Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 110

Episode Title: NFL Poker in Sin City

Description: Nothing like a trip to Sin City for some fun. NFL players will be competing, the parties will be awesome, and sleeping is not an option.

Transcript:

BREAKING NEWS, WE ARE IN LAS VEGAS THIS WEEK MY FRIENDS I LOVE LAS VEGAS HOLY SH# T SEE MY T.V. FRIENDS OUT THERE, HI GUYS RAY CROCKET I FORGOT YOU GUYS RECORDING IT AND DONALD DRIVER INVITED US HERE I'M TELLING EVERYONE RAY CROCKET CHEATS FOR A LITTLE NFL POKER IN SIN CITY WHEN YOU GET A BUNCH OF BIG, ROWDY FOOTBALL PLAYERS TOGETHER AND ALCOHOL, LORD KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WE ARE X RATED

WELCOME TO THE SHOW AND WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS WHY ARE WE HERE? AN NFL PLAYERS POKER TOURNAMENT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU? I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO US IT'S A GREAT EXCUSE TO COME TO THIS PLACE WHICH IS GUARANTEED TO ENTERTAIN, WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO NFL PLAYERS, WE'RE GOING TO SEE SOME POKER IT'S GOING TO GET DARK, WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO CRAZY HAMMERED PEOPLE AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO SAY GOOD BYE AND THAT'S THE SHOW IT'S GOING TO INCLUDE EVERYTHING SO TO START THINGS OFF LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS, THEY'RE DOING SOME LESSONS, SOME POKER LESSONS FOR THE NFL PLAYERS

IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL THAT LOOKS GOOD, GO ALL IN BUT REMEMBER ONCE YOU DO AND IF YOU LOSE THEM, THEY'RE GONE ALL RIGHT LET ME EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE WHAT'S GOING ON THIS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, DUH, IS DONALD DRIVER NOW THIS IS PARTLY YOUR EVENT RIGHT? RIGHT. ME AND RAY CROCKETT'S WE DECIDED THAT WE WANTED TO PUT ON A POKER TOURNAMENT YOU KNOW FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH, YOU KNOW THE BIGGEST THING IS THAT WE WANT TO HAVE FUN YOU CAN'T THROW THAT AWAY, THIS ISN'T BLACKJACK IS IT TOUGH GETTING CROCKETT UP THIS EARLY? YEAH, YOU KNOW CROCKETT DON'T SLEEP, HE PROBABLY ALREADY UP HE'S PROBABLY AT THE TABLES ALL NIGHT LONG SO, I'M HOPING THAT HE'LL BE HERE IN A LITTLE BIT HE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME SO HE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN IS HE GOOD? -FROM WHAT I KNOW HE'S A GOOD CHEATER I'M TELLING EVERYONE RAY CROCKETT CHEATS YOU REMEMBER THAT, I'M TELLING YOU

WHO HAS JUST NO POKER GAME? OH, THE PERSON THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW THE BASIC OF THE GAME? IT'S NATE WAYNE -PERIOD I'M TALKING ABOUT PERIOD, DON'T KNOW, HE DOESN'T GAMBLE, HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING I THINK THE BOY JUST KNOW HOW TO EAT, SLEEP, AND PLAY FOOTBALL I'M NOT A GAMBLING MAN, SEE HE'S NOT A GAMBLING MAN I WORK TOO HARD FOR MY MONEY CAN'T LOOSE IT EASY -HE'S SMART HE'S A SMART GUY

HE CAN PLAY THOUGH, HUH? YEAH, YEAH THE GOOD THAT IS THE MAN MIKE MCKENZIE HOW YOU DOING MAN? ART MANN, NICE TO MEET YOU I'M HERE TO JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU KNOW REALLY SUPPORT -AND WIN WELL I MEAN IT'S MANDATORY FOR THE WIN I MEAN THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING

BUT WE SEE SOME JUST CRAZINESS? YEAH I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW 'EM ANYTHING, I PRETTY MUCH SMILE SO I GUESS IF I DON'T SMILE PEOPLE THINK I'M SERIOUS SO I'M NOT GOING TO SMILE TONIGHT, THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LOOK -THAT'S NOT BAD LET'S SEE MCKENZIE (LAUGHS) ALL THE CARDS THE SMILE AND THE SHADES IT'S WORKING THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LOOK (LAUGHS)

WE'RE WAITING ON RAY WHEN CAN WE EXPECT TO SEE HIM? -WHAT TIME THE TOURNAMENT START? 2 O'CLOCK? 2 O'CLOCK AND THERE HE GOES, I TOLD YOU HE SHOWS UP WHEN HE WANTS TO OH, NO AND THERE GO YOUR MAN 2 O'CLOCK -LOOK AT THE OUTFIT SHORTS HEY I'M GONNA BE ON TIME SEE I DON'T NEED POKER LESSONS BECAUSE I PLAY POKER, SO I'M WINNING THE TOURNAMENT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING I'M NOT CHEATING, I'M LETTING YOU KNOW UP FRONT, I'M NOT CHEATING I WILL WIN THE POKER TOURNAMENT THAT'S INTERESTING THAT WHEN HE WASN'T HERE WE WERE ACCUSING HIM OF CHEATING AND HE SHOWS UP AND THE FIRST THING HE'S SAYING IS I DON'T CHEAT YOU SEE WHAT I SAID, MONEY THIS IS WHEN YOU PLAY 40 YEARS THAT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY 40 YEARS

I DO NOT CHEAT BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW WE WERE EVEN ACCUSING YOU OF CHEATING CAUSE MY EARS WERE BURNING YOU KNOW WHEN YOU FROM THE SOUTH, THAT'S THAT COUNTRY SAYING WHEN YOUR EARS BURNING, SOMEONE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU, THAT JUST SHOWING YOU, YOU GONNA LIVE A LONG TIME YOU WALKING WITH THE DEVIL WHAT'S CROCKETT'S POKER FACE?

NOT BAD -THAT AIN'T SCARING NOBODY YOU GUYS ARE READY, YOUR READY, REMEMBER I DO NOT CHEAT WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING, DID WE? ALWAYS GUILTY WHEN YOU COME IN AND SAY YOU DON'T CHEAT, YOUR ALWAYS GUILTY, REMEMBER THAT IN A COURT OF LAW, HE'S GUILTY HE JUST TOLD ON HIMSELF, WATCH OUT I NEED SOMEONE TO BE REMOVED, HE WAS OVER THERE IN THE COACHING SESSION, PRETTY MUCH YOU KNOW COACHING AND PRETTY MUCH GETTING EVERYBODY'S STRATEGY AND SOMEHOW HE ENDS UP AT OUR TABLE, HE KNOWS I'M PRETTY MUCH THE FRONT RUNNER IN THE TOURNAMENT I'M THE FRONT RUNNER WELL YOU BEEN MISINFORMED THAT'S OKAY THAT'S OKAY BUT I'M JUST GOING TO POINT HIM OUT SO POINT 'EM OUT YOU SEE THAT, SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU MESSED UP ALREADY SEE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRACTICING, HE ALREADY LOST IN POKER YOU NEVER POINT 'EM OUT, YOU WINK YOU WINK BUT I DON'T CHEAT, REMEMBER THAT DID YOU ACCUSE HIM OF CHEATING? I NEVER USE THOSE WORDS LOOK AT THOSE BOOTS THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING TODAY I'LL TELL YOU A LOT OF THESE GUYS THEY'RE REALLY INTO GETTING A POKER FACE GOING DID YOU SEE A LOT OF THE POKER FACES? LET'S SEE YOUR POKER FACE THAT'S NOT BAD I'M INTIMIDATED OVER HERE SEE I TOOK A COUPLE STEPS BACK YEAH I SAW THAT I CAN SEE SWEATING

I NOTICE THAT MCKENZIE ALWAYS HAS ALL THE LADIES AROUND HIM OH YEAH, SHE'S BEEN HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM HOPEFULLY THAT'LL BE HIS ONLY LUCK IN HIS GAME

THIS IS THE GUY

THIS IS GOOD -DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW?

DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING HERE? I LEARNED A LITTLE BIT SO WE'LL SEE JUST LOOK AT MY FACE WHEN I WALK OUT OF HERE, THAT'LL TELL YOU IF I DID GOOD OR NOT HAVE YOU EVALUATED HIS GAME AT ALL? UM, NO I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET YOUR NOT SHOWING YOUR CARDS YET? HE'S SITTING NEXT TO ME SO HE'LL DO OKAY

AFTER THE BREAK, MORE POKER WITH THESE JOKERS THAT'S CALLED GOING ALL IN ALL IN WATCH, RING, AND THIS IS CALLED ALL OUT PLUS WE WILL PARTY UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP HELLO SUN

ITS GAME ON HUH? GAME ON, IT'S ALL IN TO WIN, THERE IT IS EXPLAIN BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENS TO GUYS LIKE ME THAT HAVE NO CLUE HOW A POKER TOURNAMENT WORKS THE SHORT VERSION YOU GET LUCKY YOU WIN, YOU DON'T YOU LOSE THAT'S THE OBJECT MOST POKER TOURNAMENTS ARE ELIMINATION STYLE TOURNAMENTS AND YOUR BASICALLY TRYING TO ADVANCE YOU MIND SHOWING US YOUR POKER FACE RIGHT NOW

THAT'S SCARY RIGHT THERE THAT IS ONE OF THE SCARIEST ONES UH HUH, -I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE

WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IS I DID SPEAK THESE WORDS EARLIER, I POINTED THE GUY OUT TO YOU I GAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU JUST HOW IT HAPPENED AND HEAD TO HEAD THE GENTLEMAN THAT I POINTED OUT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE THE GUY THAT I LOST TO THAT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE THE GUY WHO WAS WATCHING AND COACHING SO I MEAN RAY SAY HE DOESN'T CHEAT OR ANYTHING BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENED I WAS THAT GUY AND I ASKED COULD HE BE REMOVED FROM MY TABLE HE'S A RIVERBOAT GAMBLER, CORNERBACK, FIRST OUT MIKE MCKENZIE

LOOK WHAT, I SEE I'M TELLING YOU, YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH A FEMALE IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR!

SEE HOW THE WOMEN DO IT, THEY KNOW HOW TO HIDE THEIR CARDS AND EVERYTHING US, WE JUST GO LIKE THIS

WOMEN ARE LIKE YOU KNOW YOU NEVER CATCH A WOMAN CHEATING, I TELL YOU THEY'RE TOO SECRETIVE

I DIDN'T LOSE I GAVE UP THAT'S A BETTER WORD FOR LOSING RIGHT? IT'S KIND OF DIFFERENT THOUGH I THINK IT IMPLIES THAT YOU HAD CONTROL OVER IT I GAVE MY CHIPS AWAY, I DIDN'T LOSE MINE BECAUSE REMEMBER I SAID I WAS GOING TO WIN I DIDN'T LOSE I GAVE MY CHIPS AWAY OH... AND THAT'S LUCK, THAT'S A HALL OF FAME THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BECOME A CANDIDATE FOR THE HALL OF FAME, MR. STEVE ATWATER THEY GIVE CHIPS AWAY STEVE SAY SOMETHING STEVE, WHAT WAS YOUR LOOK I'M RICH! THAT'S CALLED GOING ON ALL IN ALL IN WATCH, RING, WHATEVER ELSE HE HAS ALL IN, SEE I JUST HERE AND THIS CALLED ALL OUT

WHOA I SEE SOME SHORT STACKS ON THIS TABLE WHEN YOU GET BIG TIME, YOU CARRY YOUR CHIPS IN A TRAY THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHIPS FOR YOUR POCKET YOU GET A TRAY SEE THAT'S POCKET CHANGE THIS RIGHT HERE YOU CAN PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR POCKET WHEN YOU WEAR STUFF LIKE THIS YOU CAN ALWAYS GET SOME TOO THEY NEED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF IT FROM SAYING RAY CROCKETT TO DONALD DRIVER THEY NEED TO SAY DONALD DRIVER TO RAY CROCKETT BECAUSE HE DID NOT FINISH FIRST, SO HE CANNOT BE FIRST LET ME CHANGE GUESS WHAT, IT DOESN'T MATTER, WE'RE BOTH OVER COMMENTATING WHILE THEY'RE PLAYING THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE

SO THAT MEANS YOU HAVE ABOUT $22 AND I HAVE ABOUT $13 YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED I'M HERE TO SAY YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED THIS AIN'T HIS FIRST OUT #1, #1

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING, I REALLY THINK IT'S GOING TO BE FLOSEL YOU KNOW I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE ATWATER STEVE'S DROPPING NO, STEVE'S UP NOW THEY'RE BOTH SCARING ME SO I'LL VOTE FOR TY WELL LETS JUST SEE WHICH ONE, FLOSELL OR STEVE, WHICH ONE CAN HIT HARDER OH, YOU GOTTA GO ATWATER

THIS IS THE FINAL TABLE IT'S HOT, IT'S GETTING REAL HOT IN HERE I DID NOT CHEAT, I DID NOW KNOW MY PARTNER WAS THIS GOOD, I DIDN'T KNOW I DIDN'T KNOW, I DIDN'T CHEAT

IT'S THE FINAL TABLE, TAKE A LOOK AROUND TAKE A LOOK AROUND IT'S THE FINAL TABLE WE ENDED UP 1, 2, 3 CELEBRITIES NOT BAD, NOT BAD THE PROBLEM IS YOU, YOU FOOTBALL PLAYERS DON'T GAMBLE NO, THE PROBLEM IS WE DON'T GAMBLE WELL

BIG HAND FOR ME

THERE GOES MR. ATWATER SAY GOODBYE TO THE BAD GUY WHAT HAPPENED? YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED FROM THE START, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME PLAYING POKER SO, UH.. -REALLY, YOU MADE IT THAT FAR I THINK YOUR PROVING THAT THERE IS SOMEWHAT OF A GAME OF CHANCE THING HAPPENING YOU KNOW WHAT THE KEY WAS? WHEN I STARTED LOSING A LOT OF MY CHIPS I TOOK A BREAK CONSERVED MY MONEY KICK BACK, PLAY IT SAFE, GET SOMETHING TO EAT A LOT OF PEOPLE LOST THEIR MONEY THEN CAME BACK IN AT THE END I GOTTA SAY -THAT'S THE KEY TO THE GAME I GOTTA SAY IT'S KIND OF SCARY TO HAVE STEVE ATWATER'S HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER LIKE THIS IT'S A BIG ARM

WE GOT ALL THE CHIPS BABY

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT RAY WE WANT THEM CHIPS DAWG ONE THING YOU GOTTA REMEMBER HE AIN'T WEARING NOTHING HIM HE'S THE LUCKILY ONE NOW HE'S LUCKY, HE'S GOT HIS MAMA HERE HIS DADDY HERE, THAT'S LUCK I AIN'T GOT NOBODY HERE WE LOVE THE KIDS, IT'S ALL ABOUT FAIR DO THEY LOOK LIKE FAMILY? -THIS IS MY BROTHER

RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK, WE'RE GOING TO RAIN YOU KNOW THAT RAIN, I WILL BE THERE

WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS, SEE YOU THERE YEAH WE'RE GOING TO RAIN BUT WE'RE ALSO GOING TO CHECK OUT AN AFTER HOURS PARTY AT DRAKES DO NOT GO AWAY THERE IS STUFF GOING ON WE CAN'T EVEN SHOW PEOPLE YEAH, A LOT OF STUFF

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS IT IS NIGHTTIME NOW, WE ARE DONE PLAYING POKER BUT WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THE NFL PLAYERS WE'RE INSIDE CLUB RAIN, THEY HAVE TWO SKY BOXES UP THERE, WE'RE GOING TO GO SEE WHAT THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO AND WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT SOME VEGAS NIGHT LIFE SO WELCOME BACK AND GET READY TO PARTY, LET'S DO THIS C'MON

UH OH, WHERE YOU GOIN? I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS MAN I'M GONNA GO GET MY DANCE ON MAN SEE I WALK THROUGH THE CLUB AND I GET PUSHED AROUND WHY IS THAT? -BECAUSE I'M TINY YOU AIN'T THAT TINY

OH YEAH, HERE WE GO ARE WE HAVING A GOOD TIME? GIMME THAT MICROPHONE HEY, FOLLOW US IN, C'MON FOLLOW US IN AT A RAY CROCKETT CHARITY FUNCTION THIS IS HOW IT GOES DOWN YOU GOTTA HAVE GOOD FUN GOOD WOMEN, C'MON BACK WE GONNA GO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BACK TO GET A VIEW GET A VIEW WE ARE X RATED WE HAVE A GREAT TIME, WE DO WHAT WE DO WE HAVE A GREAT TIME, WE HAVING FUN, EVERYBODY IS UP HERE HAVING FUN SO, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE VIEW OUT THERE IT LOOK REAL GOOD BUT I DON'T WANT TO PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY WIFE TO HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD THIS IS A VEGAS OUTFIT RIGHT HERE YOU THINK SO? YOU LIKE IT? LIKE THE BELT? IT'S FUN, IT'S BLING BLING I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT A LOT OF GUYS ARE CHECKING YOU OUT ARE THEY? I DIDN'T NOTICE, IT'S KIND OF DARK IN HERE YOU NOTICE! -I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT FLASHY THE BELT IS IT'S NOT FLASHY BUT YOU JUST LOOK BEAUTIFUL OH, THANK YOU IT'S CLASSY SEXY I LOVE THESE GUYS, THEY ACT LIKE THEY'RE ALL SHY

GIVE THAT MIC UP MAN! WHAT GOES IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS AND THAT'S SPOKEN FROM SOMEONE WHO IS FROM VEGAS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD THIS IS MR. TODD SCOTT T SCOTT IN THE HOUSE GETTING DOWN WITH RAY CROCKETT IN VEGAS AT A CELEBRITY EVENT DOING IT LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES IT FIRST CLASS, THE ONLY WAY TO COME THROUGH HOUSTON IS THE HOUSE AND IF YOU MISSED IT, YOU MISSED YOU MISSED IT LOOK, THIS IS HOW WE FLOW, SEE THIS THIS IS RAY CROCKETT IN THE HOUSE AND IF YOU MISSED THIS YOU BETTER COME NEXT YEAR, YOU BETTER COME NEXT YEAR

ALL RIGHT TELL EVERYBODY, WHERE ARE YOU FROM FIRST OF ALL DALLAS, TEXAS NOW YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD FOR YOUR BACHLORETTE PARTY WHY DO YOU COME TO VEGAS? IT'S THE BIGGEST PARTY ARE YOUR GIRLS GETTING A LITTLE CRAZY HERE? WE'RE GETTING MORE THAN CRAZY, WE'RE GETTING VERY CRAZY

OUR WHOLE SHOW TONIGHT HAS BEEN ABOUT POKER, ARE YOU GUYS POKER PLAYERS? NO. NOT REALLY BUT I'D LIKE TO LEARN WELL I'M NOT THE GUY TO TEACH YOU, I DON'T KNOW CRAP ABOUT POKER

DESCRIBE RAIN TO THEM RAIN IS HOT, IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO COME KICK IT OUT, HAVE SOME DRINKS, HAVE A GOOD TIME AND THERE'S LIKE FIRE AND STUFF THAT COMES OUT LOVE THE FIRE, IT'S HOT SEE HOW PACKED IT IS IT'S FULL OF PEOPLE FOLKS WHAT'S GOING ON, IT'S 2 A.M. IN MOST CITIES THAT MEANS JUST HEAD BACK TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM, CALL IT A NIGHT IN VEGAS, IT MEANS JUMP IN A CAR AND GO TO THE NEXT CLUB I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW THEY DO IT HERE AT THE PALMS, WATCH THIS

C'MERE PLEASE, OH NOTHING JUST A LITTLE RIDE IN MY SCLADE ALL RIGHT, WE'RE OUT

WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW? -LAS VEGAS BABY WE'RE IN DRAYS THOUGH -DRAYS THIS IS THE AFTER HOURS SPOT -THAT'S WHAT I HEAR WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW? -IF YOU'RE HERE, THAT MEANS IT'S THE AFTER HOURS SPOT 3:30 IT'S STILL EARLY, THEY JUST OPENED 3:30 A.M. AND THIS CLUB JUST OPENED

HOW YOU DOING? -GREAT NOW I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO THESE GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY UNDERSTAND IT'S LIKE ALMOST 4 A.M. -YES. THIS PLACE JUST OPENED -YES HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PARTYING? A LONG TIME

SO AT THIS HOUR WE'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT POKER ANYMORE RIGHT? NO. WE'RE THINKING ABOUT ALCOHOL, WOMEN,

C'MON I WANT TO SEE YOU DANCE LIKE HIM OH, I CAN'T DANCE THAT CRAZY WHAT IS THAT CALLED, THEY MUST HAVE A NAME FOR THAT IT'S CALLED PSYCHONESS

THERE IS STUFF GOING ON WE CAN'T EVEN SHOW PEOPLE YEAH, A LOT OF STUFF I GOTTA GIVE 'EM A LITTLE INFORMATION, WE'RE LIKE TWO STORIES UNDERGROUND BENEATH THE BARBARY COAST RIGHT? ACTUALLY IT USED TO BE MCDONALDS IT WASN'T AS CRAZY AS IT IS NOW

ALL YOU GUYS ARE FROM NEW ENGLAND? YES, WE ARE, WE'RE FROM BOSTON

THANK YOU VERY MUCH THESE ARE MY PEEPS, I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS SOX! -AND PATRIOTS !

I EXPECTED SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? I EXPECTED THIS HOW'S THE PARTY GOING, HOW'S THE BACHLORETTE PARTY GOING? AWESOME HE'S SO DRUNK HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, BUT I KNOW WHERE WE ARE ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE I WANT TO SEE IF IT'S BRIGHT OUT

YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING AT WHAT THE SKY LOOKS LIKE RIGHT BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP WE'RE JUST GETTING BACK TO OUR HOTEL WE'VE EXPERIENCED QUITE A NIGHT THIS IS THE CITY YOU JUST WANT TO PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG LAS VEGAS AND I NEED SOMEONE TO BACK ME UP ON WHAT TIME IT IS HERE IN CASE YOU THINK WE DID THE SKY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ILM OR SOMETHING ANYBODY HAVE A WATCH?

WHAT TIME IS IT? UH 4:50 LET'S ROUND THAT OFF, SOUNDS A LITTLE MORE IMPRESSIVE 5 O'CLOCK 5 A.M. THERE YOU GO ABSOLUTELY AND PEOPLE THINK WE DON'T WORK HARD OH YOU GUYS WORK THE HARDEST MAN YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME TOO 5 A.M. WE ARE DONE, WE THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING

THIS IS MY BUDDY RIGHT HERE WHAT'S UP MR. MANN? DUDE JUST TO BACK US UP ONE MORE TIME WHILE WE RUN THE CREDITS HERE, WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S 5 IN THE A.M. THANK YOU, SEE THAT THAT WAS JUST RIGHT THERE, THAT WAS ALL SPONTANEOUS BACK ME UP, IT'S 5 A.M. WHAT'S UP? WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN? WE'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE WE'VE BEEN ALL OVER SO FUN! WE LOVE VEGAS! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? IT'S LIKE 10 IN THE MORNING, IT'S COOL I'LL TELL YOU, HOLD ON 4:34 4:34 NO IT'S NOT IT'S 6:34 IN THE MORNING B# TCH 4:58 HOWDY LET'S JUST SEE IF YOU ARE DRUNK RIGHT NOW, LET'S DO A LITTLE MATH BETTER THAN MATH, JUST SOME TRIVIA QUESTIONS ARE YOU DOWN WITH THAT? -I'M DOWN, I'M DOWN ALL RIGHT NAME THE THREE DIFFERENT BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT LEGISLATIVE, JUDICIAL AND EXECUTIVE

OH, DAMN! YOU WANT TO TRY IT, I'M MORE THAN DRUNK, I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME I WAS AT A HYPNOTIST SHOW YEAH YOU MY FRIEND HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN I CAN TELL I HAD A BLAST WHY IS THE SKY GETTING BRIGHT OVER THERE IT'S THE SUN COMING UP IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN VEGAS BABY SAY HELLO TO THE SUN HELLO SUN