Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 210 - TV14

Episode Title: The Sickest Traveling Party Ever

Description: Come with us to San Francisco for the Bay to Breakers race. It's absolutely crazy and no one seems to care who wins. Special guests this week are Drunkenness and Nudity.

Transcript:

WELCOME TO THE GREATEST FREAK SHOW ON EARTH.

COME ONE, COME ALL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

(SCREAMS) A LOT OF WEEKS THIS IS TRUE BUT IT IS ESPECIALLY TRUE THIS WEEK, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ME HERE. YOU CAN JUST SET UP THE CAMERA AND WATCH THESE GUYS. I'M BROADCASTING LIVE FROM SAN FRANCISCO BABY! DON'T! STOP BELIEVING JUST LIST SOME OF THE THINGS THEY ARE GOING TO SEE IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR. AW YOUR GONNA SEE OLD NAKED PEOPLE. YOUR GONNA SEE PEOPLE AT THEIR WORST.

ART'S THEME MUSIC WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS. WE ARE IN SAN FRANCISCO AND UH, MAN IF YOUR GOING TO COME UP TO THIS CITY TO CHECK OUT SOME EVENT, THIS WOULD BE THE EVENT TO CHECK OUT. IT IS CALLED THE BAY TO BREAKERS RACE, IT ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. NO ONE EVEN HAS AN ACCURATE COUNT ON IT BECAUSE ONLY ABOUT 25,000-30,000 REGISTER, THE REST JUST SHOW UP AND JOIN IN ON THIS THING. YOU HAVE SERIOUS RUNNERS THAT GO IN THIS THING YOU HAVE PEOPLE THAT WILL JUST BRING A KEG THE ENTIRE DISTANCE, THEY ARE OUR KIND OF PEOPLE. WE LIKE THE DRUNKS. AND UH, PEOPLE WHO GO CRAZY WITH COSTUMES, FLOATS, THINGS THEY PEDAL, PUSH, CARRY. YOUR GOING TO LIKE THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN ACTION PACKED SHOW WHERE I AM NOT EVEN NEEDED. I KNOW. NOTHING UNUSUAL IT IS ABOUT THE SAME AS IT IS EVERY WEEK BUT IN PARTICULAR THIS WEEK. THERE'S A PARTY IN HERE WHOOOO.

PEOPLE LOVE IT WHEN WE START OUT THE SHOT WITH THE HOTS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOUR SCARING ME. (NO AUDIO)

THIS COULD BE THE BEST EVENT WE HAVE EVER GONE TO. MOOOOOOOO THIS IS CRAZY. THIS IS, IT IS NOT A RACE IS IT? NO. FIRST TIME IT IS BUT THE VAST MAJORITY NO. THIS IS JUST A BIG PARTY THAT HAPPENS TO BE MOVING.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? YOU JUST, THAT'S A RACE RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN JUST ROLL JUST NAKES.

I'M LIKE SPEECHLESS OVER HERE. I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THIS. SO MANY HUMANS. YOU CAN SEE DOWN THE STREET RIGHT?

ANOTHER THING YOU GUYS CAN'T GET AT HOME ESPECIALLY WITH THIS FIRST GROUP THE RUNNERS, EVERY NOW AND THEN, THERE'S A WAVE OF SOME PITS THAT WILL KILL YA. NICE! YEAH I THINK SOME PEOPLE WENT LIGHT ON THE DO THIS MORNING.

I LIKE THE PACE NOW. IT WAS TOO FAST EARLIER. HEYYYY! (HORN BLOWING) NICE. THAT'S THE WAY TO DO THIS RACE. OH, HE'S PEDALING. CHECK HIM OUT.

WE'RE IN THE BAY TO BREAKERS RACE RIGHT NOW, HEY WE'RE IN THE RACE, HOW WE DOIN? WELL FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO CROSSES THE FINISH LINE FIRST DOES IT. I'M A LONG WAY FROM KANSAS. (LAUGHING)

I LOVE YOUR SHOW DUDE. WHAT'S GOING ON? ON HDNet RIGHT? TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS THING CAUSE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. BAY OF BREAKERS YOU START AT THE BAY AND YOU JUST RUN UP 7+ MILES AND WHAT'S THE KEY INGREDIENT TO THIS RACE? ALCOHOL. (LAUGHING)

WE ARE THE DICK CHEYNEY HUNTING CLUB. I'M ALONG WITH THIS FELLA HERE. I MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO THE CHEYNEY'S AT ALL I'M SURE IT WAS A TRAGIC EVENT BUT THEY ARE SCREWING UP OUR COUNTRY SO WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS HAVE HERE? SOMETHING SPECIAL, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT. WE'RE BANDITOS. AYE YI YI

I'M SO LONELY BABY. GETTING THE HIPS? I'M SO LONELY BABY WELL WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO BRING THIS? (SAYING SPANISH NAME)

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER HERE. AH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. WE'RE TURTLES. HE'S GOT ATTACKED BY FROGS. FROGS JUST ATTACKED US. NO! NOT FROGS. YEAH. ATTACK THEM. (SCREAMING)

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? DESCRIBE YOUR FLOAT. WE ARE THE MERVIN DIVISION MEDICAL TEAM. WHAT KIND OF MEDICINE IS THIS? THIS IS THE MEDICINE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD. IT'S A, IT'S REALLY NOTHING, JUST UH NONALCOHOLIC UH BEVERAGES AND WE ARE JUST. IT IS A COOLER FULL OF BEER! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHOA WE GOT SOME PROBLEMS. THIS IS KIND OF A DANGEROUS SPOT CAUSE NOW WHAT YOU HAVE IS DRUNK PEOPLE NEGOTIATING A CART FULL OF KEGS DOWN A STEEP HILL.

THAT'S US WITH A CART FULL OF KEGS DOWN A STEEP HILL.

LOOK AT ALL THE KEGS ON THERE! TELL THEM THE THEME RIGHT HERE. EVERYONE KNOWS 70S YAGERS IF YOU WILL. LARGE CONTAINERS FULL OF BEER IS THE THEME. GUY'S OUR ANTHEM ON 1, 2, 3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

YOU GOT SOME SKILLS ON THE SKATES? SHE CAN DO TWIRLS. OHHHHHHHH WITH THE 40 (LAUGHING) WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DRESSED AS? WE ARE DAZED AND CONFUSED. RIGHT. AND WE ARE GOING TO F# # K A FRESHMAN VICIOUS.

DUKE LACROSSE! (LAUGHING)

HOW'S IT GOING MAN? ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU? PINK.COM DUDE, WHAT'S UP? WE'RE GOING TO DIE RIGHT HERE. OH MY GOD.

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

HOGAN'S DOWN!

(LAUGHING)

DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE OUT THERE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MESS WITH HULK. MY MESSAGE IS THIS, EVERYONE SHOULD BE MAKING LOVE NOT WAR. YOU'RE GOING DOWN HULK, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY! WE JUST SAW, WE JUST SAW SOME WRESTLING BREAK OUT SPONTANEOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU SAY? INSANE, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET HERE AT THE BAY TO BREAKERS. THAT WAS MY DAD. WAS IT? YEAH. NOW YOU GUYS ARE HERE TO SAY THAT YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE IN THIS THING TO ENJOY IT. NO. YEAH. IT'S LIKE A CIRCUS. JUST WALKING BY THE WHOLE TIME. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T TUNE AWAY, COME BACK SOON. DON'T YOU DARE! COME SEE ME! BUT IF I TOLD THEM AT HOME NOT TO TUNE AWAY RIGHT NOW, DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD GO ANYWHERE. I DON'T KNOW WOULD THEY? NO. IT DEPENDS ON YOU AUDIENCE.

I'M WORKING IT!

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS. AS PROMISED THIS THING IS GOING QUITE WELL. IT IS SIC SO ONCE AGAIN LET'S DIVE BACK INTO THE CROWD AND TALK TO SOME OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND FUN PEOPLE WE HAVE MET IN A LONG TIME, C'MON LET'S GO. BACK INTO THE CROWD.

I'VE BEEN TAKING IN BY SOME KIND OF STRANGE CULT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE? WHAT IS THIS? IT IS A CRIB, YOUR REALLY BABIES BUT WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? WELL, WE ARE HAVING 7 AND 7S. I'M BROADCASTING HERE, LIVE LET ME SEE THAT THING WHAT IS THIS? I'M BROADCASTING LIVE FROM SAN FRANCISCO BABY. GET HERE! (INDISCERNIBLE) (LAUGHING) WHAT A PARTY DUDE!

THE LENS GOT HIT WITH A GIANT DILDO. OH MY GOD! YOU WANNA GET THAT FOR ME?

MAKE IT SO IT'S PERFECT. THIS IS HIGH DEF. SO IT HAS TO BE PERFECT. NICE. ARE WE ALMOST THERE YET? TALK TO US WHAT ARE YOU GUYS? WE ARE GARDEN GNOMES. NICE. AND YOUR ALMOST DRUNK, UH, A LITTLE BIT. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAPE WITH YOU, WHERE IS YOUR SUPPLY. OUR SUPPLY IS WITH THE RANDOM SPECIMENS THAT ARE KIND OF WALKING AROUND, YOU KNOW WE KIND OF GO INTRODUCE OURSELVES AND AND YOU HAVE THE PRETTY SMILES AND GET IT YOU WANNA A MUSTACHE RIDE, RIGHT CAMERAMAN, FREE MUSTACHE RIDES

DUFF MAN IS THRUSTING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PORTA-POTTIE. WHAT IS YOUR PLAN RIGHT NOW? PLAN IS TO GO BY A LIQUOR STORE, KEEP THE DRINKING GOING ON.

WE'RE HERE TO PARTY WHAT'S THAT NOW. WATCH THAT F# # KING CIGARETTE.

OUR FLOAT IS THE MODEL OF UTILITARIAN DESIGN.

BEER, ICE, NOTHING EXTRA.

YOU CLEARLY ARE A SKILLED BARTENDER. WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? OH WE'RE DRINKING THE FINEST $6.99 CHAMPAGNE MONEY CAN BUY. HEY, AT SOME OF THESE EVENTS I HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK QUESTIONS. AT THIS EVENT, WHAT WHAT I DO. (THEY YELL) ARE WE MIXING IT WITH STUFF, WHAT ARE WE DOING? CHUG UG A LUGA, GUG UG A LUGA

IT'S IN THE HOLE. PARTY FOUL! NICE. YEAH REFS! REFS! RULE. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WALK AWAY FROM US. SEE AND THIS IS A LESSON TO ALL THE LADIES.

WHOA.

THIS IS A LESSON TO ALL THE LADIES. KNOW HOW TO TRIM IT. I WOULDN'T GO DOWN ON THAT, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GO DOWN ON THAT. GOT THE JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM RIGHT HERE. WHAT'S THE STORY? THE REAL IS

HEY ONE MORE BEER, HEY, HEY,

HEY LET'S HEAR IT FOR DUKE.

YOU ON TV GIRL. YOUR CUTE.

(SCREAMING) YOU GUYS LIKE LACROSSE? OH YEAH. I LOVE LACROSSE. (BOTH TALKING) THEY PLAY IT ON THE GROUND RIGHT? I DON'T THINK SO. OH THEY PLAY THAT IS ALL I WANT TO KNOW? AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE, YOU HAVE A PLACE TO SIT. YEAH? PERFECT. FREE MUSTACHE RIDES.

NICE.

WILL HOIST THE GENTLEMAN IN THE AIR AND WE'LL PUMP HIM FULL OF BEER INVERTED! YES INVERTED. HE IS A 255 POUNDER AND HE IS A BIG GUY. OH S# HIT. YOU F# # # KN FAIRY. GOD DAMN IT.

HOW'S IT GOING? I'M THE NEXT BARYSHNIKOV. OR BILLY ELLIOT IF YOU WOULD LIKE. SHOW ME SOME DANCING RIGHT NOW. WATCH THIS. GIVE HIM SOME ROOM.

WELL DONE. TAKE A PICTURE OF ME, I GET A PICTURE OF YOU. NOT REALLY. CAUSE THIS GOES ON MY SPACE.

SHE LIKES TO TALK.

CAN WE SEE SOME 80S DANCING RIGHT HERE.

DON'T STOP BELIEVING

THIS IS AN OUTFIT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A F# # # KN SILVER BULLET. COORS LIGHT SILVER BULLET ALL RIGHT.

YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK. THANK YOU.

CROWD FAVORITE.

NO, I ALREADY HAVE COORS LIGHT, SORRY. COORS LIGHT? ARE YOU A CROWD FAVORITE WITH THIS SILVER OUTFIT. I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE. I HAVE NO IDEA, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I THINK IT IS FANTASTIC.

IT'S THE DRUNK SUPERHEROES C'MON LET'S GO. NAKED MAN!

HOW YOU DOIN? DUDE, IT'S NAKED MAN FROM EPISODE 1 YOUR DRESSED AS NAKED MAN. NO. NATURAL. NATURAL MAN. YOU WERE NAKED ONCE. I WAS AND I QUICKLY LEARNED IT WASN'T A WAY TO GO FOR ME. HOW MUCH BEER DO YOU NEED TO BRING WITH YOU. HOW MILES IS THIS RACE. TWO KEGS. YOU KNOW ABOUT 7 MILES SO WE BRING YOU KNOW WAY OVER 7 1/2 LITERS PER PEOPLE. IT WAS ABOUT PERFECT. A GALLON A MILE WORKS. THANK YOU.

WE ARE ON A MOBILE BAR RIGHT NOW. THIS IS THE JOHNNY LOVEBOT SNOB WINE BAR FLOAT.

YOU GUYS SAW SOME OF THE COURSE TODAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT UP AND DOWN SOME OF THESE HILLS. WE HAD A GREAT TEAM.

LIKE WHY DOES THIS EVENT EVEN TAKE PLACE. BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET DRUNK. WHOOOOO!

DON'T THEY RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY TOO OR SOMETHING. YES, I THEY DO THAT IS A GOOD, YEAH THAT IS GOOD. THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT.

SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET KILLED. I'M GOING OVER HERE.

DRUNKEN FLOAT DRIVING. I'VE ONLY HAD THESE FOR 2 HOURS. I SAW YOU PLAYING WITH THEM, YOU LIKE THEM? AND I LOVE EM.

I, I HELPED BUILD THIS TIKI BAR. WELL DONE. YEAH?

WHAT'S UP? ART MANN HOW YOU DOIN? HOW'S IT GOING MAN. YOU, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC MY FRIEND. WHOOO. HEY KRISTIN WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO A LOT OF REALLY FUN DRUNK PEOPLE. RIGHT. BUT ISN'T THERE, ISN'T THIS ALL FOR CHARITY OR SOMETHING? DO WE KNOW? I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW IT STARTED IN I THINK 1915. NICE. BUT THAT IS ABOUT ALL I KNOW. THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS INFORMATION. YEAH. DEFINITELY. WELL DONE GIVE ME SOME FIST ON THAT.

WELCOME TO THE MUSTACHE. HOW'S IT GOING? WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE THE MUSTACHE. YEAH HE WOULD LIKE TO RIDE IT. WE'RE GIVING MUSTACHE RIDES. WELL I WILL SAY YOUR ARE THE SEXIEST OFFER WE HAVE HAD ON THE MUSTACHE RIDE TODAY. ALL RIGHT, WELL C'MON, JOIN US. WHAT'S YOUR THEME HERE, WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS? OH, WE'RE JUST HERE TO LIVE THE MOMENT BECAUSE IT IS SO WONDERFUL. HOW ARE YA? WHAT GOIN ON? (HOOPS INTO MICROPHONE) THIS FACE. ARE YOU HAVING FUN? HOLD UP FOR ONE SECOND. THIS IS PRETTY CRAZY. IT'S SO F# # # ING AWESOME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE GOT ENGAGED LAST NIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS. OKAY EXPLAIN WHAT YOU GO HERE. WINNER. SO BAY TO BREAKERS YOUR GOING TO SEE A LOT OF TITS RIGHT? BUT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND HERE WE ARE WINNERS AS FAR AS TITTY GOES, IT WAS WET T-SHIRT BUT IT DRIED UP. IT WAS HOURS AGO. THAT'S NOT WATER THOUGH, WHAT IS IN THERE. IT IS VODKA. HOLD ON BATMAN'S GOT SOMETHING.

I'M THE FLASH MAN, I CAN DO YOU HAVE ANY FACTS ON THIS EVENT BECAUSE WE DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING TO THE TABLE. IS THIS ALL FOR CHARITY WE KNOW THAT MUCH RIGHT? I THINK IS THE LEUKEMIA AND LYMPHOMA SOCIETY WHICH IS A GOOD CAUSE. YEAH THAT IS FANTASTIC. YEAH, YEAH IT IS A GOOD CAUSE. HOW'S IT GOING? WRESTLING. RARGGGGGHHHHH

ACHOOOOOOOO (GROWLING) I'M THE WORLD CHAMPION OF MEXICO.

(CHEERING) WHERE YOU GOING? TELL US WHAT YOUR GOING TO DO. I'M JUST GOING TO TRY A FLIP OVER THE CHAIR. IT IS A BIG CHAIR.

THAT'S A HIGH CHAIR. HE'S GOT IT. HE'S GOT IT. NICE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE BABY, YOU GONNA TRY THIS? WHAAAAAAAHHHHH YOU CAN SMELL THE GOOD TIMES IN THE AIR. YEAH. IT IT'S WEED I THINK IT'S WEED. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS? UM, I'M CATCHING CANNONBALLS ALL DAY. (STRAINS AND GROANS)

WELL YEAH THIS IS PRACTICE. I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP. ARRRGGGGHHHHH GIVE THEM A LIST OF WHAT YOU NEED TO BRING WITH YOU. A LIST FOR BAY TO BREAKERS. I'M A VIRGIN. I SAW A GUY GIVING A GIRL HEAD. NICE. NO, NO, VICE VERSA. A GIRL GIVING GUY HEAD. GIRL GIVING GUY HEAD. I GOTCHA. WE ARE NOT GETTING THAT LIST ARE WE. NO THE LIST WE'RE READY. THE LIST MEANS BEER. ALL YOU NEED IS BEER. WHAT ARE WE DOING NOW? IS THIS OVER. DO WE JUST KIND OF MINGLE AT THE END. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? WE JUST KEEP GOING. WE PARTY AT THE END AND WE DRINK.

WHAT THE F# # K IS THAT THING? I DON'T KNOW. DID YOU SPILL? C'MON, YEAH C'MON WHAT ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU? I'M AN OWL. YOU'RE AN OWL? WE THINK YOUR WEIRD. I THINK HE PEED HIMSELF THOUGH. NO, THAT'S AN ABUNDANCE OF BEER. DON'T GET THAT WRONG IDEA FOLKS. DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA. WE ARE ONE HUMANITY AND WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE GIGANTIC FLOOD. YOU SEE HOW I JUST GAVE YOU A LITTLE TV 101 WITH A GUY LIKE THAT OWL, THERE IS NO QUESTION NEEDED. YOU JUST GO LIKE THIS (TURNS MIC TO GUYS) (LAUGHING) HE DOES IT ALL. HE DOES ALL THE WORK. NANCY REAGAN AND MARYLYN AND JACKIE. JUST SAY NO. IT'S IMPORTANT THAT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA LEARN. JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS. BARBARA BUSH THE MOST HATED OF ALL. (LAUGHING) HELLO BABS. (ALL CHEERING)

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. MORE OF THIS CRAZINESS I PROMISE. RIGHT? IS THIS ENDLESS? ABSOLUTELY. WE LOVE IT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(SCREAMING)

WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY. WE ARE STILL AT BAY TO BREAKERS

IT IS ACTUALLY WINDING DOWN RIGHT NOW BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

YOU GOTTA PARTY WITH YOUR BALLS OUT LIKE ME. ON THIS SHOW WE COVER A LOT OF CRAZY EVENTS BUT I GOTTA SAY I AM REALLY IMPRESSED. THIS IS SIC OHHH ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. (SOMEONE TALKING WITH MEGAPHONE)

ALL OVER MY DERRIERE. I DON'T LIKE HULKAMANIA UNLESS I'M ALONE AT MIDNIGHT ON THE COUCH NAKED. I HOPE THAT'S DIET. UH, IT IS DIET SIR, HOW ARE YOU DOING? WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT BAY TO BREAKERS OR WHAT? YEAH. WE GOT AN EMAIL TELLING US ABOUT THIS THING. OH YEAH RIGHT ON. DUDE THIS IS SIC. NO THIS IS MORE HAPPENING THAN GAY PRIDE AND AS A HOMOSEXUAL AMERICAN, YEAH RIGHT. OKAY. WE DIDN'T KNOW. HERE WE GO. HE IS GOING. WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW? THEY'RE DOING A DANCE. (INDISCERNIBLE SINGING)

THERE IS A BOAT COMING. HERE WE GOT BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS, AND URINE TRANSFUSIONS. NICE. IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR RUNNING A LITTLE LOW ON THE BOOZE. I'M IMPRESSED WITH SAN FRANCISCO TODAY. WHAT TIME DID SAN FRANCISCO START DRINKING? UM, AROUND LIKE 6:30 THIS MORNING. JUST BEAUTIFUL.

HOW IS THAT? AWESOME.

C'MON BRING IT, BRING IT.

IT'S IN THEIR SHOPPING CART MY FRIEND.

RUNNERS PROBABLY EAT BABIES. WHY WOULD YOU SPEND ALL THIS ENERGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST WALK. ARLO SHOW THEM THE SYMBOL AT HOME. ARE YOU ART MANN? YEAH WHAT'S UP? TELL THE PEOPLE AT HOME ABOUT THE RUNNERS. BAY TO BREAKERS. UM, WE'RE THE SLOWEST RUNNERS EVER. THAT IS A SAD WAGON BEHIND YOU. IF YOU RUN THE TERRORISTS WIN.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS? WHAT IS THE OUTFIT HERE. IT IS VERY NAKED. WELL WHAT IS THE OUTFIT. WHAT ARE WE. NAKED.

WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOU GUYS AS YOU ROAM AROUND. GOOD LORD NAKED PEOPLE.

WAY TO GO.

TELL US HOW GREAT SAN FRANCISCO IS THAT YOU CAN DO AN EVENT LIKE THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT. IT IS PHENOMENAL. I THINK THE BEST THING WOULD COME FROM THEM. YOU KNOW WHY, LOTS OF FILMING. WHO CARES ABOUT BOOBIES. CAUSE THEY HAVE BETTER PEOPLE THAN NAPA. YES THEY DO. NAPA ONE WAY SUCKS ASS. I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY REAL RULES FOR THIS EVENT RIGHT? I DON'T THINK SO. I WAS NAKED HALF THE RACE. THE RULE IS TO HAVE FUN. THANK YOU. HOW LONG DOES THAT TAKE WHEN YOU ACTUALLY RUN IT? ABOUT AN HOUR, HOUR AND TEN. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE WHEN YOUR PULLING LIKE 4 KEGS. I DON'T KNOW YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE PEOPLE PULLING THEM BECAUSE WE DEFINITELY DIDN'T PULL THEM. IT TAKES LIKE 5-6 HOURS IF YOU DO IT THAT WAY RIGHT? YEAH, REALLY LONG. IT IS GOOD TO SEE THAT YOU ARE A HARDCORE ATHLETE. WELL WE DOUBLED BACK. WE DID A CRAB BACK FROM THE FINISH LINE TO THE MIDPOINT OF THE RACE AND STARTED DRINKING. RIGHT. NOW IT'S TIME JUST TO MINGLE, DRINK A LITTLE BIT AND YOU KNOW SAN FRANCISCO PLEASE. THAT'S THE WHOLE THING. YOU LOST THE WHOLE EVENT, THE RACE THE PARADE. ARRRGGH. WE LOST OUR FRIEND IN THE WOODS. WE LOST OUR ROOMMATE. GET OUT OF THE BUSHES.

(SCREAMING)

I WANT TO POINT OUT IS THAT THE PARADE, THE EVENT IS LIKE 2 MILES AHEAD OF YOU GUYS. WE'LL CATCH UP, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL JUST FLY.

YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIKE IN LAST PLACE. OH, I'M IN LAST PLACE? WELL EVERYONE ALREADY WENT BY. SHOULD I JUST START RUNNING? SURE. (LAUGHS)

6 A.M. IS THAT IS WHEN JACK WOKE UP HUH? YEAH. AND JACK AROO. 1,2, 3,

OH, YEAH. DON'T SPILL THE JACK.

GIMME YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST WON BEST STUNT, GO. ID LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY AND UM, ALL OF THE BAY BREAKERS CREW BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CAN FALL ON MY ASS AND IT WOULD BE OKAY. WE LOVE YOU OF COURSE EMILY. JERRY SPRINGER.

HEY DIGS YOUR WRECKING THE SHOW.

SHE'S GOING.

(LAUGHING)

(INDISCERNIBLE) (LAUGHS)

YOU KNOW THIS IS A SOLID ENDING ON OUR SHOW. WE HAVE ENDED A LOT OF WEIRD WAYS BUT WITH THE WRESTLING. THIS IS A WAY TO GO OUT RIGHT? OH YEAH !!!!!!!!!! WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR FEMALE WRESTLING ENDING.

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. GIVE THEM ONE MORE SHOT. ONE MORE SHOT RIGHT THERE. I ALSO WANTED TO TELL PEOPLE REAL QUICK, A LITTLE BUSINESS I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HERE. SOMEONE SENT US AN EMAIL ABOUT THIS CRAZY EVENT YOU KNOW. THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE. KEEP THOSE EMAILS COMING. WELL DONE BY THE WAY.

THAT'S IT. WE'RE OUT OF TIME DUDE. ALL RIGHT THANKS.

THIS WAS SIC WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK. WHAT UP? THIS IS THE SICCEST MOBILE PARTY EVER. HEY HAVE FUN PROM GIRLS. THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.