Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 201

Episode Title: Big Dolla' Toyz

Description: Take a look at some fun and expensive toys for the street, water, and race track. We even ride in one of them to a late night drive up boat bar.

Transcript:

HELLO EVERYBODY WELCOME TO THE SHOW IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT SOME BIG DOLLAR TOYS WE'RE GOING TO START THINGS OFF WITH A BOAT THAT IS JUST GOING TO MAKE YOU FLIP, IT'S CRAZY YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT AS A MAN GETS OLDER THE PRICE OF HIS TOYS GETS HIGHER WELL THIS TOY MUST BE FOR A VERY OLD MAN THEN, BECAUSE IT COSTS $170,000 AND IT'S A TRITON CUSTOM BOAT WHAT UP FREESTYLE MX TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RIDE, WE DECIDED TO GO WITH TODAY MORE ON THAT LATER, LISTEN, HERE'S THE DEAL PARKER, ARIZONA IT'S CALLED 12 MILES OF SIN AND WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND SHOW YOU AS MUCH OF THIS AS WE CAN

AHHH! MY NUGS ARE IN MY THROAT

A LITTLE LAY OF THE LAND FOR YOU? OVER THERE, BLUE WATER CASINO, THAT'S WHERE WE'RE STAYING IT'S RIGHT ON THE COLORADO RIVER OVER HERE CRAZY, KICK ASS BOAT THAT'S WHAT WE'LL BE RIDING AROUND IN AND IF YOU LOOK OVER THERE, COLORADO RIVER LOOK PAST THAT CALIFORNIA AND IF UH, I GO ON MUCH LONGER YOUR GOING TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL SO LET'S GET TO FINDING THE CRAZY DRUNK PEOPLE, C'MON

SEE... YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SEEING RIGHT NOW? YOUR BASICALLY SEEING INSIDE THE PANTS OF THE BOAT THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE A BOAT THAT IS BIG IN THE PANTS WES IS ABOUT TO TELL US WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE RIDING IN TODAY WE'LL BE RIDING IN THE REVOLUTION THIS IS A BOAT THAT WE JUST STARTED BUILDING ABOUT FOUR YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT YOUR IN FOR A RIDE, THIS THING WAS DESIGNED TO PARTY ON I JUST MIGHT CLIMB ABOARD THAT THING AND HUG IT IT'S GORGEOUS, IT'S SEXY -YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST PERSON TO ACTUALLY CLIMB ABOARD AND DO NAUGHTY THINGS WITH IT BUT UH, WE'RE GOING TO GET ON BOARD AND PUT AS MANY PEOPLE, AS MANY WOMEN AS WE CAN TRY TO GET THEM TO DO THINGS THEY WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO WITHOUT PARKER, ARIZONA GIMME SOME STATS ON THIS BOAT, SOME HP INFORMATION HOW LONG IS IT? -AS THIS THING SITS IT'S 27 FEET LONG, A LITTLE OVER 900 HP GOING THROUGH A DEAL DRIVE JET WHICH IS A PAIR OF JETS ON THE BACK, HASN'T REALLY BEEN DONE IN BOATS YET WE LIKED HOW IT WORKED OUT ON THIS ONE, WE THINK IT'S GOING TO BE SOMETHING YOU'LL SEE AND MORE SO THAN LIKE UH, ON THE STREETS ON THE WATER, WHAT YOUR RIDING IN IS HUGE RIGHT? LIKE IT MATTERS A LOT BOATING TODAY IS LIKE HOT RODING WAS IN THE 50S THEY'RE DOING THINGS THAT YOU JUST CAN'T DO ON THE STREET YOUR DOING THINGS THAT THE COPS AND SOCIETY HAS CRACKED DOWN AND THIS IS THE LAST PLACE YOU GET TO HAVE THAT KIND OF FUN ANYMORE AND YOU NEED TO HAVE THE RIDE, YOU NEED THE WHOLE PACKAGE YOU NEED TO HAVE IT SET UP RIGHT WHEN YOU ROLL UP TO A BAR YOU NEED TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION TELL ME WHAT ARE WE IN STORE FOR? WE'RE GOING TO HEAD OVER THERE TO SANDBAR AND CHECK OUT THIS 12 MILES OF SIN THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF YOUR 12 MILES, THIS IS THE MILE 1 STARTS HERE AT THE SANDBAR AND JUST GOES STARTS HERE AT THE SANDBAR, HEADS ALL THE WAY UP NORTH, YOU'LL SEE NUMEROUS WATERING HOLES, ONE OF THE OLDEST WATERING HOLES ON THE ENTIRE COLORADO RIVER IS HERE AND WE CAN ROLL RIGHT UP IN THE BOAT RIGHT? YOU ROLL RIGHT UP IN THE BOAT AND IF YOU GOT THE RIGHT BOAT IT MAKES AN IMPRESSION, YOU GET OFF AND THEN DRINK YOUR FACE OFF

LET'S DO THIS, I WANT TO GO AND FIND SOME PEOPLE OH, I SEE A SANDBAR UP HEAD AND I THINK I SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE CLOTHING SEEMS TO BE OPTIONAL HERE IN ARIZONA

LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON WE DID AN ENTIRE EPISODE FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS RIGHT WE START HEARING FROM PEOPLE HERE IN ARIZONA AND THEY SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LAKE TRAVIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS THE RIVER! RIGHT! SO WE'RE GOING TO SPEND THE SHOW HERE SEE HOW IT COMPARES WELCOME TO PARKER, ARIZONA MY FRIENDS WHAT'S UP?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS STANDING ON? WE'RE STANDING ON DIRT MAN, HONESTLY HEY IT'S A SANDBAR, A SANDBAR IN PARKER BRO

YOU GUYS HELP ME OUT, THIS ISN'T ONE LOCATION, THIS IS ALL UP AND DOWN THE RIVER? YEAH IT'S DEFINITELY ALL UP AND DOWN THE RIVER ALL RIGHT HERE ALL RIGHT WE'RE GOING TO TRAVEL THIS WHOLE RIVER THE NICKNAME OF THIS PLACE IS 12 MILES OF SIN WE'RE ALREADY STARTING TO SEE WHY

I TOLD YOU EARLIER THAT IT'S 12 MILES OF SIN, WE'VE ONLY CHECKED OUT LIKE 2 MILES OF IT, C'MON WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT MORE

WE'RE JUST CRUISING RIGHT NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS ANYWHERE THERE IS A LITTLE SANDBAR WHERE PEOPLE CAN KIND OF TIE THEIR BOATS TOGETHER THEY DO THEIR THING, INSTANT PARTY SO, UH WE'RE RIGHT NOW THE NEXT ONE WE JUST CAUGHT WORD OF ONE RIGHT HERE ON THE LEFT

YOU SEE THE TIME WE WERE IN LAKE TRAVIS? YES I DID HOW DO YOU THINK THIS COMPARES TO THAT? THIS IS A LOT BETTER MAN, OBVIOUSLY CHECK IT OUT

I HEAR THE NICKNAME OF THIS PLACE IS 12 MILES OF SIN, IS THAT BECAUSE THIS STUFF JUST GOES ON UP AND DOWN THE RIVER? EXACTLY UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN

C'MON WITH US AS WE CHECK OUT MORE PEOPLE HERE ON THE COLORADO RIVER

SMACK!

THIS BOAT WE'RE ON I GUESS IT'S CALLED A DECK BOAT MEANING WE CAN FIT LOTS OF PEOPLE NORMALLY THEY'RE NOT THIS FAST WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO FIND MORE PEOPLE ON THE RIVER YOUR MOUTH DRIES AS YOU TALK THIS PLACE HAVE THE SCENERY OR WHAT? PLEASE! FROM WHAT I GATHER, NOT A LOT OF LAWS ON THE RIVER JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT OUR KIND OF PLACE THERE IS SOME KIND OF BIG DAM UP HERE THAT'S AWESOME WES, WHAT'S THE DEAL? LOOKS LIKE YOUR 12 MILES OF SIN IS COMING TO AN END, THIS IS THE PARKER DAM WE'VE DONE IT! FROM BEGINNING TO END 12 MILES OF SIN YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT AT THE LAST MILE OF SIN RIGHT HERE CONGRATULATIONS

IT'S A GREAT TIME TO TAKE A BREAK AND WHEN WE COME BACK, A LITTLE NIGHT LIFE, OH YEAH DOESN'T JUST GO OFF IN THE DAYTIME AROUND HERE MY FRIENDS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

PARKER AFTER DARK RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK YOU GUYS IT'S PRETTY SICK

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, THOUGHT I'D THROW THIS TOY INTO THE MIX, WE HAVE ALL THESE EXPENSIVE TOYS MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY LEFT AFTER THAT HIGH DEF SET WELL, GO OUT AND GET A CHEAPER TOY, ELECTRIC SKATEBOARD, NOT TOO BAD WE'RE GOING TO CHECK BACK IN NOW WITH OUR $170,000 TRITON CUSTOM BOAT LET'S GO SEE WHAT IT'S UP TO WHOOO, TEAR IT UP DUDE! WOW!, HEY WELCOME TO PARKER

TWO THINGS UNIQUE ABOUT THIS SHOW WE HAVE A RIVER WITH PARTIES ALL ALONG THE RIVER IN THE DAYTIME AND AT NIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY TAKE YOUR BOAT RIGHT UP TO THIS BAR AND UH, GET YOUR DRINK ON AND I HEAR IT GETS A LITTLE CRAZY IN THERE WE GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS, ONCE AGAIN DELIVERING FOR YOU

TAKE A LOOK OVER HERE, THIS IS ROADRUNNER YEAH, WE'RE RIGHT ON THE RIVER, THESE GUYS ARE COMING TO GO OUT, LOOK, THEY TOOK THEIR BOAT OUT, NOT A CAR RIGHT GUYS? TALK TO US, TELL EVERYBODY HOW THIS WORKS BECAUSE THIS IS UNIQUE, WE'VE SEEN CLUBS ALL OVER THE WORLD, I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE YOU CAN JUST RIDE A BOAT UP TO THAT'S WHAT WE DO ON FRIDAY, PARK THE TRAILER AND THE TRUCK AND THE BOAT, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE IN ALL WEEKEND NOW WE HAVE THIS CRAZY, FAST BOAT IT'S DARK RIGHT NOW ALL RIGHT -IT IS DARK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A LITTLE BIT MORE AFRAID FOR US SO THAT WE CAN SLOW DOWN A LITTLE, THERE'S NO HURRY UM, IT'S A LITTLE SCARY WES -THE THING IS ART THERE IS A WHOLE DEAL UNDER HERE, YOU CAN PUT YOUR PURSE THERE YOU HAD IT IN YOUR HANDS AND I NEED A SPOT FOR EXTRA UNDERWEAR ALL RIGHT DUDE, WE'RE GOING INSIDE ROADRUNNER RIGHT NOW YOU GOT OUR BACK I THINK A COUPLE GUYS GOT YOUR BACK TONIGHT THIS IS WHERE THE PARTY IS AT

YOU GOTTA TELL ME ABOUT THIS PLACE TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT IT'S FIRST TIME HERE, IT'S PARKER, IT'S MY FIRST TIME HERE, WE'RE FROM TUCSON, ARIZONA AND WE LOVE IT !

I NEVER BEEN TO PARKER? -WHY NOW? I DON'T KNOW PARKER IS THE PLACE TO BE, IT'S SO FRICKEN AWESOME SO HERE'S WHAT YOU HAVE, YOU HAVE A RIVER LIKE TO COME OUT TONIGHT, WE JUST TOOK THE BOAT YEAH WE BROUGHT OUR BOAT DOWN AND GET A ROADRUNNER EVERYBODY GETS RAPED ON ROADRUNNER YOU CAN'T BEAT IT BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ALL OVER THE PLACE

IT'S CRAZY HERE, IT'S SO WILD

IS THAT AWESOME OR WHAT? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TOP? SOMEBODY PUT THEM ON ME TALK TO ME ABOUT PARKER I SEEN A LOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE BUT PARKER, GOES OFF DOG!

THIS IS MY BUDDY JORDAN RIGHT HERE HEY PARKER 2005

I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT, CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT YOU GOT ME? YEAH PARKER 2005 GET F# # KED UP WHOO YOU GETTING CRAZY CLOSE TO THOSE GUYS AT HOME GO RIGHT IN THAT LIVING ROOM AGAIN MY HOME BOYS RIGHT HERE WHAT'S UP WE'RE FROM ORANGE COUNTY, FROM ORANGE COUNTY! WE'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ALL RIGHT, NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT PARKER OH, PARKER IS THE SPOT GOTTA HIT PARKER UP YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS COOL WE DIDN'T LIKE TAKE A CAR TO GO OUT, WE JUST TOOK A BOAT OH YEAH BOAT GOTTA GET A BOAT, BOARD SHORTS AND YOUR DONE YOU GUYS OUT ON THE WATER ALL DAY? HELL YEAH !

TELL THESE GUYS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO COME TO PARKER, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HERE PARTY, DRINK AND HAVE FUN

WHAT'S THE BIG DRINK HERE IN PARKER? ROADRAPERS -WHAT'S IN THAT?

HOW WAS IT? DELICIOUS DO NOT GO AWAY, MORE TOYS RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS BRAKES! I'M ART MANN IT'S HARD TO BE COOL WHEN YOUR ALMOST BREAKING YOUR LEG, WE'VE GOT TO CHECK OUT A LAMBORGHINI IF YOUR GOING TO DO A SPECIAL LIKE THIS LAMBORGHINI IS A BIG TOY, THIS IS BIG MONEY, THIS ISN'T BASIC CABLE MONEY THIS IS LIKE THE KIND OF MONEY YOU WOULD MAKE IF YOU WORKED FOR A HIGH DEF NETWORK OR SOMETHING SO LET'S GO OUT TO CALIFORNIA SPEEDWAY AND DRIVE THIS SUCKER WE'RE AT CALIFORNIA SPEEDWAY, I'M SURROUNDED BY LAMBORGHINI'S WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN INVITED HERE, WE DIDN'T JUST STORM THE GROUNDS THIS IS AT LAMBORGHINI TRACK DAY, THIS CAR IS ALREADY BAD ASS ENOUGH BUT IMAGINE BEING INVITED OUT TO A TRACK WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE THIS THING THE WAY THE ITALIANS INTENDED

WE'RE NOT EVEN ON THE TRACK YET, HUH? (LAUGHS)

YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN TO MY T.V. FRIENDS WHAT THIS DAY IS ALL ABOUT THIS DAY IS ABOUT ALL THE CUSTOMERS THAT OWN THESE BEAUTIFUL LAMBORGHINI'S BASICALLY GOING FAST AND SEEING WHAT THE POWER OF THIS CAR DOES

DESCRIBE TO THEM WHAT MAKES THIS THING SUCH A PERFECT TOY COMPARED TO OTHER TOYS OUT THERE WELL WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG BOYS AND LITTLE BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS THEY BUY AND OBVIOUSLY SOME OF THESE ARE OVER $300,000 YOU HAVE SOLD A LOT OF THESE TO CELEBRITIES IS THAT HUSH, HUSH ON THOSE NAMES UH, NO TRACY MCGRADY, YOU KNOW HE FITS IN ONE BECAUSE YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WONDER IF THE BASKETBALL PLAYERS FIT AND UM, THE BASKETBALL PLAYERS DO FIT ROD STEWART ROD STEWART? YES NICE, HELLO ROD, NICE CAR WE COULD JUST TELL YOU ABOUT A TOY LIKE THIS BUT I THINK THE RIGHT WAY TO DO THIS IS GET INSIDE THAT TOY TRY IT OUT BECAUSE A BUNCH OF OTHER TOY OWNERS HERE AT CALIFORNIA SPEEDWAY IN YOUR CARS

I HAVE A BIG CAMERA INSIDE THE CAR BUT UH, FOR YOU GUYS BECAUSE THIS SHOT IS SO VALUABLE TO YOU WE DECIDED TO SMUGGLE IT IN HERE BUT WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT SMUGGLING THE CAMERA IN IS BECAUSE IT'S SITTING RIGHT BY ARLO'S LIKE BETWEEN HIS LEGS THE PEOPLE WALKING BY JUST SEE ME HAVING THIS INTENSE CONVERSATION WITH HIS CROTCH SO IT'S JUST ODD TO THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE MAN HE'S REALLY EXCITED ABOUT DRIVING HE'S TALKING TO HIS BUDDY'S CROTCH THE CAR I'M IN, I'M OLD SCHOOL, I PREFER A STICK SHIFT IN THAT HAND, YOU KNOW JAMMING IT THROUGH THAT METAL GATE BUT UH, THIS IS THE SE EDITION, IT'S ALL LOADED WE'VE GOT NAVIGATION AND EVERYTHING INSIDE THIS THING ALL COLORFUL, COLOR COATED LEATHER BUT IT HAS THIS E SHIFT, E DRIVE SYSTEM WITH THE LITTLE PADDLES SO THEY SAY IT'S LIKE FORMULA 1 I SAY IT'S LIKE A VIDEO GAME BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DRIVEN FORMULA 1 (LAUGHS)

THEY'RE GOING OH MY GOD, WE'RE LETTING THIS IDIOT ON THE TRACK

IF I HAD INTERESTING DATA TO SHARE WITH YOU ABOUT THIS CAR, THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME FOR IT

WE GOT THE AC CRANKING IN HERE

NOT EXACTLY NASCAR

IF YOU DO IT WITHOUT RELEASING THE GAS, IT KIND OF CUTS IT ON ITS OWN VERY IDIOT PROOF IT SEEMS TO SHIFT ON ITS OWN IF YOU REV THE HELL OUT OF IT

IT'S NOT A RACE UNLESS YOUR RIGHT ON THE GUY'S BUMPER LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET THROWN OUT

THIS IS SO FLAT I DON'T KNOW HOW THOSE GUYS RACE AT AIRPORTS AND STUFF AT 200 MILES PER HOUR IT'S SO FLAT I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S HEAD NO TURNS LIKE IT'S JUST AMAZING, WHAT AN AMAZING AUTOMOBILE WE'RE LEADING THE PACK IN HERE, NICE

HELLO VICTORY, CHECKERED FLAG LOOK INSIDE HERE, THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS SAYING THAT'S A CONFIDENT MAN RIGHT THERE ONCE YOU GET BEHIND THAT WHEEL RIGHT? I JUST TOOK A SPIN IN THIS, NO PLEASE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TOYS, GIVE US A RUNDOWN OF WHAT I JUST DROVE WHAT ARE WE TALKING FOR HORSEPOWER RIGHT HERE? IT'S 520 HORSEPOWER -THANK YOU 0-60 IN 3.9 YOU PUT A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF TRUST IN ME TO LET ME TAKE THIS ON THE TRACK ARE YOU GUYS A LITTLE... -NO, NO, NO, THIS IS A CAR EVERYBODY DRIVES, IT'S EASY TO DRIVE, IT'S NOT JUST A LAMBORGHINI THAT EVERYBODY THINKS OH MY GOD IT'S DANGEROUS IT'S EVERYDAY DRIVE YOU KNOW WE JUST FOUND A GUY THAT HAD A PRETTY GOOD JOB, I THINK WE JUST FOUND ANOTHER GUY WHOSE JOB IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I AM VERY HAPPY TO DO WHAT I'M DOING FOR LAMBORGHINI HOW DID YOU START WITH LAMBORGHINI AND HOW DID THAT LEAD TO WHERE YOU ARE NOW WELL I STARTED AS A MECHANIC APPRENTICE A LONG TIME AGO AND IN 68 YOU KNOW LAMBORGHINI WAS THE ONE WHO EMPLOYED ME

CAN YOU WALK US THROUGH THIS BEAST RIGHT HERE, FIRST TELL THEM WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? WHILE THIS IS A LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO IT IS 590 HORSE POWER THESE ARE FOUR WHEEL DRIVE CAR, BEAUTIFUL CAR TO DRIVE, VERY EASY WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW INSIDE THERE THIS CAR IS EQUIPPED WITH A VERY SPECIAL CARBON CERAMIC BRAKE LIKE A RACE CAR RIGHT? OH MY GOD, THIS IS TOO GOOD ONCE AGAIN, ANOTHER EASY DAY FOR ME, THIS DOESN'T HELP MY CASE ANY VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, THANK YOU FOR BEING ON OUR SHOW THAT IS IT MY FRIENDS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT, I KNOW WE DID MAN, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING DRIVING A LAMBORGHINI ON THE ROAD IS ONE THING BUT MAN IF YOU CAN GET THAT THING OUT TO A TRACK WHERE YOU CAN REALLY SEE WHAT THAT THING WAS DESIGNED TO DO DO IT NOT BAD, IF YOU CAN AFFORD THOSE TOYS CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU IF YOU CAN AFFORD A COMPUTER, WHY NOT GET ON THERE IF YOU HAVE A COOL PARTY OR SOME EVENT TO TELL US ABOUT, CHECK IT OUT, IT'S AMP AT ARTMANN.COM SEND US AN EMAIL, WE ACTUALLY RECEIVED A COUPLE UH..PARTY INVITES THAT WE'RE GOING TO SO IT TRULY DOES WORK ALL RIGHT GLEN, HIT IT IT'S MY DRIVER GLEN, WHOA! SEE YOU NEXT TIME, THANKS FOR WATCHING

THAT BACKGROUND LOOKS COOL, HUH?

I KNOW SOME ITALIAN -SEX ON WHEELS IN ITALIAN OR JUST LIKE EXCITEMENT IN ITALIAN (SPEAKING ITALIAN) (SLAUGHTERING ITALIAN) HEY DOCTOR HE HAS THE SAME PROBLEM AS ME

I KNOW YOU JUST SAW THE CREDITS AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE SHOW IS OVER BUT THERE IS A NEW THING WE WANT TO DO HERE ON THE SHOW, IT'S CALLED GLEN'S TIP OF THE WEEK, GLEN! HIT 'EM NEVER, I MEAN NEVER BUY A USED CAR FROM A WHITE GUY (LAUGHS) I LOVE WATER