Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 103

Episode Title: Arizona Adventure

Description: Art goes on a road trip to Arizona to check out a balloon festival, top fuel boats, and, of course, the crazy nightlife.

Transcript:

DESTINATION, ARIZONA

JUMP IN MY FRIENDS, WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP

WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THAT THERE'S A WHOLE LIKE TO LIKE IN THE GRAND CANYON STATE WE'VE GOT DEATH DEFYING NITRO BURNING DRAG BOATS

GIANT FIRE BREATHING HOT AIR BALLOONS

AND OF COURSE, RED HOT, SIZZLING NIGHT LIFE IT AIN'T OVER TILL 2 O'CLOCK BABY ARE YOU READY? NO, NOT YOU THEM? HE SAYS YEAH IT'S TIME FOR AN ARIZONA ADVENTURE YES!

HERE IT IS, ARIZONA, C'MON I'M GOING TO GET THERE BEFORE YOU OH, IT'S NICE IN ARIZONA, YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS

ALL RIGHT, AS PROMISED AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW OF COURSE THIS IS THE GRAND CANYON STATE THIS IS WHAT IT'S KNOWN FOR, THE GRAND CANYON SO I HAD TO FIND IT AND I DID SO NOW, I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU NOT ONLY HOW THE CANYON WAS FORMED BUT JUST SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE CANYON I'M NOT DOING ANY OF THAT I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE CANYON, WE'RE GOING TO BRING SOME MUSIC UP FULL AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO TO CRAZY NIGHT LIFE C'MON WHAT SHOW DO YOU THINK YOUR WATCHING WATCH YOUR STEP HERE, NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO TRIP

MY DEAL IS THIS, IT'S THE GRAND CANYON, IT'S AWESOME, I DON'T WANT TO DISRESPECT THE GRAND CANYON MAXIMUM RESPECT FOR THE GRAND CANYON BUT VERY LAME TO JUST SIT AND STARE AT THE CANYON SO WE ARE NOW GOING TO DO THIS, WE'RE DOING THIS FOR YOU BY THE WAY WE'RE GOING TO CLIMB BACK IN THE VEHICLE AND EXPLORE MORE OF ARIZONA WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHERE WE'RE HEADED NEXT I WISH YOU GUYS KNEW CAUSE THEN YOU COULD TELL ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA

SO HERE WE ARE IN CHANDLER, ARIZONA, THIS MY FRIENDS IS NOT JUST AN EMPTY FIELD, IT'S SOON TO BE THE SITE OF MANY BALLOONS THE BALLOON, WHAT IS IT CALLED? ARIZONA BALLOON FESTIVAL CODE WORD FOR NOT A LOT GOING ON

MAY I PRESENT THE FIELD OF LAME BUILD IT AND THEY WON'T COME I'M BEING A LITTLE HARSH BUT LET'S BE HONEST IT'S A BUNCH OF BALLOONS, THEY'RE TIED TO THE GROUND AND THEY'RE GOING TO LIGHT UP IN A SECOND SO OF COURSE, YOU HAVE THAT BEAUTIFUL HIGH DEF SET, WE WILL SHOW YOU THAT

WE WILL SHOW YOU THAT, WELL BECAUSE WE DROVE ALL THE WAY HERE AND IT IS PRETTY DAMN IMPRESSIVE

(INDISCERNIBLE) OKAY ENOUGH BALLOONS LIGHTING UP THE SKY, HOW CAN WE TOP THAT? IT'S GOING TO BE EASY WE'RE GOING DOWN TO TEMPE, WHICH IS GREAT, WHICH IS INSANE WHICH IF YOU HAVE, SOME OF YOU OLDER FOLKS WATCHING OUT THERE HAVE SOME COLLEGE AGE KIDS YOU'LL SEE WHAT YOUR MONEY IS BEING SPENT ON LET'S GO DOWN TO TEMPE, NIGHTLIFE

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE'RE INSIDE THE LIBRARY AS YOU CAN SEE MIXED IN WITH THE BOOKS IS SOME BOOZE AND THESE GIRLS OVER HERE THESE ARE CALLED THE LIBRARIANS NO LIBRARY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT LIBRARIANS AND THIS CROWD OUT HERE, THEY'RE NOT HERE TO STUDY, TRUST ME THEY'RE STUDYING, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT SUBJECT AND I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE BECAUSE THEY KEEP HANDING ME UH, RED BULL VODKAS AND I'M NOT, I'M A DRINKING GUY BUT WHEN THEY'RE FREE ALL RIGHT LET'S GET JASON ON THE BAR AND SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT

YOU GUYS TALK TO US NOW I THOUGHT THAT THIS PLACE WAS FAMOUS BECAUSE OF THE BOOKS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE BOOKS DO THEY? NO. JUST THE ALCOHOL AND THE GIRLS

THIS ISN'T YOUR USUAL LIBRARY THAT'S FOR SURE THIS IS THE BEST PLACE I EVER BEEN MY FIRST TIME HERE IN ARIZONA, I THINK IT'S THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE TO COME IF YOU HAVE BEEN HERE, YOUR NEVER GOING TO BE ANYWHERE I'M FROM COSTA RICA AND JOINED THE PARTY OVER HERE HOW DID YOU KNOW TO COME TO TEMPE TO PARTY? SOME FRIENDS OF US TOLD US TO COME HERE RIGHT TO THE LIBRARY WHY DID THEY COME TO THE LIBRARY? TELL THEM I CAME TO THE LIBRARY TO SEE WOMEN DANCING ON THE BAR THANK YOU, THANK YOU SIR YOUR VERY SMART, I SEE WHY YOU HANG OUT IN THE LIBRARY

ARE WE DOING ANY STUDYING TONIGHT? LOTS OF STUDYING, LOTS OF STUDYING, I'M LOOKING AT ALL THE TAIL, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE I'M GOING TO GO AFTER I DON'T KNOW BUDDY, YOU GOT IT NARROWED DOWN YET ? WELL YOU KNOW I LIKE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT BUT IT'S A TOUGH DECISION

WHAT'S UP MAN? -WHAT'S GOING ON? TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE LIBRARY LIBRARY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE BABY THAT'S IT, YOU COME HERE YOUR GOING TO SEE SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DRINK STUFF YOU'VE NEVER DRANK BEFORE, EVEN DO STUFF YOU'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE GO AHEAD GIMME A PLAY BY PLAY WELL I, I, DRUNK MAN I CAN'T EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW, OH MY GOD I'M WASTED TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE LIBRARY WHAT'S THAT? -TELL THEM ABOUT THE LIBRARY THE LIBRARY IS GREAT, OKAY YOU GOT BARTENDERS ON THE BAR -THAT'S ALL YOU NEED YEAH -LOOK AT HER RIGHT HERE LET'S FOCUS ON HER RIGHT THERE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, LET ME TALK TO HER, HOLD ON HELLO, MY NAME IS ART, HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M DOING GREAT HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC TONIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TELL EVERYONE ABOUT TEMPE, WHAT CAN THEY EXPECT IF THEY COME HERE? THIS IS AWESOME, LOOK AT THE..YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE MUSIC GROOVE TO ALL NIGHT ALONG AND HAVE A DANCE MOVE LOOK AT HIM WORKING IT, C'MON BUDDY LET'S SEE NICE. NICE

HI! -HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE ONE OF THE LIBRARIANS AREN'T YOU? I AM NOW WHAT HAPPENS YOUR DANCING UP ON THE STAGE AND THEN YOU MOVE THROUGH THE CROWD, THE GUYS LOVE YOU HUH? A LITTLE BIT -YEAH WHEN YOUR DANCING WHAT'S THE LOOK THEY GIVE YOU WHEN YOUR UP ON STAGE, HOW DO THEY LOOK AT YOU?

I SAW THAT, WE SAW THAT THAT'S WHAT THEY DO, THEY JUST... WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF THE LIBRARY, WE'RE GOING TO DOS GRINGOS YOU BEEN? YES, IT'S AWESOME, SO AWESOME YOU WANT TO COME WITH US? -I WISH I COULD, I WISH I COULD WELL YOU GUYS AT HOME CAN SO STICK AROUND AFTER THE BREAK FOR BABES, BEER, AND BOATS

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR WATCHING ART MANN PRESENTS

MY SPANISH IS NOT VERY GOOD, PLEASE TELL THEM WHERE WE ARE -DOS GRINGOS THAT'S SPANISH IT'S ABOUT AS FAR AS IT GOES

I HEARD YOU SELL MORE BEER THAN JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, IS THAT TRUE? WE SELL MORE CORONA THAN ANY OTHER PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES WE SOLD 3 MILLION LAST NIGHT LET'S GO INSIDE

YOU BOOZE IT, YOU LOSE IT

TELL ME ABOUT DOS GRINGOS DOS GRINGOS IS THE BEST PLACE IN MY LIFE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN HERE BUT ITS F# # KING PHENOMENAL

DOS GRINGOS IS THE SH# T YEAH YEAH HOW MANY BEERS DID YOU FEED THIS GUY TONIGHT? A LOT I THINK HE HAD ONE -I JUST GOT HERE I JUST GOT HERE PARTY IS TILL 2 O'CLOCK BABY

CORONAS 2 BUCKS BABY

WE FOUND THEIR SECRET DOS DOLLARS ON THE CORONA I'M A REPEAT CUSTOMER I'VE GOT LAID MANY TIMES FROM THIS BAR THAT IS, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT NO, NO HERE IS THE DEAL, THAT'S THE KIND OF IMPORTANT INFORMATION I THINK THE VIEWERS WANT TO KNOW THEY DO WANT TO KNOW THAT, THEY DO

I BROUGHT SOME T.V. FRIENDS WITH ME, SAY HI TO THEM, HELLO HELLO, THIS IS MY FRIEND LUCY, I'M ERIC HI HOW ARE YOU DOING? NICE TO MEET YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THIS PLACE, WHAT IS THE FEELING IN HERE WE'RE OUTSIDE, HOLY CRAP I JUST NOTICED THAT IT'S GREAT OUT HERE ACTUALLY IT'S LIKE A SPANISH BUNGALOW A SPANISH BUNGALOW THERE'S BEER AND BEAUTIFUL LADIES EVERYWHERE ABSOLUTELY CAN'T BEAT IT, ALL DAY THIS PLACE IS LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF MEXICO IN ARIZONA WHAT'S UP DUDE !

WHAT'S UP ART? WHAT'S GOING ON? -IT'S ABOUT TIME I BEEN WAITING ABOUT 2-3 YEARS TO SEE YOU MAN AT LAST WE HAVE MET WE'RE LIKE BROTHERS, REINCARNATED BROTHERS WE LOOK LIKE BROTHERS TOO HEY, YOU KNOW WE PROBABLY ACT LIKE BROTHERS

I'M JUST DOWN HERE -LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT ME ARIZONA STATE LAW SCHOOL FOR ALL YOU ALL LADIES THAT WANT A GOOD BROTHER YEAH, YEAH Y'ALL KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM? WE'VE HAD BAR DANCE AND YOU MISSED OUT CAN YOU DO A REENACTMENT FOR US? NO THERE'S NAKEDNESS SO I CAN'T, I'M SO SORRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OH, THERE IS A LITTLE NAKEDNESS TELL US PLEASE ABOUT THIS PLACE, TELL US ABOUT TEMPE OH, NO DOUBT TEMPE IS AN AWESOME PLACE IT'S DOS GRINGOS, ACME, THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARIZONA, NICE WEATHER THE LIBRARY, SANCTUARY, CB&C WE HAVE HONEYS FROM ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF PROPORTIONS WHERE ARE WE GOING? WE'RE FOLLOWING YOU GUYS UH, WELL WE'RE GOING TO GET A BOTTLE AND GO BACK AND DRINK I KNOW YOU NOW, I'LL BE IN THE STUDIO WITH YOU SO YOU KNOW OH, WHAT ARE WE IN THE STUDIO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WE GOING TO CUT AN ALBUM OR SOMETHING? I DON'T RAP -I DO ALL RIGHT SPIT A LYRIC FOR ME -WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS RHYME

ALL RIGHT WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT? HELP US OUT DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP WHERE ARE WE GOING? WE GOING TO CB&C DOWN IN SCOTTSDALE ROW Y'ALL SEE A LITTLE BIT MORE ETHNIC PEOPLE DOWN THERE (COMMOTION IN BACKGROUND) LIKE US, LIKE US THANK YOU WE'LL SEE A LITTLE BIT OF DUN-K- DUNK TA DUN TA DUN

LISTEN TO MY LINE -CHOCOLATE

WE DRAGGED THIS OUT OF TIPPY BECAUSE WE'RE IN SCOTTSDALE BECAUSE HE SAYS WE NEED SOME CHOCOLATE IN OUR LIFE FRENCH VANILLA HELLO -HI HOW ARE YOU HI, NICE TO MEET YOU WHAT IS IT, WHERE WE AT? -WE'RE AT CB&C WHAT CAN WE EXPECT INSIDE ITS' HIP HOP NIGHT LOTS OF DANCING, LOTS OF FUN WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SEE INSIDE? WE GONNA SEE CURVES, UM, UM THERE WE GO WE GET THAT LITTLE SWANG YOU KNOW THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR THE LITTLE BOOTY NO, A LITTLE MORE -YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING THE TA DUN TA DUN NICE! UM, I'VE BEEN INSIDE IS IT ALL RIGHT, IS IT COOL? LOTS OF BOOTY IN THERE? HELLA BOOTY, OH MY GOD! WE'RE GOING INSIDE YOU READY? -I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW WE DO IT WE'RE GOING TO PUT A LITTLE CHOCOLATE IN THIS MILK

BEFORE, WE WERE IN TEMPE KIND OF A COLLEGE STREET SCENE, NOW WE'RE IN A CLUB RIGHT? -WHAT'S UP WE'RE GOING TO SEE SOME DANCING AND I UNDERSTAND THERE'S SOME BOOTY IN HERE ALWAYS, ALWAYS THIS IS ARIZONA BABY THIS IS OUR TOUR GUIDE, THAT'S BIGGIE WHAT'S UP?

HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE BEFORE? WE HAVE NOT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS IS THE LAND OF THE BOOTY I'M TOLD THAT'S WHAT I HEAR YOU CAN MOVE IT TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THIS PLACE IT'S, IT'S, IT'S READY IT'S READY THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY IS IT'S READY JUST GET OUT HERE, IT'S READY

AS YOU CAN SEE, THE LIGHTS HAVE COME ON AND IF YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE FOR THE LAST 200 YEARS, LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT THAT MEANS IT MEANS NO MORE BOOZE THAT'S LAST CALL, IT MEANS IT'S OVER, GET OUT OF OUR CLUB WHERE SHOULD WE GO NOW? TO MY HOUSE WE GONNA FREAK LIKE A MOTHER F# # KER WE GONNA DO IT LIKE NONE BEFORE, REAL BIG YES, IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO GIVE OUT AN AWARD HOTTEST BARTENDER AND UH, THE AWARD GOES TO, YOUR NAME? NATALIE, HI NATALIE CONGRATULATIONS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO THANK ANYONE? MY MOM TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENS NOW, TELL THEM THE DEAL GO TO THE PARKING LOT YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WOW THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER THE BREAK A LITTLE PARKING LOT PIMPING

AND CRAZY FAST BOATS

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY THE CLUB IS NOW EMPTY BUT DON'T WORRY, THE PARKING LOT IS FULL LET'S TALK TO COME PEOPLE IT'S CALLED THE BLOW OUT THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED, IT'S AFTER THE SHOW, IT'S CALLED WHERE EVERYBODY PARKING LOT PIMPS THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO GO DO, I GOT MY "A" GAME FOR A TOP SHOW GIMME A, I NEED A PLAY BY PLAY ON WHAT GOES ON RIGHT NOW WE UP HERE IN FRONT OF CMNS THIS CROWD (INDISCERNIBLE) YOU GOT EVERYBODY FROM EVERYWHERE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ON FRIDAY NIGHT HOLLA BACK IF YOU AIN'T HERE NEXT FRIDAY HERE I GO, HERE I GO, HERE I GO CHECK ME OUT ONE TIME WILL IT'S ALL THEY CRACKING DOWN AT CB&C

YOUR NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHERE THE AFTER-HOURS PLACE IS ? WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE HOTEL WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFER

HOW DO WE SPELL THE TA DUN TA DUN? HOW DO YOU SPELL WHAT? HOW DO WE SPELL IT? HOW DO YOU SPELL WHAT? TA DUN TA DUN THAT'S HOW WE SPELL TA DUN TA DUN HERE IN ARIZONA TELL 'EM ONE MORE TIME A-Z YOU TELL IT WE ON THE MAP, AZ WE DOING IT WE DOIN IT Y'ALL DON'T KNOW YET BUT WE DOIN' IT PLEASE BELIEVE IT WHAT? -THEY BELIEVE IT THEY KNOW NOW, YOU DON'T KNOW THEN ASK SOMEBODY OH, YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS BY THE WAY, THAT IS SEXY LOLA HELLO SEXY LOLA, SHE JUST LOCKED HER DOOR C'MON SEXY LOLA, WE SEE YOU IN THERE WE KNOW YOUR SEXY, IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE

SHE DRINKS TOO MUCH SHE MAKES ME DRINK TOO MUCH TELL 'EM, TELL 'EM IT AIN'T ME I DO NO MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN HELP ME, HERE'S THE THING WHEN PEOPLE DRINK A LITTLE BIT THEY GET LOOSE AND YOU TEND TO BE ABLE TO THINK A LITTLE FREER WITH REAL CREATIVE STUFF SO WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO NOW IS I'D LIKE TO TAP INTO THE POWER OF THE DRUNKS AND TRY TO SOLVE SOME OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS AM I RIGHT? HOW ARE WE GOING TO ATTACK THIS DEFICIT?

A CAR WASH CAR WASH RIGHT? THE CAR WASH WORKS BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE GIRLS IN BIKINIS YES GET SOME KRUNK IN YOUR LIFE BABY KRUNK? -LISTEN TO MR. FAT CAT BABY, Y'ALL WANT TO INTERVIEW ME? THIS IS MY HOME BOY THOUGH I HANG ON THIS GUYS EVERY WORD, I LIKE THIS GUY, GO AHEAD TELL THEM THE REST OF IT LIKE SH# T, THIS IS REAL SH# T MAN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING WE (INDISCERNIBLE) IT'S REAL SH# T

WITH YOUR FLOWERS AND ALL YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYONE IS ON THE FLOWERS TONIGHT THE GIRLS LIKE THE FLOWERS MY FRIEND

(INDISCERNIBLE) WATCH OUT CAN YOU, SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE

OHHH, LOOK AT THAT

CAN I HAVE THIS? CAN I HAVE THIS? NO WAY BABY WHAT YOU WANT TO PUT IN THERE? VERY LITTLE SLEEP AFTER A NIGHT OUT IN TEMPE AND SCOTTSDALE AND WE FOUND A LITTLE GEM HERE IN CHANDLER, ARIZONA SAY HELLO TO DRAG BOAT RACING NICE. SEE THE SMILE, I CAN'T HELP THAT IT MAKES ME SMILE, THE SIGHT, THE SOUND, THE SMELL THIS IS ALL IN HIGH DEF GOODNESS SO PEOPLE AT HOME ARE GOING TO ENJOY THIS GO AHEAD WATCH, LET'S DO A FUN MONTAGE, YEAH MY FRIENDS THIS IS SOME PRETTY SICK STUFF TO SEE IN PERSON UNBELIEVABLE ONE OF THE FASTEST CLASSES IN DRAG BOAT RACING IS TOP FUEL BASICALLY IT'S LIKE DRIVING AN F16 ON THE WATER

UNDER THE HOOD, A SUPERCHARGED ALL ALUMINUM V8 CAPABLE OF SPEEDS WELL OVER 200 MPH

WHAT ARE WE RUNNING? WE GOT A KEITH BLACK ENGINE RUNNING ON NITRO METHANE AND WE'VE GOT TWIN PROP SYSTEM ON IT HORSEPOWER, PROBABLY ABOUT 700 800 TOP SPEED? -HOPEFULLY 240 DID YOU JUST SAY 7800? -YES 7,800 HP -THAT'S CORRECT WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE? WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE TO SIT INSIDE THE F16 COCKPIT RIGHT THERE AND JUST HAVE THAT AT YOUR DISPOSAL WELL IF I COULD BOTTLE IT UP ON THE WAY DOWN THE TRACK I WOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE WHEN I SOLD IT WHAT WOULD THE LOOK BE ON YOUR FACE SINCE WE DON'T HAVE THE IN CAR CAMERA WHAT WOULD THE LOOK BE AT 5 GS PROBABLY PRETTY SCARY SHOW THEM ARE YOU SMILING, ARE YOU SERIOUS? OH ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY, I LOVE IT YOU SEE THE SMILE ON THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, KEEP SMILING WATCH THAT SMILE, HE CAN'T HELP BUT SMILE HE'S ABOUT TO DRIVE THIS THING WHAT ARE WE TALKING FOR HORSE POWER BACK THERE UH, WE'VE GOT ABOUT 1500 HP NICE YEAH I GOT SOME BLOOD FLOW

A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME HOW CAN I GET INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF YOU GUYS DO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF FUN AND THEY ALSO SAY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE VERY SMART TO DO THAT JOB WELL YOUR RIGHT ON BOTH COUNTS BUT I WANTED TO SHARE SOME STUFF WITH YOU FOR INSTANCE LIKE BARLOW IS CARRYING THE STICKS RIGHT NOW, THOSE ARE CALLED THE STICKS, AKA TRIPOD ANOTHER QUESTION BEING ANSWERED EMAIL DEAR ART: WHO FOLDS UP THE STICKS WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE BARLOW DOES