Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 104

Episode Title: Playboy Golf

Description: Art learns of a way to make golf a lot more exciting: Playmates!

Transcript:

HI THIS IS DESTINY DAVIS, PLAYBOY'S MISS JANUARY 2005 AND YOUR WATCHING ART MANN PRESENTS. OKAY WE'RE AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION AND WHAT ARE WE GOING TO BE DOING. HERE'S WHAT'S COMING UP. YOU READY FOR THIS, BEHIND THE SCENES TOUR OF THE MANSION, WHOO YEAH. ALL YOU GUYS ARE SO JEALOUS YOUR NOT HERE RIGHT NOW, SO DAMN JEALOUS. YOUR GONNA BE GOLFING WITH PLAYMATES. HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH PLAYBOY GOLF. LINGERIE PARTY YEAH, LINGERIE PARTY. LIN-GER-IE YEAH WHOOO OOOOOH. YEAH

IT'S AN ADULT DISNEYLAND BASICALLY. OH YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY GIRLS. ARE YOU PITCHING A TENT RIGHT NOW? PUT THIS MAN IN THE GROTTO. HANGING OUT AT THE MANSION. THIS IS A SHOW RIGHT HERE.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY. LOOK AT ME SMILING. I'M HERE. THIS IS LIKE GUY HEADQUARTERS RIGHT HERE THE PLAYBOY MANSION, EVERYONE'S DREAM BUT ME JUST STANDING HERE A BIG GIANT DOME, BIG GOOFY SELF, THIS WOULD NOT BE A SHOW, NO. WE NEED ONE OF MY FAVORITE CANADIANS TO JOIN ME RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE RIGHT HERE. HI ART. HOW YA DOIN? I'M DOING GOOD, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. GO AHEAD QUESTIONS. IS THAT A CAMERA IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? THERE'S NO CAMERA. (LAUGHS) SHOULD WE START OUT THIS SHOW WITH A LITTLE TOUR OF THE GROUNDS. I THINK WE SHOULD, I THINK WE GOTTA DO THAT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE US FIRST? I DON'T KNOW WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? I'M A GUY AT THE MANSION AND THERE IS A PLAYMATE STANDING NEXT TO ME, I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU TAKE US, THIS IS AMAZING. WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE GAME ROOM CAUSE GUYS LOVE TO PLAY GAMES. I KNOW WHERE IT IS THOUGH, DID YOU SEE THAT? YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS. I WANT TO SEE IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT BUT I'VE HEARD THIS, ONE OF THE QUICKEST WAYS TO ACTUALLY LEAVE THE MANSION, SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S THAT BACK EXIT, IT'S NOT IT'S TOUCHING THAT TAIL WILL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT, WELL, IT WILL AND A GOOD KICK IN THE GROIN TOO. OH IS THAT, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS PART OF THE DEAL. WELL IT'S NOT BUT UH I HAVE A GOOD KICK. THIS IS A COOL OH NICE. THIS IS THE HUGH HEFFNER UH, START THAT YOU ACTUALLY SEE ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD AND UM, HEFF IS THE ONLY CELEBRITY THAT HAS HIS OWN STAR AT HIS RESIDENCE WHICH IS KIND OF COOL SO THAT GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A CELEBRITY AND AN ICON HUGH HEFFNER IS. OKAY. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING THE RIGHT WAY THOUGH. THIS BY THE WAY ALL THESE TREES HEFF HAS THE MOST ABOUT OF REDWOOD TREES. IS THIS A TRUE FACT OR ARE YOU IS THIS A TRUE FACT? NO, NO, NO IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE THE REDWOOD TREES, VERY, VERY RARE BUT THEY'RE ALL HERE AT HEFF'S AND AND I'M THINKING THAT WE MUST GO THIS WAY. WE'RE GOING THIS WAY. CAUSE THE TENNIS COURTS ARE OVER THERE, THAT'S RIGHT ART, YOUR SO GOOD. WATCH THIS. SLAPPING NOISE, OH YOU LITTLE S# IT. SHE'S TOO TOUGH.

WE CAN GET A LITTLE PHYSICAL YOU KNOW. OKAY WELL THIS IS WHERE ACTUALLY MOST THE GUYS HANG OUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WHEN THEY'RE REALLY DRUNK AND THEY CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT THEY JUST COME IN HERE. TO THE GAME ROOM? THEY COME TO THE GAME ROOM. WOW. KINDA COOL ISN'T IT? YES. HEFF LOVES TO PLAY DIFFERENT VIDEO GAMES AND OF COURSE THE POOL TABLE RIGHT HERE.

AND LOOK AT THIS SIGN. THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU SEE EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU COME INTO THIS PLACE, THIS WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL PLAYBOY MANSION. DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THE MANSION FROM THE FRONT? YEAH. I WANT TO SEE THIS. WE CAN'T WALK UP WHEN WE COME IT'S A PRETTY AMAZING VIEW. HERE, I'LL HELP YOU OUT. I WAS ABOUT TO HELP HER UP THE THING AND SHE'S ALREADY UP THERE. OKAY HERE WE GO. I'M FRAGILE. GO ON ART. HOW CAN WE PROVE THAT THIS IS NOT JUST A BLUE SCREEN. HOW CAN WE PROVE IT. IT IS A BLUE SCREEN. IT IS. WE'RE ON SET. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I'M ALL REAL. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY NEAT IS THAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I'M ALL REAL. LIKE I DON'T HAVE, LIKE I'M ALL REAL. THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. IN MY FLESH AND BONES IN A BUNNY COSTUME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY FUNNY IS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, IS THAT TO MAKE THESE BOOBS LOOK REALLY BIG CAUSE ACTUALLY THEY'RE KINDA SMALL, I'VE GOT MY SOCKS IN HERE. YOU DO NOT! NO, NO, I DO. I CAN GET IN BIG TROUBLE BUT LOOK. HOLY CRAP! (LAUGHS) AND I WAS WORKING OUT IN THE I ALSO HAVE A LITTLE CONFESSION TO MAKE. OH GOD! YOUR OUTTA HERE. MR. HEFF HE IS TRYING TO PUT HIS HANDS DOWN HIS PANTS THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO.

HEFF LOVES ANIMALS AS YOU CAN SEE AND HE WANTED TO HAVE A WHOLE ZOO AT HIS HOUSE. WHAT'S THE HISTORY THERE? WHY ARE YOU A PLAYBOY BUNNY, WHY NOT A PLAYBOY FOX. OR A PLAYBOY BEAR. I'D LIKE TO BE A PLAYBOY GOD. THAT WOULD BE NICE. I THINK SO. LIKE A LITTLE LIKE, LIKE A HUSKY OR SOMETHING, I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN.

YUP THE BIRD'S GONNA LOVE YOU.

(LAUGHS) I LOVE ANIMALS SO THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE PLACE. LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY. THAT IS, THAT IS THESE GUYS ARE REALLY, REALLY CUTE AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO FEED THEM? YEAH, I'D LOVE TO FEED THEM. OKAY STICK YOU FINGER IN THERE. OH, YOU LITTLE S# IT. (LAUGHS) COME OVER HERE. NO, NO, NO YOU REALLY CAN FEED THEM OVER HERE. IS HE GOING TO POO ON ME. NO, NOT UNLESS YOU PUT YOUR HAND UNDERNEATH HIS BUM.

LOOK, ARE YOU GRABBING THE HANDS. LOOK AT THE LITTLE HANDS. HI. LOOK HE TRUSTS YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE EARS. SEE HE DOES TRUST ME. HE THINKS I'M A LITTLE MONKEY DON'T YOU? HE'S AW LOOK AT THOSE. DOES HE LIKE THAT? TICKLING OF THE FEET? NO I'VE SEEN EM KILL A GUY WHEN THEY DO THAT.

HE'S BITING THE CAMERA. ART, THEY LOVE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR FINGER IN IT'S MOUTH NO THEY DON'T YEAH THEY DO. NO, HE'LL KILL ME. NO, THEY'LL LICK IT. PET THE BIRD BIG SHOT. WHOA YEAH HELLO. SEE THE BIRD HAS THE HOTS FOR ART.

SEE THIS IS THE PARTY. THIS IS THE KICKOFF PARTY. THIS IS THE KICKOFF PARTY TO PLAYBOY GOLF.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE MANSION, YOU COME HERE, I NOTICE YOU JUST LEFT THE CLOTHES OVER THERE ON THE SHORE. IS IT SOMETHING WHAT IS IT? WHAT? UH, WE'RE AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION, IT'S THE ONLY PLACE THAT THIS IS OKAY. WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GROTTO, STAYS IN THE GROTTO. BUT YOUR NOT EVEN IN THE GROTTO. YOUR IN THE POOL PART. IT STARTED IN THE GROTTO. THEN IT MIGRATED.

I LOVED IT.

THEY JUST DO IT. AND THEN I CAN DO ONE AT A TIME. BUT NOT ONLY THAT, I CAN SHAKE MY ASS NOT ONLY SHAKE BUT VIBRATE.

THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS A GOOD TIME OF THE SHOW THIS IS A TALENT. TURN AROUND AND GIVE ME SOMETHING. A LITTLE ASS VIBRATING.

EVERYBODY SHOULD BE HERE AT PLAYBOY GOLF AT THE MANSION AND WE JUST STARTED, WE'RE NOT EVEN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED GOLF YET. HI, COME PARTY WITH US.

THAT IS HOT S# IT. WHOOOO.

THAT IS HOT. LIKE THIS IS NOT, THAT'S HOT.

YOU CANNOT COME TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION WITHOUT ENJOYING THE GROTTO. NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ENJOYED IT BEFORE YOU, THE EXPERIENCE IS WELL WORTH IT.

WE LIKE TO PLAY WITH YOU KNOW BALLS BUT

WE LIKE GOLF, IT HAS BALLS BUT IT'S GOLF BALLS ARE GOOD YOU KNOW. WHAT ABOUT A CLUB, ANY CLUB JOKES THERE. I'M A GREAT SWINGER. NICE. JASMINE, JASMINE IS THE BEST SWINGER EVER. HELLO? I GET IT EVERY TIME.

COMING UP NEXT, OUR MAIN COURSE.

AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS DESSERT THEY'RE GOING TO BE POPPING OUT BY THE END OF THE NIGHT I THINK. I COME BY AND I CHECK THE BOOBS.

(ALL SCREAMING) WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, WE'VE SEEN A LOT OF PARTYING BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SEE TODAY GIRLS? GOLF. LET'S GET TO IT, C'MON. THE ONLY PLACE WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO DRINK AND DRIVE.

TIME FOR A LITTLE GOLF, RIGHT NICOLE. THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO TEE OFF. COME WITH US. SEE WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. FOLLOW US. WHOA THIS THINGS GOT SOME MAD PICK UP, HOLD ON TIGHT. THEY ARE MINI LOW RIDERS. (TIRES SCREETCH), (LAUGHTER)

OH WHOA WHAT NOW, THAT'S CALLED CLOSING THE DOOR LADIES. (LAUGHTER)

WHAT'S YOUR GOLF EXPERIENCE, ARE YOU A I LIKE TO GOLF. ARE YOU ANY GOOD? I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. YOU KNOW FOR AS MUCH DRINKING THAT GOES ON, ON THESE GOLF COURSES YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD PUT SEATBELTS IN THESE THINGS. ARE YOU GETTING A LITTLE SCARED? (LAUGHS)

TELL US ABOUT YOUR WHAT IS THIS HOLE RIGHT HERE, WHAT NUMBER ARE WE? THIS IS THE 13TH HOLE. HI. LUCKY 13. SPONSORED BY MONSTER. NICE. IT'S 1:45. YOU KNOW WHY I'M DOING AUDIO RIGHT NOW? IT'S 1:45, I'M JUST KIDDING. ARLO IS BOOZING OVER THERE. I GOT IT JOHN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DUDE I GOT IT. (LAUGHS)

IS THAT BOOZE IN YOUR CUP? HERE HOLD ON, I'M NOT REAL GOOD AT THIS GO AHEAD, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? OH MY GOD!

WHAT HAPPENED, WE GOT THAT WHOLE THING ON TAPE. PLEASE EXPLAIN, EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED THERE, WHAT WENT WRONG, IT WENT TERRIBLY WRONG. IT ALL STARTED WHEN I GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING. HEY JUST WHILE YOUR WALKING BY LONIE CAN WE JUST SHOW THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT A LITTLE PIECE OF JEWELRY YOU HAVE RIGHT HERE. IT'S UH EVENS OUT MY SWING. (LAUGHS) HOLD IT STILL, LOOK AT THAT. IS THAT THE COUNTERWEIGHT? OH NOTHIN, ONLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM AH, DUDE, YOU'RE THE HERO OF MY FAMILY RIGHT NOW.

OH, DUDE THAT'S SICK, GIVES ME CHILLS.

NICE. GO PATS

NICE. HE'S ON. (LAUGHS)

PLAYBOY BUNNER, PLAYBOY GOLF ROCKS.

SORRY IF YOU WERE UH HOPING TO SEE A BUNCH OF GOLF ON THIS SHOW. THEY HAVE CHANNELS DEDICATED JUST TO THAT. OUR SHOW IS NOT ABOUT THAT.

OHHH THERE AIN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE TWO OF US ON THIS PATH BOYS. THIS IS SOME TIGHT RACING.

GOT SOME GOOD GRASS (LAUGHS)

GOOD BALL.

DO YOU NEED A RIDE? GET IN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK JOHN? PLAYMATES. GOOD CALL.

WHAT ARE WE DOING? WE'RE GETTING IN THE POOL. NICE. SEE THIS IS THE FUN HOLE. C'MON LET'S GO. WE'RE HAVING FUN. I'M DRESSED.

THIS IS WHY I COME HERE. THIS IS WHY HE COMES TO THE GOLF TOURNAMENT. THIS IS WHY YOU COME TO PLAYBOY GOLF.COM. RIGHT HERE BABY. IT DON'T GET NO BETTER THAN THIS.

THE MORE CONTACT AREA, THE MORE RUBBER THAT ACTUALLY TOUCHES THE ROAD, THE BETTER GRIP YOUR GONNA HAVE. SO WHAT I'VE DONE IS I'VE ACTUALLY TAKEN THESE IN AND HAD THEM SHAVED DOWN, GIMME A LITTLE MORE GRIP.

(CHEERS)

WHAT GOES ON WHEN THE GOLFERS AREN'T HERE? WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO? WE JUST STAND HERE AND WE YELL AND WE CLAP

NICE.

EXCELLENT. AND NOW UH SECURITY WHEEL.

(CHEERS) NICE. HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH PLAYBOY GOLF.

OHHH (LAUGHS)

(CHEERS) WHAT HAPPENED? (LAUGHS) I GOT A LITTLE OFF TO THE LEFT THERE, I DIDN'T EXPECT THE DRAFT COMING DOWN FROM THE RIGHT THERE. WORKED OUT PRETTY GOOD. WE GOT ONE BOYS, WE'LL USE THAT ONE.

(LAUGHS)

(CHEERS)

DO NOT GO AWAY, AFTER THE BREAK YOUR COMING WITH US TO THE LINGERIE PARTY. MOM I HOPE YOUR NOT WATCHING.

HEY LOOK, HEY LOOK MY T.V. FRIENDS ARE HERE. HEY. WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY WE'VE BEEN TEASING THIS THING THIS ENTIRE EPISODE. WE ARE HERE. WE ARE AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION, IT IS A LINGERIE PARTY. SHOW THEM THE LINGERIE.

VERY SHEER, VERY CRAZY. YES. LOOK AT THESE GIRLS NEXT TO YOU.

WE'RE AT THE MANSION. DID YOU PINCH YOURSELF? YOUR AT THE MANSION. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. F# # K THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE EVER I THINK.

YEAH I HIGHLY APPROVE OF THE DRESS CODE HERE, I THINK IT SHOULD BE FROZEN IN TIME DISALLOWED ANY CHANGES WHATSOEVER.

IT'S CRAZY. WHAT'S SHE DOING? WHAT WAS THAT? SORRY. (LAUGHS) I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S KEEPING THESE THINGS UP BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE POPPING OUT BY THE END OF THE NIGHT. THEN I COME BY AND CHECK THE BOOBS. I'M THE CHECKER.

TELL THEM ABOUT THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE HERE AT THE MANSION, WHAT'S THAT FEELING, WHAT'S THAT VIBE. IT'S LIKE, ITS YOU JUST FEEL IT IN YOUR PANTS, RIGHT? YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR PANTS. IT'S ELECTRIC. IT'S LIKE HONESTLY THE BEST PARTIES IN THE WORLD ARE HERE, RIGHT HERE. AND THE MOST GENEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD HUGH HEFFNER.

WARREN TALK TO US. TELL THE VIEWERS WHAT CAN THEY EXPECT. THEY COME UP TO THE MANSION FOR A PARTY LIKE THIS. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO SEE TONIGHT? IT'S AN ADULT DISNEYLAND BASICALLY. EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO SEE AS A MAN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, YOU GOT GREAT FOOD, YOU GOT GREAT DRINKS, YOU GOT GREAT AMBIANCE, UH GREAT SCENERY, I MEAN YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYMORE AS A, AS A MAN IN THIS ENVIRONMENT. I LIKE TO SEE THIS CAUSE YOU GUYS LOOK AMAZING BUT YOU ACTUALLY EAT TONS OF FOOD. OH, FOOD. TONS OF FOOD (LAUGHS) I KNOW. YOU GUYS I HAVE TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING THE GUY THAT ONE OF THE GUYS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING THE PLAYBOY PLAYMATES WITH THE GOLFING IS THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. WELL WE TRY ART, WE TRY. YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE, YOU KNOW OUR PARTIES TURN OUT TO SOMETHING BIG NOW AND PLAYBOY GOLF IS A GREAT WAY TO HAVE ENTERTAINMENT, FUN, SPORTS FOR THE GUYS AND COMBINE IT WITH GENIUS. (LAUGHS) ARE WE GOING TO SEE OTHER THINGS, IS THERE GOING TO BE PLAYBOY TENNIS? PLAYBOY MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT WHY NOT, WE COULD COME UP WITH PLAYBOY SURFING MAYBE.

SO HERE WE GO. WE'RE JUST GONNA LET IT GO A LITTLE BIT HERE. THIS IS WHERE IT CROSSED THE LINE I THINK.

PLEASE UH DO TELL US ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT RIGHT NOW. WELL IT'S VERY, VERY SEE THROUGH AND UH I BELIEVE IT'S SEXY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? I BELIEVE YOUR RIGHT. (LAUGHS) THIS IS FOR ART ONLY. FOR ART. YOUR VERY SHY. YOUR SO SHY. I KNOW. I'M TAKING CLASSES THOUGH TO GET OVER IT. WHAT ABOUT AS A FOOTBALL PLAYER THE CHICKS DIG THAT DON'T THEY? SOME OF EM. YOU KNOW I'M AN OLD FOOTBALL PLAYER, THEY DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. A LOT OF THESE LITTLE GIRLS WEREN'T EVEN BORN WHEN I WAS PLAYING BUT THE ONES WHO DO KNOW, NOT BAD. I LIKE THE SMILE.

YOU KNOW UH WE WERE JUST TALKING TO WARREN MOON INSIDE AND HE WAS TELLING US THAT THE QUARTERBACK IS THE BEST POSITION FOR UH GETTING THE LADIES, ANY TRUTH TO THAT? UH, I THINK THERE IS A LITTLE BIT, I MEAN YOU AUTOMATICALLY GOT A LITTLE BIT OF GAME IF YOUR THE QUARTERBACK SO IT HELPS OUT GUYS LIKE ME YOU KNOW. JASON JUST GO AHEAD AND PAN OVER TO YOUR LEFT A LITTLE BIT. EVERY TIME I SEE THESE TWO, THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AROUND THEM, HOW DO YOU DO IT? WHAT'S THE, JUST TELL ME THE SECRET. IT'S THE SHAG HE'S WEARING RIGHT NOW. IT'S THE PAJAMAS. I THINK IT'S THE RING. SHOW THEM THE RING, C'MON SHOW OFF THOSE RINGS.

I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED WHEN RON JEREMY WALKED BY THAT WAS PRETTY SWEET. YEAH THAT WAS PRETTY COOL HUH. THAT'S EVERY LITTLE KIDS DREAM I THINK TO SEE RON JEREMY. (LAUGHS) WELL NOT IN THAT WAY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE'S LIKE AN ICON YOU KNOW THAT GUY, YEAH. YOU SEE HIM IN PERSON IT'S A LITTLE BIZARRE, A LITTLE WEIRD. YEAH IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, A LITTLE FUNNY.

YOU KNOW WE'VE TRIED TO SHOOT THIS, GENERALLY IT GETS PRETTY CROWDED IN HERE THIS MY FRIENDS YOU GOTTA DUCK, THIS IS THE GROTTO. ALL RIGHT. VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS. ALL YOU GUYS ARE SO JEALOUS YOUR NOT HERE. SO DAMN JEALOUS. SO JEALOUS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE OUTFITS YOU GUYS HAVE ON. DOESN'T SHE LOOK HOT? SHE LOOKS SO GOOD. I CAN'T TELL YOU MAN YOU LOOK AT THE WOMEN, YOU LOOK AT THE PEOPLE, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT YOU MAN, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MAN THERE IS. (LAUGHS)

SHOW EVERYONE HOW YOU DO IT. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. OH YOU LOOK GREAT THESE DAYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THESE DAYS? YOU LOOK HOT. I LOOK WHAT? YOU LOOK HOT. I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOU SAY IT AGAIN. HOT, OH YOUR HOT, HOT, HOT.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. OH YEAH WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME HERE HANGING OUT WITH ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE HERE AT THE PARTY. YOU FIND THE LADIES ARE DIGGING THIS OUTFIT MY BROTHER. I GOTTA FIND MY MAMA. ARE YOU THIRSTY? OH YOU KNOW I AM. OF COURSE.

I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR EYES. NO WAY THE CAMERA WAS LOOKING OVER HERE. I WAS LOOKING THERE. I DON'T THINK THAT ANY GUYS ARE EVEN REALLY LOOKING AT OUR FACES, THEY'RE JUST PERMANENTLY LIKE DRAWN TO THE BOOBS. JASON IS EFFECTED BY IT NOW. UH OH (LAUGHS) HOW YA DOIN IN THAT? YOU HOLDING OUT ALL RIGHT IN THAT OUTFIT?

I CAN BARELY BREATHE BUT WE'RE HOLDING UP, WE'RE DOING GOOD. I'VE SEEN JEN SPEND HOUR AFTER HOUR IN THAT OUTFIT, WHAT DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU FINALLY GET TO JUST CHANGE. KIND OF LIKE THAT, LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN.

THIS GIRL CAN DANCE RIGHT HERE. ALL RIGHT, IF YOUR GONNA HAVE SEX THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND WOULD BE? BAM CHICKA BAM BAM BAM I THINK I'VE HEARD THAT SONG. YEAH I SANG IT IN MY HALL FOR TWO DAYS (SINGING TUNE) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. JUST THE STUFF THAT WANDERS BY WHEN YOUR AT THE MANSION. BUT GUYS LOVE YOU GUYS THOUGH, YOU MUST LIKE THAT. IT MUST FEEL GOOD RIGHT. WE LOVE THEM. ABSOLUTELY WE LOVE THE BOYS. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES A PARTY LIKE THIS GET A LITTLE CRAZY? ALCOHOL? YEAH (LAUGHS) THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO MONEY INVOLVED IN ANY OF THESE BARS. HEY MOM, WHAT'S UP, MY MOM JUST TUNED IN I JUST WANT TO TELL HER THAT MANSKEETOS ON THE SCI-FI CHANNEL RIGHT NOW YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT. (LAUGHS) MOM I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU MOM. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT. WHERE ELSE COULD YOU EVER WEAR THIS THING BESIDES TO THE MANSION? WHOLLY S# IT I'D NEVER. (LAUGHS) MOM I HOPE YOUR NOT WATCHING NOW. HOLY S# IT. I LIKE THAT MOVE AS SHE SPINS AROUND MOM I HOPE YOUR NOT WATCHING. MOM I HOPE YOUR NOT WATCHING.

ART ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET? BELIEVE IT OR NOT WE'RE OUT OF TIME, IT'S SAD ISN'T IT. YEAH. WHERE YOU GOING? WE BROUGHT THEM A HALF HOUR OF UNBELIEVABLE TELEVISION RIGHT THERE. WELL IF YOUR ON IT, YOUR DOING PRETTY DAMN GOOD. THE PROBLEM WITH THE BUNNY COSTUME IS THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE A PURSE AND THEN THERE ARE NO POCKETS AND A PLAYMATE OR A BUNNY THEY ALWAYS NEED LIP GLOSS. SO I'M PUTTING IT ON, AND NOW YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BE CARRYING THIS AROUND SO THERE IS NOWHERE ELSE TO PUT IT BUT RIGHT HERE. STICK IT IN THERE AND IT'S GONE. NICE. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS SOMETIMES I DON'T FIND IT FOR A COUPLE DAYS. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE I CAN'T EVEN FIND IT NOW.