Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 208 - TV14

Episode Title: The Best Parking Lot Party in the World

Description: This week we come to you from the parking lot outside a Jimmy Buffett concert. Watch as Buffett fans of all ages show us how to eat, drink, and be merry. And trust us, they are very good at it, especially the drinking and being merry part.

Transcript:

WHOLE SHOW, ONE HALF HOUR FROM A PARKING LOT.

ART MANN PRESENTS ORANGE COUNTY JIMMY BUFFET WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PARKING LOT, STAYS IN THE PARKING LOT.

BUFFET RULES! JIMMY BUFFET 2006 LIVE FROM MARGARITAVILLE.

JIMMY WERE COMING. THESE ARE ALL RENTED MOTOR HOMES. THEY ARE GOING TO RETURN THESE THINGS WITH SO MUCH VOMIT AND ALCOHOL ON THE CARPETS.

OH, MY GOD. THREE WORDS FOR YOU. WELCOME TO THE SHOW WE ARE IN A PARKING LOT FOR THIS EPISODE. NOW THAT SOUNDS KIND OF LAME HUH? OKAY. WELL IF YOU THINK THAT IT IS LAME, CHANGE THE CHANNEL, I DARE YOU. YOU WILL MISS THE CRAZIEST PARKING LOT PARTY YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND PROBABLY THE BIGGEST PARKING LOT PARTY IN THE WORLD. IT IS A JIMMY BUFFET CONCERT GOING ON OVER THERE SOMEWHERE LATER TONIGHT, WE ARE NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU THAT. WE ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU THIS. DRUNK PEOPLE. WALL TO WALL PARROT HEADS. LOOK AT THIS 80S GUY RIGHT HERE. WE'LL START OFF BY TALKING TO THE 80S PEOPLE, THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME PRETTY GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

WHO CAME UP WITH THIS? WE ALL DID. GROUP EFFORT. GROUP EFFORT. WE FIGURED WE WOULD BE 80S PARROT HEADS RIGHT HERE. PARROT HEAD BABY. THE 80S. WE LOVE THE 80S. DOES THE CONCERT PART OF THIS, DOES THAT JUST SECONDARY. NO. NO. WE ARE HERE FOR THE CONCERT. WE ARE HERE FOR THE CONCERT. YOU GO BIG OR YOU GO HOME. J.B. IS OUR HOMEBOY CAN WE END THIS WITH SOME 80S DANCING RIGHT NOW?

THIS IS HER FIRST TIME TO JIMMY BUFFET THIS IS MY SECOND OR THIRD TIME. OH I LIKE THIS. GIVE THE FOLKS AT HOME A LITTLE IDEA WHAT THIS IS LIKE, GO AHEAD. IT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN TOO. CHEESE BURGERS IN PARADISE

TELL EVERYONE HOW THIS WORKS. WHAT TIME DOES THIS THING OPEN WHERE YOU GUYS CAN START DRINKING? WELL WE ACTUALLY RUSHED THE GATES AT ABOUT 2 O'CLOCK, THEY SAID COME BACK AT 3 AND WE WENT UHHH, I THINK WE ARE GOING TO START LINING UP AT 2 BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

TELL EVERYONE CAUSE WE JUST GOT HERE AND A LOT OF YOU GUYS JUST GOT HERE. IT IS JUST GETTING STARTED YEAH WE JUST GOT HERE. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE ESSENTIALS YOU NEED TO BRING? MARGARITAS OF COURSE. MARGARITAS BOOZE AND BOOBS. WEED BOOZE AND BOOBS CAN YOU SAY WEED? I, YOU JUST SAID IT.

(INDISCERNIBLE) AS WE SEE IT AS YOU KNOW. LET'S UNCOVER THIS BUDDY. THERE IT IS. IF YOU LIKE TO PARTY AND I KNOW IF YOUR WATCHING THIS SHOW YOU CLEARLY DO THAT IS A GOOD SITE TO GO CHECK OUT. AND THIS HUGE CREW IS PART OF YOU TOOK A BUS HERE. PUBCLUB.COM ALWAYS BRINGS A PARTY OF US DOWN AS PART OF CONTIKI TRAVEL AND ROY AND LYLE GAVE US DRINKS TOO, GAVE US SOME ENERGY DRINKS AND VODKA SO WE ARE ROARING AND READY TO GO. AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT SOME OF THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS. LADIES GET OVER HERE. YOU GOT NO PANTS ON UNDER THERE. NOT AT ALL. YOU LOVE THE MUSIC OR IS IT JUST THE PARKING LOT. EH, IT'S JUST THE PARKING LOT. SO YOU WEAR AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME DANCING SKILLS.

BE CAREFUL HE IS ONLY WEAR GRASS. (BIRD WHISTLES) DID YOU HEAR THAT? CAN YOU HEAR THAT? (BIRD SQUAWKING) POLLY WANTS A BLOW JOB. I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I SEE YOU COMING OVER WITH THE PARROT I'M LIKE DUDE I HAVE SEEN THE PARROT IN THE TOY STORE. AND THEN

AND THEN IT STARTS SINGING ABOUT UH, BJS AND STUFF NOW I GET IT. TELL ME SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE INSIDE THIS MOTOR HOME. WE HAVE COORS LIGHT. WE GOT UH, VODKA, WE GOT RUM, WE GOT JAGERMEISTER. WE GOT RIBS. WE GOT CRAWFISH. YEAH AND YOU GOT THREE EXTRA PEOPLE. GIVE THEM A LIST RIGHT NOW OF THE THINGS THEY NEED TO BRING TO A BUFFET SHOW. BARBEQUE, BEER, WOMEN, MALIBU, VODKA, UM A TABLE AND BE READY TO GET NAKED. HAVE A LOT OF FUN. IT'S ALL GOOD.

WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS.

I'M NOT. SHE IS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. IT IS MY DAY, NOT JIMMY BUFFET, MY DAY. (ALL TALKING) WE LOVE HIM. DO WE CARE ABOUT THE SHOW THAT MUCH THOUGH? (ALL TALKING) AND DRINK ALL DAY. WHEN DID WE START TODAY? WE DO HAVE TICKETS THOUGH. WE HAVE TICKETS. WE ACTUALLY START ONE HOUR AGO. YEAH, ONE HOUR AGO. IF YOU GUYS ARE NOT HERE, I APOLOGIZE. I WILL DRINK ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY. TALK TO US. WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE. THIS IS A SCARLET MACAW. HIS NAME IS MERLIN. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU NEED TO BRING TO A BUFFET DAY. OH HECK YEAH. HECK YEAH.

UH OH. OH BOY.

IT WAS ALL GOING SO WELL A MINUTE AGO.

TALK TO ME, COME HERE. YOU CLEARLY MATCH THIS VEHICLE. OF COURSE. TELL ME ABOUT THE INSIDE OF THIS THING. INSIDE IS THE PARTY LOUNGE. WE HAVE A CASINO. ALL RIGHT WELL LETS PEEK INSIDE THIS THING MAN. OH WAIT A MINUTE, C'MON ARLO. THEY DO HAVE SLOT MACHINES IN HERE. LET'S STEP IN A LITTLE SO ARLO CAN GET IN. CAN YOU SEE? IT IS KIND OF DARK IN HERE. WELL YOU CAN SEE LOOK SLOT MACHINE RIGHT HERE. TODAY, WHAT WILL BE THE BIG DRINK WITH THIS CREW RIGHT HERE? BEER. JUST BEER STRAIGHT UP. IT IS SIMPLE.

WE'RE DOING KIND OF A PLAY BY PLAY OF THIS WHOLE DAY, ALL RIGHT, JUST GOT IN HERE EVERYTHING IS SET UP NOW, NOW THE BOOZE IS FLOWING RIGHT? YES IT IS. WHAT CAN WE EXPECT NOW, NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS SET UP, THE TENTS ARE UP. CRAZINESS, PANDEMONIUM, JUST NUTS, JUST EVERYTHING. HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN UP TO THE OTHER RVS YET? WE ARE JUST GETTING, HEY THERE IS A DOG CHASING A CHEESEBURGER RIGHT THERE.

PEOPLE ARE NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR US YET. WE'RE WORKING ON IT. I KNOW IT IS EARLY. WE JUST GOT HERE. JUST PULLED IN, CAN'T REALLY DRINK AND DRIVE. WE WILL ACTUALLY WE'LL TAKE A BREAK RIGHT NOW, WHEN WE COME BACK THIS IS MY PLEDGE TO YOU, DRUNK PEOPLE RIGHT? EXACTLY. ALL RIGHT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. JUST A SMALL SAMPLING OF THE MANY PEOPLE ENJOYING THIS, NOT A JIMMY BUFFET CONCERT, THIS WOULD JUST BE THE PARKING LOT. YOU SEE WE ARE NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO THE CONCERT. I KNOW YOU HAVE ALL SEEN JIMMY BUFFET BEFORE AND PROBABLY HEARD THE MUSIC. WE ARE NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU ANY OF THAT. THE ENTIRE SHOW FROM A PARKING LOT. LOOK HOW DEEP THIS GOES, YOU GOT THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE, THE MOTOR HOMES JUST GO ON FOREVER. LOOK AT THESE GUYS EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, CRAZY FUN PEOPLE.

TELL ME, START TO FINISH, HOW DID YOU DREAM THIS THING UP? WELL, I AM A BUFFET FAN SO THAT SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELF. BUT WE HAVE BEEN COMING OUT HERE WITH HER FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS. SHE HAS BEEN IN THE BOX FOR 4 YEARS BECAUSE HE HASN'T PLAYED HERE IN AWHILE. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOT MACHINE OVER HERE. HOW IS THAT, DOES IT TASTE ANY DIFFERENT? IT WAS KIND OF GOOD. WANT TO TRY IT OUT? HE WILL. IT WILL DISPENSE A SHOT FOR YOU. OKAY. SHOW HER HOW THIS WORKS. HERE HE COMES.

SEE YOU LIFT UP THE SKIRT, (LAUGHING) I TAKE IT YOU DON'T WANT A LITTLE SIP? I DON'T THINK SO. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE IS NOT MY STYLE WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

OHHH I CAN'T DRINK TEQUILA.

YEAH. IS THIS THE FREE BREAST EXAMS OVER HERE? IS THAT WHAT IS GOING ON?

GRASS TICKETS, YOU GUYS HAVE GRASS TICKETS? IT IS A NOMINAL FEE. I CAN SEE YOU FROM A DISTANCE YOUR JUST GOING HEY.

PARROT HEADS FOR LIFE. I WILL EAT HAMBURGERS. CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE. LOOK AT THAT HEY YOU GUYS SEEN THE CHEESEBURGERS?

ARE YOU DOING THIS? YEAH I'M TRYING. I'M GOING TO TRY AND DO IT. WHO INVENTED THIS? NOT ME. ONE OF THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE.

I DON'T KNOW I WOULD SAY ONE OF THESE PARROT HEADS INVENTED IT. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE. LET'S PLAY. NO, NO, NO (CHEERING)

WHAT HAVE WE DONE SINCE WE LAST SAW YOU GUYS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? DRANK A LITTLE? YEAH WE DRANK A LITTLE. PAPA DOESN'T RAISE A QUITTER. JUST ALL SORTS OF CRAZY EVENTS AS YOU WANDER AROUND HERE.

HERE SHE GOES.

YEAH! I KNOW WHERE I WANT TO GO WHEN THE VOLCANO BLOWS, AND THAT IS THE IRVINE MEADOWS PARKING LOT. WHAT GOES ON WITH THIS MACHINE? THAT IS AN OCTABONG. SO EIGHT, WE GOT EIGHT PEOPLE BONG AT THE SAME TIME.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO A BUFFET SHOW BEFORE? NO, I'M A BUFFET VIRGIN. NICE. FIRST TIME? FIRST TIME. AND? WE LOVE IT.

THAT DOG, IF THAT DOG KNEW WHERE THIS MIC HAS BEEN IN THE PAST TELL THEM WHAT THEY CAN EXPECT WHEN THEY COME DOWN. UH, A LOT OF NUDITY, A LOT OF DRINKING, A LOT OF GRABBING IN YOUR CROTCH. HOW MANY MORE HOURS OF JUST BOOZING IN THE PARKING LOT DO WE HAVE? FOUR MORE RIGHT? AT LEAST 4. UNTIL 8. YOU SEE IT IS STARTING AT 8. PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET A NICE LITTLE BUZZ GOING, RIGHT? WHAT'S THIS? IT IS ALL ACCESS VIP. WHAT DOES IT ENTITLE YOU TO? ANYTHING WE WANT, FRONT OF THE LINE. NO WAITING IN LINE ONCE WE GET INTO THE CONCERT. OH.

HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? ARRRGGH. WE'RE TALKING WHAT 56 SHOWS? 56. 56 SHOWS. WHERE? GIVE ME SOME OF THE LOCATIONS OF THESE SHOWS. ALL THE WAY BACK TO CINCINNATI, UH, BOSTON, GREAT WOODS, BEEN OUT THERE AH BUT TELL US WE DECIDED TO COME HERE TO IRVINE. HOW DOES IRVINE STACK UP? OH, #1 WEST COAST SHOW.

WHERE DID YOU GUYS MEET? UM, AT A STORE. ARE WE HAMMERED YET? OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU HAVE KIND OF A FAMOUS DANCE YOU DO, I'M GOING TO STEP OUT OF THE FRAME AND LET YOU DO IT. GO AHEAD.

OH, BRING IT. THAT'S HOW HE DO. ALL RIGHT.

IT'S MY FIRST TIME AND I FEEL GREAT. BUFFET CONCERT FIRST TIME. JAGERMEISTER.

(CHANTING JAGER) OH THAT IS DEF YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.

SEE THIS IS THE BUS THAT YOU GET ALL THE BABES? IT IS THE BUS. DEFINITELY THE BUS.

YOU SAY YOU WATCH OUR SHOW. YEAH I DO. NOW TELL US HAVE WE CHOSEN WISELY TODAY? ABSOLUTELY. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A BUFFET CONCERT IT IS A PARTY BIG. WILL THERE BE DRUNK PEOPLE HERE? I BET YOU FIND TWO OR THREE.

THERE IS TOO MUCH TO LOOK AT, TO SEE. THE GUYS WITH DIFFERENT KIND OF BONGS, YOU GOT THERE IS A BEER BONG HERE? WE GOT WOMEN OVER THERE FLASHING US WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? LET'S GO. LITTLE ELVIS IS READY TO DRINK. WE'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD AND READY TO PARTY, BAM!

TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? WE ARE GOING TO, WE GOT THE BEER BONG. RIGHT. TWO TIPS, SO TWO GUYS GOTTA GO. RIGHT. YOU THROW A COUPLE GOLDFISH IN THERE. OH THAT IS GENIUS. BUT WHY THE GOLDFISH THOUGH? YOU AT BUFFET. THAT MAKE SENSE? WHY NOT? I HAVE THREE GOLDFISH RIGHT NOW. I HAVE THREE GOLDFISH IN MY STOMACH. WHAT DID THESE GOLDFISH DO TO YOU THOUGH? NOT A GODDAMN THING.

HEY LET'S SEND THOSE GOLDFISH FOR A RIDE. LET'S DO THIS.

THAT'S FANTASTIC. HEY WHAT'S UP MAN?

OH NO! I'M NOT NORMALLY A FISH EATER. I USUALLY LIKE MEAT BUT THAT WAS A LITTLE FISHY. YEAH.

THIS IS BUFFET 2006 THAT RIGHT THERE. HAT OF THE YEAR. THAT IS SIC. WE GIVE AWESOME PARROT HEAD. NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. SHOW US THAT HAT. FULL SPIN. THE CAT WALK. THAT IS GORGEOUS. AND YOU FOLLOW. OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU JUMP IN THIS DANCE PARTY RIGHT HERE, LOOK THEY'RE CALLING YOU OUT. C'MON HERE COMES THE HAT.

IT IS ALL IN THE HAT. I GOTTA MARGARITA SQUIRT GUN RIGHT HERE. AND A BEER IN MY HAND RIGHT HERE.

WOW. HELL OF AN OUTFIT BUDDY.

WHAT'S GOING ON GIRLS? (ALL TALKING) IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. WE ARE GIVING THEM A PLAY BY PLAY THROUGHOUT THE DAY ALL RIGHT, WE ARE ABOUT AT WHAT LIKE HALFTIME. WE ARE ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS. YEAH. WELL IT'S THE SECOND QUARTER. WE'RE CLOSE. WE HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 2:30-3 YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING AND ALL, NO? NO. DON'T DO THAT. NOT AT ALL. THURSDAY HAD A LITTLE BETTER WEATHER. YOU WENT TO BOTH SHOWS? MAYBE. YOU SAY YOU WATCH OUR SHOW SO YOU KIND OF KNOW WHAT WE COVER. YES, YES I DO. DOES THIS FIT IN WHAT WE ARE DOING TODAY? AH YES SIR. WE HAVE TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK. SO WE ARE GOING TO TAKE ONE RIGHT NOW BUT TELL THEM. NO THAT'S OKAY, BUT TELL THEM AT HOME WHAT IS COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK. WHAT DO YOU THINK, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN STORE FOR THEM? TEQUILA SHOTS. AND A LITTLE BIT OF SALT AND PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OF TITS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE. NO BUT I DON'T WANT THEM TO TUNE AWAY SO WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM IS COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK, JUST MORE CRAZINESS IN THE PARKING LOT. CRAZINESS. REALLY CRAZY. (ALL TALKING) CRAZINESS AFTER THE BREAK.

WELCOME THEM BACK. CAUSE THEY JUST CAME BACK FROM BREAK. IRVINE (INDISCERNIBLE), I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL WE DOIN HERE? WE ARE AT THE PARKING LOT DRINKING. HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING YOUNG MAN? JUST A LITTLE BIT. JUST A LITTLE BIT. IT'S WATER. YEAH. IT'S WATER. NOW HOW DID YOU GET THE CROWN, WHAT DID YOU WIN? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'M WEARING A LITTLE BIT OF COLOR BUT IT IS A LITTLE CHILLY OUTSIDE. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY THE QUEEN OF JIMMY BUFFET. IT'S HER BIRTHDAY.

I WANT YOU TO SPANK HER.

CAN I HAVE SOME. I WANT (INDISCERNIBLE) HUH? CAN I HAVE SOME. I THINK SHE SAYS SHE IS A NICE GIRL. SHE WANTS YOU TO SPANK HER, SHE SAYS. OH IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?

(INDISCERNIBLE) LET ME SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF.

WOW. THIS GUY IS WALKING AROUND DRINKING OUT OF THAT, YOU DON'T WANT HIM ON TWO WHEELS. NO WITH FOUR ICE CUBES AND NO TEQUILA, THAT IS NOT GOING TO BE SAFE. THEY ARE TAKING SHOTS.

(CHEERING) HEY. WHAT IS ALL THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JIMMY BUFFET? THIS IS BUDDY BEAR. OH GOTCHA. WHAT IS THAT THOUGH? IT IS FROM A SONG GODS OWN DRUNK. OKAY. WHEN JIMMY GETS ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED AND HE IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BROTHERS STILL BUT HE GETS SO HAMMERED THAT A BEAR COMES DOWN OFF AND HE HAS A PARTY WITH A BEAR. LISTENING TO SOME OF THESES SONGS THAT JIMMY SINGS ABOUT WITH THE DRINKING AND THE WHOLE THING, I WILL BETCHA JIMMY WATCHES OUR SHOW CAUSE WE TALK TO DRUNK PEOPLE. (LAUGHING) WE QUALIFY. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE WORM, OR DO YA? I DON'T KNOW.

WE UH WOULD LIKE TO AWARD YOU FIRST PLACE IN THE SIGN COMPETITION. IT SAYS I LOVE BUFFET AND I LOVE RUM, YUM, YUM. GENIUS. DO WE SHOW SOME TITTIES.

I'M THE BUS. SHE JUST TOOK HER TOP OFF. WELL SHE DOES I'M THE REAL MRS. JIMMY BUFFET. GIVE ME JIMMY BUFFET RIGHT HERE. HERE WE GO. YEAH BABY. GIVE ME A PLAY BY PLAY WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. THIS BITCH IS F# # # ING DRUNK AND SHE IS LAYING ON THE GROUND. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TICKETS TO COME AND HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THIS THING. YEAH BUT YOU CAN SCALP EM FOR LIKE 5 BUCKS AFTER LIKE AN HOUR. GIMME SOME TERMS, LIKE A BUFFET HEAD, WE KNOW THAT. WHAT ELSE IS THERE? IT IS A CULT. A PARROT HEAD RIGHT? YES. LOST SALT SHAKER. AND THIS IS THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE PARROT HEADS. THIS IS. OFFICIAL. THINK YOUR BOOBS ARE HEARING SOME MUSIC. THEY ARE DANCING. THEY ARE, THEY'RE DANCING. HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN. THEY CERTAINLY DO. THAT IS ART MANN. I WATCH YOUR SHOW. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? DOING GOOD. SHARK BITE SO YOU CAN FINS. I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS. THAT IS WHAT I'M TELLING YOU. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FINS? YOU GOTTA FINS TO THE LEFT AND FINS TO THE RIGHT AND EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.

GIVE ME AN EVALUATION OF THE PARROT HEAD CHICKS BUDDY. I'D SAY DUDE, I WOULD SAY BETWEEN THE AGES OF ABOUT 17 TO ABOUT 55 THEY ARE LOOKIN PRETTY DECENT DUDE. THAT GUY JUST GRABBED MY ASS. IT'S PRETTY GAY DUDE HUH? SO WHEN THIS THING ENDS BASICALLY. EXCEPT FOR THE FINS. CAUSE WE LOOKED FROM A ROOFTOP AND WE COULD SEE RVS AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE. THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S LIKE A CONVENTION, RIGHT? OKAY. SO EVERYONE IS GOING TO GO IN AND WATCH THE CONCERT AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THESE RVS?

HELLO CRAZINESS ON THAT FREEWAY. THAT'S RIGHT. OH MY GOD. MAYBE THEY WILL JUST CAMP OUT HERE. RUN THE PARTY OVER TIL TOMORROW. WE MIGHT CAMP OUT HERE. TELL US ABOUT THIS MACHINE YOUR DRIVING. THIS MACHINE IS A (BUCKFEETS) RIGHT. YEAH. ALL RIGHT SHOW US THIS MACHINE IN ACTION MY FRIEND. THERE HE GOES ARLOT.

TELL US ABOUT THIS OUTFIT. IT IS MY UH, UH SHARK EATING MAN OUTFIT.

SHE LOVES IT. HEAR ANY MUSIC? OH NICE. WE RECOGNIZE THIS GUY EARLIER WALKING AROUND. HEY, LADIES. IF YOUR NOT AT JIMMY BUFFET THEN YOUR NOT HAVING FUN. ARE YOU A DESIGNATED DRIVER. YES. I'M DRIVING EVERYBODY.

YOUR DRIVING MY ASS HOME. THAT'S MY JESUS. DRIVE ME HOME.

COME HERE. ONE MORE TIME. ENCORE. RIGHT? WHAT IS HE DOING? WHAT IS THAT? HE'S MY RAP STAR DANCER, I'M NOT SURE. WELL DONE. I TRY, I TRY, I TRY, I TRY. CRAZY. IS THAT YOU LIKE A GUY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE THAT. HE IS AWESOME YEAH.

MY FIRST JIMMY BUFFET CONCERT LET ME TELL YA AND IT'S FABULOUS. I WILL GO BACK. I'M A VIRGIN. I WILL GO BACK EVERY YEAR. WHOOOO. YOU GOT ME INTO BUFFET. WELL I DID BUT YOU GOT ME INTO THE PARTYING.

I FEEL LIKE JERRY SPRINGER ALL OF THE SUDDEN. I KNOW YOU KNOW THE SONGS. I DISCOVERED THE MUSIC. I JUST COME TO PARTY.

NICE. NICE MEAT. YOU HAVE KIND OF A FAMOUS DANCE YOU DO. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW THE BOOTY DANCE. SHOW IT TO US RIGHT NOW.

SHE WAS TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE KIND OF A FAMOUS DANCE YOU DO. CAN YOU ROLL THAT OUT RIGHT NOW? A DANCE? YES. THIS IS GREAT. OH HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE HOW SHE DOES IT. HERE WE GO.

UH HUH. THE MOST POPULAR SHOW AT MY BAR IS YOUR SHOW. THAT IS A GREAT STORY. FROM 10 O'CLOCK TO 1 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, EVERY NIGHT HIGH DEF NET WE SHOW YOU SHOWING EVERYBODY ELSE. WHAT IS THE SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW. WELL THE SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW IS CONTINUE DRINKING FOR ABOUT THE NEXT 15 MINUTES AND ROLL INTO THE CONCERT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE. RIGHT. BUFFET IS SO MUCH FUN. VERY FUN AND SEXY. OWWWWWWWW. SHE IS VERY HOT. YES SHE IS VERY HOT. THIS LADY IS SO HOT, WHAT CAN I SAY. THEY ARE OUT HERE ENJOYING THEMSELVES. ME AND MY HONEY WE HAVE BEEN TO HOW MANY SHOWS TOGETHER? 10 BABY. 10 TOGETHER. WE SPENT THE MILLENNIA WITH JIMMY AT UNIVERSAL. OH, NICE. WOW. A LITTLE SOFT CORE FOR US THERE.

SOMEONE JUST DROPPED IN TO SEE US.

WHO'S THAT. IT IS FUZZY. OKAY THAT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM, IT'S FUZZY.

WE GET DRUNK AND SCREW. THEY ARE TRADING PANTS.

YOU EVER SEE THAT TRADING SPACES OR WHATEVER, THEY SHOULD DO A SHOW TRADING PANTS. WAY BETTER.

ARE WE GOING TO THE SHOW RIGHT NOW? NO WE'RE GOING OUT. I LIKE THIS. NO, BUT YOU DIDN'T COME FOR THE MUSIC PART. WELL, A LITTLE BIT OF PARTYING.

SO WHY DID YOU COME? FOR THE TAILGATE. OH, IT IS ALL ABOUT THE FAKE BEACHES, THE SHOTS AND THE BOOBS AND THE MARGARITAS. THAT IS THE WAY TO GO. A LITTLE TOAST RIGHT THERE. A LITTLE TOAST, CHEERS. YOU GOTTA GET THAT ACE FREHLEY TONGUE OUT RIGHT IN THE CAMERA, RIGHT BY THE CAMERA.

YOU BEEN TAILGATING ALL DAY. ALL DAY. DO YOU, DID YOU CARE ABOUT THE MUSIC? NOT REALLY.

DON'T DROP THE BEER. NO I'M JUST TALKING TO THE HOTS. UM, NO. WE ARE OUT OF TIME. WE ARE DONE HERE. OH YOUR NOT GOING IN THE CONCERT. WE WERE HERE, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING. WE WERE HERE TO PROVE SOMETHING. WHAT WERE YOU HERE TO PROVE? WE COULD GET A WHOLE SHOW IN A PARKING LOT. YOU PROBABLY COULD HERE. WE DID, WE DID TODAY. YOU HAVE A WHOLE SHOW HERE IN THE JIMMY BUFFET IRVINE MEADOWS PARKING LOT. THANK YOU. SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK. SAY GOOD BYE TO THEM. GOOD BYE. ART MANN IS HOT.

AND HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET BUT HE IS ON HIS WAY. YOU HAVE A GREAT GRIP THERE. THIS IS TOLD THEM I HAD LIKE A FOOTBALL. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DONE. OUT. OUT OF BATTERY, OUT OF TAPE. OH, YOU TEASE. TELL THEM TO COME BACK NEXT WEEK. HEY, COME BACK NEXT WEEK AND WATCH ART MANN PRESENTS. CLOSE ENOUGH. CLOSE ENOUGH. (LAUGHING)

I GOT TICKETS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN YOU ARE SEEING THE GREAT GLEN IN ACTION. HE WILL NOT TALK TO DUDES. HE ONLY TALKS TO GIRLS AND HE ONLY TALKS TO HOT GIRLS AS YOU CAN SEE BY EXHIBIT A, B, AND C. SO GLEN'S TIP OF THE WEEK, DON'T TALK TO DUDES. THAT MAN IS CALLED T.V. GOLD. HE'S HUNG. IT'S OKAY. HMMM, I'M GONNA HANG IT ON YOU. YOU NEED TO BE SPANKED. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE SPANKING GLEN.

OH, I'M A HOT MAMMA.