Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 117

Episode Title: The Top Three Things You Need to Do Before You Die

Description: This is the kind of information that you need. The Playboy Mansion is the location to countdown these three must-do's. Special Guest Hugh Hefner.

Transcript:

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE HELLO? HI, CAN I HELP YOU -HI, UH, ART MANN PLUS THREE I'M SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY? ART MANN PLUS THREE RPN? -YUP

OKAY THANK YOU THAT'S MAGIC RIGHT THERE WE'RE AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION WE'RE DRIVING INTO THE PLAYBOY MANSION YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SCOTT BAIO CAN'T DO THIS OKAY? THEY MAKE SCOTT PARK DOWN ON THE STREET FABIO CAN'T DO THIS I THINK FABIO SMUGGLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN ONE TIME SO THEY BANNED HIM FROM DRIVING ON WE ARE SMUG... OH MY GOD THAT'S SICK DUDE ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS, WE'RE GOING TO GET SETTLED WHOLE SHOW FROM THE PLAYBOY MANSION YEAH, WELCOME TO HIGH DEF LAND

THESE ARE THE TOP THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

HEY EVERYBODY (COUGHS) HOW YOU DOIN? WELCOME TO THE SHOW LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING, C'MERE WALK THIS WAY YOU SEE THIS COFFIN RIGHT HERE? YOU KNOW WHY THIS GUY IS BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF THE COFFIN TRYING TO GET OUT ? BECAUSE HE'S GOT SOME BUSINESS HE DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS HE WANTED TO DO BEFORE HE DIED WELL I'M GOING TO HELP YOU GUYS OUT, I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE THAT GUY LOOK AT THAT, YOU DON'T WANT THAT SO CONGRATULATIONS YOUR ABOUT TO SEE THE TOP THREE THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE I SAID IT LIKE THAT CAUSE OF THE DECORATIONS AND STUFF BUT THIS IS THE SHOW RIGHT HERE, THE WHOLE SHOW COMING OT YOU FROM THE PLAYBOY MANSION

HELLO MANSION AND YES, THE GREAT ONE, HEFF WILL BE JOINING US LATER BUT FIRST LET'S GET TO #3 ON THE LIST LAS VEGAS, SIN CITY, YOU GOTTA GET THERE BEFORE YOU DIE AND EVEN IF YOU'VE BEEN THERE, TAKE A LOOK LET'S SHOW THE OTHERS WHY YOU NEED TO GO THERE LOOK AT THAT GUY, DEAD GUY, DIDN'T DO THE TOP THREE THINGS HE'S PISSED

LAS VEGAS, AKA SIN CITY THIS PLACE HAS IT ALL CONVENTIONS..

SHOWS...

GAMBLING..

LISTEN PEOPLE COME TO THIS CITY TO HAVE FUN AND THAT BECOMES CRYSTAL CLEAR WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN

ALL RIGHT TELL EVERYBODY WHERE YOUR FROM FIRST OF ALL DALLAS, TEXAS -NOW YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD FOR YOUR BACHLORETTE PARTY, WHY DO YOU COME TO VEGAS? BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY IT'S THE BIGGEST PARTY ARE YOUR GIRLS GETTING A LITTLE CRAZY HERE? WE'RE GETTING MORE THAN CRAZY, WE'RE GETTING VERY CRAZY

RAIN IS HOT, IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO COME KICK IT OUT, HAVE SOME DRINKS, HAVE A GOOD TIME THERE IS LIKE FIRE AND STUFF THAT COMES OUT LOTS OF FIRE, IT'S HOT SEE HOW PACKED IT IS, IT'S FULL OF PEOPLE

IF YOU DO COME TO SOMETHING LIKE SEMA A LITTLE HEADS UP FOR YOU, IT'S ALL DUDES AND ALL THEY'RE DOING IS CHECKING OUT EACH OTHER'S RIDES YOU WOULD THINK THERE WOULD BE LIKE BIKINI GIRLS LAYING ALL OVER 'EM AND FLASHING NO. IT'S JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF DUDES

WAIT, WAIT, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WE'RE NOT AT THE SEMA PARTY ANYMORE

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE HERE SAYS ABOUT YOU, I LIKE YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH THAT'S WHAT I SAID I ACTUALLY LIKE YOU I'M TAKING HER OUT

SEE YA!

FOLKS WHAT'S GOIN' ON IT'S 2 A.M. IN MOST CITIES THAT MEANS JUST HEAD BACK TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM, CALL IT A NIGHT IN VEGAS, (LAUGHS) IT MEANS JUMP IN A CAR AND GO TO THE NEXT CLUB C'MERE PLEASE OH, NOTHING JUST A LITTLE RIDE IN MY SCLADE

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE OUT OH MY GOD! WE ARE IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA FOR THE PIMP AND HO BALL

RIGHT NOW WE'RE DOING THE GUYS REAL BIG, TITANIC, GIGANTIC AT THE PIMP AND HOE PARTY AT THE NEW ORLEANS HOTEL LIVE AND DIRECT LAS VEGAS, NEVADA IF YOU AIN'T HERE YOU MUST BE A SQUARE LIKE IT'S 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING IN LAS VEGAS AND THE PARTY IS NO WHERE NEAR ENDING

YOUR ON FIRE, YOUR ON FIRE TELL EVERYONE WHAT THIS IS LIKE, THIS PARTY IT'S AWESOME, IT'S SO MUCH FUN HAVE YOU BEEN TO A PARTY THIS BIG BEFORE? NEVER YOU CAN LOOK IN ANY DIRECTION AND YOU SEE LIKE CRAZY COSTUMES EVERY WALK OF LIFE, DIFFERENT COSTUMES YEAH! THIS IS THE GREATEST SH-BEEP EVER THIS IS THE BEST PARTY YOU'LL EVER GO TO IT'S LIKE A HUGE RAVE, F# # K YEAH!

WE'RE IN DRAY'S THOUGH WE'RE IN DRAYS THIS IS THE AFTER HOURS SPOT -THAT'S WHAT I HEAR WHAT TIME IS IT? -IF YOU'RE HERE IT'S THE AFTER HOURS SPOT 3:30 IT'S STILL EARLY, WE JUST OPENED 3:30 A.M. AND THIS CLUB JUST OPENED

ALL YOU GUYS FROM NEW ENGLAND? -YES WE ARE WE'RE FROM BOSTON!

THESE ARE MY PEEPS WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE, I WANT TO SEE IF IT'S BRIGHT OUT

YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING AT WHAT THE SKY LOOKS LIKE RIGHT BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP WE'RE JUST GETTING BACK TO OUR HOTEL WE'VE EXPERIENCED QUITE A NIGHT THIS IS THE CITY, YOU JUST WANT TO PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG LAS VEGAS

HOW YOU DOING? SO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN RIGHT? VEGAS IS A MUST VISIT BEFORE YOU DIE WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL HAVE #2 HERE IS A HINT NO. NO HINT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

THAT IS A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD PLAYMATE

YOU GUYS WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW HERE IS WHAT WE'RE DOING, WE'RE COUNTING DOWN THE TOP THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE OH, GOSH OKAY -YOU READY FOR #2? YES WE'RE GOING TO HEAD OVER TO TEXAS AND CHECK OUT A LITTLE PLACE CALLED LAKE TRAVIS IT'S LIKE A FLOATING PARTY WHERE EVERYONE IS JUST HAMMERED OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN YOU READY? -SURE WE'RE GOING THERE. MORE ON THIS LATER IN THE SHOW OH MY GOD! WE'RE IN TEXAS AUSTIN, TEXAS, LOOK OVER HERE THAT IS DEVILS COVE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT WE'RE IN IT RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU CAN SEE WHY THIS IS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AND THIS IS ONE OF THE SICKEST DAYTIME PARTIES YOU GUYS WILL EVER SEE SO WE'RE GOING TO GET ON A LITTLE BOAT AND DIVE EVEN DEEPER INTO THIS THEY CALL VEGAS SIN CITY SORRY VEGAS, THAT IS SIN CITY THE FLOATING CITY OF SIN RIGHT THERE DEVILS COVE, C'MON

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? -HOUSTON...DALLAS TELL EVERYBODY WHAT IT'S LIKE DOWN HERE ON THIS LAKE IT'S KICK ASS! GETTING DRUNK

ARE YOU LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME OR IS THIS SOMETHING THAT THE LAKE JUST BRINGS OUT OF YOU? THE LAKE ALWAYS BRINGS IT OUT OF YOU REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE HOLIDAY IS, BUT YEAH PRETTY WILD

HOW DO YOU CONVINCE PEOPLE TO COME OUT ON THE HOUSE BOAT? UM, I DON'T KNOW THEY JUST SHOW UP HERE AND THEY HEARD THE REPUTATION WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU, CAPTAIN? DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? THEY JUST CALL ME KRAMER, EVERYONE CALLS ME KRAMER IT'S ACTUALLY THE KRA-MARTINI

RIGHT HERE IT'S THE SPECIAL DRINK THE KRA-MARTINI IT LOOKS LIKE LAKE WATER, ANTI- FREEZE, HAVE SOME OH YOU CAN'T DRINK ON CAMERA? YEAH, THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES I'LL DO IT FOR YOU -KICK IT DOWN KRAMER! KRAMER DOESN'T MESS AROUND

WE'RE ON TOP OF A HOUSE BOAT, IT'S PRETTY SICK HOT TUB RIGHT HERE FUN PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, WHAT'S UP?

TELL ME ABOUT THIS PARTY WE'RE A PART OF RIGHT HERE WE'RE IN DEVIL'S F# # KING COVE (ALL TALKING) YOUR HOT! YOUR SO HOT! WHO IS DRIVING THAT HOUSE BOAT? ISN'T THAT A LITTLE CLOSE? NICE SAVE!

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? WHAT IS THE DRINK OF CHOICE RIGHT THERE? VODKA AND VODKA -PERFECT THAT'S ALL I DRINK SHE'S A LITTLE HUNGRY TOO APPARENTLY AND THERE'S THAT IT'S COMPLETED

HOW CRAZY DO PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY SEE THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET SOME BARBECUE OUT HERE AND NOT HAVE TO JUST EAT YOU KNOW, WELL JUST DRINK BEER WELL WE TRY TO TAME THEM DOWN A LITTLE BIT THEY'RE FULL OF BEER SO WE NEED TO FILL 'EM UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE HOW MANY SANDWICHES DO YOU THINK YOU SELL IN ONE DAY? ON A WEEKEND LIKE THIS, WE'LL SELL 300-400 SANDWICHES I THINK IT'S THE CUTE DELIVERY GIRLS THAT GETS THE BARBECUE SOLD THAT'S WHAT I THINK

HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DARLIN' TEAM WASTED

YOU'RE A GOOD GUY TO ASK, GIVE 'EM A HEADS UP WHAT TIME DO WE START DRINKING TODAY? WE WOKE UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING AND WE WENT TO BED AT 5 A.M. SO THAT TELLS YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT A LITTLE SUMPTIN' SUMPTIN' THAT'S HOW WE ROLL -JELL-O SHOTS STARTED ABOUT WHAT? 9:30-10 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AUSTIN BABY ALL DAY WHY IS THIS CALLED DEVIL'S COVE? IT'S CALLED DEVIL'S COVE BECAUSE THERE ARE GIRLS LIKE US IN DEVIL'S COVE WATCH OUT YOUR HORNS ARE COMING OUT! THIS IS CRAZINESS -KATIE ANN WHOOO HOW YOU DOIN? -FINE HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. WHERE YOU FROM? AUSTIN AUSTIN! DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT DEVIL'S COVE? BECAUSE IS EVERYBODY IS A DEVIL! GETTING LAID IT'S LIKE THE SIN PART OF THE LAKE SIN CITY -WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SIN? UH..ALCOHOL

HOW YOU DOIN' TIMMY? -I'M DOING REALLY GOOD NOW THAT THEY'RE HERE, THANKS FOR SHOWING UP ART

TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I GOT TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES OVER HERE AND I THINK THEY WANT JELL- O SHOTS AND F# # KING BEER ALL OVER THEM AND I'M GOING TO RUB IT OFF WITH MY TONGUE WHAT ARE WE ON HERE NOW? THIS IS A PARTY BARGE, GOT A 40 FOOT BOAT UH, BEST WAY TO COME OUT ON THE LAKE WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND JUST GET REALLY TRASHED HAVE A GOOD TIME WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? IT'S A BOX OF WINE, WE TOOK OFF THE BOX NOW IT'S JUST A BAG OF WINE IT'S GOOD STUFF THOUGH YOU WANT SOME WINE?

SHE WANTS IN ON THAT

NICE! WHOOO!

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? -FROM AUSTRALIA MATE FROM SYDNEY -HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? MY WIFE IS TEXAN, I MET HER OVER HERE ON BUSINESS AND THEN GOT MARRIED AND SHE BROUGHT ME OVER AND UH, HERE I AM AT DEVIL'S COVE YOU'VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA RIGHT? -YES SIR, G'DAY THE AUSSIES KNOW HOW TO PARTY RIGHT? ABSOLUTELY GUESS WHAT..THE TEXANS ARE SHOWING YOU HOW TO DO IT IT IS CRAZY OVER HERE, SENSATIONAL, PHENOMENAL ALL MY BOYS BACK DOWN UNDER G'DAY GUYS MISSING YOU LIKE CRAZY BUT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU WHEN WE PARTY UP WITH THESE CRAZY PEOPLE IN TEXAS

HERE IS WHAT WE'VE DONE ON THIS SHOW WE'VE COUNTED DOWN THE TOP THREE MUST DO THINGS BEFORE YOU DIE WHAT? WE NEED TO CHANGE UP THAT LIST COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK IS THE #1 THING YOU NEED TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS, WE'RE COUNTING DOWN THE TOP THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE IT'S TIME NOW FOR #1 WHAT IS IT? IT'S THIS THE PLAYBOY MANSION YOU NEED TO GET TO THE MANSION AND SEE WHAT GOES ON HERE ABSOLUTELY SICK! THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE #1 PLACE YOU NEED TO GO BEFORE YOU DIE LET'S FIND THE MAN THAT LIVES HERE THE HERO, THE GREAT ONE THE SINSE, LET'S FIND HIM NOW

NOW LISTEN I'VE BEEN PROMISING YOU GUYS THAT THE GREAT ONE WOULD BE HERE SOONER OR LATER AND HERE HE IS SINSE HEFF HOW ARE YOU? -VERY WELL, MOST WELCOME LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE, WE'RE COUNTING DOWN THE TOP 3 MUST DO BEFORE YOU DIE LOCATIONS, RIGHT AND GUESS WHAT #1 IS? -I HAVE NO IDEA IT'S RIGHT HERE, WE'RE STANDING ON IT, THE PLAYBOY MANSION AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU CREATED THIS, THERE'S SO MUCH MYSTIC AROUND THIS PLACE I GET EMAILS FROM PEOPLE SAYING GET ME IN THERE IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO? HOW DO YOU DO THAT? HOW DO YOU SET OUT TO JUST CREATE THE SPOT I THINK I'M THE KID WHO DREAMED IMPOSSIBLE DREAMS AND MANAGED TO MAKE THEM COME TRUE OBVIOUSLY IT BEGAN WITH A MAGAZINE, THE MAGAZINE IS RELATED TO A FANTASY MALE/FEMALE AND THEN I STARTED LIVING THE LIFE AND IT'S WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL UH, TAKE A LOOK AROUND, DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT IT WOULD WORK OUT THIS WAY FOR YOU? NO. -FRESHMAN YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL? NOT EVEN A CLUE, NOT A CLUE I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS, WHY IS IT THE PLAYBOY BUNNY, WHY NOT THE PLAYBOY MUSKRAT? OR THE PLAYBOY DOG? -DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK? I DON'T THINK SO -THAT'S WHERE THE GENIUS IS THIS BUNNY JUST WORKS HERE IS MY THOUGHT ON IT, I'M THINKING BECAUSE BUNNIES LIKE TO UH IT'S CRAZY -WHAT'S SHE DOING? WHAT WAS THAT? -SORRY LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S KEEPING THESE THINGS UP BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE POPPING OUT BY THE END OF THE NIGHT I THINK THEN I COME BY AND CHECK THE BOOBS THEY'RE PLAYFUL, THEY'RE FRISKY, A LITTLE SEXY I PUT THEM IN A TUXEDO ADD A LITTLE SOPHISTICATION, PERFECT HOW YOU DOING IN THAT? YOU HOLDING OUT ALL RIGHT IN THAT OUTFIT?

HEFF, IS IT TRUE THERE IS AN ACTUAL BUNNY NAMED AFTER YOU? IT'S TRUE, YES, IT WAS DISCOVERED I THINK IN FLORIDA I THINK THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW THAT AND ONCE THEY LEARN THAT THEY WANTED TO GET WITH YOU -THAT WAS IT RIGHT? -YEAH IF I HAD SOME ANIMAL NAMED AFTER ME IT WOULD BE GAME ON RIGHT? YUP, OH YEAH I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY PLEASURE IT'S ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN TO COME UP HERE TO THE MANSION IT IS A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU WE'RE GOING TO SHOW SOME HIGHLIGHTS THAT WE'VE SEEN AT THE MANSION HALF THE STUFF WE CAN'T EVEN SHOW TELL THEM ABOUT THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOUR IN HERE AT THE MANSION, WHAT IS THAT FEELING? WHAT'S THAT VIBE? YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR PANTS RIGHT? YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR PANTS, IT'S ELECTRIC HONESTLY THE BEST PARTIES IN THE WORLD ARE RIGHT HERE IT'S AN ADULT DISNEYLAND BASICALLY EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO SEE AS A MAN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, YOU GOT GREAT FOOD, YOU GOT GREAT DRINKS YOU GOT GREAT AMBIANCE, GREAT SCENERY I MEAN YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYMORE AS A MAN IN THIS ENVIRONMENT I LIKE TO SEE THIS BECAUSE YOU GUYS LOOK AMAZING BUT YOU ACTUALLY EAT TONS OF FOOD OH, -TONS OF FOOD I KNOW

HERE WE GO, WE'RE JUST GONNA LET IT GO A LITTLE BIT HERE

THIS IS FOR ART ONLY FOR ART -YOUR SO SHY I KNOW I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED WHEN RON JEREMY WALKED BY THAT WAS PRETTY SWEET THAT WAS PRETTY COOL -THAT'S EVERY LITTLE KIDS DREAM I THINK TO SEE RON JEREMY WELL NOT IN THAT WAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THAT GUY IS AN ICON SEEING HIM IN PERSON IS A LITTLE WEIRD A LITTLE FUNNY

LOOK AT THAT WHO NEEDS BATHING SUITS UP HERE? -YOU DON'T NOT REQUIRED WE TRIED TO SHOOT THE GROTTO, STEAM OH, I BELIEVE IT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GROTTO, STAYS IN THE GROTTO THAT WHOLE MOTTO BUT IT GETS YOU KNOW A LITTLE RANDY IN THERE THIS, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT, WHERE ELSE COULD YOU EVER WEAR THIS THING BESIDES TO THE MANSION HOLY SH# T I'D NEVER, NEVER I HOPE MY MOM'S NOT WATCHING

I LIKE THAT MOVE, SHE SPINS AROUND, MOM I HOPE YOUR NOT WATCHING I HAVE TO THANK ALL THE PLAYMATES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HERE IS THE THING, PLAYMATES HAVE BEEN HELPING ME OUT FOR YEARS REALLY? -LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENTER THE FRAME DO YOU THINK THEY WANT TO SEE JUST ME? AND WE'VE WORKED WITH SO MANY OVER THE YEARS ON DIFFERENT SHOWS IT'S JUST A BLESSING THERE MIGHT BE SOME LADIES OUT THERE THAT WANT TO SEE JUST YOU YOU LOOK GREAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU LOOK HOT -I LOOK WHAT? YOU LOOK HOT -I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOU SAY IT AGAIN HOT, ART YOU HOT, HOT, HOT THIS IS MY LITTLE T.V. ADVICE IF YOUR STUDYING T.V. OUT THERE KIDS GRAB A HOTTIE -GET A PLAYMATE IN THE PICTURE THE GUYS LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU MUST LIKE THAT, IT MUST FEEL GOOD RIGHT? WE LOVE THEM -ABSOLUTELY WE LOVE THE BOYS THIS GIRL CAN DANCE RIGHT HERE HI, IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX, THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND WOULD BE? (SINGING) I THINK I'VE HEARD THAT SONG -YEAH I SANG IT IN MY HOLE FOR TWO DAYS (SINGING) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT JUST HE STUFF THAT WANDERS BY WHEN YOUR AT THE MANSION WHAT CAN WE DO, HOW CAN WE HELP PEOPLE BECAUSE I'VE PUT IT ON THIS LIST AS THE #1 THING YOU HAVE TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE, RIGHT HOW DO YOU SUGGEST GETTING A PERSON IN HERE? BE A HOT BLONDE AND TURN IN YOUR PICTURES AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A GOOD CHANCE IF YOUR A GUY, I'M SORRY YOUR OUT OF LUCK -YEAH UNLESS YOU GET SOME STUPID T.V. SHOW, THEN YOUR IN HE'S IN

ALL YOU GUYS ARE SO JEALOUS YOUR NOT HERE RIGHT NOW SO DAMN JEALOUS, SO JEALOUS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE OUTFITS YOU GUYS HAVE ON WE LOOK HOT, SHE LOOKS SO GOOD YOU FINDING THE LADIES ARE DIGGING THIS OUTFIT MY BROTHER? I GOTTA FIND MY MAMA YOU KNOW -ARE YOU THIRSTY? YOU KNOW I AM, OF COURSE

IT'S TIME TO GO INSIDE THE HAUNTED HOUSE AND CHECK THIS THING OUT BUT I WANTED TO BRING STACY BECAUSE YOUR NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING RIGHT? NO. NOT AT ALL

THERE IS A SPOTTED PERSON -HE GRABBED ME

HE KNOWS WE'RE ALIVE, HOLY CRAP, THAT'S GOOD PEOPLE THAT GO TO A PUBLIC HAUNTED HOUSE THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT SCARING YOU TOO MUCH OR TOUCHING YOU, NOT HERE THEY'LL GRAB YOU BY THE LEG AND THROW YOU IN THE WOODS, THEY DON'T CARE IT'S THAT KIND OF HAUNTED HOUSE SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME!

LOOK AT THIS, THAT'S CALLED THE BUNNY CRAWL

YOUR SO CHICKEN, YOUR SO CHICKEN YOUR MAKE ME GO FIRST ONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE ALIVE IN HERE (SCREAMS)

THE HALLOWEEN PARTY HERE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY SPENT ON THIS THING BUT IT'S NUTS IT'S TONS OF MONEY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS SO MUCH OF GHOULS HANGING AND SOME OF THEM ARE ALIVE STILL OH MY GOD

YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S UP DON'T YOU ? YOU BASTARD -EVERYTHING'S FINE THE HAUNTED HOUSE IS UNBELIEVABLE IT IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WORLD, I GUARANTEE IT I AM A HAUNTED HOUSE CONNOISSEUR AND THIS IS THE BEST

HE'S GOT PROBLEMS

(SCREAMS) -SH# T YOU SUCK DUDE

WE MADE IT OUT ALIVE -SERIOUSLY HOW COOL IS THAT? IT'S NOT LIKE SOMETHING YOU PAY TO GO IN THIS IS PART OF THE PARTY I'VE BEEN TO A LOT OF HAUNTED HOUSES AND THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS I WORKED UP A LITTLE SWEAT ALL RIGHT WE'RE DONE THANKS FOR WATCHING YOU WANT TO TELL ONE CRAZY THING YOU'VE SEEN AT THE MANSION FOR US A LITTLE BITE ART MANN GOING THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE (LAUGHS) WHAT'S UP? I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS SCENE I WALKED INTO BARLOW'S ROOM, I'VE SEEN THIS GOING ON BEFORE HEY.... THIS IS HAT IT WAS LIKE WITH ME IN HIGH SCHOOL RIDING WITH MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS DON'T TELL MY MOM THAT