Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 205

Episode Title: The Nightclub and Bar Show

Description: See all the latest in products for the nightlife industry. Fun loving attendees and free alcohol make this the most entertaining convention ever!

Transcript:

Las Vegas, Nevada is home to over 4000 conventions each year. I gotta be honest with you, most of these conventions they really suck, the one we're going to this week does not suck. (Art Mann theme music)

Welcome to the show, my friends, we are in Sin City, you know we spend a lot of time, we do a lot of different things on the show but we do spend a lot of time in night clubs and bars. It is no secret. So we thought when we heard about this convention going on right here, the night club and bar convention, that's right, an entire convention dedicated to night clubs and bars and all things that pertain to them such as booze, and beautiful women and there are stripper poles down there. Just about everything that you could imagine. My dad is really proud of me right now and I'm not being sarcastic. So, lets check out the nightclub and bar convention. C'mon.

Tell me what this convention is all about. this convention has become the hub of hospitality. It is the vehicle for both on and off premise owners, operators, managers, who want to come see new product launches, experience what the night life is all about. We have restaurant owners, bar owners, hotels, casinos. If they are in the business, they are at this convention. So there are other smaller conventions but really and truly if you are in this business this is THE ONE. This is the show. It is the super bowl of the industry. Give me a rundown of some of the products that you can find here. You can find anything from the latest beer, wine, and spirits to food, food service, beverage equipment, POS, ATM. If it is in a bar or restaurant or hotel, it is on this exhibit floor. Now see I know you are in charge of all this so you can't show any favoritism. But I have selected my favorite product, you know what it is?, the Urinator. Have you seen this? I don't think the Urinator is on this floor. It is too, it is over there, I swear. Let's share this with everyone too, only camera allowed into the convention. Thank you. That's right. What do you guys have today? What is this. We have a keg series spacer along with the dolly. The series spacer allows you to tap your bottom and your top keg. You did scare me at first you said this so you could tap the bottom. The last convention we went too they had a product where you could tap your bottom, it was a whole different thing. Sorry. Is there booze in this? Yeah there is booze in there. 10% vodka You realize it is morning, oh yeah. You are at the bar and nightclub convention so Thank you. Your welcome.

How come you guys aren't taking a turn in the dunk tank. We just had to go shower up, I was first. Yeah. Look at this one. That one is trouble huh? Yup. The less you say, the worse you are.

Nightclubs.com baby. Do you find that people are reading the shirt okay, like they are, actually it helps for me to have it printed here because I work locally as a model but today I am nightclubs.com. There you go. Nice. Nightclubs.com. So we are basically a premier VIP concierge in town. It is about marketing, people are seeing the name there, right? Yes. They are looking down and seeing that. Okay. Very nice. Good luck, a lot of people are typing that right now.

All right, where are you from sir. Tulsa, Oklahoma. And what brings you to the convention today. Here I got a couple bars in Tulsa and we're just trying to find new stuff. You're uh, more sober than a lot of the people we have been talking to. Oh, you should have seen me last night. A demonstration. Yeah. I don't know, anytime I see a urinal and someone asks that I am a little hesitant. Tell me what this, what are we doing here, what is this. What this is a vending machine and it measures how much a guy pisses and then it rates him on it. Okay, hold on, I thought this was something like to make sure it was safe for you to drive or whatever. No. This is way better than that. This is a rating system here. So what you do is put your quarter in there, That's awesome. (machine talking) So you think you can go ahead and out piss Uncle Billy Bob. My hunch is, nooo way. Go ahead and start pissin.

Rate the score. Now what is that, volume. Yes sir, volume in ounces and then you see a scale here, it goes up. Right. Then after it is done, when it stops, it gives you a rating. So here we got 4.6 ounces, there is your rating. Who came up with this? He and I at a bar one night drunk. Of course. Alcohol makes you creative sometimes, I guess so yeah. For awhile, I have a little boy you know and for a little while, I don't want to embarrass him now but for a little while there was some problem getting it in there you know with the aim Oh yeah right. This would be good for kids. Well I guess, I guess you could say that but a lot of people say that it makes the guys aim better so they actually get it inside the urinal. That is what I'm saying. Yeah. It would be good for them, the aim. For adults, not just kids. This guy was ready to piss in there. That's it, hell yeah. What's the deal. You gotta be careful at this convention cause there is free booze. Yeah.

Tell them what you need right now. Sign language

We're here for a good time, not a long time.

That was a funny Captain America. Show them your shirt cause I'm a huge fan of this website. funclub.com. funclub.com is your guide to bars and nightclubs all around the world, all the major cities, all the I have a link to this on my site because I'm a big fan. Yeah. You guys have like a guide of Denver on there that is absolutely beautiful. We have a guide to every major city in the United States. I gotta explain something to you. I just need you to hang out with me right now for a little bit because I get emails nonstop of people saying oh when is Brittany coming back. Yeah you better. Why doesn't Brittany go with you guys. He doesn't call. He doesn't write. What the heck. Last time I saw you, you were spanking some strange man in your hotel room. What happened? What? What was that? Memory I didn't see that show. No. Here is the thing, your very hot but your lying right now because I keep calling you but now tell them who you are now. You have some big gig. I'm the St. Pauli Girl this year. She is THE St. Pauli Girl and you look fantastic. Why are you dressed so hot today? We'll except for my boots, my feet were hurting. I was wearing high heels Right. Why don't you be in our next episode Brittany. I would love that Art Mann. Really? I would. All right, as soon as I can figure out what that is, I'll tell you and you can come do it. (voice speaking spanish) Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. What are you saying? We don't need him. I want to say hello to Yeah I need the microphone if I'm going to take over, right? Carlos, what are you doing here? (speaking Spanish) Uh Salvador what the h# ll did he just say. Ok, I'm going to translate for him in the same language. See that is what happens at the bar and nightclub show. You drink and then you can understand a word that anybody says. It is the beauty. It is the beauty of the show. Wholly s# it. You have to drink to h# ll when you come here.

That guy is all mad. Right?

Here is our deal, quick break and were giving out the calendar and Brittany coming up on the next episode. Awww thanks Art. I know your super busy. For shizzle my nizzle.

Welcome back to the show my friends. This convention is massive. If you just joined us, it is the nightclub and bar convention. We still have a ton of people to talk to and from where I'm standing, I can see a sign that says suckandblow.com. So let's go down there and talk to those guys, I cannot resist.

What is this? suckandblow.com It is an interactive Jell-O shot. One person sucks, one blows you gotta decide who is going to be the giver, who is going to be the receiver. Can I blow you today? You can blow me. Ohh that is wild. Whooo. That is genius. suckandblow.com. That is cool. But you know what, you want to blow Glen. Sure.

I am really a bartender. In Miami though.

Here you go.

You got it. It is a load the ice on there and then the bar you can see it has a drainage system. We have the individual drinking devices. Our shot sucker straw, so you do not have to put your mouth on the ice if you do not want to. Here we see it. We got our high technique paper towel holder. We have handles on the side, holder and a hot chick pouring at all times. She doesn't come with it though. She does not come with it. She is extra.

That is the best hat I have ever seen. First of all, its not a hat. It's my real hair. I just got a bunch of monster stickers in it. You're a big dude so don't take this the wrong way but there is a stage, there is a point where hair becomes a hat and you are there. Well if I'm at that point, then you know what, I gotta a big hat. It is awesome dude. You know what I mean, I'm just here to have a good time you know what I'm saying. I think this year this convention is all about the energy drinks, huh? Your correct. People have discovered that it goes hand in hand with the drinking. Cause if you get tired, you can't drink anymore. That's right but what happens with the gluconolactone and the taurine if you mix it with alcohol, it is detoxifying your system. So when your in Vegas, you can party more because you get a wide awake partier. I like it. Name the product one more time. The Beast. The Beast.

Kick that. You got some soccer background. Yes I do. Where are you from? Ireland. Ireland soccer is huge. Yeah. I'm going to beat the machine right now. Let's do it.

Dang dude. You could kick someone in half with that foot. What did we get. How does it measure it. Second. Second. Goes hand in hand. (Art laughing)

Now finish it up with a punch right there. You sure. I'm getting it this time.

Nice. I like that, there is violence. Notice it is all guys at this. This is what do you mean? Just say it. Some poosie, some poosie. That is the name of the energy drink. Yes. So the people out there want some poosie, how do they get it? I don't know, buy it. You guys know how to set up a club like this from square 1, right? Yeah basically. What, I have a brand new club I'm opening, what could I spend. Uh, Money is no object. What have you seen. We just did a club here in Vegas and it was 3 million dollars. Wow. That is just what? Lights, and sound. Just lights and sound. Wholly crap. Yeah. What is about an average, what does a club usually spend about a mil? Basically would say quarter of a mil to half a mil. It is basic club sound and lights, Just to get something going. Just to get something going.

Is there another side to this? That is just like a video. Yeah.

You just gotta tell me what the hell is that? Just you know a little love right there man. What is it? It is a thong someone put on me, i don't know. Look at Hansen. Hansen. Always with the ladies Hansen. Unfortunately a camera. He kicks ass, he knows what is good for him. Look at this. Look at his shirt. I love the ass. Any preference on that, male of female. Go ahead Hansen.

Let me see,

Uh oh. I feel like you guys are about to kiss. Do you think so? Oh yeah brother. Oh, your teased. Oh naughty, naughty girl. All right that was brilliant. I was giving you so much pops. I tried. Wanna try another shot?

All right, what do I do? I want you to take and press #1 and go.

All right now I want you to watch what is going on here. You see it is going to dispense the product Oh that is great. and the ice. And there you go. Look at this. Blend that up to a lovely consistency, look at you, look at you, you've made the perfect drink. Just evaluating your machine from what I have seen so far, your machine has more talent than I do. No way. This will just save us the time, right. My bartender wont be messing around right? And you know what? Your gonna make the perfect drink every time at the push of a button. Time after time. That's good. Have you found anything yet at the convention that is going to help you afterwards. I think this would. Yeah the device. Your not stealing mine. All right I found this really cool device right here. Everyone is crowding around because we are excited about this right? (all yelling) Tell me what I'm staring at here. What does this thing do. This thing can actually chill a shot of alcohol from room temperature to -8 within seconds. Give me some of the technology, how is it doing that? It is a nitrogen chill palate in the bottom of the shot glass in a separate cavity. All right, let's see it work then. Drop the shot into 4 ounces of Night Owl energy mix Push up against the volume control valve Oh that's awesome. Boom you got instant smoking shots. Ladies like the looks of that thing.

#2. Night Owl. Anything that goes in a hole we love it. You know your pushing you pull it out, then you drink it. Touchdown. Here we go. You might have to help her back bend over there. Give her some support so she can do a backbend. She can take long hard objects. Oh wow. Oh jeez. Someone has done that before. Night Owl, drink it people, okay ready? Let's do this.

Nice. Night Owl shots, give em the burn baby. Night Owl is the s# it. Pretty good time with this.

I love it! Whooo. Oh, hey What stays in Vegas with Night Owl. Yeah. I know but we brought a camera here so it doesn't stay here. Oh. Ok. Whatever. Hi mom. I just took a shot. Are we seeing the skills here. Ready? Mad skills. Is that from the drink? That's from the drink. Nice. She has a gorgeous new skill. (all talking at same time)

I love Night Owl.

Once again I lost control of the show completely.

All right you guys, we'll be right back. We definitely need a break right now, right? Yeah.

Stay tuned my friends were going to take a quick break but when we come back, it is bath time. Plus Carrot top and we'll go out and see some of these products in action.

(loud yelling and screaming)

Welcome back you guys, you know you can't just go to a convention, and call that a show now when your in Vegas. Welcome to Tao. Look at these guys. Look at her. What's up? I love you. I love you. Art Mann, you're the f# # # ing best. Tell them why we picked this place tonight. Because this is like the f# # # ing best place and it is my birthday and I love you because you're the Art Mann and you're the

Where did you come from?

This stands for tits, ass and ? I don't know what kohono is. That is later. Are you part of this nightclub convention that has been going on in the daytime. No. I came to see Ed McMahon. Can you believe Ed McMahon is sitting here. Dude he has his own vodka. He does? Yeah. God. That guy doesn't fool around. I saw him up there, he had two girls on his lap. God bless Ed McMahon. What can I say. No I'm looking for Ed McMahon's partner they go it is here in town, I was like Ed McMahon hooo. He is here.

Did you discover Vegas because I know you're here a lot performing. Yeah I do every summer. Oh about 10 years ago. My dad brought me here when is was 9 you know. Did your dad bring you to Vegas when you were 9? No. My dad didn't. He brought you to the bunny ranch when you were 7, I was 9. You gotta love Vegas, drinkin, gambling, prostitution, bring the kids. So, um we're having a good time here. Yeah that's great. For me to get the Carrot Top hat is never going to happen. You don't want this. No, but how do I get that. What is that? That is uh, that is where I'm carrying all my hate mail. You know what that tells me, that tells me your livin the life. You got some time to do that. Yeah I'm in the gym every day yeah. Not bad. What is Carrot Top's stance on the ladies of Vegas, how does this town do? Not bad. Look around seriously. My first time here. It is loud in here. It is loud in here. I felt bad for Ed, I go how's it going Ed, he's like what? Who are you? I can't see, I can't hear. We figured we'll just talk to Ed in the daytime when it is quite. Yeah out by the pool. I think this place is probably one of the best clubs in Vegas. What say you? I think it is the best club in Vegas for sure. My girlfriend is watching. What happens in Vegas, you know. Yeah. Stayed in my lip. I've heard that but see we bring a camera everywhere so it doesn't stay anywhere. True.

This club is off the chain. I like how when you wander around, there'll be just like some random hot chick on a bed. Oh yeah in a bed, in a tub, whatever this is club town. Show me your signature move buddy. I saw you movin a little bit. C'mon. C'mon.

It is unbelievable. Look around this place Probably the loudest sound system in all of Vegas. But if you look around, there is like a tub. There is just random girls everywhere dancing. (screaming)

What's up?

Hey What's up dude? Tell me about this place. This place is f# # # kn hot.

Talk to us. You know the vital stats on this sound system dude because my ears are singin right now. I had to do it man. I had to judge you out, let the ladies know you were in the house. I watch the show, it's all good. I'm a fan. You guys figured it out, this isn't a bad place to hang out, huh. It is not a bad place at all. We were wondering if we could come up here and the guy goes oh it's a little tight up there. I notice the reason it is so tight, you have about 5-6 chicks up there with you. Hey I gotta question for you, could she be anymore hot? No. Now Las Vegas. My name is DJ Vice. Art, you're the Man. Nice meeting you dude. I'll see you soon.

Where are you guys from? Were from Los Angeles baby. Were here for the alcohol bar convention. Look at all these beautiful women. We don't want to just go to the convention, you gotta show nightlife when you're here. Look at this, get out of the way, get out of the way. You see the girl in the tub Oh the tub, hop in the tub dude, this girl over here, oh my god, if you believe in angels in black and red, she is an angel in black and red.

Thank you so much for watching, I hope you had fun. We all did. I gotta be honest with you, going into this thing, I was thinking man were going to a convention, this could go either way, it went the right way. Not bad! Pretty fun. A lot more fun than like a plumber's convention or something. You should check that out if you get chance. I don't believe they are real strict on whether or not you own a nightclub or bar, I mean we saw guys that were bouncers and stuff, right, just get down there and check that thing out. Not a bad deal. And there it is, a little advice for you, drive carefully. And we will come back soon, but a tip for you, if you were one of the people we talked to on the show that were a little crazy, don't drive at all, it's Las Vegas. Take a look. More hotel rooms than any other city in the United States. That is what they mean about what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, it means your dumb drunk ass. Stay here. Thanks to The Palms for lodging and transportation. See you guys. Look at that pink ride we were in. Fantastic. A bunch of pimps.

I found this drink right here. Isn't that a tough one to swallow right there? Go ahead, let's see you. No. I'm not drinking that drink. No, it is some kind of sperm drink. Yeah I'm not into it. No, I'm not touching it.

Nice. By the way it is a big day for us on the show, this is the first time I have held a little plastic sperm in my hand on our show. Yeah I have never had one in my hand, I'm not going to go for that either. I can't get drunk, I've had too many energy drinks in this damn place. Man I swear I have had a million shots and the energy drinks are just killing me. There are a million of them but the Red Bulls killing me. Dude we are all done here, right? And we are going to do some nightlife stuff, I was going to call. We have a car I was going to call, forget that. We could run all over town. We don't need cars. We have so much energy, I'm like Forest Gump on this stuff.

Yeah get on my back and we'll run.