Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 109

Episode Title: Craziness in Austin

Description: The show travels to Devil's Cove in Austin, Texas, for an amazing annual party of beer, boats, and beautiful people.

Transcript:

WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS! WE'RE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS FOR THE BIGGEST DAMN PARTY IN THE WORLD! LET'S HEAR IT!

LAKE LIFE, AUSTIN, TEXAS (SCREAMS) BOOBS EVERYWHERE, HOT GIRLS EVERYWHERE

MORE BOOBS OR MORE BOATS? -BOOBS

THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD COME TO HERE

TEAM WASTED

I FOUND THE PARTY RIGHT HERE

YOUR IN AUSTIN, TEXAS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD NO, YOU CAN'T TUNE AWAY, IT GETS BETTER THIS IS JUST STARTING OUT

TRUST ME, FOLKS WE NAMED THIS ONE RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR SOME CRAZINESS IN AUSTIN

YOU GUYS, THIS IS PERFECT, THIS PLACE WE'RE HEADED RIGHT HERE IS CALLED DEVIL'S COVE AND TELL THEM PLEASE WHAT HAPPENS IN DEVIL'S COVE IT GETS CRAZY? -HOW MANY BOATS WILL WE SEE IN THERE 100, 200? HUNDREDS BUT IT'S LIKE SPRING BREAK EVERY WEEKEND OH, SO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND EVERY WEEKEND, EVEN IF IT'S CLOUDY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT POURING WE'RE OUT DO WE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BOAT WE'RE ON? IT'S CALLED MILLER TIME BUT HOW BIG IS IT? HOW MUCH BANK DO WE NEED? $350,000 -350 GRAND? THAT'S RIGHT BUDDY I'LL TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING BECAUSE WE GET A LOT OF EMAILS AND THEY SAY HEY WHERE DO I GO TO MEET THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, THINGS LIKE THAT I GOT A TIP FOR YOU, BUY A BOAT LIKE THIS STEP ONE NOT TOO HARD FINDING PASSENGERS ALL RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN DEVIL'S COVE RIGHT THERE

JASON, COME BACK ON THIS BOAT BECAUSE THIS THING IS THE SICKEST BOAT IN HERE AND LET'S WANDER AROUND TELL JASON TO GET ON THIS BOAT JASON GET YOUR ASS ON THIS BOAT

NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT, WE NEED TO SEE GOOD OLD FASHIONED YOU KNOW BOOZING UP THAT'S RIGHT BABY, THAT'S HOW WE DO IT BRIAN MAY, TAKE IT AWAY, THERE YOU GO BABY COULD HAVE BEEN A WORLD RECORD THAT WASN'T BAD, WE GOT A CLOCK ON THAT? 3.2 SECONDS EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, DID WE PICK A SPOT TO PARK? YES, IT'S EARLY SO PEOPLE WILL START TYING UP THEIR BOATS AND THEN EVERYONE CAN JUST HOP FROM BOAT TO BOAT WHAT HAPPENS IF WE RUN OUT OF ALCOHOL? WE WON'T, HAVE YOU SEEN IT DOWN THERE? HEY LADIES GET OVER HERE, WE'RE TAKING JELL-O SHOTS C'MON

I JUST WANT TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THE REASON THAT THIS GUY IS SURROUNDED BY GIRLS IS WHY..TELL THEM UH... -YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN I OWN THE BOAT, YEAH TELL US JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME TECH GUYS OUT THERE, TELL THEM ABOUT THIS BOAT UH, IT'S 44 FEET LONG FORMULA CRUISER GOES ABOUT 80 -IT'S KIND OF SITTING LOW IN THE WATER TODAY, LIKE AS IF YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF CARGO DOWNSTAIRS YEAH, THERE'S ABOUT 500 BEERS, 450 JELL-O SHOTS AND ONLY 50 PEOPLE AND WHAT AND SOME REAL ONES, SOME FAKE BOOBS AND SOME REAL ONES

HI, MY FRIENDS IT'S STARTING TO TAKE SHAPE, IF YOU LOOK AROUND JUST SHOW THEM JASON, EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ANOTHER BOAT IS COMING IN JUST ADDING ONTO THIS THING YOU LOOK OVER HERE, IN THE LAST LIKE 10 MINUTES WE'VE ADDED LIKE 8 BOATS

LET'S TELL THEM WHAT'S UP, IT'S LIKE 150 DEGREES THE SHORTS AREN'T WORKING FOR THIS GUY, A LITTLE TOO SHORT (LAUGHS)

BUT IT'S LIKE 150 DEGREES IT'S WAY EARLY IT'S HOT IN AUSTIN, TEXAS TODAY BUT WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE TEMPERATURES IS DO WE? NO, CAUSE WE'RE ALL GETTING WET COME GET IN THE WATER WITH US IT'S MUCH SEXIER WHEN YOUR WET OKAY

NOW MARK, TELL EVERYONE, YOUR OUT HERE, YOUR KIND OF ORCHESTRATING THIS WHOLE THING WHAT'S THE KEY IN PARKING THESE BOATS THERE IS NO KEY REALLY, IT'S ABSOLUTE CHAOS PRETTY MUCH, KIND OF SEMI CONTROLLED CHAOS BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S NOT WORKING VERY WELL NO, IT'S WORKING FINE, BUT WHAT ARE THE RULES, I NOTICE LIKE THIS BOAT RIGHT HERE NO PROBLEM JUST SLIDING RIGHT INTO LINE, WHY IS THAT? WELL, THAT, THAT WOULD BE THE REASON WHY I SEE, HARD TO DAY NO, RIGHT? YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHEN THEY HAVE THAT, IT'S COME ON IN

WHAT ARE WE ON HERE RIGHT NOW? THIS IS A PARTY BARGE ABOUT A 40 FOOT BOAT, BEST WAY TO COME OUT ON THE LAKE WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND JUST GET REALLY TRASHED, HAVE A GOOD TIME WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? -IT'S A BOX OF WINE WE TOOK OFF THE BOX SO NOW IT'S A BAG OF WINE IT'S GOOD STUFF THOUGH YOU WANT SOME WINE? WHOOOO

SHE WANTS IN ON THAT

NICE! (SCREAMS) UH, OH HEY YOU GOT ANOTHER CUSTOMER

WINE IN A BAG, ONLY IN AUSTIN ONLY IN AUSTIN RIGHT HERE, THIS IS SOME TEXAS TRASH LOOK AT THESE GUYS UP HERE, WHAT'S UP?

LOOK AT THIS, WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THIS THING? THIS IS OUR BASICALLY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND TRIP BABY

WE'VE ALL BEEN FRIENDS, WE ALL GREW UP TOGETHER WE'VE ALL BEEN FRIENDS FOREVER

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DRINKING TODAY HAVE YOU? THIS IS MY FIRST ONE

HE'S THROWING UP

WE'RE CELEBRATING LIFE, C'MON WE ONLY HAVE ONE TIME AROUND, SOMEBODY GET LAID

COREY IS GOING TO GET LAID TONIGHT WHO IS? COREY HE'LL GET LAID TONIGHT HEY, GAME ON, SHE SAYS YOUR GETTING LAID TONIGHT NOT ME, I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT DESCRIBE THE WHOLE AUSTIN THING TO PEOPLE OUT THERE BECAUSE THEY'RE A TON OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN TO AUSTIN OKAY, WELL THE LAKE IS GREAT, THE WILDERNESS THE WILD LIFE EVERYTHING IS FABULOUS IF THIS IS WILD LIFE I GUESS IN A DIFFERENT WAY AND THEN THE NIGHT LIFE IS EVEN BETTER SO IT'S FUN, FUN, FUN ALL THE TIME THIS GIRL IS SHOWING US HER BATHING SUIT RIGHT HERE WELL GET HER UP HERE IS THIS A SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BATHING SUIT? THAT'S RIGHT, YES AND THE CROWD HAVE THEY BEEN RESPONDING TO IT? THEY'VE BEEN RESPONDING VERY WELL TO IT, I THINK THEY LOVE IT I THINK THEY DO -I AGREE THEY LEFT THE TAG ON IT, MADE IN BRAZIL NICE I'M SURE MY MOM IS REAL PROUD OF ME RIGHT NOW WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M FROM AUSTRALIA MATE, SYDNEY HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? -MY WIFE'S TEXAN I MET HER OVER HERE ON BUSINESS AND THEN GOT MARRIED AND SHE BROUGHT ME OVER AND UH HERE I AM IN DEVIL'S COVE YOU'VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA RIGHT? -YES SIR THE AUSSIES KNOW HOW TO PARTY RIGHT? ABSOLUTELY GUESS WHAT, THE TEXANS ARE SHOWING YOU HOW TO DO IT IT IS CRAZY OVER HERE, SENSATIONAL PHENOMENAL ALL MY BOYS BACK DOWN UNDER GOOD DAY GUYS, MISSING YOU LIKE CRAZY BUT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU WHEN WE'RE PARTYING UP WITH THESE CRAZY PEOPLE IN TEXAS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE FROM TEXAS EVERYTHING'S BIG IN TEXAS DON'T GO AWAY WE'LL HAVE MORE FROM AUSTIN, RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK

OH MY GOD! WE'RE IN TEXAS, AUSTIN, TEXAS, LOOK OVER HERE THAT IS DEVIL'S COVE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT WE'RE IN IT RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU CAN SEE WHY THIS IS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AND THIS IS ONE OF THE SICKEST DAYTIME PARTIES YOU GUYS WILL EVER SEE WE'RE GOING TO GET ON A LITTLE BOAT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIVE EVEN DEEPER INTO THIS THEY CALL VEGAS SIN CITY, SORRY VEGAS THAT IS SIN CITY, THE FLOATING CITY OF SIN RIGHT THERE DEVIL'S COVE, C'MON

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? -HOUSTON, DALLAS TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S LIKE DOWN HERE ON THIS LAKE THIS IS KICK ASS GETTING DRUNK

ARE YOU LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME OR IS THIS SOMETHING THAT THE LAKE JUST BRINGS OUT OF YOU ? UH, THE LAKE ALWAYS BRINGS IT OUT OF YOU REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE HOLIDAY IS, BUT YEAH PRETTY WILD

HOW DO YOU CONVINCE PEOPLE TO COME OUT ON THE HOUSE BOAT? I DON'T KNOW THEY JUST SHOW UP, THEY HEARD THE REPUTATION WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU CAPTAIN? DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? THEY JUST CALL ME KRAMER, EVERYONE CALLS ME KRAMER IT'S ACTUALLY THE SPECIAL IS THE KRAMER MARTINI RIGHT HERE, IT'S OUR SPECIAL DRINK THE CRAN MARTINI IT LOOKS LIKE LAKE WATER, ANTIFREEZE HAVE SOME, OH YOU CAN'T DRINK ON CAMERA YEAH, THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES WELL I'LL DO IT FOR YOU -OKAY KICK IT DOWN THERE IT IS KRAMER!

OH MAN, KRAMER DOESN'T MESS AROUND

WE'RE ON TOP OF A HOUSE BOAT, IT'S PRETTY SICK HOT TUB RIGHT HERE, FUN PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, WHAT'S UP?

AUSTIN, BLOW YOUR HORNS OFF! TELL ME ABOUT THIS PARTY THAT WE'RE A PART OF RIGHT HERE WE'RE IN DEVILS..(ALL TALKING)

WHO IS DRIVING THAT HOUSE BOAT, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE CLOSE? NICE SAVE

WHAT MAKES A BOAT HOT? WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS? WELL A LOT OF HOT CHICKS WILLING TO DANCE BABE HEY, DOES TEXAS HAVE THE HOTTEST GIRLS OR WHAT? LIKE HONESTLY ANSWER ME THAT QUESTIONS WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? WHAT'S THE DRINK OF CHOICE RIGHT THERE VODKA AND VODKA THAT'S ALL I DRINK SHE'S A LITTLE HUNGRY TOO APPARENTLY AND THERE'S THAT

THE TRIFECTA

HOW CRAZY DO PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY SEE THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET SOME BARBECUE OUT HERE AND NOT HAVE TO JUST EAT, YOU KNOW JUST DRINK BEER WELL WE TRY TO TAME 'EM DOWN A LITTLE BIT THEY'RE FULL OF BEER SO WE NEED TO FILL 'EM FULL OF SOMETHING ELSE HOW MANY SANDWICHES DO YOU THINK YOU SELL IN ONE DAY ON A WEEKEND LIKE THIS, WE'LL SELL 300-400 SANDWICHES I THINK IT'S THE CUTE DELIVERY GIRLS THAT GET THE BARBECUE SOLD THAT'S WHAT I THINK

HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DARLIN' TEAM WASTED (LAUGHS) HEY, YOU'RE A GOOD GUY TO ASK GIVE THEM A HEADS UP, WHAT TIME DID WE START DRINKING TODAY? WE WOKE UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING AND WE WENT TO BED AT 5 IN THE MORNING SO THAT TELLS YOU A LIL SOMETIN, SUMPTIN ABOUT A LIL' SOMETIN SUMPTIN THAT'S HOW WE ROLL HELLO SHOTS STARTED ABOUT WHAT? UH ... 9, 9:30, 10 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AUSTIN BABY ALL DAY AUSTIN!

OH MY GOD ABSOLUTELY SICK WHY IS THIS CALLED DEVIL'S COVE? IT'S CALLED DEVIL'S COVE BECAUSE THERE ARE GIRLS LIKE US AT DEVIL'S COVE WATCH OUT YOUR HORNS ARE COMING OUT

THIS IS CRAZINESS KATIE ANN (CHEERS) HOW ARE YOU? -GOOD HOW ARE YOU? WHERE YOU FROM? -AUSTIN ! DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT DEVIL'S COVE? BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS A DEVIL GETTING LAY IT'S LIKE THE SIN PART OF THE LAYING WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SIN? UH... -ALCOHOL

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT HOW YOU DOING TIMMY? -I'M DOING REALLY GOOD NOW THAT THEY'RE HERE, THANKS FOR SHOWING UP ART

THAT'S HOW WE DO! AUSTIN, TEXAS HOLLAR -THAT GIRL WAS SMILING AT YOU THERE YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE SHE WANTS ME

TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I GOT TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES OVER HERE AND I THINK THEY WANT JELL- O SHOTS AND F# # KING BEER ALL OVER THEM THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET RUBBED OFF WITH MY TONGUE C'MON LET'S HEAR IT ! (CHEERS)

THAT'S A LITTLE KNOWN CENTRAL TEXAS TRADITION WE DON'T REALLY KNOW OUTSIDE OF CENTRAL TEXAS ABOUT THAT BUT AMERICA'S BEEN INTRODUCED

YOU KNOW BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CAN I EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM WHAT? -WE'RE DONE HERE, I KNOW IT'S STRANGE TO LEAVE SUCH A HOT SPOT BUT WE GOTTA SHOW AUSTIN NIGHT LIFE TOO OH, AUSTIN NIGHT LIFE ON 6TH STREET IS THE F# # KING SH# T DUDE THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADING 6TH STREET IS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE IN AUSTIN WE'RE TAKING A QUICK BREAK AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK SOMEONE KEEPS SQUEEZING MY ASS BACK HERE AND I HOPE IT'S NOT GLEN IT WASN'T YOU RIGHT? WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THAT, THE SUN IS SETTING OVER THE AUSTIN SKYLINE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? WE NEED TO CHECK OUT SOME NIGHT LIFE

I NEED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT'S GOING ON THOSE GUYS OUT THERE OKAY -TELL THEM WHERE WE ARE WE'RE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS -MORE SPECIFICALLY PLEASE CUBA LIBRE -AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HOME OF THE MOJITOS -THANK YOU MOJITOS, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, LATIN DRINKS -HEATHER THIS IS HEATHER

WE'RE EXPERIENCE AUSTIN NIGHT LIFE MY FRIEND -YES. HOW ARE WE DOING SO FAR? YOUR DOING REALLY WELL CUBA LIBRE IS AN AWESOME PLACE IT IS UNUSUAL THAT I ACTUALLY BRING SOME CONTENT TO THE TABLE SO HELP ME TONIGHT, WHAT IS THIS CLUB? WHAT IS THE VIBE HERE THE VIBE HERE IS UH, VERY LAID BACK CASUAL, YOU CAN DRINK LIKE CRAZY, HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN YOU GO ON AND PARTY SO... WE'RE GOING TO END THE NIGHT AT FOUNDATION DO YOU LIKE THAT DECISION -YES, VERY MUCH THAT IS WHERE I ALWAYS END MY NIGHT

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AUSTIN NIGHT LIFE IT'S GREAT WHAT MAKES IT SO GOOD ? UH, THE FEMALES AND THE DRUGS MAN NICE WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT AFTER THIS PLACE? I THINK IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME DIRTINESS MAN, I'M PRETTY SURE UH, FOUNDATION IS GOING OFF THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING TO END IT'S LIKE THE REAL L.A. SCENE YOU KNOW A LOT OF PRETENTIOUS BULLS# IT SORRY ABOUT THAT THAT'S OKAY -IT IS WHAT IT IS I AM NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU THOUGH, WE LIKE PRETENTIOUS BULLS# IT I TELL YOU WHAT IF IT'S BOUNCING ON YOUR SCHLONG BROTHER IT'S ALL RIGHT

QUOTE OF THE NIGHT RIGHT THERE WHAT ARE WE DOING? -WE'RE DRINKING WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M JUST TALKING TO PEOPLE, THIS IS KIND OF WHAT THIS CLUB IS ABOUT HUH? YOU JUST CHILL OUT -AND TALK TO PEOPLE THE AUSTIN NIGHT LIFE IS THE BEST NIGHT LIFE IT'S UH.. IT'S ON THE MONEY SHE'S FROM OUT OF TOWN SO THE PRESSURE IS ON TO MAKE THIS NIGHT CRAZY THAT'S RIGHT! I DON'T WANT ALL THE DETAILS, BUT WHERE IS THE NIGHT GOING TO END UP, WHAT IS YOUR LAST STOP THE FOUNDATION, I DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD ARE WE? THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING

YOU CAN'T HELP IT, IN AUSTIN, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT MOVE HUH? I MOVE MAN, THEY GOT SO MANY GREAT BANDS HERE MAN THEY GOT BLUES, JAZZ, AND IT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO MOVE YOUR BODY I JUST LOVE THE BEAT

I LOVE 6TH STREET I LOVE THE MUSIC SCENE IT'S PERFECT, WHAT ABOUT THE LADIES ON THE STREET? I LOVE THE LADIES, I LOVE THEM YEAH DO YOU LOVE 'EM? -OH YEAH ALL RIGHT

HEY WAIT UP, HOW ARE YOU?

IT'S POURING RAIN, WE GOT SOAKED GETTING OVER HERE THESE TWO THEY DON'T CARE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WEATHER HUH? OH NO WE'RE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME WE'RE INSIDE THE FOUNDATION, WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKY IS DOING

I FOUND THE PARTY RIGHT HERE

TALK TO US ABOUT THIS CLUB, WHERE ARE WE? THIS PLACE IS BAD ASS, THIS IS THE FOUNDATION IT'S WHERE ALL THE PARTYING HAPPENS HERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS -IT'S GAME ON BUDDY GAME ON! LOOK AT ALL THE HOT WOMEN HERE NOT SO MUCH ART, BUT RIGHT THERE

YOU GUYS KNOW IT'S RAINING OUT? (ALL) NO BUT DO WE CARE ABOUT THE RAIN? WE DON'T CARE

THIS IS YOUR PLACE RIGHT? -THIS IS MY PLACE, YES SIR HELP US OUT, HOW DO YOU OPEN A CLUB AND THEN MAKE THE PEOPLE COME TO IT YOU KNOW WHAT, A LOT OF HELP, GREAT STAFF, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL STAFF HERE, EVERYBODY IS REALLY GENUINE, NICE THEY SERVICE THE PEOPLE WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S EASY IN A TOWN LIKE AUSTIN ALL THE PEOPLE IN AUSTIN ARE FANTASTIC SO IT'S A NO BRAINER, IT'S EASY DESCRIBE THE FOUNDATION FOR US, GIVE US SOME STATS IT'S A LARGE SPACE, WE'RE ALMOST 7500 SQUARE FEET, IT'S A NICE SPACE ONE OF THE BIGGEST IN THE CITY RIGHT? THE BIGGEST IN THE AREA

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? -HOUSTON HOUSTON, NOW LISTEN HOUSTON HAS GOOD NIGHT LIFE -IT DOES BUT YOU DROVE DOWN HERE FOR THIS IT'S MEMORIAL DAY MATE, YOU CAN'T BEAT IT ARE YOU DOING THE LAKE STUFF TOO? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT A LOT OF FUN MAN, A LOT OF FUN I GOTTA TELL THEM THIS, IF THEY'RE DOING THE LAKE STUFF AND THEY'RE DOING THE NIGHTLIFE STUFF THAT MEANS THAT YOUR DRINKING FOR LIKE 20 HOURS STRAIGHT YEAH, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY WATER IT'S PERFECT

WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? -SKY AND CRANBERRY GIN AND 7 WHAT MAKES AUSTIN SO SPECIAL? -LAKE TRAVIS YEAH -THAT'S WHERE I GREW UP THAT'S WHERE WE WERE ALL DAY

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE FOUNDATION THAT MAKES IT KIND OF COOL, ANYTHING UNIQUE? FOUNDATION FOR SOME REASON, YOU CAN GO TO ANY OTHER CLUB THE FOUNDATION IS ALWAYS PACKED, ALWAYS AND IT'S PACKED WITH HOT GIRLS -YEAH

WHAT'S YOUR STORY HEY! I'M VISITING MY SISTER IN AUSTIN, I LOVE AUSTIN, I LOVE TEXAS I'M FROM MEXICO AND I LOVE MY..MY CITY YOUR WHAT? -MY CITY I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR TITTIES -NO! (LAUGHS) (INDISCERNIBLE) WHAT? (INDISCERNIBLE) I'M LOOKING ALL AROUND THE FOUNDATION, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE SO HOT IT'S NOT THE WAY IT'S DECORATED, THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IT'S NOT THE MUSIC -IT'S THE HOT GUYS WELL I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT -AND THEY ALL LOOK LIKE YOU I'M SURE THAT'S IT OH MY GOD THANK YOU LOOK AT THE EYES ON THIS GIRL AND THE MAKE UP TO MAKE THEM EVEN CRAZIER YOUR IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD WHY? LOOK AT THIS PLACE, YOUR IN TEXAS EVERYTHING IS BETTER AND BIGGER IN TEXAS

NICE! THAT'S MY BOYS (MAKING CLIP CLOPPING SOUND)

HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT? I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE ENDING ON THAT SEE BOSTON WIN, THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY, SEE BOSTON WIN