.V. THE EVENT IS CALLED THE MOONING OF AMTRAK AKA MOON TRAIN AKA MY FAVORITE, THE BUTT TRAIN. THE EVENT TAKES PLACE ONCE A YEAR IN LAGUNA NIGUEL, CALIFORNIA BECAUSE, WHY? YOU REALLY COULD ONLY HAVE AN EVENT LIKE THIS IN CALIFORNIA. IT'S ABSOLUTELY GENIUS. TRAIN GOES BY BUTTS COME OUT. WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY TO THEM, REALLY RIGHT?

ARE YOU HERE TO SAY THAT YOUR ASS IS READY THIS YEAR? I SPENT 7 DAYS IN CABO, MY ASS IS TAN. I'M READY. NEXT TIME THE TRAIN COMES BY NO BLINDING ANYBODY, NO GLARING, YOU MIGHT EVEN GET TAN LOOKING AT IT.

HERE'S WHAT I UNDERSTAND, OKAY. CAUSE I KNOW WHO TRAINS WORK, THEY GO ALL DAY LONG. RIGHT. DOES THAT MEAN THAT UH, MY ASS SHOWS, YES, WE DRINK ALL DAY LONG TOO NICE HAT. WHAT IS THE DEAL ON THIS THING. HOW DID THIS GET STARTED. DO WE KNOW THE HISTORY WELL YOU KNOW HERE'S MY WHOLE THING. I WAS SLEEPING THIS MORNING, THIS GUY CALLS ME UP, HE SAYS LOOK I HEARD THIS THING ON THE RADIO. HE'S LIKE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE COME OVER HERE, THEY FLASH THE TRAIN. I GO LIKE ABOUT 30 SECONDS LONG. IT'S ABOUT HOW LONG MY TRAIN LASTS. I'VE GOT ABSOLUTELY NO ASS TO OFFER. BUT I HAVE ALCOHOL AND DRUNKENNESS AND SO I'M LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I DO HAVE AN ALL. I'M NOT A DOCTOR THROUGH. THIS ISN'T EVEN MY ASS, OKAY, BUT THIS OKAY WE HAVE TO GET A REVIEW ON THAT. THAT'S MY MANS ASS.

THE MOON WE'RE HERE, WE'RE ALL HERE MOON. THAT'S MY CRACK, OKAY MY ASS IS DOWN HERE BUT I HAVE A CRACK THIS HIGH UP MY BACK, I MEAN I WONDER IS THAT LIKE AM I DESTINED FOR SOMETHING MORE. I'M ALREADY DRUNK, I'VE BEEN DRUNK SINCE 10. I'M DRINKING WATER NOW BECAUSE I'M CUTTING MYSELF OFF. NOW WE HEARD THAT IT'S IMPORTANT TO GO MAYBE TAN THE ASS A LITTLE BEFORE THE EVENT. HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY STEPS TO PREPARE THE BUM YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO PUT A LITTLE BUTTER ON YOUR ASS YOU KNOW AND GET IT ALL UP. (LAUGHS) WHAT THE HELL KIND OF EVENT IS THIS? WE ARE A TRAVEL SHOW SO WE LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO DO DIFFERENT EVENTS LIKE THIS. WHAT IS THE IDEAL TIME TO COME TO MOON THE TRAIN. 8 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING WHEN WE FIRST START AND HOW LATE TO DO STAY? TILL ABOUT SUNDOWN 8 O'CLOCK MAYBE. TILL WE PASS OUT. THAT'S FANTASTIC! HEY, WHAT'S IN THAT CONTAINER. UH, UH, WATER HEY I PASS OUT ABOUT MIDNIGHT SO THAT IS A BIG PROBLEM. AND DON'T BRING YOU MCDONALDS CUP CAUSE THE COPS ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE SO HAVE YOU MOONED? I HAVEN'T MOONED. SEE YOU CAN MIX IT UP, YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO SHOW THE TRAIN YOUR BUTT I FELT THERE WAS TOO MUCH AT ONCE AND WANTED TO GO THE OTHER WAY. THE TRAIN KEEPS COMING BY LIKE EVERY 40 MINUTES OR SOMETHING. ACTUALLY THE TIME IS POSTED ON THE BAR UP THERE. DO YOU MOON EVERY TIME. I HAD EVERY TIME POSTED ON MY CAR. BUT WILL THERE BE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OR SOMETHING. HOW WILL WE KNOW TO RUN OVER (ALL TALKING) YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION AS SOON AS THE TRAIN GOES BY, THE CONDUCTOR WILL GET ON THE LOUDSPEAKER AND SAY HEY HERE'S EVERYBODY FLASHING THE TRAIN. AND YOU JUST GET OVER THERE AND FLASH YOUR BUTT AND YOUR GOOD TO GO. OVER THERE WE GOT THE POOL. RIGHT. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT. IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. IT'S THE PERFECT BOBBING FOR DOLLARS THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. I READ THAT SOMETIMES THE GUY ON THE TRAIN WILL ACTUALLY SEND YOU A LITTLE MOON BACK. NO ACTUALLY THE GUYS, EXCUSE ME, ON THE TRAIN WILL ACTUALLY STAND THERE WITH CAMERAS AND GO HEY, HEY, YOU SEE A BUNCH OF ASSES YOU GOTTA SNAP SOME PHOTOS, NO? AM I RIGHT ON THIS. THERE'S MORE THAN ASSES. IS THERE? (LAUGHS) THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL HERE. YES. OUT OF CONTROL. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU HAVE GOING ON. THIS IS A PERSONAL THING. WE ARE ACTUALLY RECRUITING FEMALES TO SHOW US WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER AND ALL IT IS WE HAVE PROBABLY 150 THERE AND ALL THEY NEED TO DO IS SHOW US THE REST AND YES, WE COOL THEM OFF FOR FREE. WE ACTUALLY GIVE THEM MONEY TO COOL THEMSELVES OFF.

YEAH MOON TRAIN BABY

THEY COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK, SEE EVERYWHERE I GO. THERE IS ALWAYS ONE IN THE CROWD. YOU KNOW THAT ALWAYS WANTS TO WRESTLE ME OR SOME DAMN THING. NO, I DON'T WANT TO WRESTLE YOU. YOU WANNA WRESTLE? OR POSE WITH ME. NO I DON'T. LOOK AT THAT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YOU READY?

YOU CLEARLY KNOW ABOUT FITNESS AND SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING MAYBE SOME TANNING BEFORE THIS EVENT. ARE THERE SOME EXERCISE PEOPLE SHOULD DO BEFORE A MOONING EVENT LIKE THIS.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOME BUTT EXERCISES.

YOU CHEST JUST BUMPED INTO MY HAND AND IT WAS HARD AS A ROCK. BUT HEY DID YOU READ IT? DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAD EVERYTHING IS HARD. YOU CAN TOUCH. I KNOW YOU WANT TO. THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE.

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING, DO YOU KNOW THE HISTORY AND EVERYTHING. ACTUALLY THIS IS THE 27TH YEAR. PEOPLE DOING THIS, YEAH. 27 YEARS ALL THESE MANIACS SHOW UP WE'RE NOT ANGRY AT AMTRAK THOUGH, RIGHT. NO, NO, NO, IN FACT THEY LOVE IT. THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY RIDING THE TRAIN KNOW ABOUT THIS THEY LOVE IT. THEY RIDE THE TRAIN ON PURPOSE AND I GUESS WE JUST HEARD THAT THE ENGINEERS FIGHT TO BE WORKING ON THIS DAY CAUSE THE SECOND SATURDAY THEY ACTUALLY SLOW THE TRAIN DOWN SO PEOPLE CAN WAVE EM, GIRLS FLASHING, GIRLS PULLING THEIR PANTS DOWN, IT'S WILD PEOPLE GO NUTS. IT'S JUST A RANDOM STREET IN LAGUNA NIGUEL. THIS IS JUST IT GOES FOR LIKE A HALF MILE DOWN SOME RANDOM STREET. NO COPS. I HAVEN'T SEEN A COP ALL DAY.

NOW IS THAT WHAT DOES THAT REPRESENT THE TRADING OF SHORTS. WE ACTUALLY WANTED TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT HE COULD FIT INTO THEM. RIGHT AND CLEARLY HE DOES NOT.

EXACTLY HAVE YOU BEEN MOONING TODAY? F# # K YEAH I BEEN MOONING ALL DAY LONG DUDE ART MANN. YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO PRESENT YOURSELF, OKAY. I BROUGHT MY OWN BEADS BECAUSE NO GUY CAN GIVE ME BIGGER BEADS THAN THIS. AND BEND OVER, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW THEY WORK SEXY. THERE'S THREE GIRLS THAT ARE AT THE CENTER POINT WHEN THEY MOVE FROM THAT SIDE OF THE STREET TO THIS SIDE OF THE STREET, THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TIME TO MOON. SO WHAT IS THE ART OF IT. TELL ME THE ART OF IT. IS THERE ATTITUDE TO THE MOON. BABY THERE I TOLD YOU THERE'S SHAKING. THERE SHOULD BE SHAKING. YOU GOTTA SHAKE THAT THING. SHAKE WHAT YOU GOT. SHAKE THAT ASS. HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT ANYWAY?

ONE BALL ON ONE SIDE AND THE OTHER BALL ON THE OTHER SIDE. THAT'S HIS SECRET, HE HAS NO GENITALIA. YEAH, YEAH SO TELL THEM WE'RE NOT ANGRY WITH AMTRAK, RIGHT? NO9, WE'RE NOT. PEOPLE IT'S ALL IN LOVE DUDE. PEOPLE ON THE AMTRAK ARE MOONING BACK. EXPLAIN TO US THE ART OF THE MOON. IS THERE ATTITUDE WITH IT, DO WE PUSH THE BUTT OUT, REALLY WHAT ARE WE DOIN? WELL IT DEPENDS ON IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR A GUY. IF YOU'RE A GIRL, YOU GOTTA STICK YOU ASS OUT AND SHAKE IT. NICE. AND WHAT AND THEN IF YOU'RE A GUY YOU JUST KIND OF LIKE SHAKE YOUR HAIRY ASS AT THE TRAIN, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. THIS IS PERFECT BECAUSE UH, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK BUT WHAT A GREAT WAY TO GO OUT, WITH A 5 PACK OF MOONS.

DON'T GO AWAY, YOU GUYS UH, MORE OF THAT ACTION YOU JUST SAW COMING UP RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW FOLKS. THIS IS A GOOD WEEK TO BE WATCHING. WE'RE CHECKING OUT A LITTLE THING CALLED THE MOONING OF AMTRAK. AKA THE BUTT TRAIN. LET'S GET BACK TO THE ACTION.

I GET THE FEELING THAT IT'S HARD FOR US TO SHOW PEOPLE THE EXCITEMENT, EVERY TIME A TRAIN COMES, EVERYONE RUSHES FROM THIS SIDE OF THE ROAD TO THAT SIDE. YOU GOTTA SHOW YOUR ASS OH NO YOUR BUTT, YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME YOU DON'T GOT MUCH TIME SO YOU GOTTA GET UP THERE REAL CLOSE THERE IS LIKE A SENSE OF URGENCY. THERE'S A SENSE OF URGENCY YOU GOTTA DO IT RIGHT. IT'S A MOVING TARGET YOU GOT TO HIT. YOU GOT TO HIT THE MOVING TARGET.

NOW TELL US WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE WITH THE GUY WITH THE GIANT HAIRY ASS. WELL I BELIEVE UH, SPHINCTER BOY WAS HERE YEARS AGO AND HE GOT A LITTLE OLDER AND A LITTLE LESS ATTRACTIVE, KEPT WEARING HIS KILT AND I JUST DECIDED TO GIVE HIM ONE UP THE SPHINCHY

I DID UH NOT SACRIFICE MY COOLING CUP BUT I DID SACRIFICE ABOUT A 1/4 OF COORS LIGHT ON THAT ONE WHEN IS THE NEXT TRAIN? DO WE KNOW? DO WE HAVE THE SCHEDULES IN OUR BRAIN? OR DO WE JUST WATCH. I JUST LISTEN FOR THE HORN. 10 MINUTES? I DON'T KNOW. I'LL BE THERE I THINK THE TRAIN IS COMING AT 4:20, WE'RE ALL GONNA BE READY HERE, WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. GET ALL THE WOMEN READY.

TELL US ABOUT UH THE MOONING THE ACT OF MOONING, IT FEELS GOOD RIGHT? I HAVEN'T MOONED YET. THESE ARE MY DIRTY GUYS. YOU GOTTA GET SOME COLOR ON THAT ASS. YEAH HEY MAN WE'RE THE ASS SECURITY FOR HER.

YOU KNOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE TRAIN BEFORE THE PANTS COME OFF. NO, NO, NO, IT'S ALL DAY LONG. HEY EVERYTHING IS TRAIN TODAY. THAT'S TRAIN, THAT GUY IS TRAIN, THE CAR IS TRAIN, EVERYTHING IS TRAIN TODAY. (CHEERING)

THIS IS KIND OF A CELEBRATION THOUGH OF THE BUTT 27TH ANNUAL. OF THE BUTT THOUGH RIGHT? 27TH ANNUAL OF THE BUTT, YOU WANT A PICTURE OF THE BUTT. EVERYONE ACTS LIKE IT'S ABOUT THE TRAIN, BUT IT'S MORE ABOUT JUST BUTTS.

NICE. THIS IS A HISTORY LESSON. SOME GUYS LOOK AT THIS! SOME GUYS DARED THIS GUY ON HIS BIRTHDAY TO MOON THE TRAIN, RIGHT, SO HE WENT OUT AND MOONED THE TRAIN. NEXT YEAR HIM AND HIS FRIENDS MOONED THE TRAIN AND YEAR AFTER YEAR MORE PEOPLE AND MORE PEOPLE STARTED TO COME TO MOON THE TRAIN. AND THAT STARTED AT THE BAR, RIGHT? YES. AT THE BAR. ALL THIS CRAZY THE BAR THE BAR IS CALLED MUGS AWAY.

ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES. HERE COMES MY TOW RIDE, MY ASSOCIATE.

YOU GUYS HAVE THIS ALL FIGURED OUT SEE CAUSE WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW SO WE NEED TO TELL PEOPLE EXACTLY WHAT TO DO RIGHT? OH MY GOD. WE DO THIS A LOT. GIVE THEM A LIST OF WHAT THEY NEED TO BRING TO THE MOONING OF AMTRAK.

FAT GIRLS BEER, TEQUILA AND LOOSE SHORTS.

WHAT TIME DO YOU NEED TO ARRIVE? UH, I WOULD SAY 9:30, 10:00 IN THE MORNING LATEST AND WHEN DO WE STOP DRINKING? UH, WELL THE LAST TRAIN IS AT 11:47 TELL ME ABOUT THIS, THIS IS LAWLESSNESS RIGHT? I MEAN THERE IS NO POLICE. THEY'VE CLOSED OFF THE ROAD. I SEE FIRE TRUCKS GOING BY WITH JUST ASSES HANGING OUT. AWESOME. DO WE RUN TO THE FENCE EVERY TIME A TRAIN COMES BY OR WE DON'T CARE DO WE? YEAH WE DO? WE GOTTA TRAVEL WITH OUR BUTT. DADDY ALWAYS SAID, THERE AIN'T NOTHING BETTER THAN A WARM TITTY AND A COLD BEER. YOU MIGHT HAVE MADE OUR HIGHLIGHT SHOW WITH THAT QUOTE RIGHT THERE. YEAH !

OHHHHH!

THANK GOD FOR THE HARD HAT.

HARD HAT, HART HAT THANK YOU.

WHAT ARE WE DRINKING NOW, TELL EVERYONE WHAT THAT IS, I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARILY GATORADE IN THERE. THIS IS GATORADE THIRST QUENCHER. FOR A DEEP DOWN BODY THIRST? WHAT TIME DID WE START TODAY CAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE YOU GOTTA A LITTLE BUZZ GOING. (SLURRED) TODAY'S TODAY WHAT? TODAY, TODAY. WHAT? THAT'S SPANISH YOU KNOW YOU GUYS SEEN THE PRESIDENT ON TEXAS ALL OF THE MEXICANS RUN OVER. I'M UH YEAH WE'RE PRETTY

THIS IS THE OC, THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. I'M FROM SAN CLEMENTE ALWAYS. AND I TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES OF MY BOYFRIEND WITH HOT CHICKS. I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY YOU KNOW HOT CHICKS IT'S ALL GOOD. SO ARE YOU READY TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME?

HEY WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT! SOME INFO SOME IMPORTANT DATA, SOME STATISTICS. I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF I'M THE PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO. NO, NO, NO, HOLD ON LET ME INTERRUPT YOU. IF YOU'VE SEEN OUR SHOW, YOU WOULD KNOW. YOU'RE THE EXACT PERSON WE WANT TO TALK TO. HOW DID YOU KNOW FROM SAN CLEMENTE HOW DID YOU KNOW TO COME HERE. OKAY MY DAD, RIGHT THERE, THAT'S MY DAD HE'S BEEN COMING TO THIS EVENT FOR 20 YEARS. WOW! I COME HERE EVERY YEAR AND THE ONLY REASON WHY I COME HERE IS BECAUSE I CAN WALK AROUND THE STREET WITH A BEER IN MY HAND AND SEE TITTIES. TELL US ABOUT THE EVENT. YOU'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR 20 YEARS. 22 I THINK. YEAH 1984 WAS THE FIRST TIME I CAME AND AT THAT POINT IN TIME I USED TO WORK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FREEWAY AND IT'S EXPANDED OVER THE YEARS GIMME THE HISTORY WHAT YEAR DID THIS START? OH THIS STARTED IN I THINK IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. AND THE PEOPLE AT MUGS AWAY THE MOTHER FUCKER BET HIS FRIENDS DRINKS TO GO OUT AND MOON THE TRAIN. RIGHT. AND THEN THEY WENT AND MOONED IT AND THEN AFTER THAT IT TURNED INTO A BIG FIASCO. PEOPLE THAT COME HERE ARE LIKE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT ALWAYS CAME HERE. YOUNG OR OLD, ALL THE PEOPLE, IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOESN'T MATTER. THIS IS MY DAUGHTER SHE IS 26 SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT I CAME HERE 24 YEARS AGO. IF YOU LIKE THE HUMAN ASS, COME TO THIS EVENT. WAIT, WAIT, HUMAN ASS OR FEMALE ASS? WELL NO CAUSE WE HAVE MALE AND FEMALE VIEWERS. SHE WAS 2 YEARS OLD I WAS 2! 2 AND LOOK AT HER SHE NOW I'M A GROWN WOMAN. IN FACT, THIS GUY HERE I MET HER HERE 2 YEARS AGO TODAY, THIS IS OUR ANNIVERSARY. IT'S OUR 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. COME TO THE MOON TRAIN AND MEET THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS.

HEADS OUT. (LAUGHS) DO NOT PET A BURNING DOG. BY THE WAY OR DO NOT PLAY LEAP FROG WITH A PORCUPINE. THAT'S A GREAT TIP BUT DON'T COM ROLLIN UP HERE LIKE YOUR DRUNK WHEN YOU STAND NEXT TO JOHN CAUSE CLEARLY JOHNNY IS JOHNNY'S GOT ME. I'LL TELL YA I'LL GIVE HIM THAT. I LIKE THIS GUY. ILL GIVE HIM THAT, JOHNNY YOU ARE THE GIMME YOU'RE THE SHIT. I WOULDN'T SAY THAT SHIT. HERE'S TO JOHNNY. I'M JUST A GUY DRUNK AS HELL AT THE PLACE WHERE IT'S LIKE HAVASU WITHOUT A FUCKING BODY OF WATER GOING THROUGH THE CITY.

WE DO A AWARD SHOW EVERY YEAR AND WE HAVE OUR FAVORITE DRUNK GUY IS ONE OF THE AWARDS WE GIVE OUT, YOU MAY JUST WIN THIS. S I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK THOUGH. JUST IN CASE THAT'S A LIE AND ALL OF YOU BOUGHT IT. SO, IN THE EVENT THAT YOU WIN, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH RIGHT NOW. I LIKE TO THANK HEFFENWEISEN, JAGER, COORS LIGHT, AND JACK IN THE BOX CUPS BECAUSE CAN DRINK WHILE YOU DRIVE. YOUR GETTING THE SPOT RIGHT, OH YEAH YOU GOT TO. GOTTA HOLD YOUR SPOT. AND IS THERE A WHISTLE, HOW DO WE KNOW WHEN THAT TRAIN COMES. WE'LL RIGHT NOW IT'S ABOUT 40 MINUTES LATE SO WE BEEN STANDING OUT HERE FOR WAY TOO LONG. THEY'RE CUTTING INTO OUR DRINKING TIME. I'M GLAD THAT I FOUND YOU HERE, YOU KNOW WHY? WHY? SEE GLEN RIGHT OVER HERE THAT WORKS ON OUR SHOW. OKAY. GLEN'S QUOTE ON THE WAY DOWN HERE AND I QUOTE GLEN, WAS YOU WONT SEE A BROTHER MOONIN THAT STUPID TRAIN. THAT'S THE QUOTE. ALL RIGHT. NOW WILL YOU BE MOONING? NO. BUT I'LL BE TAKING PICTURES OF IT. (LAUGHS)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'S A CELEBRATION OF THE BUTT TODAY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. TELL THEM HOW RANDOM THIS IS. THIS IS JUST A STREET IN, WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW? WHERE IS THIS? SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO. IT'S A LITTLE SEASHORE TOWN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. THIS IS THE STORY. THERE WAS A MAN THAT USED TO OWN THIS BAR AND HE TOLD ONE OF HIS PATRONS IF YOU GO MOON THE TRAIN, I WILL BUY YOU A DRINK. AND THIS IS RESERVING THE SPOT RIGHT NOW ON THE FENCE. THEY WILL SHOW THEIR BUMS, EVERYONE OF THEM. LET EM FLY!

LET EM FLY!

DON'T GO AWAY, MY FRIENDS, MUCH MORE OF THIS STUFF COMING UP. UNBELIEVABLE

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, HOW YOU DOIN? IF YOUR JUST JOINING US, LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON, IT'S AN EVENT THAT TAKES PLACE ONCE A YEAR IN LAGUNA NIGUEL, CALIFORNIA. IT'S CALLED MOONING OF AMTRAK. SOME PEOPLE CALL IT MOON TRAIN. I LIKE TO CALL IT THE BUTT TRAIN. SO LET'S GET BACK TO THE EXCITING MOONING ACTION. YOU MOON WITH SOME ATTITUDE? I DO, I DO DO YOU SHAKE WHEN YOU MOON? NO, YOU JUST GOTTA STICK YOUR ASS UP AGAINST THE FENCE. I'M NOT GONNA DO IT ON SHE SHAKES AND SHE MOVES, DON'T LIE. (LAUGHS)

NOW HOW IS THIS COMING WITH MOM, CAUSE CLEARLY THERE I8S A LOT OF, THERE IS A LOT OF NUDITY HERE. I HAD TO TURN MY HEAD ONCE ALREADY. UH OH, IS THAT TRUE. WELL, YEAH HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THIS EVENT. I WAS DRIVING BY AND SAW A CROWD OF PEOPLE. AND WHAT DO YOU THINK. AND IT'S PRETTY CRAZY LIKE THIS MANY PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND TO MOON A TRAIN. THAT'S A GOOD GAME RIGHT THERE. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY GOOD GAME. YOU KNOW HE'S PULLING THE HOBBLE OUT ALL THE GIRLS COME TO HIM AND SAY OH CAN I HELP YOU OUT. I'VE BEEN ASKING A LOT OF PEOPLE THIS CAUSE I'M JUST CURIOUS, HOW DO YOU DISCOVER THIS EVENT THAT IT EVEN EXISTS. THAT YOU COULD COME SOMEWHERE AND SHOW YOUR ASS TO A TRAIN WE MET HERE AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. WHEN? WE'RE GETTING MARRIED LIKE NEXT SUMMER. C'MERE. NICE. YOU GONNA GET MARRIED HERE? PROBABLY WITH NO CLOTHES, OR ASS AT LEAST SHOWING. SO WHO KNEW? WHO AHD THE INFORMATION? MAXIM TOLD US. RIGHT HERE. OH MAXIM MAGAZINE. I HONESTLY CAME A VARIETY OF ASSES. YEAH VARIETY

YOU ALL SAW IT. YOU SAW, YOU SAW, YOU SAW MY FRIENDS UH, WHEN YOU DO AN EVENT LIKE THIS, YOU NEED TO DO A LITTLE RECONSTRUCTION RECON. YEAH SO I PICKED UP THE PHONE AND CALLED TERRA HERE. AND SHE TOLD ME WE WOULD BE STUPID IF WE DIDN'T COME DOWN HERE. PRETTY STUPID IF YOU DIDN'T WE DID SEE A WOMAN WITH UH UM WITH WHAT LOOKED TO BE A TABLE CLOTH WHERE SHE COULD JUST LIFT UP THE TABLE CLOTH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS SMART. YEAH THAT WAS SMART. I DIDN'T WANNA I, I, I BUT YEAH THIS IS BENNY TERRA RIGHT HERE IS ONE OF THE BEST BARTENDERS IN ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. THAT'S MY BROTHER. I'M NOT TALKING ORANGE COUNTY, SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. WELL YOU DID THE SAME THING CAUSE THAT'S EASY ACCESS. I MADE IT EASY ACCESS SO, YEAH. THEY TOLD ME, I'M NOT GONNA LIE, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. THEY TOLD ME WANT TO GO MOONING AND I'M LIKE ALL RIGHT FINE. THAT'S CLEARLY MOONING ATTIRE. SEE WE'RE A TRAVEL SHOW, WE'RE SHOWING PEOPLE WHAT TO BRING TO AN EVENT LIKE THIS. THIS IS KEY. WHAT TO WEAR. GUY'S IT'S EASY. ABSOLUTELY WHAT TO WEAR. RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE, WHAT IS SHE DOING. SHE IS MOONING THE WHEELCHAIR. (LAUGHS)

YOU KNOW WHAT WE'VE DISCOVERED TODAY, IS THAT PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A F# # K. OOPS. NO WE DISCOVERED THAT FOR SURE BUT THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF THAT'S GOING ON WITH THE BUTT ITSELF SO THERE IS DECORATING. THE TATTOOS AND/OR BODY ART. GIMME SOME OF YOUR GYMNASTICS. WHOA!

WOW THAT WAS JUST, I WAS JUST FISHING THERE, I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW YOU COULD DO STUFF. I SAW PEOPLE WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF, I MEAN AND NOT JUST GUYS. GIRLS TOO. AND THAT'S NOT THE MOONING PART OR THE SHINING PART, THAT'S LIKE A WHOLE OTHER THING. IT'S CALLED LETTING IT FLY. YEAH

HELLO. WE'RE DONE HERE. THIS WAS A SUCCESSFUL EVENT I WOULD SAY, RIGHT? THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE, AND YOUR THOUGHTS, GO ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. IF THEY WANT TO COME TO THIS IT'S EVER JULY RIGHT? IT'S THE SECOND WEEKEND IN JULY EVERY YEAR. BRING YOUR BUTTS. BRING YOUR BUTTS AND YOUR BOOZE. WE GOT TO THANK HER. GIVE HER A PARTING SHOT. OHHHHHHH HOW MANY BUMS HAVE YOU SEEN TODAY, GIVE ME THE COUNT THE BUM TALLY. I REALLY DON'T HAVE AN HONEST TALLY. NO BUM TOTAL? NOT AT ALL BUT THE BUM SUM A GOOD 12. YOU LIKE THE BUM SUM RIGHT? THE BUM SUM IS AWESOME I JUST SAW TWO PEOPLE GET ON A BIKE OVER THERE, WHOOOO SHE WAS NOT EVEN QUALIFIED TO BE A PASSENGER. WE SEEN BUMS NOW WHAT, HOW DO YOU TOP THAT? I'M SORRY THE BUM TRAIN HASN'T EVEN BEEN BY YET. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT HERE. IT HASN'T COME BY THE WHOLE DAY. WE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE DAY. IT HAS, IT HAS, BUT NEED 1 MORE. YOU MISSED IT! WE DO HAVE ONE PROBLEM THOUGH MY FRIEND. WE CAN'T END THE SHOW ON THESE TWO. LET'S END IT ON THE HOTS.

YOU GOTTA GO OUT STRONG, RIGHT? ABSOLUTELY. NICE WAY TO, LOOK IT, AND WITH A SHAKE. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

THAT'S IT YOU GUYS GREAT EVENT. SOME GENIUS THOUGHT OF THAT. YOU KNOW SOMEONE SENT US AN EMAIL ABOUT SOME DRUNKEN BIKE RACE, YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO THAT GUY, SEE YOU THERE! SO KEEP THE EMAILS COMING AND CHECK OUT ARTMANN.COM WE HAVE UH THERE IS LIKE A FULL EPISODE GUIDE ON THERE. IT HAS SOME LINKS FOR MORE INFORMATION ON ALL THE DIFFERENT EVENTS AND STUFF WE COVER. IT'S NOT A BAD LITTLE SITE. SOME PICTURES AND CLIPS. SEE YOU GUYS. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

YOU PROBABLY SOBERED UP A LITTLE JUST FROM CROSSING THE BRIDGE.

YES I DID. (LAUGHS) THERE'S NO MORE. OKAY. NOW YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH THE CONES BUDDY.

THROUGH THE CONES. NICE.

(LAUGHS) SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY, I'LL JUST TALK TO YOU GUYS. TAKE A CAB HOME FROM AN EVENT LIKE THIS. IF YOUR COMPLETELY HAMMERED. TELL EVERYONE AT HOME WHY YOUR TAKING THE CAB, WELL CAUSE MY NAME IS STU PID. AND I JUST CAN'T DRIVE ANYMORE. YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN OUR CREDITS CAUSE WE LOVE A FUN LITTLE LIGHTHEARTED CREDITS AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE.

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