Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 113

Episode Title: Huntington Beach Surf Fest

Description: The biggest surfing event in the U.S., with freestyle motocross, skateboarding, and bikinis everywhere.

Transcript:

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE 1/2 HOUR OF MAN AND BOARD BECOMING ONE WITH THE OCEAN.

UH, YOU'VE GOT US CONFUSED WITH SOME OTHER CHANNEL.

WE'RE ARE THE U.S. OPEN OF SURFING SO WE'LL HAVE FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS.

BMX, SKATEBOARDING, PARTYING.

EVEN OLDER PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN. AND DON'T WORRY, WE GOT SOME COOL SURFING TOO.

IT'S TIME FOR HUNTINGTON BEACH SURF FEST.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS. WE ARE IN HUNTINGTON BEACH. THIS PLACE IS THE ORIGINAL SURF CITY, SO WE ARE HERE FOR A BIG SURFING EVENT BUT THIS IS CALIFORNIA, SO SURFING IS COOL, BUT IT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH. SO WHAT ELSE ARE WE GOING TO HAVE? HOW ABOUT SOME BMX, HOW ABOUT SOME FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS. HOW ABOUT SOME GREAT ACCESS LIKE I'M STANDING 6 FT AWAY FROM THIS STUFF, ABSOLUTELY SIC. WE'LL THROW IN SOME SKATEBOARDING AND THEN TO ROUND IT ALL OFF, GOOD OLD FASHIONED TALKING TO THE DRUNKS. WE LOVE THAT. C'MON STAY WITH US. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS THING GOING.

(APPLAUSE)

30 FEET UP IN THE AIR.

THIS IS UH, THIS IS A BIG SCORE RIGHT HERE. YEAH. YOU A SUPERHERO BUDDY.

NOW TELL US WE ARE WALKING ON THE COURSE AND I'M LOOKING RIGHT HERE AT THIS JUMP THAT YOU GO OFF. WALK US THROUGH THAT. GIMME SOME OF THE STATS ON THAT JUMP. WELL WE HAVE PRETTY MUCH A 75 FT GAP GOING ABOUT 35 FT HIGH IN THE AIR. WITH REALLY NOT MUCH ROOM FOR MISTAKES. LUCKILY WE HAVE SOME BEACH SAND IN THE MIDDLE BUT IF YOU DO MAKE A MISTAKE YOU NOT GOING TO BE QUITE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO MAKE IT TO THE BEACH SAND, YOUR GOING TO BE BACK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STEEL LANDING WHERE THERE IS SOME GRIPPY PLYWOOD WITH SANDY PAINT ON IT. IT'S GOING TO HURT. YEAH PRETTY MUCH. I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS DONE BEFORE, HELP ME OUT. LIKE RIGHT HERE I'M COMING DOWN. CAUSE I RIDE THE BIKE. WE ALL RIDE 250 CC 2 STROKE BIKES. WE ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH USING SECOND GEAR.

ARE YOU GETTING THE SPEED BEFORE YOU GET HERE OR ARE YOU DOING IT ALL RIGHT THERE. NO. YOUR GETTING SOME GOOD MOMENTUM. EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN STYLES. I THINK I'M THE LATEST ONE TO GET ON THE GAS WHICH SOMETIMES WORKS GOOD FOR ME AND SOMETIMES PUTS ME IN A BIND.

(APPLAUSE) IT'S NOT SECRET I HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN BUT I STILL CAN'T HELP BEING DISTRACTED BY UH, THIS THING RIGHT HERE. I'M JUST IMAGINING, ARE YOU PICTURING THAT JASON, JUST COMING DOWN THIS THAT IS THE JUMP. LOOK AT THAT. CAN I WALK ON THIS? YEAH GO FOR IT.

WHOLLY CRAP! I HOPE HE DOESN'T SCUFF HIS THONGS.

YOU MAKIN FUN OF MY SHOES WHILE I WAS AWAY. FREESTYLE RIDERS DON'T WEAR THOSE ON RAMPS. IT DOESN'T WORK ON THAT BEFORE WE HIT THE RAMP. YOU NEED SOME BOOTS. (LAUGHING) I KNOW BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT WALKING AROUND THE BEACH WITH THE BOOTS ON WOULD BE A LITTLE WEIRD TOO. THAT'S TRUE. I DID IT YESTERDAY AND FELT LIKE A REAL JACK ASS. SHOULD WE LOOK AT THE LANDING REAL QUICK.

SEE THERE IS NOT MUCH ROOM FOR MISTAKES.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR TIMING ON PRETTY GOOD. WO WHEN YOU IN THE AIR, YOU DON'T EVEN SEE WHERE YOUR GOING TO END UP. NO. YOU TOTALLY ONCE YOU POP UP, YOU SEE YOUR LANDING BUT UH, USUALLY THE HARDEST ONE FOR EVERY RIDER IS THE FIRST ONE OF THE DAY. THE FIRST TIME COMING TO A NEW PLACE, YEAH IT IS THE SAME GAP YOUR USUALLY DOING BUT THE CONDITIONS ARE ALWAYS DIFFERENT. TODAY WE HAVE A LIKE A CROSS TAILWIND PUSHING YOU AND MAKING YOU GO A LITTLE SIDEWAYS.

THAT STUFF MAKES ME SMILE. YOU KNOW WHAT, I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST WAY BUT I'M JUST A BIG OLE DUMB REDNECK. I LOVE THAT.

HEY C'MON TALK TO US ABOUT THIS SPORT. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SIC. RIGHT? COME ON IN HERE SIR. HUNTINGTON BEACH IS AWESOME, NATE ADAMS THE BEST GUY OUT THERE. THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT GUYS BUT NATE'S THE MAN. I JUST SAW YOU DO A LITTLE FLIP OVER THERE. RIGHT. AND I HAD THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF MY NECK STOOD UP A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE THE CROWD WENT CRAZY. YEAH. DO YOU GET THAT SAME FEELING? NO I DON'T. I MEAN I, TO HEAR THE CROWD GET LOUD LIKE THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A GOOD FEELING BUT I'M FOCUSED ON WHAT I'M DOING SO. HECK YEAH. I'M NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THEY ARE DOING. WOULD YOU EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? OH HELL YEAH. I'LL BE ON THAT. YOU GOTTA HAVE THESE YOU KNOW. MOST DEFINITELY.

WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO EARN LIKE A FREE BIKE. A FREE BIKE. IT WAS 2003 I GOT MY FIRST FREE BIKES FROM FACTORY CONNECTION. MY SUSPENSION SPONSOR ACTUALLY BOUGHT ME BIKES, SO IT FELT GREAT. I YOU KNOW HAD BEEN BUYING BIKES SINCE I WAS 8 YEARS OLD AND SO NOW YAMAHA GIVES ME 5 FREE BIKES A YEAR PLUS SALARY. SEE THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART. NOW THEY COME FREE EVERY YEAR, SO IT'S GREAT. THAT'S AWESOME. LOOK AT THAT SMILE RIGHT THERE ON THE FREE BIKE WE GOT EM.

I NOTICE THESE GUYS GET THE LADIES. YEAH THEY DO. THEY DESERVE EM. NOW UH, IT IS CLEAR TO ME AT THIS POINT THAT YOU GUYS LIKE A GUY THAT CAN RIDE A BIKE. DEFINITELY. WHAT IS IT ABOUT IT AND HOW GOOD DOES HE HAVE TO BE ON THAT BIKE? GOOD ENOUGH NOT TO HURT HIMSELF. RIGHT. REALLY BAD. BACK FLIP. BACK FLIPS? BACK FLIPS. I DON'T KNOW, IT IS SOMETHING THAT IS JUST SEXY ABOUT A GUY WHO CAN RIDE. THE WIFE AND KIDS THOUGH CAN THEY WATCH. THE WIFE IS PROBABLY USED TO IT AT THIS POINT. YEAH SHE'S USED TO IT. JUST UH, (BOTH TALKING) NO. THAT IS WHY SHE IS HERE LIKE A FRIGGIN HAWK. SHE IS LIKE EAGLE EYED ON ME "I SAW YOU LOOKIN AT HER" I'M LIKE I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS. IT IS VERY CLEAR THOUGH THAT WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND THAT THESE CHICKS DIG THE MOTOCROSS GUY. YEAH BUT MOST OF THEM ARE UNDER AGE SO. RIGHT, SO YOUR SAYING I'M NOT TOO WORRIED ABOUT THE UNDERAGE ONES. YOU UH NOTICING THAT THE WHOLE FRONT ROW RIGHT THERE WAS ALL BLONDES CHECKING YOU GUYS OUT. I DIDN'T NOTICE ACTUALLY. I SHOULD HAVE NOTICED. I'M KIND OF BUMMED I DIDN'T ACTUALLY. WHO IS THE GUY THAT RIDES WITH THE TANK TOP BECAUSE I SAW HIM, HE WAS WINKING AT THEM. OH TAYLOR? WAS HE? LITTLE RASCAL.

OH WHAT WAS THAT A LITTLE CARD. A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR LATER.

HOPE MY GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T SEE THAT. WE SAW YOU WINKING AT PEOPLE GOING DOWN THE STREET. THAT WAS HER. WAS IT? OH YEAH SHE HAS BEEN HERE EVERYDAY, EVERY SHOW. SHE'S HOT. BUT DON'T WORRY NO ONE SEES THIS SHOW SO YOUR SAFE. OH YEAH. (BOTH LAUGHING)

ALL RIGHT GUYS WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND WHEN WE COME BACK MUCH MORE OF THIS RIGHT? OF COURSE. ALL RIGHT SEE YOU IN A COUPLE MINUTES. BMX, SKATING, SURFING AND BOOZING ALL COMING UP. WELCOME BACK TO HUNTINGTON BEACH WE SHOWED YOU THIS BEFORE THE BREAK, A LITTLE FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS, PERSONALLY I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS STUFF BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP THE SHOW MOVING SO LET'S GO CHECK OUT ANOTHER ACTION SPORT, C'MON. I CAN LEAVE THE FRAME, YOU LIKE THAT. I SAW THAT ON ANOTHER SHOW.

I'M SUCH A HUGE PUSSY I'M AFRAID TO BE STANDING RIGHT HERE. YEAH CAREFUL. AND YOUR JUST DIVING RIGHT IN ON A BIKE. YEAH.

WHEN YOU GO AIRBORNE IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS ALMOST LIKE A WEIGHTLESSNESS THAT GOES ON FOR A SECOND OR TWO. DESCRIBE THAT FEELING TO A LOT OF US THAT WILL NEVER DO IT. RIGHT WHEN YOUR IN THE AIR, THERE IS ABOUT MAYBE A SECOND TO SECOND AND A HALF WHERE THERE IS REALLY NO WEIGHT AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR JUST FLOATING AND THAT IS WHEN YOU SNAP OFF YOUR TRICKS, YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR WEIGHTLESS.

WE'VE BEEN TALKING A LOT TODAY ABOUT THIS SCENE. I MEAN LOOK WHERE YOU GUYS ARE. IS THIS A PERFECT PLACE FOR THIS? THE FACT THAT YOU GET THIS AND THEN YOU LOOK AROUND AND I DON'T RELATE TO ANY OF THIS SCENE, SO I'M COMPLETELY ENTERTAINED BY IT. SO IT'S GOOD. I MEAN BUT YOU CAN SEE THE OCEAN WHEN YOU GUYS GO UP RIGHT? YEAH IT'S AWESOME. I'M NOT LOOKING AT THE OCEAN I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE I DON'T DIE.

WHAT IS THE ADDICTION TO THIS? IT IS THE FEELING OF BEING IN THE AIR. IT IS THE FEELING OF DOING NEW TRICKS. IT'S A FEELING OF MORE OF ANYTHING IT IS A FEELING OF DOING SOMETHING YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO ON A BIKE.

LOOK AT THE FOREARMS ON THIS GUY. THAT IS SOME CRAZY POPEYE ARMS RIGHT THERE. IT HELPS FOR PUMPING THAT'S FOR SURE. WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN LIKE YOU GUYS THE BMX'RS AND THE SKATEBOARDERS. I MEAN YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THEM? YOUR DOING THE SAME THING. YOU JUST HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT UNDERNEATH YOU.

YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT. I UH, HAVE BEEN ON A SKATEBOARD BEFORE. AND I CAN GET IN HERE AND I CAN PROBABLY GO UP PROBABLY ABOUT YOU KNOW 3-4 FEET ON EACH SIDE. WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET TO TAKE IT TO THAT NEXT LEVEL. WHAT KIND OF COMMITMENT DO I NEED?

THERE'S NO HOPE. YOU CAN JUST SAY IT. YEAH THERE IS NOT HOPE. IT'S, IT'S JUST TIME. YOU JUST SPEND TIME AND YOU TAKE THE FALLS AND YOU GET UP AND YOU BRUSH YOURSELF OFF AND YOU GO FROM THERE.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE YOU KNOW. NO. ANYBODY CAN SKATEBOARD MAN. NO BUT YOU NEED THESE (HAND GESTURE) FOR THIS. YEAH YOU DO. YEAH I GUESS SO. CAUSE ONCE YOU LEAVE THIS AND YOUR IN THE AIR, THAT IS WHEN THESE COME IN. YEAH THERE IS A CERTAIN STUPIDITY LEVEL THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT.

IT IS 99.9% MENTAL AND I MEAN LOOK AT MY GUT.

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN ATHLETE MAN, YOU JUST YOU KNOW. BUT WE LIKE STUFF LIKE THIS BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST, CHICKS DIG THIS STUFF. THEY DO? YEAH THEY DO. YOU KNOW THEY DO. WHERE ARE THEY?

WHAT ARE SOME OF THE TRICKS YOUR GOING TO BE DOING? I'M JUST GOING TO TRY NOT TO FALL OFF THE THING. NICE. THAT IS MY BIG GOAL TODAY. IT IS A GOOD GOAL TO HAVE. IF I CAN DROP IN AND ROLL BACK OUT THEN I'LL BE OKAY.

NOW TELL US WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M FROM SYDNEY IN AUSTRALIA. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE U.S. OPEN OF SURFING RIGHT HERE IN HUNTINGTON BEACH. OH, IT'S SO COOL YOU KNOW IT IS ONE OF THE FEW EVENTS WE GET TO COME TO AND THERE ARE ALL THESE THINGS GOING ON. YOU KNOW YOU GET TO MEET THE SKATERS AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS. IT IS A PRETTY CALIFORNIA THING TO HAVE THE FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS OH FOR SURE. IT IS SUCH, THIS IS LIKE FOR ME HUNTINGTON IS CALIFORNIA YOU KNOW YOU HAVE ALL THE COOL STUFF AND YOU GOT WAHOO'S AND STARBUCKS AND ALL THE THINGS THAT WE DON'T REALLY HAVE SO MUCH IN AUSTRALIA, SO. IT'S GREAT.

HELP US OUT. WHY ARE YOUR FRIENDS GOING CRAZY? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? THIS IS MY FAMILY.

I TAKE IT THEY ARE PLEASED WITH WHAT YOU JUST DID OUT THERE. YEAH THEY ARE STOKED. THEY DROVE UP FROM CARLSBAD TO SUPPORT ME.

(YELLING) THAT'S AWESOME. SO HOW DID YOU DO? WHERE ARE WE SITTING RIGHT NOW? UM, I JUST ADVANCED INTO THE FINAL. HELLO. (SCREAMING AND YELLING)

WELL WHAT IS GOING INSIDE THE MELON. ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT THE COMPETITION OR DO YOU JUST TRY TO SURF AND DO YOUR THING. IT IS KIND OF YOU KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON YOURSELF AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET TRAPPED INTO WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE SURF AND THAT IS REALLY BAD BECAUSE YOU KNOW AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU CAN'T CONTROL ANYTHING THAT ANYONE ELSE DOES AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE OCEAN, YOU CAN ONLY CONTROL YOURSELF.

U.S.A. THIS YEAR, IT IS FINALLY U.S.A. HERE. IT HAS BEEN AUSSIE DOMINATED BUT THIS TIME CALIFORNIA IS GOING TO TAKE IT. THE FINAL (INDISCERNIBLE) I PUT MY MONEY ON MY SISTER THAT SHE GOES ALL THE WAY. (SCREAMS) YOU GUYS ARE FIRED UP. YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE. YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE NOW. NO. IT IS NORMAL FOR ME. WE'RE ALL A LITTLE NUTS. SO IT RELAXES YOU RIGHT? TO HAVE THE SUPPORT. YEAH.

ALL RIGHT SO YOUR OUT THERE ON THAT LONG BOARD. WHAT KIND OF TRICKS ARE YOU TRYING TO DO OUT THERE? WELL IN THIS I TRY AND MIX IT UP LIKE NOSE RIDING AND THEN IN THE SHORT BOARD AS WELL BUT IT IS SO HARD OUT THERE. IF YOU DIDN'T GET THE WAVES YOU NEEDED YOU DIDN'T GET ANYWHERE, SO.

TELL US WHAT KIND OF TRICKS DO YOU DO ON A LONG BOARD TO WIN A CONTEST LIKE THIS. YOU JUST BASICALLY TRY AND STAY ON THE FRONT HALF FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN YOU KNOW THAT SEEMS TO SCORE REALLY WELL AND IT WAS REALLY DIFFICULT WITH THE CONDITIONS OUT THERE. IT WASN'T EXACTLY UH, THE BEST OF WAVES BUT IT IS OKAY.

IS THIS KIND OF COOL AT THE END AND YOU WIN IT AND YOUR SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE. IT IS KIND OF LIKE SURREAL ALMOST. YOUR SORT OF LOOKING AROUND AND IT IS KIND OF HARD TO FATHOM BUT WAIT A SECOND, YOU WERE JUST CROWDED FOR A SEC YOU WERE JUST ACCOSTED. IT WAS NICE. YEAH I'M REALLY STOKED MAN. IT IS A GREAT WAY TO COLLECT A PAYCHECK AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU KNOW. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA. ALL RIGHT I THINK IT IS NOT SECRET THAT PEOPLE KNOW SOUTH AFRICANS KNOW HOW TO PARTY. OH YES FOR SURE. FOR SURE. SO YOU MUST BE GOING OUT TONIGHT. YOU NEED TO TELL US WHERE THE SPOT IS TO GO. I WOULDN'T KNOW I'M WITH A WHOLE LOT OF FRIENDS SO WHEREVER THEY GO, HE'LL FIND IT TRUST ME. WE'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU OUT LATER. NOW OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN SURF, CAN YOU PARTY MY FRIEND? YEAH I GOT A BLACK BELT IN PARTYING.

YEAH

OH MY GOD! THIS IS CALLED ENDING STRONG RIGHT HERE. WE ARE DONE WITH THE DAYTIME STUFF, THE SUN IS GOING DOWN OVER THE PACIFIC AND IT IS TIME FOR SOME NIGHT LIFE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(SCREAMING) EVEN OLDER PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN. (WHOOOO)

YOU KNOW IT. HEY YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE YOUNG. I LOVE IT. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS. WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT SOME NIGHTLIFE. LOOK WE'RE BACK. WE CHECKED OUT. LET ME, LET ME JUST REVIEW REALLY QUICK. OK. WE SAW SOME FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS RIGHT ON. SOME BMX. THAT'S ALL THAT. SKATEBOARDING, SOME SURFING RIGHT ON. NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME DRUNK PEOPLE. (SCREAMS) LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYBODY. SEE MY T.V. FRIENDS OUT THERE. THIS IS HEIDI MY FRIENDS AND WE SAW YOU OUT AT THE BEACH. AND YOU CAME UP AND YOU SAID MY NAME IS HEIDI, I WOULD BE A FANTASTIC HOST FOR YOUR SHOW. CAUSE I AM. YOU ARE. AND YOU'RE GORGEOUS AS WE CAN SEE. WIDE SHOT. SO THIS WILL BE A PERFECT TIME, HAND OVER THE MIC RIGHT? AND JUST GO TALK TO SOME PEOPLE, HAVE FUN. TAKE IT, IT'S ALL YOU.

OKAY THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE THEY ARE HAVING A LOT OF FUN. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA. ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA BABY. HUNTINGTON BEACH. HAVING A GOOD TIME OUT HERE? (SCREAMS)

JEFF IS PIMP. WHOA LOOK AT ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? KEVIN. KEVIN? WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR? SURF OPEN. SURF OPEN? YEAH. DO YOU SURF? I TRIED ONCE. HE TRIES. WELL YOU'RE HOT. THAT IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD THAT, I JUST FROZE UP. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT.

WHAT'S THE ATTRACTION TO THIS PLACE, IT SEEMS TO BE THE BEST CROWD IN ALL OF HUNTINGTON BEACH. IT'S THE LADIES, THE HOT LADIES AND THE GREAT DRINKS. IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE LADIES THOUGH. YOU CAN DRINK WATER AND YOU WOULD STILL COME.

(SCREAMS) HELP US OUT DIRECT THE SHOW A LITTLE BIT. HEY RIGHT HERE WELL WE GOT HUNTINGTON BEACH RIGHT HERE FINEST RIGHT HERE. I LOVE IT MAN AW LOOK AT THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE. HI.

THIS IS THE HEAVY OF ALL AMERICA. I LOVE THE HAT. I LOVE IT!

WHAT'S UP MAN? HEY HOW YA DOIN? WE'RE WORKING OUR WAY ACROSS THE STREET TO HURRICANES NOW. OH REALLY? IS THAT ALL RIGHT? GOOD CHOICE. WHAT THIS PLACE DOESN'T KEEP YOU UP? NO, NO, I'M JUST TRY TO BRING A LOT TO THE TABLE. THAT'S TRUE. HE'S ALL BUMMED OUT. I PROMISE IT WILL BE GOOD OVER THERE. ALL RIGHT.

HOW DID YOU KNOW TO COME HERE? WELL ALL MY BOYS FROM HAWAII ARE SURFIN COME DOWN HERE PARTY, SURF.

BUT WHAT'S IT LIKE IN HERE. IT'S AWESOME. HEY! LET ME TELL YOU HOW AWESOME IT IS. WE LIVE FAR AWAY AND WE GAVE UP OUR RIDE JUST TO HANG OUT WITH THESE TWO.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? FROM AROUND THE AREA, AROUND THE AREA. RIGHT HERE IN HUNTINGTON BEACH. NO! HUNTINGTON BEACH MAN. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE FROM HERE DUDE? AWESOME MAN, AWESOME. IT'S A PLAYGROUND. THIS IS A PLAYGROUND. BUNNIES. BUNNIES EVERYWHERE.

SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY!

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DRINKING? I'M DRINKING A BUD LIGHT RIGHT NOW. CAPTAIN AND COKE. THEY HAVE SOME FAMOUS DRINK HERE. THE HURRICANE.

OUR FAMOUS DRINKS ARE WET PUSSIES AND HURRICANES. WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE? A WET PUSSY. THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID. WHAT IS IN THAT? ABSOLUTE, PEACH SCHNAPPS, APPLE PUCKER AND CRANBERRY. ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ONE HERE NOW? WHAT ARE WE DOING? I'M GOING TO MAKE A WET PUSSY HERE IN JUST A SECOND. OKAY WE'LL WAIT FOR THAT.

THAT WAS NICE THOUGH MAN THAT WAS DANGEROUS. THEY'RE PINK, THEIR WET, THEIR GOOD. AND IT TASTES LIKE CANDY. EXACTLY. AND IT GOES DOWN NICELY.

NICE!

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? CYPRESS. NICE. CYPRESS.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT GAME I SAW RIGHT THERE. I TOOK BREAK DANCING CLASS IN COLLEGE FOR 1 CREDIT. I'M GOING HOME AND I'M WORKING ON THAT. I'M IN.

I GOTTA SHOW THESE GUYS, I GOTTA SHOW THESE GUYS SOMETHING PRETTY FUNNY. LOOK AT GLEN'S PURSE. (LAUGHTER)

NICE PURSE!

GLEN WAS HOLDING HER BAG.