Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 206 - TV14

Episode Title: Motorized Insanity

Description: This week you will see absolute craziness on both two and four wheels in the form of drifting, street bike stunt riding, and freestyle motocross. You will also see that the fans of these sports are just as crazy as the machine operators, and they're way more out of control.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE MOTORIZED INSANITY.

(ART MANN THEME MUSIC)

WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I CAN'T TALK LONG, YOU KNOW WHY, CAUSE THIS SHOW IS JAMMED PACKED. IT IS LIKE PUTTIN ME IN A WET SUIT, IT IS SO FULL, OKAY. SO I NEED TO GET FLYING. FIRST UP, WHERE ARE WE. THIS HUGE EVENT MIKE METZGER HAS PUT TOGETHER IT IS KIND OF LIKE PUNK ROCK AND CRAZY MOSH PITS MEETS UP WITH FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS, NOT BAD. WHOLE SHOW COMING TO YOU FROM THAT. ALSO WE ARE GOING TO HEAD TO SAN DIEGO FOR SOME DRIFTING AND JUST PEOPLE WHO LOVE IMPORT CARS. WE ARE GOING TO SEE GUYS ON STREET BIKES DOING CRAZY STUNTS. LOOK AT THIS. OF COURSE AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DRUNK PEOPLE.

WERE GOING TO START THINGS OFF WITH HOT IMPORT NIGHTS IN SAN DIEGO, THIS THING IS JUST GETTING STARTED BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

TV CAN'T DO THIS.

WELL, WELL, WELL YOU LIKE PEOPLE DOING STUPID STUFF ON MOTORIZED THINGS. WE FOUND IT. THIS WHOLE EVENT IS CALLED HOT IMPORT NIGHTS. THIS IS THE NIGHT SHIFT. IT IS THE NIGHT VERSION OF THIS EVENT. BYE, BYE, SUN IT IS TIME OT GET ALL CRAZY THIS IS PRETTY GOOD HUH. COME IN HERE. THEY JUST JOINED US. HOW YA DOIN? TELL OUR TV FRIENDS THAT WE CAME TO THE RIGHT SHOW. YOU DID COME TO THE RIGHT SHOW. THIS IS THE PLACE TO SEE MAYHEM AND MADNESS ON STREET BIKES, CARS, DRIFTIN AND REALLY, REALLY CUTE GIRLS.

THAT GUY IN THE PINK, ON THE PINK BIKE, THAT GUY IS KANEONE HE IS IN CHARGE OF THIS WHOLE THING, SO LET'S TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN AND SEE IF HE WILL ACTUALLY STAND STILL FOR A SECOND TO TALK TO US.

OH, S# IT!

WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY I'M KANEONE FREISEN RIGHT HERE IT IS MY TEAM STREET EXTREME FREESTYLE RIDERS HOT IMPORT NIGHT SHIFT. TELL ME THE STUFF I'M SEEING, I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. WELL BASICALLY WHAT WE ARE DOING IS WE HAVE CROTCH ROCKETS RIGHT HERE, THE FASTEST THINGS ON TWO WHEELS, THE FASTEST BIKE, THE THINGS YOU CAN BUY AT THE STORE YOU KNOW 0-60 IN LIKE 2. SOMETHING SECONDS, 170 HORSEPOWER TOP SPEED 170 MPH WITH 125 HORSEPOWER IS WHAT I MEANT. EITHER WAY, THAT IS STILL FAST. WE HAVE CROTCH ROCKETS AND WERE DOING FREESTYLE ON THEM. DOING WHEELIES, ENDOS, ACROBATICS, BURN OUTS. KANEONE LOOKING AT YOUR BIKE IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL. THAT IS A NEW PAINT JOB WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. LOOK IT, THERE ARE SOME MISSING STUFF HERE. YEAH I WRECK A LOT, WRECKING IS LEARNING AND I'M WELL LEARNED. THE SUN IS GOING DOWN BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, WHEN IT IS DARK YOU GUYS WILL BE OUT HERE. HERE AT THE NIGHT SHOW WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN IT IS JUST STARTING. WE HAVEN'T EVEN BROUGHT OUT THE GASOLINE AND FIRE YET. NO. YOUR LYING TO ME. GOT TITANIUM PLATES, IT IS A WHOLE NIGHT SHOW. FOR MORE INFO ON YOUR TEAM KANEONE.COM.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOIN THIS TO GET TO A POINT WHERE YOU CAN DO THIS ON A NIGHTLY BASIS WITHOUT DYING. I'VE BEEN DOIN IT FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS NOW, I'VE BEEN DOIN SHOWS FOR ABOUT 3 SO JUST HAVING FUN OUT HERE, IT IS GOING TO BE FUN. I KNOW EVERYBODY PROBABLY ASKS YOU THIS BUT WHAT IS THE WORST DAMAGE YOU HAVE DONE TO YOURSELF. WORST DAMAGE IS PROBABLY JUST FELL ON THE FREEWAY DOING ABOUT 65. NOW WHAT IS YOUR BIG TRICK OUT HERE. RIGHT NOW JUST COMBOS. YOU KNOW THE HARDEST THING FOR US TO STAND HERE AND TO SHOOT IT HERE IS THERE IS JUST STUFF GOING ON EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE. IT IS ALL AROUND YOU, JUST KEEP SAFE AND UH, TRY TO CAPTURE EVERYTHING YOU CAN.

WHY THE HELL DO YOU DO THIS? IT IS AN ADDICTION. IT IS AN ADDICTION YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT ADDICTION, AND UH, YOU KNOW THIS IS OUR LIFE. I DON'T THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE REALIZE, THESE BIKES ARE TOUGH AS HECK. YEAH THEY'RE TOUGH MAN. SHOW THEM SOME OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE ON THIS THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO JUST CONTINUOUSLY THROW IT DOWN. WELL, WE GOT THE CAGE FROM 905 RACING, MY BOY AARON SO JUST IN CASE YOU DROP IT OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO YOU DON'T MESS UP YOUR FERRING, BUT MINE ARE THRASHED UP AND THEN WE GOT THIS CALLED A WHEELIE BAR SO YOU CAN SCRAPE THE TAIL AND SHOW EM WHAT TIME IT IS. IT IS TIME FOR THE 12 O'CLOCK SESSION BABY. 12 O'CLOCK IS WHEN YOU GOT IT STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR.

AND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. THIS IS A GAS TANK WE SMASHED IN SO YOU COULD SIT ON IT, YOU CAN DO HIGH CHAIR SPREADERS, BURN OUTS. I MEAN I SEE YOU GUYS, YOU HAVE YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE AND YOUR DOING A WHEELIE AND I SEE YOU CONTINUOUSLY DO THAT BUT WHAT WAS THAT LEARNING PROCESS LIKE? LEARNING PROCESS, YOU GET A COUPLE OF THESE. THIS HAPPENED JUST LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO WHEN I FLEW LIKE A NINJA STAR BUT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS, YOU GOTTA PAY THE PRICE. YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

SHOWING THE TRICKS YOU CAN DO ON THIS LITTLE 50 RIGHT HERE. AW MAN WE CAN DO ALL THE TRICKS, ALL THE TRICKS THAT BIG BIKES DO, WE GOT EM MAN. WE GOT EM. YOU DON'T HAVE BIKE ENVY, THEIR BIKE IS SO MUCH BIGGER. I GOTTA A YELLOW BIG BIKE OVER THERE BUT THIS ONE IS A LOT MORE FUN, LOT MORE FUN. WHAT IS THE SICKEST THING YOU CAN TO ON THIS. I SAY MY BURN OUTS ARE PRETTY GOOD. I LIKE MY BURNOUTS. CAN WE CHECK ONE OUT? YEAH, OF COURSE.

I HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT THIS HOT IMPORT NIGHTS I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE LAME TURNS OUT NOT A BAD MOTORIZED NIGHTTIME PARTY. WE'LL HAVE MORE RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK.

WELCOME BACK TO MOTORIZED INSANITY. PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME, THIS IS A DREAM JOB RIGHT? YEAH, I MEAN WHO CAN ASK FOR MORE TO GO OUT AND DRIVE THE BADDEST CARS OUT THERE AND SMOKE THE TIRES AND BUN OUT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT.

ARE YOU WORKING FOR FAULKIN YOU KNOW THERE IS PROBABLY A LOT OF LIKE WHAT THE PEOPLE SAY AND LIKE YOU'RE A FAULKIN DRIVER THAT WOULD BE FAULKIN AWESOME. RIGHT? YOU HAD ONE THING GOING, WHERE ALL THREE OF YOU ARE JUST WAY TOO CLOSE AND WAY TOO MUCH SMOKE TO BE DOING THAT, AND THE CROWD WAS GOING CRAZY, CAN YOU HEAR THAT? WELL SEE THE CARS WERE DRIVIN ARE PRETTY LOUD SO WITH THE HELMETS AND EVERYTHING, WE REALLY CAN'T HEAR BUT WE CAN SEE THE CROWD'S REACTION TO WHAT WERE DOING SO WE KIND OF PLAY OFF THE CROWD A LOT. I JUST THINK THIS DRIFTING, DO WE KNOW WHO THOUGHT THIS UP? WELL IT ACTUALLY CAME FROM JAPAN, SO IT LIKE THE GUYS ORIGINATED FROM MAINLY DRIVING MOUNTAIN ROADS AND KIND OF DROVE AS FAST AS THEY COULD AND IT SO HAPPENS THE CAR STARTS SLIDING SO THEY ACTUALLY STARTED PLAYING AROUND WITH LIKE YOU KNOW KEEPING THE CAR SIDEWAYS AND IT JUST BECAME AN ACTUAL DRIVING TECHNIQUE. AND WHAT IS IT JUDGED ON, THE ANGLE, THE DURATION OR WHAT IS YEAH LIKE THERE IS LIKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT CRITERIA. LIKE THE MAIN THREE CRITERIA IS LIKE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO CARRY AS MUCH SPEED AS POSSIBLE, YOUR GOING TO FOLLOW RACE LINE SO THERE ARE CERTAIN LINES THAT THE JUDGES ARE LOOKING FOR YOU KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY FOLLOW THE RACE TRACK LINE AND GO AS FAST AS YOU CAN BUT DRIFT ANGLE IS REALLY SPECIFIC SO THE AMOUNT OF ANGLE THAT YOU CAN PRODUCE AND THE AMOUNT OF SMOKING, YOU KNOW THAT REALLY DRAWS A CROWD AND GET THE POINTS GOING. I'M FROM NEW ENGLAND, WE DID ALL OUR DRIFTING ON SNOW. MY FIRST CAR, 6TH GRADE, THAT IS HOW REDNECK I AM, 6TH GRADE A 69 FOR VAN 3 SPEED ON THE COLUMN, YOU WANT TO DO SOME DRIFTING, GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THAT VAN. OH YEAH.

GIVE US A WEATHER FORECAST. IT IS OKLAHOMA WEATHER IN CALIFORNIA.

WE GOT TWO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OVER HERE. THIS IS THE ACTUAL TOUR BOOTH. XO2 INC IS A MAGAZINE, THE HOTTEST MAGAZINE OVER HERE ON THE WEST COAST. SHOW ME THE MAGAZINE. OH, WE DON'T HAVE IT. (BOTH TALKING INDISCERNIBLE) LOOK IT WE ROCK 50,000 COPIES AND THEY ALL GONE. WE GOT TWO OF THE SEXIEST WOMEN IN ALL OF AMERICA INSIDE OUR BOOK AND THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. HOLD ON, WE GONNA HAVE THEM UNZIP REAL QUICK. 1, 2, 3, GO AHEAD WATCH THIS.

XO2INK.COM WE'RE THERE.

ALL RIGHT DUDE, YOU GOTTA TELL ME, IS THIS YOUR CAR. YES IT IS. TELL ME ABOUT THIS THING, FIRST OF ALL LET'S GET INTO THE SPECIFICS ABOUT THE ENGINE AND ALL THAT. HOW MANY MONITORS IN THIS CAR. 16.

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND A PLACE FOR 16. WELL YOU JUST CUSTOM MAKE THE WHOLE INTERIOR AND DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO AND GET IT DONE. IS THIS, IT IS LIKE A STATUS SYMBOL OR SOMETHING? IN THIS BUSINESS, IT IS JUST HOWEVER CRAZY YOU CAN GET, AS CRAZY AS YOU CAN MAKE YOUR CAR IS WHAT IS GOING TO WIN THE SHOW, SO THE TWO ON THE INSIDE OF THE BACK DOOR, YOUR NEVER WATCHING THOSE. NO YOU CAN'T WATCH THOSE. IT IS ALL FOR SHOW. ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT WAS AMAZING ABOUT THIS CAR IS I SEE THAT THERE IS A LOT OF CARBON FIBER ON IT. RIGHT, THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST RX8s THAT WAS EVER DONE THIS WAY. WHAT THEY DID WAS THEY TOOK OFF ALL THE BODY PANELS THAT THE COULD AND REMOLDED IT INTO CARBON KEVLAR. I NOTICE THESE ARE ALL UH, 16 X 9 MONITORS TOO HUH. RIGHT. THEY ARE ALL HDTV. I LOVE THIS GUY. OH, THANK YOU. OH MY GOD. I'M TRYING TO READ YOUR SHIRT THERE BUT IT IS RIPPED. OH, THIS IS BOMBSHELL POKER. TELL US, TELL US WE ALL CARE. BOMBSHELL POKER IF YOU COME PLAY WITH US THE WINNER FROM EACH ROUND IN THIS TOURNAMENT GETS TO PLAY AGAINST ALL THE BOMBSHELL GIRLS. TELL ME ABOUT THIS SHOW. WE DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT THIS HOT IMPORT NIGHTS. YEAH PEOPLE FIX UP THEIR CARS AND THEY SPEND ALL THIS MONEY ON THEM AND ALL THESE HOT GIRLS COME OUT AND LOOK AT THEM WHAT DO WE LIKE ABOUT THIS? WHAT DO WE LIKE ABOUT THIS SHOW? ALL THE CARS, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. THEY ARE? THEY'RE HOT. YEAH. AND THE MODELS ARE REALLY HOT TOO. I'M A LESBO? YES, I'M DEFINITELY YOU KNOW. CALL ME GIRLS.

YOU GUYS HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE. WHAT ARE WE DOING? THIS IS JAK X COMBAT RACING.

IT IS A SIC GAME. OH, NEW PS2 GAME. SHOW THEM THE EARS. THESE ARE THE EARS. JAK X IS BASICALLY A GAME THAT HAS BEEN ON FOR AWHILE NOW WITH A PLAYSTATION PAD. OH THERE IS A GAME PLAY. YEAH YOU GO RIGHT THERE. THIS IS JAK X.

HERE IS MY STORY WITH YOU. YOU LOOK UH VERY COLD AND VERY HOT AT THE SAME TIME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOUR WELCOME. WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT THERE. I'M HERE IN A MANSION IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. NICE. WHAT UH, YOUR NOT WEARING A TOP IN THAT. I'M NOT WEARING A TOP? I AM WEARING A TINY, TINY LITTLE BOTTOM SO TECHNICALLY I'M NOT REALLY NUDE. I HAVE A LITTLE STRING ON ME. TELL ME WHAT YOUR THINKING RIGHT IN THAT SHOT. WANT THIS?

THAT GRILL IS AWESOME. TEAM BLUR ALL OF THIS, YES WERE GOING TO TAKE IT TODAY. I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT. WE GOT THE SICKEST RIDES JDM, WILD, WHATEVER. YOU HAVE A CAR HERE, WHAT IS YOUR STORY. NO, I'M WITH MY BOY, THIS IS HIS CAR RIGHT HERE. SHIGGADEL SHIGGADEL. IT IS A GHETTO THING. WHEN PEOPLE SAY FOR SHOW, IT IS FOR SHIGGADEL. NOW JUST TELL THEM AT HOME SOME OF THE THINGS THEY CAN SEE IF THEY WERE TO COME TO ONE OF THESE THINGS. AW YOU CAN SEE THE NICE CARS, THE FINE LADIES, THE ICED OUT TEETH, THE NICE SPIRAL. YOU KNOW THAT IS HOW WE DO IT DOWN HERE IN DEGO, WE PIMP IT. I WANT YOU TO GET RIGHT IN THEIR LIVING ROOM WITH THAT GRILL. BRING THAT GRILL TO THEM. HELLO GRILL.

WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION OF THE BOOTY THAT IS MAKING IT THE BIG CRAZE. THERE IS THE ANSWER. EXHIBIT A, B, AND C. AND HOW DO THEY THERE, JUST I LOVE BOOTY.COM. NO BOOTYFULL.NET. OH BOY, LOOK AT THIS ONE. BASICALLY STARTED OFF IN AN O3 ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO AND LIKE WHAT 29-30 GRAND SOMETHING LIKE THAT. MORE LIKE 80. NO, NO I MEAN WHEN YOU STARTED OFF. EXACTLY, IT WAS ABOUT 26,000, 29,995 TO BE EXACT AND NOW INSURANCE APPRAISED AT 100,000. REALLY? YEAH. SO YOU EVEN GET INSURED WITH THIS THING. OH YEAH. YOU GOTTA GET INSURED. THE MAJORITY OF MY SPONSORS REQUIRE ME TO GET INSURED. I WAS ON A DATE ONCE AND THE GIRL ACTUALLY WANTED ME TO TURN ON THE VIDEO WHILE WE WERE RIDING IN THE CAR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THERE IS A VIDEO CAMERA IN THE CAR. TO LOOK AT WHAT? SHOOT YOURSELF? SHOOT HER. LIKE TAXI CAB CONFESSIONS KIND OF THING. BASICALLY. THE ONE THAT SHOWS UP ON THE MONITOR OR WHATEVER OH YEAH. WHAT IS THAT FOR. YOU KNOW SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN LARRY FLINT? EXACTLY.

YOUR LIP IS ON FIRE. WHAT IS THAT THING? AREN'T YOU ON TV? WE BOTH ARE.

YOU LIKE THAT? I LOVE DRIFTING. THIS IS THE THING, I THINK WITH SOME OF THE GIRLS, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND SEXIST OR WHATEVER BUT ALL THE GUYS SEEM TO BE ON BOARD ON THIS AND A LOT OF LADIES ARE LIKE WELL I DON'T SEE WHAT THE ATTRACTION IS. I LIKE TO SEE THAT. I LOVE DRIFTING. I LOVE IT IS HOT, IT IS EXCITING AND I WANT TO BE IN ONE OF THOSE CARS RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY, CAN WE GO IN THERE? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SELLING? WE ARE ELEMENT 114 AND LEXEFFECTS.COM. THESE GUYS DO BODY KITS, WHEELS, EVERYTHING FOR LEXUS. WE AT LEXEFFECTS SELL THE PRODUCT AND INSTALL IT.

TELL ME ABOUT THE HOT IMPORT NIGHT SHOW. IT'S GREAT.

I'M TRYING TO HELP THESE GUYS OUT, MAYBE NEXT YEAR DON'T EVEN BRING THE CARS.

WE DON'T NEED A LEXUS RIGHT? WAIT WHAT? THESE DUMB CARS ARE IN THE WAY. OH YEAH, THEY JUST GET IN THE WAY, YOU KNOW.

WHAT UP MAN? WHAT'S UP. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH IT. IT IS A 2000 SU 2000 RIGHT. IT IS HAS A 60 DASH ONE CUSTOM TURBO KIT, SO. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO ME? IT MEANS THAT IT IS REALLY, REALLY FAST. YOU LIKE A MAN WITH A FAST CAR HUH? THAT IS ALWAYS NICE. ACTUALLY MY NAME IS KATHERINE THOM AND THIS IS ME RIGHT HERE AND THIS IS CAT CATERIS. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, LOOK! OH MY GOD. WE CAN ADD MUSIC IN POST.

Y'ALL ARE WORKIN RIGHT THERE.

THIS IS WHAT A CAR SHOW IS ALL ABOUT, GIRLS, HOT GIRLS. OF COURSE. WHO CARES ABOUT THE CARS. JUST PAN TO YOUR RIGHT REAL QUICK, TELL ME THAT SHE IS NOT LOVED. LOOK AT THAT. STAYED TUNED FOR ART MANN PRESENTS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THAT IS SIC. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU SEE HERE IS THE DEAL, THIS WHOLE SHOW IS ABOUT MOTORIZED INSANITY AND NOW IT IS TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS WHICH IN MY OPINION IS ABOUT AS INSANE AS IT GETS.

YOU SEE THESE BIKES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN? I'M THINKIN OF GOD ALL MIGHTY. I'M THINKING OF THE AVENGING ANGEL AS I CAME THROUGH THE ENTRANCE, I LOOKED UP IN THE CLOUDS AND THERE WAS MIKE METZGER. EXACTLY. I THOUGHT HE'S NEVER COMIN DOWN.

ARE WE HAVING FUN? (CROWD CHEERS) ME TOO BUT WE GOTTA HURRY UP BECAUSE THE BANDS ARE SAYING I'M RUNNING 45 MINUTES BEHIND.

OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE BAND GUTTER MOUTH. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SIC. THIS IS MAYHEM RIGHT OUT THERE.

YOU'RE A F# # # ING AS# # HOLE, YOU'RE A F# # # ING AS# # HOLE, F# # # ING AS# # HOLE. YOU'RE A F# # # ING AS# # HOLE, F# # # ING AS# # HOLE.

MIKE ARE YOU PLEASED WITH HOW THIS IS GOING? YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, IT IS THE FIRST TIME WERE DOING THE MONSTER ENERGY FACTORY FREESTYLE HERE AT THE BEAUTIFUL LAKE ELLSINORE DIAMOND STADIUM. A LOT OF FANS, FIVE BAD ASS BANDS, AND 12 BAD ASS RIDERS SO WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR. ONE THING IS I PROMISED THE STADIUM PEOPLE THAT WE WOULDN'T COME DOWN HERE AND WE WOULDN'T DO THIS, BUT THIS IS MY PARTY AND THIS IS THE KIND OF ENERGY THAT WE NEED. WHEN YOU GO UP THERE, YOU DO THIS THING WHERE IT IS ALMOST LIKE YOUR DOING A KIND OF, EVERYONE DOES THIS KIND OF THING, NOT EVERYONE BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DO THIS KIND OF 360, YOUR KICKING THAT TAIL AROUND SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR GOING TO JUST KEEP GOING. YEAH IT IS A BASIC WHIP BUT IT IS LIKE MY OWN STYLE AND YEAH IT HAS KIND OF BEEN GOOD FOR ME THE LAST COUPLE YEARS, SO. PEOPLE CALL IT THE RENNER WHIP. AND THE GOAL IS TO BE LOOKING BACKWARDS AND YOUR HEAD BE AT THE LOWEST PART THE BIKE BEING ABOVE YOU, SO. AND THEN BRINING IT BACK STRAIGHT WITHOUT ACTUALLY MAKING A FULL ROTATION.

LOOK AT THIS AUDIENCE. THAT'S AWESOME.

TYLER TALK TO ME. I LIKE THIS MIXTURE OF FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS AND JUST CRAZY OUT OF CONTROL PUNK ROCK. WE GOT OH MY MIKE IS NOT ON. HA, HA. THIS ONE IS. WE HAVE THE VANDALS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. ONLY MIKE METZGER DOES A SHOW LIKE THIS. SUPER SIC, EVERYBODY IS TOTALLY GOING OFF AND NOBODY GOT HURT CAUSE WHEN YOU GET HURT, YOU DO THIS. SIC.

THAT IS A ZIPPER. WHOLLY CRAP. THAT'S RIGHT. HOW DID YOU DO THAT? WHAT WENT ON THERE. I KILLED MYSELF RACING SUPER CROSS IN 96, FLAT LINED FOUR TIMES, THAT IS WHY I'M FREESTYLE. I'M KNOWN AS THE DEAD KING. SHOW THAT ONE MORE TIME IN HIGH DEFINITION. WHAT IS HE DOING THERE? THEY REMOVED A LOT OF BODY PARTS. LOST A LOT OF MY 60% OF MY LIVER, RIPPED AN ARTERY OUT OF MY HEART, UH, LOST GALLBLADDER, MY SPLEEN, ALL MY ORIGINAL BLOOD CELLS. I PRETTY MUCH BLED TO DEATH AND I'M STOKED TO BE HERE. I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. SO WOULD YOU IF YOU COULD GO BACK WOULD YOU DO A DIFFERENT SPORT? NEVER.

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE ELLSINORE WAVE? NOT REALLY? I BELIEVE IT IS THE MIDDLE FINGER. OH IS IT? CAUSE EVERYONE IS DOIN IT.

HERE IS THE STORY, A LITTLE TV PRODUCING 101 FOR YOU. THEY TALK A LOT ABOUT HAVING A BEGINNING, A MIDDLE AND AN END. YOU SAW THE BEGINNING AND THE MIDDLE. YOU KNOW HOW YOU END. THEY WILL TEACH YOU THIS IN MEDIA SCHOOL, IF YOU'RE A COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR, ALWAYS END ON THE DRUNKS. IT IS CALLED GOLD, MONEY IN THE BANK. LET'S HEAD DOWN TO SAN DIEGO AND TALK TO SOME DRUNK PEOPLE.

WHAT'S UP WHAT THE GAME Y'ALL. IT IS CALLED STUMP THE DRUNK. WHAT'S THAT. HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AT ALL? YES. THAT IS WHAT WE NEED. CAN YOU EXPLAIN FOR ME WHAT HORSEPOWER IS. THE WHOLE SHOW WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HORSEPOWER. HORSEPOWER WHAT THE F# # k MAN. THAT IS ABOUT CARS N S# IT. CARS?

IF YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING HUH? ABOUT THIS HORSEPOWER, IT IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO CARS MAN. WHAT ELSE SHE'S DRUNK. SHE'S THE DRIVER. PLEASE RIGHT NOW DESCRIBE FOR US HOW A TURBO CHARGER WORKS. A TURBO CHARGER? YEAH LIKE JUST THE PROCESS OF WHAT GOES ON THERE. AND GO. I DON'T F# # # ING KNOW, I AIN'T FROM HERE YOU KNOW, S# IT. ALL RIGHT JUST EXPLAIN HOW A SUPERCHARGER WORKS AND THEN WE ARE OUT. YEAR OLD, YOU KNOW ABOUT RACING. THAT IS YOU, NOT ME. NOT ENOUGH CABS AND TOO MANY DUDES. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THERE IS A LOT OF COP CARS BUT NO CABS. LOOK AT THIS. (GIRLS SCREAMING) EXPLAIN HOW THE SUPERCHARGER WORKS. THE SUPERCHARGER IT IS IN THE IGNITION, IT BOOSTS IT UP YOU KNOW JUST LIKE YOU GET A HARD ON, ALL THAT BLOOD FLOW GOES INTO IT. SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, ART MANN IS MY HERO. OH, YOU GOTTA A PIPELINE TO MR. BUSH? YEAH. I DO. DO YOU REALLY NEED GLASSES OR DO YOU JUST WEAR THOSE BECAUSE THE LADIES THINK YOUR HOT. THEY ARE GOOD BUT THEY KIND OF BROKE DOWN, I GOTTA RETIRE THEM PRETTY SOON. HEY GLEN, WRITE THIS DOWN, IT IS THE PRESIDENT'S NUMBER. GEORGE BUSH? YEAH, WRITE IT ON THAT PIZZA BOX. 202-456- LET'S CALL HIM RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT. WRITE IT DOWN. HOW GREAT WOULD IT BE IF THIS ANSWERS. I CAN'T DO IMPRESSIONS BUT IF I COULD RIGHT NOW I WOULD SAY IN A GEORGE BUSH VOICE, I WOULD SAY HELLO, IS THIS YOU? WHAT IS THIS GAME. WE'RE DOING A SHOW. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UH, WE DID ALL THIS CRAZY STUNT BIKE RIDING AND STUFF. ARE YOU INTO THAT? NO. DO YOU HAVE GUM? DUDE, I WOULDN'T HAVE DIALED THIS ON YOUR PHONE. HELLO.

HELLO? WHY IS SAN DIEGO THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD TO COME OUT AT 2 IN THE MORNING? BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF RESILIENCE DOWN HERE. WERE IN SAN DIEGO, IT IS CUSTOM IF YOU SEE A CAMERA CREW TO HUG THE CAMERA MAN. OH, COME ON.

OH GOOD, HERE WE GO. THAT GUY'S HOT. LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS LITTLE CIGARETTE. PLEASE NO SMOKING. GO SAY HI, DON'T BE SO SHY. I'LL SAY HI BUT THAT IS DISGUSTING. SMOKING CIGARETTES IS DISGUSTING. YOUR HOT BUT SMOKING IS GROSS. YOUR BEAUTIFUL BUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT BACK AT YA. SHOW US SOME LOVE RIGHT HERE. WE'RE OUT OF TIME. HUG? A KISS, A KISS. WE COULD MAKE OUT A LITTLE BIT. YEAH MAKE OUT.

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SMOKE? DOES NOW.

MUSICAL GUEST. PLEASE DON'T WAIT, GIRL THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER NO, NO, NO. IT IS ART MANN PRESENTS. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? UH, HOME. WHERE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. HOW DO YOU KNOW? BOU JOI. OK.

A LITTLE TONGUE ON THE WAY OUT FOR CREDITS. THAT IS OUR FIRST TONGUE IN CREDITS WE HAD. WE GOT SOME TONGUE IN THE CREDITS. STRUM US SOME MONEY IN THE BANK FOR OUR CREDITS. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT THE DISCLAIMER, THE DRUMMER IS ON GUITAR. MONEY FOR THE END OF THE SHOW, MONEY FOR THE END OF THE SHOW, BEST CREDITS EVER. HEY I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. OH THAT TONGUE IS AT WORK. GUS TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR CO WORKER HERE. HE IS ALWAYS LIKE THIS.