Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 118

Episode Title: The Doo Dah Parade

Description: Enjoy the bizarre, sometimes freakish, but always entertaining parade from the comfort and safety of your living room. Highlights include the Barbecue Marching Grill Team, and the Bastard Sons of Lee Marvin.

Transcript:

WHAT'S UP IT'S THE BEGINNING OF OUR SHOW RIGHT HERE HELLO WELCOME TO THE SHOW EVERYONE ONCE AGAIN YOUR PROBABLY WATCHING OUR SHOW SAYING WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY THIS WEEK WERE IN PASADENA LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED THE DOO DAH PARADE EVERYBODY BE HERE FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW ARE WE GONNA TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS NO IT'S NOT WORTH IT, ARE WE GONNA TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS. NO. BUT STAY WITH US YOU'LL MEET SOME CRAZY FUN PEOPLE RIGHT WE LIKE TO WE'LL BRING SOME FREAKS TO THE TABLE I LOVE THE FREAKS THE GREAT FREAKS ARE BEHIND YOU

ALRIGHTY GUYS LET'S DO THIS THING

I LOVE DISCO

TELL US PLEASE I'M GOOD TELL US ABOUT THIS DOO DAH PARADE CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M LOOKING AT WELL I THINK WE COULD PROBABLY RENAME THIS PARADE FOR THE HELL OF IT PARADE YEAH CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WERE HERE FOR THE HELL OF IT THAT'S WHY WERE HERE TOO, WE HAVE A SPACE THEME WE JUST LANDED THIS MORNING WERE HERE TO PICK UP A FEW EXTRA PASSENGERS TAKE THEM BACK DO A LITTLE PROBING EXCELLENT YEAH TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT SEE THE PROBING, YEAH I IMAGINE YOU ARE OF COURSE WHY NOT THE LONELY LIFE ON THE ROAD

SO WHAT'S THIS THING HOVERING OVER YOUR HEAD I DON'T KNOW THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS GOING TO HELL THERE HAVING LIKE A LITTLE MEETING OVER BY IT SHOULD WE CHECK THIS OUT ARE THEY DOING SOME KIND OF UH MIGHT WANNA CHECK WITH THEM

WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHAT DID I JUST MISS WE ARE HERE WITH THE RALIEN MOVEMENT AND WE HAVE A WONDER MESSAGE FOR HUMANITY WHICH WERE GONNA HAVE FUN AT DOO DAH PARADE AND THAT THE MESSAGE IS LOVE AND PEACE. SPACE SHIP IS RIGHT HERE AS I'M SURE YOU CAN SEE LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING THIS IS, TALK TO ME THIS WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU GUYS LOOK OVER HERE I HAVE GLEN EBO WITH US ALRIGHT HE SPREADS SO MUCH LOVE IN SO MANY DIFFERENT STATES THAT HE SHOULD JOIN HE'S IN WE WANNA WISH YOU A HAPPY CELEBRATION COMING UP SOON TO THANKSGIVING AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS DAY WITH ALL THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE WERE IN GOOD COMPANY WHAT IS THIS PARADE WHAT'S THE MESSAGE OF THE DOO DAH PARADE WE SURELY WANT TO EXPRESS OUR INNER SELF WE WANNA BRING OUT THE FIRE THE TALENT THE PASSION FOR ALL THE PARADE THAT YOU CAN GET INVOLVED IN THAT'S US INTENSE I LIKE IT LOVE YOU BABY

UH ELVIS CANDY HERE THE WORLDS GREATEST CANDY THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN I'M HERE TO PROMOTE CANDY NOT DRUGS I WANNA ISSUE AN ORDER TO ALL THE KIDS IN AMERICA DON'T GET HIGH ON DRUGS GET HIGH ON CANDY CANDY IS THE ESSENCE OF LIFE IT ELECTRIFIES IT FORTIFIES, IT PERSONIFIES LIFE WITHOUT CANDY THERE IS NO LIFE THIS IS PEE PEE POO POO THE LEGENDARY PEE PEE POO POO PEE PEE POO POO I HAVE NO TUXEDO JACKET ON TODAY NICE TO MEET YOU PEE PEE WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I DO TO MY LIMO WHEN I GET ONE I'M GONNA PUT CIGARETTE BUTTS ALL OVER IT

TELL EVERYONE WHAT IS YOUR STORY RIGHT HERE WE LL I WAS MOVING AND I HAD BEEN SAVING ALL THESE CORKS SO I INSTEAD OF MOVING THEM IN BOXES I SAID WELL WHY DON'T I DO SOMETHING WITH THEM AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH IS THERE A TITLE YOU'VE GIVEN TO THIS WELL I JUST WINE AND WINE ALL YOUR LIFE THAT'S GOOD

WELL IT'S GOOD TO MENTION WOAH WHAT'S GOING ON HERE I WAS WONDERING BECAUSE YOU GOT THE UH YEAH THERE SPRINGS AH YOU KNOW THERE A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY WELL YOU KNOW 3'S A CROWD BUT 3'S COMPANY SO IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU WANNA TAKE THIS YOU GET A LOT OF JEALOUSY FROM OTHER GUYS ABOUT UH MAYBE YOU GOT THE ABS AND SOME OF US DON'T THESE ARE 5 SECOND ABS NOT 7 OR 8 SECOND THESE ARE 5 SECOND ABS YOU KNOW SOME TIMES I'M WALKING AROUND AND I SOMETIMES GET THAT BASICALLY IF YOUR NOT FAMILIAR WITH WHAT GOES ON HERE IN PASADENA THERE'S LIKE TELL THEM THERE'S A ROSE BOWL PARADE IT'S VERY SERIOUS RIGHT YES IT IS AND THERE'S THE DOO DAH PARADE WHICH IS WHAT WHICH IS GREAT

HELLO

TELL US REAL QUICK WHAT IS THE DOO DAH PARADE ALL ABOUT SILLINESS ABSOLUTE SILLINESS AND WERE PRO SILLINESS

HEY WHAT'S UP BUDDY WHAT YOU GOT HERE UH WE GOT A GROUP OF ROBOTS AND SPACE MEN HERE HAND BUILT ROBOT COUPLE VEHICLES TO CRUISE AROUND ON THIS GUY IS THE MAN IN CHARGE HE IS BEHIND IT ALL LET'S TALK TO THE GENUS WHAT ARE WE DOING WE G OT SOME OH WOW THIS THING IS ALL AUTOMATED ROBOT HERE

LET ME GET A LOOK AT THIS THING

MY WIFE SAID YOU KNOW YOUR SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH A COMPUTER YOU NEED TO GET A HOBBY SO I SAID YOU KNOW WHAT LET'S BUILD A ROBOT IN THE GARAGE SHALL WE. IS YOUR WIFE HAPPY NOW MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW WHY I CAN'T VACUUM AND CLEAN YOU KNOW NEVER SATISFIED YOUR ALMOST AS HOT AS YOUR SISTER

PLEASE TELL US WHAT AM I LOOKING AT RIGHT HERE YOUR LOOKING AT SOME DOO DAH RANDOM DANCERS WERE THE FINEST BELLY DANCERS MY SISTER HERE SHE'S A FINE EXAMPLE

WHAT'S UP BIG DADDY I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK IN A MICROPHONE

THIS GUY IS FANTASTIC WHAT'S UP BUDDY HOWS IT GOING TELL US ABOUT THE DOO DAH PARADE THE DOO DAH PARADE IS JUST MARVELOUS WE JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN DOING THE ODD BALL THING GOTTA SHOW THE FRONT OF THIS MACHINE THAT'S HOT WHAT ARE THESE GUYS WIT THE PLANTS ON THE HEAD OH THESE GUYS THAT'S MARIJUANA THERE GROWING

TELL THE TRUTH WHAT DO YOU HAVE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A CHIA, RIGHT RIGHT ADD WATER WE MAKE OXYGEN

CHECKING OUT SOME OF THE LADIES I JUST SEE UNCLE FESTER THAT'S ALL

LET'S GO TO THE THICK OF THIS THIS IS THE STAGING AREA WERE LOOKING AT RIGHT HERE EVERYONE IS GETTING READY TO HIT THE STREETS OF PASADENA THE BIG DOO DAH PARADE

CHECK THIS OUT READY READY

CHECK THAT OUT (CROWD) DOO (CROWD) DAAAH THIS CROWD IS GOOD THEY KNOW THEIR DAHS NICE

YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOUR READY TO KNOCK OVER A BANK OR SOMETHING I JUST HAVE TO STOP DROPPING THE BALL AND EVERYTHING I GET IT DROPPING THE BALL I FEEL LIKE I'M IN SOME BAD DREAM US PRESIDENTS NEVER GONNA HANG

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE FROM THE DOO DAH PARADE WERE TAKING A QUICK BREAK

HOW YOU DOING DOING GREAT WE UH WE JUST TOOK A COMMERCIAL BREAK BUT THEY CAME BACK THERE SMART ARENT THEY THEY ARE SMART

WHAT DO WE THINK SO FAR HOWS IT GOING OH IT'S GOING GREAT WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THE DOO DAH PARADE CAUSE I'M DOING IT WITH PICTURES BUT DO IT WITH WORDS FOR ME PEOPLE HAVING FUN DOING ANYTHING THEY WANNA DO THAT'S NOT AN INSULT TO HUMANITY

UNCLE FESTER

GIVE US A LITTLE DOO DAH DOO DAH DOO DAH HOW YOU DOING WHAT'S UP

HOW YOU DOING WELL I'M NOT THE QUEEN OF THIS PARADE BUT I AM THE QUEEN HONEY

I AM THE QUEEN

THE VALENTINE TELL US IN A NUT SHELL WHAT IS THE DOO DAH PARADE ALL ABOUT IT'S ABOUT FUN HAVING A GOOD TIME AND LETTING YOUR HAIR DOWN OR UP IN THIS CASE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT TO YOU THIS YEARS DOO DAH PARADE, APPLAUSE PLEASE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH IT'S A WEDDING IT'S A WEDDING IT'S THE DOO DAH PARADE WEDDING AND I'M CUPID AND I'M HERE TO SPREAD SOME LOVE DON'T YOU LOVE ME

A WET KISS MAN I KNOW IT WAS A WET KISS

YOU HAVE THE MAGIC SHOW US HOW YOU DO IT ATTACK SOME OF THIS CROWD RIGHT HERE LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO IT

LOOK AT THIS GUY

WOW HOW DO YOU FEEL ZIPPIDY DOO DAH HAPPY DOO DAH GOD BLESS AMERICA

MY NAME IS JOHNNY SKUNK THE SKUNKMYER AND I'M HALF MAN HALF SKUNK AND I SING I WANNA SKUNK YOU AND SKUNKING BLUES AND THIS IS THE FAMOUS SKUNK MOBILE BEFORE YOU GO CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE BLAST

THANKS MAN

IT'S NOT NORMAL PARADE TORTILLAS MARSHMALLOWS BOUNCY BALLS DOGS EATING A TORTILLA RIGHT THERE GUYS HAVE TO CLEAN UP I NOTICED THIS PARADE THERE'S A TRADITION OF THROWING TORTILLAS WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT YOU KNOW IT JUST STARTED MANY YEARS AGO I DON'T REALLY KNOW WERE THROWING SOCKS

SELL THAT AT THE END OF THIS THING IT WILL BE ON EBAY

CHECK OUT HIS UH SYSTEM HERE THAT IS NOT EASY MY FRIENDS

GIVE US A GIST OF WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ALL ABOUT HEY WERE HERE TO HONOR THE BOY OF OUR FATHER LEE MARVIN AND WE ARE HERE IN HIS HONOR TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT A GREAT ACTOR AND AMERICAN LEE MARVIN OUR DAD IS LEE WOULD BE PROUD OF US LEE IS IN ARLINGTON RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY HE'S WITH US BUT OKAY THAT'S LEE IN THE HURST I DON'T WANNA JAM UP THE PARADE YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT PACKAGE BACK THERE THAT'S UH DAD HE WANTED TO BE HERE THIS YEAR NEXT YEAR DIRTY DOZEN WE'LL BRING HIM BACK AND WE'LL PROP HIM ON THE TOP LEE MARVIN

WHAT IS THIS MESSAGE YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO GET OUT THERE WERE TRYING TO FREE FERRETS WE MAKE GREAT PETS AND WERE LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA YOUR ALSO VERY HOT WHY THANK YOU MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE US LEGALIZED AND YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN JUST WRITE TO GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER TELL HIM YOU WANT FERRETS LEGALIZED AS A DOMESTIC PET IN CALIFORNIA IS THERE A DOWN SIDE TO DOING THIS NOT THAT I DO YOU SEE A DOWN SIDE TO THIS THANK YOU SHE SHOULD BE LEGAL GIVE US A LITTLE MODEL SPIN THERE FERRET NICE TAIL ALRIGHT GOVERNOR SERIOUSLY WHY NOT LEGALIZE THAT THING

LONG LIVE DOO DAH LIFE WELL SAID HAVE FUN WE LOVE ART MANN

HIBACHI MARCHING GRILL TEAM ROCKS BARBECUE MEN WE FINISHED NOW IT'S TIME FOR WHAT WE LOVE NOW IT'S TIME FOR WHAT WE LOVE

WET AND WARM AND UNDER THEIR SKIRT THAT'S WHAT REAL MEN CALL DESERT THAT'S WHAT REAL MEN CALL DESERT

THANKS FOR GETTING ME THROWN OUT OF THE PARADE GRAND MARSHALS GRAND MARSHALS GUYS WERE MARCHING ALONG HERE TELL US ABOUT YOUR TEAM B BARBECUE AND HIBACHI MARCHING TEAM FOUNDED 20 YEARS AGO WE CAME TO THE PARADE WE WERE STANDING ALONG THE SIDE RIGHT HERE BY BARNEYS WE LOVED IT WE SAID WE GOT TO BE IN THIS PARADE AND DOMINATE IT SO WE CAME UP WITH A CONCEPT RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD BARBECUES HAWAIIAN SHIRTS BERMUDA SHIRTS YOU KNOW BARBECUE EVERYBODY LOVES BARBECUES DUDE IF IT'S BASED ON THE CROWD REACTION YOU GUYS ARE CLEARLY DOMINATING THIS PARADE WERE PASSING BY YOUR GIRLS BRIQUETTE THOSE ARE THE BRIQUETTES ARENT THEY HOT THEY ARE VERY HOT HOW DO YOU GET OH THANK YOU WOW LITTLE MARK THERE A LITTLE SOUVENIR HOT DOG NO THANKS RIGHT ON BABY TELL THEM ABOUT THE DOO DAH PARADE WHY THEY SHOULD COME CHECK IT OUT COME ON LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO BE TODAY PASADENA IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY GRILL'S GONE WILD 1,2, TRES, QUATRO

TELL US THE GIST OF YOUR GROUP HERE WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO DO WE PLAY FOR FOOD DO YOU

LOOK WHAT I FOUND THE SYNCHRONIZED HOUSINGS DRILL TEAM I'M GONNA STEP BACK KEEP GOING

REST IS BEST I AGREE WITH YOU 100 PERCENT THIS IS GOOD TIMING BECAUSE WERE GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BREAK RIGHT NOW BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK DON'T GO AWAY REST IS BEST

DON'T JUST STAND THERE DO NOTHING

THAT'S DISGUSTING WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW EVERYONE LET ME EXPLAIN

MAYBE I CAN'T WERE AT THE DOO DAH PARADE IN PASADENA THIS THING HAPPENS ONCE A YEAR THINK IT TAKES THAT LONG FOR EVERYBODY TO RECOVER. WE STILL GOT A LITTLE SHOW LEFT SO WE'LL SHOW YOU SOME MORE MANIACS THAT'S DISGUSTING

WHAT HAPPENED MY HUSBAND HE DIDN'T PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN THIS MORNING I TOLD HIM AND I TOLD HIM AND I TOLD HIM AND THERE GOES JESUS

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME I CAN SEE THAT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES NOW TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOUR DEAL IS WERE WILD BUNCH OF HOLLYWOOD WERE CHARACTER ACTOR STUNT GROUP WE'VE BEEN IN MOVIES AND TV SHOWS AND VIDEOS I CAN SEE WHY YOU GUYS KINDA SCARE ME A LITTLE HAPPY DOO DAH THANKS MAN HAVE FUN

THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST SHOWS I CAN TELL MY MOM WHEN IT'S ON THE O THERE ONES I'M KINDA SHADY ABOUT IT

WELL HELLO SEXY TIMES 3

YOU DRINK A LITTLE DURRING THE PARADE A LITTLE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

NO ONE WATCHES THIS THEY WE

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR END TABLES WERE LOOKING FOR OUR END TABLES

REAL QUICK ABOUT YOUR FLOAT HERE OH YES I'M A CERTIFIED CLOWN BURLESQUE STAR MY NAME IS RUBY BORIS AND I BUILD ALL THE MAGNIFICENT CONTRAPTIONS. THIS IS CALLED MY POOPER SCOOTER IF YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT IT IT'S WONDERFUL IT'S A TOILET THAT DRIVES IT'S A 51 TOILET YOU KNOW GLEN THAT TAKES CARE OF ALL OUR AUDIO ON THE SHOW CAN HE USE THAT FOR A SECOND YOU SURE CAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

START SWEEPING WE GOTTA CLEAN ALL OF THIS UP

NICE WE HAVE SOME SPANKING HEY YOU JUST HELPED OUT OUR SHOW BECAUSE NOW WE CAN BRAG ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE HAVE SPANKING IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR ABSOLUTELY THIS IS THE ORIGINAL COUCH RANS HELLO WENCH HI

START SWEEPING SORRY I'M GONNA GET OUT OF THIS WHOLE SCENE OH BOY THANKS FOR THE CLEANING SEE YOU GUYS HELLO BEAUTIFUL GOOD DAY TO YOU FINE SIR WAY TOO MUCH RESPECT FOR ME DOO DAH, DOO DAH 2005 YEAH WOOH I'M CRAZY WERE THE ROYAL KINGS I'M THE DUKE OF FABULOUSNESS AND SO FAR WERE A LITTLE FATIGUED I THINK WERE GONNA MAKE IT WE MADE THE LITTLE LOOP AROUND THE CORNER AND PEOPLE SEEM TO BE CELEBRATING US DESCRIBE YOUR GROUP A LITTLE WELL OUR GROUP OVER HERE IS MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS AMANDA AND I LOVE HER DEARLY WE MET IN A BAD LOCKER ROOM ACCIDENT IN JR HIGH AND IT'S BEEN LOVE EVER SENSE

THAT'S YOUR PATIENT IT'S MY PATIENT HE'S BEEN DOING VERY GOOD LET ME CHECK HIM REAL QUICK

OH NO NO

WELL DONE WHAT A GREAT NURSE WHAT DO WE GOT GOING ON BACK THERE ALL THE ARMED FORCES ARE REPRESENTED ARENT THEY ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY WERE AMERICANS HEY LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ONLY IN AMERICA CAN I HAVE A DUMB SHOW LIKE THIS YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IT'S SIMPLE LEAVE THE USA, LEAVE IT GET THE HELL OUT

THAT GUY IS HIGH AS A KITE

THIS IS FINE ENGLISH LOOK AT THAT TATTOO IS THERE A STORY BEHIND THAT NO IT'S A LABEL OF PRIDE ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA BUY ANY GRASS NO THAT'S OKAY I THINK DOING THAT ON CAMERA GETS YOU IN TROUBLE DOESN'T IT PROBABLY

UH OH FREE STYLING

YOU KNOW WHY THIS MAN IS SO HAPPY HE'S HAPPY CAUSE HE JUST WATCHED THIS SHOW RIGHT

THAT MY FRIENDS WAS THE DOO DAH PARADE HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED IT

THIS MUST BE SORE AT THE END OF THIS I CAPTURED HER I CAPTURED HER OFF A SPANISH SHIP THIS IS HER PUNISHMENT HOW IS THAT ASS OF YOURS MIGHT FINE MY LORD

YOU HAPPY THE PARADE IS OVER NAY I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS THIS IS MY JOB I MUST CLEAN THESE STREETS

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FULL MOON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY HEY HELLO THAT'S IT PARADE IS OVER