Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 108

Episode Title: A Day with Fabio

Description: Who knew the kind of life that Mr. Romance is leading? Come with us to his house and get an inside look at the man behind the hair, you will be surprised. This guy is a rock star!

Transcript:

FABIO, WOMEN LOVE HIM, GUYS WANT TO BE HIM IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR, WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY I'M A GUY, I'M A GUY GUY YOU KNOW GOD BLESS AMERICA, IT'S HE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD JUST WASHING MY HANDS IN FABIO'S KITCHEN OH, ART MANN GET READY, IT'S TIME TO SPEND A DAY WITH FABIO

OH, SICKNESS DID YOU GET THAT? THIS IS CALIFORNIA RIGHT HERE YOU SEE I WANT TO FILL YOU GUYS IN ON SOMETHING THEY WON'T SHOW YOU STUFF LIKE THIS, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT EVERYONE MOVING HERE, BUT THIS IS WHAT CALIFORNIA REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU HEARD IT FROM ME FIRST, WELCOME TO THE SHOW I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU GUYS IN ABOUT A WEEK, SO IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU YOUR GOING TO BE GLAD YOU CAME BACK, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE DOING TONIGHT THE ENTIRE HALF HOUR WITH FABIO YES...MR. ROMANCE THAT'S WHAT I THINK YOU LOOK AT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH THE DOLPHINS AND THE CRASHING SURF, YOU THINK OF JUST HANGING OUT WITH FABIO DON'T YOU ? NO. AND IT'S NOT EVEN CONNECTED AT ALL BUT ANY EXCUSE TO GET TO THE BEACH AND WE JUST DO IT BUT WE DO HAVE FABIO'S BLESSING ON THIS ONE HE HAS INVITED US OVER, WE CAN CHECK OUT HIS DRIVEWAY, HIS GARAGE, HIS PETS, HIS POOL HIS KITCHEN AND WE CAN, I DON'T KNOW GO OUT TO EAT WITH THE GUY WHATEVER, WE'RE JUST GOING TO TALK TO FABIO AND LEARN ABOUT HIM SO LET'S DO IT, ENOUGH OF MY CHIT CHAT, LET'S FIND FABIO HI, HOW YOU DOING? THIS IS KIND OF COOL THIS IS DEEP INSIDE RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT THAT'S FABIO'S HOUSE AND YOU MIGHT BE THINKING ART, FABIO ISN'T THAT THE ROMANCE COVER GUY WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CHEST YEAH IT IS THAT GUY BUT, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, BY THE END OF THIS SHOW YOUR GOING TO LOOK A FABIO IN A DIFFERENT WAY, THIS GUY IS A ROCK STAR THIS GUY IS LIVING LARGE UP HERE AND HE'S LET US COME BY WITH THE CAMERA AND SHOW YOU GUYS JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON HERE, WHICH WELL..NOT EVERYTHING DO I JUST PRESS IT? I DON'T DO THIS VERY OFTEN OH, THAT'S THE MOVE, YOU SEE THAT? NO ONE EVER EVEN TALKED TO US, WE JUST GOT CLICKED IN GET YOUR HEART BEATING, THIS IS COOL HUH HI BUDDY, HI FABIO

LOOK AT THE ARSENAL OF TOYS THAT JUST SLOWLY COMES INTO VIEW OH... OH NOTHING JUST A BENTLEY, PORSCHE MOTORCYCLES EVERYWHERE SHOULD WE JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO? JUST TO BRING YOU UP TO SPEED WE'VE JUST BEEN LET INTO THE FABIO COMPOUND I'M OUT OF BREATH BECAUSE I JUST WALKED UP THAT AND UH, THE DOGS CLEARLY ARE OKAY WITH US THEY'VE BEEN TOLD NOT TO ATTACK US EXCEPT JASON IS HAVING SOME TROUBLE THERE WITH SOME LICKING THE CALF

I'M JUST GOING TO GO UP TO THE FRONT DOOR, I DON'T KNOW

HOW ARE YOU DOING? HOW'S IT GOING? IT'S FABIO HEY GUYS HOW YOU DOING? CALL OFF YOUR DOG, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE GET DOWN I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY T.V. FRIENDS OH REALLY, SO THAT'S HIGH DEF HUH? WOW LOOK AT THAT CAMERA MAN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN FABIO IN HIGH DEF COME IN

NOW YOUR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT THEY CAN SEE HOUSES ANYWHERE RIGHT, EXACTLY BUT YOU KNOW THE HOUSE IS NICE TO LIVE IN IT BUT YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE MY REAL LIFE MY REAL HAUNT IT'S THE GARAGE QUICK LOOK, FABIO'S COUCH THERE, YOU SAW THE HOUSE LET'S GO OUTSIDE

I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE I'M TEASING YOUR OR ANYTHING BUDDY BUT I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOUR CAR IS DIRTY, THAT YOU HAVE THIS CAR AND IT'S ALL DIRTY NO LEAVE THAT, ALL MY CARS, THEY'RE OUTSIDE AND ALL MY BIKES ARE IN THE GARAGE MY BIKES ARE PERFECTLY CLEAN, NOT EVEN A LITTLE DUST AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW LOOK AT THIS FACTORY SLANT NOSE

HOW MANY BIKES DO YOU HAVE FABIO? ABOUT 160

ACTUALLY IT'S TOO BAD YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO SHOOT TOMORROW BECAUSE I HAVE FOUR MORE COMING TONIGHT OH DO YOU? -BRAND NEW ONES DO YOU THINK IF THERE WERE, LET'S SAY FOR EXAMPLE, WAS A MRS. FABIO HANGING OUT AT THE PAD HERE, DO YOU THINK THAT THIS WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO HAPPEN? OH, TOTALLY (LAUGHS) OTHERWISE, SHE WOULD BE OUT I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT COMPROMISE WE THINK MAYBE THAT'S WHY THERE'S NOT A MRS. FABIO PROBABLY -VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND YOU KNOW FIRST OF ALL SHE HAVE TO LOVE MOTORCYCLES THAT'S A GIVE AWAY AND UH, DEFINITELY SHE HAS TO RIDE AS WELL SO I CAN SHARE, YOU KNOW ALL THESE BIKES AND I CAN HAVE FUN WITH HER DOES SHE HAVE TO BE GOOD OR JUST HAVE AN INTEREST IN RIDING ? SHE HAS TO BE REAL GOOD (LAUGHS) LET'S GO DEEPER INTO THIS YEAH LET ME OPEN MORE SO YOU CAN UH, OH, GOD! DUDE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM I DO? I THINK YOU KNOW HEY... -OH MY GOD IS IT SICK?

(LAUGHS) I'M TRYING TO DECIDE, SHOULD I JUST GET ONE MORE BIKE YOU THINK I HAVE PROBLEM ? -YEAH

IT'S A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE

AS A GUY WHO CLEARLY AS RECOGNIZABLE AROUND THE WORLD ISN'T IT KIND OF COOL WHEN YOU DO THE MOTORCYCLE THING? YES, BECAUSE LIKE WITH THE HELMET AND NOBODY KNOWS IT'S GREAT PLUS I LOVE MOTORCYCLE, I'VE BEEN A MOTORCYCLE ENTHUSIAST SINCE I WAS A KID I BEEN RIDING SINCE I WAS A KID AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN AND YOU KNOW I'M A FREE SPIRIT AND I JUST LOVE THE YOU KNOW FEELING TO HAVE NOTHING AROUND ME ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GO ON THE DIRT, IT'S AWESOME

MORE MOTORCYCLES OR WOMEN HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFETIME? I THINK WELL, YOU KNOW I DEFINITELY LOVE WOMEN FIRST THAT'S MY, YOU KNOW WOMEN DEFINITELY LET'S DO THE MATH -AND MOTORCYCLES UH, YOU KNOW DEFINITELY SECOND AND STEREO SYSTEM WHAT YOUR TELLING ME IS THAT YOU'VE HAD MORE WOMEN THAN MOTORCYCLES? I DON'T KNOW I STILL CAN COUNT THE MOTORCYCLES (LAUGHS)

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE? WHAT IS THE FAVORITE? IT FEELS SO GOOD TODAY, YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE THEM ALL I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE BUT JASON YOU SEE THERE ARE MORE RIGHT HERE

AND I'M GUESSING THAT THIS CONTAINER RIGHT HERE YOU OPEN UP

SEE THERE ARE MORE THERE DO YOU EVER ACTUALLY GET RID OF A BIKE? SOMETIMES, RARELY MY FRIEND TIM TOLD ME TODAY OH, FABIO YOU SHOULD YOU KNOW SELL A FEW BIKES AND I SAID IT'S PART OF THE COLLECTION RIGHT? -TIM C'MERE YOU CAN'T MAINTAIN ALL THESE THINGS YOU KNOW HE HELP ME A LOT, HE KNOWS LIKE HE TEACHED ME A LOT OF YOU KNOW TRICKS AND STUFF AND HOW TO FIX THEM AND EVERYTHING PLEASE, WHAT DOES DAD THINK OF THE COLLECTION? MY FATHER IS OH, I DRIVE HIM CRAZY EVERY TIME HE COMES OVER, YOU KNOW IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE EVERY TIME I'M SLEEPING, HE GOES IN THE GARAGE AND TAKE A PICTURE LIKE I DON'T KNOW RIGHT? HE DOES? AND AFTER HE COMPARE THE PICTURE, LAST YEAR PICTURE WITH THIS YEAR PICTURE AND HE GOES LIKE OKAY THIS BIKE WASN'T HERE AND THAT BIKE WASN'T THERE HE CHECKS IT HE DOES? I WAS WONDERING, I THOUGHT HE WOULD SHOW THE PICTURE YOU BOUGHT MORE BIKES, I'D SAY DAD, I CAN'T LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY MULTIPLY, THEY'RE BABIES IN THERE

WELL I LIKE THIS BECAUSE I THINK JUST IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES I THINK WE'VE MADE SOME PROGRESS BECAUSE YOU DO RECOGNIZE THAT THIS IS NOT NORMAL RIGHT? WHAT'S NORMAL? DEFINE THE DEFINITION OF NORMAL EXCUSE ME, WE'RE IN LOS ANGELES, WHAT'S NORMAL ABOUT L.A.? DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE OUT THERE? YEAH, JUST BE YOURSELF, YOU CAN ONLY BE THE BEST OF YOURSELF AND IF YOU BE YOURSELF AND YOU HAVE FAITH AND BELIEF THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU JUST LET LIFE SURPRISE YOU, THAT IS THE BEST ADVICE ARE YOU HIDING ANYTHING ELSE AROUND HERE? HE'S GOT A BENTLEY OVER HERE, SAME SITUATION IT DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT DO YOU DRIVE AROUND IN THE MOST? THE STREET BIKES? -YEAH STREET BIKES AND MY TRUCK, I LOVE MY TRUCK YOU KNOW COMING FROM EUROPE IT'S LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE THEY'RE INTO EUROPEAN CARS I LOVE AMERICAN CARS, I'M A TRUCK GUY, I LOVE MY TRUCK GOT NICE PICK UP SEE THAT'S ANOTHER ONE, I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD HAVE PICTURED THAT I LOVE MY TRUCK, I TAKE MY PICK UP TRUCK ANY DAY OVER THE PORSCHE OR THE BENTLEY

BUT YOU HAVE SOME, I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU HAVE SOME EXCITING THINGS COMING UP LIKE A FRAGRANCE AND SO FORTH I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF YOU KNOW TWO MORE SHOWS ON THE OXYGEN CHANNEL AND UH, CLOTHING LINE OF COURSE HAS BEEN NOW FOUR YEARS AND IS DOING EXTREMELY WELL NOW ON THE OXYGEN CHANNEL YOU WORK ON A SHOW CALLED MR. ROMANCE, RIGHT? ON THE OXYGEN CHANNEL AND IT DID VERY, VERY WELL AS A MATTER OF FACT WE'RE GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO SECOND SEASON

HELLO, I'M FABIO AND WELCOME TO THE MR. ROMANCE ACADEMY YOU'RE HERE FOR ONE REASON, AND THE REASON IS TO TURN ROMANTIC FANTASIES INTO REALTIES ANY OF YOU GUYS CAN BE MR. ROMANCE

DO YOU PINCH YOURSELF RIGHT? EVERY NOW AND THEN? TO HAVE THAT MANY BIKES, THAT'S A GARAGE RIGHT THERE YOU KNOW IT'S, I LOVE IT, I LOVE MY GARAGE I THINK I HAVE ONE OF THE BEST GARAGE YOU KNOW PLEASE MORE FUN HANGING OUT WITH FABIO RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK

SEE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH FABIO IN HIS SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA HOME WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE HIS BACKYARD THAT'S RIGHT IT'S AN AMP EXCLUSIVE FABIO THIS DOG SCARES ME -NO, NO HE'S FUN HE'S FUN THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME ABOUT HIM CLYDE COME HERE HE'S FUN HE KEEPS HUMPING EVERYTHING THOUGH HEY BUDDY HE LOVES PEOPLE, LOVES PEOPLE -HE LOVES YOU SO ALL YOUR DOGS YOU'VE RESCUED YEAH ALL RESCUE

THERE HE GOES JASON LOOK (LAUGHS)

WAIT, WHAT'S UP BUDDY? -YOU A HOMO? THERE HE GOES LOOK IT RIGHT, WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT HE WANTS, BE CAREFUL JUMP, JUMP, JUMP

SEE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT OTHER CHANNEL IS GIVING YOU THAT? HEY! OH MY GOD -NO, HE WANTS TO PLAY THIS GUY IS A BIG DOG RIGHT HERE JASON, EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND (LAUGHS) WE DO ACTUALLY WORK WITH A GUY LIKE THAT, HIS NAME IS BARLOW (LAUGHS) HE'S NOT HERE THIS WEEK, BUT MAN HE'S JUST LIKE THAT REALLY? WITH GUYS? NOT SO MUCH WITH THE GUYS BUT HE DEFINITELY DOESN'T WASTE ANY TIME MOUNTING UP UH, OH, HEY!

HE'S US JEALOUS THE ONE IN THE FRONT THOSE ARE DIFFERENT DOGS THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER I THOUGHT THOSE WERE THE SAME BLACKIE GET OUT GO BACK THERE

YOU'RE AN ANIMAL LOVER DUDE, YOUR PLACE IS HUGE BY THE WAY THIS IS AMAZING WHAT DO YOU SPEND, I NOTICE WITH ALL THE BUSINESS' AND SO FORTH ALL THE THINGS YOUR INVOLVED IN YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME, BUT IF YOU DO HAVE SOME FREE TIME, IS IT ALWAYS ON THE MOTORCYCLES OR IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU WANT TO TELL US ABOUT THAT FABIO LIKES TO DO IN YOUR FREE TIME

YOU HAVE TO COME BACK LATER I KNOW, I KNOW -SECOND SHOW, I HAVE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT HOBBY, I'LL TELL YOU NEXT TIME I THINK WE KNOW WHAT THE HOBBY IS YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND -WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY A WORD (INDISCERNIBLE) THIS IS COOL, THIS IS PRETTY RIGHT HERE, LOOK AT THIS

I'M THIS CLOSE TO HAVING THE SAME TYPE OF PAD ALL I NEED TO DO IS COME UP WITH SOMETHING I'M GOOD AT AND THEN I GOT IT, IT'S MINE I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, HE JUST HAD A BUNCH OF T.V. SHOWS AND LIKE HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY DON'T YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY? HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED? -WHAT MONEY? I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR MONEY BUT I WILL TAKE SOME OF YOUR MOTORCYCLES I'LL BE GLAD TO HOUSE THEM AT MY FACILITY THAT SLANT NOSED PORSCHE WOULD BE FINE IN MY GARAGE YEAH SURE, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT I'M NOT GOING TO HUMP YOUR LEG FOR 'EM I SORT OF LIKE THIS BECAUSE THE GUY UH, HE TAKES A LOT OF CRAP YOU KNOW BECAUSE...FAAAA! I SAID FAAAA HE TAKES A LOT OF CRAP BECAUSE HE'S FABIO AND THE GOOSE YOU KNOW GETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH A GOOSE AND THE WHOLE THING AND UH, HE SORT OF GETS THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE THE GUY IS DOING FINE YOU KNOW HE'S LIVING THE SWEET LIFE THERE YOU GO, THAT'S SALTY

JUST WASHING MY HANDS IN FABIO'S KITCHEN

WE'VE PLAYED WITH THE DOGS, WE'VE CHECKED OUT THE BIKES, NOW WE'RE GOING TO GO SEE HOW FABIO EATS YOU KNOW I'M CURIOUS ABOUT IT ARE YOU GUYS READY? -LET'S DO IT

I'VE GOT TO START GROWING THE HAIR OUT TOO IF I'M GOING TO BE MORE LIKE FABIO

CAN'T YOU PICTURE IT LIKE RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST ME, IT'S FABIO WITH THE GOOFY GUY GUARANTEE USUALLY THREE GIRLS AT A TIME IN HERE? FOUR GIRLS? WHAT IS IT? HE DOESN'T WANT TO SAY I WAS CLOSE THOUGH RIGHT I'M A GENTLEMAN

SEE THIS IS HIS FAVORITE CAR RIGHT HERE I DON'T THINK THAT'S WOULD PEOPLE WOULD IMAGINE, THEY PICTURE CONVERTIBLES I LOVE THIS, LOW KEY YOU KNOW IT'S, I LOVE IT THIS IS COOL I THINK THIS WILL BE FUN ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT INTO PUBLIC AND I LIKE TO SEE JUST THE LITTLE SUBTLE LOOKS PEOPLE MIGHT GIVE YOU OR WHATEVER AND MAYBE WE'LL SEE YOU SOME WOMEN HERE, RIGHT? SOME MIGHT -I COULD SMACK YOU!, JUST KIDDING

A LITTLE MAGNUM FORCE INTAKE SYSTEM RIGHT HERE, FABIO IS JUST THROWING THIS ON REAL QUICK BEFORE WE GO TO BREAKFAST WE COULDN'T RESIST DOING A LITTLE WRENCHING BEFORE WE LEAVE, COULD WE BUDDY BASICALLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE IS WE'RE GOING TO EXPERIENCE UP TO A 15% HORSEPOWER INCREASE ON OUR DRIVE TO THE BRUNCH SPOT

CAN YOU TELL I'M TALKING OUT MY ASS? CAN YOU START THE CAR AND SEE WHAT?

I SEE THIS AS A NEW SHOW, KIND OF

ART MANN AND FABIO KIND OF WORK ON DIFFERENT CARS GIVE IT SOME GAS A LITTLE GAS? HERE IT COMES BUDDY

SEE IT DOESN'T (INDISCERNIBLE) ANYMORE

WHAT I LIKE IS AS WE GO BY PEOPLE, LIKE THERE IS SOMEONE RIGHT THERE, THEY DON'T KNOW THAT WE'RE RIDING AROUND WITH FABIO RIGHT NOW SEE, IF I GO AROUND WITH THE BENTLEY, EVERYONE WILL KNOW EVERYONE LOOKS I GUESS THAT KIND OF GETS OLD RIGHT? LIKE WITH THE BENTLEY IT'S COOL, EVERYONE IS STARING TO SEE WHO'S DRIVING

YOU KNOW I LOVE MY TRUCK AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IT NEVER BREAKS DOWN YEAH BENTLEY WOULD BREAK DOWN ALL THE TIME AND IF IT DOES BREAK DOWN, IT'S A LOT CHEAPER WITH THIS OH, IT'S YOU KNOW NOTHING COMPARED DOES DAD LIKE THE TRUCK? -LOVES IT I FIGURED DAD WOULD LIKE THE TRUCK

THAT WAS BAD TIMING

DOES DAD HAVE SOME STRONG OPINIONS ON THE BENTLEY? HE'S LIKE SELL IT GET RID OF IT, THAT'S HIS OPINION

DO NOT GO AWAY, MORE FABIO AFTER THE BREAK AND I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE TEASE, IT GETS SEXUAL WITH FABIO YEAH THIS GUY WILL ANSWER ANYTHING WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY, HERE'S WHAT WE'VE LEARNED ABOUT FABIO SO FAR I'M OUT OF BREATH BECAUSE I JUST WALKED UP THAT HE HAS A LONG DRIVEWAY THAT LEADS TO A SICK PAD AND NESTLED UP THERE SOME EXPENSIVE CARS, SURE BUT MORE IMPRESSIVE THE BIGGEST MOTORCYCLE COLLECTION YOU'VE EVER SEEN WOMEN DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT GUYS TOTALLY GET IT THERE WERE JUST BIKES EVERYWHERE HOW MANY BIKES YOU HAVE FABIO? -ABOUT 160 BEAUTIFUL POOL AND BACK YARD, SOME VERY ENTERTAINING DOGS THERE HE GOES JASON (LAUGHS)

BUT NOW WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHERE THIS GUY LIKES TO EAT LUNCH

THIS IS A PLACE YOU ALWAYS GO? I'VE DIFFERENT PLACES THIS IS ONE OF THEM SO THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ALL SAY FABIO WHEN WE WALK IN RIGHT? IT'S NOT LIKE THAT KIND OF DEAL IS IT? LIKE CHEERS OH THIS, LOOK AT THIS

SO WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT RIDING? ME? UM, LIKE THREE DAYS AGO I'M DECENT, YOU KNOW I DON'T GET HURT THAT'S GOOD HOW LONG TO GET AS GOOD, LIKE WHERE YOUR AT ? LATELY I'VE NOT BEEN RIDING THAT MUCH, IT'S LIKE IT'S RIDING IS LIKE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE WORKING OUT, YOU KNOW YOU CAN GO AND DO IT 1000 TIMES LEG PRESSES AND AFTER YOU TAKE A MONTH OFF AND YOU GO BACK, YOU KNOW YOUR NOT GOING TO DO 1000 POUNDS I LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING HERE, THAT WAS HIS FIRST PLATE I PICTURED HIM HAVING LIKE LETTUCE OR SOMETHING I LOVE SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH MUSHROOMS YOU HAVE TO SAY THE SCRAMBLED EGGS AT THE LITTLE CAFE IS THE BEST (LAUGHS)

THIS IS ONE OF HIS UH, ONE OF YOUR MANY HANG OUTS

GOOD FOOD HERE, GOOD FOOD IS THAT WHAT IT IS? THOUGH BECAUSE I SEE IT'S PREPARED SOME SPECIAL FABIO WAY RIGHT HERE THOUGH ISN'T IT? NO. JUST SCRAMBLED EGGS JUST EGG WHITES WITH MUSHROOMS ALL RIGHT, I'M STUDYING YOU MAN YOUR FIT, I'M SEEING WHAT YOU I HOPE YOU GOT SOME CASH BECAUSE HERE THEY ONLY WANT CASH, NOT CREDIT CARD, NO CHECKS IS THAT REALLY TRUE? -IT'S TRUE

THIS MIGHT BE SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER BUT I HEARD A RUMOR ABOUT YOU AND UH, A LOT OF FRUIT, FRESH FRUIT AND 7 OR 8 WOMEN, SOMETHING LIKE THAT WE'LL JUST CALL IT MONDAY NIGHT

I THINK WHAT YOU GUYS SAW IN THAT GARAGE I THINK THAT REALLY SUMS UP THE WAY THIS GUY LIVES SO IN OTHER WORDS, ONE BIKE, TWO BIKES, THAT WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH YOU NEED, REMEMBER HIS QUOTE, A DIFFERENT BIKE FOR EVERYDAY OF THE YEAR THE MAGIC WORD IS CALLED VARIETY THAT'S THE MAGIC WORD SO YOU LIKE TO RIDE SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERY DAY UH, YOU KNOW DO YOU EAT THE SAME FRUIT OVER AND OVER? NO, YOU HAVE A BANANA, YOU HAVE WATERMELON, AND YOU KNOW ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING RIGHT NOW? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FRUIT

THIS WAS A NICE LITTLE CHANGE FOR US BECAUSE WE DO ON THIS SHOW, IT'S NO SECRET SHOULD WE SHOW THEM REAL QUICK

WE HAVE LOOK IT, THEY'RE SHOWING IT RIGHT NOW ALL SORTS OF CRAZINESS, SO IT WAS NICE TO JUST ACTUALLY HANG OUT WITH FABIO HEY, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN WITH YOU MAN, ALWAYS AS A WOMAN, PLEASE TELL US BEING THIS CLOSE TO FABIO WHAT ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? HE'S GORGEOUS EVERYBODY IN AMERICA THINKS HE'S GORGEOUS WITHOUT, OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE OUT YOUR ADDRESS I MEAN HALF OF OUR AUDIENCE ALREADY HAS IT, THE FEMALES BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE IT OUT BUT WHAT IS COOL ABOUT WHERE YOU LIVE IS IT'S NOT SO OBVIOUS, IT'S NOT BEL AIRE, IT'S NOT WHERE EVERYTHING YOU LIVE IN WHAT YOU WOULD CALL JUST KIND OF A NICE LITTLE CROSS SECTION OF THE UNITED STATES AND IT'S CLOSE TO THE NATIONAL PARK, I LOVE IT IT'S VERY CLOSE, VERY STEALTH VERY STEALTH BECAUSE JUST, YOU KNOW TYPICAL KIND OF NEIGHBORHOOD WHATEVER AND THEN YOU HAVE THE FABIO COMPOUND

THIS WAS COOL, THIS WAS NICE, I APPRECIATE THIS BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE OH, REAL MEN DON'T SHAKE, THEY HUG OF COURSE UM, BUT SERIOUSLY A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULDN'T DO THIS, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT I MEAN THAT, A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD SAY, HEY YOU GET 5 MINUTES YOU SIT DOWN AT AN INTERVIEW AT THE MONDRIAN OR SOMETHING I LIKE ART MANN, HE'S A COOL GUY WE GOT TO GO IN YOUR KITCHEN, WE SAW THE POOL, WE SAW THE GARAGE IT'S NICE OF YOU TO OPEN THE DOORS TO US IT'S MY PLEASURE ANYTIME OKAY GUYS

THERE HE IS, FABIO, WE LEARNED ABOUT HIM TOGETHER, HE'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY COOL GUY, I LIKE HIM A GUY'S GUY YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT TO EAT THE GUY IS STILL TUNING THE CAR AND DOING STUFF YOU KNOW IF YOU WANT US TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE, JUST SEND US AN EMAIL IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE YOU DON'T REALIZE IT'S COLD UNTIL IT JUST GETS RIGHT UP IN THERE SERIOUSLY THOUGH IF YOU WANT US TO COME BY, IT'S JUST ART@ARTMANN.COM THERE IT IS ON THE SCREEN SEND US AN EMAIL AND UH, DAMN! WE MIGHT JUST DROP IN ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A SICK GARAGE LIKE HE HAS THIS IS NOT THE TIME OF YEAR TO LET THE WATER GO UP IN THERE, THIS IS JUST KIND OF VIEWING SEASON RIGHT? ALL RIGHT, ANYWAY, WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME