Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 106

Episode Title: Two-Wheeled Goodness

Description: Jay Leno and the Love Ride, Freestyle Motocross, and of course, party time.

Transcript:

TWO-WHEELED GOODNESS THE NEXT HALF HOUR WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF THE AWESOME THINGS THAT THE MOTORCYCLE LIFESTYLE HAS TO OFFER GET READY FOR SOME CRAZY STUNTS PARTIES, RALLIES, OUR HOT CO- HOST ROXANNE AND WE'LL PUT OUR MEAT IN THE SEAT OF A LITTLE SUPERMOTO

HMMMM...MOTORCYCLES

IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING FREE AND DOING WHAT YOU WANT

CHICKS DIG IT, IT MAKES MONEY AND IT FEELS REALLY COOL

I'M JUST SMILING HUGE ALL RIGHT AND YOUR GOING TO BE DOING THE SAME THING VERY SOON HERE IS THE DEAL, WE'RE IN VEGAS AKA SIN CITY THEY CALL IT THAT FOR A REASON, YOU'LL SEE MORE ON THAT LATER RIGHT NOW, TO START OUT THE SHOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE GUYS GUYS LIKE THIS STUFF, LADIES NO OFFENSE, YOU'LL ENJOY IT TOO BUT UH, FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS

I TRIED TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE AND IT'S QUITE UGLY UM, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT FEEL LIKE DUDE TO BE UP THERE AND JUST TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ON THAT THING SOMETIMES WHEN WE RIDE IT'S PRETTY UGLY TOO YEAH IT'S AN INCREDIBLE FEELING TO JUMP THAT FAR AND IT'S SOMETHING YOU JUST CAN'T DESCRIBE IT'S BETTER THAN SKYDIVING, IT'S A CRAZY ADRENALINE RUSH

IN A NUTSHELL, IT'S DEFINITELY DANGEROUS AND EVEN RACING YOU GET LANDED ON I'VE GOTTEN KNOCKED OUT IN FRONT OF MY MOM PROBABLY FIVE TIMES SO SHE DOESN'T EVEN WATCH ANYMORE

KENNY, YOU GOTTA TELL US, DO THE CHICKS DIG THE GUYS THAT CAN DO THE FREESTYLE STUFF? THIS IS VEGAS, IF YOU CAN'T FIND A CHICK THAT DIGS IT SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOU

KENNY WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE FEELING WHEN YOUR IN THE AIR CAN YOU PUT THAT INTO WORDS SOMEHOW? UM, YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE BEST AT THAT, I JUST THINK IT'S PRETTY RAD AND THAT'S WHY I DO IT. IT'S MY JOB BECAUSE CHICKS DIG IT, IT MAKES MONEY AND IT FEELS REALLY COOL

AS IF SIN CITY, REALLY SIN CITY IS ENOUGH RIGHT SIN CITY, AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH LOOK WHO'S HERE WITH US YEAH, I'M BACK (LAUGHS) WE CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF ROXANNE, SHE'S OUR NEW BUDDY BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I NEED TO TELL THEM THIS THIS IS CALLED THE TEASE MY FRIEND I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT A TEASE IS RIGHT? YEAH, I KNOW WHAT A TEASE IS LATER IN THE SHOW, THIS GIRL RIDING BIKES, GETTING CRAZY FOR US YES, DEFINITELY I WILL BE DOING THAT VERY SOON I GOTTA TELL YOU, I LOVE SEEING WHAT YOU GUYS DO BUT RIGHT BEHIND YOU IS A SNOWMOBILE, I THINK THAT'S CRAZY THAT GUY IS JUST STUPID, THAT'S BEYOND CRAZY IT WENT TO THE STUPID LEVEL A GUY THAT DOES WHAT HE DOES AND THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT YOU THINK IS CRAZY YEAH, WE'RE JUMPING WITH 250 POUNDS AND I LIKE TO THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BUT I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO RIDE A SLED THAT THING WEIGHS LIKE 700 POUNDS KENNY, I GOTTA REMIND YOU OF ONE THING ALSO IT'S A SNOWMOBILE, IT USUALLY GOES ON SNOW YEAH WHEN THEY FIRST TOLD US THEY WERE BRINGING IN A SNOWMOBILE, I'M LIKE IT'S VEGAS YOU KNOW THERE'S NO SNOW HERE HE MAKES IT WORK THOUGH

RIGHT, I DON'T MEAN TO STEP IN HERE AND STIR THINGS UP BUT KENNY OVER THERE SAID THAT YOU'RE A LITTLE CRAZY FOR RIDING THIS THING THEY'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I CAN FLIP 400 POUNDS AND THEY CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS MACHINE, THERE'S NO SNOW WE'RE IN VEGAS, WE'RE IN A PARKING LOT HOW DO YOU DO IT BASICALLY JUST COME INTO IT SAVING POWER AND JUST POP OFF THE TOP OF THE RAMP LIKE DOING A WHEELIE ON A DIRT BIKE

GIMME SOME STATS FOR SOME OF THE GUYS WATCHING, WE LIKE TO RUN DOWN THE STATS ON THE MACHINE THIS SLED RIGHT HERE IS A 440 PRO XR MADE BY POLARIS BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS BONE STOCK UNDER THE HOOD NO TWEAKING OR ANYTHING AND IT'S JUST SOLID IT'S ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED IT

ANOTHER SUPERSTAR RIGHT HERE TJ LAVIN CHECKING OUT THE LANDING, WE'RE GOING TO GET A LIVE REACTION TJ IF YOU HAVE A SECOND BUDDY, TELL US ABOUT THE LANDING PLEASE THE LANDING IS VERY VEGAS DIRT IT'S VERY HAD PACK, IN OTHER WORDS THEY BUILD TROPICANA BLVD OUT OF THE SAME DIRT AS THEY HAVE RIGHT HERE WHAT IS THE FEELING WHEN YOU LAND ON THIS AND THE WHEELS AREN'T UNDER YOU UH, WELL THE WHEELS AREN'T UNDER YOUR GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE MAN AND THAT SKI GUY'S CASE IF THE SKIS AREN'T UNDER HIM HE'S GOING TO BE IN A WORLD OF HURT WHOEVER THAT GUY IS, I'M A FAN, MUCH LOVE

DO YOU HEAR THE CROWD, DO YOU SEE THE HARD ROCK KIND OF BLINDERS ON I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M STARING DOWN THE STRIP HERE MAN IT'S JUST KIND OF LIKE MY FOCUS JUST GOES ALL RIGHT RAMP LANDING LET'S DO THIS, IT'S ON IS THERE A FEELING YOU GET AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT THE GROUND ON THE OTHER SIDE? THE BIGGEST RELIEF OF MY LIFE HAPPENS WHEN EVERYTHING TOUCHES DOWN AND I'M JUST ALL LIKE OH, I LIVED AGAIN HEY JASON, GET A SHOT OF THIS, HUGE BALLS ON THIS GUY

WE LET SNOWMOBILE GUY SHOW US UP AND IT'S ALL GOOD BECAUSE HE'S GOT SOME SERIOUS SAC GOING ON THERE WE GOT A SHOT OF HIS SAC -I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT OR ARE YOU JUST WATCHING? I'M HERE TO SUPPORT GUYS LIKE YOU ALL RIGHT, SO AND ACTUALLY THE SKI DUDE I MEAN REALLY WHO CARES ABOUT US, THE SKI DUDE MAN I JUST WANT TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP TOO, THE SKI DUDE HE'S THE KING BUT I GOTTA TALK ABOUT YOU FOR A SECOND BECAUSE I GET A LOT OF EMAILS PEOPLE THINK I'M A PIMP OF SOME KIND OR WHATEVER YOU KNOW WHAT HERE IT IS SPECIAL REPORT, BREAKING NEWS THIS IS THE PIMP YEAH RIGHT! THIS IS THE L.A. TIMES, HE USUALLY HAS ALL THE HOT GIRLS AROUND HIM, RIGHT NOW FOR JUST THIS INTERVIEW, THE ONLY TIME HE'LL BE ALONE TONIGHT I HOPE SO, JUST KIDDING! WE'RE IN SIN CITY, SO PARTIES PLAY A BIG PART IN THIS DEFINITELY, WE'RE GOING TO PARTY WE'RE DOING A KICKER PARTY, THE BAND LIT I THINK IS GOING TO BE YEAH THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GO ON IN A FEW MINUTES AND THEN ROXANNE JUST CAME OVER HERE AND GOES SHE WAS IN THE CROWD JUST MINGLING, DOING HER THING AND SHE SAID I JUST HEARD ABOUT DUB MAGAZINE, YES, THAT'S PROBABLY THE BIGGEST PARTY TO GO TO TONIGHT AND WE'RE GOING TO BE THERE AND QUITE POSSIBLY WE'LL SEE THE SUN COME UP BEFORE WE GET TO THAT

WE MAN IS ALL PISSED OFF BECAUSE ROXANNE TOOK OFF YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW I'M ALREADY AT A SAUSAGE PARTY THEN YOU BRING ONE OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS IN AND YOU MAKE HER LEAVE AND I'M LIKE WHY ELSE WOULD I WANT TO BE ON T.V. UNLESS THERE IS A HOT CHICK I DON'T KNOW SHE'S PROBABLY HANGING AROUND WITH SOME OTHER CHICKS HI, I'M WITH CAREY HART CHECKING OUT LIT, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE SHOW SO FAR IT'S BEEN PRETTY COOL KMC THROWS A PRETTY GOOD PARTY SO WE'RE HAVING FUN I GOTTA HELP THEM OUT TOO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ASKS ME WHERE TO GO TO PARTY AND EVERYTHING IF YOU DO COME TO SOMETHING LIKE SEMA A LITTLE HEADS UP FOR YOU, IT'S ALL DUDES OH, IT IS ALL DUDES AT SEMA AND ALL THEY'RE DOING IS CHECKING OUT EACH OTHER'S RIDES YOU WOULD THINK THERE WOULD BE LIKE BIKINI GIRLS LAYING ALL OVER 'EM AND FLASHING NO. IT'S JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF DUDES

WAIT, WAIT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WE'RE NOT AT THE SEMA PARTY ANYMORE TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS PARTY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE WELL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPT FOR ME OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T MOVED SINCE I SAW YOU

LET'S DO A LITTLE REPLAY TOO WEE MAN A SECOND AGO THINGS WERE LOOKING KIND OF MANLY AND ALL THE SUDDEN THIS GIRL SHOWED UP BEHIND YOU I JUST LIKE STARTED TRIPPING WE'RE LOOKING AT THE INSTANT REPLAY RIGHT NOW, GIVE US A PLAY BY PLAY WELL WHAT HAPPENED WAS ME AND YOU WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME MAN TO MAN IT WAS JUST BROS GOD DANG! I LIKE THE WAY THIS GUY ROLLS I DO TOO AND I TRY AND STAY MELLOW DUDE THANKS, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE HERE SAYS ABOUT YOU I LIKE YOU MAN THAT'S WHAT I SAY ALL THE TIME I ACTUALLY LIKE YOU I'M TAKING HER... (SCREAMS)

C'MON LET'S GO TO OUR NEXT THING, I WANT TO MENTION..NICE! LOOK AT THIS THE PIMP, LOOK AT YOU

WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW BOSS? WE ARE GOING TO HEAD OVER TO CHECK OUT THE DUB PARTY SEE HOW IT'S GOING? -I'M GOING TOO? YEAH LET'S DO IT, I THINK WE SHOULD (SCREAMS)

I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS GUY SOBER IN MY LIFE I KNOW AND I DON'T DRINK WHAT'S UP? I JUST CAME FROM THE LIBRARY YEAH YOU KNOW MAMA SAID THEY'RE BE DAYS LIKE THIS ART MANN SAID THEY'RE WOULD BE DAYS LIKE THIS OW! MY NIPPLE

COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK, MORE PARTYING OF COURSE, THE LOVE RIDE THEY HAVE EVERYBODY FROM CELEBRITIES YOU RECOGNIZE TO CELEBRITIES YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE WAY THIS THING GOES AND LATER IN THE SHOW, A LITTLE SUPER MOTO FOR ROXANNE AND MYSELF THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DEFINITELY LOOK THE PART HERE I LOOK COOL RIGHT UP UNTIL I DID THIS THOUGH WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK HE FOLKS WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, I KNOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TWO-WHEELED GOODNESS BUT WE HAD TO SHOW YOU THIS THING, LOOK IT, IT'S THE SEMA SHOW IT WAS GOING ON RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM US IT'S THE SPECIALTY EQUIPMENT MARKET ASSOCIATION AND IF YOUR EVER IN VEGAS WHEN THIS THING IS GOING ON I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU CHECK IT OUT

NOW TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU CAN SEE WHY WE LOVE THIS SO MUCH, JUST EYE CANDY EVERYWHERE AND A LITTLE DRIFTING EXHIBITION, NICE

OH, WHAT'S THAT, IS THAT A FORD FOCUS MAKING THAT NOISE YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERYDAY MY FRIENDS

ALL RIGHT CAN I STOP WITH THE CHEESY GUY VOICE NOW AND GET BACK TO THE TWO-WHEELED GOODNESS, PREFECT.

I BEEN TO A LOT OF DIFFERENT CLUBS FIRST TIME IN A CLUB WITH AN ESCALATOR (LAUGHS)

THIS IS PRETTY GOOD -IT'S MY FIRST TIME TOO ART

Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR ALL THE LADIES, Y'ALL STEP OUT ONE AT A TIME, YOU GOTTA LINE UP AND GET BUSY

$1000 GOES TO VERA RODRIGUEZ $600 TO NIKKI ZENO

HERE WE GO

WHAT IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST SINGLE DAY MOTORCYCLE EVENT? THE ANSWER THE LOVE RIDE TELL ME ABOUT THE LOVE RIDE, WHAT MAKES THIS THING SO SUCCESSFUL OH, IT'S A CONGREGATION OF ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF RIDERS, PEOPLE HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON, THEY LIKE TO DONATE AND GIVE TO A GOOD CAUSE PEOPLE LOVE THESE TWO-WHEELED MACHINES, RIGHT TELL EVERYONE WHAT IS IT ABOUT MOTORCYCLES OH YOU JUST GET OFF ON IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING (LAUGHS) TELL IT LIKE IT IS I LOVE IT MAN IT'S JUST A FEELING, JUST A GOOD FEELING YOU KNOW IF MY LADY GIVES ME A LOT OF SH# T I GET ON MY BIKE FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING, FORGET ABOUT IT WHAT IS IT ABOUT MOTORCYCLES ? WOMEN LIKE THEM, GUYS LIKE THEM WHAT IS IT? I GUESS UH, WHAT DO YOU SAY, IT'S A BAD BOY THING GIRLS LIKE BAD BOYS YOU KNOW THEY LIKE TO RIDE ON THE BACK, THEY LIKE THE VIBRATION YOU GOTTA HELP US OUT, WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE THE GUYS THAT RIDE THE MOTORCYCLES, WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEM? THE GUYS OR THE BIKES? -BOTH, WHAT IS IT? UM, THE BIKES ARE AWESOME YOU CAN'T BEAT A HARLEY AND THE GUYS THEY'RE FEARLESS WHAT IS THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR ON THE BIKE, JUST PAINT A PICTURE FOR ME, WHAT IS THAT FEELING? IT FEELS VERY NICE EACH YEAR THIS EVENT RAISES OVER 1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY GUESS WHO ALWAYS SHOWS UP? JAY LENO HOW WAS THE TRIP? -FINE, FINE IT'S FUN, IT'S NOT RAINING THIS YEAR I WANT TO KNOW HOW DO YOU GET THE FRONT ROW SPOT LIKE THIS, WHAT'S THAT COST? IT'S ALL WHO YOU KNOW IT'S ALL WHO YOU KNOW SO YOU KNOW IT'S, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE EVERYBODY FROM CELEBRITIES YOUR BARELY RECOGNIZE TO CELEBRITIES YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE WAY THIS THING GOES THE BIG QUESTION THAT EVERYONE IS ASKING JAY? WHY NO CHAPS? NO CHAPS? -NO CHAPS WELL YOU KNOW I DID THE GAY PRIDE PARADE LAST WEEK AND I HAD THEM ON THERE SO I JUST YOU KNOW I LIKE TO CHANGE OFF

LOOK AT THE HAT ON THIS GUY, CHECK THAT OUT SEE IT? NICE HAT! THE LOVE RIDE ENDS UP IN CASTAIC LAKE, CALIFORNIA WITH A BIG FESTIVAL YOU GOT VENDORS EVERYWHERE AND YOU KNOW THEY TELL ME THAT OVER 20,000 BIKERS SHOWED UP THIS YEAR TO SHOW THE LOVE YOU'RE A QUALIFIED EXPERT, TELL ME WHAT IS IT ABOUT A MOTORCYCLE THAT JUST GETS EVERYONE'S HEART PUMPING WELL LOOK AT THIS DAY, IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING FREE, BE DOING WHAT YOU WANT, AND EVEN THE COPS THAT ARE AS MANY STRONG AS YOU LOOK UP THERE THEY LET US DO WHAT WE WANT TO DO HERE BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY OF US, AND TOO LITTLE OF THEM WE'RE ALL A GOOD BUNCH OF PEOPLE FOR THE KIDS, REMEMBER THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE KIDS

OUR TEAM IS CALLED THE VICKER MCLAUGHLIN MOTOR COR AND WE'RE FORMED IN 1936 WE'RE ALL HARLEY'S WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS LOVE RIDE SINCE IT STARTED IN 1983 AND I WASN'T THE FIRST ONE, BUT I WAS OUT IN THE FIELD PLAYING AROUND WITH A FOOTBALL, I WASN'T ON THE TEAM THEN

OUR TEAM HAS ABOUT 15 MEMBERS AND WE DO A SHOW DOWN HERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STAGE AROUND 12 O'CLOCK IN CASE YOUR WONDERING IF IT'LL BE COOL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THERE ARE ROPES AND THINGS TIED TO THIS MACHINE, TELL US WHAT GOES ON WE DO A LOT OF DIFFERENT BALANCING ACT STUNTS PYRAMIDS, A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON BIKES A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON A BUNCH OF BIKES ON THAT TINY GRASS AREA YOUR DOING THIS? IT'S NOT THE SMOOTHEST AREA, WE WOULD RATHER HAVE ASPHALT BUT WE CAN DO IT WE'VE DONE IT FOR A FEW YEARS AND WE'RE ALL READY TO GO TODAY WAIT A MINUTE? IS THAT THE GUY WE TALKED TO? WHY ARE WE TALKING TO THE GUY THAT RIDES THE BIKE? THAT'S THE GUY WE TALKED TO? WHO PICKED THAT GUY? -GLEN THANKS GLEN, NICE PRODUCING IT'S A MOTORIZED BIKE, WE'RE TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE'S HOOPER

YOU READY? WE'RE ROLLING A LITTLE TEASE WE'RE DOING RIGHT HERE OH YEAH, I'M SORRY NO, NOT THAT KIND -OH, OKAY WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOU SEE THAT, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK WE'RE READY

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, I LOVE THAT NOISE I DO TOO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TWO-WHEELED GOODNESS RIGHT HERE AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS SUPERMOTO WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE TRYING FOR OURSELVES TODAY ROXANNE JUST COMMENTED ON THE FACT THAT WE'VE BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF PEOPLE ON MOTORCYCLES BUT WE HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN ON THE MOTORCYCLES SO SHE WANTS TO CHANGE THAT SEE I WOULD BE CONTENT WITH JUST SHOWING YOU PEOPLE ALL THESE MOTORCYCLES THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, THEY WANT TO SEE US GET OUT THERE ALL RIGHT SO I'M JUST GOING TO WATCH YOU GO THROUGH THE SCHOOL, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE ON THE TRACK NO! YOUR GOING WITH ME, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE SOME LESSONS, IT'S GOING TO BE ALL GOOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE ALL RIGHT

YOU JUST DREAMING OF DOING IT, YOU SEE THAT ? SHE'S JUST AW LOOK AT THAT, WE'RE GOING TO GO FAST, THIS IS FUN ALL THE BIKES AND STUFF ARE HERE, I FEEL LIKE A GUY RIGHT NOW NO OFFENSE, I'M JUST SAYING NOPE, THAT'S FINE NONE TAKEN THAT'S THE GUY RIGHT THERE, LET'S GO MEET HIM, WE'LL LEARN WHAT WE'RE DOING

WHAT'S UP GARY? NOT MUCH, YOU GUYS ABOUT READY? SHE SEEMS TO BE. I MEAN UH, YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL ALL RIGHT WELL LET'S GET DRESSED AND GO OUT AND SEE WHAT WE CAN DO LOOK WHO I BROUGHT, MY T.V. FRIENDS WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL WE'RE ABOUT TO GET A LITTLE TASTE OF SILENT H SUPERMOTO SCHOOL HERE AT GRANGE MOTOR CIRCUIT WE'RE GOING TO BE TURNING SOME LAPS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GO FAST

WHAT IS SUPERMOTO, WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS, WHY IS IT GETTING SO HOT RIGHT NOW SUPERMOTO IS SOMETHING THAT BASICALLY BRINGS ALL ASPECTS OF MOTORCYCLING TO THE TABLE YOU GOT DIRT, YOU GOT ASPHALT, YOU'VE GOT JUMPS, YOU GOT TIGHT CORNERS YOU GOT SWEEPING CORNERS AND WHAT MAKES IT COOL IS THAT IT BASICALLY SHOWS THE RIDER DO ALL THAT

THAT'S GORGEOUS, LOOK AT THAT SMOOTH WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS A SLICK? -THAT'S A SLICK TIRE AND IT'S BASICALLY THE FAST SET UP FOR THIS TYPE OF RACING BECAUSE THE RACING IS 80% ASPHALT, 20% DIRT YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE GOING FAST ON THE PAVEMENT AND YOU KNOW SUFFER THROUGH THE DIRT A LITTLE BIT WITH A SLICK TIRES BUT EVERYONE IS RUNNING THE SAME THING THIS RIGHT HERE IS A CRF 450 WHICH IS, WHEN YOU BUY IT STOCK IT COMES AS A MOTOCROSS BIKE AND WHAT WE DO IS WE CHANGE OUT THE WHEELS AND THE TIRES TO ROAD RACE WHEELS AND TIRES AND WE DO THE SAME THING WITH THE BRAKES, THESE BRAKES ARE MUCH BIGGER THAN WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE FOR A MOTOCROSS SET UP AND NOT QUITE AS BIG AS WHAT YOU'D HAVE FOR A STREET BIKE BUT THEY DEFINITELY STOP THE WEIGHT OF THE MACHINE THAT WE HAVE HERE ARE YOU READY? YOU WANT TO BACK OUT? NO. NOT AT ALL READY TO RIDE? -I THINK IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND I KNOW WHEN I'M SCARED LET'S START LEARNING STUFF, LET'S DO IT NOW ON THIS LESSON WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY PUT YOU ON THE BIKE, SHOW YOU WHERE THE CLUTCH IS SHOW YOU WHERE THE FRONT BRAKE IS NONE OF THAT STUFF RIGHT? -NO, ACTUALLY NOT I NEED A REFRESHER ON THAT YOUR BIKE HAS A CLUTCH ON IT BUT I GET A LITTLE CONFUSED BECAUSE THESE ARE THE BRAKES UP HERE WE'LL SHOW YOU THE ABC'S OF WHERE EVERYTHING IS

CHECKING THE FLEXIBILITY OF MY SUIT OH MAN, SOME THINGS AREN'T FLEXIBLE

NEXT TIME I MIGHT THROW A SOCK IN THERE OR SOMETHING NOW YOU KNOW WHERE THE BRAKE IS? I THINK SO, I KNOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM I KNOW WHERE THE REAR BRAKE IS BUT WITH THIS SO MUCH OF IT IS STREET, I'M USING A LOT OF FRONT BRAKE RIGHT? I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PUT YOU ON THE QUAD IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, YOU KNOW YOU SEE I'M GOING TO GET ANGRY EMAILS NOW FROM THE QUAD PEOPLE HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT

OH, HE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE BUT HE'S HAPPY

WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE WITH THE CONE SET UP IS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOU GO AROUND THE FIRST CONE YOUR GOING TO GO ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE SECOND CONE YOUR GOING TO GO ON THE INSIDE OF SO IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OUTSIDE, INSIDE TYPE THING BUT WHAT THIS IS MAKING YOU DO IS MAXIMIZE THE NEXT STRAIGHT AWAY

HOW SICK IS THIS, I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A MOTORCYCLE ON PAVED ROAD BEFORE THIS IS SO WILD TO ME I COULDN'T EVEN TELL

HOW AM I LOOKING OUT THERE?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH -NO PROBLEM I THINK THE CLOSEST TO A MAN THAN I HAVE FELT IN A LONG TIME IT WAS GOOD

AND THEN I'M BACK TO MYSELF AGAIN, AWKWARD AND TRAPPED LIKE A MOUSE IN ONE OF THOSE LITTLE GUMMY TRAPS BUT I THINK YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY WITH THAT, RIGHT?

GRACIAS

WHAT DID YOU THINK? THAT WAS A BLAST I'VE BEEN SMILING THE WHOLE TIME UNDER HERE YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT BECAUSE OF THE MASK I HAVE TOO, MY CHEEKS HURT I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SCREAMING TO MYSELF FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES I THINK I DO A LOT OF TALKING I THINK AT ONE POINT I SAID I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THE TRACK THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN YES, YES, IT WAS