Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 111

Episode Title: Tats & Toys

Description: Crazy tattoos and wild toys, for adults only, are featured this week.

Transcript:

TWO VERY DIFFERENT CONVENTIONS TATTOOS ARE HOT ONE FEATURES ONE OF THE OLDEST ART FORMS TATTOOS THEY SAID IT WAS ADDICTING, I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT BUT IT IS THE OTHER FEATURES A BUNCH OF SEX TOYS WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR? THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO BE SHY AT SWEETHEART EROTICA IS ABOUT EVERYTHING EROTIC AND EXOTIC BASICALLY SO YOU CAN COME LOOK AT BOOBIES -NICE THAT'S WHY I'M HERE ANYWAYS IT'S ABSOLUTELY, FABULOUSLY INSANELY WILD

WELCOME TO TATS AND TOYS

FIRST STOP, THE QUEEN MARY IN LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA, HOME TO ONE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST TATTOO CONVENTIONS

NOW SEE WHEN I SEE SOMEONE LIKE YOU AT AN EVENT LIKE THIS LIKE ME? -I CAN TELL CHICKS MUST DIG THAT TATTOOS THEN CHICKS VERY MUCH DIG THE TATTOOS WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT A MAN WITH SO MANY I DON'T KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT TATTOOS AND INK AND MEN IT'S JUST SEXY

GIVE US A LITTLE TOUR OF WHAT YOU GOT HERE OKAY, THIS IS MADONNA THIS IS THE RESURRECTION AND THEN THE CHRIST JAMES CAGNEY, MARLON BRANDO ROBERT DINERO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IN HOMAGE TO 9/11 LOOK AT SOME OF YOUR STUFF, DESCRIBE SOME OF THE STUFF YOU HAVE I HAVE A COUPLE OF PIN UPS OF BETTY PAGE, SHE'S MY IDOL IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU KNOW SO I GOT HER WITH ME FOREVER I'VE GOT A ART NOUVEAU JEWELRY PIECE WITH SOME LILLY'S IT'S KIND OF A MEMORIAL PIECE TO MY MOM I'M DOING THIS TO HONOR MY GRANDFATHER FROM WALES, THIS IS A WELSH DRAGON NICE, THIS IS YOUR FIRST TATTOO -YES SIR

WALK US THROUGH SOME OF THIS, WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITES MY FAVORITE IS MY ARM, FROM MY CHILDHOOD MAN DUDE IT'S WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE MY ARM PIT, THAT'S A GOOD ONE THAT MUST KILL IT'S ALL RIGHT -WHAT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT SPOT TO GET A TATTOO? JUST HURTS LIKE CRAZY? -YEAH RIGHT HERE AND THERE I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS GETTING CLOSE TO THE NIPPLE WOULD KIND OF IT WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS MY NIPPLE SWELLED UP LIKE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER DOLLAR THOUGH

WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW ? JUST SAY IT'S A STATE THAT YOU HAVE TO GET COMFORTABLE AND LIKE ACCLIMATED TO BECAUSE THE FIRST TATTOO YOU GET YOU'LL FEEL IT A LITTLE BIT BUT ONCE YOU STEP INTO A REALM WHERE YOUR DOING SO MUCH OF THAT, IT'S MORE OF LIKE A FULL BODY HIGH TO THE POINT WHERE YOU FEEL VERY HIGH LIKE ENDORPHINS, IT'S ADDICTING VERY ADDICTING

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING DONE THERE? I'M GETTING CHERRY BLOSSOMS AROUND MY BUTTERFLY AND DESCRIBE FOR EVERYONE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW IT HURTS IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY SCRAPING INTO MY SKIN ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR MORE? YOU GUYS GOING TO GET MORE TATTOOS WHILE YOU'RE HERE? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I WANT TO COVER UP THE ONE ON MY BACK WITH SOMETHING ELSE? YES. SHOW US WHAT YOU HAVE SO FAR IT'S BAD, I'M EMBARRASSED -C'MON SHOW US IT'S NOT THAT BAD -WHAT IS IT? EXACTLY

THIS IS MY THIRD TATTOO AND THE FIRST ONE I GOT THEY SAID IT WAS ADDICTING, I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT BUT IT IS

I DON'T MEAN TO UH, GIVE HER BAD NEWS, BUT YOU HAVE A LOT TO GO I THINK DON'T TELL ME THAT -I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY HE'S ALMOST FINISHED RIGHT?

AFTER 51 YEARS, I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST ONE AND I'M PROUD TO HAVE IT AND YOU LOVE IT HUH? I LIKE, THE GUY TALKED ME INTO WHERE TO PUT IT AND I LIKE WHERE IT IS

WHAT MAKES YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAY I NEED SOME ZOMBIE ACTION ON MY RIGHT FOREARM I GUESS YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE MENTAL STATE FOR IT, YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIG GEORGE ROMERO FAN, I LOVE ZOMBIES SO THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING ON HERE? -ALL KINDS OF MADNESS

BUT YOU ALMOST GOT KICKED IN THE BALLS

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE THINKING ABOUT MAYBE GETTING SOME INK GO BIG, YEAH THE BIGGER THE BETTER DON'T FOOL AROUND, JUST DO IT DO CHICKS DIG THE TATS? CHICKS LOVE IT -CHICKS LOVE 'EM YEAH YOU KNOW IT BROTHER OH, I LOVE THE TATS, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF I DIDN'T LIKE THE TATS DO YOU LIKE A GUY WITH TATTOOS? YEAH -WHAT IS IT? SEE HOW QUICKLY YOU ANSWERED WHAT IS IT ABOUT A GUY WITH TATS? IT'S SEXY

I HAVEN'T GOT IT DONE YET, THAT'S JUST THE STENCIL WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, WE WANT TO SEE YOU IN PAIN RIGHT HERE

YOU GOT A WORK IN PROGRESS UP THERE THIS WAS THREE DAYS AGO I GOT A BAKED POTATO SITTING IN A LAZY BOY SMOKING A LITTLE DOOBIE PLAYING SOME XBOX, YOU KNOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET RIGHT THERE? I'M GETTING A TRADITIONAL COY FISH CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND HE'S GOING TO DO SOME FINGER WAVES AND STUFF THAT'S ARTWORK RIGHT THERE ON YOUR SKIN YOU ARE PRETTY TOUGH, YOUR SMILING HUGE RIGHT NOW I'M SMILING BECAUSE IT TICKLES MY BUTT THAT'S NOT ANY PAIN AT ALL RIGHT NOW? A LITTLE -YOUR TOUGH

WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW IT FEELS REALLY YOU KNOW IT'S A GOOD FEELING IS THE BEST WAY TO PUT IT IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL? THERE IS SENSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, I KNOW I'M NOT GETTING A MASSAGE BUT WOW, A LITTLE DOME ART THAT'S AWESOME, IS IT PARTICULARLY PAINFUL WHEN IT'S ON THE NOGGIN? NO, NOT AT ALL I THINK I'M JUT TOO MUCH OF A BABY ABOUT THIS STUFF THE EASIEST PLACE TO GET ONE ON YOUR HEAD, AIN'T ENOUGH THERE TO HURT MAN

EROTICA L.A. IS GOING ON OVER HERE AND I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A WHILE SOMETIMES YOU CAN TELL BY THE NAME OF THINGS WHETHER IT'S PURE GOLD THAT, INSIDE THAT BUILDING SHOULD BE GOLD EROTICA L.A. OH MY

CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS EROTICA L.A. WHAT GOES ON HERE? BASICALLY IT'S A BIG CONVENTION FOR PEOPLE TO COME OUT AND MEET ALL THEIR FAVORITE STARS AND SCOPE OUT THE NEWEST VIDEOS AND MARITAL AIDS POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM RIGHT? -I GUESS BASICALLY IT'S SO YOU CAN COME LOOK AT BOOBIES STORMY EVERYBODY THAT'S STORMY RIGHT THERE

FIRST OF ALL, INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO EVERYONE I'M SOPHIA ROSSIE CLUB JENNA'S LATEST CONTRACT GIRL HELLO AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS THAT YOU GUYS ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE RADEST, HOTTEST, SEX SCENES IN FILM

THESE GUYS LOVE YOU, WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE YEAH, IT'S WONDERFUL, -NOT JUST THE CAMERAS LOOK AT THE LOOK IN THE EYES RIGHT? -THAT'S GREAT THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT YOU

I WANT TO SHOW YOU GUYS SOMETHING COOL THAT'S GLEN AS YOU KNOW TAKING CARE OF THE AUDIO, WHAT'S UP? WE FOUND A BIGGER VERSION OF THE BUMPER STICKER THAT IS ON HIS LINCOLN

MY NAME IS DREW, I'M THE OWNER OF I LOVE VAGINA AND ALSO WE DO THE I LOVE VAGINA CLOTHING COMPANY WE GOT HATS, WE SPECIALIZE IN PILLOWS AND SKATE DECKS AND WE HAVE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA PINS THAT I ACTUALLY GET FROM A COMPANY NAMED BAD MIMI BUT WE'RE ALL KIND OF MERGING TOGETHER THAT'S GENIUS YOU LIKE THAT PIN THAT PIN IS CRACKING RIGHT THERE TELL EVERYONE WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE SHOW THIS YEAR ALL THE HORNY MEN AND WOMEN OUT THERE THAT JUST WANT TO COME AND THEY JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO COME FOR YOU KNOW I'M THE ONE (LAUGHS) COME FOR ME DADDY SHOW THAT TO.. -YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU SOME POOSIE? THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

WHAT DOES SOME POOSIE TASTE LIKE? YOU TELL ME AFTER LAST NIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE FOR THE RECORD YOUR HONOR

WHAT'S THE BIG PRODUCT THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS YEAR I HEARD THERE ARE SOME CRAZY DILDOS OVER THERE CRAZY DILDOS, RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK RIGHT AFTER THAT

OH NICE

UH, HEY EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW AS YOU CAN SEE WE'RE AT THE EROTICA L.A. EVENT AND YOU ARE VERY EROTIC RIGHT? -THANK YOU YOUR SO L.A. -YOUR WELCOME I'M SO SWEATY, I'M NOT L.A. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M FROM NEW ENGLAND REALLY? -ME TOO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR PRODUCTS OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WE HAVE JUST A MAD ARRAY OF LIKE ALL THE MOST EXOTIC PHALLIC GLASS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH LET'S SAY SOMEONE COMES TO YOU AND SAYS MONEY IS NO OBJECT, I WANT THE FINEST DILDO MONEY CAN BUY OKAY, I TELL YOU WHAT, I CAN CERTAINLY BRING YOU TO THE ACTUALLY TIPPY TOP OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AS FAR AS ADULT TOYS GO THIS PARTICULAR PIECE ACTUALLY RETAILS FOR $400 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? THESE ARE THE SPINNERS CORK SCREWS IN BASICALLY UNTIL IT PULLS TOWARD THE ACTUAL CLITORIS WITH THE LITTLE BUMPS SO THIS IS WELL THOUGH OUT SO WHAT DO YOU TELL PEOPLE WHEN THEY ASK YOU WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING HOW DO YOU ROLL THAT OUT -I SELL GLASS COGS YOUR ABOUT TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT YOUR DOING HERE YEAH JUST TURN IT AROUND, JUST BEND OVER NO, NO (LAUGHS) I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EARLIER YOU WERE DOING SOME TRICKS WITH THAT AND PEOPLE WERE GOING MENTAL, CAN YOU SHOW THEM WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THE GLASS IN YOUR HAND I WAS JUST LICKING IT I MEAN IT'S LIKE

AND SUCKING ON IT -LIKE A LOLLIPOP IT'S INNOCENT -IT'S NOTHING IT'S, LIKE A LOLLIPOP LOOK AT THE SMILES, YOU'VE GOT YOUR EYES ON SOMETHING

THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE TODAY AT THIS THING? WE JUST LOOK AROUND AND LOOK FOR NEW IDEAS YOU KNOW IT'S CRAZINESS -IT'S AWESOME WHAT KIND OF IDEAS ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU? (LAUGHS) JUST DIFFERENT TOYS, NEW THINGS THAT COME OUT EVERY YEAR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THIS BEFORE? OH YEAH EVERY YEAR WE'RE HERE I'M NEW TO ALL THIS -NO YOUR NOT HELLO HELLO MY STAGE NAME IS VANESSA BOOZOMS BOOZOMS, WHAT IS THE BOOZOOMS ALL ABOUT WHAT IS THAT? WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE BIG BREASTS GOT IT !

WE JUST GOT HERE -BUT YOU ALREADY SAW SOME OF THE CRAZINESS RIGHT? KIND OF HAS IT REALLY ARRIVED, THE PORTABLE DANCING STAGE AND POLE?

NOW WHAT CAN WE DO WITH THIS THING? THIS THING ACTUALLY FITS ANYWHERE, IT CAN GO IN FRATERNITY HOUSES, DORM ROOMS, ANYWHERE YOU CAN HIDE IT FROM YOUR WIFE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOUR KIDS POLE COMES OUT, TUCKS UNDER THE BED

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? JUST HERE TO CHECK OUT THE EVENT? OF COURSE -NO, SHE'S GOING TO TEAR IT UP ON THE POLE RIGHT NOW OKAY, BRING IT ON, THERE SHE GOES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO HERE? I'M GOING TO SPANK HER ASS

GIVE US A LITTLE POST ON THAT, HOW WAS THAT? THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN AWESOME FIRM ENOUGH? YEAH -BETTER THAN MY BELT OR WHAT?

TELL US ABOUT THE PRODUCT OH, THEY ARE VERY GOOD FEELING IF YOU HAVE ON YOUR BUTT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU SMACK IT PLEASE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU

HOW YOU FEEL? I LOVE IT THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU TOO SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW AT 6

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY? -THIS IS WETCOOKIES.COM AND YOUR FAMOUS FOR, OF COURSE YES FOR THE LARGE PENIS PILLOWS AND FOR OUR LITTLE MINI KIND IT WIGGLES A LITTLE IT WIGGLES A LITTLE MORE WE ALSO HAVE OUR PI}ATAS UP THERE SO, YOU KNOW WE'RE A LITTLE ETHNIC AT THIS END OF THE I'VE NEVER SEEN A PENIS PI}ATA BEFORE WELL THERE YOU GO

WE ARE AT THE BOOTY PARLOR AND WE ARE BASICALLY A BEAUTY PARLOR BUT FOR YOUR SEX LIFE SO THIS FOR EXAMPLE IS DESMONT AND IT'S A LITTLE BLING THIS IS WHAT WE CALL ONE OF OUR BAD BOYS HIS DOLPHIN VIBRATES AND THEN THE REAL TRICK IS THESE WHIRLING METAL BALLS INSIDE ANTONIO IS PRETTY FIERCE THIS IS WHAT WE CALL OUR LIP TRICK LOOKS JUST LIKE A LIPSTICK, YOU CAN KEEP IT IN YOUR PURSE YOU CAN KEEP IT IN YOUR GLOVE BOX AND EVEN WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP IT STILL LOOKS LIKE LIPSTICK BUT IT'S GOT A LITTLE SECRET WHAT IS IT'S SECRET? TURN IT ON OH IT VIBRATES LIKE CRAZY IT VIBRATES LIKE CRAZY

HELLO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE PRODUCT THAT YOU GUYS HAVE PLEASE PASTEASE

AND I SEE YOU GUYS ARE WEARING THEM WE ARE AND TASTY WEAR EDIBLE UNDERPANTS YUMMY A LITTLE UH, LOOKED LIKE LITTLE CANDIES ON THERE YES THEY ARE LITTLE CANDIES EVEN PASTEASE WITH CANDIES TOO YOU CAN EVEN USE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT AN ABACUS LIKE IF YOU WANT TO CALCULATE THE TIP IN A RESTAURANT YOU CAN PULL OUT YOUR, AM I RIGHT? IS THAT CALLED AN ABACUS, THANK YOU MY BUSINESS IS TO MAKE SURE THAT THE WOMEN LOOK HOT AND THE MEN ARE SATISFIED WITH MY GOODS A LOT OF PLACES THEY JUST SHOUT OUT THE WEBSITE, YOU SAID NO WAY! LOOK AT MY SH# T I DON'T NEED TO PROMOTE BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU PUT IT ON, IT'S SELF PROMOTION IT'S BLACK PEARL INTIMATES

THOSE ARE HOT THIS LITTLE LACE TOP WITH THE LITTLE BOOTY SHORTS, REALLY HOT THERE WE GO THAT'S FANTASTIC -IT'S THE CROTCH LESS WHISTLE PANTY FUNCTIONAL YOU NEED HELP? WHERE'S THE BUSH THERE I AM

THAT'S MY FAVORITE LET ME SPANK YOU DOES IT HURT? FEELS GOOD -DOES IT REALLY? CAN WE DO IT WITH OUR CLOTHES ON? YEAH WE CAN DO IT WITH CLOTHES ON

THAT WAS NICE THANKS GLEN THAT WAS SOME BAD AUDIO ON THAT LAST BLOCK OF THE SHOW

YOUR DONE, NO I'M GOING TO MORE, I'M JUST TAKING A BREAK RIGHT NOW OH, YOUR TAKING A BREAK, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK TOO TELL THEM NOT TO GO AWAY BECAUSE YOUR HOT DON'T GO AWAY CAUSE I'M HOT AND I WANT TO SPANK YOU TOO

EROTICA IS ABOUT EVERYTHING EROTIC AND EXOTIC EVERYTHING SEXUAL, ABOUT YOUR FANTASIES TOYS, CLOTHING, WOMEN SEXY MEN, IT'S HERE

NOW WE SAW YOU EARLIER IN THE SHOW AND YOU HAD JUST ARRIVED NOW, I NOTICE YOU HAVE A BAG I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU BUT WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR? I CAME IN HERE YESTERDAY, I GOT ME SOME TOYS, I'VE NEVER HAD TOYS BEFORE, I WENT HOME AND PLAYED WITH THEM LAST NIGHT AND I HAD SO MUCH DAMN FUN, I'M LIKE I WANT TO GET SOME MORE DUDE THAT'S A GREAT HAT -THANKS DUDE WHAT IS IN YOUR BAG RIGHT NOW? I GOT A T-SHIRT LET'S SEE UM, A BUNCH OF PORN OH, DUDE SOME SILLY PUTTY WHAT DO YOU USE THE SILLY PUTTY FOR? DUDE, UH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION

HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING THAT REALLY SHOCKED YOU, KIND OF WILD AND CRAZY IN THAT ROOM RIGHT THERE IS SOME GIRL SAT ON MY BOYS FACE SHE SAT ON MY FACE I GOT SPANKED EARLIER -REALLY? WHY? -I DON'T KNOW I WASN'T BAD, WAS I BAD? NO. I WASN'T BAD, SHE JUST SPANKED ME REALLY? YOU EVER BEEN SPANKED? -SOMETIMES IN PRIVATE WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE HERE, THIS LOOKS TOO INTERESTING, YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO OUR VIEWERS THIS IS THE ANEROS, THIS IS A MALE G SPOT STIMULATOR AND THE G SPOT FOR A GUY IS IN THEIR PROSTATE OR IT IS THEIR PROSTATE IS THAT A THEORY OR IS THAT FACT? IT'S ACTUAL MEDICAL FACT YOUR PROSTATE IS NOT ONLY AN ORGAN, IT'S A MUSCLE JUST LIKE YOUR HEART SO HOW YOU WORK OUT YOUR HEART TO BE NICE AND HEALTHY, YOU WANT TO WORK OUT YOUR PROSTATE BECAUSE YOUR PROSTATE IS THE HEART OF YOUR NETHER REGIONS GOT YA AND HOW IT WORKS, IS YOU INSERT IT ANALLY ANNUALLY? ANALLY OH GOTCHA BECAUSE ONCE A YEAR, MAYBE I CAN DO IT YOU USE YOUR PC MUSCLES AND YOUR SPHINCTER MUSCLES TO CONTRACT IT, THE CONTRACTION CAUSES IT TO PIVOT AND THE PIVOT IS WHAT MASSAGES YOUR PROSTATE THIS IS THE PERINEUM TAB YOU LOST ME AT STICK THAT IN MY ASS

YOU GOTTA TELL US ABOUT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT RIGHT HERE THIS IS A FIRST PC DOLL A TORSO, WE SELL THEM IN TORSO FORM HOW DID THAT FEEL? -GREAT REAL NICE AND SOFT EVERYONE IS GIVING IT A SQUEEZE THE ORAL ENTRY RIGHT THERE WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THESE? YOU PLAY WITH THEM HOWEVER YOU WANT IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION THIS IS IT, I'M FIRED WHAT DO YOU THINK? -VERY NICE, VERY REALISTIC

THIS ONE FEELS REALLY GOOD

WHAT ABOUT THE NO LEGS THING A LITTLE SCARY YOU HAVE TO GET THE FULL DOLL RIGHT THERE THAT ONE IS EVEN SCARIER SHE'S YOUR PERSONAL COMPANION MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT ONE OF THOSE IN THE EDIT BAY FOR JASON RIGHT? SPANK HER

TELL THEM ABOUT THE EVENT PLEASE IT'S FUN, SEXY, A LOT OF PEOPLE HOT GIRLS, VERY HOT GIRLS DID YOU JUST COME OUT OF THE BLUE SECTION? IS THAT THE BLUE SECTION? YEAH IS IT CRAZY IN THERE? -IT WAS A LOT OF FUN WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON THE BLUE CARPET TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BLUE CARPET BLUE CARPET MERCHANTS! I'M ON THE BLUE OH NO, OUR FRIENDS C'MERE YOU'RE HERE AGAIN NO, NO LISTEN YOU GUYS HAVE REALLY DONE IT NOW YOUR ON THE BLUE CARPET YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEANS YOUR CRAZY CAUSE THIS IS LIKE THE QUADRUPLE X RATED SECTION REALLY? WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YEAH, YOU DID YOU GUYS, I'M NOT BUYING THE INNOCENT THING YOU GOT SOME STYLE, WELL YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS GOT TO DRESS UP, LOOK YOUR BEST RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW SCORPION OF FLESH BEST KNOWN AS THE ROYAL HIGHNESS YOU KNOW THE FINEST LAY IT DOWN, LAY IT DOWN, DO IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY THE REAL AMERICAN WAY YOU KNOW CAN I TRY ON THE COAT? -YEAH SURE THING

AS SOON AS I PUT THIS BAD BOY ON, WHOLE NEW GUY WATCH THIS HEY, HOW YOU DOING? HEY, C'MERE C'MERE (LAUGHS)

SO EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO? WELL, I USED TO HAVE A T.V. SHOW WHAT UP LITTLE DAWG RIGHT HERE HOW YOU DOING? I'M GOOD HOW DO YOU LIKE THE COAT? -I LIKE IT, IT'S CUTE IS IT WORKING FOR ME? -YEAH TELL US WHAT YOUR ROLE IN ALL THIS IS I'M NOT DOING NOTHING BAD I'M JUST A MODEL I DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES FOR MONEY THANK YOU AND THAT GOES FOR ME

MY MAN HERE IS ANOTHER GUY WITH A LOT OF STYLE TAKE NOTES HOW ARE YOU DOING? -ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT JUST OUT HERE PROMOTING A MOVIE

OH MAN IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF PIMPS, A WHOLE LOT OF HO'S A WHOLE LOT OF BEAUTIFUL SEX SCENES, IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT BUDDY, TELL US WHAT YOU GOT OH THIS RIGHT HERE NOW WE GOT TO STAY WET LACE WITH THE GATORS U UNDERSTAND ME? THAT'S THAT ALLIGATOR THEN I HAD TO GO AND ACCENT IT OFF WITH THE YELLOW TO GO WITH THE GOLD WITHIN THE MOUTH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PLEASE CAN WE SEE THE ONE WITH THE GOLD FRONT

WE GOT A LITTLE TIP TO COME HERE BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE CRAZY AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ABSOLUTELY, FABULOUSLY, INSANELY WILD WE MIGHT GET FIRED OVER THIS ONE YOU MIGHT GET FIRED, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY MISS BRITNEY ANDREWS HAD SOME KIND OF PLAY IN YOUR GETTING FIRED I THINK THE CLOCK IS OUR FRIEND THIS WEEK BECAUSE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME AND IT COULD COME A MOMENT TOO SOON SO UH, MY WORK HERE IS DONE NOW DO YOU, THAT TOP IS VERY LOW, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE RUDE BUT YOU KNOW SORRY I WAS BEING HONEST ALL RIGHT WE ARE DONE HERE, THANK THEM FOR WATCHING THEY WATCHED THIS WHOLE SHOW THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, LOVE YOU OH, AND HER GET ME OUT OF THIS FRAME IT'S ALL HER GOOD BYE