Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 101

Episode Title: Naked in San Francisco

Description: Art travels to San Francisco to attend the annual Exotic Erotic Ball. It's a celebration of human sexuality and freedom of expression - even Art's face is red in this one!

Transcript:

HERE'S THE DEAL WE'RE IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO BE RIGHT NOW WANNA GET FREAKY WITH ME? TRUST ME, MY FRIENDS THIS IS ONE OF THE WILDEST PARTIES YOU WILL EVER SEE AND THERE IS A FREAK IN EVERY ONE OF US, DON'T THINK THERE ISN'T (LAUGHS) THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR ART MANN PRESENTS NAKED IN SAN FRANCISCO

HOW YOU DOING? WELCOME TO THE SHOW, A LITTLE GROGS HERE THIS MORNING SEE THE EYES, THAT'S WHAT THE SUNGLASSES ARE FOR GOOD LORD IT'S BRIGHT OUT HERE WE WERE UP TILL ABOUT, I DON'T KNOW 5 A.M. SO UH, RATHER THAN START THE SHOW LIKE THIS, KIND OF LOW-KEY AND LAME LET'S SHOW THE OPEN I SHOT LAST NIGHT WHERE I WAS ALL UPBEAT AND CRAZY, TAKE A LOOK

WE'RE AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL ALL RIGHT. YOU WON'T SEE OTHER CAMERAS HERE, THIS IS EXCLUSIVE VERY TOUGH TO EVEN GET A CAMERA IN HERE.. THE PEOPLE THAT COME TO THIS THING CAN'T EVEN BRING CAMERAS WE HAVE THIS SPECIAL HIGH DEFENSE CAMPAIGN, THAT'S WHY YOU SEE ME RIGHT NOW IN ALL YEAH HIGH DEF GLORY HELLO HIGH DEF PEOPLE, HI BUT WE'RE GOING TO BE HERE FOR THE WHOLE SHOW, THERE'S ACTUALLY AN EXOTIC/EROTIC EXPO THERE'S STUFF IN THERE I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN SHOW YOU ALL SORTS OF TOYS BUT THESE AREN'T THE ONES YOU GIVE TO YOUR KIDS AT CHRISTMAS TIME AND IF YOUR OFFENDED EASILY WELL I WOULD JUST SAY TO YOU, BE READY BECAUSE YOU WILL BE OFFENDED AND EVEN IF YOUR NOT OFFENDED THAT EASILY AT ALL YOU PROBABLY WILL BE OFFENDED IF YOUR ENTERTAINED BY THIS STUFF, HOLD ON TIGHT THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD

I'M THE MAN, BUT HE'S THE MANN, ART MANN THIS IS THE MANN

I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU ALL THAT YOU THINK THAT... WHO'S GRABBING MY CROTCH? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD IT ALL BUT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL YOU KNOW ART I STARTED THIS THING MANY YEARS AGO IN A PENTHOUSE IN SAN FRANCISCO WITH MY PARTNER LOUIS AVALACKI WHO IS THE NEWEST CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND THEN 25 YEARS LATER IT GREW, NOW WE HAVE 15,000 PEOPLE FROLICKING, REVELING IN THEIR SEXUALITY SOMETIMES REVELING IN NOTHING AT ALL AND YOU SEE WHAT WE GOT IT'S A LOT OF LOVE, IT'S SEXY WE HAVE ADULT INDUSTRY, WE'VE GOT GREEN, BLACK, WHITE, PINK, YOUNG, OLD WE GOT BISEXUAL, TRISEXUAL..THEY'LL TRY ANYTHING WE'VE VERY MUCH ROOTED IN THE 60S AND IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE AND IT WAS SAYING THIS YEAR COME OUT AND CELEBRATE 25 YEARS OF FLESH FETISH AND FUN AND FANTASY AND IT'S THE ULTIMATE FANTASY AND YOU'RE THE STARS EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL THIS IS IT!

SO AS YOU CAN SEE, IT STARTS NORMAL ENOUGH DOESN'T LOOK OUT OF THE ORDINARY, IT'S ME AT A CRAZY PARTY, WE'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT, WE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GOING TO BE A CRAZY, INSANE PARTY WE HAD NO IDEA, ALL RIGHT WE STARTED THINGS OFF AT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC TOY EXPO AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE HEY TROLLY! THAT JUST PROVES WE'RE IN SAN FRANCISCO AND IT'S NOT BLUE SCREEN BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF THE EXOTIC/EROTIC TOYS WE CAN EVEN SHOW YOU BECAUSE THE TOYS THEMSELVES ARE PRETTY GRAPHIC THEY'RE NOT LIKE TOYS, LIKE YOU THINK OF, IT'S NOT LITTLE WIND UP MONKEY'S THAT GO LIKE THIS AND STUFF, IT'S DO IT YOURSELF DILDOS AND THINGS I CAN'T EVEN SAY THE TOYS WITH THE PEOPLE AROUND TAKE A LOOK, YOU'LL SEE THE TOYS

HERE, COME WITH ME! C'MON T.V. FRIENDS HOLD ON TIGHT, THIS WOULD BE THE ADULT PORTION OF OUR SHOW SOME OF THE COSTUMES, I MEAN LIKE THIS GUY THIS, THAT IS A GREAT.. YOU KNOW THAT'S COOL, THAT'S COOL HE'S WEARING NOTHING BUT A MARBLE BAG, DOESN'T WANT TO BE ON CAMERA

I THINK WHAT IT IS ABOUT THE CAVEMAN COSTUME IS IT LENDS ITSELF TO YOU KNOW JUST FEE BALLIN' THE WHOLE DEAL RIGHT? CAVEMAN SEX BABY YEAH, HE CAN DRAG ME AROUND BY MY HAIR ANYTIME YOU DIG THAT RIGHT? -OH, YES I DO

VAGENIUS CLOTHING, YOUR COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR SEXUALITY, YOU KNOW HOW TO PLEASE YOUR PARTNER AND MOST ESPECIALLY YOU KNOW HOW TO PLEASE YOURSELF, SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU OUR AUDIO GUY GLENN EBOW WHEN HE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, THEY CALLED HIM THE VAGENIUS THAT'S AWESOME, THAT'S AWESOME, YOU NEED A SHIRT EXOTIC/EROTIC BLING, BLING FO SO -WORD (LAUGHS)

TELL ME WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE? WE HAVE ADULT NOVELTIES OVER THERE, ANYTHING FROM STRAP ONS, TO STROKE ONS DON'T TURN RED WHAT IS A STROKE ON? THE BUTT LADY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT? I GUESS, I MEAN WE'RE PUSHING THE LIMITS ANYWAY, LET'S BUST OUT A STROKE ON LET'S SHOW YOU A STROKE ON USUALLY A LOT OF DILDOS ARE MADE FOR GIRLS EXCITING THEM WATCHING, THE GUY GETS TO WATCH THIS TIME THE GIRL GETS TO WATCH THE GUY

WE'RE NOT GOING TO ACTUALLY USE IT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT GOOD LORD, SHE WAS READY TO PUT THAT ON ME WATCH, WATCH HE'S SUCH A WEENIE I'M NOT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO IT? OH, OH, GOTCHA

PRETTY GOOD, HUH? WHAT IS THIS MADE OUT OF -LATEX, IT HAS LIKE FRENCH TICKLER IN THERE AND IT HAS BOSOMS AND A BUTT IN THE BACK SO WHEN YOU STROKE YOU NEVER LOSE THE GRIP WELL IT MUST WORK THE MICROPHONE IS VERY HARD I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU WON'T SEE A MIC LIKE THIS ON CNN MY FRIENDS

YOU KNOW WE ALL LAUGH AND STUFF BUT YOU SEE THE AUDIO GUY, HE'S LIKE HEY, HEY MAKE SURE WE TAKE THAT BACK TO THE HOTEL THAT'S FINE, IT'S FOR YOU GUYS -THANK YOU TALK TO US ABOUT WHAT YOUR WEARING THERE SIR I'M WEARING THE ALL LEATHER MATILLA KILT 100% LEATHER WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION OF THE KILT, WHY IS IT TAKING OFF FREEDOM OF YOUR TWINS GETTING THEIR FREEDOM NICE YOU LIKE THAT? -VERY PRETTY I LOVE IT WAIT, WAIT SHE'S GOT SOME SKILLS HERE

THAT'S YOUR SIGNATURE DANCE MOVE YOU JUST SHOWED US? YES. NO, ACTUALLY MY SIGNATURE DANCE MOVE WOULD BE THE BOOTY SHAKE ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE BOOTY SHAKE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU LIKE OUR MICROPHONE? OH, I LOVE IT

MICROPHONE IS GETTING ALL SORTS OF ACTION, UH-OH CAN WE SHOW THAT?

LOOK AT THIS GUYS COSTUME RIGHT HERE NICE (LAUGHS)

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS, TELL OUR VIEWERS WHAT THE COSTUME IS NATURAL YOUR DRESSED AS NAKED MAN -NO, NATURAL NATURAL MAN -YOU WERE NAKED ONCE I WAS AND I QUICKLY LEARNED IT WASN'T A WAY TO GO FOR ME

YOU LIKE THE MIC? THEY LIKE THE MIC, YES! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ABLE TO WALK AROUND WITH LIKE THIS, I MEAN SERIOUSLY TELL THEM WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO JUST BE FREE -TO BE MYSELF?

IT FEELS GREAT RIGHT? -IT'S JUST FUN IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO EVERYWHERE YOU LIKE THAT MIC? SOMEONE SLAPPED THAT ON THERE THE SAD THING IS I THINK EVERYONE WOULD LIKE IT AT HOME

CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE AT HOME WHAT THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL IS ALL ABOUT A BUNCH OF BUNS GET DOWN! WHAT ARE WE DRESSED AS YOU TWO? I'M KIND OF 80S THROWBACK OF COURSE ONE OF THE THINGS YOU THREW BACK WAS THE BRA YEAH IF YOU KNOW WHICH ONE TO WASH TELL THEM WHAT HIS IS ALL ABOUT, BECAUSE THEY CAN TELL BY THE TITLE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL IT'S OBVIOUSLY CRAZY BUT TELL THEM DESCRIBE THIS FOR THEM IT'S FUN, IT'S DRESS UP, IT'S BEING WHO YOU ARE AND HAVE FUN YOU SEE COSTUMES LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT SEX AND HAVING FUN AND DOING IT IN A SAFE ENVIRONMENT AND BASICALLY IT'S 15,000 PEOPLE THAT KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN WHO PARTY, YEAH IT'S SAN FRANCISCO, YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT HOW YOU DOING SIR? -I'M HANGING OUT WHAT YOU UP TO? I WANT YOU TO TURN THAT WAY, I CAN GET A LITTLE CLOSER YOU DON'T WANT TO GET CLOSE TO THAT WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS HERE BUDDY I'M DOCTOR VIAGRA THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO HAVE SEX GREAT G SPOT PENETRATION, GREAT FOR ANAL SEX I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMO ART? I WOULD LIKE YOU GUYS TO DEMONSTRATE FOR ME

YOU WANNA GET A GOOD SHOT OF THAT NO? I WOULD

A LOT OF PEOPLE, MYSELF INCLUDED DON'T HAVE THE BALLS, NO PUN INTENDED TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS, HOW DOES IT NICE SHOT BY THE WAY, HOW DOES IT FEEL? TELL THEM OUT THERE HOW IT FEELS TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS IT'S VERY LIBERATING, VERY LIBERATING, YEAH WE'RE GOING TO GO ALL NIGHT NAKED LIKE, LOOK AT THIS I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE HUMAN BODY I AGREE THEY'VE BEEN PAINTING IT FOR CENTURIES YOU KNOW WE JUST GO OUT AND HAVE A NICE TIME, A LOT OF NICE PEOPLE OUT HERE COME OUT AND MEET A LOT OF FOLKS LIKE YOU GUYS AND HAVE A GREAT TIME THIS IS WHAT I LIKE, CAUSE YOU WILL NOT, TRUST ME I'VE BEEN TO A LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTIES, YOU WILL NOT FIND A PARTY LIKE THIS WHERE IT'S JUST OKAY TO LET IT FLY YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PARTY LIKE THIS TELL THEM, INVITE THEM TO COME OUT NEXT YEAR HOW ABOUT NEXT YEAR, HAVE A LOT OF FUN

DO NOT GO AWAY, WE HAVE MORE TOYS, COSTUMES, AND MAYHEM RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK

I UH, STILL EMBARRASS EASILY, YOU'D THINK BY NOW I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CRAZY STUFF THAT I WOULDN'T GET EMBARRASSED BUT MAN THIS, I MEAN IT'S JUST CRAZY, IT'S EMBARRASSING RIGHT? IS IT OVER THE TOP? THERE IS NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE AT THIS THING, AND I DON'T KNOW AT WHAT AGE YOUR COMFORTABLE TALKING TO A GUY WITH UH, BIG JIM AND THE BOYS JOINING IN THE CONVERSATION IT'S JUST A LITTLE STRANGE BUT LET'S GO BACK TO THE EXPO AND LET'S SEE MORE AND IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR, IF YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE TOY PART, DON'T WORRY, IT DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE IT'S STILL JUST CRAZINESS THE REST OF THE WAY THROUGH TELL US WHY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE CAN SHOW THE PRODUCT BUT TELL US WHAT IT IS IT'S THE CLONE THE WILLY KIT BASICALLY YOU MAKE AN EXACT REPLICA OF ANY PENIS IN YOUR OWN HOME IN RUBBER YOU CAN IMMORTALIZE YOURSELF IN RUBBER, IT WILL LAST LONGER THAN THE REAL THING THAT IS AMAZING

THAT COSTUME IS FANTASTIC OH THANKS IS IT HOT IN THERE? IT'S KIND OF NOW NOW PEOPLE RESPONDING WELL TO THE COSTUME? YEAH, YOU KNOW IT'S THE FIRST ONE I EVER MADE, IT'S KIND OF OLD BUT YOU MADE THIS? YEAH -DESCRIBE THE PROCESS WHAT'S IT MADE OUT OF? IT'S MADE OUT OF LATEX, IT'S PAINTED WITH SOMETHING CALLED PAX PAINT WHICH IS GLUE PLUS ACRYLIC

NOW YOU KNOW, WE'RE NO STRANGER TO SEEING THE BEADS FLYING AROUND ON THIS SHOW SOME OF THE CRAZY PARTIES AND STUFF BUT WHAT DO YOU DO HERE? BECAUSE THE LADIES ARE ALREADY, YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING THE BIGGEST BALLS IN THE SHOP -IS IT? YEAH, FOR THE MOST PART A LOT OF GUYS SHOW UP WITHOUT A COSTUME AND THIS IS THE ALTERNATIVE GOT IT AND THERE ARE A LOT OF COVERED BOOBS IN THIS PLACE WHAT'S THE BIG SELLER WHEN IT COMES TO THE BEADS, OH MAN, IT'S ALWAYS THE BLING, BLING THERE'S A LOT OF PIMPS AROUND HERE

LOOK AT THIS LADY, LOOK AT THIS LADY RIGHT HERE TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR COSTUME I'M THE BUNNY B# TCH NICE, BUNNY TELL THEM ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE, ABOUT COMING TO THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL IT'S MY FIRST TIME IT'S WILD, IT'S CRAZY, IT'S LAVISH

EVERYONE THIS IS DOCTOR GRABWELL HOW YOU DOING? I'VE ALREADY EXAMINED MANY BREASTS TODAY AND THEY'RE ALL OKAY SO FAR AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY'RE ALL OKAY HOW IS THE COSTUME WORKING FOR YOU TONIGHT SO FAR, I'M GETTING A LOT OF ACTION, ENOUGH ACTION TODAY TO SATISFY ME WE'RE LEAVING THE EXOTIC/EROTIC EXPO FOR A COUPLE REASONS IT'S ONLY A HALF HOUR SHOW FOR ONE, AND FOR TWO A LOT OF CRAZY TOYS IN THERE WE'RE GOING TO GO IN THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL AND SEE IF WE CAN SHOW SOME OF THAT STUFF WHAT'S UP MAN, WHO ARE YOU CALLING? I'M CALLING MY BUDDIES -TELLING THEM THEY'RE MISSING OUT HUH? EXACTLY, WHERE THEY AT? TELL THEM ABOUT THE BALL THE BALL.. YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN HERE 5 MINUTES AND I TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO BE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE HOT -HOW ARE YOU? GOOD HOW ARE YOU? YOU LIKE THAT? -I LIKE THAT CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS ON YOUR CHEEK? GIVE IT A SPIN. THAT'S NICE HUH? I CAN'T SPIN IT VERY WELL LET'S TELL EVERYONE AT HOME WHAT YOU ARE DRESSED AS GIVE US LIKE UH, GIVE US A LITTLE RUNWAY ATTITUDE, A MODEL SPIN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DRESSED AS, I'M HERE JUST TO PLEASE YOU

I'M SPEECHLESS YOU UH, COME HERE OFTEN?

THIS CONCLUDES OUR EXOTIC/EROTIC TOY PORTION OF THE SHOW UNBELIEVABLE! TOYS I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED AND TOYS THAT SOME OF THE BOYS HERE BOUGHT WHAT? I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT? SORRY IXNAY ON THE INFO

HI, YOU STILL WITH US HUH? VERY BRAVE, EITHER VERY BRAVE OR VERY STUPID

I THINK IT'S AWESOME, I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT TODAY, I WAS ON A PANEL TODAY ABOUT IT AND ABOUT JUST FREEDOM OF EXPRESSIVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND WE ONLY GET SO MUCH IN THIS WORLD AND A LOT OF IT IS AN ILLUSION BUT WITHIN THAT ILLUSION WE HAVE TO BE WHO WE ARE, WE HAVE TO LET OUR FREAK OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN AND THERE IS A FREAK IN EVERYONE OF US, DON'T THINK THERE ISN'T AND TONIGHT WE'RE SEEING A LOT OF FREAKS

IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE WE'VE DONE A LOT OF CRAZY PARTIES AND USUALLY THE WOMEN GO AHEAD AND GET NAKED BUT WHAT I NOTICE ABOUT THIS PARTY A LOT OF GUYS WALKING AROUND HERE OH MY GOD, I WAS HERE EARLIER AND THERE IS ALL THESE BIG, BIG GUYS WALKING AROUND WITH THESE LITTLE NEEDLE PENISES ABOUT THIS BIG MAKES ME FEEL REALLY GOOD BY THE WAY THAT'S WHY I'M NOT NAKED WELL THERE YOU GO

(SINGING GOD BLESS AMERICA) I DON'T KNOW I'M VERY NERVOUS YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB

EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY STRAIGHT, FOR SOME REASON I...

THAT WAS SO GOOD, PEOPLE EVEN THINK I'M GAY, OKAY WHATEVER TELL US WHAT YOUR DRESSED AS -I'M A DARK ANGEL WHAT MAKES YOU SO DARK? I'M FREAKY AND VICIOUS

WANT TO GET FREAKY WITH ME? -WELL, I'M...TRYING TO PROTECT MY JOB HERE WE'RE REALLY WALKING THE LINE TONIGHT MAYBE AFTER HE STOPS ROLLING? UH, YEAH...

SHE'S REALLY FREAKY THOUGH I CAN GO OFF ON YOU, DO YOU WANT TO GO OFF? I DON'T KNOW I'M SCARED SHE'S VIBRATING I CAN GO OFF ON YOU WHAT'S YOUR NAME HONEY?

HI BELIEVE IT OR NOT WE HAVE EVEN MORE OF THIS STUFF RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK UNLESS OF COURSE WE GET PULLED OFF THE AIR THERE GOES OUR EMMY

IT'S A PRETTY SHOT HUH? WE LIKE TO BRING YOU WHAT YOU WANT

YOUR WATCHING OUR FAREWELL EPISODE BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY WALKING THE LINE WITH THIS ONE

OH MY GOD, TOO MANY FREAKS IN ONE HALF HOUR VIOLATION, YOUR OUT FREAK POLICE, THEY JUST STEPPED IN, YOU SEE THAT?

CAN WE FIGURE THIS THING OUT, WE'RE INSIDE WHAT THE COW PALACE, RIGHT? YES, VERY GOOD -HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE? I HAVE NO CLUE -JUST GUESS THERE'S 3, 4, 5 TIMES I DON'T KNOW A LOT -SOME QUICK MATH RIGHT THERE TELL THEM PLEASE ABOUT THIS MAYHEM THAT SURROUNDS US IT'S CRAZINESS GOOD, CLEAN CRAZINESS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT CLEAN, BUT THERE IS NOTHING CLEAN WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO SOMEONE WATCHING IF THEY'VE NEVER BEEN TO SUCH A CRAZY EVENT LIKE THIS OH MY GOD -YOU'LL SEE A LOT OF BOOBIES NO, MY BOOBIES ARE SMALL, LOOK AT YOURS LOOK AT YOURS! YOU CAN SEE MY BOOTY THOUGH

WHAT DON'T YOU GET NAKED CAMERA BOY C'MERE CAMERA BOY

I'M SERIOUS, YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM SOME LOVE BECAUSE HE WORKS THE HARDEST OUT OF ALL OF US

OH..YEAH ALL RIGHT

THERE GOES OUR EMMY

IT'S TIME NOW FOR THE BIG COSTUME CONTEST AND YOU'LL FIND THAT WITH THE COSTUMES THERE'S DEFINITELY A THEME WITH THE COSTUMES I THINK, I BELIEVE THE THEME THIS YEAR IS GENITALIA SO TAKE A LOOK AT THE COSTUME CONTEST

THAT IS YOUR COSTUME CONTEST RIGHT HERE THE WINNER THE VAGINA LADY

WOW, SO YOU SEE WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT WE HAD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE HALF OF IT BECAUSE THERE ARE PARTS OF IT, LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF I WERE TO SHARE THE FACT THAT ONE OF THE DANCERS ENDED UP IN OUR CAMERA MAN'S ROOM THAT WOULD EMBARRASS HIM SO THERE ARE PARTS OF IT I WON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT BUT UH, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR JOINING US I THINK, THIS IS WHAT I WAS ASKED TO DO WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO DO THIS SHOW, THEY SAID WE WANT IT TO BE SPONTANEOUS WHERE WEEK AFTER WEEK THE VIEWER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WELL, SURPRISE I DON'T THINK YOU EXPECTED THAT, THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL THAT'S RIGHT SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT -I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT GOD BLESS CHRISTOPHER REEVE AND GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS ALL THIS RIGHT HERE IS ALL GNC GENETIC THAT'S A GOOD COMMERCIAL YES IT IS NATURAL GENETIC FIBER HERE WE GO 2.4 INCHES, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH IT NICE. -GOOD TEXTURE YOU KNOW THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE THING I KNOW I'M AN ADULT AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME BUT THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE THING, I REALLY DO GET NERVOUS, I'M NERVOUS THAT MY MOM IS WATCHING THIS HOW CRAZY WOULD IT BE IF WE SAW MY MOM... PLEASE MOM, DON'T GO TO THE EXOTIC/EROTIC BALL I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE IT